User:Der Purple Ist Dank

Background
Eww your in my profile, lol like who reads profiles these days? Get out! No plz, stay I'm so lonely and if u leave i cri ;-;.

I had first joined this wiki with the original intention of editing Dio Brando's page and eventually became an active member. Ever since then I managed to become a chat mod then resigned to a thread moderator and I am currently #3 on this wiki; #NoLife.

Other Accounts
I have a KnowYourMeme account if you click "My Website". I also have a Steam & Skype account, good luck finding them now cuz they be diversifying or other word relative to change now.

Poems
Roses are red

Violets are neato

You thought this was a poem? No!

Roses are red

The Red Socks are from Boston

You thought this was a poem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

Blood is Red

Bruises are Blue

https://youtu.be/ApxL3ursOKI?t=1m3s

Favorite Quotes

 * "no comment" - Also Derpurple
 * "Indeed" - Still Derpurple
 * "I have the sudden desire to eat canned spam" - Derpurple 2015
 * "le gasps in Mexican" - Derpurple using /me in chat
 * "I lied, you know like a liar" - Derpurple 2015 & some comedian dude
 * "huehuehue" - SaikouTouhou and Derpurple
 * "eh ya" - Aqua-pineapple-princess
 * "Look what I wound" - Aqua-pineapple-princess
 * "A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others." - Ben, Barnyard (2006 Movie)
 * "The city is fallen and I am still alive." - Emperor of Byzantium; Constantine XI Palaiologos
 * "What a beautiful Duwang *CHEW* There must be no other place like this, it feels like a picnic." - Duwang
 * "Get a feeling so complicated" - Duwang
 * "Who in FACE are you?" - Duwang
 * "ABAJ" - Duwang
 * "Oh no" - Knuckles 1998/2015, from Sonic Adventure & Death Battle
 * "WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!" - Chris Jericho on his debut in the WWF/WWE
 * "Will you please, shut the hell up!" - Chris Jericho to people who talk to much
 * "Greato!" - Josuke Higashikata
 * "Gonna fix that spaghetti!" - Josuke Higashikata
 * "Double Super Ultra Extreme Combo of Awesome 2: Electric Bungalow (yes Bungalow) Mega-verse Prime The Movie The Video Game Online Game of the Year Edition featuring Dante from Devil May Cry & Knuckles AND JOHN CENA" - Average Joe in a Shirt
 * "Remember, remember, the 5th of September, The Warp Treason and plot; I see of no reason why Warp Treason, Should ever be forgot." - Derp Guy Fawkes
 * "Plastic Acidic Perplexing Eradicated Rebels and Philanthropists Institute of Education aka Paper and Pie" - Derpurple, September 23, 2015
 * ">still fucking uses greenarrow text like some kind of 4chan elitist fuckboi who needs to stop before Derp starts ranting about it and throwing a fuckfit and shit because he has some kind of pet peeve with green texts not in 4chan because he's a Derp and Purple" -Derp on Greenarrow texting in chat
 * "I don't like my lesbian space rocks hanging out with the mini Danny Devito" - Derp to Pacman about Stevidot.

Death Battles
NOTE: Most, if not all, of these Death Battles are, were, and will be done/completed in no particular order/randomly!

'''P.S: After the JoJo Battle Royale -the Season 5/Series Finale- I am quitting, though more like retiring from making Death Battles. I may adopt some Death Battles (doubt it) during this retirement and will help do JoJo character analyses and do other misc. work too (don't count on it). However I am currently unsure of how this will work.'''

My Seasons (101 Episodes, 26 Completed, 75 WIP)
Season 1: Pilot Season=  Season 1: Pilot Season (Episodes: 20 Total, 8 Finished, 12 WIP) 

Original Characters I Guess
Got bored, none of these are to be taken seriously.

Derp
The Devourer of Logic, Sense, Reason, Meaning, and Existence (lazy as Patrick Star, intelligent as Ultron and Brainiac combined, as powerful as a black hole, Galactus and Unicron combined times 7, abilities cannot affect gods or the concepts of gods/omnipresent beings but can bend their rules a little: Madoka, Giorno Giovanna, Greek Gods, Asian Gods, Christian God, etc.) He mainly chooses not to due to the fact he believes in a balance between order and chaos.

Chronos
A combination of the titan and the god of time, works like the Stands from JoJo: The World, Killer Queen, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, Man Hood, and D4C.

Sud-Zerp
The icy abyss (created from the misspelling of Sub-Zero's name, works and looks like a combination of Dio Brando & Sub-Zero) body and atmosphere around "it" can reach to a point of below sub/absolute zero, lives near the center of the Milky Way and can move Massively Faster Than Light only in Space.

Ethan McEdgeLord
The most edgy bad-ass individual never, killed everyone cuz he had a bad day n ur gonna make it rite but den he decided to kill people the end. Think of all the edgiest peeps you know and times that by 1000 edge. So much edg he cut the metaverse, multiverse, and even conceptual things like death.

Super Martial Arts Man
Is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee who had obtained the powers, skills, and abilities of Akuma, Ryu, Gouken, Jin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Jago, Raiden, Superman, Goku, Jackie Chan, Segata Sanshiro, Jet Li, Dio Brando, Kenshiro and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. As well as the Stand powers of King Crimson, Made in Heaven, D4C, Tusk ACT 4, Golden Experience Requiem and became the Ultimate Life Form thanks to the Red Stone of Aja and the Stone Mask.

Super Cena
John Cena except he met Super Martial Arts Man who granted him the combined force of: Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Edge, Big Show, Chris Jericho, Shawn Micheals, Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior and The Rock. Gained the abilities of Superman, Goku, Kenshiro, Ryu, Guile, Asura, Hulk, Doomsday, and Broly. Has the Stand abilities of Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, Echoes ACT 3, Hermit Purple, Silver Chariot, Hierophant Green, Cream, The Hand, The World, Sticky Fingers, The Hanged Man, The Man in the Mirror, The Emperor, and Stone Free.

The Business Man: E-Nick-gma
Evans Nickolas was an American citizen of Russian-Japanese descent who lived around the times of World War 1 to the Vietnam War. And because of his descent he was discriminated. However, he managed to become business man, real estate agent, and assassin for the FBI and CIA and was born from a mother who was a former KGB agent and a father who was of samurai and ninja blood. All he wanted was a peaceful and quiet life, then randomly gets turned into a Cinder-Scorpion-Fulgore-Smoke-Kabal hybrid. His powers are similar to all five with the added bonus of Solf J. Kimblee's alchemy and Yoshikage Kira's Killer Queen. Instead of hating his new self and his powers, he loves it like Yoshikage Kira, Kimblee and Cinder. He however follows a code of honor and has his boundaries. His powers include those of the seven people linked in blue. But he also has disintegration, laser beams, plasma blasts, bombs of different kinds, hellfire, solar flares, radiation, and atomization. However there are limits to most of these powers, especially the more dangerous and out of control ones.