Wiz: the Joestar Bloodline wasn't always plagued by an undying enemy, but it all started back in the 1800s with Jonathan Joestar and his father George Joestar
Boomstick: while Jonathan was a infant his mother and father got into a carriage accident that killed his mother, and that would have been the end for the Joestars had it not been for the "good hearted Samaritan" Dario Brando
Wiz: Dario originally planned to thieve from the seemingly dead Joestars but when George awoke and saw Dario, he believed that the man had saved him from the wreckage
Boomstick: this one event forever bound the bloodlines together, because after somehow scoring a wife, Dario's son, Dio Brando was born
-{Name: Dio Brando}
-{Height: 6'5"}
-{Weight: 231 lbs}
-{the generational hater}
-{ended up messing up his own son's death battle}
Wiz: after Dio's mother was driven to kill herself by Dario, Dio did what he could to survive on the streets, then Dario, mysteriously got sick and died, leaving Dio a note and telling him to go to the Joestars
Boomstick: and that Dio did, and when he got to the Joestar estate he showed just how much of a evil and conniving devil he'd become by Kicking the good doggo Danny and beginning his plan to emotionally break and torture Johnathan so that he Dio would be the only Heir of the Joestar fortune
Wiz: this involved acts such as beating Jonathan to a pulp, constantly belittling him and stealing erina's first kiss, this last act made Jonathan mad and so he burst through the doors and used his gentlemanly rage to beat Dio
Boomstick: as I said, that beat down isn't gentle but it's what Dio deserved, shame he decided to trap Danny in the furnace so he would die
Wiz: eventually Dio Discovered the Stone mask, and after some testing, he discovered that it'd turn any who wore it and drenched it in blood into-
Boomstick: A VAMPIRE!
Wiz: instead of turning you into a vampire like say Dracula or Alucard-
Boomstick: like the dude we pit Dio up against last time, also I think I still have 99 bottles
Wiz: well even i-
99 bottles: ORA!
Boomstick: aw @##$, uh while I try to fix wiz, you go along and wait until we cover All For One
