Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26516708-20161223013858

Basically it goes like this.

British narrator dude describes the ecology of a user here, you give the user a scientific name, habits, feeding, territory, predators or prey, and so forth. You have to make it believable, but humorous at the same time.

In the volcanic marshlands, one species is uniquely adapted to the area. This is a common char on the prowl (pyrosaurus tempelis.) This archosaur is omnivorous with a preference to meat, and here he is on the hunt, lurking near the bushes, his tail passing off as an ember on a fireproof tree. Alas, he's spotted a potential meal, the wild Dart (Strix Argos.) He lunges, catching it like how a cephalohomo sapiens can catch a woman. He fails however, but finds an unwary JOG (piscisaurus periergo.) a success, and the char has found his meal for the day. The char's adaptations include hollow fangs to inject fire or venom, a perpetual case of halitosis, and camouflage to avoid predators. 