A.A.H.W vs. The Toppat Clan is a What-If? Death Battle featuring the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton from the Madness Combat series and the Toppat Clan from the Henry Stickmin series in a battle between flash series clans.
Description[]
Madness Combat vs. Henry Stickmin! Which one of these flash agencies will shut down the other?
Interlude[]
Wiz: The Agency Against Hank Wimbleton, the Nevadan agency hellbent against Hank J. Wimbleton of Madness Combat.
Boomstick: And the Toppat Clan, the quite dapper criminal organization from the Henry Stickmin series!
Wiz: Both of these large clans have a ton of powerful figures in their arsenal.
Boomstick: But today, we are seeing which of these Flash-originated organizations will demolish the other! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle!
THE A.A.H.W CAUSES MADNESS IN DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Picture this: You are just hanging out at a park, when all of a sudden, some dick decides to blare some annoying music out for everyone to see. What is your first instinct?
Boomstick: Uhh, I don't know, Wiz. Tell him nicely to stop?
Wiz: Well, that may be your first option, but for Hank J. Wimbleton, his first instinct is to beat the hell out of 30 men. All over a boombox.
Boomstick: ...You know what Wiz? I agree with Hank. I just said that so yo wouldn't get on my case! Especially if some guy was blaring that stupid chicken dance song!
Wiz: Well, anyways. Hank was quickly becoming a problem for Nevada, slaughtering more and more people and keeping his eyes on the Sheriff. That's when somebody, or some people, decided to step in and intervene. The organization known as the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton.
Boomstick: Wait, so.. did the A.A.H.W just like, always exist? Even before Hank went all pschyo-ey? Because like, the Sheriff was also apart of it, right?
Wiz: Well, you are right, but... Let's not get into it, right now, alright?
Boomstick: Fair enough, fair enough. Anyways, the A.A.H.W may seem like a bunch of pretentious assholes who have a grudge on Hank, but they quickly expanded across all of Nevada, possibly taking over it as a whole.
Wiz: And it likely wouldn't have been possible without the living meatbags keeping Hank and any other foes at bay: The Grunts
Boomstick: The Grunts aren't much, sure they may be wielding a baton or knife, but they're really just living shields for some of the more powerful members to distract enemies. They're basically the Goombas of the whole she-bang.
Wiz: Well, if the Grunts are the Goombas of the A.A.H.W, then the Agents are the Koopas. Much more experienced and deadly than their Grunt counterparts, the Agents have received their rank thanks to their more versatile use of weapons.
Boomstick: Shotguns, Micro-Uzis, Glocks, all that. The Agents are definitely a step up from the Grunts in every way, especially in groups! And that's not even getting into the various other types of units!
Wiz: Such as the A.T.P Engineers. Thanks to their specialized training, they have access to much more heavy artillery, and are arguably even more powerful than the Agents, enough to even command groups of them. They are also shown to have some knowledge in engineering and science, as their name implies.
Boomstick: As well as the A.T.P Soldats, who are shown to be more powerful than the Engineers, having more acrobatic skill and aiming capabilities. But trust me, they don't even compare to the MAG Agents!
Wiz: Being roughly twice the size as normal members of the A.A.H.W, the MAG Agents may have fewer numbers, but their strength more than makes up for it, taking considerably more time to take out.
Boomstick: There are some pretty special versions, too! MAG Agent: Torture wields a big ass shotgun that, admittedly, puts my shotgun leg to shame! Like, seriously, that definitely has to be making up for something!
Wiz: Don't think about it too hard, Boomstick. Some wield giant pistols, others wield giant axes. Either way, it's best to stay as far as possible from the MAG Agents.
Boomstick: All of these members of the A.A.H.W are definitely not to be messed with, especially in groups. But they all share one thing in common: They are all utter damage sponges!
Wiz: The same cannot be said for some of the more powerful, high-rank members of the A.A.H.W. Such as the Sheriff, a cowardly... weak... Grunt... who is effortlessly shot and killed.
