Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is an actor and martial artist. He previously fought Segata Sanshiro in the Fourty-Fourth episode of Death Battle.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far

 * Chuck Norris VS John Cena
 * Popeye vs Chuck Norris
 * Superman vs Chuck Norris
 * Deadpool Vs Chuck Norris

Possible Opponents

 * Godzilla
 * Hulk
 * Madoka Kaname
 * Terry Crews (Old Spice Guy)
 * Goku
 * Hit

Background

 * Real name: Carlos Ray Norris
 * Born March 10, 1940
 * Served as an Air Policeman for the U.S. Airforce in 1958
 * Karate career, 1964-1974
 * Racked up 183 victories, won 30 tournaments
 * Opened up a chain of karate schools
 * Trained Steve McQueen, Donny Osmond, and Bob Barker...
 * Yes, Bob Barker from the Price is Right
 * Politically known to be conservative

Chuck Norris Facts

 * #7: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee never actually fought offscreen. If they had, the universe would have imploded.
 * #15: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
 * #66 Inside Chuck Norris is a smaller, tougher Chuck Norris
 * #75 Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
 * #84 There is no global warming; Chuck was cold, so he turned up the sun
 * #100 Chuck promised never to go skydiving again, one Grand Canyon is enough

Weaknesses

 * Does not have a flawless martial arts record
 * Suffered 10 losses and 2 draws
 * His chest hair is so dense that grabbing it is like Velcro
 * The only martial art he's achieved the highest rank in is the one he invented
 * Even he couldn't get Mike Huckabee elected President of the U.S.A.
 * In The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Chuck was defeated by a horde of characters consisting of; Then Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan.

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