Jesse and Mike vs Harry and Marv

Wiz:there are a lot of comic duos

Boomstick:like Jesse and Mike

Wiz:and Harry and Marv

Boomstick:he's wiz and I'm boomstick

Wiz:and it's our job to analyze their wepons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Jesse and Mike

Wiz:in may 22 2007 Jesse and Mike made thier first video halloween night

Boomstick:that shit was freaky and had jesse's doppleganger holding a freaking knife.

Wiz:after that Jesse and Mike made a lot of videos that had them going on adventures.

Boomstick:it had some funny and cheesy shit.

Wiz:Jesse and mike both have pistols and Jesse has a dart gun.

Boomstick:not only that but they have power tools that they usually use to screw things up no pun intended.

Wiz:also Jesse has darts and Mike has a bow and arrows, also they have 9 volt batteries which can electrucute people.

Boomstick:also Jesse has a tazer that he freaking electrucuted Mike with twice.

Wiz:also Jesse has a third arm located in his stomach area after drinking chemicals that make him grow a third arm.

Boomstick:their most powerful wepon is their car which they can run over people with, not only that but they went on adventures killing zombies and maniacs.

Wiz:they also encountered several dangerous animals.

Boomstick:they also survived godzilla's wrath and godzilla was in his lengendary form they also witnessed the badass battle between godzilla and muto.

Wiz:Jesse and Mike also met bloody mary twice.

Boomstick:wow Bloddy Mary is a maniac girl like my exe wife.

Harry and Marv

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz:Harry and Marv are the main antagonists of Home Alone

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Boomstick:they are also stupid robbers.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz:Harry and Marv have guns and crowbars.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Boomstick:not only that but they have canes.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz:Harry and Marv are unviversal and defeated godzilla in the star wars holiday special.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Boomstick:but they keep getting outsmarted by a kid and get trapped in a funny way.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz:alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and foreall.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Boomstick:it's time for a death battle!