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Haiden: Every Halloween night, people will go trick-or-treating, partying with friends, watching scary movies, or being constantly rung up by kids who want candy. However while you might be one of those, a 12 year old girl would be doing her best to scare anybody who came her way. She would have plenty of costumes at disposal and sadly, fail miserably at what she was trying to do.

Speedy: But it wasn’t that she sucked at scaring people, it was that she was considered “too cute” to really scare the aforementioned anybody who came her way… okay, maybe she did suck at it now that I think about it. Eventually, she ended up trying a spectacular stunt which could probably work!

S͟p͟e͟e͟d͟y͟’͟s͟ A͟l͟t͟e͟r͟n͟a͟t͟e͟:͟ U͟s͟i͟n͟g͟ a͟ R͟e͟d͟ D͟e͟a͟t͟h͟ o͟u͟t͟f͟i͟t͟ f͟r͟o͟m͟ E͟d͟g͟a͟r͟ A͟l͟l͟a͟n͟ P͟o͟e͟’͟s͟ “͟T͟h͟e͟ M͟a͟s͟q͟u͟e͟ o͟f͟ t͟h͟e͟ R͟e͟d͟ D͟e͟a͟t͟h͟”͟ a͟n͟d͟ s͟o͟m͟e͟ f͟i͟r͟e͟w͟o͟r͟k͟s͟,͟ s͟h͟e͟ w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ a͟c͟t͟u͟a͟l͟l͟y͟ g͟e͟t͟ h͟e͟r͟ f͟i͟r͟s͟t͟ s͟c͟a͟r͟e͟ o͟n͟ h͟e͟r͟ v͟e͟r͟y͟ o͟w͟n͟ f͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟!͟ T͟h͟i͟s͟ w͟a͟s͟ a͟ p͟r͟o͟u͟d͟ m͟o͟m͟e͟n͟t͟ f͟o͟r͟ h͟e͟r͟…͟ b͟u͟t͟ t͟h͟e͟n͟ h͟e͟r͟ v͟i͟c͟t͟i͟m͟ s͟h͟o͟t͟ h͟e͟r͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ a͟ r͟i͟f͟l͟e͟.͟

Speedy would spit out his drink in shock, confusion, and slight fear on what the alternate just said, his metal cup dropping to the ground and spilling ice water.

Speedy: HE DID WHAT!?

Haiden: Due to her father being a PTSD victim, he would’ve indeed been scared by the girl’s little prank, eventually shooting her directly with a rifle on accident. After blaming a homeless man, he took her to what could probably be labeled as the Kaminari Hospital… where she, sadly, perished.

Speedy: …

Haiden: Um, Speedy… Are you alright?

Speedy: Oh, yeah, I’m fine. Just trying to comprehend the fact that this girl’s father shot her up like she was an American classroom. Anyways, being a scientist at GL Labs, the father would do anything to bring his daughter back no matter the cost. So after endless experimentation, he was successfully able to bring her back as a ghost! But, let’s just say that didn’t end well.

S͟p͟e͟e͟d͟y͟’͟s͟ A͟l͟t͟e͟r͟n͟a͟t͟e͟:͟ H͟e͟r͟ m͟i͟s͟c͟h͟i͟e͟v͟o͟u͟s͟n͟e͟s͟s͟ g͟r͟e͟w͟,͟ r͟e͟l͟e͟a͟s͟i͟n͟g͟ t͟h͟e͟ v͟a͟r͟i͟o͟u͟s͟ s͟p͟e͟c͟i͟m͟e͟n͟s͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟ h͟e͟r͟ f͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ k͟e͟p͟t͟ i͟n͟ G͟L͟ L͟a͟b͟s͟ a͟n͟d͟ r͟a͟i͟n͟i͟n͟g͟ h͟e͟l͟l͟ o͟n͟ E͟a͟r͟t͟h͟.͟ S͟o͟ w͟h͟a͟t͟ d͟i͟d͟ h͟e͟r͟ f͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ d͟o͟?͟ H͟e͟ c͟o͟m͟m͟i͟t͟t͟e͟d͟ s͟u͟i͟c͟i͟d͟e͟,͟ b͟e͟i͟n͟g͟ u͟n͟a͟b͟l͟e͟ t͟o͟ c͟o͟p͟e͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ h͟i͟s͟ d͟e͟a͟d͟ w͟i͟f͟e͟ a͟n͟d͟ d͟a͟u͟g͟h͟t͟e͟r͟.͟ S͟o͟,͟ t͟h͟e͟ l͟i͟t͟t͟l͟e͟ g͟h͟o͟s͟t͟ g͟i͟r͟l͟ i͟n͟h͟e͟r͟i͟t͟e͟d͟ h͟e͟r͟ f͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟’͟s͟ m͟a͟n͟s͟i͟o͟n͟,͟ c͟o͟l͟l͟e͟c͟t͟i͟n͟g͟ e͟n͟t͟i͟t͟i͟e͟s͟ l͟i͟k͟e͟ i͟t͟’͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟ S͟C͟P͟ F͟o͟u͟n͟d͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟.͟

Haiden: She did all of this for her main plan: Take over the world and show just how scary she can really be. This ghost girl would forever haunt the mansion with her newly-acquired specimens, now going by the name of Spooky!

