| Agent Smith vs Freddy Krueger | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 2 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | 3/10/2022 |
| Written by | Scarecrow640 |
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Two psychopaths with a god complex who’ll always come back in a dream like reality. Both also gained this power from somewhat dying and at some point worked for beings of greater power that was similar to them (the matrix and dream demons) both have actually came close to being actual gods before they’re true defeat and in non canon stuff to the movies gained immense power ups (megasmith and necronomicon) both don’t really care for humans that much but still have many problems with them, both have also had Laurence fishburne in their movies.
intro[]
sheldon: agent smith, the agent turned virus god of the matrix
deadpool: Freddy Krueger, spring wood slasher turned dream demon who caused a nightmare on elm street
sheldon: which psychopath of the world of dreaming shall win
deadpool: lets find out by analysing they’re stats to see who would win, A DEATH BATTLE.
Agent Smith infects death battle[]
sheldon; reality, sometimes the line between that and what isn’t real can be a bit hard to tell, there are some dreams which are so realistic you cannot tell that they are dreams, and one great example of that would be the matrix.
Deadpool: yeah, sometime around the end of the 20th century humanity had created something only seen in science fiction, artificial intelligence, however big shocker, it was evil, real original guys.
Sheldon: good news was that they installed a bit of a weakness, the machines require heat and energy to survive, so block out the sun and they eventually die, bad news, humans are also a source of that.
Deadpool: so basically for the next few years they collected humans and put them in pods, they even began growing humans, and to make sure that they did not escape, the machines put their minds, well subconscious into a computerised world, known as the matrix.
Sheldon: yes, however there where still humans that resisted it, so the machines created beings inside the matrix to kill those people, known as agents, and one of these agents, was known as smith.
deadpool: as a agent smith held extremely powerful capabilities that far surpass that of a human, he can casually break concrete with a strike and dodge bullets so fast he creates five after images.
Sheldon: he can also fight on par with neo, who had a new martial art programmed into his head every three seconds for eleven hours, meaning he knows roughly 118,800 martial arts.
deadpool: i know this may sound like way more than it should however remember they are in the future and not only that but if you read these collection of stories that happen within the matrix made by the wackowskis company burlyman entertainment then they also have aliens that they could have learnt it from.
Sheldon: speaking of, in those stories at one point a semi matrix conscious man was capable of surviving reality collapsing around him, and this is a person barely aware of the matrix, and smith and other agents have killed every fully conscious person to fight them until neo, and the machines also made a person live out their entire life in five minutes, and kept track of all of it, putting their reaction speed at about possibly in the nanoseconds
deadpool: but if physical strength isn’t enough agents come packed with fire power, specifically a IMI desert eagle mark XIX pistol, and since it’s in the matrix they probably don’t even need to reload them, but if that’s also not enough, agents can warp reality, usually shown by deja vu.
sheldon: but even with all of this smith still died to neo, at least that’s what was said in the first movie, however in actuality part of neo had merged with smith, he became an anomaly, a virus,
deadpool: the virus part is because of the iconic ability he claimed, the ability to infect people and turn them into him, by the end of them he had pretty much infected every being in the matrix universe, and since it’s in the future that would possibly be over ten billion smith clones he had amassed, and thanks to assimilating that much of the matrix he could draw power from the data core to allow himself to regenerate.
sheldon: however these abilities where still not enough to get revenge on Thomas Anderson, for that, he needed to infect a specific person, the oracle, doing that gave him the obvious ability to see into the future but also granted god like speed and strength, which neo had also amassed, and in their fight they both generated energy that was calculated to be at about 100 gigatons, so on his own smiths punches are about 50 gigatons of force.
deadpool: funny you should mention force, since he had gotten some of neos powers this included that telekinesis, which can divert missiles and create massive explosions in the new movie, oh and he was matching neo in flight speed who outran an explosion while making several turns.
