Talk:Bowser VS King Dedede/@comment-26561766-20150926183437/@comment-7424710-20151007221615

>implying Hammer could break Bowser's shell

>implying Bowser couldn't compensate with DDD's speed by teleporting

SM64 and Galaxy shows that he can teleport short distances with ease. Actually, Bowser's a master at dark magic.

>implying DDD is still as stronk without hammer if destroyed or lost

>impyling Shadow Mario aka Jr. wouldn't just make a portal to get out of Dedede's stomach if also comparing it to Kirby's universe stomach (which he can totally do)

>implying Chain Chomps won't wreck the shit out of DDD's army when freed

>implying Bowser wouldn't just curse DDD's entire army to be turned into bricks and whatnot

>implying Big Bowser isn't as rad and/or important as Giga Bowser

Seriously why does everyone forget Big Bowser? He's rad as hell, being able to pull himself out of black holes, immunity to lava, and that glorious dark magic shenanigans

>implying Bowser's shell can't tank Kirby hits

>implying Dedede has been ruling and fighting since he was a toddler (aka Bowser)

>implying game mechanics of Kirby's health means DDD is stronkest there is (in that case Waddle Doo is a fucking menace with high-tier eye beams of doom)

<implying pseudo-greentexting isn't the best format