User blog:Christianthepupbot/Roman Torchwick vs Felix but it's a rap battle

(If this cringy rap battle destroys your brain, I'm really sorry. I just really wanted to write a rap battle for some reason)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smA1KJr0O14 (This is the beat)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

ROMAN TORCHWICK

VS 

FELIX 

BEGIN 

(You should be at 0:10)

Roman:
It's about time I came back from the dead

to hammer common sense into that orange little head

I'm a crime boss and a bad ass who causes destruction day to day

And you have explosive bullets coming your way

Felix, that name doesn't sound badass at all

Sounds like an acne teen buying 27 cans of pills at the mall

I'm really glad I can't see your face thanks to the mask

You can get a face full of my backhand and then kiss my ass

I can see you look pissed off the way you hold your gun

at the man who could blow you to bits in one-

Shot of his cane that could and will solo your verse

You think original death was brutal? I'll give you even worse

Felix:
You think your wannabe pimp cane could destroy my series

Dumbass, that thing couldn't save you from a 17-

year old cat, and that hat screams you can't rap

So you think you can own me? Yeah, don't think that

I am smarter, and stronger than you will ever be

Your little army of furry ninjas can't step up to me

You were bird food before RWBY's animation got an upgrade

The days when they looked as messed up as fuck, you're stuck in those days

Roman:
IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT, ORANGE? CAUSE IT'S THE END OF THE LINE

IF YOU JUST SHOWED ME YOU'RE WORSE, IT'S TIME I SHOWED YOU MINE!

My show's old animation was bad, that's what you say?

65% OF YOUR'S IS GAMEPLAY!

That shield can't shield you from the truth

RT didn't like you, that's why they gave you the boot

You got moved away from the main channel because we're the new king

MY SHOW GOT US MORE MONEY, MORE FAME, AND MORE BLING

You're out of date, Isaac, you're halo fanfic is worthless

NOW GO CRY IN THE CORNER OR MAKE OUT WITH LOCUS

(A man in green armor walks in from the dark. If you following the beat you should be at 1:41)

Locus:
Your rhythms are more broken than the style of your hair

You can't always see me but I'm always there

I can tell that we are both evenly gray

But I thought you could do better than the gay cliche

You died mid-monologue and you're mocked for it

In an excuse for an anime, only with more weeb shit

You can't stand up to us, you'll die with a bang and a click

We're gonna torch you roman-style, Torchwick

I'm scared and badass, and I'll obviously win

You're forgotten, here's a new crazy villain, Tyrian

X marks the man who fooled an entire army

Forget a villain, you look more like a barbie

Let me show you how I can slit a man's throat

The way you rap is the way a coward roasts

I see you're eyes and they tell a tale

A dead punk with the skin type...pale

Do I look like the person you wanna mess with

Go to a night club and get shit on, Torchwick

You're on team DUMAZiS, with the rest of your team

With Felix's knife skill, you'll get your head cut off, clean

(You should be at 2:39)

(The beat pauses)

(Neo shows up to counter Locus's verse, but she puts down her finger because she can't talk)

Roman: Well, shit. I'm screwed now.

Suddenly, a girl appears from flames.

Cinder: Maybe you should get help from someone who's still alive.

(The beat unpauses)

Cinder:
THIS GIRL'S ONE FIRE AND ABOUT TO ROAST YOUR ASSES

TIME FOR ME TO REACH OUT AND BURN THE MASSES

Time for you to fall, it's the end of the beginning

For the two partners. I'll show them which series is king-

of Rooster Teeth. And I'll kill them faster than that spartan

Alright orange and green dicks, this is your end

You lost to people with brains smaller than your dignity

I'm the one who turned my series dark and gritty

Try to mess with my faction again

When the people working with you are all dead

Go to hell because I make the fires down there

Bow and Arrow to your face and left for despair

Keep your helmets on cause I hate seeing what's under

How many more ways can you lose, I wonder

So if you wanna play this game again, remember this

You'll betray each other before you have time to diss

WHO WON?

'''WHO'S NEXT? '''

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC 

RAP 

BATTLES

RAP 

EPIC 

BATTLES 

'''OF HISTORY! '''

(I'm sorry)

(I'm not actually sorry, I'm proud of this)