Slenderman vs. Jason Voorhees

Description
''Creepypasta vs. Friday the 13th! When two of the most famous characters from the genre of horror square off, which tall, mute, forest dwelling character will end the other's murder streak? Can Slenderman wrap his tentacles around a win or will it just be another Friday for Jason?''

Introduction
''Wiz: Fear. A common emotion among the people ranging from silly to downright terrifying.''

'''Boomstick: And these two pretty much embody that feeling. Luckily for us, they stay outside in the forest. Well, sometimes.'''

Wiz: Slenderman, the No-Faced Eldritch Horror and King of Creepypastas.

'Boomstick: And Jason Voorhees, the Hockey-Mask Wearing Crystal Lake Killer and King of Horror Movies. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.

Slenderman
''Wiz: Deep, deep, deep in the forest is a deadly monster that stalks, kidnaps, and kills people mainly children. This monster is known as...Slenderman.''

'''Boomstick: This...thing has been around the 16th century making him over a little over five hundred years old. He was first spotted in Germany in, as previously stated, the 16th century. He killed lots of little German children over there. That's right, kids. Slenderman killed little Nazis.'''

''Wiz: Boomstick! Do you know how racist that is?''

'''Boomstick: What? I love Germans! My mom's side is German! I use that joke all the time!'''

Wiz: You say a giant creature kills children as a joke?

'''Boomstick: Yeah! They love that.'''

Wiz: ...Anyway, Slenderman moved all the way to America, which is over 4,882 miles, where he now resides in Slender Woods.

Boomstick: A.K.A. "Home of the No-faced, Fifteen-foot Tall Man in a Suit with No Face Who Tries to Lure You in to the Woods for Only God Knows what Reason" A.K.A. a place to stay far away from!

Wiz: You done?

Boomstick: Yeah, I think so.

Wiz: If you want to go in there for a dare, if you're suicidal, or if you're just plain braindead, you have to find eight notes.

'''Boomstick: Awesome! Then I can leave?'''

''Wiz: Well, not exactly. You kind of just spend your last few moments in fear until Slenderman finds and kills you.''

'''Boomstick: So you can't even leave? Man, that sucks. At least the night guard from Five Nights at Freddy's gets to leave and never come back. Wait a second...'''

''Wiz: No. DON'T YOU. DARE.''

Boomstick: They both kill people, mainly children...

Wiz {slightly louder}: No...

Boomstick: They're both Indie characters...

Wiz {louder}: No...

Boomstick: They both have some sort of affiliation with a suit...

Wiz {yelling}: NO...

Boomstick {excited}: SLENDERMAN VS. FREDDY FAZBEAR CONFIRMED!

Wiz {similar to Darth Vader}: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO...

Five minutes later...