Sheldon: he also created a massive storm that coated about the entire planet in the matrix, which would be around 500 exatons of tnt to make at least, but he still has one more thing to go over, a monstrous ginormous version from the game, the megasmith
deadpool: oh yeah, when he combines with the city and hundreds of other smith clones he transforms into a behemoth of a boss battle, capable of launching massive blocks of street and building as if they are nothing, and while it may decrease his speed, it vastly improves his strength.
sheldon: and ultimately, smith achieved something little to no other movie villain has (minus horror ones) , he won, until neo corrupted his code and destroyed him for good.
deadpool: probably helped by some of his weaknesses, those being that he is arrogant, likes to make big monologues, and that the future sight isn’t quite that good as while he can see into the future there are still some blank spots.
Sheldon: but then he returned again good and helped defeat the new bad guy, but we’re not going into that except for how he was immune to the time manipulation, so remember avoid the virus at all costs.
agent smith: It was your life that taught me the purpose of all life—the purpose of life is to end.
One, two Freddie's in death battle for you[]
deadpool: and now for the guy who looks suspiciously like me.
sheldon: Wes craven was a movie director who was searching for inspiration, and then he found it, an entity of sorts, and he decided to create a bunch of films around it, which kind of grew its power even though it was trapped in the first movie.
deadpool: but while based on it, freddy is a very different person, once upon a time a nun called Amanda Krueger got locked in a room filled with dangerous psychopaths , they hid her away from the guards and continuously raped her, when she was finally found she was near death, but not only that, she was with child, one that would become very dangerous indeed, they called him, Frederick Krueger, but you can call him Freddy.
sheldon: this nickname got him the nickname son of a million psychopaths, and he himself soon became a psychopath, showing signs of it at a young age when he killed the classrooms pet hamster with a mallet, he was eventually expelled from the school but got a job at it as their janitor.
deadpool: it was then that he met Loretta, whom he eventually married, and if you saw him walking down the street or at home you would think him pretty normal, but if you saw this special room he had, well you would probably be about to die, like what happened to his wife.
sheldon: freddy would kill multiple children for several years until finally being caught, however thanks to a paperwork problem freddy got to walk home free, however that night the parent of the kids he killed decided to take matters into their own hands and burned him to death inside his boiler room.
deadpool; except in actuality he was given an offer by the dream demons, to become an immortal killer inside the dreams, which freddy gladly accepted.
sheldon: his main weapon of choice would be his clawed glove, a gardening glove equipped with four knifes, however he has later shown he can simply grow his own claws, and as an added bonus he also has one that was granted to him by shao kahn from mortal kombat, which also boosts his powers.
deadpool: but this is the knife to his real bread and butter, dream manipulation, with it he commonly likes to play tricks on his opponents and toy with them, he can warp the surroundings to his own design, morph himself into various shapes and sizes, even growing to the size of a skyscraper.
sheldon: he can manipulate people into doing what he wants and even properly possess their minds, he can cause objects to come alive or just telikinetically move them and people, like say the time he made a miniature planet entirely out of metal, or how he can even go invisible,
deadpool: this guy can even cause you to be trapped in a time loop and keep repeating over and over and over again,
sheldon: he even has the ability to break the fourth wall, which he used to talk to the audience in his show and even exit the tv in the goldbergs.
deadpool: but ironically a technique he most likes to use is the thing that first killed him, fire control, or pyrokinesis, he can make walls of flames, shoot it out and manipulate it to do many other things.
sheldon: and if need be he can fall back on his skill and strength to, for example how he can match ash Williams who has battled armies of deadites, or sub zero, who has defeated batman.
deadpool: speaking of the mortal kombat scaling, if we go by latest speed in death battle he can react at about 1% the speed of light, and he has also fought jason voorhees, who fought with jason x, who can survive a black hole.
sheldon: considering that while they put up a fight yet where sorely outclassed we found that jason was probably about twenty percent as tough as x while freddy is about 50% as tough as him, going of of this and death battles calculations for a black hole Freddie’s toughness is about 500 gigatons,
deadpool: but that’s not even counting super freddy, where he goes buff mode, though seems to lose the claws,
sheldon: while like this he seems to be fully invulnerable and has stated himself to be stronger and faster than before.
