Steven Universe vs Crossbreed Priscilla

Intro
Felicia: Crossbreeds. In real life crossbreeding usually leads to many birth defects and health problems that affect the resulting offspring for their entire lives.

Drake: But nobody making fiction has time to do actually research, so most fiction crossbreeds are fine. Even if they go against everything we’ve learnt about DNA and breeding.

Felicia: Like Steven Universe; the half rock, half human child of Greg Universe and Rose Quartz.

Drake: And Crossbreed Priscilla; the half dragon abomination from Dark Souls 1.

Felicia: Also; since both of them have a parent that’s a literal war machine, I’ve decided to make them fight to the death.

Steven Universe
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/f/f0/Steven_Shield_WD.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20160406110631

Origin Steven Universe

Age 14 years old

Crossbreed Priscilla
Origin Dark Souls 1

Age Thousands of years old

Fight
Decide the destiny, FIGHT

Conclusion
Drake: (holding his mouth) I think I’m going to be sick.

Triva

 * This was supposed to be my fifth (atleast) fight, but it was just to good not to do.
 * This isn’t finished so please don’t delete it.