Boomstick: Yeah, that guy is only good at one thing, and that's running away like a pussy! Usually though, he has back-up, either with his Grunts, or the legendary Jebus!
Wiz: Typically, when I think of Jesus Christ, I don't think of a powerful one-man army capable of slaughtering hundreds of men, but eh, beliefs are beliefs.
Boomstick: Sure, Jebus has access to most weapons other A.A.H.W members have, but he has a plethora of magical abilities. He has the ability to resurrect the dead into savage zombies, fly in the air, and use his telekinetic abilities to ricochet enemies fire or scrub them into a find red paste!
Wiz: Many of these abilities come from the halo on his head, without it, he does not have access to them, although he still has his weapons for use. One of his most used being the Desert Eagle, or a long sword
Boomstick: But considering how strong he is with it, don't expect to snatch his halo from him. I mean, don't you know how tough he is? The dude managed to destroy an entire room with his powers alone!
Wiz: Assuming all the walls are roughly the same size, by measuring the height and length of the walls via comparing it to Hank, we can deduct that it would've taken over 20 tons of TNT to destroy those walls!
Boomstick: Man, no wonder the Sheriff had him deal with everything, the guy's a freaking powerhouse!
Wiz: Well, he didn't help out for long. After being killed by Tricky the Clown, another A.A.H.W member we'll get to in a bit, Jebus left the agency, hellbent on ending all the madness in Nevada and bringing peace to everything.
Boomstick: Wait, after he was killed? How? You meant to tell me some dumb clown managed to kill the LITERAL SON OF GOD??
Wiz: I know it may sound crazy at first, but Tricky the Clown may be one of the most powerful beings in Nevada.
Boomstick: Auugh, I knew we shouldn't have trusted clowns. Not even biblical figures are safe!
Wiz: At first, Tricky was a normal clown. One that was part of the A.A.H.W and was hellbent on killing Hank, but still a regular clown. Oh, he had a jetpack, too.
Boomstick: But that was until he became a ZOMBIE CLOWN! Wielding a cool ass sign for a weapon and a metal mask, this jester became one of the biggest powerhouses in Nevada thanks to the Improbability Drive.
Wiz: With the Improbability Drive's powers, Tricky gained many powerful, strange, or just plain weird abilities. He can rapidly bounce around and fly, create rooms and allies out of thin air, and even teleport.
Boomstick: Tricky is arguably Hank's greatest threat, commonly fighting him and even killing him on some occasions. And let me remind you, he managed to block a shot from a G36 at point blank range!
Wiz: Judging by the distance between Hank and the zombie Agent, we can figure out that it would've been firing at at least over 400 m/s, meaning that Hank had to have a reaction instinct around Mach 1 to be able to deflect it!
Boomstick: Damn, this guy puts Pennywise to shame! And that's not even his strongest form! Even when he was killed by Hank, he turned into this giant ass flaming monstrosity!
Wiz: Indeed, in this new form, Tricky has the ability to create fire, shapeshift his body, and has massively increased durability. The only way to truly stop Tricky in this form is via destroying the Improbability Drive.
Boomstick: But good luck doing that! This guy will stop at nothing to take you down! He will even go as far as to destroy his own agency to kill Hank!
Wiz: But arguably, nothing can compare to the sheer power and ferocity of the A.A.H.W's leader: The Auditor.
Boomstick: Being a weird red smoky guy, the Auditor has a weird grudge against Hank. So much so that he even leads the A.A.H.W against him! What'd he even do? Except, you know, slaughter a bunch of people...
Wiz: Capable of flight, teleportation, and creating weapons out of thin air, the leader of the A.A.H.W is truly not to be messed with. In fact, the only known way to even have a chance of attacking him is via electricity.
