Enrico Pucci

(Cue Dark Rebirth)

Wiz: The year is 1988, and an evil from the past has risen back up from the sea. Dio Brando, eternal sworn vampiric enemy to the Joestar bloodline, had returned, and along with him came a new idea. An idea of a perfect world, where humanity would finally be able to accept their destiny; the utopia of Heaven.

Boomstick: DIO's plan for this idea was, to say the least, extremely complicated. Something about a bunch of inscribed words, coordinates, and a... Green Baby? ...Eh, wouldn't be the first time this series has done something weird like that.

Wiz: Though, unfortunately for DIO, his plan to Heaven was stopped when the new generation of the Joestar bloodline stood up to him. After a long battle with the Stardust Crusaders, led by Jotaro Kujo and Joseph Joestar, DIO was finally stopped for good when Jotaro made sure to leave nothing to regenerate from.

(Cue Ameno)

Boomstick: On the other hand, everyone's favorite blond dick bag had a failsafe in the form of his disciples. And the most trusted among them was a certain priest with a knack for counting prime numbers: Enrico Pucci! Heh... Pucci sounds like pu-

Wiz: However, before he was the evil priest everyone knows him as, Pucci was simply a young man with bright dreams to one day become a loyal follower of God. He was raised by a wealthy Italian family, so life was going great.

Boomstick: Yeahhhh, unfortunately, that greatness wouldn't last forever. He got hit with some major existential dread, when he became obsessed with the idea of Fate and Destiny. Y'see, his brother had supposedly died right after he was born, and this got Enrico thinkin' about the consequences of everyone's actions and shit. You know, the kind of things you'd expect a JRPG villain to ramble on and on about.

Wiz: This led to Enrico Pucci encountering DIO, who he was caught in the extreme charisma and ideology of. Upon hearing affirmations of his doubts, the Heaven plan convinced Pucci to join with the god-like "man". But soon after... complications arose.

Boomstick: So, Pucci's brother - Domenico - wasn't actually dead at all. A mother had swapped out a deceased infant for the Pucci family's own, still living baby. As you can imagine, this led Pucci to dive even further into his weird existential madness... didn't help that his brother had actually gotten with his sister, Perla! Damn... Sweet Home Alabama!

Wiz: You would know...

Boomstick: Hey! I'll have you know, most of that stuff that's spread around about us rednecks is nothin' but hogwash! A lot of us actually frown upon it.

Wiz: Mhm... well, while I try and deconstruct Boomstick's mind, tune back in soon for Pucci's opponent: Takuto Maruki.

(This is the first round to ever be written by a user, that user in question being DiggerMason)

Luffy, knowing his opponent is super strong, goes into Gear 5th, the Joy Boy. Luffy begins to enhance his size, and stomps onto where Pucci was. Luffy laughs and decreases his size as he thinks he just beat the priest, but the Prison Priest is behind him, and he circles the Straw Hat with speed as fast as Enel's lightning. Pucci finally hits past lightspeed, and he goes straight through Luffy's body

Another win for the Heaven’s! And with the first row of Ragnarok concluded, our next row of fighters will come into play and battle it on, the final confrontation between man and god will continue on Sunday!

THE BATTLE OF TIME!