Gremlins VS Velociraptors

Gremlins VS Velociraptors is 7494pinguisback20's third what-if? death battle and his third battle of his first season. It pits the Gremlins and the velociraptors from Jurassic Park together.

Descripton
Which monster will prevail in this Speilberg showdown?

Interlude
(Cue Jim Johnston - Invader)

Wiz : Steven Speilberg. Known to many as the creator of Jurassic Park, E.T, and various other movies. His films can't be completed without the deadly forces known as movie monsters.

'''Boomstick : And these guys are no exception! Like the gremlins, the hard-partying mutant pests!'''

Wiz : And the velociraptors, the fastest predators in Jurassic Park.

Gremlins
(Cue Gremlins 2 credits theme)

Wiz : It's 1984 on the Christmas holiday season. Billy Peltzer was an ordinary guy who had a decent life. Untill his parents gave him a present that would change his life.

'''Boomstick : It was a pet, and not just any pet like his dog, it was a Mogwai! The only rules were that you couldn't expose it to sunlight, get it wet, or feed it after midnight. why are they're so strict?!? they can't take a bath for God's sake!'''

Wiz : Well, you see Boomstick, direct exposure to the sun would kill them, and getting them wet would spawn more Mogwais. However, the third rule was the most crucial of them all, and Billy broke it.

'''Boomstick : Why was it important? Because if they ate after midnight, they become more clever, mischevious, and uglier! Eugh, they look like scaly monkeys!'''

Wiz : When this rule is broken, the Mogwais then become the creatures known to many as Gremlins.



Wiz : These monsters have simply one goal : To mess around with the civillians of Kingston Falls and party like madmen after taking their property.

'''Boomstick : With their crazy antics and lack of any sanity whatsoever, these little guys surely gained their reputation as the most dangerous critters Kingston Falls has ever seen! But... How do they do it?'''

Wiz : Good question. You see, they retain the abilities of their Mogwai forms in this state, being capable of duplicating when getting wet. For a few drops, they can spawn about a few of their kind. But for diving in a large body of water like a lake or a pool, they may be able to create a whole army of their own kind.

'''Boomstick : Like we said before, these guys are smart as hell, despite their lack of sanity! Why else did you think they would be able to watch Snow White in a movie theater? Their motives are basically driven by their wacky and cartoonish antics! Heck, they can even jump into different movies and break the fourth wall by killing someone giving a bad review of their movie!'''

Wiz : Another thing to note is their physical strength and speed. One gremlin alone can break holes in walls to roam within them. They also seem to leap quickly from long distances, most notably from shadows. One gremlin even ate corn so fast he made after images. A group of them was even able to kill a full-fledged man without leaving a trace.

'''Boomstick : But what if we told you that these fellas don't go alone? Meet Stripe, the mohawked gremlin leader!'''

Wiz : Stripe is the head of all the gremlins, being much deadlier, stronger and smarter than the others. He was even capable of playing poker with a human once.

'''Boomstick : And that's not all, they can aid themselves with whatever they find and use them as weapons, like GUNS?!? These guys are closer to us than we thought!'''

Wiz : Not only that, but laboratory substances as well. To name a few of their abilities, the bat Gremlin can fly, the brain Gremlin is far smarter than every other member of the species, and the electric Gremlin is made purely of raw electric energy.

Boomstick : How do these demon monkeys get a weakness?

Wiz : Unfortunately, with their cunning intelligence, strength and insanity comes a few weaknesses. They are weak to sunlight, meaning that they either roam indoors or at nighttime.

'''Boomstick : But what about the time they found genetic sunscreen? Does that be considered like a counter for it?'''

Wiz : Yeeeah, in a way, but they are also extremely vulnerable when making more gremlins, as the proccess of duplication is often painful.

'''Boomstick : They even got intimidated by HULK HOGAN HIMSELF! Jeez, what babies.'''

Wiz : But still, you do NOT want to feed Mogwais after midnight, because these guys might just be larger pests.

*Cue a theater full of gremlins singing a part of Snow White's Heigh Ho*

Velociraptors
(Cue Jurassic Park theme)

Wiz : On a distant island known as Isla Nublar, a grandeque sight awaits it's next visitors : Jurassic Park. One of the largest zoos on Earth that is inhabited by genetically cloned dinosaurs.

'''Boomstick : And then Jurassic World came along, turned it into a zoo-amusement park hybrid, and was destroyed by a volcano eruption much later! Man, the people who run the place take terrible care of it for people who want to preserve the majestic prehistoric reptiles!'''

Wiz : This park is home to many species of dinosaurs, most notably the Brachiosaurus, triceratops, and one of the most famous predators, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

'''Boomstick : But we're not focusing on that lizard, in fact, the dinosaur we're covering is much faster and intelligent than most of them! Say hello to the the velociraptor!'''



Wiz : The velociraptors are known as some of the deadliest carnivores in the Jurassic Park franchise. Their crafitiness and predatory skills make them memorable threats to humans and prey alike.

'''Boomstick : These oversized lizards had their DNA used to create the much more deadlier Indominus Rex and Indoraptor! ... The latter of which being a bit redundant since you used raptor DNA twice.'''

Wiz : These kinds of dinosaurs were capable of travelling and hunting in packs, making them work together as teams. In addition to this, the raptors are capable of communication, sending short roars to one another like encrypted messages.

'''Boomstick : So they have their own language? Man, I wish I was able to speak raptor!'''

Wiz : Well, getting on to their skills, raptors have been known to run at alarming speeds of up to 40 miles per hour at a maximum. They are also really sly, capable of escaping a locked room and opening it's door as well.

'''Boomstick : They have three claws on each of their hands, and sickle toes to pierce their foes from below, helping them climb on top of their prey! And not only that, they can also use heir tail to smack their foes however they like!'''

Wiz : These dinosaurs also have experience with stealth. Using this, they can crouch down to hide from their foes, and move so slowly and carefully that they can make little to no noise at all, helping them catch their opponents and prey off guard. This means that despite their size and weight, they are masters of sneaking around.

Boomstick : Seriously, these raptors are almost as tall as we are, with a mass around 15 to 33 pounds!

Wiz : Unfortunately, these predators come with a few weaknesses. For example, their bite. While seemingly deadly at first glance, this jaw is actually short and relatively weak They can also be intimidated by size, being unable to hunt down larger herbivores like an apatosaurus.

Boomstick : And don't forget the time when a velociraptor did THIS!

*A velociraptor hits itself on kitchen metal after running towards it.*

Wiz : Oh... Despite a raptor's cunning intelligence, they can easily be outsmarted. If their prey is hiding somewhere and is constantly switching spots while doing so, they may have a hard time finding it. The raptors can also be fooled by angled reflections, like when it targeted Lex.

Boomstick : Being a slight dummy aside, these don't stop the raptors from being one of the deadliest predators you don't want to agitate!

"Timmy, what is it?"

"It's a velociraptor..."

Intermission
Wiz : Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick : IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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