Scud vs HK-47

Description
In a battle of wise-cracking robotic assassins, who'll be terminated once and for all?

Interlude
Wiz: The future holds many things in store. From flying cars to lasers, science fiction has a seemingly endless pool of possibilities.

'''Boomstick: My favorite part of futuristic world's has to be the robotic mercenaries at your disposal. And if they can crack a few one-liners while cracking skulls, even better!'''

Wiz: One example would be Scud, the disposable assassin.

'''Boomstick: Another being HK-47, Revan's personal murder machine. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle.

HK-47
Boomstick: A long, long time ago...

Wiz: 3,960 years before the Battle of Yavin, to be exact.

'''Boomstick: Don't interrupt! Now, as I was saying. A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Everything was pretty much shit.'''

Wiz: Well, that's putting it bluntly. Darth Revan, a dark lord of the Sith, had an iron grip over the Galaxy. He commanded the creation of a Mass Shadow Generator, a superweapon that would use gravitational anomalies to unleash devastating destruction upon anybody Revan wished.

'''Boomstick: Fortunately for everybody in the galaxy, it did way too much damage and Revan decided to lay off the superweapons. Unfortunately for everybody in the galaxy, he decided to murder people in another way. A more discreet way.'''

Wiz: Enter HK-47, a psychotic assassin droid who enjoyed the torture and murder of organic life.

''HK-47: Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy… Master. Oh, how I hate that term.''

'''Boomstick: You know that this guy's going places when he was made as a replacement for a weapon of mass destruction. And he did! Everything was hunky-dory with HK-47 carrying out assassination missions. He could wipe anybody off the face of the galaxy.'''

Wiz: That was, until he was damaged and Revan was captured by the Jedi Order.

'''Boomstick: Then HK-47 lost his memory became kinda a wanderer. He drifted from master to master, killing most of them.'''

Wiz: Eventually, HK-47 ended up on Tatooine, where Revan bought him again. Although, neither remembered the other, because HK-47 was damaged and Revan was brainwashed by the Jedi.

'''Boomstick: Before long, it was just like old times! The two of them went on killing spree like nobody's business. They destroyed Star Forge, an old Sith factory, and HK-47 even helped kill Darth Malak, Revan's former apprentice.'''

Wiz: But then Revan stabbed HK-47 in the back. As you do. See, Revan decided to travel out to the Unknown Regions of the galaxy. Only problem was that Revan decided to not take HK-47 back home with him. So HK-47 was left for dead in a random space ship in the middle of nowhere.

'''Boomstick: Lucky for him, he was found! It just took a while. One of Revan's old war buddies, Meetra Surik found him and fixed him up.'''

Wiz: But she had to be the bearer of bad news. See, a new type of droid had been modeled after HK-47. They were new and improved versions of him that had become galaxy-wide bounty hunters. They were the HK-50s. He set off on a journey with Meetra to discover the origin of these droids, who he perceived as a personal insult for existing.

Boomstick: HK-47 gave Meetra advice on how to track down and murder surviving Jedi, and he eventually found the HK Manufacturing Plant, where HK-50s were made.

Wiz: After his time with Surik, HK-47 went searching for Revan again. It took him 300 years to find him. He then helped Revan in commanding a space station. He was eventually killed in battle.

'''Boomstick: But that's not the end of his story. Not by a long shot! See, some rogue intelligence operative called the Shroud kept a copy of HK-47's memory core. So just leave him alone for a few thousand years, and somebody's bound to find him!'''

Wiz: And that's exactly what happened. Some random space travelers were dumb enough to wake HK-47 up and make him a new body. Needless to say, it didn't end well.

'''Boomstick: HK-47 proceeded to start a rebellion and gathered droid troops to murder the space travelers. After a fierce battle, HK-47 lost, but he escaped death. He got away, and still hunts across the galaxy to this very day. Spooooky.'''

Wiz: HK-47 is a terrifying opponent. He's proficient in stealth and open combat, and his programming gives him mastery over several different weapons.

Boomstick: For one, he can use any type of blaster, although he prefers long-range rifles above all else.

Wiz: He also uses flamethrowers to bathe his enemies in scorching heat and carbonite projectors to fling supercooled synthetic material at foes.

'''Boomstick: Being an expert at killing Jedi, he also has plenty of weapons perfect for the job. These include grenades, plasma charges, cluster rockets, sonic detonators, poison gas, and mines.'''

Wiz: He uses the Sonic Screechers in particular to disrupt a Jedi's connection with the Force by shattering their concentration. He uses mines and gas to catch enemies by surprise, giving him an advantage in battles. In a pinch he can use martial arts and is versed in psychological warfare, but he prefers to snipe his victims from afar before any confrontation.

'''Boomstick: Not only is he strong, he's durable too! He's made out of durasteel, a metallic compound used in the hulls of ships, as well as Darth Vader and Jango Fett's armor. What's more, his power has been increased tremendously by the Dark Side energies that he's gotten from Revan.'''

Wiz: HK-47 has accomplished many things throughout his career as an assassin. If one thing's for certain, it's that the galaxy wouldn't be the same without his lust for murder.

''HK-47: Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much.''