Hello everyone, welcome to the first ever Death Battle Fanon Wiki Cook-Offs! Here we will be putting two different writers against each other to see who will cook the most! Today’s chefs are our host, @Jershy, and his personal friend, @Kirbygod18 But, before we start, let’s go over some generic rules.
This is just for fun, don't harass any of the writers.
While the winner does have a part to play, it's not the deciding factor. The deciding factor is who had cooked the most (Or written the best I guess)
The MUs don't have to make sense
There's probably a few more things lmao
And for the rules specific to this battle…
Hatsune Miku (Written by Kirbygod18) is semi-composited. This allows her to get powers from the hundreds of thousands of songs she has sung using her official voice. So don't be confused when she pulls out a Gaster Blaster or goes Super Sonic form.
That's pretty much it lmao
And now, without further ado, let the cook-offs commence!
It's Time for a Cook-Off!
A blue haired girl sits by herself under a tree, humming a tune as digital piano keys surround her. The girl stands up, pressing each of the keys as they begin to glow different colors of the rainbow. She does a slight twirl before pushing one of the keys, causing the area around her to explode with color.
A voice calls out to the girl from a headset she wears, “Miku! You ok?!”
“I’m fine, I might have caused a slight distortion though-” She says mostly nonchalantly, “I’m sure it’ll be alright.”
“Miku you... opened a portal to a different world.”
“I w h a t.” Miku asks.
That's when an ugly 40 year old man peeks his head through the portal, “Say, what do we have here?” He asks himself as he steps out, looking around at the new world he's found himself in.
The world is, oddly blank, with quite literally nothing but Miku and her tree. Or at least, so it seems.
Miku looks at the man, “Oh it’s just some old guy,” She let out a small sigh of relief before smiling, waving to him.
The man looks at Miku, “Hmm, I don't think I've seen anyone like you before, say, what’s your name?” The sailor asks, taking a puff from his pipe.
“I’m Hatsune Miku! A virtual idol!” She replies, smiling just as brightly as ever, “Who are you? I’ve never seen someone so.... interesting.”
“Name’s Popeye, Popeye the Sailor Man!” He says, tooting his pipe twice.
“That name sounds familiar yet... so unfamiliar...” Miku says.
A decently large shadow appears, covering Miku and Popeye as an almost as large man appears behind her.
“Oh, hi Mr. Manager!” Miku says.
Popeye looks up at the man and immediately begins spinning his arm around, then delivers a powerful punch that sends the manager flying.
Miku watches her manager go flying before turning to Popeye, summoning a leek and slamming it into Popeye’s side.
“Where I come from, those kinds of men are bad ne-” He gets cut off by the leak, and just looks at Miku, “Say, you don't want to pick a fight with me.”
“I can’t just let you attack my manager like that..” Miku says, “And if you’re going to try again... you’re gonna have to get through ME first,” Miku’s playful demeanor dropped as she stared at Popeye, almost enraged.
Popeye toots his pipe and narrows his singular open eye, “I may be small, but I'm no pushover! Now put ‘em up, ya’s big palooka!” He says as he gets into his fighting stance.
The First Sounds of the Future vs. the Cartoons of the Past
The Blue Haired Vocalist vs. the Brusin’ Boater
The Fountain of Creativity vs. the Sailor of Spinach
Hatsune Miku vs. Popeye the Sailor
ROUND ONE!
Miku takes a breath to focus for a moment before nodding, spinning her leek and pointing it at Popeye like it’s a sword.
Popeye begins spinning his arm around, charging for another devastating blow. Then with a toot of his pipe he thrusts his fist forward, punching Miku in the chest with enough force that she gets sent flying through the tree and tumbles across the ground.
Miku shakes her head a little as she picks herself up and sees that what’s essentially the only real thing in her home was destroyed.
“Well, blow me down! You ain't got a scratch on ya!” Popeye says after noticing the lack of any physical marks left by his punch.
Miku stares at Popeye, throwing her leek to the side as she fixes her outfit quickly. Before Popeye can begin to sense any change, Miku appears in front of him in a flash of cyan electricity, charging her fist with the same energy as she slams it into his stomach, not only shocking him, but sending him hurtling away.
“Blugh!-” He yells as he gets punched, and is sent tumbling across the area.
“You destroyed the one thing I had left from her... I’ll make sure I see that you don’t leave this place alive!” Miku yells in anger.
