User blog comment:Pikells/Ask Pik/@comment-26516708-20160808011025/@comment-28656244-20160808021601

Arrh! Feast your eyes Look into the mirror, arrh, it never lies! You're a pirate! Can't you see that this is no disguise? You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!

Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory Trust your eyes! Arrh! The mirror never lies! Arrh!

How can this be? I faintly recall swinging tree to tree! Now I see a pirate that's in front of me! With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!

The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory Trust my eye! The mirror never lies!

The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory Trust your eye! Arrh! The mirror never lies! The mirror never lies...