User blog:KingMaster TOG/KingMaster TOG's top 5 waifus

#5
It's no secret that I love Russia, so at number 5, we have one of Russia's most iconic waifus. This beauty here is well recognised for many reasons, she's incredibly tough and will stay strong no matter what she's been through. With her, you're gonna be in for a wild ride....

#4
I like my waifus strong and independant and this one... She tears down nuclear bunkers with ease this one, blasting through so much shit it's no surprise that she manages to blast her way into my heart. Fun fact, she almost became a reality. *sniff* it's sad that she didn't, I would have done anything required to pay the 7 million dollars she would cost... oh well....

#3
For number 3, we have a goddess of the sea. She's one of the navy's most beautiful and strongest assets this one. A war-torn soldier forged from hardship. And she'd strike fear into the hearts of any who crossed her. but for me? She's a beauty. Strong, determined, and fearless. 'Murica.

#2
Oh shit, Elsword waifus, EP, you've only played this game for like what, 2 weeks, and you're already claiming waifus?

Yes, yes I am. What isn't there to love about her? She's stunning. I'm into redheads, what can I say? An elegant and charming lady she is, and she's no slouch on the battlefield either....Oh yeah, Roy, chill, it's not Elesis, she's better than Elesis.

#1
I originally had another choice for number 1, but I ruled her out as she was already taken by a very large Russian man who would, no doubt, beat my ass to a pulp, I also want to be his friend as he seems like a chill guy. So I'm going with one of his side-bitches.

Heh, she shoulda been the number 1 from the start, she sure as hell packs more of a punch than her more bland and boring counterpart. She also got them curves, like the original number one spot. She's the biggest one on the block alright, but she's the golden gal of my dreams. The things we can do together.... I can imagine it now....

Honorable Mentions
Big sleek German beast

Red blade of death

Belgian equiv. of number 5

Thanks Ukraine!