User blog:GalacticAttorney/Undertale Fanon Chapter 4: A Very Awkward Phone Call

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The dial tone cut off as Weiss answered the call right as the human child made the decision of what to talk about. They inadvertently smiled to themself at the very thought of it and had to clamp a small hand over their mouth to supress a giggle.

(click) "Yes, hello?" Weiss said over the phone's speaker. The sounds of a bustling grocery store somewhere could be heard in the background behind her familiar voice.

Cheerily, the human slipped her a cheesy pick-up line they'd heard somewhere on the surface once before. Something about sitting in sugar...? They didn't understand, but it had seemed effective. The guy they had seen do it was rewarded with a high-five! ...To his face! What could go wrong, right?

"..."

A snicker from Weiss was heard over the reciever, and several softer ones followed it. The human assumed Weiss was laughing, but at what? Had they seen something funny at the store?

"O-oh gosh... Hehe... You're a funny kid, aren't'cha?" Weiss said, half-giggling as she spoke. "Listen, you gotta fish for someone your own age.  You'd be wasting your time on me, okay?" A little more faint laughter was heard, and the line went dead as Weiss hung up.

The human child sat there for a moment, confused. Their pickup line should have won her over instantly, yet she had resisted its powers... She must be magical! Yes, that's the only possible conclusion! She has magical charm resistance!

Well, whatever the case, that conversation was done and over with. What now? The human twiddled their thumbs for a bit, pondering what they could do.

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