User blog:Stevethebarbarian/Blatant Rippof of Something I Found Awesome.

Well, I read ParaGoomba's Hunger Games, and found that it was totally awesome. And since I have zero creativity, I have decided to recreate that awesomeness with a random hunger games of my own.

Note: Some random OCs and FCs of mine will be in here. Ignore them.

Second Note: Having read this, I have decided to warn you... it sucks. Continue at your own risk.

The Beginning
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. Pink Ranger runs away from the Cornucopia. Superior Spider Man clutches a first aid kit and runs away. Padme Amidala runs away from the Cornucopia. Alice Masters, James Ryan, and White Ranger work together to get as many supplies as possible. Hulk, Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader start fighting, but Luke Skywalker runs away as Hulk kills Darth Vader. Goku finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Pikachu Libre grabs a jar of fishing bait while Superior Black Widow gets fishing gear. Majin Dee takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. Sailor Moon finds Superior Iron Man hiding in the cornucopia, but Superior Iron Man kills her. Superman grabs a backpack and retreats. Kayne retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia. Luigi pushes Mario off a cliff during a knife fight. Blaze runs away from the Cornucopia. Princess Peach scares Iris away from the cornucopia. Tomata overpowers Mrs. Marvel, killing her.

Well, not much to say here. My favorite FC turns out to be a coward, clutching a first aid kit and running for his life. Too bad he forgot that if his healing factor can't deal with something, a first aid kit aint helping. I'm glad that Alice and James are working together, given that they are partners and all. And god. Hulk fighting Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. Sad to see Vader die so soon, but that's how it goes. Goku needing camping equipment. *Scoffs* I can't imagine good old Kenna Leionas, the Superior Black Widow, working with that attorney-killing scoundrel Pikachu Libre. And freaking Iron Man hiding. At least he got a kill off, although I wish it hadn't been Sailor Moon. And here's my favorite. Mario and Luigi get into a knife fight on a cliff, which Luigi pishes Mario off of. Awesome. And Mrs. Marvel got taken down by Tomata, eh? Too bad. Heh, there was a lot to say.

DEAD: Mrs. Marvel, Darth Vader, Sailor Moon

Day One
Blaze sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Kayne diverts Goku's attention and runs away. Iris receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Alice Masters sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Luigi begs for Padme Amidala to kill him. She refuses, keeping Luigi alive. Superior Iron Man thinks about home. Pink Ranger injures herself. Princess Peach hunts for other tributes. Superior Black Widow diverts Hulk's attention and runs away. Tomata runs away from Pikachu Libre. Majin Dee searches for firewood. Superior Spider Man scares Superman off. James Ryan searches for a water source. Luke Skywalker sprains his ankle while running away from White Ranger.

Well this was great. Poor Luigi is incredibly depressed, having killed his brother in a fit of rage, but pure-hearted Padme won't kill him. The Pink Ranger is a newb. I allways knew it. And Tomata is running from Pikachu Libre. I'm dissapointed in you, a pure-blooded saiyan running from that creep. And my good ol' SSM turned out not to be such a pissant after all. Scaring off freaking Superman. Awesome.

DEAD: None

Night One
Blaze sees a fire, but stays hidden. Pink Ranger stays awake all night. Superior Black Widow thinks about home. Padme Amidala and Tomata run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Goku and Kayne sleep in shifts. James Ryan, White Ranger, and Hulk get into a fight. Hulk triumphantly kills them both. Superior Iron Man strangles Superior Spider Man after engaging in a fist fight. Luigi defeats Iris in a fight, but spares her life. Princess Peach receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Superman lets Luke Skywalker into his shelter. Alice Masters cooks her food before putting her fire out. Pikachu Libre climbs a tree to rest. Majin Dee sets up camp for the night.

Goddamn. I can't belive this. Hulk just killed James Ryan and the White Ranger, and the Superior Iron Man just viciously murdered his best freind. It's Mario Vs Luigi all over again. At least Kenna, Tomata, and Alice are still around to represent my FCs and OCs. Oh, yeah, and Kayne is allied with Goku. If you knew anything about Kayne...

DEAD: James Ryan, White Ranger, Superior Spider Man.

Day Two
Hulk tries to sleep through the entire day. Majin Dee forces Blaze to kill Tomata or Pink Ranger. She decides to kill Pink Ranger. Luigi injures himself. Luke Skywalker attacks Alice Masters, but she manages to escape. Goku scares Iris off. Padme Amidala receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Pikachu Libre fishes. Superman discovers a cave. Kayne is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Superior Iron Man travels to higher ground. Superior Black Widow searches for firewood. Princess Peach travels to higher ground.

Wow. What a party. I am quite dissapointed in Hulk. He should definitely be too angry to sleep all day. Then the ladies have an exiting moment, Majin Dee showing her sadistic side, and our poor, pissantly Power Ranger bites the dust. And Luigi seems to be having a bad time since he killed Mario. And I wonder who is sponsering Padme Amidala. Anikin is dead, so it couldn't be him...

DEAD: Pink Ranger

A fire spreads throughout the arena. Luigi survives. The fire catches up to Majin Dee, killing her. Superior Black Widow falls to the ground, but kicks Hulk hard enough to then push him into the fire. The fire catches up to Alice Masters, killing her. Princess Peach falls to the ground, but kicks Goku hard enough to then push him into the fire. A fireball strikes Kayne, killing him. Pikachu Libre falls to the ground, but kicks Blaze hard enough to then push her into the fire. Luke Skywalker survives. Superior Iron Man falls to the ground, but kicks Iris hard enough to then push her into the fire. Superman kills Tomata in order to utilize a body of water safely. A fireball strikes Padme Amidala, killing her.