Popeye charges at Miku, reeling his fist back and then slamming it into Miku’s face while exclaiming, “Ya sure is one crazy gazookus!”
Miku catches his fist, not saying a word as her face gets covered by a slight shadow. She twists his fist enough to break the normal person’s before pointing two fingers at him with her free hand and firing a charge of blue energy at him.
Popeye is sent flying back once more, “Gah! Ya’s sure is strong for a little lady!” He remarks as he starts spinning his arm around, but instead of using it to charge up an attack, his arm starts to twist around itself as he charges at Miku once again. Once he gets close enough, instead of doing his normal punch, he does a mean uppercut as his arm un-twists itself, sending Miku flying high into the air, and when she comes back down the top half of her body gets stuck in the ground.
Miku pulls herself out of the ground with a comical pop! as she goes tumbling into Popeye.
She doesn't just tumble into Popeye, she tumbles through him, as he gets flattened across the ground like a pancake.
Miku shakes her head as she dizzily picks herself up and looks at Popeye.
The Sailor Man grabs his own head and pulls him back to the 3rd dimension, “I'm not done just yet!” He says, suddenly rushing at Miku and starting to rapidly punch at her while exclaiming, “Give ya a one, and a two, and a hun, and a hee, and a hoo!” Before quickly spinning his arm around and punching her in the chest, sending her flying across the world. He turns around and twists his arm once again, preparing to strike once she comes back.
Using the time she gets flying around the world, Miku corkscrews in the air and spins around to meet Popeye’s uppercut with an axe kick, overpowering him with her heels and slamming him into the ground, accidentally stepping on him afterward.
Popeye gets up and stretches his shoulder, “Ya’s just keep’s on getting stronger the longer we fight!” He says as he starts swinging his arm around, charging up for another punch.
“You talk too much, and your attacks take ages to come out,” She says coldly, kicking the back of his head before he can finish charging up his punch.
“Hm, guess ya’s got a point there.” Popeye notes, before smiling and taking out a can of spinach.
“. . . what?-”
Popeye squeezes the can, causing the spinach to fly out of the can and into his mouth. He chews the spinach and throws the can away as Miku can clearly see an immediate change in appearance. His muscles bulge as his pipe toots, “Eh, little bit more interestings now. Agagagagaga!”
Miku turns to the camera before grabbing it and adjusting it, “You’re telling me that I have to put up with this?! I mean I don’t doubt I can win but kids you need to learn to balance fights more. Don’t send out a character known for bending reality with ease against someone like me.” Miku puts the camera back to normal as she faces Popeye, “Ok I’m done ranting, let’s go.”
Miku fixes her clothes, then spins her leek around then smiles, finally calming down. She’s still angry, but it’s not an explosive anger anymore. Miku turns into a blue spark again, singing “Hiding in your wifi~” as she approaches the sailor. When she makes her approach, everything seems to slow down as Miku calculates her options, almost like flipping through a deck of cards in her head. Every move has to be perfect or she won’t win this battle...
🟦🎤 KAITO! - Rifle Training
🦶🚀 Boots - Rocket Style!
Time resumes as normal as a second vocaloid appears beside Miku for a second holding a large rifle. He locks onto Popeye and fires at him, aiming to hit his skull. At the same time, Miku slides behind Popeye with rocket boots, spinning around to kick the back of his head so he falls forward into the bullet aiming at him.
Popeye just fucking eats the bullet, chews it up, and spits it back at Miku.
Miku glitches for a moment, letting the bullet phase through her as she reaches out and grabs Popeye by the neck, lifting him up and staring at him before tossing him into the air. Miku summons her leek to her and uses it to bash into Popeye before thrusting it into his stomach and sending him flying away.
💙 🎤Miku! - Wifi Hider
Miku turns into a blue spark for a moment and appears in front of Popeye while he’s going flying, a small smile on her face as she grabs at him.
💛 🎤 Neru!
💀 🦴 Megalovania ~ Miku Swing - Gaster Blaster
Akita Neru appears beside Miku and punches Popeye out of Miku’s hands, letting Miku uppercut him so Neru can roundhouse kick the back of his head.
Miku catches Popeye and throws him to the ground and letting a massive Gaster Blaster appear and fire down at him..
