Eric Cartman

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Greetings, folks, and welcome back once more to RFA! Believe me when I say that this episode may just be the best one yet, so brace yourself for some amazing news!

First off, let's discuss my main series. All last three episodes of Part One were either delayed to Part Two (UISBR 2, more to this one later) or turned into bonus episodes (Alastor vs The Creeper, Denji vs Ash Williams). Well, I'm happy to say that you will still be getting to full battles, one in October and one in December. I may occasionally drop some hints here and there (or perhaps I already have), though the proper reveal will only come out a couple days to a week before it's intended release. Trust me when I say what you'll find is far from what you expect.

Second off, DBF Interviews is back! I've already interviewed the amazing Earth, Beeg and Jose since it returned, and I don't plan on stopping there! I'll try to get out one more interview this week-end, and maybe, in the near future, I won't be the only one to host these...

Third off, the UISToC ended... a week ago already, but I didn't have a RFA that week, so I'm not actually late. Technically. Anyways, by that event, Mecha Sonic from SMBZ will join the roster, and nine others will join in too. Who will they be? Well, they'll be revealed next year, but perhaps you'll get a little sneak peek by the end of the year...

Fourth off, Rap Battles! Who doesn't love them? Well, I got some good news regarding mine! All battles are currently doing good progress, including the Minis. I'm pretty confident I'll get one out this month, which I will reveal very soon. See if you can catch any hidden hints by then.

Last but not least, one piece of news I'm very excited to announce. A project which was sadly cancelled not too long ago is officially back, and will release this month! Be aware though, he didn't wanna come out this evening, but he heard someone was talking shit...

Well, that's a wrap! This one is chock-full of huge announcements, and I can't wait to show y'all what I've been cooking once the time comes! I suppose a summer of procrastination precedes a September of motivation, eh? I kinda like that line. I gotta write that down.

Have a great rest of your day!

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin')

SONIC.EXE is singing a part of the drowning music, which aggravates BF to the point he drops his mic.

Boyfriend: FUCK YOU!

Sonic.EXE: Uhhhh

Boyfriend: YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL END YOU!

Beat

Boyfriend: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

Sonic.EXE began to back up before booking it while BF chases him.

Boyfriend: DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!

As the two ran off screen, the sounds of X getting hurt are heard, rings bouncing and a body falling to the ground.

Iscream (Chikn Nuggit Parody Show)

Fwench Fwy sees Slushi getting crushed to by Iscream's chair.

Iscream: Y'know, on second thought... I should have gotten the styrofoam chair..

Fwench Fwy: Iscream, who would sit on a styrofoam chair?

Small beat.

Iscream: Who wouldn't?

Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Lois: I swear, sometimes I feel like I married to a child.

Peter: You better watch who you're a child Lois, because if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A p3d0ph1l3. And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

Peter then leaves the house.

Brian and Stewie (Family Guy)

Brian: Did that do it? Did that restore the past?

Stewie: Well let's check.

Stewie opens up a laptop and searches something up.

Stewie: 9/11.

A search results appears.

Stewie: Up! There it is, we did it Brian! We made 9/11 happened! High five!

The duo began to celebrate before stopping.

Stewie: Wow, that, that probably won't look very good out-of-context.

Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

As Quagmire leaves the Griffin house, a battered Brian walks up to the door.

Brian: Hey.

Quagmire turns his head to painting dog.

Brian: I fucked your dad.

Brian then slam the door closed.

Rinny (Pretty Blood)

Rinny: (I'm a bad girl from the start to the end. Because *smiles* Why not?!)

Wizard (Our Drawings)

Wizard: Stupid puppy, don't you know that dogs are worthless? You're not even real! Give up! You're a fictional drawing inside a psychopath's head!

Wizard: Are you from Ohio or something?

Eric Cartman (South Park)

Cartman: Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!

Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.

Stan: Good call.

Scott Tenorman continues to cry as Cartman licks his tears off the table.

Cartman: Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmmmm yummy! Yummy, you guys! T-t-t-that's all folks!

SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Revenge) vs Gumball (Cartoon Network: Battle Crashers)

Two video game versions of iconic cartoon characters that attack enemies with... weird weapons. Both games are... not that good to say the least.

Rinny vs Eric Cartman

Two short sadistic assholes. That's it. They are a bad influence to their friends to the point they get injuried AND they get away with it! (most of the time)

This probably won’t be made by me until at least Pingu v Morph is done, but here’s something I’ve been thinking of: Strong Bad Vs Eric Cartman. Since both are red-wearing antagonists which would end up the most famous characters of their series. I have an idea for an ost name for one of the instrumentals in this hypothetical fan fiction:

” It Kicks The Can “

The “ It [verb]s the [noun] “ thing is based off on one of the most well-known South Park episode names, “ It Hits The Fan “.

The Kicking the Can bit is based off on Old-Timey Homestar and Strong Bad, alternate reality characters in the Homestar Runner world.

Is this a good instrumental name? Say so in the discussion ig