The scene opens to an arena with a massive crowd excited for the ULTIMATE match! In one corner stood The Spinach Eating Sailor, Popeye the Sailor Man! And in the other corner is The Champion, Sneezing Hedgehog! The two combatants get prepared as the announcer shouts "FIGHT!"
Popeye and Sneezing Hedgehog began the fight circling each other, waiting for the first move. Then Popeye charges at Sneezing Hedgehog. He dodges Popeye's first punch and punches him, knocking him back a few feet. The crowd cheers! Sneezing Hedgehog jumps into the air and lands on Popeye, trying to use his weight to knock him over, but Popeye pushes him off.
"You know, you're a pretty good fighter." Popeye says, complimenting his opponent.
"Well, I'm not called The Champion for nothing." Sneezing Hedgehog responded, getting into a fighting stance.
"Yeah, and you're the only guy I fought who can keep up with me. You're actually a decent person."
"Well, thanks, Popeye. But now is not the time for chatting, let's fight!"
Sneezing Hedgehog rushes forward, attempting to hit Popeye with a punch, but misses. Popeye hits Sneezing Hedgehog in the chest with a fist, causing him to recoil in pain.
"That's one down."
"This fight isn't over yet, sailor."
Popeye throws a hook at Sneezing Hedgehog but he blocks it, pushing his fist away. Sneezing Hedgehog then kicks Popeye in the gut.
"I may not have your strength, Popeye, but I'm no slouch myself."
Popeye quickly recovers from the blow, and punches Sneezing Hedgehog in the jaw.
"I know. You're actually pretty good yourself."
Sneezing Hedgehog stumbles backwards. He is now dazed.
"It seems I underestimated you, sailor."
"You should be glad that you didn't."
Sneezing Hedgehog stands back up, and gets into his fighting stance again.
"Alright, Popeye. Let's do this!"
Sneezing Hedgehog runs forward, and launches himself into the air, throwing a powerful punch, knocking Popeye back a bit. The crowd gasps.
"You're tough, sailor. But not tough enough."
"This ain't over yet, buddy."
Popeye gets back up, and charges at Sneezing Hedgehog. Before Sneezing Hedgehog could react, Popeye punched him in the gut, sending him flying across the ring, and out the ropes.
"You can't win this, hedgehog."
"Watch me."
Sneezing Hedgehog stands back up and runs forward, jumping into the air, and landing a kick to Popeye's face.
"Gah! Why you...!"
Popeye runs forward, and tackles Sneezing Hedgehog.
"Now we're talkin'."
"This is going to be a good fight, I can feel it."
Popeye picks up Sneezing Hedgehog and throws him against the ground. The crowd gasps again.
"Had enough yet, hedgehog?"
"Nope."
Sneezing Hedgehog quickly stands up, and attempts to punch Popeye, but he blocks it.
"That's it, no more messin' around."
Popeye grabs Sneezing Hedgehog's arm, and spins him around, throwing him across the ring.
"Give it up, hedgehog. You can't beat me."
"I wouldn't be so sure of that."
Sneezing Hedgehog gets back up and transforms into his Burning form! Popeye then responds by eating a can of spinach!
"I'm gonna need some 'lactobacillus plantarum' if I'm going to win this one."
Popeye runs forward and tackles Sneezing Hedgehog. He grabs the hedgehog and spins him around before throwing him against the ropes.
"I can take a beating. Can you?"
"Oh, yeah? Try this."
Sneezing Hedgehog shoots fireballs at Popeye. They all miss, and land in the stands, injuring several fans. The crowd boos.
"Whoops."
"Not cool, hedgehog."
Popeye walks up to Sneezing Hedgehog and kicks him in the stomach. The hedgehog goes flying, landing in the stands. The fans cheer.
"That's what you get."
Sneezing Hedgehog stands back up, and flies back to the ring.
"How is that possible?!" Popeye yells, shocked.
"I'm the champion, sailor. You can't win."
Popeye grabs hold of Sneezing Hedgehog's foot, and throws him out the ropes again. The crowd cheers again. Sneezing Hedgehog stands back up again. He is now badly injured.
"Had enough yet?" Popeye taunts.
"Never." Sneezing Hedgehog declares, and begins shooting fireballs at Popeye. They all miss, landing in the stands. Again. The fans boo. Sneezing Hedgehog's body starts glowing red. His eyes also begin glowing. He then shoots fireballs at Popeye, hitting him directly in the face, and burning him badly. The crowd gasps.
"Had enough yet, sailor?" Sneezing Hedgehog taunts.
"Just get on with it, you bastard!" Popeye shouts, clearly in pain.
"Very well." Sneezing Hedgehog says, as he shoots more fireballs at Popeye, this time aiming at his body. All the fireballs hit Popeye, burning him severely. The crowd boos. The referee is about to declare Sneezing Hedgehog the winner, when suddenly, Popeye stands back up! He is badly injured, and covered in burns. He then grabs Sneezing Hedgehog by the throat, and holds him over his head. The crowd gasps. Then, Popeye begins spinning around, throwing Sneezing Hedgehog against the ropes repeatedly. Each time, he bounces back harder. Finally, after one last throw, Popeye throws Sneezing Hedgehog directly into the center of the ring. Sneezing Hedgehog lands face down, and doesn't move. The referee quickly checks him, and declares him out cold. The crowd cheers.
"The winner is... POPEYE!"