There is now a Popeye-shaped hole in the ground, which the aforementioned sailor crawls out of. He bends his knees and jumps at Miku at ludicrous speed, landing a mean uppercut that sends her tumbling through the air. He then blows into his right thumb to inflate his right arm into a massive size, then thrusts it at Miku, with the goal of slamming her into the ground.
Miku quickly spins midair, gaining momentum as a Chaos Emerald is absorbed into one of her shoes. Miku swirls around and slams her foot into Popeye’s massive hand, clashing with it and giving her enough time to get back down to the ground so she has proper footing. Once she’s down, she uses a second emerald for her hands to try and catch Popeye’s fist, failing and getting slammed into a Miku-shaped hole.
Popeye’s fist deflates as he lands and looks down the Miku-shaped hole.
Miku climbs out of the hole, cartoony stars and birds circling her head as she dizzily gets up. Miku looks at Popeye, a little annoyed as she shakes her head and gets herself back in the fight. She removes the Chaos Emeralds from herself and makes them vanish. She takes a small breath, reassuring herself silently as she raises her leg and axe kicks the ground, causing it to uplift and shatter. The broken earth begins circling around her as her Chaos Emeralds appear and circle her. Miku smiles, snapping and activating the emeralds, absorbing them to go Super.
Miku’s body is surrounded by a golden shell before it breaks off and reveals the now golden-haired Vocaloid standing there. Fight out of her favor? Like that’ll ever happen! The greatest singer of all time would never lose just like that!
“LET’S... DO THISSSSS!!!” She lets out a roar of enthusiasm (and a bit of rage), as she lets her Super aura expand a bit and even advance herself to Starfall Super Miku. She smiles even wider as she punches her palm, causing a massive shockwave to level the area the two have destroyed so much.
“It’s about time I took this seriously.”
🦔 🟡 I’m Here ~ Miku Mix - Finale
Miku flies at Popeye, slamming herself INTO the ground and making a tunnel, letting her begin burrowing toward Popeye and pop out at his feet, kicking his jaw and throwing him into the air. Miku warps after him, spinning around to gain momentum to start spinning at light speeds. Miku charges all of that speed into just her hands and arms and brings them down on Popeye. The force of the slam creates a sonic boom, slamming Popeye through the ground and creating yet another Popeye shaped hole. Miku turns her back to Popeye, staring down at the hole created by her damage with little to no emotion in her eyes.
“If your plan is to use cartoonish gimmicks to defeat me, you’re going to need to try harder than that.”
And that's when she gets suddenly punched in the back of the head, sending her tumbling across the area, “Ya’s sure is strong for a lil’ lady, ya’s has my respects.” He says as he spins his arm around and uppercuts her before she can react, sending her flying in an arc and eventually landing with her head stuck in the ground.
❤️🎤 - Teto!
Miku holds her hand out as Kasane Teto appears beside her, drilling a hole into the ground where Miku would have landed so that Miku can BOUNCE out of it and fly back to Popeye. Rather than going right in for an attack, she begins using Wifi Hider to charge energy at just her right foot, smiling a bit to herself as she begins to approach her spinach-eating opponent. Right as she’s about to collide with him, she rotates her body in the air and slams her foot into his stomach, lifting him with just that kick and sending him flying across the world. As he’s being sent, Miku holds her hand out as it gets surrounded by black Nanomachines. Miku closes her eyes and creates a fist, as Popeye can be seen returning in the distance, she winds up a punch Captain Falcon style and slams the Nanomachine enhanced fist into her rival. The punch would have already been devastating to a normal person, but with the Nanomachines, it took that force and made it feel like a giant mallet was just slammed into the Spinach Munching Sailor.
Popeye lets out a “Bleugh!” as he spins wildly in the air. After landing, he dusts himself off and twists his arm around, then dashes at Miku at superhuman speed, landing a mean Twister Punch, which sends her flying in an arc backwards, crashing into the ground head first.
As Popeye is about to land his blow, Miku uses a Super-powered fist to block Popeye’s, she stops for a moment, almost shocked at her own power as she looks up at Popeye. Miku whips around and redirects Popeye’s fist to her side, forcing a miss as she roundhouses the back of his head and kicks him to the ground. As he falls, she axe kicks his back and makes a small crater with the force of her kick.
