Sans and Papyrus vs Stevonnie

B: UGH....More Sans Fights!?!?!

W: Yep...

B: Welp....Sans and Papyrus, The Skele-Duo...

W: and Stevonnie, Steven and Connie...

Stevonnie
B: and anothere Girl vs 2 Boys Match again...

W: Stevonnie is actually Genderless, Boomstick

B: Oh......

SV: Did you just assume my gender??!?

TRIGGERED

(Pretend that didn't happen...)

W: Well....Anyways...Stevonnie may not have a big arsenal but has a-

B: MOTHERFCKING SWORD AND AND SHIELD THERE A FCKING WARRIOR

W: Calm down Boomstick..

S: Heya....Ya Wanna have a bad time?

B: GET THE TRUCK OUTTA HERE

S: K....

W: as I was saying...Stevonnie carries both a sword and shield, Steven's Shield and Rose's Sword, she also rides Lion, also theorized that they are a price of rose...but let's get that out the way, before Boomstick fights Sans...and also Stevonnie has very good abilities and feats, the ability are...

* pops up on screen*

SwordmanShip: Very good at fightsome with swords

Driving: Being able to drive..

Superhuman Strength/Agility: Very Strong, and can withstand hits frome Jasper's Helmet, and can floatake in air

Flutter Kick: (while in sky) can lightly Flutter to the the ground by slowly kicking

Feats:

Defeaged lots of people, including Jasper and Holo-Pearl's (when unfusEd but not fused because of hallucinations of Steven's past defeats)

W: while Stevonnie may be strong, they can unfuse by shock or can even poof if both of them are killed

Sans
W: Looks like Boomstick died...so I guess i'll do this on my oway

* appears on screen*

Teleportations

Karmic Retrubution

Blue Soul

Gaster Blaster

Breaks the Fourth wall numerous times (like when you hack or when you save HE KNOWS) W: Now even though Sans may have 1 HP and 1 DF it doesn't mean he isn't strong, he can dodge up to 22 times and can also trick there opponents by giving Pretend mercy, but only tries hurting them if they kill his brpther, but then he can dodge all he wants and can snooze all he wants

* on screen*

Sans: ''our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...''

Papyrus
W: Welp, the other brother is Papyrus...The Royal Guard In-Training! * APPEARS ON SCREEN*

Blue Bones (If Enemy Moves, it hurts them)

Puzzles

Bones

Blue Soul

(not even used or canon) Disbelief Papyrus (Angered Papyrus)

PreFight!
Steven and Connie bumy into Papyrus and Sans

Papyrus: HUMANS? SANS GET THE PUZZLES READY WHILE I CAPTURE THESE HUMANS!

Sans: Ok...

Sans then Teleports away

FIGHT!

Steven and Connie then fused to Stevonnie

Papyrus tried hitting Them but was countered by a sword hitting in him in the back for the head, knocking it off with enough force

Papyrus then was turned to dust

(later in judgement hall)

Sans: heh, you know what, I've seen lots of humans 'round here, but not as murderous as you, Y O U D I R T Y B R O T H E R K I L L E R..

Sans shot a Gaster Blaster at Stevonnie but it was Deflectern

Stevonnie tried hitting Sans 10 times to defeat but then Sans dodged all those hits

Sans then shot a bone at the fusion, trying to find out their weakness

Sans then knew he was gonna get hit so he dodged the hit that the fusion tried to do

Sans kept firing things at Stevonnie but it either missed or was deflected

Sans then looked behind him

He was hit by his own Gaster Blaster

Sans: Heh, it was KNIFE to meet you

Sans then done his last attack, shooting a bone at Stevonnie, shocking them, they then unfused, but Connie was the one who died

Steven was the only kne left but Sans was already dust

K.O.!

Steven as just alone, both bleeding and stayed there, and cried, and cried, knowing that no one was gonna help

Summary
W: Well, even though Sans may have been able to break the Fourth Wall just by knowing what happened next, but it wasn't enough to actually kill both Steven and Connie, the only way to kill a gem is jused by crushing the gem but Sans wouldn't know this, he wouldn't even care about the SU Timeline anyways, cause that would ruine it, now, Yes, Steven has both Toon Force and even knows about Uncle Grandpa as well, but Steven's Shield can block lots of things, and also can block Jasper's Helmet, without it breaking, and even defeated Jasper both as Stevonnie and Smoky Quartz! But the only reason Stevonnie won was how Sans didn't target Steven's Gem, and as I said, Steven will and could only die if his Gem is either Ripped or something, so yeah,

WINNER: STEVEN/CONNIE/STEVONNIE

(THERE ARE NO WINNER PICS FOR EITHER STEVEN, CONNIE, OR STEVONNIE)