MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"YES! Tis i, King Cohozuna! The legendary King salmonid from the hit game Splatoon 3 for the Nintendo Switch! As you guys may know, we salmonids have invaded the FANDOM profile of the smexy user called Elajios89, and not only that, we also hijacked his Discord Account As well. For the time being, we'll be taking care of this fine account and doing a better job as content moderators than this user will ever be able to be! And don't try to deny our salmonid empire or else you'll get doxxed by our expert salmonid hackers, so expect us to be here for the rest of eternity! (Definitely not until October 31st)''
''That's all for today, better behave or else you'll be going out with the Tide.''
-Sincerely, King Cohozuna
