User blog:Vrokorta/Staff Member Battle Royale V2

(Note: Everything was written by me, Vrokorta. However, most of it was based off of the original SMBR V2 Thread that can be found here)

All the staff members stand gathered together on a giant floating island within a pocket dimension between universes. They were all looking up at Big the cat 10, waiting to hear the message that he'd called them here to tell.

Big: One year ago, all the staff members were gathered together in a ferocious battle to see who was the strongest. However, the battle ended without a clear winner, & the fight was lost to time. With the recent increase in staff members, as well as detailed analysis of my own strength, I've decided that it's time we return to this fabled matchup, & discover our true winner!

Many staff members cheered in excitement for this epic battle.

Raiando: Oh boi.

End Bringer Nyx: The Bringer of Fall will bring an end to all.

StarMario89: I win.

However, one staff member rose from the grave, with power to rival the greatest on the wiki.

PlozAlcachaz: It's Justin Sommers! He'll demote us all!

Many staff members panicked, while some prepared to face him head on. However, Big powered up to his Super Saiyan form.



He flew up to Justin Sommers & delivered a punch that sent the former owner spiraling across the multiverse.

Big: Sorry Justin, but my Super form was too much for you.

The focus switches to a regular looking person standing amongst all the powerful staff members.

Nkstjoa: Good thing I wasn't included, or else I'd get curbstomped.

Vrokorta: Then why are you here?

Nkstjoa: ... former staff?

(Astral Birth Void - Kirby Star Allies Music)

Suddenly, chaos broke loose as the staff members went wild on each other. Several dropped dead on the spot, & remained absent for the rest of the fight. Others performed powerful techniques that tore apart the island they were fighting on. Nyx summoned a blight that killed everything in its path while Raiando pulled out a Mega Buster & screamed.

Raiando: I have the power of video games on my side, y'all lose!

Raiando let off several energy blasts that vaporized the weaker staff members. He then laid eyes on a giant, brown & purple monster standing over everyone. Vrokorta in the form of Perfect Dark Gaia.



The kaiju sized staff looked down at the Mega Man.

Vrokorta: I have the power of video games too you know. Think you can beat me?

(Stop Music)

Suddenly, EmperorDedede walked in, drawing both members' attention.

Dedede: Of course Raiando will win, he can say the N word.

Vrokorta quickly turned back to Raiando, a look of fear on his face.

Vrokorta: That's no fair.

Raiando: Ni-

The word had hardly left his mouth before the entire universe exploded.

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Almost all the staff members had died, with the strongest members left drifting through space.

(Astral Birth Void - Kirby Star Allies Music)

Vrokorta pulled himself upright (even though there is no "upright" anymore due to the lack of gravity), & raised his hands.

Vrokorta: Alright, it's time I get serious.

Vrokorta cast an incantation that summoned one of the strongest beings he'd ever created, Kunemon.



Raiando also pulled himself up(?), seeing all the remaining staff members. Soon Big the cat flew in, applauding both Rai & Vrok.

Big: Well played, Vrokorta and Rai, well played. It looks like I’m going to have to go Ultra Instinct to counter your techniques.

(Lazy Days (Livin' In Paradise) (Original Demo) by Ted Poley)



Kunemon: You're power is great Big the cat, may our battle be honorable & glorious.

Kunemon & Big charged at each other, creating an impact that shook time itself upon collision. Meanwhile, Vrokorta approached Raiando.

Vrokorta: Now, where were we?

Raiando quickly transformed to Bug Style & unleashed a barrage of projectiles on his opponent.

Big & Kunemon traded blow after blow, the cat's strength countered by the caterpillar's indomitable will. Eventually, Big hit him with dab, erasing Kunemon from existence. Big then rushed full force at Raiando & Vrokorta.

Rai: Oh shiddles. Looks like I have to bring my trump card.... Shrek.