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Jack Parsons quite possibly has the funniest life for a person ever. Founding rocket scientist. Thelemite under Aleister Crowley. Got freaky with L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology. His wife (who he married at her young age) left him for the aforementioned Hubbard. also friends with science fiction author Robert A. Heinlein who possibly wrote his most famous book on a bet with Hubbard. How can i get a biography as good as his
Eminem toy lowkey goes hard im going to adopt him as my son
Hello, people of the Death Battle Fanon Wiki. Scheduled for release today was another one of StarManatee's iconic covers. However, for important reasons, this particular cover has been indefinitely delayed. When Star entered the recording studio today, the Ye-I had disappeared, and nobody has heard of his location since. If you have any information as to the location of the Ye-I, please let us know.
Freaky Kendrick: Do you hear me do you feel me we gon edge all night
^^^^^ You got both right! For the record, i don’t believe the consciousness one is a real thing it’s just a non-satire article Bing has recommended to me
Highly fan-requested, it's the return of WWN or Recommended, or as i like to call it, Bat or Bing? This time, WWN headlines have been de-succinct-ised, to make it harder.
Archaeologists unearth 3,800-year-old ‘scarlet worm' fabric mentioned in the Bible
An Invisible Bible has been found at the bottom of the Ocean
UFO files have mysteriously dissapeared from databases
Human consciousness may come from another dimension, scientist suggests
Confident ranking of my opinion on the biggest 20th Century sci-fi authors (i.e. no Wells or Verne)
Isaac Asimov: Haven't actually read any book by him but he's here by virtue of being the least bad person.
Phillip K. Dick: Man in the High Castle is great. he was definitely mentally ill, don't want to diagnose any problems but he certainly had some. no sane man believes that the Roman Empire still exists as a deep state.
Robert Heinein: Probably a good author, want to read his stuff. Libertarian, McCarthyist, thought gay people were emotionally damaged. Friends with him.
Him: You know him.
YEAHHH
Just like i wanna drop my nuts against someone’s face who’s up for it #relatable
Bros dragging that image
Sh-sh-shotguns that don’t pump me
Can only give me aura
I need you to fanum tax now
Cause i am more than sigma
You know I’ve gyatt to be goated
It’s what makes me mog, yeah
You’ve been edging me all night now
That’s how long I’ve been a gooner
I need your gyatt now
I need your gyatt now
That’s pretty cool
Last finished or last written on?
It was this
Anyone remember this image? It was like this but an ad poster with a streamer on it instead of Nixon
We need Muppet Citizen Kane. Kermit can play Kane and the reporter can be the human one
I was wriggling earlier, now I’m writhing
I was clinking earlier, now I’m dining
I was shrinking earlier now I’m tiny