Dan Hibiki vs Stormtroopers

Dan Hibiki vs Stormtroopers is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle.

Dan vs 10 Stormtroopers!

Description
''The brawl of laughing stocks! Will Dan Hibiki finally make his father proud, or will the Stormtroopers come out on top?''

Interlude
(Cue Sneaky Snitch)

Wiz: There are the ridicolous... there are the pathetic, and then, there are these two guys.

'''Boomstick: Wow! So insightful, these people are some of the most badass in their league, you definitely do not want to mess with them! Dan Hibiki, The Saikyo Street Fighter!'''

Wiz: And the Stormtroopers of the Galactic Empire. I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Dan Hibiki
'''Boomstick: The most beloved, strongest street fighter of them all! Dan Hibiki is nothing to laugh at!'''

Wiz: However, the only reason he was ever really created was to be a punching bag.

'''Boomstick: Pfff! Yeah right!'''

Wiz: The son of mixed martial arts master, Go Hibiki, who ran his own dojo. He was murdered by Sagat, after he was responsible for gouging out the eye of the Muay Thai...

'''Boomstick: Here we go! Ohhh yeah, here we go go! Let's a Go!'''

Wiz: Dan soon went on a quest to avenge his father and trained hard to become a street fighter, yet he was expelled from Gouken's Dojo, when his motives were revealed.

Boomstick: Yeah, that's right, it was because HE SUCKED!

The audience is seen laughing in the background

'''Boomstick: Thank, thank you! I'll be here all week!'''

Wiz: But Dan Hibiki's desire for vengeance did not burn out, he took the little he had learned from Gouken, and combined it with some Muay Thai, creating his very own martial art: The Saikyo-ryu fighting style.

'''Boomstick: It somes badass, but it's far more useless than what it sounds like! It sucks! Awfulness incarnate! Sure he can use some awesome moves, with his best one being... Taunting! It stuns his opponents a bit.'''

Wiz: Dan would go on to somehow beat Sagat... only because he actually pitied the likes of him. Then he moved on to found his own Dojo...

Boomstick: Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, his students shamelessly dropped out in droves, and because he forgot to pay his bills, it got (BLEEP)ing closed!

Wiz: One time, he actually managed to pull off a move that obliterates a victim's soul...

Boomstick: Dan may be one of the worst street fighters ever, if not the worst, but can his taunting defeat his opponents in combat?

Stormtroopers
'''Boomstick: Ah, stormtroopers, one of the most famous goons in fiction. A lot of them were clones of Jango Fett after he agreed to have stormtroopers in his liking. But then, they saw battle in many places, such as the famous Forest Moon of Endor, the battle of Hoth, and much more!'''

Wiz: Stormtroopers are infamous for their precision capability and accuracy, with very few of their shots actually hitting.

''Obi Wan Kenobi: Only Imperial Stormtroopers... are so precise.''

'' Evil Craig: No wonder those Imperial Stormtroopers GODDAMN SUCK! '' Get some better soldiers, Vader!

Craig literally throws a broken console out of the window, breaking it with ease as it crashes into the grass

Wiz: Who invited him?

Boomstick: Oh, umm, uhhh, I did.

Wiz: *sigh*, The stormtroopers are usually armed with the standard E-11 Blaster Rifle, a mass produced energy weapon that is the service firearm for the Empire.

Booomstick: Mmm, those weapons may be good, but boy do those Stormtroopers suck with them!

Stormtroopers are seen trying to hit Han Solo and Chewbacca, only to miss all of their three dozen shots

Wiz: But with lack of quality comes quantity. The Stormtrooper is usually seen swarming their enemies, or atleast outnumbering them massively, and their quantity of fire could lend them a hand against the *legendary* Dan Hibiki.

Death Battle!
(Cue The Imperial March)

(Cue Drool of Fats)