Slenderman vs Freddy Krueger

Slenderman vs Freddy Krueger
Fear. It comes in all shapes and sizes From the strange to the stranger Boomstick: Slenderman, the 21st century boogeyman Wiz: And Freddy Krueger, the Springwood Slasher Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Slenderman
Wiz: He stalks the woods at night, hunting his prey and slowly driving them insane. Boomstick: Looks like a mannequin from JC Penny Wiz: He may not look like much at first, but you shouldn't underestimate him. He has murdered hundreds of people. Boomstick: This guy is messed up. He targets mostly children and sticks them on branches, snaps their necks, and even drags them to purgatory. Wiz: Some even say he skins and eats his victims Boomstick: Lovely. Wiz: No one really knows where Slenderman actually came from, but he has history dating all the way back to Roman times, and he isn't a sole entity Boomstick: Are you telling me there are more of those things? Wiz: Well one is obsessed with joy and happiness and the other just wants to get laid 24/7. Boomstick: Anyway, old Slendy can teleport anywhere he wants to deliver cheap, uninspired scares. He also uses his tentacles to cause fear and death. Fun fact, Slenderman has more tentacle porn made about him than any other thing with tentacles ever. Why? No one knows. It's like Blazblue all over again. Wiz: One of Slendy's deadliest abilities is the Slender sickness. Simply looking at Slenderman causes nausea and headaches, and causes your vision to become fuzzy. Boomstick: Also, he has some kind of healing power or is just plain immortal because he JUST DOESN"T DIE Wiz: He can survive gunshots and when he fought Jeff the Killer- Boomstick: AH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! BURN IT! Wiz: Good luck with that. Anyway, during his fight with Jeff the Killer he survived having his arm hacked off, among various other injuries. Boomstick: There's no doubt about it. He is a monster. Does he even have a weaknesses? Wiz: Well, he couldn't kill Jeff the Killer... umm.. Boomstick: Dear God
 * Plays jumpscare from Slender The Eight Pages*

Freddy Krueger
Wiz: Freddy Krueger was born 9 months after his mother was raped by members of an insane asylum. Later in life he became a serial child killer, who was burned to death by the parents of his victims. Boomstick: We're off to a great start already Wiz: What did you expect we're talking about horror characters here Boomstick: Of course he got his burnt ass sent to hell, where the Dream Demons offered him up a little deal. Wiz: He would live on in the dream world, in exchange for killing the teens of Elm Street, the street he terrorized when he was alive. Boomstick: Of course he took the deal and became the dream killer entity known today. Wiz: His weapon of choice is his claw glove, which has four knives on the fingers. He sometimes duel wields this as well. Boomstick: That is terrifying. A Wolverine rip off, but still terrifying. Wiz: He can do pretty much anything he wants in the dream world, including psychic powers, morphing himself in any way he wants, and not dying. Ever. Boomstick: The guys pretty much invincible. So much so, he cuts himself open without batting an eye. Wonder how many emos want THAT little party trick. Wiz: He can be pulled out of the dream world if you grab onto him right before waking up. Boomstick: Even outside of the dream world, he has increased strength, speed, and durability, showcased while fighting Jason Voorhees Wiz: He is not perfect. He lost said fight to Jason Voorhees and is extremely cocky no matter what situation he's in. Some of his physical weakness include holy water and a fear of fire, which makes sense since he was burned alive. Boomstick: Even still, watch out for the Nightmare on Elm Street
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oWdy2KMlZw*