User blog:Awesome Rowlet and Epic Popplio/Death Battle Fanon Rap Battles: Darwin Watterson vs Rigby

EPIC DEATH BATTLE FANON RAP BATTLES!!!!

DARWN WATTERSON!!!!

VERSUS

RIGBY!!!!

BEGIN!

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Darwin: This underwater kid is gonna make this dude look like a clownfish!

You can't handle these fresh disses, go back to cleaning dishes!

Your broke and homeless, you sleep on a trampoline!

Meanwhile I'm living in a mansion, always fresh and clean.

To defeat me is impossible, Mister Rigby,

You're dumber then Gir, and he's as smart as a piggy!

You have no friends, you only have a pet bird!

You've ended up even worse then when Benson says that word!

You look like something that was hit by a car into a ditch,

Now you're trapped in this Amazing World, BITCH!!!!

Rigby: OOOHHHH!!!! Here comes the King of Hamboning!

Going up a against a fish who doesn't know anything!

Our show is awesome, your's is just plain stupid!

Gir could make something better then it, and his brain's a pile of shit.

No friends? Your just a brain dead pet.

I have like 8 bros, and your kitty brother is pathetic!

You have no feats, while I own the Fists of Justice!

You can't rap, so stop making such a ruckus!

I'll use the Power to send you too the moon!

So you will suffocate, but nobody will care since your a MUTANT RETARTED BAFOON!!!!

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!!!

Gir: PIIIGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!

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'''Excuse me, Gir has interrupted the fight. Please enjoy this video of animals dancing! Also, vote for the next fight.'''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa1fP3DH_qk