User blog:Christianthepupbot/DBX-Jimmy Rex vs Hipper Wario

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(TFW you tried to do this on the actual DBX Wiki but then you got scared that a lot of people wouldn't get the "joke")

''If you're feeling disappointed by this wiki and it's shitposting, you've come to the right place. ''

It's time for two legends among the Death Battle Fanon Wiki to clash for the first and last time.

IT'S TIME FOR SHITPOSTING VS WANKING.

Pre-Here We Go
A man wearing purple with a cane steps out from darkness and looks at a giant ship with two cages on it.

???: Are they still sleeping?

Guard: Yes, and they show no signs of waking up anytime soon.

???: Good. Hang up the posters around town. I'll be on the ship if you need me.

Guard: Wait. Boss.

???: What?

Guard: Is what we're doing right?

The man holds the guard's shoulder.

???: It's not right, or safe, but it's going to make me rich. And besides, no universes are going to be harmed. That's what the shield is formed. Now, the posters, hang them up around or you're fired. Later.

ONE DAY LATER

A canyon is shown with a forcefield around it. In one of the walls the canyon, there is a theater with users in it. On the stage is two users with swords pointing them at each other dramatically

'''Char (Imitating Jimmy1999): Thee cannot has't yond mistress. The lady is mineth and mineth high-lone.'''

''Bang (Imitating Foote): Inc'rrect thee fooleth. The lady is the loveth of mine own life. I shalt square f'r h'r. ''

A man wearing purple takes a cane-hook and pulls the two off stage.

Chris: Alright Shakespeares, we're not here for a Romeo and Juliet. Hello, audience. It's nice to see this many users here for this *cough*-stupidly-*cough*-perfectly set show. Now, the topic of today.

The curtain is raised. It displays a sleeping dinosaur and superhero.

Chris: Memes. Some love them. Some hate them. Some shitpost with them. Some want to get rid of them.

Christian whispers under his breath.

And some want to use them.

Chris: Anyway, today, everyone is going to be going to be happy with this fight, love or hate. Today is the clash of titans, and you get to see it as long as you place your bets.

People place their bets on either one. Christian collects the bets. He's made a total of $100'000 off of the fight.

Chris: Alright, it's time for a fight. Thank you for your bets. Without further ado.

The pupbot holds his microphone.

WAKE UP YOU TWO 

The two slowly get up.

''Hipper Wario: What happened last night. Did I get too drunk again? I hope I don't need to rap battle against that dude with dogs and big forehead again.   ''

'''Jimmy Rex: What am I doing in this canyon? And who's that guy?'''

'Both of you have something in common. One of you is the god of shitposting on this wiki. The other is a god of wanking on this wiki. And both of you are super powerful. But now it's time we find out which one of you is more powerful. It's time for a fight to the death. It's time for one of you to end. '

'''JR: But I'm too confused to fight. '''

''HW: And I'm super dirty. I need a shower. ''

'*SIGH* Jimmy, Hipper said he hates JoJo. And Hipper, Jimmy said he hates Batman. '

Both: IT'S ON!

Jimmy Roars well HW flexes his knuckles.

It's time for the fight of all fights. It's time for a disappointment. *Smack* OKAY! OKAY! I mean..nevermind, I don't know what I mean. Let's just get what you were waiting for...

HERE WE GO!!!
JK it's a cliffhanger. Wait until later today for the fight.