Damn. This sucked. Luigi got his first bit of good luck in a long while. Majin Dee died in a fire (?!). Kenna freaking killed the Hulk, who somehow died in a fire. I guess he was too calm from SLEEPING THE ENTIRE DAY to be able to regenerate. And Alice is dead too. I guess it is always the lot of the vampiress to die in the light. And Goku dies in the fire too? Come ''on! ''And to be killed by Peach. Dissapointing. AAARGH!!! Kayne is dead in the fire too. Ah, and Pikachu Libre has claimed another victim. This is getting bad. And Superman kills Tomata. WHY DOES SUPERMAN ALWAYS HAVE TO SOLO DBZ??? WHYYYYYYY??? And Padme is dead too. Wait... no... Iris... NOOO.... THIS ISN'T HAPPENING... THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON!!!! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DEAD: Majin Dee, Hulk, Alice Masters, Goku, Kayne, Blaze, Iris (!), Tomata, Padme Amidala

Night Two
Superior Iron Man thinks about home. Luke Skywalker, Luigi, Princess Peach, Superman, and Superior Black Widow sleep in shifts. Pikachu Libre sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Things are super calm tonight after today's firey bloodbath. The Superior Iron Man is still homesick, and Pikachu Libre is hiding himself. On a more exiting note, literally most of the surviving people are in one alliance.

DEAD: None

The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families. Superior Iron Man decides not to go to The Feast. Luigi decides not to go to The Feast. Superior Black Widow decides not to go to The Feast. Luke Skywalker sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family. Princess Peach decides not to go to The Feast. Superman kills Pikachu Libre with her own weapon.

Well, SIM seems to not be hungry. Might have something to do with Extremis. Luigi probably dosen't want to see anything about his family, after he, you know, killed him. Luke Skywalker has a reason to cry. BOTH OF HIS PARENTS HAVE DIED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS!!!! And finally, finally, Pikachu Libre is dead, at Superman's hands, no less, and with her own weapon. Everybody's favorite Ace Attorney has finally been avenged.

DEAD: Pikachu Libre

Day Three
Luke Skywalker scares Superior Black Widow off. Luigi sets Princess Peach on fire with a molotov. Superior Iron Man hunts for other tributes. Superman sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

C'mon, Kenna, you aren't a coward! You can deal with some measly Chosen One. Oh, and Luigi seems to be experiancing the same insanity that took over him when he killed his brother in a knife fight on a cliff. Poor Peach. She never stood a chance in that dress. Probably not even pure cotton. Oh, and Superman, do you think that that smoke just might be a flaming Princess Toadstool in the distance? No? Ok.

DEAD: Princess Peach

Night Three
Luigi, Superman, Luke Skywalker, and Superior Iron Man tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. Superior Black Widow screams for help.

I bet Luke and Luigi are great at ghost stories, considering how many real ghosts they have both met. Oh, and Kenna... STOP BEING A PISSANT!!!

DEAD: None

Day Four
Luke Skywalker receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Superior Iron Man throws a knife into Luigi's head. Superior Black Widow diverts Superman's attention and runs away.

WHOAH!!! Things just got ''real! ''Luke has explosives, which I guess are the next best thing after a lightsaber. And SIM decided to murder Luigi. I guess his tourtured soul will finally have peace after he murdered Mario and his wife. And Kenna, I can forgive you from running from Superman, so, no hard feelings.

DEAD: Luigi

Night Four
Superman and Luke Skywalker run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Superior Iron Man tends to his wounds. Superior Black Widow unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Ok, ok, makes sense. Superman and Luke seem like the types to like making truces. But then again... GODDAMIT KENNA, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN IDIOT????

DEAD: None. UNTILL KENNA DIES IN THE MORNING!!!

Day Five
Superior Iron Man overhears Luke Skywalker and Superman talking in the distance.

Heh. I wonder if SIM will have the guts to attack a Jedi and a Kryptonian at once. And what became of Kenna? I suppose she just died without mention being made of it. Too bad. She was being a pissant anyway.

DEAD: Superior Black Widow

Night Five
Luke Skywalker attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. Superior Iron Man passes out from exhaustion. Superman questions his sanity.

God. I never thought that the Chosen One, Superman, and the Superior Iron Man would all turn out to be such failiures in the end. Well, I guess as long as SIM is still truckin,' I have a chance to snag one of my FCs the win.

DEAD: None

Day Six
Superman diverts Luke Skywalker's attention and runs away. Superior Iron Man attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

GODDAMIT!!!! YOU CAN SURVIVE PLANET-BUSTING EXPLOSIONS!!!! HOW CAN YOU DIE FALLING FROM A STUPID TREE?!?!?

DEAD: Superior Iron Man

Night Six
Superman poisons Luke Skywalker's drink. He drinks it and dies.

Bastard.

DEAD: Luke Skywalker

Day Seven
The Author intervenes and by kills Superman by beating him with a teddy bear.

Well, sorry. I never was a DC fan.

DEAD: Superman

AND THE WINNER IS....
Nobody. Everybody dies. This originally wasn't meant to suck so much.