Big the Cat vs Patrick Star

Big the Cat vs Patrick Star is a What-If? Death Battle.

Description
Sega vs Nickelodeon! Which of these two dimwit talking fighters is deadlier?

Interlude
Boomstick: Idiots, the world can be filled with them.

Wiz: Like you, Boomstick, as well as these 2 dunderheaded fighters here today.

Boomstick: Big the Cat, the most hated of the Sonic characters...

Wiz: ...and Patrick Star, the best friend of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Results

 * This is Maxevil's seventy fifth Death Battle.