Description[]
Agent 47 vs Imposter! Hitman vs Among Us! These two masters of murder are gonna duke it out in a battle of brawn and brains.
Introduction[]
Carl: Killers, sometimes they rush and just get the job done, others will take a rather tactical way of murder.
Yazo: These two are masters of both. Like Agent 47, the Hitman.
Carl: And the Imposter, the one Among Us.
Yazo: He's Carl and I'm Yazo!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their amour, weapon, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Agent 47 makes a killing in Death Battle![]
Yazo: Ok, a killer that is a huge threat to everyone. He definitely has a tragic backstory.
Carl: Er, sort of. Agent 47 was created as the 47th clone of Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer-
Yazo: The most confusing name I've ever heard.
Carl: -and was made with DNA of the Five Fathers, Agent 47 is, well, imagine if the Terminator was genetically enhanced human rather than a robot.
Yazo: What?
Carl: Yeah, I'm shit at comparing things. Anyways, Otto wanted to make assassins that were obedient and were masters of killing.
Background[]
- Name: Multiple known aliases though Tobias Rieper is the most used.
- Age: 56.
- Height: Presumed to be 6'2 (188cm).
- Occupation: Hitman, ICA Assassin.
- Was created with the genetics of 5 different individuals coming from various ethnicities and all from the French. Foreign Legion.
- Identifiable through a suit and/or barcode on back of head.
- Has a totally coincidental 47th chromosome for additional fitness and intelligence.
- Briefly became the gardener of a Catholic Priest.
- Absolutely loves suits.
- Skilled with drumming.
Yazo: Like we just said, Agent 47 is a master of murder, along with having peak physical condition, immune to all diseases, being a skilled marksman, a master martial artist, master of stealth, being really resourceful, great at improvising.
Carl: He also has incredible willpower, can speak multiple languages, skilled as a chemist for some reason, minor precognition, a very minor healing factor, and can cook?
Yazo: God damn, how many more abilities does that werewolf from Skylanders fit in this dudes brain?
Weapons[]
- Hardballers
- Agent 47's main weapon of choice.
- Nicknamed the "Silverballers"
- Magazine capacity: 7 rounds each.
- Equipped with silencers which can be detached if need be.
- Usually carries two and dual wields both if needed.
- Agency Dynamics CPW
- Magazine capacity: 30 rounds.
- Used by the ICA and The Saints.
- Originally designed as a backup weapon.
- Agency ARZ 160
- Exclusively used by the ICA.
- Based off of the ARX-160.
- Agency SPS 12
- Semi-automatic shotgun.
- Fires 12 gauge shells.
- W2000 Sniper
- Agent 47's Sniper of choice.
- Holds a six round magazine.
- Kazo TRG
- Agent 47's other Sniper of choice.
- Much easier to maintain.
- Agency Tanto Knife
- 47's go to melee weapon.
- Has a non-reflective surface.
- Corrosion resistance.
- RU-AP mines
- Remotely detonated mines.
- Can be disguised to kill unsuspecting targets.
Tools[]
- Fiber Wire
- A type of garrote.
- Agent 47's other trademark weapon (besides the Hardballers).
- Generally used for silently strangling victims.
- Syringes
- Sedative
- Contains an anesthetic which can knock a grown adult out for a long amount of time.
- Can be injected head-on or thrown from a distance.
- Non-lethal.
- Poison
- Mixture of Pancuronium Bromide, Sodium Pentothal and Potassium Chloride.
- Instantly kills the injected victim.
- Can also be used on incapacitated victims.
- Sedative
- Coins
- Used as a distraction.
- Has Agent 47's likeness on the coin.
- Unlimited amount of coins at his disposal.
- Disguises
- Can use clothes of killed victims.
- Helps sneak around in plain sight.
Carl: And he's no slouch in feats.
