(Note: I wrote this months back, so it ain't the best, and I too lazy to rewrite it)

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the DBF! Take a look around

The MU that brain of yours thought of is likely here

We've got hundreds of battles—some better, some worse

If none of them intrest ya, then write it yourself

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the DBF! Come and read a fight

Want to read Ness VS Frisk or Sans VS Freddy FazBear?

If you can’t find an MU, that you really enjoy

(*Chuckles*)

Just like before, just go ahead and write it yourself

[Verse 3]

Welcome to thе DBF! What would you like to do?

Would you like to make a fair fight or make a fucking stomp fight?

Be happy! Be corny! Be mad your bet lost!

We've got a million different ways to debate

[Verse 4]

Welcome to the DBF! Don’t care for outside

Here’s a basic rule for a debate; here’s a new rule that’s been made

We've got MUs for you, and for other people

You can also read a blog about Creepypastas going to a fucking bible study class together.

[Verse 5]

Welcome to the DBF! Remember your password

'Cause a new troll just fucking made a shit ton of new alt accounts

They are saying racist shit; and they keeps making more

Don't act surprised—you should’ve just expected this shit

[Verse 6]

Read Spawn beheaded, get angered, and debunk it

Show us your favorite MU, tell all the connections for it

Be controversial, write horribly, or give death threats to an admin

Or message wall a Facebook meme; write a s** story and show it off—

Here's some advice for ya, get good fucker

Here's how Steven Universe beats Bill Cipher; he doesn’t really win

Which opponent should I use? Vote on this real quick poll!

Froggy retired from chat because he was killed multiple times

[Chorus]

Could I interest you in an MU, any MU?

Every single MU, you can think of

Mewtwo’s a gif maker, and Zac’s a Pringles logo

Any sort of MU, whenever you want

Could I interest you in an MU, any MU?

Every single MU, you can think of

Kirby’s a proxie, and Hyper’s a commie

Every single MU, you can think of

[Spoken Interlude]

You know, it wasn't always like this

[Bridge]

Not very long ago, just before you joined

Right after the founder left, an adopter came

It was the beginning, this was the place, where you could write

We set our sights and spent our nights writing for you

You, debatable you

You found the fanon wiki, and you just couldn’t leave

And now you just keep on reading all of the battles here

Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!

You, you! Unstoppable bout ideas

Your time is now, time to write a bout

We’ve come so faaaaaaar

And if you were to stay here, who knows what you'll write?

It was always the plan to make a controversal fight

[Break]

(*Laughs*)

[Chorus]

Could I interest you in an MU, any MU?

Every single MU, you can think of

Big’s a purple cat, and Red’s a western dude with guns

Every single MU, you can think of

Could I interest you in an MU, any MU?

Every single MU, you can think of

Sharaku’s not Sans, and Dimentio’s a fucking jester

Any MU every MU any MU every MU

Any MU every MU and

All the match-ups