User blog:Windindi/I Hate Legend of Zelda for Nintendo 64

(The following is a parody of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Why We Hate (Screwattack) exc. it's a critic review, deal with it)

Hello, I'm Windindi, I'm here to review a game loved by many, hated by ME.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
You actually LIKE this game?! You guys are the WORST!! This game has SO many flaws, and...HEY, DON'T RAGE AT ME!!!


 * 1) It's Dangerous to go Alone my BUTT
 * 2) SHUT UP NAVI!!!!
 * 3) SHUT UP!!
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 * 12) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
 * 13) I HAVE TO CHASE CHICKENS?!
 * 14) I'm a kid, why am I not getting any slapstick, must be a free country
 * 15) Navi....I swear to..
 * 16) SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOPPPPP
 * 17) Hi Ganondork!
 * 18) Ohhhh! Naked ladys, FANBASE!!!
 * 19) Shiek looks hot for a dude, I wonder why....

Majora's Mask

 * 1) Mmloz.jpg Kid's creepy
 * 2) Ben just died
 * 3) These masks are dumb
 * 4) HEY YOU, PIKACHU!!
 * 5) Yo moon, why so serious?
 * 6) DAMN IT NAVI!!!
 * 7) SHUT UP!!
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 * 13) SHUT UP!!
 * 14) Huh? Oh, it's the tav...
 * 15) SHUT UP!!
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 * 21) SKULL KID! Oh my...
 * 22) SHUT UP!!
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FInal Verdect: (picture)