User blog comment:Magmatic Dinosaur Char/DBF Anime- update and shiz/@comment-28072188-20170707210105

Name: Batter

Gender: Male

Side: Evil

Personality: Can be serious if he wants to, but mostly shitposts. Honestly just became evil because he thought it'd be fun.

Powers: Baseball bat he uses as a weapon, a bunch of memes, gains the powers of whatever waifu he thought of most recently. Can also kick and ban and delete comments via mod power.

Berserk buttons: Like a lot people here, don't wake him up. Also if you use a meme trigger he joke kicks you.

Gear: Baseball uniform, bat, a 🅱️ emoji, an iPod filled with Gorillaz music, and a bomb.

Skills: Master shitposter, possesses mod power, can hit you with a bat, fucking fish, and not dying. Unless he does die. He also might or might not be able to animate, if he can find a non shitty computer.

Favorite food: Mac and cheese, steak, most desserts, dumplings, homemade noodles, barbecue sandwiches, and a good burger.

Weaknesses: Lazy, stubborn, lazy, underachieving, lazy, and general procrastination.