Little Mac vs. Eren Yeager

Little Mac vs. Eren Yeager is the first DEATH BATTLE! created by LOLroll.

Description
Punch-Out!! vs. Attack on Titan! Will Little Mac get the Champion's Belt? Or will Eren Yeager take out the trash?

Opening
Wiz: Determination is key for transforming average joes into high classed fighters.

Boomstick: ...such as Little Mac, the king of the ring,

Wiz: And Eren Yeager, destroyer of Titans.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick...

Wiz: And we're here to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win, a death battle.

Little Mac
(Cue Punch-Out Jogging Theme)

Wiz: Little Mac isn't just your average boxer. Before meeting Doc Louis, a former heavyweight champion...

'''Boomstick: Wait, wait, wait. Why is he called Little Mac? Just how small is he?'''

Wiz: Well, 4'8, to be exact.

'''Boomstick: Holy shit! Why would someone like him want to take a boxing career in the first place? He'd just lose all of the time...'''

Wiz: And how exactly?

Boomstick: Well um...

Wiz: Anyways, he was turned down by every boxing instructor due to his short stature.

'''Boomstick: Until a chocoholic boxing champ known as Jerome Louis, also known as Doc, saw some potential in the little midget. Then, he took him under his wing, and led him to become the best boxer the WVBA has ever seen. Unbelieva-'''

(Clip of Mac defeating various boxers)

'''Boomstick: What the FUCK?! How did he do that without even losing?'''

Wiz: Do you have a problem with that?

'''Boomstick: Yes, I do. How did the fight not turn out the way everyone expected it to? I was thinking it be like " 1, 2, 3, 4- Oh wait, he's dead" and then the other guy would win, and Little Mac would never be remembered again, and be disowned by his parents. Where is the logic here?'''

Wiz: He's not as weak as you think he is.

Name: Little Mac Age: 17

Weight: 107 lbs

Height: 4'8

Wiz: Little Mac is just as powerful and durable than the average boxer.

Boomstick: Maybe even, a little too powerful.

Wiz: Little Mac is able to run fast, and can easily run under projectiles and high attacks. However, he does have some disadvantages.

Boomstick: He doesn't jump very high and his air moves are weak, talk about becoming less powerful than a pillow, but as strong as a stone when you are on ground 

Wiz: He can use moves such as the Straight Lunge, the Jolt Haymaker, and last but not least, the Star Punch.

NOTE: I will post this as a blog page, and then a normal page later, so feel free to delete this when I say so in the comments --LOLroll (talk) 23:15, October 3, 2015 (UTC)