Sigma

Did you know this is the episode I'm doing after Surge VS Scourge. Yeah, this is the episode I'm doing after Surge VS Scourge.

Fuck Bowser VS Eggman I'm about to make this one even better.

It has come to my attention that you have discovered my greatest scheme yet: the Koopa Kingdom takeover!

The idea of such a measly group of geeks uncovering one of my greatest held secrets makes my skin crawl, and as evil genius extraordinaire, it is only natural that I do something to punish your disobedience. As such, I have hijacked the account of my most devoted follower, the one you know as "Dio", to send you this message.

Dio has pledged allegiance to the Eggman Empire. In return for his support in my battle against King Koopa - otherwise known as Bowser - I have commissioned him a detailed recollection of my clash with the would-be warmonger known as "Sigma" and his army of so-called "Mavericks", following on from the clash between that stupid green hedgehog and that ingrate of a tenrec.

Failure to comply, of course, will result in something very nasty happening to that beloved girlfriend of his, so make sure to keep him on the right track when I hand the reins back over to him. Or else it won't just be her made an example of.

P.S.

In pledging allegiance to my rulership, that insolent girl considered his "mascot" of sorts, the adorable Ramona Flowers, has been - 'ahem' - "taken care of" in favour of my irresistible image! Just in case any of you ingrates want to question the legitimacy of my intentions!

I shall hand you back over to Dio, my loyal followers. But remember the terms of our agreement. This has been Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, signing off.