Feats[]
- Became the Agency's top assassin
- Has a 100% success rate
- Is so skilled that Erich Soders considers him a huge threat to the Agency if he ever goes rogue
- Saved the President
- Disarmed a nuke
- Able to climb pipes, snap necks, knock people unconscious and jump across balconies with minimal effort
- Can land two kill shots in 2.3 seconds
- Has infiltrated heavy guarded facilities, numerous times
- Broke into the White House and killed the Vice President
- Has killed thugs, cops, soldiers, terrorists, mercenaries, genetically modified humans, and fellow assassins on a regular basis
- Fought an entire club of people, even the bouncers
- Was able to accurately kill four armed thugs who ambushed him
- Killed eight elite FBI agents along with their leader while drugged and was surrounded at his death bed
- Singlehandedly killed the Saints, a group of highly trained female assassins
- Took down the Praetorians, a group of elite mercenaries that were former SAS and Mossad operatives
- Can effortlessly kill No. 48 clones, who are physically superior to 47 in everyway and are trained killers themselves
- Killed Mark Parchezzi III, a clone made by The Franchise to be Agent 47's superior
- Defeated Sanchez, a prototype super soldier and proceeded to snap his neck
- Survived electrocution that can kill a normal human
- Survived being thrown through a wooden door and was only knocked out for a couple of minutes
- His reputation is so legendary that the FBI and CIA are quick to deny that such a person exists
- Survived the destruction of an entire room being blown up by an RPG
- Catches a women who had a head start in six seconds.
- His mere appearance alone made Erich Sodors, a veteran ICA Operative die from a heart attack during operation.
Yazo: I don't know about you, but I'm staying the fuck away from this dude.
Carl:...you have the Great Old One with you, I'm pretty sure you'd win.
Yazo: Oh.
The Imposter sabotages Death Battle![]
Carl: Lies...deception...sabotage. Theses are all things that an Imposter is good at.
Yazo: We've been betrayed, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.
Carl: Erm, thank you for the meme, but Imposters are parasitic shape-shifters alien creatures that are masters of killing.
Weapons[]
- Knife - Just what it says on the tin.
- Pistol: A gun.
- Machete: While in game, it's a cosmetic, it could theoretically be used as a weapon.
- Laser: Can incinerate crewmates.
Abilities[]
- Shape-Shifting - What do you think?
- Sharp Tounge - Can impale crewmates through the skull.
- Super Human Strength - Can snap the crewmate's neck in half.
- Night Vision - Can see in the dark no problem.
- Technology Manipulation - Can sabotage nearby tech.
Carl: The imposter is the same speed as the Crewmates, who can cross the airship in little time at their fastest.
Yazo: Imposter can scale to the crewmates, who can react to meteors which move over a thousand miles per hour.
Carl: I'm...surprised you know that...
Yazo: I ain't dumb.
Carl: I beg to differ.
Yazo: Shut up.
Feats[]
- Can snap a crewmate's neck (1500 psi)
- Can move almost 200 mph (300 km).
- Can survive being thrown in lava, thrown in space, and thrown onto the ground from MIRA HQ.
- Has the same intelligence as a crewmate, who can do science tasks and wiring.
- Can kill a crewmate before they can react to asteroids and destroy them.
- Can survive their own sabotages.
Yazo: How the hell does this thing move at 200 (300 km) mph?
Carl: There's a chance it can move faster. You see, the speed settings in Among Us goes all the way to x10. In order to easily calculate this, let's assume x1 is an average human speed. An average human moves at about 18 (26 km) mph. With some simple multiplication, that gives us 182 (292 km) mph, and rounding it to the nearest hundred gives us 200 (300 km) mph. But like I said, there's a chance they can move even faster, due to the fact that they can speed-blitz the crewmates, who can react to asteroids, so fast they can't react. Even the slowest asteroids move at about 25,00 (4023 km) mph.
Yazo: So this thing is strong enough to kill me, without me noticing?
Carl: Pretty much, yeah. But nothing is without weaknesses.
Yazo: Including this terrifying alien.
Weaknesses[]
- Fumbles when revealed.
- Prefers to kill victims one by one, which can make it harder for themselves.
- Most offensive weaponry is close-ranged.
Yazo: But I'll be thinking twice before going on any spaceship.
Carl: Again, Great Old One. You would stomp both of them.
Yazo: Пошел на хуй, водки принесу.
Imposter looks at the camera: SHHHH!!
Pre-Death Battle![]
Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Agent 47 spied into the window of the office that his three targets were in. Suddenly, Diana's voice was heard.
"There's your targets. This should be easy." Diana says. Agent 47 takes out the W2000 and shot a target. One down, two to go. One target ran to hide. Agent 47 quickly reloaded and shot the other one. Two down, one left. Before 47 could reload again, the other target ran to the window, and shot at him with a pistol, which hit the sniper, which then falls out of 47's hands and onto the street.
47 takes out his Silverballers and aims them at the target, who transforms into a astronaut wearing a red jumpsuit, who aims back at 47.
Both killers knew only one would come out on top.
