Bart Vs Jevil

Who are you rooting for? Bart Jevil The small white dog chewing on a bone over there Who do you think will win? Bart Jevil ''Copper: Hi! this is a what-if Death Battle!''

Gold: Who is this?

X: A new host the creator Made.

Bart
(Cue Legitimate Business)

X: I'm not excited for this...

'''Gold: In a world where everyone is a stereotype one Mischievous boy knows how to cause trouble. Y'know I like this kid.'''

''Copper: of course you would. He's EXACTLY like you!''

'''Gold: Not exactly. He feels regret for his worse actions. I don't.'''

X: That's more evidence for my Gold is insane theory.

TBA

Jevil
(Cue Legend)

''Copper: All was normal for Kris until one day when he was paired with Susie by dare I say... Fate?'' Gold: Fate?

X: Then when the two were tasked with getting chalk

Gold: SUSIE THREATENED TO EAT KRIS' FACE!

Copper: wait what?

X: Yup but after they Get to the closet with everyone's faces still intact the-

Gold: The floor fell!

(Cue Field of Hopes and Dreams)

Copper: And down they fell into the Dark World!

X: A place where a psychopathic king would rule the land!

Gold: Ok this feels like a campfire story stop it

Copper: and a puzzle obsessed duke who speaks in old talk

X: But the one who we are talking about today is the one who was locked away

'''Gold: Finally! That Darkner is named Jevil. The former court Jester.'''

''Copper: Until The Hand of the Knight appeared and drove him insane. then he was Locked away.''

X: However he states he was freed while the others locked themselves away

Gold: Then that's what you say to the guard in prison!

X: No! That's how you get in an insane asylum!

Gold: Well F*** You too!

(Cue ASGORE)

''Copper: But anyway Jevil has many powerful abilities! Like the ability to make and throw Card suits!''

Gold: He throws suits made of cards?

X: And the Devilsknife. A fast flying Scythe like projectile.

Copper: Made from himself!

Gold: Wait a minute if he's the Devilsknife then can he clone himself?

X: Well it seems more likely for now that he can create replicas of the devilsknife

''Copper: He cann also summon... Boxes?''

'''Gold: Murder boxes! they have attacks in them!'''

X: But his most annoying ability in my opinion is the carousel.

'''Gold: F*** That attack. It's nearly impossible to dodge!'''

X: Well it does have one flaw. the heads don't deal damage

Gold: Wait a minute.

Gold leaves the room

X: Jevil is also very durable due to casually taking multiple hits from a sword and an axe without any signs of injury

Gold: I'm back

​​​​​​​Copper: Why do you have cards?

Gold:' To do this!

Gold starts throwing cards and yelling Jevil's catchphrases

(Cue Sans.) TBA

Pre Fight
(Cue The Circus)

Bart approaches a door

Bart: I'm here

Jevil: Excellent Excellent! You have the Key?

Bart: Yup

Bart Uses the Key and a smaller Door appears

Bart enters the door

Bart: So I'm here what's the game?

Jevil: Visitor Visitor! the Game?

Bart: Yeah what is it?

Jevil: Just a simple Numbers game

Bart: Boring!

Jevil sends a Devilsknife at Bart who dodges the falling weapon

Bart: Ay Caramba!

Jevil: Your HP's gone You lose!

Bart: Get Bent!

FIGHT!
(Cue The World Revolving)

(Cue Bart Goes Downtown)

(Cue Domerune: The Homer Revolving)

(Cue Operation Hellfish)

Conclusion
(Cue Homer's Day)

X: Looks Like Jevil didn't have the BART to do anything!

OR

X: looks like Bart Couldn't Metamorphise a victory!

Trivia
The ost would be called "Game of Bart"

When this battle is finished the Annoying Dog will make cameos

The screw attack score would be "Revolving Mischief"