Boomstick: But that is not easy to do, especially when he gets a hold of Jebus' halo! With it, he can produce energy blasts, lift objects with telekinesis, and even buff up his weaker partners to be more efficient!
Wiz: The A.A.H.W's story is far from over as of now. With Hank Wimbleton getting more and more powerful, plus the added assistance of Deimos and Sanford, the Auditor, Tricky, and all the others will fight to hell in back to kill Hank, no matter how many people die in the process.
Boomstick: And it all started because some guy wouldn't turn his boombox down.
THE TOPPAT CLAN STEAL THE SHOW IN DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Somewhere, in the vast world, criminals run rampant.
Boomstick: Yeah, I bet you guess that right. Killin' people, stealing stuff, and overall being complete nuisances.
Wiz: However, out of all of them, none of them compare to the destructiveness, tenacity, and legacy as the infamous Toppat Clan
Boomstick: Okay, first of all, who's their stylist? Because god damn, look at those top hats! I definitely know where the name for the clan came from!
Wiz: As a group of international thieves, the Toppats have truly made a name for themselves. so much so that they have been at the Government's neck for a while.
Boomstick: And none of this would've been possible without their powerful leader, Reginald Copperbottom! A cowardly, pathetic leader... who runs away from danger... huh. Sound familiar?
Wiz: Despite Reginald's, errr, fearfulness, he is truly a powerful leader over the Toppats, overthrowing the previous leader of the clan, Terrence Suave. Besides, he does have a few specialties. With his hat, he can summon helicopter blades to fly upwards, or slowly float downwards with a parachute. He can even take possession of others via tossing his cap on living beings.
Boomstick: Not to mention, he's also the pilot of the clan's badass airship, The... ermm.. Airship. Real creative names, huh?
Wiz: Despite it's poor air defense, the airship has a plethora of features. Toppats on board can escape via escape pods, launch themselves with a drill, fire neurotoxin, as well as containing a vault of all the treasures they have stolen throughout the years, including the priceless Romanian Ruby and Tunisian Diamond.
Boomstick: That's not the only ride they got! They also have the Toppat Orbital Station, a massive space shuttle floating all around the planet!
Wiz: Built to allow a bigger, safer storage for their treasures, the orbital station is capable of warping the Toppats across the planet and back, firing lasers and bombs, a laser satellite capable of destroying entire continents, deploying shields around itself, and a wireless communication system lead by Burt Curtis, a liacon between the leaders and the rest of the team.
Boomstick: Don't forget Supreme Dominance! With it, a massive laser is shot downwards, around the size of the orbital station itself!
Wiz: Correct, and not to mention the Toppat Train, ma-
Boomstick: Wait, why the hell would a space station need a train? I'm not complaining, though, that's fucking aw-
Wiz: Ah, no, the train isn't apart of the station. Would still be cool though, not gonna lie.
Boomstick: Ahem, anyways. Made to transport all of the Toppat's stolen goods, the Toppat Train is driven by Mr. Macbeth, who also has some heat in the form of his rifle, capable of firing bullets AND lasers!
Wiz: Not to mention the fact that he can take quite a beating, as well, capable of shrugging off hits from Henry Stickmin, who has the ability to destroy the Orbital Station, a feat which, judging by the explosion he caused, had to have required at least 8 Kilotons of TNT!
Boomstick: But that's not to say his train is also a pushover! Mounted with 2 Gatling guns controlled by Blast Connors, it can mow down any nearby foes. There's also a few cars around, mounted with machine guns and a freaking SWORD GUN! Seriously, how freaking awesome is that?
Wiz: But of course, the Toppat Clan isn't just about vehicles. Made up of over 100 members, the clan has managed to make a name of themselves across the nation of.... wherever they're at.
Boomstick: Yea, such as Kabbitz, who's basically if Goku was way more formal. He can can fly and teleport in the air, and shrug off hits from a fusion between Henry and Ellie. He can even send them flying with a single punch!
