Dutch Schaefer vs. John Matrix



Dutch Schaefer vs. John Matrix  is a What-If? Death Battle by I'm Lynda. It features Dutch Schaefer from the 1987 movie, Predator, and John Matrix from the 1985 movie, Commando.

Description
They are walking, talking one-man-armies, and when they get together sparks will fly...not to mention knives, bullets, hand grenades, missiles...

Interlude
Wiz: The 1980s action movie heroes – tough, hard-drinking, hard-smoking men with large muscles and even larger weapons. Wherever they went there was sure to be gunfire and explosions.

'''Boomstick: Ah, it sounds like a Boomstick family get-together. Although Grandma Boomstick is the hardest drinking AND hardest smoking.'''

Wiz: Hmmm. Well, instead of the Boomstick Clan, we are going with two of the toughest 80s action movie heroes we can find. The first is Dutch Schaefer, American Special Forces soldier who can fire just about any weapon, and kill just about any opponent.

Boomstick: And then there’s John Matrix, American Special Forces soldier who can fire just about any weapon, and kill just about any opponent.

Wiz: I’m Wiz, and he’s Boomstick.

Boomstick: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.