Cocoa Puffs: You're drinking Nesquick in five seconds with this.

Frosted Flakes: Wasn't Tony complicit in Police Brutality? FF are basically just sweetened Corn Flakes.

Froot Loops: Mid. It's not terrible, but it's not amazing.

Lucky Charms: The ultimate "high highs, low lows" cereal. Very balanced between quality and quantity of marshmallows and regular pieces.

CTC: Shitloads of marketing cash that was well-earned and deserved.