The engineer vs steve

pre log
wiz: in the fictional universe there are many characters who can build stuff

boomstick: like the engineer from team fortress

wiz: and steve from minecraft

boomstick:hes wiz and im boomstick

wiz: and its our job to analyze there skills and abbilitys to see who would win a death battle

the engineer
wiz: in team fortress the universe full of insane mercinarys and one of them is named deil congar who was raised in texas

boomstick: but he usualy goes by the engineer or engie

wiz:his standard equipment is a shot gun a pistole a wrench

boomstick: it gets real with his device that makes sentries and dispencers and teleporters

wiz: sentries are defence towers that deal rapid fire damage on targets possibly extream damage depending on what level the sentry gun is at

boomstick: when a sentry gun is at level one it fires machine rounds when it is at leve two it fires catling rounds when at level three it shoots gatling rounds and rockets

wiz:he also has a upgrade dispencer that gives out upgrades wich means bringing you back to full health and refilling ammo and giving the engineer more metal to buildmore sentrys

boom stick:and he has teleporters wich need both a entrence and a exit portal and sadly you cant enter through the exit portal

wiz: and if you upgreded one end of the portal you would be upgrading the other end to

boomstick: and he is agruable one of the smartest characters in team fortress with 11 P.H.Ds and built all of his sentry portals and dispensers on his own in a very short ammount of time

wiz:he has also assisted the other team fortress characters fight a giant bread monster

boomstick: and he has assisted his team and the enemy team to fight far superior robots

wiz:and he has survived countless holloweens against mesmerus monoculuss and the headless horsless man

boomstick: he has also survived being electrocuted and was able to lay waste to almost a entire army while kicking back and drinking bear and letting the sentrys do the work

wiz: but he does have downsides

boomstick: like the engineer is not exactly a front line fighter and doesnt have a lot of secial abbilitys appart from there gadgets

wiz: and his sentrys and other creations are far from indestructable but do severe damage if you run streight at them

boomstick: and the sentry guns run on limited amunition and must be reloaded every now and then

wiz: and his sentrys cost metal to creat wich he can get from dispensers

boomstick:metal also counts as ammo

wiz: but the engineer is still a very smart and powerful opponent

steve
wiz: steve is one of the canon characters in the minecraft universe

boomstick:and probably the only human around

wiz: he equipment is swords axes pickaxes and bows and arrows

boomstick:he also has armor tnt and dispensers

wiz: the dispeners are bassicly turrets that shoot whatever you put into them

boomstick: and this guy can break trees with his bear fist

wiz: and he has the totem of undying but we are only giving him one

boomstick: the totem of undying streight after steve takes damage

wiz: but once steve is brought back the totem will self destruct and he will not get to use it ever again

boomstick: and is able to carry alot of things like dirt and stone the weighs a car

boomstick: and is able to fight beings like the ender dragon and the wither if he is equiped properly

wiz: has stormed strong holds in the nether and the end

boomstick:and this guy casualy spends day to day in the wilderness

wiz: he is also able to dig to the bedrock layer of the earth

boomstick: and make tools with dimonds without any special gear

wiz:and steve casualy kills very dangerouse mobs like the creeper

boomstick: aww man

wiz: boomstick please no

boomstick:though as powerful as steve is he does have weaknesses though

wiz: like he can still die even with the most strongest armor

boomstick: and steves equipment is very cabable of breaking

wiz: and he is very cabable of dieng

boomstick: oh wait steve has the abbility to turn invisable

wiz: yes he does but when he does turn invisable his armor does not turn invisable with him

boomstick: well thats just the worst downside to invisability i have ever heard i mean come on even the spys cloaking abbility is waay better then that invisability

wiz:and even without any armor or weapons he still makes souns and still leaves a trace that he is there

boomstick: and though steve can carry alot of things he can only carry so much

wiz:but even with those weaknesses steve is still a very tough surviver and good builder

pro log
wiz: alright the combatants are set lets settle this debate once and for all

boomstick: its time for a death battlllleeee

pre fight
its a fairly average day in the minecraft world

the sun is up and the wind is blowing on the grass

then suddenly a portal opens

???:aaaaahhhh!!!