deadpool: but there is one other thing he has, a book wrapped in human flesh that he can absorb, one of unholy magic and power, the necronomicon ex mortis, this thing can travel across time and space, create armies of deadlines which can rip apart tanks and keep up with truck, and basically do just about any magic spell he can think of,
sheldon: and the general of that army would be a human jason voorhees, armed with two swords and while not quite as tough is now much faster and more skilled, though there is one other thing to talk about, Freddie’s immortality.
deadpool: yeah no matter what happens he can constantly come back to life, he has been chopped to pieces and even had his sole destroyed several times.
sheldon: this may be because of another ability he has, the ability to steal souls, though he first has to kill them or hold them down long enough to do so.
deadpool: yeah this guy has several weaknesses, like how holy stuff are good against him or how he prefers to toy with his opponents first rather than just kill them
sheldon: but be wary, for if you should fall asleep on elm street, you will be at the mercy of the springwood slasher, and sadly he has none.
freddy Krueger: now I’m playing with power
Interlude[]
combatants are set, so its time for a death battle.
Pre-fight[]
We open up on a barren wasteland, dark clouds now coat all of the sky, this is all that’s left of almost everywhere on the planet, there are only scraps left of the places, this is the effects of the machines, in this place a sign was still there though, a big metal billboard with a family in a car, it is mostly rusted over and partially torn apart, except the words are still ok, those words, “welcome to springwood”, overhead we can see a giant octopus like robot flying over, carrying a pod to be placed into the matrix, however despite its numerous sensors, it cannot detect the shadow that creeps up into the pod, one that may just be bad for everyone.
A couple years later
We open up on a man standing in a red boiler room, sharpening a tool, a glove with knifes on it, this man had several noticeable aspects on him, a green and red sweater, a fedora, and gruesomely burned skin, this was caused by the parents of springwood, and he had vowed to kill their children, only problem, they had most likely been killed already by these machines, Freddy had decided to haunt this place now, the matrix, he had spent the last couple of years, learning about what had happened, what this place was, and remastering his powers, he had preyed on about one person per month, so he could build up the fear but not be found out, he was growing in power so to take over this place, however, he had discovered that there was another also trying to do that, and knew that they could be a problem, so he decided that first he would confront this agent smith.
A single man is seen standing in a city as a massive storm comes down, he is standing in the street, in the windows of buildings, on the sidewalks, he is standing everywhere, he wears a nice suit and some sunglasses despite it being a storm these are agent smith, right now he is waiting for neo, at least he was, but that would be in a couple hours, just now he was waiting for another man he saw in his vision, a burned up man with a clawed hand, he begins walking down the street as the other smiths just stand there, still as statues.
After a while of walking agent smith reaches an old street and begins to walk down it, when all of a sudden he spots something he was not expecting, several small children playing, there is a girl riding around on a bicycle, a couple boys playing with a ball as some others play with marbles, but the ones that stand out the most, three girls playing with skipping ropes, they stand out because of the tune that they are singing. “One, two, he’s here for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, get your crucifix, seven, eight, better stay up late, nine, ten, never sleep again” by the end of the tune all the kids suddenly disappear except for the girl on the bike as she starts riding down the street past a sign, elm street.
Smith follows the girl, keeping his guard up and staying cautious, he knew this was an illusion o he would just play along for know, he stops as the girl turns up to a house about seven of eight (just wanted to do that) he looks the building up and down, it is old and appears as though to be falling apart, he then spots the girl in front of the door up the steps as she turns around and rides into the house, the agent walks into it and looks around, only to not really see anything that should be in a wooden house as the rooms walls are now metal and it is filled with boilers, the room is also very red.
The agent turns around as he hears the door slam shut, he then decides to walk further through the room only to stop as he here a screeching noise ring out around the room, he then notices scratches appear along a boiler despite no one being there, and they are approaching him, they are then right next to where he is, smith expecting Freddy to be on the inside of it prepares to punch it by reeling back his fist, however at that moment he looks down to see a hand around his foot as he is suddenly dragged down into the ground.
