Epic Rap Battles of History!

Sad Bart Simpson!

Versus!

Mao Zedong!

Begin!

[Verse 1: Mao Zedong]

My name's Mao Zedong and im here to say

I spread the red revolution every day

I'll cut you down like Kai-shek cut the economy

While i distribute money to my workers comradely

I fight for the proletariat

I usually leave people like you to my secretariat

You have bad disses and remind me of Packgod

I haven't heard them yet but you remind me of Packgod

People only like you on Youtube Shorts

So follow your own advice and eat-

[Verse 2: Sad Bart Simpson]

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

Stare at the ceiling as I hold back what's on my mind

Homer asks me how i'm feeling i say i'm just fine

Marge has weird ass hair I'm gonna fucking die

My name's Bart and I'm so sad

Hearing your verses made it worse cause theyre so bad

You are a violent communist

Do any good words rhyme with communist

Facin’ off with Sad Bart, now your smile might drop

This fraud’s red notebook went up for a high cost

But your successor left your ideas outlined with white chalk

Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Chinese Stalin’s time slot

You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is

I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous

Even with a red scare, I still got creepier bars in this fight

So take your Mango cult and leave cause you know you-

[Verse 3: Packgod]

Mango?

That sounds, almost tuff

My apple grandma died while listening to your stuff

Shut yo google chrome chicken bone watch the throne ahh up

i'm gonna leave you all humbled cause we've all had enough, and-

[Verse 4: Kanye West & YE]

Yo, someone say Watch the Throne?

Man, I heard all these flows before

from people who were 10x better at rapping than you

You gotta sit down and let a professional speak

I'm the only one who knows what to do

BURN AND PILLAGE KILL THEM ALL

Like the LeBron of rhyme way i lyrically ball

LIGHT THE CHILDREN ON FIRE AND WATCH THEM SCREAM

Enemies easily crack no methamphetamines

THREE ARE THERE TEAR THEIR THROATS AND GUTS

Man i rap with skill ain't nothing down to luck

YOU SHOULD HAVE AN INTERVIEW ON INFOWARS

Man i love peace never start any wars

Like a lyrical Jekyll & Hyde coming at you with our rhymes know we always rap on time

[Verse 5: H. G. Wells]

Enough!

I've heard your verses and they frankly disgust me!

What?

To rhyme like that i know that you must be

Crazy!

There's only one solution to this musical crime!

I'll get in my machine and go back in Time!

[Verse 1: Mao Zedong]

My name's Mao Zedong and im here to say

I spread the red revolution every day

I'll cut you down like Kai-shek-

[Zedong is crushed by H. G. Wells' time machine]

[Verse 2: H. G. Wells]

Don't you even try to speak to me,

you rhyme like a Banshee

You could've killed the Martians alone with your diseases

I'll end this child rhymer and finish our misery!

Leave this yellow menace with major injuries

As i pull out my gun and-

[Verse 3: Sherlock Holmes]

[Holding Wells' gun] Make him history?

Predictable rhymes for a predictable man

I'm at a higher level not one of you would understand-

[Mao rises and throws the Machine]

[Verse 4: Mao Zedong]

I'm ending this chaos once and for all!

With a finishing blow that will make your skin crawl

Bars more disgusting than a snake's toxin

I'm finishing this battle with the Nuclear option

[Mao presses on a big red button and a nuke drops, exploding everything. Sad music plays over nuclear footage.]

[Verse 5: Kanye West]

What the fuck

Friday nights, foggy streets & Christmas lights / wake me up on saturday