the engineer then fallls through the portal

the engineer stands up and looks around

the engineer: were the hell am i

well better get back to work on the teleporter

the engineer turns around to see a blocky person holding the teleporter in his hand

the blocky human is steve

steve: what the hell is this

steve then looks at the engineer

steve: ah what the hell hes so round and not square

steve then pulls out a diamond sword

steve: die monster

the engineer then pulls out a shotgun and loads it

engineer: might whant to back off boy before a tear you apart

steve: i will kill you

fight
steve then runs towards the engineer

the engineer then shoots steve with the shot gun

steve then takes damage from the shotgun blast

steve then steps back and pulls out a bow and arrow

steve then shoots a arrow at the engineer

the arrow goes into the engineers shoulder

the engineer respondes by pulling out a pistole and shooting steve in the chest

steve then steps back in pain

steve then steps back and screams in pain

the engineer then runs off

steve eats some bread and heals and chases after the engineer

steve chases the engineer into the woods

steve: were are you you monster

steve then looks to the left and sees a sentry gun right infront of him

the sentry gun then lays rapid fire on steve

steve takes major damage and runs away

steve hides behind a tree

steve only has one heart left

steve starts to eat some food and heal up

steve then uses a invisability potion and sneaks towards the engineer

the engineer looks to the left and sees a floating sword

the engineer then pulls out his wrench

the engineer then wacks steve in the head with his wrench

the engineer then whacks steve several more times with the wrench

steve then turns visable again

the engineer then point a shot gun at steves head

the engineer chuckles and shoots steve in the head

the engineer then notices a little totem in steves hand

the totem flyes into the air and explodes

the engineer then looks forwards and sees that steve is alive again

steve then punches the engineer in the gut

the engineer stumbles backwards

the sentry gun then starts rapid firing at steve

steve takes alot of damage but chares and slices the sentry in half

the engineer: sentry down

the engineer then shoots steve several times with a pistole

steve takes damage

steve then places a disenser block and places arrows in it

the engineer then runs up to the dispenser block and breaks it

steve then places a tnt block and sets it off and runs away

the tnt blows up

steve then looks forward and sees the engineer is gone

steve: about time

steve then walks through the woods but then he sees a level three sentry and the engineer infront of a dispenser

steve: die!!

steve then puts on diamond armor and dahses towards the sentry

then sentry sends a bunch of rockets and rapid fires steve

steve the loses almost all of his health and only has half a heart left

the engineer walks up to steve

the engineer then pulls out a shot gun

the engineer: lets try this again

the engineer once again shoots steve in the head with a shot gun

the bullet hits seve in the face head

steve then loses half a heart

steve then falls to the ground a vanishes droping alot of stuff including the teleporter

the engineer picks up the teleporter

the engineer then looks at the rest of steves things

the engineer: i will take this stuff with me

the engineer then repairs the teleporter and telepoerts home

ko

 * the engineer is celebrating his return with a toast at his base
 * only small particles of dust remain of steve

analysis
boomstick: dang that looked painful

wiz:now belive me steve would totaly beat the engineer in a fist fight

boomstick: yea steve might be physicaly stronger then the engineer but the engineer gained most other advantages

wiz: for startes the engineer already deals with people like the spy who are ment to be very sneaky so steve turning invisable would not be that new to the engineer

boomstick: and the engineer easily had the superior inventions i mean you can compare a gun machne to a machine that can shoot arrows that comparison is futile

wiz: and the engineer is far more advanced for a shot gun and a pistole is far better then a bow and arrow and a sword

boomstick: and steve has shown no actual durrability feats while the engineer has survived being electrocuted

wiz:and the engineers arsenol is mainly far ranged with one close range while steve mostly has close ranged weapons

boomstick: though steve may be able to be more creative lets just admit it building a vector statue will not benifet you much in a fight to the death

wiz: basicly he is saying the engineer has more things that are built to kill things

boomstick: and sure steve is able to fight things like the ender dragon and the wither but the engineer is able to fight against wizards and monoculus

wiz: facing off against demonic eyes are way more impressive then fighting dargons and withers

boomstick: and the engineer in total has fought tougher opponents sure steve usualy fights creepers and otehr weird things but the engineer has fought far ore powerful robots other humans who are experienced in gun fighting or physical combat and wizards and demons wich kindof blows anything steve has fought streight out of the water

wiz: and the engineer can just place a dispencer and get the stuff needed to build things while steve would have to leave the battle feild and search for the items required to build tools if they break

boomstick: and sure steve could hunt down the engineer if he rns away the engineer can also track steve if he tries to sneak up on him in invisable mode

wiz:sure steve holds up his own but the engineers superior experience fighting cabality durrability and veritility gives him the victory

boomstick: looks like steve couldent build himselfe a victory

wiz: the winner is the engineer

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