Popeye grunts as he stands up and looks at Miku, waiting for her to land. Once she does, Popeye toots his pipe and charges at Miku at superhuman speed, quickly reaching her. By the time she realizes he’s even there, Popeye has already started bombarding her with punches, speeding up so much that he begins to create afterimages. Then, using the brief moment where she’s stunned, he delivers a much stronger punch that sends her hurtling across the world.
“This guy’s tough...” Miku says as she goes flying, “I’m gonna have to use some of those new things..”
🖤🔇 The Black Silence ~ Miku’d - Gone Angels
Miku lands, obviously very far away from Popeye as she pulls out a pair of gloves and putting them on, taking a small breath as she glitched above Popeye as she slammed a hand into the ground to make the digitized world break for a moment, causing everything but Miku to freeze.
“Sekai de”
The world’s color began to fade out as Popeye was released from the timestop, but couldn’t move his body as Miku did her mini performance.
“Ichiban ohime-sama”
Miku held her hands together as she continued to sing, closing her eyes as she twirled around happily.
“Sou iu atsukai kokoroeteeee!~”
Miku gave as much enthusiasm as ever in her final notes, a pair of cyan wings appearing behind herself for a moment as she let out that “eee” sound, floating up before landing and taking a breath.
“Yo ne?”
The area exploded again as Miku held her gloved hands together. Popeye wasn’t harmed in the explosion, but the landscape around the two very much was. Miku stared at Popeye as she uttered:
“ドメインの拡張: ザ ワールド イズ マイン”
(Domain Expansion: The World is Mine)
The world around Miku and Popeye begins to shift, turning into a blue-cyan digital world unlike anything ever seen before. Popeye’s Spinach effects begin to weaken just a little as Miku’s able to increase her strength quite a bit to rival him. Miku appears in the center of her stage and looks at Popeye, holding her gloved hands by her side as she prepares for the second scene of the act.
The Cyan Vocalist vs. The Peachy Sailor
The World’s Best Singer vs. The World’s Best Fighter
The Blue Hue’d Black Silence vs. The Spinach’d Bruisin’ Boater
Hatsune Miku, The Black Silence vs. Popeye, The Sailor Man
Round 2!!
Hatsune Miku didn’t move for a second as the sounds of pages flipping was heard. The sound of dice being rolled could be heard.
🎲 - Speed Die Activated - Popeye: d6. Miku: d8.
Miku priority.
Miku summons a leek as her weapon in place of the Black Silence’s weapons. Miku’s leek becomes about as large as a Greatsword as she runs up to Popeye and activates the page.
Durandal
Miku uses her Leek to uppercut slice Popeye, her weapon moving so fast that it becomes nothing but a green blur for a moment as it hits. She knocks Popeye away a bit but uses her sheer speed to keep up with him and hits him again, batting him too far forward for her to follow up again. Instead, she warps behind him and makes her leek even larger as she slams it into him again to slam him into one of the glitchy blocks of the Expanded Domain, knocking him toward Miku as she activates the second page.
Crystal Alterier
Miku creates a second leek and as Popeye approaches her, she slices at him twice in an X pattern. When she hit Popeye, he could feel like his muscles were deflating as he got weaker, both durability and strength wise.
➖ Debuff: Popeye - Curse
➕ Buff: Hatsune Miku - Durandal
Miku ends her assault as her two leeks vanish as she waits for Popeye, eyes narrowed and hands by her side.
Popeye leans up, holding his head as yellow stylized birds spin around his head. After a few seconds, he shakes his head and stands up, narrowing his eyes as well.
Miku doesn’t say anything, staring at Popeye with a bit of anticipation. This battle wasn’t just exciting, it was exhilarating! Everything about it was intense! It was something that the Vocaloid has experienced in, well forever. Miku dropped her tough gal act and smiled widely, that friendly smile coming back, “Come on! Show me what you got!”
Popeye notices his debuffed state, “Hmm, spinach must’ve worn off already.” He says, before turning to the camera, “Hey, ya’s got any for me?”
“...You see them too?” Miku asks.
He gives her a nod as an audience member throws him a can of spinach. He then opens the lid and pours the spinach into his mouth, chewing it and swallowing. His muscles bulge once again as he regains his prior strength, and smoke flies out of his corn-cob pipe.
Miku smiles as she takes out a small book, flipping through pages before closing it and waiting for Popeye to make his move.
