User blog comment:Thetmartens/Cards Against Death Battle Fanon/@comment-32347114-20170629012728

White:

Thet shipping DracArc so hard it gets fucking marooned on an island.

Soul forcing memes.

Yandere Serene the traitorous meanie.

Cuban Pete.

Dinosaurs.

A rigged Hunger Games.

Your wife not being real because she died a long time ago.

The DBFW anime.

A short man calling you ugly and proceeding to dance.

Black:

What's the newest char meme again?

The winner is __ from district 3!

This game, __ is really good.

This new feat, __ should make __ large planet now!