Agent smith slowly wakes up and looks around, only to see he is on a wet floor and there is little to nothing there, that’s when he hears footsteps and turns around to see a knifed hand coming right for his face, and just as it is inches away we slow down as we suddenly see smith smirk.
fight[]
Just as the claw is about to hit the agent it suddenly goes right through his head as it is revealed that was just an after image as all of a sudden smiths upper body is beside the arm and then launches a punch into the arm causing the dream demon to scream as all of a sudden we hear cracking noises from the arm symbolising that bone just broke as freddy pulls it back in and cradles the broken arm as smith walks over and prepares for another strike when all of a sudden the arm snaps back into place leaving a massive cut on smiths underbelly that blood starts leaking from, however just before freddy can launch another strike while laughing away he is suddenly met with a desert eagle to the face that begins firing away tearing massive chunks from the demons head as smith walks back and begins healing the cut as he stops firing to see he had completely tore off most of kruegers head only for the arm to reach inside and pull out a new head that is covered in a lot of blood.
Smith looks at him in caution, he knew that his opponents abilities would be dangerous and was sure that something was going to happen, and happen something did as freddy said “ugh, my heads covered, better get it off” he says as all of a sudden his head shakes violently as the blood comes off and all of a sudden forms into a bunch of new Freddie’s, who all of which charge forwards except for the original who is just standing there laughing, at least of course, until several smith clones crash down into the ground around the Krueger copies, surprising them, “what, did you think I was alone, you’re never alone when you have yourself, yourself and you” smith says as he and his clones let out a big laugh, however it is cut off as one of the clones is suddenly hit in the face with a fireball, causing the glasses to melt off as some of his face begins peeling and most of the hair gets burnt off causing them to scream in agony as the other smiths look with hatred and charge into the freddy Kruegers.
We see a smith knock one of the Freddie’s into a wall and then begin using a barrage of thousands of punches on his chest as a freddy begins belching out a stream of fire on a smith only for him to fly over it and land a full speed punch on the Freddie’s face knocking him into the ground which slightly shatter sending bits of debris everywhere when all off a sudden the freddy disappears to behind the smith and launches a claw down only for smith to grab it “seeing into the future is really good right” he says before punching the demon hard enough to tear his arm out only for the dismembered arm to strike its claw into his wrist making him let go of it.
While all of this is happening we see freddy sneaking out of the room and back to outside as he closes the door and then turns around with a smile which instantly drops as he is now facing an entire army of smiths, so just to help himself he brings out his mortal kombat glove and states, “this is gonna be fun” sarcastically knowing that the next few minutes may not be good.
Freddy charged forwards into the smiths only to be struck with a punch to the face knocking him back as several smiths charge forwards and begin launching strikes on freddy from all sides, freddy is hit in the chest, the face knocking out some teeth and an eye, the legs and arms causing them to break, and even the bit between the legs however after all of it some off the smiths move away to reveal that it was actually a mannequin, one which then explodes engulfing several smith in fire but not doing to much damage until the look up to see freddy doing a spirit bomb style fireball which he prepares to toss down only to be knocked away by a punch in slow motion from the main smith sending him somewhere into the city.
Smith flies over it and looks down without much hope until he hears a baseball tune playing and sees a massive baseball stadium that was not there before and sees freddy in the starter position wit a giant bat, “hey bitch” he then smiles “play ball”.
Knowing what it is freddy wants smith smirks and then flies forwards reeling back his fist as ripples start coming off of him to show how fast he is moving, meanwhile freddy swing the bat forwards setting it on fire to make it look like it is also going fast as both collide and appear to be in a struggle until a third arm comes out of Freddie’s chest and stabs into smiths allowing freddy to get the upper hand and knock smith through several buildings collapsing them, however smith manages to then readjust himself as he suddenly spots that freddy now has his hands in the ground, however before he can ask what he was doing he got the answer as suddenly a bunch of claws fly out of the ground up to smith who avoids them all before releasing a pulse of energy that knocks them away as he flies back at his foe faster than freddy can react allowing him to perform an uppercut before following up with thousands of hits all around the dream demon only for freddy to disappear again.