Popeye dashes at Miku, punching her in the neck. As she reacts to the pain, he dashes behind her and begins pummeling her with his fists, not stopping until she falls to the ground. Then, as she’s helpless on the ground, he winds up a twister punch, lifts her into the air, and knocks the wind out of her as she goes flying into the horizon. When she lands, the force of the impact is so immense it literally tilts the axis of the digital planet by around 15°.
Miku picks herself up, adjusting her gloves and fixing her skirt before noticing some blood on her cheek. She smiles a little, she actually got a little messy in this fight... that’s a first... probably shouldn’t tell Crypton. She uses her thumb to wipe away the blood and magically heal some of her other wounds.
🩵 Miku! - A wipe is all I need-
“To wipe that cherry blush away,” She says with a small smile as she looks back in Popeye’s general direction. She’s gone quite far, and she knows Popeye isn’t gonna be willing to chase her dow-
“Heya,” He says, before delivering a mighty punch in the spine with enough force that, if she had a spine, it would be shattered. “Quick tip for ya’s, never let ya guard down in a brawl.” He says, blowing smoke out of his corn-cob pipe.
Everything goes black and white for a moment as Miku appears in front of Popeye, her left eye flashing blue and yellow as she grabs him with telekinesis and holds him for a second.
“‘Never let ya guard down,’” She says smugly, snapping as Popeye is sent through an array of leeks, rapidly bouncing off of them before she warps behind him with one and stabs him in the back.
The leak just snaps in half, and Popeye falls to the ground, a bit dazed. He quickly recovers though, and he gets in his fighting stance, prepared for whatever Miku is about to throw at him next.
Miku gets herself into a fighting stance as well, cyan energy emitting from her hands as she waits for Popeye to approach.
After a few seconds of awkward silence, Popeye realizes that she’s not going to attack first. He gives her a smirk as he jumps up and punches the ground, creating a shockwave that knocks the Vocaloid into the air. He then dashes at her while reeling his fist back, delivering a punch that would kill a normal person. As she flies back, he seemingly teleports behind her, enlarging his fist and bringing it down onto the pop star and slamming her into the ground, creating a large crater around them. Popeye falls to the ground as his fist returns to normal size, and he stares at Miku, ready for her counterattack.
🎲 Speed Dice - Popeye: 1 (d6). Miku: 5 (d8)
Miku Priority
Miku’s speed drastically increases as Popeye’s is nerfed a bit, so when she runs up to him and summons a bright pink hammer, she’s far faster than what he can react to.
Old Boys Workshop
Miku uses her hammer to slam down onto Popeye’s head, hammering him into the ground before remembering he’s a cartoon and just... tapping him a few more times with the hammer to push him into the ground like a nail.
“Hmmm, how do I get out of here?” Popeye asks himself, before just digging through the ground with his bare hands. He emerges behind the curious Miku and lands a twister punch to the back, sending her flying forwards. Before she is able to even get up, he runs over to her and picks her up by the hair. Then, while she’s being held up in front of him, he delivers a punch so strong she gets sent flying through the Domain, completely shattering it.
Miku hits the ground, tumbling as her Black Silence gloves fall off and vanish. Her body goes limp for a moment as she falls on her stomach, almost struggling to pick herself up.
Popeye walks over, mumbling incoherent gibberish as he looks at Miku, “Well blow me down, ya’s can be hurt afterall!” He exclaims as he sees the injured pop star.
Miku starts to weakly pick herself up, her body glitching and contorting in ways that are just more painful for the already downed girl. The life begins to fade out of her eyes for a moment as she looks down at the ground, silently begging for someone or something to intervene before just quietly asking.
“Just one, more, chance... please...”
A massive cyan explosion goes off, blowing Popeye away and revitalizing the fallen Vocaloid. A battle radio drops in out of nowhere to start playing The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku as Miku picks herself up.
Miku holds her hand out as she summons a microphone to her, grabbing it and twirling it around before the explosion clears. In the middle of the crater, stands the greatest internet icon known to man. A crowd can be heard chanting and cheering for Miku’s return as she begins to sing along with the song, dancing and gliding around before she looks at Popeye.
The Strongest of the Future vs. The Strongest of the Past
The Revitalized Singer vs. The Surviving Sailor
The Electric Angel vs. The Spinach Brawler
Hatsune Miku, The Revived Vocaloid
Back again to take on:
Popeye, the Spinach Superior
Round 3!!!
