Timmy Turner and Game Sonic

They beat Mahoraga and that’s really about it

Paul Blart and The Warden

With the power of friendship, they kick these guys' asses

Bill Cipher and Gogeta

IDK

Luke Skywalker and...

Screw it, Paul Atreides. They die horribly unless they can somehow clutch with fate hax

George Costanza and John Coffey

And uh

Yeah they’re dead