Smith tries to look around for his opponent when all of a sudden he is hit in the back with a scratch as he turns around only to see no one there, he is then hit with another to the back which causes the same result, however smith then thinks of something as we switch to his point of view to show the entire world as code, as well as one being in front of him in the form of a person as he punches it sending it down into a building as we switch back to normal view to show freddy reappear visible again as he slowly gets up while once again healing from the attack, this time freddy disappears again as smith floats down and looks for him only to see a door open up out of nowhere.
Agent smith walks through the door and looks around only to see he is in… a comic book store, “now why would he bring me here” here” he questions only to be hit with a powerful punch to the side as he turns to see a much more muscular version of his foe, he gets up and flies in for a punch only for both hands to be caught as freddy then states, “time to rip off superman” before tossing smith upwards into the sky.
True to his word freddy performs what the man of steel done to zodd in one of the movies, foes in injustice 2 for his super move and goku in their second fight, “faster than a bastard maniac” freddy says launching another punch, “more powerful than a loco madman” another punch again causing the agent to go spinning, “its super freddy” he says as he hits smiths face with another hit but this time spins around before launching to send smith downwards into what appears as though to be a pyramid which causes it to collapse.
Smith slowly gets up while holding his head as freddy floats down, and with a look of anger on his face smith charges over and unleashes his flurry of punches, only to be shocked at them having virtually no affect whatsoever on the buffed up foe, freddy begins laughing at this “nice try smith, but I’m invincible while I’m like this” he says before all of a sudden shooting beams of fire out of his eyes which smith sidesteps out the way of easily causing it to hit right next to a cat making it run away as smith pulls out a gun and smiles as freddy shoots another blast which is sidestepped and once again dodged by a cat, “Jesus Christ, is the author getting lazy already” he says as smith shoots the gun which to Freddie’s shock manages to pierce him, “w-what the hell” freddy shouts as he pulls out the bullet only to see it is now green, “surely mr Krueger, you must know that superman has a fatal weakness to that green rock, and since you mimicked him you also got the weakness, I simply mimicked it” smith states with a smile as he begins rapid firing the kryptonite bullets as freddy begins teleporting around the bullets until he gets up close to smith and launches another punch which causes the agent to get some teeth knocked out as a small crack sounds out as freddy then engulfs himself in fire and appears behind smith as his original self with both gloves on again, “tell me, you ever heard of mortal kombat” he asks as all of a sudden the area goes darker as freddy jams his knife hands into the agents chest causing an x ray of the ribs cracking before pulling out and slashing at the head causing an x ray of the skull to be shown being cracked as we return to normal to show smith stumble backwards as he backs away to concentrate on healing the injuries.
However before he has a chance to start healing freddy follows up with several more slashes to the chest causing blood to leak out from smiths chest from the various slashes on him as freddy then jams his claws into smiths shoulder and pushes him backwards into a stone wall off a house sticking the agent to it as he creates a metal rod and jams it through the agents chest barely missing the heart but allowing Freddy to pull off and perform more attacks as he raises his arm up only for it to be held by another smith clone who then smirks, “don’t you dare” Freddy says knowing what the clone is about to do which happens as the clone then begins spinning Freddy by his arm so fast they become invisible, “oh god, I’m about to, blleurgh” he then proceeds to throw up a bunch of hot magma as all of a sudden he is sent flying as his arm tears off.
Smith rips the pole right out of his chest and moves to inside of the house as his body begins to slowly regenerate, meanwhile Freddy lands crotch first into one of the corners of those stones for the pyramids causing him to yell in complete agony while clutching the between bit of his legs, however he instantly stops and once again heals up from the damage before getting up only to be struck in the face by a punch from the smith clone followed by the speedy punches, only this time freddy was ready and spawns a ton of arms around his body that also start hitting, and the results make it look like a stand battle from jojo with the amount of afterimages the punches are leaving, and since freddy notices this and does enjoy making a couple references he is yelling out the ever so iconic “Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda”
this goes on for several minutes until he all of a sudden hears a bullet shot as he looks down to see the hole in his chest as he looks back to see another smith clone letting the other launch another flurry that surprises the demon and makes lots of holes in him from the blows sheer force.
