Wario

First time ever making one of those little guys, so here goes lol

For those who don't know about these characters:

1. Characters in the left: Gustavo, Brick and Peppino (Pizza Tower)

2. Characters in the middle: Waluigi and Wario (Super Mario Bros.)

3. Characters in the right: Anton and Annie (Antonblast)

Wario, the greedy and selfish antagonist of the Mario universe, was out on one of his treasure-hunting adventures when he stumbled upon a peculiar slice of ham. It was a regular slice of ham, but it looked different. It was moving, and it had a face! It was a sentient slice of ham!

Wario couldn't believe his eyes. He was convinced that this ham slice would be a valuable addition to his collection. But as soon as he tried to pick it up, the ham slice started wriggling and wiggling, and then it jumped off the ground and landed right on top of Wario's head.

Wario tried to shake it off, but the ham slice had already latched onto him. It was now firmly attached to Wario's head, and it seemed like it was trying to suffocate him. Wario struggled and flailed, but he couldn't get the ham slice off.

Suddenly, the ham slice started to glow, and Wario felt a strange energy coursing through his body. It was as if the ham slice was draining his life force. Wario realized he was in trouble, and he had to act fast.

Wario used all his strength to grab the ham slice and pull it off his head. But the ham slice fought back, biting and scratching at Wario's face. It was a fierce battle, with Wario using all his strength and cunning, and the ham slice using all its agility and tenacity.

The battle raged on for what seemed like hours, with both Wario and the ham slice getting more and more exhausted. But finally, Wario saw an opening. He grabbed the ham slice by its tail and threw it across the room with all his might.

The ham slice landed on the ground with a thud, and Wario thought he had won. But then, to his surprise, the ham slice got up and started to grow. It grew and grew, until it was a massive ham monster, towering over Wario.

Wario was terrified, but he knew he had to keep fighting. He charged at the ham monster, using all his strength to pummel it with his fists. But the ham monster was too powerful, and it fought back with all its might.

Just when it seemed like Wario was about to lose, he had an idea. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a jar of mustard. He opened the jar and smeared the mustard all over the ham monster's face.

To Wario's surprise, the ham monster recoiled in disgust. It seemed like the mustard was too much for it to handle. Wario seized the opportunity and charged at the ham monster with all his might, punching and kicking it until it finally crumpled to the ground.

Wario had won, but he was battered and bruised. He looked down at the defeated ham monster, which was now just a regular slice of ham once again. Wario realized that sometimes, the most unexpected opponents can be the most dangerous. And sometimes, the most unexpected tactics can be the most effective.