Freddy Krueger

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Wiz: sleep and the solace it brings are a comfort that many of us overlook but the safety we gain in sleep is not all our own

Boomstick: dream demons, monsters and many more creatures use your dreams as a way to manipulate your mind and body but none are as iconic as Freddy Krueger

-{name: Frederick Charles Krueger}

-{age: 61+}

-{height: 5'9}

-{weight: 160 pounds}

-{makes many many puns}

Wiz: Freddy was simple child murderer who got caught but was let go thanks to an error in the justice system, but the parents of the murdered children decided to distribute vengeance upon Freddy, burning down both him and the building he was in

Boomstick: but luckily Freddy had caught the attention of dream demons who gave Freddy immense power nigh unmatched....except for every time he's gotten beat by teens

Wiz: the powers he gained from the dream demons allow Freddy to invade the dreams of others, turning them into nightmares he can manipulate with seemingly no limit, from reducing his victims to 2-D paper versions of themselves to amplifying their sense of hearing to superhuman levels causing them to explode from the simple act of scratching a chalk board, and much much more

Boomstick: that's not doing it justice!, he's basically a god in his world, and more proof is when he fought literal dream gods!

Wiz: even outside the dreams Freddy is still a force to be reckoned with, capable of creating traps capable of slowing down Jason Voorhees, and he can even posses people to gain limited access to his dream powers in the real world!

Boomstick: Wiz, why did he have to pick Jesse?

Wiz: I don't know

Boomstick: he had an entire towns worth of people to pick from and he picked that guy?

Wiz: well while Boomstick prepares to go on a rant, make sure you come by next time when we cover the cartoon nightmare, cartoon cat!

...

Oh, the knives just barely missed my head! Lucky me, that could've ended very badly... I'll put them away tomorrow.

Well, time to finally take that nap I've been longing for. It's been a long day. Good night, person reading this.

Hooooooonk, mimimimimi... hooooooonk, mimimimimi...

...

Yawn...

Man, how long did I sleep?... ah, 3 hours, not too bad, not too bad... god, I'm thirsty. I'll get something to drink. ...

Right, let's see. I got water, milk, orange juice, leftover soup... eh, I'll take a glass of milk. You can't go wrong with that.

Let me choose a mug... yeah, the Marvel one looks sick, I'll get that one. Alright, now, don't spill anything...

Ah, fuck, I spilled, of course I did.

...

Eh, it'll be gone tomorrow, not my problem. Let me head back...

Huh, the knives are gone. That's odd, I don't remember putting them away... whatever. I'll just take a sip of my-

Hold on...

Why do I feel like I'm seeing someone in there?...

And why is he ugly as shit?...

And why does he have my knives on his hand?...

Oh.

No no no NO NO-

...

FUCK!

Huh? What? Oh, I was dreaming! Thank god! Almost thought I was getting a haircut for a second! Man, that Edward Scissorhands guy sure is terrifying...

...

Is that Freddy Krueger in my room-

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24th of October 2024.

Dress as 'sharply' as possible and get yourself a new 'cut' before you get 'violently stabbed to death'!

Freddy Krueger vs Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle!

See you in your sleep ;)

With Love, Frederick Charles Krueger

Greetings, folks!

Now, this was originally going to be the second RES, but as I was beginning to write this, I realized October doesn't end in -ember. It's ultimately not too big of a problem, though, as what's coming this month doesn't fit in the RES format anyway.

Now, October, of course, is the spooky season of the year, so it would be fitting if I did a couple projects related to horror, right? Like, maybe a Rap Battle and a Death Battle, or maybe even a DBX mixed in if I manage to do so...

Well, as a matter of fact, October is my favorite month of the year, which makes sense, given Halloween is my favorite holiday. Because of that, I felt the need to do something a little more... special.

Introducing.... RandomTober!

Starting on the 3rd of October [1st technically] and ending on the 31st, there will be a new project every Thursday, and a preview for the next one to come every Saturday. I made sure to make every project something different (you won't just get 3-4 DBXs or something, no worries), and I hope I can make them as good and exciting as I possibly can. There might also be smaller things apart from these, like small games and such, but no promises on those just yet.