Freddy lands down face first in the sand before getting up again without any signs of injuries, he then sticks his hand into the ground again causing a bunch of claws to pop out the ground which would have been sore if not for the smiths jumping off the ground before opening a barrage of bullets on Freddie’s body causing the springwood slasher to stumble back a bit while pieces of blood spurt out from the hits.
Freddy falls to the ground coughing up blood as the two smiths approach him as the original smith comes out now fully healed, “well mr. Krueger, it appears as though you are finished, and we win” he exclaims as he launches his hand down into Freddie’s chest to assimilate him, and then smith walks out of the house fully healed as he walks over to freddy, “well mr. Krueger, it seems li… wait, this has already happened” smith realises as all of a sudden he notices freddy over in the distance and then moves to fly over to him, however freddy causes it to repeat again only to see smith still flying over, “what the fu…” the dream demon is cut off as he is hit in the face making it bloody up a lot as another x-ray is shown of his skull caving in on itself as freddy is then shown being launched down into some tomb.
Freddy landed with a thump face first into the tomb ad then proceeded to get up and dust himself off as he looked around where he was sent, “jeez, what a shi… wait, I sense, is that” all of a sudden freddy begins to smile wickedly as he walks down the tomb.
Agent smith was simply standing outside of it waiting for his opponent to come back out, “sigh, guess I’m going in then” the agent says as he is about to jump in when all of a sudden an explosion erupts out of the tomb as freddy is now floating there, but now he has yellow energy surrounding his body and a creepy face on his chest, this is because he had just absorbed a truly unholy book, one wrapped in human flesh that would tear the world apart, one more commonly dealt with by a man with a handgun and a chainsaw arm, the necronomicon ex-mortis, and freddy was now now laughing like a maniac as he had only one thing to say, “showtime, fuckface”
All of a sudden the screen begins to glitch suddenly as a voice is head “we interrupt this fight for a quick announcement, this is own that you must read, you should not skip over it at all costs, it is probably the single most important thing you will ever hear… you have just been tricked by us into reading a bit with no use to the story whatsoever dummies”… what the f…
The to be continued music plays as a technical problem picture of deadpool tearing apart a device with sheldon hiding in the corner is shown.
We return to the fight to see freddy smirking at the smiths who stand ready as freddy then flicks his wrist causing a massive energy wave to erupt from him and knock the smiths back…far, to be exact about 50 miles, which was actually good as freddy raised his arm spawning an army of horrific disfigured demon like monsters that almost seemed humanoid but with more blood on them and very different seeming skin, that was because they were all dead, evil dead, that far as well as he then points forwards causing them to all charge at the three smiths only to stop as they saw an army of smiths fly down as well, upon seeing this both freddy and smith simply point forwards as both armies charge at each other, causing a large impact to start off as smiths make punches that cause explosions while deadites tear through smiths making explosions of blood to happen as well.
We see a massive deadite trying to tear into a smith who keeps dodging and launching blows that makes cracks sound out until it finally falls over as another smith tries shooting at a deadite that keeps dodging around the bullets and getting closer until the smith just launches a punch that knocks the deadites head off through another ones chest, meanwhile we also see the deadite jason slashing into multiple smiths at the same time as they are knocked ack allowing others to also go in and while jason is knocking most back he gets hit several times causing bruises to appear on him and as jason is about to go down all of a sudden a massive wave of fire bursts out engulfing both armies causing severe burns on the smiths as the deadites are unaffected, however thanks to the oracle powers the main one had already jumped out the way and now lay witness on the cause of the fire, freddy, only now his skin was a darker red as he had absorbed the powers a bit more.
