Deadpool vs Felix

Description
''Weapons Experts and skilled warriors who might just be insane. Will the Merc with a Mouth be able to take down the ultimate betrayer of the war on Chorus?''

Interlude
Wiz: A person with no sanity is a dangerous thing but if there's one thing worse than that...

Boomstick: It's a insane person who kills and is one of the most dangerous people ever known.

Wiz: Deadpool the merc with a mouth

'''Boomstick: And Felix the betrayer of the Reds and Blues. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick'''

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Deadpool
'''Boomstick: God Damit Wiz! How many times does this guy come back'''

Wiz: Don't worry Boomstick, if he does come back, we have the tools we need.

Deadpool: If you talking about that Eraser again, you are sadly mistaken

Boomstick: WIZ!

Wiz: Don't worry, he wont … where is it

Deadpool: I told you

'''Boomstick: Just ignore him. Wade Wilson was a man who dreamed of being a super hero until he was diagnose with cancer. He was transferred to the Weapon X program which gave him enhanced healing abilities and superhuman reflexes.'''

Deadpool: Just going to blaze through my intro just like that huh

'''Boomstick: We're to lazy. If you want a better review, go watch a different episode.'''

''Wiz: Deadpool started becoming a mercenary and do basically what ever he wanted. Boomstick, I'm looking for something, can do this run-down.''

'''Boomstick: Uhh yeah Sure. Deadpool has been part of the X-Force, Astonishing Avengers, and the great lake Avengers, he wields two pistols, a lot of swords, and some hammers'''

Deadpool: You forgot my other weapons including: Sais, Machineguns, Sub-Machine, shotguns, Flash bang grenades, Frag grenades, Bear Traps, Landmines, Bows and arrows, and disintegration beams.

'''Boomstick: When will you have time to get all this stuff out. Anyway deadpool's fought several hydra agents, fought the red hulk, survived an a building being dropped on him, has murdered the entire Marvel Universe, Survived an attack from black panther and murdered the Marvel Universe again. He even murdered the entire the writers of this comic.'''

Deadpool: That's right and if you ever bring me in on my birthday again...

Wiz: Found it.

'Deadpool: That's impossible. I stole the eraser. '

A mouse appears of screen and right-clicks Deadpool. As it hovers over the cut button.

'Deadpool: No! God Damit. I can't be cut you can't...'

Boomstick: He's gone.

''Wiz: Yes he is. Lets move on to Felix''

Felix
''Wiz: Isaac Gates was a bounty hunter for the law in the big city. ''

'''Boomstick: He and his co-hunters Locus and Siris collected trouble makers, and delivered them to the Officials. However they got into a bind and they had to start going a bit grander.'''

Wiz: Since then, they were recruited by the Space Pirates to build up heat between the two factions on a planet called Chorus.

'''Boomstick: He has ways of fighting and killing his opponents with his amount of weapons. He has throwing knives which he can effortlessly throw fast enough to pierce Titanium, an M395 Designated Marksman Rifle, an M6H Personal Defense Weapon System (Basically a space pistol), and an M363 Remote Projectile Detonator, which fires a bomb that can be remotely detonated, though he does like stick them onto opponents during a battle. '''

Wiz: However his most prominent weapons are his hard light shield, which can block gunfire and physical attacks, but he does use well in combat, and his great key.

Boomstick: Which is pretty much a lightsaber.

''Wiz: However, he does have two big weaknesses. First off, he does tend to be cocky and often talks and toys with his opponents before finishing them off, allowing them time to escape. Plus he is kind of mentally unstable and if something goes wrong, he is going to have a fit.''

'''Boomstick: But he doesn't let that stop him. He beat the martial arts master, Carolina, took down the reds and blues while training, and even bested Tucker in a Sword fight. If Felix wants something to get done, he will make sure he gets it done. No matter what. '''

Wiz: Boomstick that Sword Fight lasted 2 secon...

Boomstick: On to the battle!

Felix: At the end of the day, if I'm stronger than you and if I'm faster than you. I can kill you.

Pre Death Battle
''Wiz: alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate, once and for all.''

Boomstick: It's time for a death battle!!!

Death Battle
Inside an abandoned temple two figures in red and black walk toward the center. They see each other and stop.

Deadpool: The heck is this copy cat

Felix: I don't who you are but you can if your looking for the same artifact I am. I'm not going to let you.

Deadpool: That makes two of us

Fight

Deadpool pulls out his pistols and starts firing them at Felix who activates the Hard Light shield. He pulls his own pistol out and fires 3 shots into him

'Deadpool: Yeow! (His body heals) Sorry Death Stroke reject! My body will heal that'

Felix: Great he has a healing factor. Let's try this.

Felix pulls out the Rifle and shoots Deadpool in the head. As he stumbles back. Felix rushes toward him and throws a knife as he leaps into the air.