Sonic the Hedgehog

Hello! Apologies for not having been here for so long, shifting interests tend to do that to ya. I’m planning to be more active hopefully and finally finish the work-in-progress Bendy vs Mary battle as soon as I can! Let’s just say it’s a very close one, I’m extremely split on the verdict, so stay tuned for who wins!

And while it’s a battle I don’t plan to work on for a while, I’ve updated my roster for my potential favorite character BR! Here’s two thumbnails for the new roster:

I’ve decided to replace Siren Head with Flandre Scarlet since the former is getting utterly cooked. And as for the JP3 Spinosaurus, I’ve decided to replace him with Spiny from Dinosaur King since the latter has powers and much better scaling. All of them will be composite, so when I get to this, it’s gonna be one hell of a ride!

Hoping y’all are doing well, I’m quite excited for the return of the show that spawned this entire wiki! Looking forward to chatting with ya more!

It has come to my attention that you have discovered my greatest scheme yet: the Koopa Kingdom takeover!

The idea of such a measly group of geeks uncovering one of my greatest held secrets makes my skin crawl, and as evil genius extraordinaire, it is only natural that I do something to punish your disobedience. As such, I have hijacked the account of my most devoted follower, the one you know as "Dio", to send you this message.

Dio has pledged allegiance to the Eggman Empire. In return for his support in my battle against King Koopa - otherwise known as Bowser - I have commissioned him a detailed recollection of my clash with the would-be warmonger known as "Sigma" and his army of so-called "Mavericks", following on from the clash between that stupid green hedgehog and that ingrate of a tenrec.

Failure to comply, of course, will result in something very nasty happening to that beloved girlfriend of his, so make sure to keep him on the right track when I hand the reins back over to him. Or else it won't just be her made an example of.

P.S.

In pledging allegiance to my rulership, that insolent girl considered his "mascot" of sorts, the adorable Ramona Flowers, has been - 'ahem' - "taken care of" in favour of my irresistible image! Just in case any of you ingrates want to question the legitimacy of my intentions!

I shall hand you back over to Dio, my loyal followers. But remember the terms of our agreement. This has been Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, signing off.

I've just learned my nemesis Baldymcnosehair is fighting a Big turtle both of them have borrowed fandom accounts so I wanted to keep a eye on both so this boy just gave his account to me!

Yes I'm Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog!

I've come across something on my daily travels through the Sonic Wiki Zone, and thought it was interesting enough to talk about.

There may be (emphasis on "may be"; you'll hear why in a second*) more truth behind universal Sonic than I realised.

Long story short, there's this little known story called "Otherworld Comedy", where various pieces of Sonic Channel artwork portray the cast in rather out-of-character scenarios (Shadow and Infinite being a J-Pop duo, the Avatar being in a high school sweetheart relationship with an Egg Pawn and Silver and Elise being a Soleannan figure skating duo).

As it turns out, there's a plot behind this where, using the power of the Phantom Ruby prototype he created in Sonic Forces, Dr. Eggman creates various alternate realities separate from the main timeline.

This ultimately culminates in a final battle between Super Sonic and Dr. Eggman who, as you can see below, uses the prototype to mimic the power of a Super form.

As Sonic was able to contend with Infinite - who was powered by a prototype of his own - in base form, this has serious ramifications for base cast scaling in the game continuity.

*I think the fact that Sonic had to turn Super in order to challenge Dr. Eggman's own Super form does hurt the "base = universal through Otherworld Comedy" idea quite a bit, but it's certainly something to think about.

Wiz: The Zeti - also known as the Deadly Six - had been defeated. Thanks to the efforts of Sonic the Hedgehog and his best friend, Miles “Tails” Prower, Zavok and his callous understudies had been sent back to their home of the Lost Hex, forced to bide their time before conquering Earth again.

Boomstick: However, during their time there, they just had to have a base of operations, right? Well, that’s what Sonic was tasked with investigating, being drawn to a random cave in the middle of nowhere thought to be the Zeti’s hiding spot!

