Scratch & Grounder vs Crow & Tom Servo

Scratch & Grounder vs Crow & Tom Servo is a What If? Death Battle created by Spelunkydunkey and is Season 1 Episode 5 in his series.

Description
Sonic vs MST3K! Which dynamic duo of robots will scrap the other? Can the pilots of The Satellite of Love defeat Dr Robotnik's clumsy minions?

Introduction
Wiz: Brotherly love. A term used to describe two people's close bond.

Boomstick: And these here gadget gangs take that to a whole new level.

Wiz: Like Crow & Tom Servo, the wisecracking widgets of Mystery Science Theater

'''Boomstick: And Scratch & Grounder, servants of Dr Robotnik. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Crow & Tom Servo
Wiz: Sometimes bad movies have to be made fun of. Many people do this as a pastime but most infamous of all are Crow & Tom Servo.

'''Boomstick: But, things weren't always like this. In the futuristic time of Next Sunday AD, A man named Joel worked for Gizmonic Institute.'''

Wiz: Things took a dark turn when his bosses decided to shoot him into space and force him to watch terrible movies.

'''Boomstick: Alone, Joel decided to use the parts to stop the experiment in order to create his robot friends. Two of those were Crow & Tom Servo.'''

(We hear whirring and screeching coming from a speaker.)

Wiz: Incoming transmission!

''Crow: Did someone call us? You know, we can help you out a bit.''

Tom Servo: Yep, free of charge!

'''Boomstick: Alright then. Being trapped in space, these walking tin cans have plenty of ammunition. Like their Slot Cars that can travel at 300 scale mph, Crow's detachable arms, toy gun. Tom even has a GODDAMN JETSKI!'''

Tom Servo: Ah, the SS Servo. I remember it like tomorrow. Let's not forget my baseball head and Crow's bat and ball

''Crow: Yeah, and the time Joel smashed a hole in the ship. As well, we have our Water Juggling Paddles and our Snaction modes.''

Wiz: Tom clearly has more dangerous powers like flight, teleportation, time warping and cloning.

Boomstick: But, Crow has his telekinetic abilities as well as the power to summon Timmy.

Tom Servo: Don't you DARE mention Timmy! He's the guy that dismantled Cambot and took the whole crew to banish!

''Crow: Yeah! But what we can mention is our potent palliative, the Killer Shrew Brew.''

Wiz: With a few drops of the cocktail, it can knock out humans like Joel so imagine what a full slurp would do.

'''Boomstick: Where can a guy get some o' that? Anyways with such powerful artillery, they certainly have their feats. They've stopped Timmy, survived all of the movies they watched and even got mangled by a laser cannon before crashing back into the ship.'''

Wiz: But their greatest feat is when they survived a crash back to Earth without a scratch. To enter into the Earth's orbit, the crash would've been the same force as a small meteor impact.

Crow: Yep, but even bots like us have our weaknesses.

(To be continued soon)