User blog comment:TodoketeApproved/OMM Thingy Tournament/@comment-27517770-20160915011943

>No religious deities

Why do I feel that you did that specifically because of me?

Anyways, uh, I nominate Pikachu Duck from Bootleg Pokémon products.

And no, he's not an inanimate object just because he's a toy. He's about as inanimate as Buzz Lightyear.