User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-26814804-20160503230211

Name: STEVETHEBARBARIAN READ THE PROFILE NAME NEWBEH!

Age: Like, 2432 seconds squared cubed, divided by 120000 times 2. Approximately.

Gender: Male

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JoJo: JoJo

If the meme is too strong, what do you do: Just drink more Mountain Dew to absorb it.

If Mr. Crabs aims a gun at you, how do you prepare your anus: Drink a bottle of wEEd.

JoJo: JoJo

Personality: I'm a genius, coupleofaire, playboy (sorta), philathropist. Also, I'm dank AF. However, I don't think I'm dank AGA or dank AA.

Appearence: I am literally wearing a mask. I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Medical History: I got cancer when I joined the Undertale fandom, but then I got used to it.

JoJo: JoJo

JoJo: JoJo

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she kill the president? What he does is he takes the clock, throws it through the window, the anthrax explodes, and then the president has to run away. But then he runs into the script for Bowser vs. Ganon and gets distracted, so the giant steps on him.

The end.

JoJo: JoJo.

'''I know I'm late, I don't freaking care. Accept or not, I wrote the damn thing anyway.'''