A fanmade DB fight by FirxenC
Description[]
Abobo's Big Adventure Vs. Super Meat Boy! The two ultimate tributes to retro games, but when these worlds collide, only one can win. WHO WILL GET THE GAME OVER?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Video Games. An electronic game that involves interaction with user interface or input device.
Boomstick: Wiz, stop making everything boring! Video games have badass characters with lots of blood! Like Abobo, the guy who fucked up the NES.
Wiz: And Meat Boy, the girlfriend-saving, fetus-fighting block of meat.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Abobo brings his retro rampage to DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: After Aboboy, Abobo's son, was kidnapped by Little Mac, who wanted to prove to the world of the NES that no one could stop him-
Boomstick?
[Boomstick is seen playing Duck Hunt, trying to shoot the ducks]
Boomstick: AGH! IF ONLY I COULD SHOOT THE DOG!
Wiz: BOOMSTICK: Get on topic, please!
Boomstick: Right Right, so Abobo? He was REAL fucking angry! And decided "Y'know what? I'm going on a NES rampage!" and so, he beat the shit out of all the NES characters, and I mean EVERYONE. He has no chill. All just to save his son!
Wiz: Abobo is a SERIOUS and DANGEROUS threat. He is extremely strong and durable. He survived falling from space, defeated a giant Kirby, Donkey Kong, a robot version of him and a lot more.
Boomstick: Despite all his badassery, he has weaknesses, he can die if a ton of damage is done to him, and he isn't very smart. But...
Wiz: But?
Boomstick: I wish my dad could go beat up a bunch of video game characters to save me! It would be so badass! Especially that Duck Hunt dog!
[The Dunk Hunt dog appears for a moment and laughs]
Boomstick: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
Wiz: [sigh]
Moving on..
Meat Boy rival rushes into DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Entering The Forest, also known as Chipper Grove, we meet Meat Boy, along with his girlfriend, Bandage Girl, and daughter, Nugget.
Boomstick: But despite this just sounding like a normal family, Meat Boy is REAL strong! I mean, his enemy is a genius fetus who hates him for no reason! So Meat Boy goes to beat up everything he sees if it's to save his family!
Wiz: Meat Boy has been through deadly hospitals, space and time, and even Hell.
Boomstick: Along with that, Meat Boy can throw some mighty punching fists, flip you off into the sky, and even make a buzzsaw appear out of NOWHERE! (The buzzsaw part is apart of Meat Boy's moveset in Indie Pogo) He might be a small son of a bitch, but he's more than you think!
Wiz: Not only that, Meat Boy has an even more powerful form called the Meat Ninja. He is way more speedier in this form, and is more powerful too.
Boomstick: But with power, comes weaknesses! Meat Boy's main weakness is that he dies, REALLY EASILY. Like he'll get a paper cut, and bam, he's dead. But that comes with a twist, Meat Boy is immortal! When he dies, he comes back.
Wiz: This is mainly shown near the end of the game, where Dr. Fetus shoots Meat Boy with rockets multiple times, but he keeps coming back when he dies.
Dr. Fetus: *appears out of nowhere*
Of course I remember those days! I've made multiple attempts to get rid of that son-of-a-bitch! But, I will be happy to accompany you with your debate! As long as I am paid!
Wiz and Boomstick look at eachother confused.
Wiz: Boomstick get the cage.
Boomstick: On it.
Dr. Fetus: Wait- NONONONO-
[cut to static]
Dr. Fetus sits in a cage, all grumpy.
Wiz: Back to our point, althought Meat Boy seems very fragile, he's also very powerful!
Boomstick: He's got the guts, he's got the powerrr!
Wiz: ...
Pre-Fight[]
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Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all. This fight will take place after the ending of Abobo's Big Adventure.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEE!!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Abobo and Aboboy just got done wiping out the entire boxing ring, when all of a sudden Meat Boy walks in, wearing Little Mac-like clothes
Abobo and Aboboy look at eachother confused, then decide to let out a mighty punch to Meat Boy, killing him instantly.
They both laugh, but then Meat Boy respawns.
Abobo and Aboboy are confused by what just happened, then Meat Boy punches Aboboy RIGHT in the face, sending him flying!
Abobo is PISSED. He runs straight to Meat Boy, and Meat Boy is ready to fight.
FIGHT!
Meat Boy quickly runs from Abobo's punch, and Abobo slips on the trail of blood from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy then brings his thumb out, and Abobo does the same.
THUMB WRESTLINGGGGG!!!
Meat Boy wins, doing a victory pose, until Abobo punches him in the face.
Meat Boy gets up, and while Abobo is running at him, Meat Boy trips him.
Meat Boy then lets out a punch to Abobo's face.
Abobo gets up, and kicks Meat Boy in the crotch.
Meat Boy is in pain for like 30 seconds, then wipes it off. He charges to Abobo with a PUNCH!
Abobo is sent to inside of a pipe, and Meat Boy jumps into it
In the World of Super Mario Bros.
Mario just walks around World 1-1, when Abobo comes out of nowhere and crushes him.
Meat Boy then lands and punches Abobo through the pipes.
Abobo then grabs Meat Boy, and punches him all the way to the end of the level, sending Meat Boy to another game.
In the world of Mega Man
Meat Boy lands ontop of a car, and then sees Abobo in a Mega Man suit.
Confused at first, then sees Abobo start to shoot lasers at him.
Meat Boy runs from them, until said lasers make a portal, leading into a-
WAAARP ZONEEEEEE!!
Meat Boy is sucked into the portal, then Abobo runs into it.
Abobo is back into the boxing ring of Punch-Out, but sees a silhouette of Meat Boy.
Abobo charges into Meat Boy, then is stopped, revealing Meat Boy has turned into the Meat Ninja.
Meat Ninja lets out multiple punches at Abobo, until he lands on a ? Block.
Abobo crushes the block, getting a Mushroom and the POWER GLOVEEEEEE!!!
Abobo is HUGE, and now has the Power Glove, while Meat Boy is now speedier and more powerful.
They both let out a huge punch, causing the world to crack, revealing space.
Meat Ninja punches Abobo multiple times, then Abobo lets out a huge punch to Meat Ninja sending him back.
Meat Ninja gets up, and starts circling around Abobo multiple times, leaving Abobo confused.
Meat Ninja then jumps up, charges his fists to the point that they are on fire, and punches the living shit out of Abobo.
Abobo is hit so hard that a black hole opens, taking off his skin, then skeleton, until he is nothing.
K.O!!
Meat Ninja then jumps into another Warp Zone to leave space.
*Meanwhile in the boxing ring, Doc Louis sees Meat Boy come out of the warp zone.*
Doc Louis: Y'know what? I'm done training boxers. Im working for Applebees.
Results[]
Boomstick: Wait WHAT?? Meat Boy won?! How did such a small block of meat lose to a super strong muscular guy?! I guess this was just another Kirby Vs. Majin Buu situation..
Wiz: Surprisingly, Meat Boy outclasses Abobo in a lot of stuff! Mainly speed and power.
Boomstick: Yeah. Although Meat Boy is not very durable, he's way more speedy and powerful, especially with the Meat Ninja form!
Wiz: Yes, Abobo was very strong and went through most of the NES games, but Meat Boy seemed to have much more experience in these fighting areas.
Boomstick: I guess you could say it was "GAME OVER" for Abobo! *mimicks mario game over theme*
Wiz: Yep.
Dr. Fetus: Hey wanna see a magic trick?
*Dr. Fetus shoots a rocket at Wiz and Boomstick*
Wiz and Boomstick: AAAAAH-
Wiz: Eugh..
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The winner is Meat Boy.