User blog:Doombot 0/Deadpool vs lobo



Wiz bounty hunters they are tough and will do anything for money

Boomstick and will do it for ladies like I should

Wiz like Deadpool the mer with the mouth

Boomstick and lobo the badass bounty hunter

Wiz he's boomstick and I'm wiz

Boomstick what he said

Wiz and it's our job to see who wins a death battle

Wiz the person from Canada and a pain

Boomstick his name is Deadpool

Deadpool that's me

Wiz not U

Boomstick HOW does he do that

Deadpool it's a secret and a merc never reveal his secret

Wiz get out

Deadpool ok ok

Wiz his real name is wade Wilson

Boomstick and he had cancer so he went to the moat dangerous place. Weopens X and has a healing factor to make him have no more cancer

Wiz well he still does

Deadpool yeah but I don't feel a thing at all

Boomstick I'm gonna kill him

Deadpool except u can't runs away

Boomstick and under his mask he looks so ugly like Freddy Krueger

Deadpool: except I'm more more cooler

Wiz any media can't stop him from breaking the fourth wall

Deadpool and this can't either I also have teleportation belt and guns and my kitanas I love them all

Boomstick that's it shoots a shotgun

Deadpool runs miss me

Open wide tasky Spiderman : no Deadpool: sometimes u r no fun

Wiz from the planet czar lobo was the last of his kind

Boomstick and became the badass main man I love this guy

Wiz his weopens he use is his shotguns and hook which is czar material

Deadpool I think my weopens are better than this pasty face joke

Boomstick when will U go away

Deadpool after this episode

Wiz lobo also had faced super batman and even deathstroke

Boomstick that why he is the main man

Wiz a.do he had this space hog

Boomstick which had cool rockets

Don't mess with the main man bastich



Boomstick time for a death battle Deadpool: man this guy could be worth a lot

Lobo : hey this guy head would be great for the bounty

Deadpool and lobo sees each other

Lobo : your heads mine

Fight

Deadpool gets out his guns and shoots lobo

Deadpool: Bang bang bang

Lobo ducks for cover

Deadpool: come out u coward

Lobo : no one calls the main man a coward

Deadpool bullets runs out

Deadpool uses his swords

Lobo kicks Deadpool and shoots his head

Deadpool: that hurted

Deadpool keeps punching lobo

Deadpool grabs a giant Rocket and destroyed lobo in pieces

Ko

Boomstick what a match

Wiz yes it was

Deadpool I was superior

Boomstick get out and lobo defeat was a blast

Wiz the winner is Deadpool

Deadpool and don't forget to comment how u like me beating the wolverine rip off

Next time on Dead battle

Heavy breathing from a mask

The dark side is strong