BJ Blazkowic vs. Duke Nukem vs. Doomguy

This battle is a What-If Death Battle.

Description
The Revolutionaries of modern FPS! It's Wolfenstein vs. Duke Nukem vs Doom! Rip and tear!!

Interlude
Wiz: First person shooters. There has been a lot of them over the years from Battlefield to Call Of Duty, but before them there were only three.

'''Boomstick: And they were Wolfenstein, Doom, and Duke Nukem 3D. The kick @$$ forefathers of the modern FPS today.'''

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he;s Boomstick. And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

BJ Blazkowic
Wiz: William "BJ" Blazkowic, a man who is either a Cheesehead..

'''Boomstick: Wait what? (laughing)'''

Wiz: ...A man who's either a Wisconsinite or Texan (depending on which game you're playing) and a captain in the US army.

'''Boomstick: But he's no ordinary solider he's a secret agent of the OSA which stands for Office of Secret Actions.. Clever name guys hows about Super Secret Agency of Super Secrets?! '''

Wiz: William or as he's called by his friends "BJ", was born on August 15, 1911, his exploits of thwarting the Nazi war machine by foiling it's special projects and assassinating key members would gain him infamy among the Nazis dubbing him "Terror Billy".

'''Boomstick: Wow, no reason why they lost. They couldn't even come up with a good name. Anyways, BJ would continue to foil Adolph's plans of World domination until finally shooting him in the f***ing face!''' Wiz: However that's not the first time these two met in battle, but BJ was unsuccessful in killing Hitler and made sure the next time they met it would be the last.

'''Boomstick: Now enough backstory let's get to the weapons! BJ has a ton of weapons to choose from, including the standard knife all the way to a Chain gun which is basically just a minigun.'''

Wiz: But that's just from Wolfenstein 3D Boomstick, in Return to Castle Wolfenstein BJ upgraded his arsenal to include Grenades, a sniper rifle, a Sten machine gun, an MG 42, the Venom gun, and much more.

'''Boomstick: Yes! More destruction! Kill them all! Ha Ha Ha HA! ''' Wiz: However just like any other man, BJ has his limits.

'''Boomstick: He may think he's Rambo but he can't soak up as many bullets. If he gets too many bullets shot at him or a perfectly placed shot from a sniper rifle and BJ is down and out.'''

Wiz: But for some reason being a vegtiable for 14 years has no drastic effect on him.

'''Boomstick: *cough* RIPOFF! *cough*'''

Duke Nukem
Wiz: Humanity through out the years as often asked it self one question. Are we alone in the universe? Boomstick: Well if you ever seen a sci fi movie then you know that answers no. Same goes to the wonderful world of Duke Nukem.

Wiz: Little is known about Duke's early life but he do know he had joined the army and had served under General Graves as part of the US peacekeeping force in Beirut during the Lebanese Civil War.

'''Boomstick: Then he left and did nothing I guess. '''

Wiz: Once again little is known of Duke's life after the army and before he was hired by the CIA to stop the evil Dr. Proton from taking over the world.

Boomstick: Basically Kano before he went half terminator eye and half human phase. Wiz: No. Well actually, he does kinda look like him.. Okay, basically Proton was an evil scientist who was originally good but went bad, yada yada Duke killed him the end.

Boomstick: Then just like any sane man would do, he would later write an autobiography about why he's so great and I can't disagree.

Wiz: Alright... Uh while talking about his autobiography, he was suddenly abducted by Aliens! The Alien race known as Rigelatins, had seen Duke as a threat and decided to take care of him on their own planet to get him out of the way from their plot to take over the world.

'''Boomstick: Which was a really dumb thing to do as Duke kick their a$$es and once again saved the earth. But then after getting back some new aliens have decided to take over the earth.'''

Wiz: And so the cycle repeated itself again, and again, and again, and again until Duke Nukem Forever killed the franchise.

'''Boomstick: WIZ! (pulls out shotgun) WE NEVER SPEAK IT'S UNHOLY NAME!'''

Wiz: Okay! Okay! God!! I sorry!

'''Boomstick: Now lets talk about Duke's arsenal, oh god his arsenal. Duke's first weapon is a pistol it's his weakest weapon and he only uses it when his other weapons ammo are low.'''

Wiz: Duke also has a melee attack which is just his foot.

Boomstick: His mighty foot! Wiz: Yeah... Anyways, Duke also welds a shotgun, a chaingun, a pipe bomb, and so much more.

'''Boomstick: Duke also has some alien weapons like the shrinker which allows Duke to shrink his enemies to the size of an ant and crush them! Now only if it were real.'''

Wiz: He can freeze enemies with a freeze ray and shatter them with a kick or a blast from any other gun.

Boomstick: Duke doesn't just have weapons, Duke has some powerups to help distract enemies like the holo duke, a hologram version of Duke which easily fools enemies.