Wiz: Quite impressive, given that both Henry and Ellie could survive explosions that could destroy entire stone walls!
Boomstick: Definitely! Not to mention Rai. U, Mr. Thicc, Sir Hatty, and Sven Svensson, the second in command to the, erm, second in command of Reginald.
Wiz: However, nobody in the Toppat Clan even comes close to the sheer integrity, tenacity, and strength of the second in command, the Right Hand Man.
Boomstick: Man, they really had to be working overtime with these names, huh?
Wiz: As the partner to Reginal Copperbottom, the Right Hand Man was already a powerful member of the Toppat Clan. He is able to create a reflective forcefield, creating massive shockwaves, throwing tons of bombs, and even stopping time with his Spirit, Bottled Time.
Boomstick: And for those of you who don't know, it's basically like Dio's stand, The Worlds. With it, he is capable of slowing down time, and after collecting enough sands of time, whatever that is, he can stop it all together!
Wiz: However, after being defeated by Henry Stickmin when he infiltrated the airship, he was revived and mechanized by Dr. Vinschpinsilstien, giving him even more powers. Not only was he much more durable and faster, capable of dodging laser shots from a similarly cyborg-ified Henry and survived being stabbed in the back by him, he has a way bigger variety of weapons at his disposal
Boomstick: He can fire his arms forward like some sort of Mega-Stick Man, fly through the air, stretch his limbs out, turn his arm into either a cannon or large ass sword, can fire beams form his eyes and hands, and even create a forcefield around himself.
Wiz: Once, he even survived being slammed into the Toppat Orbital Station, completely destroying it. Given it's diameter and the explosion it caused, it is likely that being slammed into the station by the satellite would be equivalent to over 3 tons of TNT!
Boomstick: Even with this fire power, however, he still likes to carry heat on him. He usually has equipped a few pistols and a baseball bat, but he mostly uses his lasers and fists for attack, which, by the way, are capable of destroying stone!
Wiz: Of course, the Right Hand Man likely cannot do this alone. With over a hundred Toppat members, a lot of them are noteworthy. They tend to use firearms for their missions, usually using Ak-47s and pistols, however, a few do have some specialized weaponry.
Boomstick: They have access to the legendary Biggol' Sword, a powerful blade that can strike down even the toughest of opponents, even experienced swordfighters! They can also use grenade launchers, the Pew Pew Gun, and the Big Sword, not to be confused with the Biggol Sword, of course. Jaques Kensington, a former leader, also has a GOLDEN deagle! Man, I need to get me one of those some day.
Wiz: And that's just scratching the surface of what powers the Toppat Clan have. Sure, they may be seen as incompetent, violent, or just plain odd, but never-the-less, the Toppats are a fearless organization, and they will stop at nothing to get their way. Plus, they're just, really fancy too.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLEEEEEE!!!
THE FIGHT[]
Somewhere in Nevada...
(cue Clans of Madness)
In a gray, red skied canyon, we see a large gray building at the center of it all. A couple of Grunts and Agents are seen patrolling the area, some wielding batons, pistols, and M16s. The Sheriff is on the roof of the building, watching over the area with a pair of binoculars. Suddenly, the Sheriff notices a large, red object flying towards the building. Lowering the binoculars, the camera zooms out to reveal the Toppat Airship flying, with the Grunts and Agents looking up at it, pointing their weapons at it.
Reginald: Attention. It appears that you, ahem, people, are in possession of a valuable piece of treasure. Something that we, the Toppat Clan, wish to have our hands on. If whoever is in the possession of the golden Halo would please surrender it to us, that would be great.
The Grunts and Agents look in confusion as the Sheriff looks next to him to see the Auditor, looking slyly at the Toppat Airship.
Reginald: Hmm, very well, it looks like we must do this the hard way, then.
Suddenly, a swarm of Drill Pods start landing towards the building, some landing on top of the Grunts and Agents and killing them. Toppats begin walking out of the pods, wielding their weapons while firing at the remaining Grunts and Agents outside. The members of the A.A.H.W quickly return fire, as the Auditor points forward, causing more Agents to begin running out.