“It appears, mr krueger, that you have become much stronger, however do not believe that you are going to win, I have seen the fu…” smith is then cut off as freddy had punched him right in the face before unleashing a flurry of massive flaming fists that when over sends smith several miles away only for smith to fly back at speeds that shocked freddy as they were literally almost instant and unleashing his own flurry of punches that knock freddy back who decides to shock his own opponent by raising his hands and summoning down massive bolts of lightning all around the battlefield that the recovered smiths dodge around multiple times before all flying up to surround freddy.
Freddy looks around at the smiths with a now worried face, they had taken down his army, countered every one of his tricks and even survived the necronomicon, what else could he use, thankfully for him his opponent wasn’t going in for the kill… just yet, for now smith planned on gloating, “so mr. Krueger, I suppose you have had your fun now but I am afraid this is over, I know you are out of tricks and games, I can see it on your face, just think if you hadn’t toyed around you might’ve won, but your ego was to big for that, in fact if you were the size of your ego you would be giant…” freddy stops listening at this point, his opponent had already said something that would help him, freddy teleported away in a stream of fire so bright the smiths had to shield they’re eyes, “this again mr. Krueger, it is inevitable that I shall win so why do you persist on continuing, I shall eventually… find… you” smith stops as they all turn to look at a shadow that now loomed over them, the thing that they were staring at was easily over a thousand feet tall, the size of its four claws easily big enough to slice through a mountain, freddy had grown ginormous.
The smiths were honestly surprised at this new development, however that wouldn’t stop them from finishing this fight off, so they flew up to the face of freddy only to go back down as he done fire breath in a style similar to a certain green coloured atomic lizard titan/Kaiju (depending on which movies you watch) king, which disintegrates several of the agents only for the other smiths to start flying at supersonic speeds into his stomach causing freddy to clutch his stomach in pain only to laugh as just when some more smiths come in and hit his skin his body becomes covered in spikes stabbing through several of them while other ones dodge. Freddy then swipes his arm around hitting the main smith and knocking him back into a city, however upon being there smith smiles upon getting an idea as he puts his finger up to his ear, sending a message as suddenly the smiths everywhere across the matrix begin converging on him, several tearing apart bits of the street or even buildings as well as cars, they all converged into the one smith, all crunching those up together forming something which is also involving the smiths themselves building up, eventually most of the city is gone as the new smith rises up to face the giant freddy, but this wasn’t any smith, this was the megasmith.
And just as a finishing touch it grabs some giant glasses from a specsavers billboard.
Freddy looks at his new opponent with a look of surprise that soon becomes a smirk, “you really believe plagiarism will beat me” he exclaims readying himself for the last leg of the fight.
Both giants charge at each other, preparing to launch a massive strike as the both reel their fists back only for the giant freddy to teleport behind the megasmith and launch a punch that also releases a wave of orange energy that knocks the smith forward only for him to turn around and launch a hit at freddy right in the dream demons face knocking him back before following up with a flurry of punches and finishing with an uppercut and then grabbing Freddie’s legs while he is still in the air and swinging him around several times before finishing with pulling the dream demon in and launching a punch to the face which when x rayed shows the skull cracking. Freddy is knocked to the ground with a slightly misshapen face that fixes itself as freddy launches another wave of fire at megasmith who raises its arms blocking the assault but causing some of the concrete and metal in it to melt away into a puddle on the floor in front of it.
Freddy then proceeds to. Teleport behind the megasmith again and launch a slash with his claw only for it to be caught as smith new he would do that and then proceeds to launch another punch to the face followed by several more leaving Freddie’s face incredibly as smith then launches a punch to the chest knocking freddy back several kilometres as smith then leaps forward and performs another flurry of hits all over the springwood slasher before finishing with a gut punch so hard that freddy spits out a lot of blood and leaving freddy to exhausted to stay giant causing him to shrink back down as the army of smiths all burst out of the megasmith causing the rest to crumble to the floor, the army surrounds the dream demon but the only one to come forward is the main smith as freddy gets up to with some difficulty and once again heal himself before raising his arms to try to keep on fighting.
