Talk:Penguin vs. King Dedede/@comment-3463132-20150901220611/@comment-3463132-20150901233940

As strong as the finest recliner!

As fast as the wheels on a desk chair!

As durable as that antique chair your mother tells you to never sit in!

Able to inflict the most damage only when the person is swung through the air by their heels!

CHAIR LEVEL