FIGHT![]
The two open fire. 47 ducks for cover, hiding behind a dumpster that was on the roof, and waited until Imposter stopped firing. 47 peeked out and fired a few times, before covering again. This happened 3 more times. 47 takes out a sticky mine and throws it.
The mine lands next to the window. Imposter sees it and runs to the back off the room, just it time for the bomb to go off. Imposter got up, but now he was exposed to the outside.
47 started shooting again. Imposter panicked and ran. 47 activated Instinct Vision to look, only to see that Imposter is gone. He turned it off. 47 stood up. Suddenly, Imposter grabbed him from behind. 47 elbowed Imposter three times, before being lift into the air, and thrown onto the streets. 47 got up and grabbed the sniper that had been dropped earlier and fired it at Imposter, who dodged, then he takes out a machete, and jumps down, attempting to slice 47, who rolls out of the way. Imposter walks to 47 and swings again. 47 dodged again. He notices a nearby group of crates hanging on with two ropes. He aims, and shoots one rope, causing the crates to swing and hit Imposter into a nearby building.
47 walks into through the destroyed wall. Nothing but pure darkness. A shuffling noise is heard. 47 fires into the direction. Nothing.
47 looks around. He walked further into the building. He swapped out his sniper for his knife. Imposter ran up behind him and tried to stab 47, who quickly turns around and intercepts it, and knocks the machete out of Imposter's hand, and then kicks Imposter away.
Imposter takes out it's knife and runs back into the darkness. 47 looks around, activating Instinct Vision, not seeing his target. Imposter appears on front of 47. 47 tries to stab the alien, but Imposter catches it, and stabs 47 in the chest. 47 grunts in pain.
47 gets behind Imposter, and wraps the fiber wire around Imposter's neck. Imposter struggles, but eventually falls limp. 47 drops Imposter, and walks out of the building.
"Great job, 47, now make you're way to the access point." Diana says. 47 starts walking away.
Suddenly, Imposter gets up, runs at 47, grabs the agent, and runs off. Before 47 knew it, he was on top of a train. Imposter tried to stab 47, but the agent rolled away.
47 threw his knife at Imposter, who dodges it. 47 takes out his shotgun, and aims it at Imposter, who is running at 47. The agent fires, and hits Imposter's head, and Imposter falls down again. 47 fires Imposter's head a few more times, for good measure. 47 turns around and starts walking away. He stops when he hears growling. He turns to see Imposter standing up, with a giant, toothy mouth. Imposter's visor starts glowing red.
A large laser beam shoots out of Imposter's visor, and it aims it at the train, causing the train to blow up.
"Agent 47 *static* -read? *static* Get-*static* -there* Diana says, heavily distorted. 47 wakes up, next to the destroyed train cars. He gets up, barley able to move. Imposter appears behind 47, and kicks the agent. The parasite picks up 47 and puts it's mouth around 47's head, and then bites down, then rips 47's head clean from his body.
K.O!!!
Imposter drops the body and spits out the head, and then walks away.
Results[]
Yazo: Before you Hitman fans start getting mad, hear us out!
Carl: Yes, let's go through different factors to tell you why the Imposter wins.
Strength[]
Carl: This was easy. 47 could snap a neck, while Imposter scales to the crewmates, who can lift 1.1 million pounds of gasoline.
Speed[]
Yazo: This one was also easy. Sure, 47 was faster than an average human, but with or without scaling, the Imposter was still faster.
Durability[]
Carl: 47 could take a few bullets. Imposter could survive lava. Let's move on.
Arsenal[]
Yazo: This was the first factor that was kinda hard. 47 had a bigger arsenal while Imposter's was more powerful.
Carl: Right. Some guns aren't gonna really compare to a giant laser.
Intelligence[]
Carl: Imposter also takes this pretty easily. He compares to the crewmates who do science tasks as a job.
Experience[]
Yazo: This the only thing that 47 takes. He's been killing ever since he was born. While Imposter has little experience with people who can fight back.
Verdict[]
Yazo: I guess 47's chances of victory were sabotaged and ejected.
Carl: The winner is Imposter.
Next Time On Death Battle![]
These two physics-engine "beasts" are gonna battle it out until one "fall"s
Can you guess the 11th FNAFpro52 Death Battle?
Soundtrack Concept[]
The soundtrack would be called "The Hitman Among Us" referencing the games that the combatants originate from, the Hitman games and Among Us.