Seymour Skinner

Seymour Skinner is a secondary character in the animated sitcom The Simpsons. He is the principal of Springfield Elementary School.

Death battle info

 * Age: Forty, according to several episodes.
 * Occupation: School principal, formerly soldier in the United States military.
 * Skinner lived as a 'street punk' up until his early twenties when he was drafted into the army, and subsequently became a principal upon returning home.

abilities and weapons

 * Shrimp on a stick
 * Switchblade
 * Axe
 * Nibbles the hamster (could possibly call for assistance)

Feats

 * Survived fighting in the Vietnam War, despite having a careless attitude towards his own safety.
 * Literally walked across a river whilst in pursuit of Bart Simpson.
 * Committed many petty crimes in his youth, only being brought to justice after crashing into a judge.
 * Killed Groundskeeper Willie with an axe blow to the back.

Weaknesses

 * Is severely allergic to peanuts.
 * His generally mild demeanour might make him a poor fighter.
 * Has suffered from nervous breakdowns and frothing of the mouth when put under severe scrutiny or pressure.

failures

 * Was once beaten up and trapped inside a sack used for holding dodgeballs by his own students.