boomstick: the city of Paris, home to French people baguettes and....idk the waffle tower?
Wiz: it's the Eiffel tower Boomstick and Paris does have.... superheroes! such as Ladybug and Cat Noir
Boomstick: oh yeah don't they fight Hawk Moth?
Wiz: yes, yes, they do, and they are technically in love with each other and not at the same time its complicated
Boomstick: but what if they knew each other secret identities what if they were in love?! I wrote a whole fanfiction about it!
Wiz: alas it will never happen, as it could and would lead to the creation of a being who would end the world, his name is cat Blanc
Boomstick:.....cat who now?
Wiz: Cat Blanc the akumatised version of cat noir, and the version that knows his father and his lovers identities
Boomstick:...did the makers of miraculous make him to make sure the people don't get their hopes up?
Wiz: maybe but anyways Cat Blanc is Cat noir but much stronger, as his ultimate cataclysm can split the moon in half and reached the moon in seconds, that would be Approximately 670,616,629 miles per hour!
Boomstick: makes sense he can dodge lasers just fine and could fight beings capable of creating city and even world spanning storms!
Wiz: now we must address what Cataclysm does as normally its one and done till he reenergizes it and then he can do it again
Boomstick: there is a joke to make there but I am a better man
Wiz: come back for when the full battle is unleashed!