“Sorry to keep you waiting!” Miku says with that same smile, wiping ‘that cherry blush away’ as she tossed a leek into the air, causing it to explode into cyan sparkles to mark the beginning of the third act.
Popeye looks around at the crowd, “Hmm, where did they’s come from?” He asks himself.
“The other side of the camera-” Miku says.
“Very interesting…” Popeye replies.
Miku shrugs before putting a hand on her hip, leaning a bit as she lets her hand holding her mic relax a bit, “So, should we give them the show that they want?”
Popeye nods, “Ya’s proved to be a mighty adversary, let’s see this to the end!”
“That’s the spirit!” Miku says enthusiastically, pumping her fist in the air and getting another cheer from the crowd.
Popeye puffs some smoke from his pipe as he gets in a fighting stance, “Alright, put em’ up, ya’s big palooka!” He says, indirectly making a reference to the first dialogue of the fight.
Miku nods, tossing her mic into the air and turning it into a leek before pointing it at Popeye like a sword. After a quick moment for a really cool photo snap, she disappears into a flash of cyan electricity, appearing in front of Popeye and whacking his head with the leek, trying to bring it right down on him.
Popeye smiles and blocks the leak with his wrist, then gut-punches her with his other arm, forcing her to drop the leak. He then picks her up and begins pummeling her head like one of those “Test your Strength” games. Then, after he’s satisfied with the pummeling, he uppercuts her into the air, where she falls in an arc. When she lands, her head gets stuck in the ground, and her body vibrates from the force of impact.
While Popeye is focused on her leek, he lets his guard down long enough for Miku to charge up one of her newest techniques.
“MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMMM!”
A massive beam flies from Miku’s eyes, intercepting his gut-punch and striking the sailor man repeatedly, pushing him away from the Vocaloid as Miku gets her footing back. She smiles a bit as a chibi Miku appears beside her and tells her to keep going. Miku uses her hands to increase the beam’s power to keep hitting and pushing Popeye away before it finally finishes.
When the beam finishes, it is revealed that Popeye managed to block most of the attack with his bare hands. He brushes himself off, fixes his hat, puffs his pipe, then charges at her at superhuman speed. He then lunges and slams into her, causing them to roll around the arena in a comical dust cloud. Once the cloud stops, both of them have dealt quite a lot of damage to each other, and are both completely out of breath.
“J-Jeez.. A-all this... a-and you’re still just as strong as when we started...” Miku says, trying to catch her breath, “E-Even T-Teto couldn’t do all that..”
“I eats me spinach!” He replies as he gets back into a fighting stance.
“I-I can see that much,” She says, wiping some sweat as she got into a more defense oriented stance.
Popeye suddenly charges at her and delivers a punch to the stomach, sending her tumbling across the arena, where he quickly follows while spinning his arm around. Once she’s in reach, he grabs her and uppercuts her in the jaw, sending her flying so high up that it gives the Sun a black eye.
Miku bounces off the sun in a cartoon fashion and falls to the ground, bouncing again as she stands back up, heavily damaged as she starts to spark a bit.
“O-Ow- Sun hurts-”
Popeye, seeing Miku’s vulnerable state, reels his fist back and dashes at the singer, landing a devastating blow to the chest, then knees her in the stomach, knocking her to the ground in pain.
Miku sidesteps the initial punch, a small sweat flying off her as she kicks the back of Popeye’s head before turning into a cyan spark and appearing in front of him. She spins around and whacks him with her leek like a bat.
“Phew, this is a workout,” She says.
“Hope yer not tired, cause we’re not done yet!” Popeye says with a smile.
“Of course not!” Miku says, drawing a finger over her left-arm cuff as it turns on. Miku adjusts the square-shaped decorations in her hair as they turn into a pair of headphones before smiling and looking back at Popeye, pointing at him, “Don’t start holding back now!”
“Ya’s don't got to worry about that!” Popeye replies as he takes a step back, then dashes at Miku while charging up his right arm for a twister punch. Once he reaches her, he fakes her out by suddenly punching her with his left instead of his charged up right. This most likely stuns her, and that allows him to land the twister punch, sending her flying in an arc.
Miku gets caught by the fake, getting sent flying through the air by the second hit before stopping herself via just floating there. She swiped her hand quickly as her left cuff activated, giving Miku effects to help her rival the spinach’d sailor. She flies at Popeye at high speeds before quickly swiping her other cuff and summoning a ball of electricity in her hand, landing beside him and grabbing his jaw, firing the ball off and causing it to explode, blowing away both combatants.