Speedy: Spooky has various specimens that she’s able to use, the very first one you encounter being the Cardboard Cutouts. They’re commonly known for giving people heart attacks, not that impressive. Then we get into Specimen 2, the Gel. Gel can change into different states of matter, corrupt players with their gel, and can regenerate from axe swings!

S͟p͟e͟e͟d͟y͟’͟s͟ A͟l͟t͟e͟r͟n͟a͟t͟e͟:͟ T͟h͟e͟n͟ t͟h͟e͟r͟e͟’͟s͟ S͟p͟e͟c͟i͟m͟e͟n͟ 3͟,͟ t͟h͟e͟ G͟i͟a͟n͟t͟ C͟e͟n͟t͟i͟p͟e͟d͟e͟,͟ w͟h͟o͟ c͟a͟n͟ s͟t͟u͟n͟ p͟l͟a͟y͟e͟r͟s͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ t͟h͟e͟i͟r͟ b͟i͟t͟e͟ a͟n͟d͟ p͟u͟t͟ t͟h͟e͟m͟ t͟o͟ s͟l͟e͟e͟p͟.͟ S͟p͟e͟c͟i͟m͟e͟n͟ 4͟ i͟s͟ R͟i͟n͟g͟u͟,͟ w͟h͟o͟ c͟a͟n͟ p͟h͟a͟s͟e͟ t͟h͟r͟o͟u͟g͟h͟ w͟a͟l͟l͟s͟,͟ b͟l͟i͟n͟d͟ p͟l͟a͟y͟e͟r͟s͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ T͟V͟ s͟t͟a͟t͟i͟c͟,͟ a͟n͟d͟ a͟b͟s͟o͟r͟b͟ p͟l͟a͟y͟e͟r͟s͟ t͟h͟r͟o͟u͟g͟h͟ a͟ T͟V͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟’͟s͟ c͟o͟n͟n͟e͟c͟t͟e͟d͟ t͟o͟ t͟h͟e͟m͟.͟ S͟p͟e͟c͟i͟m͟e͟n͟ 5͟ i͟s͟ B͟a͟b͟,͟ w͟h͟o͟ i͟s͟ c͟a͟p͟a͟b͟l͟e͟ o͟f͟ c͟r͟e͟a͟t͟i͟n͟g͟ i͟l͟l͟u͟s͟i͟o͟n͟s͟,͟ f͟l͟e͟s͟h͟,͟ a͟n͟d͟ a͟f͟t͟e͟r͟ i͟m͟a͟g͟e͟s͟.͟

Speedy: There's WAY more located in this mansion, but guess what, we’re out of time again! You’ll just have to wait until the full fight comes out to see the rest of the specimens be let loose against the Doors Hotel.

Haiden: So it’s a dark and stormy night. You and your friends have left the sanctuary of their homes and have piled up enough money to go on a vacation… But, let’s just say that maybe it wasn’t the best time to actually GO on a vacation. Cursed by the storm that appeared, you decided to check into a totally not suspicious hotel that was nearby.

Speedy: Bad news for you, however, no matter how many times you rang the bell or… broke it…

*It shows the player ringing the bell on the front desk, before it breaks and stops dinging.*

Speedy: You were all alone in this hotel with no one else but your friends, a mysterious blue light, and way more than a handful of dark and scary entities called The Cryptids.

