User blog:MMYP999/Meet the hosts!

So, as the title implies, I would like to make a series of profiles for the hosts of my fanon Death Battles. I don't exactly plan on making them into DB combatants, so this seemed like the next best thing.

I'll simply give each character his or her own section of the page to make their own little introduction to the world.

(Quick note: All character designs shown are NOT final.)

Nova ArchardHost_Nova.PNG
Aw sweet, I get to go first! I suppose that's only natural since I am the leader of this little operation, despite any protests you may hear from my fellow party members. I know they plan to upstage me. It's only a matter of time...

I guess you guys might want to hear a little backstory on said operation, eh? Simply put, I'm part of what many of you would consider to be a small, yet succesful guild of mercenaries. You see, Wiz and Boomstick sure have worked hard Death Battle over the years but they simply had no way to stop working on their beloved show! So naturally, these two overworked, overbearing, and downright needy souls desired nothing more than to hire us to replace them!

But enough of those losers, I know you're all here to learn about yours truly! I'm a girl with high standards, so you can expect nothing but the best from me. As the resident genius of the party, it's my job to keep my subordinates in check and dedicate my time to the pursuit of SCIENCE! And by that I mean we really need to make some money. I'm sure you may have heard my "friends" call me a wasteful spender, but I must assure you all my purchases were for a noble cause! When else can you say you just bought a microwave oven that plays Super Nintendo games?! Or a blender with a built in Pong minigame? They might stink up the place after about 5 minutes of use, but it's still awesome either way! I know what you guys are thinking right now, but my behavior is not wasteful at all! Just thriftless.

Oh and guess what, we can all fight too! I carry a snazzy metal pole with me wherever I go! It's great for banging people over the head! (You guys are immature as all hell if you laughed at that.) That's a pretty cool weapon to begin with, but its a little stale for my standards. That's why I rigged it to produce explosions on impact with the press of a button! It's even got a built in flamethrower, an electric charge with many different applications, and it can shoot laser beams! Not enough explosions for ya? I agree entirely! That's why I like to use my creation to play grenade baseball, scoring homeruns on people's faces all the time!

But wait, there's more! I'm also the greatest cook this guild has ever seen! Don't let my gagging "friends" fool you, my masterpieces are absolutely delicious! And in the pursuit of science, I always like to experiment with my latest dish... As such, before I allow you to savor my creations, you must be given this form to fill out. You simply need to inform me of any side effects that come as a result of the food's consumption! Don't you worry now, I'm 98.6% sure it won't end up killing you! I'll know damn well if you don't eat it, so you'd better scoop up every last bite.

Theodore... Host_Theodore.PNG
First an formeost, I must ask that you never remove my mask under any circumstances...

'''Why am I the only one without a last name here? I shall pay it no mind, as a true paragon of righteousness and chivalry always should. You may refer to me as either Theodore or Theo, good sirs or madams. I'm sure many of you might have guessed it already, but I am the main character of this story! DO NOT let my allies convince you otherwise!'''

'''But alas, like the gentleman I strive to become, I must show restraint. That dear freinds, is one of the many marks of a true hero. Just like the many heroic figures I have come to idolize so much... Now I must also clear up a small misconception my friends seem to have been spreading around. I... am NOT a butler, but rather a dutiful servant of the law, and a gentleman above all else! (By that I DO NOT mean the Shin Megami Tensei variant of Law. THAT is a disgrace to all truy lawful figures in the world!)'''

'''Sure, I may be the only member of the party that can truly appreciate and make use of the culinary arts, but that is only out of pure necessity. (With all due respect, the rest of my party... sucks at cooking for one conveluted reason or another.) Though I must confess, I can make a DIVINE set of tea in only 2.3 minutes flat! No matter what a certain caffeine fueled plebian may tell you, tea is truly the drink of the gods! Yes, I may fulfill my partner's wishes without a hint of hesitation, answer the beck and call of proper hygiene whenever possible, and dress with the utmost style on a daily basis, but I assure you none of that means anything!'''

'''What do you mean I sound like a loud mouthed ham at the moment?! I do not know what you are talking about! (All right, what else does this script entail... excuse me?) Okay, there seems to have been a grave misunderstanding in this script once again! I must say, I have a rather perfect sense of direction! Granted, I originally met the rest of the party because I seem to have taken a... couple of wrong turns to end up at the train station, but that was only in the pursuit of a villain... I blame Takumi for everything.'''

'''Ah, but a proper gentleman must be skilled in the art of kombat as well! I carry a graceful compact scythe by my side at all times, easy stored in in my coat pocket for swift access! And how do make such an iconic weapon even cooler than it already is? You simply add MORE blades to the device! After all, you can never have too many weapons to your name. That is why I carry an endless supply of firearms as well! Versatility is a man's best friend on the battlefield, and the ever so trusty revolver is the perfect tool for such. ...They may only carry about six shots each, but they also double as useful bludgeoning tools once they run out of bullets! That is why I view throwing one's empty firearms at a foe as an excellent combat strategy! But a gentleman must always refrain himself from abusing his ultimate weapon, which happens to be a special pocket watch in my case. With it, I can manipulate the flow of time... But it simply would not be just to abuse its powers, now would it?'''

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''It is about time you allowed your superior to speak on her own behalf. I was known as the Alternate Life and Intelligence Creation Extraordinare upon my creation, but my allies have prompted to call me Alice instead. Surprise surprise, I'm actually an android. No I'm not a cyborg, there's a clear difference. After all, cyborgs were originally inferior squishies before becoming the 2nd class works of art they are today.''

Luther Fleurir
'Why yes, my last name IS a flower. I suppose it does befit my status as a wandering heartbreaker.'

Rena Sobel
You guys are pretty mean, making me go last!