FIGHT![]
As the war begins, the Toppats fire at more A.A.H.W members, killing them fairly quickly. While some Agents manage to take out a few, the Toppats seem to have the advantage. Sledge MacRush, fitting to his name, rushes forward and begins bludgeoning a few members, turning them into bloody piles of mush, while Barbershop Bill shoots down a few with his AK-47.
Noticing how they are at a disadvantage, The Auditor orders more Agents and Engineers to come out and assist. The Engineers are shown to be far more capable, even taking out a few Toppats. A large truck drives into the scene, ramming through a few Toppats. The back doors open to reveal even more Engineers, who hop out and begin firing at the Toppats. However, a car driven by Clement Warrantine drives into the scene, ramming through a few Engineers as their yellow blood spews everywhere. Icepick, manning the machine gun on top of it, fires at the Engineers, making quick work of them. One of the Engineers attempts to fire at Icepick with a pistol, but narrowly misses as he fires at both of the drivers of the truck, making it ram into a nearby wall of the building and killing a few Agents, Engineers, and Toppats in the process.
The car continues driving forwards, with Icepick continuing to fire at the A.A.H.W's minions. A few due manage to hit the car, causing some damage to it, but the car definitely has the upper hand. A handful of Agents driving motorcycles soon drive near, firing at Icepick. They manage to hit him in the shoulder as her grabs it in pain, firing back, but unfortunately, the Agents are a bit too mobile for him to take down, although he does manage to take down a few. Luckily for Icepick and Clement, another car drives into the scene, ramming a few Agents away while Wallace Dagwood fires at the remaining ones.
As the two cars drive forward together, firing at any foes in their way, the rest of the Toppats and A.A.H.W minions continue their war, taking cover behind some drillpods and crates. Mr. Angery screams as he fires at the minions in his way, rushing forward alongside some other Toppats, before quickly getting knocked down by a sign that suddenly rushes towards him.
Confused, a few of the Toppats fire at the sign, which simply deflects. The wielder of the sign soon jumps up from the ground, revealing himself to be Tricky.
"VISITORS? NO VISITORS ALLOWED! STICK FREE ZONE! NO STICKS! NO VISITORS!"
The psychotic clown soon flies towards the Toppats, slicing and dicing them. For the most part, the Toppats around him are outmatched, as their attempts at firing at him are futile. Most of them run away from Tricky, continuing to fire at the Agents and Engineers around them.
TBC
K.O![]
POST ANALYSIS[]
Wiz: The winner is....
IF THIS BATTLE HAD A SCORE[]
The track for this fight is "Clans of Madness" by Brandon Yates. The title references the fact that both of the combatants are clans (though referencing the Toppat Clan more.) as well as referencing the name of the franchise the A.A.H.W originates from, Madness Combat.
The track's cover features a top hat warn by many of the Toppat clan members surrounded by a red, broken halo that the Auditor wears. Dark red flames are emitted from a hole in the hat, also referencing the Auditor. Tricky's sign is shown pierced through the hat, with the Right Hand Man Reborn's large sword smashed into the ground behind it. Behind it are large flames, one white to reference the color palette of Madness Combat
TRIVIA[]
- The connections between the A.A.H.W and the Toppat Clan is that both are infamous organizations originating from flash media and are typically seen as the primary antagonists of both their series. Both organizations frequently has runs ins with the primary protagonists of their series' and have a relation to them (Jebus was once a member of the A.A.H.W before quitting, and Henry and Ellie can become members of the Toppat Clan in certain endings.) Both also frequently use firearms in combat. Both of them are also rather simply drawn, with the Toppat Clan being stick figures and the A.A.H.W being made with simple shapes and no limbs.
- If this were to be animated, it would ideally be done in hand-drawn animation