Black Panther vs Funny Valentine

Intro
Wiz: What makes a great leader? Is it the willingness to do what's needed to be done? A great love of your people?

'''Boomstick: Or being able to kick some ass all by yourself! Like T'Challa, the mighty leader of Wakanda.

Wiz: Or Funny Valentine, The 23rd President of the United States in Steel Ball Run.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Funny Valentine
Wiz: A young Funny's life had for ever been changed wh-

'''Boomstick: Hang on his name is actually Funny Valentine? I thought it was just a nick name or something!'''

Wiz: Well Jojo's bizarre adventures is quite known for its more...… Interesting names, as many characters are named after songs or bands. Take for instance a male character whose name is Mrs. Robinson.

Boomstick: Wait what?!

Wiz: Trust me it gets weirder than that.

'''Boomstick: Ugh, anyway as Wiz was saying, young Funny had his life changed for ever when he was informed that his soldier father had been captured by the enemy and was tortured horribly. Instead of betraying his country he chose to take his own life. The only thing Valentine had to remember his father by was a handkerchief, which his father had kept hidden by PUTTING IT BEHIND HIS FUCKING EYE! Badass!'''

Wiz: On that day Valentine learned what it truly meant to be a patriot.

'''Boomstick: Inspired by his father Valentine signed up to become a soldier himself.