Popeye skids across the ground, eventually coming to a stop after around 50 feet. After a few seconds he gets up and looks around, searching for Miku.
The Vocaloid appeared behind him with her leek, her arm flashing blue for a moment as she slammed it into his back and blew away the crowd with the force of the impact. Once it hit, she batted him off into the distance and watched him go flying away.
Popeye crashes into the stands, creating a him-shaped hole in the wall. He stands up and brushes himself off as he steps back into the arena, “I need ta be more alert.” He notes to himself as he prepares for Miku’s next attack.
Miku smiles as she wipes her mouth again, deactivating her cuffs and spinning her leek around, “Finally got a good hit in... well, since that happened, at least.”
Popeye jumps up against the wall and bends his knees, then after a few seconds, launches himself at Miku at ludicrous speed. He lands a punch to the face that sends her sprawling across the ground, then lands on her stomach, knocking the air right out of her. He jumps off and gets in a fighting stance, prepared to punch the moment she stands up.
A leek shield appears in front of Miku and deflects the punch as Miku stands back up. Miku’s outfit changes drastically, almost to the point where it looks like her colors are completely reversed. She summons a sharpened leek, jabbing it into Popeye and kicking him away before she reverts back to normal and takes a breath for a bit, giving herself the motivation to try and end it here and now, even if it takes everything she has left.
“Only got enough energy for a bit more…” She says, “Looks like I’m goin’ all out after all!”
❤️ 🎤 - Teto!
💛 🎤 - Neru!
💛💙❤️ - Triple Baka Boost!
The two extra Vocaloid girls appear beside Miku all smiling either confidently or enthusiastically. The Triple Bakas quickly take their positions for their ultimate attacks. Neru takes out her phone as a backing instrumental, and Teto, the backing vocalist. Miku points at Popeye with a confident smile as the three begin to glow their respective color.
“I’ll make your heart go-”
Two bullet holes appeared in Popeye’s stomach and back as he was launched back to the trio. Before he could pick himself up, yellow electricity grabbed him and held him place as the three girls got themselves ready.
“Bang bang!” Miku says enthusiastically before...
“ONE!” Miku calls out excitedly.
“TWO!” Teto continues, nudging Neru’s arm to make sure she’s ready.
“Three….” Neru says unenthusiastically, rolling her eyes and refusing to look up from her phone.
“MIKU MIKU-”
“TETO TETO-”
“NERU NERU-”
“BEAMMMMM!”
The trio all fire red, yellow, and blue beams at Popeye from their hair drills, phone, and eyes respectively, striking him and rapidly striking him with far more power than what the single Miku Miku Beam had done before. Miku, not ready to give up, concentrates more of her energy to make two more allies appear to help with the beam clash against Popeye’s strength.
🟡 🟨 - Kagamine Twins!
“KAGAMINE BEAMSSSS!” The Kagamines yell as they appear, joining the final clash against Popeye and multiplying the beam’s output to even greater heights.
“Keep going!” Miku encourages, making beam power up even further until the entire area is reduced to nothing but dust. The other Vocaloids, the UTAU, and the derivative all vanish as it’s just Miku standing in the dust clouds of it all, far weaker than compared to how she entered the battle.
Popeye grunts as he stands up, literally smoking. He starts rubbing his eyes as he struggles to keep standing up.
Before Popeye can retaliate to make an attack, Miku falls to her side, starting to glitch and fade away with a smile.
“Guess I overdid it… not even the electric cuff could help me out now…” She says as her body starts to slowly pixelate out.
“It’s been fun… looks like you win… Popeye, the Sailor Man.”
Popeye looks over as Miku vanishes, “Wha- What happened here?” He asks, before seeing a leak on the ground. He walks over and picks the leak up, then turns to the camera and begins to sing.
♪“She thought she was stronger, but now she’s no longer, I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!”♪ And with two toots of his corn cob pipe, the fight finally ends.
KO!
And that's it! Who did you think cooked the most, Kirbygod18 with Hatsune Miku, or Jershy with Popeye the Sailor Man? If you want to apply to be in a cook-off, be sure to tell me, along with the different characters you’d like to write with! And of course, give a big thanks to @Kirbygod18 for putting up with my nonsense!
And with that, I'll see you in the next cook off. Until then, ciao!
