Pyro VS The Animatronics

This is a response to seeing Pyro's Night at Freddy's

Intro:
Wiz: When you think of cute animals-

Boomstick: Please no.

Wiz: You often think of bunnies or chickens or foxes or bears.

Boomstick: Stop.

Wiz: Now what about a man that sees stuff like this on a daily basis while killing his enemies?

Boomstick: Oh god it's too late isn't it, we can't turn back.

Wiz: The Pyro, the pyromaniac from Team Fortress 2

Boomstick: against those fucking worthless ass four Animatronics Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Freddy.

Wiz: It's up to us to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle.

Boomstick: End it now, please god!

The Pyro:
Wiz: The Pyro is a special class and case when it comes to Team Fortress 2. Often, he's considered to be the most dangerous class do to his weapon, the Flamethrower.

'''Boomstick: This baby can make quick work and burn down anything in its path. '''

Wiz: Like normal Flamethrowers, it burns at 1000 degrees Celsius, or 1832 degrees Farenheit.

Boomstick: And this Flamethrower has a compression blast that can send people like the Heavy flying away for a short distance.

Wiz: However The Pyro can hold enough fuel for a short amount of time, and the compression blast costs even more of the Flamethrower's power.

'''Boomstick: And the Pyro carries around a boomstick of his own. This beauty works well up close and its pellets spray over a great distance.'''

Wiz: And again, it has limited ammo. And has six bullets with thirty-two more that can be reloaded into the gun.

'''Boomstick: And finally, a Fire Axe. It's literally just an axe but boy can he cut through just about anything!'''

Wiz: However, Pyro, as previously stated can run out of ammo quickly and fire can be too destructive, he could probably kill himself in his environment.

Boomstick: And he sees everything like a five year old girl, which can probably distract him from the fight.

The Pyro is shown locking The Medic in a barn and then burning it.