The Heavy vs Yang

It’s Team Fortress 2 vs RWBY, which badass hitter will win a DEATH BATTLE!

 

Wiz: in a team there are many diverse team mates that make the group unique and colorful

Boomstick: and today we are focusing on the team mates with the most strength out of their group

Wiz: like Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous, heavy hitting huntress from RWBY

Boomstick: and The Heavy Weapons Guy, Bear wrestling, minigun wielding Russian from Team Fortress 2,  He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick

Wiz: and for the sake of fairness we will limit the Heavy’s arsenal

Wiz: and it’s our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

 

Heavy Analysis:

Wiz: Mikhail, or misha for short, helped his family escape from their captors single handedly, after his dad died from their captors, then hid in a remote cabin in Siberia with his three sisters,. his mom, and…

Boomstick: the best member of all his minigun, Sasha, what a beautiful for a gun

Wiz:.., ok, let's talk about his primary weapon, his minigun, A.K.A. Sasha, the minigun does a lot of damage up close but from afar not so much

Boomstick: and she fires 200 dollar custom dual cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute,

Boomstick: *stares into space with mouth drooling*

Boomstick: UHHHHH, anyway the Heavy also has a powerful shotgun, being powerful enough to take down robots and obliterate sentry guns, but has bad range as well and is best used up close

Wiz:  the Heavy also has 300 health, which is the most health out of all his teammates, and he is the strongest class because he can wrestle a bear single handedly that is twice his size from Siberia and kill it with no weapons, effortlessly carries a mini gun that weighs 330 pounds daily, can punch other mercenaries to death with three to four punches, and can punch sentry guns and robots to death.

Wiz: but… He is the slowest class and that's his real weakness, so he’s a magnet for spies and snipers.

Boomstick: But he’s also a tank, he can take a multitude of stabbings and bullets, and take explosions if he has enough health

Wiz: The Heavy also has his holiday punch which are mittens that make you laugh for a few seconds and the target will be completely immobilized

Boomstick: and he also has magic hands, he can use the show down taunt which can insta kill the target if they are unlucky enough to be in the way of the taunt

Wiz: but The Heavy can be hot headed and can be serious

Boomstick: but even though he can eat a lot lead he still has a limit and that 300 health can be taken down instantly

Broomstick: but if you piss the mini gun wielding Siberian bear YOU ARE DEAD, not big surprise

* Heavy mowing down the BLU team with his gun*

 

Yang Analysis:

Watch Yang vs Tifa for a Yang analysis

 

Wiz: The combatants are set let’s end this debate once and for all…

Boomstick: It's item for a DEATH BATTLE!

 

Death Battle!

Team RWBY are in the gravel pits trying to sneak around and not get killed.

 

Ruby: Alright we are almost to the base,... What are we doing again?

 

Wiess: UGH, we are trying to get the RED team’s intelligence because it has very important information that could be dangerous to us all!

 

Blake: Quiet, we don’t want to get caught by the mercenaries

 

Yang; pfft, they should be easy anyways

 

Weiss: don’t get too cocky

 

After the BLU team was killed by RED team they all went into the base to celebrate

 

Spy: GENTLEMEN, Fantastic work!

 

Soldier: You done me proud Maggots

 

Scout: Yeah that was too easy, *drinks some mad milk*

 

Engineer: ah we sure showed them *Drinks some beer and plays his guitar*

 

Demoman: Ahsdjduebbedubddicksnsosbdgceodnb* continues to drink his scrumpy*

 

Medic: uh Demo, you might want to stop, you don’t want to get alcohol poisoning *takes the scrumpy*

 

Demo man: *pulls out his eyelander* I’m gonna beat you so hard you’re gonna have a twitch

 

Demo man begins chasing the Medic, and Medic hides behind Heavy

 

Heavy: NO *punches Demo Man in the face.

 

The rest of the team laughed at Demo and gave Heavy props

 

Sniper: *scoffs at Demo Man* wanker

 

Pyro:MHmHmHm

 

Meanwhile, Team RWBY is in the intelligence room

 

Yang: their it is

 

Yang then grabs then intelligence

 

Wiess, Ruby, Blake: NO

 

The alarm goes off and the Administrator said the enemy team has taken our intelligence

 

Ruby: me, Wiess and Blake will hold off the mercenaries just guard the case

 

Yang: Alright this should be easy

 

Spy: Heavy go to the intelligence room, one person is still in the room look on the camera feed

 

Heavy: Ok, I will crush little baby

 

Heavy rushes to the room and sees Yang by the intelligence

 

Heavy: Listen little girl just give me the case and I will not kill you

 

Yang: pfft, you can’t kill me

 

Heavy: you remind me of me and STUPID Scout

 

Yang: you’ll have to take this from me first

 

Heavy: Fine,, let us fight Man vs little baby

 

Fight!

Heavy and Yang charge at each other Yang and Heavy lock fist but Heavy throws her across the room, Yang then formed her ember celica

 

Heavy: look at you with your little baby guns

 

Yang begins shooting at Heavy, but he takes cover and takes out his shotgun and begins firing at Yang, Yang dodges the shots and punches Heavy in the face, Heavy then retaliated with an uppercut and shoots at Yang but he misses.

