I saw a post doing this With DB combatants and wanted to give it a spin for my fight, especially since I can see them having a few conversations like this.

Edward, going over Luz's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Luz: Yes

Edward: Okay... may I know what you create?

Luz: Problems.

Edward: What is your biggest weakness?

Luz: I can be uncooperative.

Edward: Okay, can you give me an example?

Luz: No.

Edward: *Accidentally hits Luz in the face*

Edward: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Edward: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Luz: What’s wrong with you?!

Luz: I turned out perfectly fine!

Edward: Luz, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Luz: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Luz: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Edward's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Edward: You're giving me a sticker?

Luz: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Edward: I'm not a preschooler.

Luz: Fine, I'll take it back

Edward: I earned this, back off!