Wiz: At first, it looked unconvincing. Almost as though the Deadly Six had cleared the place out before their defeat…

Boomstick: …but a deep, dark cave in god-knows-where just ''oozes'' an aura of suspicion and, soon enough, Sonic would come across one of the Six’s leftovers!

Wiz: An innocuous plate of hot dogs.

Boomstick: Ooooh, I see Zavok’s taken a leaf out of the ‘Bait’ section of “Boomstick’s Guide to Survival” book! Only $9.99 at the official DEATH BATTLE! Store!

Wiz: …

Boomstick: What? What harm is a shameless plug once in a while?

Wiz: ‘Sigh’. Anyway, no, Boomstick, this was not a trap. In fact, upon taking a bite, Sonic was captivated by its flavour; it was by far some of the best meat he had ever tasted!

Boomstick: But what he was about to discover next would turn the fastest thing alive into a deranged psychopath. That meat kind of belonged to the mutilated corpse of an innocent Mobian.

Wiz: And from that moment forward, the steadfast hero we once knew was gone. In his place… was HungryHero.EXE.

Boomstick: Ugh, another .EXE!? Wiz, why are people so obsessed with this stupid idea? H-Hey, wait a minute… w-why are you staring at me like that?

Wiz: Oh, no reason Boomstick. I’m just feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I-

Boomstick: EVERYONE, RUN, WIZ IS GOING TO EAT US ALL!

Wiz: …all I was going to ask was if you wanted some lunch. Uh, while I go and calm Boomstick down, join us next time as HungryHero.EXE takes on his opponent, Starved.

Wiz: Doctor Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik’s plans were ruined. South Island had been liberated thanks to the efforts of Sonic the Hedgehog and the doctor's magnum opus, the Scrap Brain Zone, had been reduced to rubble. It was back to the drawing board for the would-be conqueror.

Boomstick: But before he could move onto his next scheme, ol' Ro-butt-nik had to clean up whatever was left of his desolate factory. The scrapped robot remains, the desecrated remains of his Egg Crusher and, oddly enough, the charred corpse of a poor lil' Flicky, too late in escaping the erupting base.

Wiz: The sight disgusted Robotnik; the image of a dead bird not very enticing to the evil genius. However, one detail soon caught Ivo’s attention: the Flicky’s scent.

Boomstick: As any connoisseur will tell you, nothing is more delightful than the smell of cooked bird meat. And I should know, with my poultry farming degree and all!

Wiz: And it wouldn’t be long until Robotnik was swayed by its enticing aroma. As soon as he took that first bite…

Starved: I KNEW WHAT THAT HEDGEHOG’S FATE WOULD BE!

Boomstick: AHHHHH! Wiz, what the hell!? Don’t scare me like that!

Wiz: The doctor became enamoured with the taste of Mobian meat. Soon enough, this love would turn into an obsession, with the doctor throwing away his dream of world domination in favour of satisfying his hunger.

Boomstick: And his ultimate goal? Defeat Sonic the Hedgehog and feast upon his barbecued remains, making a meal out of the Blue Blur that he’d never forget!

Wiz: From that moment on, Doctor Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik was no more. In his place… was Starved!

Boomstick: You know, Wiz? All this talk about barbecuing and eating meat has kind of made me hungry.

Wiz: U-Uh, h-hungry for w-what, Boomstick?

Boomstick: Well, uh, let me put it this way. C-Can I have a bite of your arm? It’ll only take a moment, I promise.

Wiz: H-H-Hey, now, let’s not get too hasty, Boomstick. S-Stop salivating a-and RUN, BOOMSTICK’S GONE MAD!

Boomstick: Hehe, sucker! That’s for scarin’ me earlier. Uh, yeah, while I go and explain to Wiz that it was just a joke, come back soon for our next character, HungryHero.EXE! WIZ, COME BACK! I WAS JUST KIDDING!