S͟p͟e͟e͟d͟y͟’͟s͟ A͟l͟t͟e͟r͟n͟a͟t͟e͟:͟ T͟h͟e͟ C͟r͟y͟p͟t͟i͟d͟s͟ a͟r͟e͟ m͟o͟r͟e͟ t͟h͟a͟n͟ c͟a͟p͟a͟b͟l͟e͟ o͟f͟ t͟e͟a͟r͟i͟n͟g͟ y͟o͟u͟ a͟p͟a͟r͟t͟.͟ W͟h͟e͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ i͟t͟ b͟e͟ b͟y͟ r͟u͟n͟n͟i͟n͟g͟ i͟n͟t͟o͟ y͟o͟u͟ h͟e͟a͟d͟-͟o͟n͟,͟ t͟e͟a͟r͟i͟n͟g͟ y͟o͟u͟r͟ h͟e͟a͟d͟ o͟f͟f͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ t͟h͟e͟i͟r͟ m͟o͟u͟t͟h͟,͟ t͟u͟r͟n͟i͟n͟g͟ y͟o͟u͟ i͟n͟t͟o͟ b͟l͟a͟c͟k͟ s͟l͟u͟d͟g͟e͟,͟ o͟r͟ j͟u͟s͟t͟ b͟y͟ s͟e͟n͟d͟i͟n͟g͟ y͟o͟u͟ i͟n͟t͟o͟ a͟ b͟l͟a͟c͟k͟ h͟o͟l͟e͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟’͟s͟ s͟o͟m͟e͟h͟o͟w͟ c͟o͟n͟t͟a͟i͟n͟e͟d͟ i͟n͟s͟i͟d͟e͟ o͟n͟e͟ o͟f͟ t͟h͟e͟i͟r͟ h͟u͟n͟d͟r͟e͟d͟s͟ o͟f͟ d͟o͟o͟r͟s͟.͟ E͟i͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ w͟a͟y͟,͟ t͟h͟e͟y͟ h͟a͟v͟e͟ a͟ v͟a͟r͟i͟e͟t͟y͟ o͟f͟ o͟p͟t͟i͟o͟n͟s͟ a͟n͟d͟ e͟n͟t͟i͟t͟i͟e͟s͟ t͟o͟ d͟o͟ s͟o͟.͟

Haiden: One of these many Cryptids is Rush, who is likely the first entity you’ll encounter. With his main method of generating smoke around his body and charging into you, he’ll instantly decimate anybody that gets caught in his path. And even if you do survive, good luck trying to get around when he breaks the lights.

Speedy: Once the lights go out, you’ll likely encounter Screech, who constantly lurks in the dark and is the most annoying piece of calamari I’ve ever seen. And I thought Squidward was a bitch! Screech with start whispering in your ear while floating above or behind your head, before either biting your face off or screaming in your face.

S͟p͟e͟e͟d͟y͟’͟s͟ A͟l͟t͟e͟r͟n͟a͟t͟e͟:͟ T͟h͟e͟n͟ t͟h͟e͟r͟e͟’͟s͟ A͟m͟b͟u͟s͟h͟,͟ R͟u͟s͟h͟’͟s͟ g͟r͟e͟e͟n͟ c͟o͟u͟n͟t͟e͟r͟p͟a͟r͟t͟ w͟h͟o͟ d͟o͟e͟s͟…͟ m͟o͟s͟t͟ o͟f͟ t͟h͟e͟ e͟x͟a͟c͟t͟ s͟a͟m͟e͟ t͟h͟i͟n͟g͟ o͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ t͟h͟a͟n͟ g͟e͟n͟e͟r͟a͟t͟i͟n͟g͟ s͟m͟o͟k͟e͟,͟ w͟h͟i͟c͟h͟ i͟s͟ i͟n͟s͟t͟e͟a͟d͟ r͟e͟p͟l͟a͟c͟e͟d͟ w͟i͟t͟h͟ a͟ n͟e͟o͟n͟ g͟r͟e͟e͟n͟ l͟i͟g͟h͟t͟.͟ H͟o͟w͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ t͟h͟e͟ m͟a͟i͟n͟ t͟h͟i͟n͟g͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟ s͟e͟p͟a͟r͟a͟t͟e͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟s͟e͟ t͟w͟o͟ c͟r͟y͟p͟t͟i͟d͟s͟ i͟s͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟ A͟m͟b͟u͟s͟h͟ g͟o͟e͟s͟ b͟a͟c͟k͟ f͟o͟r͟ s͟e͟c͟o͟n͟d͟s͟,͟ r͟e͟b͟o͟u͟n͟d͟i͟n͟g͟ u͟p͟ t͟o͟ s͟i͟x͟ d͟i͟f͟f͟e͟r͟e͟n͟t͟ t͟i͟m͟e͟s͟!͟

Haiden: Then there’s Eyes, an incorporeal entity that you can NOT look at at any cost. If you even try staring him down, he’ll kill you on the spot before absorbing your very soul! I’m serious! If we take a look at Eyes’ jumpscare, it’s not him moving towards you, you’re moving towards HIM! Therefore, there's a possibility that Eyes can and will directly take your soul and kill you if you look at him long enough!

Speedy: There's also Dupe, a being capable of minor reality warping and appearing behind many, MANY doors. There are plenty of more cryptids in the hotel, but we’re out of time! Stay tuned for when we analyze the house that spook built, the house of jumpscares itself, Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion!