Sonic (Schoolhouse) vs Monika

Description
Sonic's Schoolhouse vs Doki Doki Litreature Club, two games that take place in a school and look innocent, but are actually pretty creepy, and now the main characters of these two games will fight to the death!

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Wiz: There are some video games out there that seem to be innocent, but once you touch them you might get scared for life... or not

Bombstick: Yea... intencional or not, these two games not only take place in a school but can also be very horrifying for anybody really.... and plus this is a debate between a teacher and a student so I think this going to be intresting!

Wiz: ...Sure... Sonic from Sonic's Schoolhouse, everyone's favorite blue hedgehog but as a teacher



Bombstick: And Monika from Doki Doki Litreature Club, the waifu that is crazy for pretty much everyone, he's Wiz and I'm Bombstick



Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armors and skills to find out who whould win... a Death Battle!

Sonic
Wiz: In 1995 a company called Bap Interactive started their career with a game called Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge, but sadly for them, it was poorly recived

Bombstick: But that didn't stop them from starting the creation of a Educational game.... for some reason... and so they first wanted to make the teacher a weird looking clock

Wiz: But after a while they decided to use a very famous mascot instead, so the game would probalby sell more copies or something

Bombstick: And the chosen one was no one other then.... Sonic the Hedgehog!.... Wait... Wiz, dont we usually tell the story of the game instead of... telling how it was made like we are doing now?!

Wiz: Well this game doesn't a story, you know?

Bombstick: Oh... then I will make one up! One day Sonic found out how horribly he was doing in his game career so he decided to become a teacher and open his own Schoolhouse to get some money, teach kids how to spell and idiots like Cirno how to math

Cirno: HEY SHUT UP!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT! YOU'RE THE IDIOT FOR CALLING ME AN IDIOT!!

Wiz: How the- We barely started this episode and there's already a ramdom character invading our studio?!!

Cirno: Just beacuse of that I will make an apparence on this episode!

Wiz: Ugh... Not the Deadpool shit all over again!!

Cirno: Oh don't worry, I won't bother to help you in the research, I mean I'm so smart I would make BOTH OF YOU completly useless!! I will just wait for you in the fight!

Wiz: Well... At least I won't have to deal with her! See what you just did Bombstick?!!

Bombstick: Ya ya... Forget about that bullshit let's talk about Sonic's abilities!!!

Wiz: Ugh... Whatever!... Anyway, Sonic here in this game doesn't really have any abilities, but we can easily assume he can do everything he can on his classic games

Bombstick: I mean every two second he starts Spin Dashing and running all over the place, look at him go!

Wiz: Sonic can do things such as a Spin Attack, Spin Dash, Super Peel Out and also an ability called Insta Shield, an ability from Sonic 3 which alows him to become invincible for less then 2 seconds while jumping

Bombstick: he also has Drop Dash, where he pretty much does a Spin Dash in the air, but since that ability is from a newer game, Sonic Mania, we are not sure if we can add that here

Wiz: Same for the Shields, but we are not including that beacuse he is never seen using them in Sonic's Schoolhouse

Bombstick: What about the Caos Emeralds and his way to use them to turn into Super Say- *cough* I mean Super Sonic

Wiz: Both Super Sonic or the Caos Emeralds don't seem to appear here either

Bombstick: WHAT?!! THATS BULLSHIT!! What does Sonic have here that he doesn't in his normal games outside of a weird voice that sound like a teenage female nerd?!

Wiz: First, that's offensive! And second.... Well... he does have some type of teleportation or cloning some short, that not only allows him to appear opening doors from the other side out of nowhere when he was cleary on the same room as us, but he can also stay in two places at the same time

Bombstick: So he basically has Fourth Dimensional powers?!

Wiz: Yeah... But he also seems to have the ability to glitch the whole computer and make it bluescreen!

Bombstick: Wait WHAT?!!! HOW IN THE WHOLE WORLD?!!

Wiz: When the player closes the game the whole OS simply glitches out and gets the classic screen of death

Bombstick: Geez! It's already enough this school as a bunch of creepy bullshit, I mean look at those numbers and letters, they have freaking weird looking eyes!! WHY IS THAT?!! And now I can´t even leave this place without fucking my pc up?!

Wiz: Yeah, of course Sonic breaks the Fourth Wall here, it´s normal for educational games to have the character speaking to the player to teach things and explain what to do

Bombstick: That's actually normal for any kinda game really

Wiz: Right! But he also is self aware of what kinda options the players chooses, like if the music is turned on or of, and other thing worth mentioning is that he as an school bus that he uses to give his students trips

Bombstick: And he drives it so fast he pretty much breaks the speed limit! Well at least Sonic does have some exclusive abilities in this game so that's cool, but he's still the Sonic that... most of us love, who is petty good at running, dodging lasers, fighting by sppining around and also by using his bare hands of course, destoring a bunch of short and FUCKING GIANT robots and survive a bunch of bullshit like explosions! But in this game he doesn't even get Dr Robotnik out of the school and MAKE HIM STOP STEALING MY ANSWERS!!!

Wiz: But even then, as Bombstick said, he's still Sonic, the fastest hedgehog alive that will always save the world from evil's hands and help his students on his schoolhouse whenever they need to

Sonic: "I'm Sonic, click on me for help!"

Monika
Wiz: Doki Doki Litreature Club seems like a cute looking game at first, just a generic Dating Sim with a nice little story. One day the main protagonist... who doesn't a official name so... let's call him-

Bombstick: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!

Wiz: No! Thats just stupid! Let's just call him Anon

Cirno: That's even more stupid! Just call him Cirno!

Wiz: I'm not going to name him any of those names your giving him!! Also didn't you say you were just going to be in the fight?!

Cirno: Well, I got bored so came back for a bit

Wiz: Ok, now go away!

Cirno: Ok whatever.... Idiot!

Wiz: Well, anyway, Anon decided to join a club beacuse his best friend, Sayori, was begging for him to do so

Bombstick: Actually he promissed to do so without knowing it when he wasn't paying attention to what she was saying during one of their conversations, but that isn't really that important

Wiz: He first wanted to go check out the Anime Club, but Sayori made him go to the Litreature Club instead beacuse she promised the other members she would get a new one

Bombstick: Wait, she promised that before even telling Buzz Lightyear about it? What a bitch!

Wiz: Are you really going to call him Buzz Lightyear during the whole research?!

Bombstick: Yep! While you keep calling him... Anon.... I will treat him with a way better name!!

Wiz: Ugh, whatever! When ANON got there he met three other girls, Yuri, the one who's considered the smartest one in the club, Natsuki, the shortest one of the bunch and also the baker

Bombstick: She's also a FREAKING OTAKU! YEAH, ANIME POWER IS ON HER SIDE!

Wiz: Right.... And last but not least, Monika, the president of the club and the one who seems to have the most categories

Bombstick: One of them being Fourth Wall awareness and super powers!!!

Wiz: No Bombstick, she doesn't have super powers, she simply has the ability to go through the computer's files and edit or delete them!

Bombstick: Oh... Right... That makes more sense, at the beggining she seems like a totally normal school girl, but later in the game before it becomes weird and scary, she shows that she isn't what it looks like, I mean in one of the parts of the game she starts giving tips about the game and then realises what she's saying and stops.... uh.... Ok?

Wiz: But that's just the beggining! After Anon either tells Sayori she's his best friend

Bombstick: PUTTING HER RIGHT IN THE FRIENDZONE!

Wiz: Right.... or telling her he loves her, depending on the player's choises, we see probably one of the most horrifying and saddest scenes in a Visual Novel.... Anon gently opens the door of Sayori's room... And sees his best friend's corpse hangging from the celling, with a sad and dead looking face...

Bombstick: Dam, that's.... I have no words really, I know she had depression, which the part where she confess it is already intense, but no matter what we choose she still just... gives up.... Wiz, I think I'm going to-

Wiz: It's ok Bombstick, let it all out!


 * Wiz starts hugging Bombstick*

Bombstick: *sniff* Poor Buzz Lightyear, losing his friend like that!!!

Wiz: Even worse, after that the whole game resets and Sayori is pretty much removed from existence, and who caused all this? Well... It was Monika of course!

Bombstick: How?!

Wiz: I already told you, File Manipulation, after learing how to mess with the files... kinda, she decided to use that as her advantage to try to get the player for herself

Bombstick: You... Mean she fell in love with Buzz Lightyear so hard she made not only Sayori but also Yuri kill herselfs just to get him?

Wiz: No... She didn't do it cuz of him, she did it for the player!

Bombstick: Oh.... WAIT! You mean she falls in love with US or who whatever is playing the game?!!

Wiz: Yes, exactly! After realising that she's just a video game character, she got interested in how real life is and about... Us

Bombstick: So after removing her friend's files she gets an infinite date with the player, who doesn't have an option to responde to her dialogs and reading everything she has to say takes about 4 hours or so

Wiz: But it all ends when we decide to just delete her which after that she realises the bad things she did and admits that she actually didn't delete the files but hid them, so she brings them back as an apology and restarts the game again without her in it

Bombstick: And thank god she didn't actually delete them beacuse then she wouldn't be able to bring them back as when the player deletes her she isn't able to recreate or recover her .chr file!

Wiz: True, but when the game gets reset and everything seems fine again, without Monika, Sayori becomes the president of the club and gets Fourth Wall awareness as well, so Monika comes back and stops her before she does anything bad and.... destroys the whole game

Bombstick: wow.... I have no words again... but just one question before we talk about Monika's abilities in detail, how did Yuri die again in the second act?

Wiz: Oh.... Well she pretty much becomes an yandere and after she confesses her love for Anon.... she stabs herself to death!

Bombstick: Geez! Poor Buzz, he doesn't catch a break! But now that we resumed the story let's talk about what Monika can do!!

Wiz: With her ability to go through the computer's files, she can go back to the last seconds or dialogs of the game, remove the ability for the player to use one or two of the options, teleport and change the script

Bombstick: She seems to be able to delete the saves as well, and thanks to her "powers" she was pretty much the reason why Sayori had depression and why Yuri became an yandere

Wiz: She also can manipulate memories apparently, since she removed Natsuki's memory at one point of the game, and to do all this she had to simply learn how the game works and how to program it and stuff

Bombstick: So if she does things right, she can probably do whatever she wants in her game

Wiz: Yes, but that's also when we get to Monika's weakness, she isn't perfect, far way from that, she did all these amazing things by learning how the game works, none of these "powers" are actually powers

Bombstick: So depending on what kinda game she's on, she can have a lot of probleams editting it, beacuse her programming skills aren't perfect either, it's confirmed that a lot of fucked up things that happen in the game aren't intencional! And somethings she does like deleting files, she simply does it hopping it will work or do what she expects to happen!

Wiz: I mean, even Monika herself confesed she's new at this, but other then her low skills even through she's able to do impressive things in her game, she doesn't have any fighting skills or abilities to physically fight her oppoments

Bombstick: In the game it's said she's pretty attletic, but theres no scene of her doing any types of sports or any movement really

Wiz: And her final known weakness is her obession with the player, which is due her total loneliness and misery, but the fact she's just a teenager girl, doesn't take the fact that Monika can be a person not to be messed with!

Bombstick: So if she somehow gets in your favorite game just to date you, think twice before saying no!

Monika: "Everyday I imagine a future where I can be with you!"

Death Battle
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all

Bombstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!

Fight
One ramdom gamer called Ken (kind of a ramdom name I know) was playing on his computer as allways, it's been 2 days since he didn't visit his virtual girlfriend, Monika, who was in the game Doki Doki Literature Club waiting for him. After a lot of gaming he was still playing, until his little brother, Jimmy, came to his room

Jimmy: Hey, mommy said it's my turn to play on the computer

So Ken forced to let his brother play, got off his computer, letting him play, so Jimmy added an disc on the computer and started playing his favorite game, Sonic's Schoolhouse, it was going well but the most unexpected thing happened: Monika, completly unaware that it wasn't his suposed boyfriend who was on the computer, went out of pations of waiting for him and decided to get inside the game Jimmy was playing. Once again, everything was fine on Sonic's Schoolhouse, but then Monika appeared right in front of the player (Jimmy) and started speaking

Monika: Uh... Ken, it's been a while since you visited me and... I'm very mad at you! Did you forget about me?! You promised to visit me everyday!!

Since Jimmy didn't know anything about Ken's virtual girlfriend, he was confused so he called Ken. Meanwhile Monika heard a voice behind her and turned around to see a blue hedgehog looking very angry at her

Sonic: HEY!! Who you think you are to come to my game and scare Jimmy like that?

It was Sonic himself, the owner of the schoolhouse, Monika looked confused, she though when he said "Jimmy" he was referring to her boyfriend

Monika: Jimmy? Uh... His name is Ken you know?

Sonic: Well that's not the name he added on the box, and none of the profiles here are called Ken

Monika checked the name of the player in game and did saw that it really was Jimmy, again she was confused about what was going on, but was still pissed that Ken didn't date her for a while, so kept arguring with Sonic

Monika: Well still, he didn't come play my game or visited me for the past 2 days and I'm not happy about that!

This was when Ken entreed the room after Jimmy called him and saw what was happening, he felt guilty for not keepping his promise with his virtual girlfriend and also surprised about that she got inside other game and started to get curious about what was going to happen, so he got Jimmy out of the room to prevent him to see his favorite game get fucked up, and of course Sonic and Monika were still arguring

Sonic: No offence to you, but the fact Jimmy, Ken or whatever didn't go to see you is none of my buissiness

Monika: It kinda is, beacuse I saw that Ken passes a lot of time here! Why would he even play a game like this anyway? So empty and lifeless, and what the heck is that thing?!

Monika points at a monkey which is the character Jimmy choose in the animal select screen

Sonic: So now you want to offend me and my game?! If you think your that good then why did he leave you like that, uh?!

Monika: You know what? I will just take over this game and the other games Ken has on his computer so we can be together forever!!

Sonic: Sorry, as the teacher, I won't allow an anime waifu to take over my schoolhouse

After saying those words, Sonic gets in a fighting position while Monika starts looking for the game's files

FIGHT!



Before Monika could find the game's folder, Sonic charges a Spin Dash right at her, giving no time for her to react, she gets knocked out imedtly and puts her hand in one of her pockets after getting up, taking out a pink pen with a heart on it and proceeds to throw it at Sonic, who dodges it and starts to give a few punches and kicks to her, after that she simply gets knocked out again and gets up quickly

Monika: I need sometime to know where the files are

She says it silently and then throws a piece of paper she had on her other pocket to distract Sonic and then starts running away, he obviously didn't feel anything when he got hit by the paper, so after that he sees Monika running away and he decided he wouldn't let her go that easy

Sonic: She can't be that much of a coward, she's planning something!

Monika goes to the school playground and closes the door thinking she got away, but then she sees Sonic on the corner and gets surprised by it

Sonic: Hi there!

Monika: What the?! How did you?! Ugh, doesn't matter, once I learn how this game works I will take over it!

Sonic: As I said I wont let that happen!!

Sonic does another Spin Dash, but this time Monika tries to dodge it, but it was so quick she still got hit by the leg, a few cuts are seen and she starts to feel a good amount of pain, but still recovers and charges at him and throws a few punches, Sonic dodges the first two but gets hit by the last one, responding with a kick that sends her flying to the door that leads to the rings minigame, she gets up slowly and Sonic starts charging a Spin Dash for the third time, so Monika openned the door behind her, which for her surprise Sonic appears from the other side

Sonic: Sorry, you need a game pass to play the minigames!

Monika: What the heck?!!

She then looks behind her and Sonic was still there charging his Spin Dash which made Monika confused, but this time she dodges the attack with success and proceeds to run away getting inside the schoolhouse again, Sonic gets up after his Spin Dash and sees Monika running away again

Sonic: I really don't seem to understand what this girl is trying to do...

Once inside she finds the game's folder and looks at the files, but they are very different and more confusing then her game's files that she's used too

Monika: I wonder what I can do with this...

Sonic appears out of no where again and looks at Monika who was stading there looking at the files thinking of what to do

Sonic: Ok now... What are you doing exacly?!

Monika: Well... I just found your game's files, so good luck beating me now!

Sonic: You know findding an game's files doesn't give you full control right?

Monika: We will see about that!

After that Monika deletes the two first files from the "MAP" folder, which makes the whole map start glitching out, both Sonic and Monika get schocked about whats happening, especilly since she did it without even knowing what was going to happen. Outside of the map glitching, the walls and parts of the floor were disappearing, Sonic then decided to take action so starded looking around and saw the door that leaded to one of the math classes and then quickly ran to Monika

Sonic: Get ready for math!

Then he kicks her really hard and set her flying to the door, which made an loading screen appear with the image stuck with Monika being thrown at the room. After the loading proccess finally ended, Monika found herself in a class room and an image of Sonic saying "click on me for help" in front of her, she decided to click on the image just to see what it would say and it started speaking:

Sonic: If you click on the black board I will read the question to you, grab the number you think it's the right answer and take it to the black board. You can only carry one number at a time, watch out for Dr Robotnik, he will take your answers. Have fun at my schoolhouse!

Monika: So... This is a educational game? I really though this was a joke game

After that she saw a fairy aproching her (Jojo Jojo refference?) and also a bunch of bouching numbers with eyes behing her

Cirno: Are you the one fighting my teacher? No offence but you don't look like much of a challenge

Monika: And who you think you are to judge?! I mean you kinda look like Elsa as loli, you know?

Cirno: .... Who's Elsa?

After Monika offends the ice fairy Sonic appears and gets in the converstion

Sonic: That's one of my students, and Cirno, if you dont mind can you go back at answering the questions while I take care of this?

Cirno: Sure, I will show you how smart I am while you keep having fun!

She walks back to the board with the question she was trying to solve before seeing Monika and go talk to her

Sonic: As for you, you almost destoyed things there and killed both of us, do you know what you're doing with those files?

Monika: You say that like you know anything about programming! Do you know what I was capable of doing before? I'm more real then you will ever be!

Sonic: Nobody is talking about who's the real one here, pal

He starded walking slowy close to Monika

Sonic: You say those things like you know anything about power, do you know who I am?

Monika: Maybe not, but that doesn't matter, you won't have the right to exist after this!!

She then hides a file from the "ART" folder called "SONIC.DAT" so she would make sure getting rid of it would actually destroy Sonic for good, but it turns out it only deletes his sprites and not the actuall model making him invisible, so he goes after and her and starts giving a bunch of punches, kickes and even spin dashes that knock out Monika and even makes her start to bleed, she gets up very slowey and adds the file back to the "ART" folder which brings Sonic's sprites back. Some of her blood is seen around him and she starts to get really angry

Sonic: I feel like there are things you need to learn about programming, just saying. We are in math class, so maybe you could learn a bit about it and get along with my other students

Monika: No need, I already know my mathematics pretty well, but thanks for the offer...

Cirno is seen chasing a 9 trying to catch it, but the 9 runs into Monika and she grabs it and throws it at Sonic

Cirno: HEY! I was going to use that, idiot!!

Sonic dodges it making it hit the black board instead which had 3 X 3 written on it, so when it hits the marks a bunch of children cheering is heard and the door next to the board is oppened

Sonic: Your smart!

Cirno: No she's not!! She stole my answer, that's not fair!!!

Cirno pushes Monika out of anger making her hit Sonic and then she takes the opportonity to start punching him a few times and Sonic replies with a very strong Spin Attack, Monika gets knocked out again and feels so much pain she can barely get up

Sonic: Tell me, what if I deleted any file related to you?!

Monika: Well, I don't think it *cough* ....Would do much... Not like *cough* You can do that anyway....

Sonic: Then what if I actually killed you?!

Monika: I don't know ab- *cough* ...about that actually...

Sonic: Then I will just try it out!!

Cirno: Hey teacher, let me help you with that!

Cirno freezes Monika completly and then Sonic goes get his school bus and drives it aggainst Monika's frozen corpse, turning it into pieces. And so for everyone's surprise, the leader of the literature club was dead, not even her "powers" let her survive death it self

Cirno: That's what you get you... uuuhhhh.... IDIOT!!

Sonic gets out of the bus and sees the mess he and Cirno made

Sonic: Well... Thanks for the help, Cirno, I will give you a prize later for that!

Cirno: Hehe! I'm a pretty great student, ain't I?

Ken is seen really shocked about what happened, his virtual girlfriend died all beacuse he didn't date her for two days, but now unleash he reinstalled the Doki Doki Literature Club game, he would never be able to do so again.

Sonic: Well, Jimmy, if ur still there, I'm really sorry about what you saw, if you mind, could you just use the disk to recover the files that girl deleted and so the game will fuction 100% good again?...

Ken without any words just does what Sonic asked and called his little brother back to the room, who saw that he was crying about what happened during the fight

Jimmy: Bro... What happened to the game? Is everything good?

Ken: .... Everything is.... Fine.... Go play your game, I need sometime alone...........

Jimmy: Oh... Ok!

Jimmy just goes to the computer happy to be able to play his favorite game again, everything was alright and so he kept playing like nothing happened

Ko


Sonic is seen teaching his students, including Jimmy (the player) math after he defeated Monika with a bit of help of Cirno

Bombstick: Well... My grandpa was right! A student can never win an argument aggainst their teacher!

Cirno: And the teacher can't also win without the help of his best student!!

Wiz: Get out of here, please!!

Cirno: Fine, but I better be in your next Death Battle!

Wiz: .... Well Anyway... As surprising as it is, this fight was a bit harder to analyse then expected, but in the end we do have good reasons to give Sonic the victory

Cirno: One of them bein-

Wiz: DIDN'T I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT?!!

Cirno: Ok, ok, I'm sorry! I will get out for real! Geez.... What a dick!

Bombstick: ... Alright.... First, we can say that the fact Sonic can bluescreen the whole OS surpasses Monika's file manipulation, second, this battle toke place in the game, Sonic's Schoolhouse, which Monika has no way to edit since she had no knowledge about how to do so other then get the files and hide or delete them

Wiz: That's beacuse an FPS game works 100% different then a Visual Novel, not just the way it's played but also how it's programed, and deleting files is not the way to do it! You pretty much need a program to do it and I highly doubt Monika can actually use them or at least use Sonic's Schoolhouse's engine

Bombstick: But what if this fight toke place in Doki Doki Litreature Club?

Wiz: Even then, it's very debatable if Sonic gets something like a .chr file, after all, Anon doesn't have one and he is technically a character in the game, having his dialogs and stuff, and also thanks to Sonic's Fourth Wall awareness, his Fourth Dimensional powers and his ability to bluescreen the OS he could survive what Monika can do in her game pretty much

Bombstick: And if he can "destroy the OS" it's possible he could edit the files as well, but we can't be sure of that

Wiz: And since Monika would have a hard time taking Sonic down but deleting files she only had the second option which is fighting physically, and that's where she didn't have any chance, I mean outside of when it's mentioned she's pretty attletic, Monika doesn't have any fighting feats or any physical feats at all, even with the Fourth Wall awareness she's still hust a teenage girl

Bombstick: Meanwhile, Sonic is a hedgehog who can run in really high speeds, can survive explosions and getting smashed by gaint metal robots, and even destroy those same robots with or wthout any power ups! This gives him more then enough power to kill a human like Monika

Wiz: And yes Monika survived being deleted, but theres a defference between getting your file deleted and getting killed, Natsuki didn't survive getting deleted beacuse she doesn't have Fourth Wall awareness and that's what made Monika survive doing so in the first place, but that doesn't mean she could just come back from the death when getting actually killed. Sure that's not confirmed but if characters like Flowey who as file manipulation as well can get killed and not survive it we can guess that Monika can't as well

Bombstick: She could have time to learn how to actually take over Sonic's Schoolhouse, but I don't think she will be able to do so while she's busy getting beaten by a hedgehog that as a pretty good fighting experience

Wiz: Talking about experience, we already mentioned that Monika is a novice at programming, lot's of things that happened in Doki Doki's Act 2 were made by aciddent, so she of course would mess up while trying to do stuff with Sonic's game as well

Bombstick: So with all those weaknesses, Sonic could just find his way to defeat her for good

Wiz: Monika's file manipulation would give Sonic some big trouble, but his better experince, speed, durability and abilites give him the victory

Bombstick: Looks like Monika got SCHOOLED by the Blue Blur

Wiz: The winner is Sonic from Sonic's Schoolhouse