Jason Voorhees Vs Creepypastas

This is a what-if Deathbattle created by Stevethebarbarian, pitting Jason Voorhees from the Friday the Thirteenth series against Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, the Rake, Eyeless Jack, and Laughing Jack.

Description
''Friday the Thirteenth Vs Creepypasta! Will Jason prevail over the mob of killers, or will he join his mother in Hell?''

Interlude
Wiz: Killers.

'''Boomstick: They haut our dreams and stalk our... internet pages.'''

Today, we will pit some of the most memorable internet-spawned horrors against Jason, the killer that made the Slasher genre.

He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to see who would win, a DeathBattle.

Slenderman
Note: As there are dozens, no hundreds of conflicting reports on exactly what Slender can do, I will be taking his info directly from the Slenderman Wiki, which I assume is a reliable source.

Slenderman...

'''The grandaddy of all Creepypastas. He has games, fan films, official mythos, god, why is this guy so popular?'''

Slender, as he is often called, has some pretty obvious abilities we can see in his games. He can teleport, and he can instantly kill you if you look him in the eye for too long.

I have a question Wiz.

Yes, Boomstick?

What eye?

Uuummm... if you look him in the head for too long.

Thanks.

Anyway, he can also use his tendrils to accelerate his movement when he isn't teleporting, which is rare, or to attack his foes.

He can mind-control certain enemies, or cause them to go insane.

He can camoflauge himself, easily blending in to the invironment, but can do nothing to change his freakish hight.

'Oh, and this is where it gets creepy. ''Slenderman can also perfectly mimic the voice of anyone, easily tricking people into coming near him. He can also giggle like a child. Wiz, I think I'm rooting for Jason.'''

I see. Well, he can also control fire, although this has mostly only been used to destroy witnesses, and not the person he is actually attacking.

'''And one more thing. HE CAN CHANGE THE TIME OF DAY! '''

And the weather. Slenderman often adds fog to an area to decrease visibility.

'''Uuugh I hate this guy! Next!'''

Jeff the Killer
Jeff the killer was originally just a kid. His name...

'''Jeff. What did you expect?'''

Jeff was a poor kid, allways bullied, picked on...

Like you?

No. Nothing like me.

What, you mean the kids bullying you didn't pour gasoline on your face and try to kill your friend?

Yeah. Pretty much.

Yeah, long story short, Jeff got scarred, went insane, lost his eyelids, killed his parents, and then killed a lot of other people.

Jeff the killer isn't your average psycopathic serial killer though. He actually sneaks into your house when you are sleeping, crawls onto your bed, raises his kitchen knife, and says...

'''Don't say it. '''

Huh?

'''Don't. Say. It. I won't be able to sleep for a month. '''

Um... ok. Well, he says something along the lines of... get some rest, I guess?

'''Yeah. Go to sleep... Urgh... I even scared myself.'''

Right. He says... that... and then stabs you through the heart, before ecscaping and evading the police. His only weakness...

'''The very thing that made him who he is today... fire.'''

Well, that's only specualtion. Anyway, Jeff has a pretty impressive healing factor, and has survived plenty of bullet and knife wounds, but that is where the fire comes in.

'''According to some sources, Jeff can't heal burns, which would explain... you know... his hideous burns.'''

Jeff is apperantly very skilled with a knife, and is unarguably extremely stealthy.

'''You really don't want to mess with this guy. Ugh... next!'''

The Rake
Very little is known about the strange creature known as the Rake.

'''Mostly because almost no one has encountered him and lived, and most who have lived... kill themselves.'''

Well, lots of them. The most comprehensive story about the Rake comes from a woman in 2006. One day, she was woken up by a noise from her bedroom.

'''Figuring that it was her husband up and about, she did exactly what any of my former wives would have done. She stole the covers. Waking up her husband, still in bed. Ugh.'''

The woman was suprised that he wasn't up, and her husband was suprised that the Rake was at the foot of their bed.

'''The lady figured "I had better take care of this, it looks hurt!" God. Some women. If I was that guy I would have shotgunned it so fast...'''

The Rake jumped up in her husbands face and sat there for a few seconds before rushing to the children's room. The parents rushed in only to find their daughter mortally wounded, and the Rake gone.

'''That husband did just as he should have, and rushed her to the hospital. Unfortunately, he was stupid enough to drive into a lake and killed them both. Oops.'''

The woman, from then on, left a tape-recorder on her nightstand on all night, for the rest of her life. It turned out, the Rake visited her again, possibly more than once, without ever waking her up.

'''Oh, god. I am so glad that I have a Super Shotgun for a leg. At least I have a weapon to fight a demon like it... speaking of that, what can it actually ''do? '

There isn't much to say about the rake, as far as it's abilities are concerned. He is extremely quick and stealthy, and has, just like most Creepypastas and Slasher villains, the ability to evidently teleport.

He can deal mortal injuries to someone in just a matter of moments.

And the worst part is... he dosen't even have to.

'''Yep. This thing is so terrifying that you go insane just by looking at it, and it's eyes will haunt you... forever. Ugh. Next!'''