The first project, as aforementioned, drops this Thursday. This'll be the only one I won't reveal prematurely, as the pure concept is too asinine to not have come out of the blue without any warning.

Get yourself comfortable, because things are about to get spooky!

Have a great rest of your day and a happy Halloween season! :)

(Wes Craven's New Nightmare VS The Suitmation Trials)

(Cue A Nightmare on Elm Street Main Theme)

Wiz: Many years ago, there was a woman working at a madhouse in the town of Springwood, known as the Hathaway House. Her name was Amanda Krueger, and she was a nun to offer words of peace and salvation to those in trying times.

Boomstick: Too bad, these hundred maniacs didn't want mere words; no, they wanted something else from poor Amanda. So, after being locked in a room with them, she was subsequently... uh... Wiz, I never thought we'd be covering something like this on the show.

Wiz: As sad as it is, it happened, and it's integral to this analysis. Well, after the brutality inflicting upon Krueger, she was knocked up and gave birth to the one who'd become known as the single most evil man in the world. But, we aren't quite there yet.

(Cue The Dream Child)

Boomstick: Yeah, this child - a Dream Child, if you will - would come to be known as the one and only... Frederick Charles Krueger. Yeah, not really the best of names but, our good old pal Frederick would eventually come around!

Wiz: As you can imagine, having the title of "bastard son of a hundred maniacs" would cause young Freddy to have a lot of problems with bullies. That he did; he wasn't even safe at his own home, because his step-father saw it fit to abuse him repeatedly.

Boomstick: With a name like Mr. Underwood raising you, you know life was hell. Heheh...

Wiz: What? What was that pun even- Ohhhh, ok, I get it.

(Cue Corpus Krueger)

Boomstick: Uh huh. Well, Mr. Underwood's alcohol-fueled abuse - I relate to him on that... not the abuse part, but the alcohol one - and getting bullied by the kids at his school, Krueger's mind was formatted into being extremely violent and prone to outbursts - also like me! Of course, this meant taking the life of the school's pet hamster, and subsequently sealing his fate as a life-long murderer by taking the life of his abusive dad! Way to go Frederick, you may turn out like a dick, but you were right in the beginning.

Wiz: Somehow, Freddy Krueger managed to live a somewhat normal life from here on out; by day, at least, he was a kind and caring husband, a father, and even had a job at a local power plant. Though, he lived another life - a life that served to satisfy his dark urges to take vengeance on those who had wronged him all those years ago. Frederick Krueger was, in actuality, the "Springwood Slasher", a serial killer who lured kids to the boiler room he worked at and slaughtered them.

Boomstick: Surprise surprise though, the police found him out. Though, unfortunately, due to some faulty evidence and the fact the judge was drunk out of his fucking mind that day, the Springwood Slasher was free. So, uh, the parents were very, very, very angry at Freddy for this, so they cornered him in the boiler room and set that fucker on fire!

(Cue Main Title [NOES Remake])

Wiz: But, this is not where Freddy's story ends. Right as he was about to meet his end from the flames, he was visited by three dream demons, and was offered nigh-omnipotent power in order to cheat death and continue his streak of vengeance. Of course, Krueger didn't pass up the chance.

Freddy Krueger: I WANT IT ALL!!!!

Wiz: Speaking of which, I've got to go real quick; that student loan debt won't ever pay itself.

Boomstick: Wait- Ohhhh, oh yeah, that time you sold your soul to the Devil! Well, I won't keep you held up, tell him I said hi. And as for you guys, come back soon where we'll be tackling the full episode: Springtrap VS Freddy Krueger!

(Wes Craven's New Nightmare VS Bret Easton Ellis' Lunar Park)

What are your thoughts on this MU? Who are you betting on and who are you rooting for? Just to clarify: It wouldn't be a battle between the two human writers, but between their universes and characters, obviously.