Smith laughs at this but decides to indulge him raising his two arms, the two circle each other before freddy goes in for a slash only for smith to catch his arm and then proceed to break it, this causes freddy to yell in pain as he tries launching a wave of fire from his mouth only for smith to thrust his arms forward generating a small shockwave that knocks it back as freddy attempts stretching his arm forward that smith just grabs as it gets to a few inches from his eyes as freddy then causes his claws to stretch as smith tilts his head causing only one to hit and all it does is graze the viruses cheek as smith then lunges over to freddy, “i’d say its time to finish this, don’t you” smith says jamming his hand into Freddie’s chest as the black oozy stuff starts to take over and runs fully along Freddie’s body, leaving the child murderer with only one thing left to say, “well… fuck” as the ooze stuff covers his face leaving another smith in place as they all begin laughing.
K.O.
Results[]
Deadpool: well I’m not sleeping tonight.
Sheldon: this really was the only way this fight was going to end, but there was a lot of things to consider.
Deadpool: yeah smith may have had some powers but freddy just had way more thanks to his more used reality warping, and considering the guy has come back from full destruction it would become very tedious for smith, however that’s where the advantages end.
Sheldon: lets start with specific ones, mainly that Freddie’s best moves, mind manipulation and soul stealing, were pretty much deadweight as smith was code, not alive, he could even resist Freddie’s time manipulation which he has resisted before.
Deadpool: there is also the fact that thanks to the ability to manipulate the code smith could undo the reality warping, and since he sees it in code like neo the invisibility wasn’t going to work either, and the future site let him know about any traps freddy had set.
Sheldon: in terms of experience now while freddy was more experienced with his powers smith already had a bunch of experience programmed into him for more combat and also had skill since he can fight neo, who knows the amount of martial arts mentioned earlier, not even batman knows that many, which is Freddie’s best calc for skill.
Deadpool: next up, speed and toughness, thing is both can just change it however they want, but going of of calculations smith is over a hundred times faster, and the toughness calculations put him at a billion times stronger, though it could be even more since while freddy could possibly be at planet level via controlling the dream world and doing stuff like making planets, smith gained control over the entire matrix, which is believed to contain multiple realities within itself as well as how the normal agent can take down fully aware people when a semi aware person survived reality collapsing around them.
Sheldon: even the necronomicon wasn’t a good enough option as the only thing really done with it by freddy was make an army, and while true that deadites are powerful even if we assume a smith clone is just as powerful as a regular agent they are only slightly stronger while holding massively faster speed thanks to having the same nanosecond possibly faster reaction speed as well as there being millions more smiths than deadites.
Deadpool: but all of this wasn’t really going to matter if smith couldn’t take the dream demon down, luckily he had one way.
Sheldon: yes, while freddy has survived both his soul and body being fully destroyed he has never actually shown to have a resistance to having himself be, as it is known, corrupted.
Deadpool: yep, once smith jammed his hand into freddy it was over, and with the massively superior stats, it was only a matter of time before it happened.
Sheldon: so to list each ones every advantage
Freddy: loser
+more varied abilities and arsenal
+healing factor made it near impossible for smith…
-but had no counter to smiths corruption
+has fought a larger variety of people…
-… but smith has been in more fights with more skilled opponents
-weaker
-slower
-less intelligent
-most of his better moves had no affect
-prefers to toy with his foes first
Agent smith: winner
+stronger
+faster
+smarter
+has been in more fights
+usually just goes straight for the kill
+had counters to most of Freddie’s moves
+corruption could deal with the healing factor
+oracle powers let him see what would happen and adapt to it
-less varied
-Freddie’s toying could have got to him and annoyed him enough for him to make a mistake
Deadpool: looks like freddy suffered his own nightmare.
Sheldon: the winner is agent smith
track name[]
this would be matrix of nightmare, referencing how freddy uses nightmares and smith comes from the matrix, the cover would show the smith glasses with the reflection in them showing the freddy gloves as matrix code goes down the background and fire is around the area
next time[]
what happens when the smartest agent of tv tries to track down the CIAs most wanted man, well there’s certainly going to be explosions, I’ll tell you that much.