 

Yang: Ha, can’t even hit me

 

Heavy: Why do these sick people keep sending babies to fight me

 

Heavy revs up Sasha and begins to fire at Yang, she get shot but it only scaved her arm

Yang then shot Heavy three times but, but Heavy powered through it and charged at Yang, Heavy threw a punch but Yang caught it, and Yang tried to punch him but he caught her punch as well, Yang then Shot her ember celica and launched herself and Heavy across the room

 

Heavy: I will take you down

 

Heavy reved up Sasha and began firing again at Yang, but she grabbed Heavy and threw him into a wall, Heavy then put Yang into a headlock, grabbed her by the hair, and slammed her into the floor. Heavy then saw he had pulled out a little of her hair

 

Yang: YOU MONSTER!!

 

Yang hair began to glow and her eyes turned red. Heavy then threw two punches and uppercutted her, Yang then punched Heavy multiple times and shot him with a explosive shotgun shell, Heavy was very wounded and attempted to shoot at Yang with Sasha but Yang took Sasha from and snapped it in two then punched him into the floor. Heavy thought he was finished but then he remembered he had his Sandvich Heavy used all his strength to lift his Sandvich into his mouth, he chewed it and he was in tip top condition

 

Yang: How are you still alive, I guess I'll have to end you

 

Heavy: I promise you pain with no end, YOU ARE DEAD

 

Heavy slipped on his holiday punch and Yang charged at him, Heavy than charged too and gave her a strong punch to the face, Yang then started laughing uncontrollably and Heavy put his hand into the shape of a gun and used his showdown taunt on her, Yang then fell to the ground instantly, her hair turned back to normal and her eyes changed back to normal.

 

Heavy: YOU ARE DEAD, not big surprise

 

Heavy takes the intelligence and steps on the battlefield, the rest of team RWBY is defending against the RED team, Heavy then punches all three of them and they are paralyzed with laughter, Heavy then throw the three girls into a cell.

 

Ruby: Where's Yang

 

Heavy: the blonde baby

 

Ruby: Yes is she ok

 

Heavy: She is dead

 

Ruby: NO!

 

The rest of team RWBY weeps for the lost of Yang, then Heavy hands Soldier the intelligence

 

Soldier: You done me proud boy!

 

Engineer: good job partner

 

Scout: thanks for defending the case pally

 

Spy: Heavy thank you

 

Demo: If I wasn’t the man I was I would kiss you*in a drunken voice*

 

Medic: Haha, good job

 

Sniper: good job mate

 

Pyro: HMHMhMhM

 

Heavy: thank you

 

Heavy then walks to the cell where Team RWBY is being held, Heavy brings food for them

 

Heavy: I am sorry,

 

Heavy gives Ruby a lock of Yang’s hair and walks away, and cries a little for separating them from their beloved team mate

K.O.

Alternate Ending

Heavy ate his Sandvich and got his shotgun then charged at shooting his bullets, Yang began to start shooting too, there was bullet marks and shotgun shells everywhere, but then they both ran out of ammo and Heavy did not have time to reload so he slipped on his holiday punch and charged at Yang, Yang reloaded just in time and shot a multitude of bullets at Heavy, BOOM

Heavy then had red all over his body, he didn’t struggle but he cried, for that he failed his team and his family, then Yang finished him off with a bullet to the head.

 

Yang: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY HAIR!

 

Yang took the intelligence and ran out the room on the battlefield to help her team fight the rest of RED team.

K.O.

 

Results:

Boomstick: aw man, that was so sad *cries a little*

Wiz: That was a close match but Heavy came out on top because of his Arsenal and he was more strategic on how to use his weapons

Boomstick: yeah even though Yang had advantages in agility, speed, and durability, she couldn't keep up with Heavy’s natural strength, but the semblance put all that strength against him

Wiz: but the Heavy’s Sandvich can heal his wounds and his strategy of using his holiday punch/ showdown combo helped him win the match, but without that Yang has a higher chance of winning.

Boomstick: Well Yang just got Holiday Punched into heaven

Wiz: The winner is: The Heavy Weapons Guy

Alternate Results:

Boomstick: Well we should probably do what Yang said or we might end up like Heavy

Wiz: Even though Heavy was naturally stronger and had more weaponry to his disposal, Yang was more durable, agile, faster, and her semblance can turn all his strength against him

 

Boomstick: and his Sandvich could heal his wounds but the holiday punch is a melee weapon meaning he has to get up close to use it

Wiz: and that was his downfall Heavy is very slow and using a melee on someone who has a gun gauntlets, that's a bit of problem, he can even be as stubborn and cocky as she is so that’s a bit of problem and being slower was his real downfall

Boomstick: Heavy just couldn’t Yang in there

Wiz: the winner is: Yang Xiao Long

 

Next time on Death Battle!

A man draws a sword with a long, red fiery blade and two smaller ones, then a man with Glowing, white eyes emerges from the darkness and draws a pickaxe.