User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-25656629-20160430130201

WARNING: Cringe incoming in 3, 2, 1.

Name: HG, the Almighty Infinite Dankster System.

Age: Depends on the mood I'm in bruh, sometimes I'm 3825 years old othertimes I'm 7448 years old.

Gender: Bruh who in the fuck gives a shit about gender these days on the internet. Besides most members of the wikia, at least in RPs their genders are more inconsistent than Solomon Grundy. There's also some trap cosplays too, but as long as their isn't any girl gamers because they're all FAAAAAKE--

Uhh, I mean. Male. Yeah, male. I warned you this was cringy.

Credit Card Details: Sorry Bon, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a bit more, MMMM, bitcher.

Hue.

Hue.

HUUUUUE--

JoJo: Why are you even asking me such obvious questions, of course I'm the Duke King President of Candy Land, what the fuck were you expecting? I'm just gonna withdraw cooly from this question while you start screaming like Hol Horse.

If the meme is too strong, what do you do?: Can any meme even TOUCH me? Let alone defeat me. And I'm not talking about HG, nor am I talking about Cringe!HG. I'm talking about the Infinity Gauntlet wielding Evolved Legendary Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan HG who has all the Hajike out of the Bobobo-Verse with the Toon Force of Ed, Edd & Eddy, Popeye & Bugs Bunny combined while being equipped with Death Mwauthzyx's satellite as headgear all topped off with the manipulation of the Dark Dimension of Dormammu and the ability to make any wish with the Unibaby and an infinite stash of Magic Fruits. Hence officially making me The-One-Above-Memes. That includes Dank Memes.

If Mr. Crabs aims a gun at you, how do you prepare your anus?: I don't need to prepare my anus, Mr. Crabs needs to be the one to prepare his anus. Once I absorb the powers of Aquaman and communicate with Megashark for him to leap out of the ocean and knock Lex Luthor's laser shooting satellite in a different direcction for it to shoot the wings off of an airplane as Megashark descends towards it, grabbing onto the plane and steering it through the ocean and running over Mr. Crabs while steering it back up out of the ocean, just in time for it to lose it's balance and slam right into Bon's house and they all explode.

Boom, dead.

JoJo: I already said that shit about JoJo, And copy/pasting is for the FOOLS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND-O!?

Personality: Varies on the time of day.

Appearence: Flip a coin.

Medical History: Was treated for:

-Wound on the forehead

-Wound on the leg

-Wound on the other leg

-Lung issues

-More lung issues

-Diseases contracted by Quaunt

-And most importantly:

JoJo: Your next line will be "JoJo:"

JoJo: Oh is that right? Well I sure hope somebody picks up that phone.

BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT.

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she/it/mayonaise kill the president?: You imbecile, asking me all these simple questions. I'd obviously use a giant script for Bowser vs. Ganon constructed by german-science with a broken clock as part of the ingredients.

JoJo: IDGAF. I'm just glad that Firefox didn't crash a second time while trying to type this--*CRASH*

'''RIP in kill HG's sanity. As if he had any.'''