Maggie Simpson vs Magikarp

Description
''The Simpsons vs Pokémon. These two are one of the weakest in their world, but who would win in a fight to the finish? ''

Interlude
Wiz: Every game, movie and TV show has to have someone that just...misses the mark.

Boomstick: This can be because of age, inexperience or just being crap.

Wiz: Like Maggie Simpson, the youngest and baby of the Simpson family.

Boomstick: And Magikarp, that stupid Pokémon that absolutely nobody likes!

Wiz: Just to be clear, this isn't Maggie Simpson vs Magikarp/Gyarados, so Magikarp will NOT be allowed to evolve.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Intermission
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Conclusion
Wiz: The winner is...