Talk:Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson/@comment-31082993-20180905124636

I think this would be a good battle and one I might be interested in writing a version of.

Homer does have that extra thick layer of fluid around his brain that makes him resilient. But that was under boxing rules. He's generally shown to be in very poor athletic shape and unco-ordinated, and despite some feats of lifting strength, his blows don't often seem to do much damage. I mean he literally wasn't able to hurt a fly in that boxing episode and was pretty evenly matched against Smithers.

Hank is his polar opposite. Since KOTH is a lot less surreal and more grounded, Hank doesn't have any superhuman abilities like Homer. However, he is generally seen to be a lot better shape. He was once considered to be a great state level college football running back. He is also a lot smarter, and would probably be able to take advantage of Homer's poor agility and co-ordination.

It would be a very close one because of their contrasting skills and weaknesses, but I'm just about siding with Hank.