Alice Masters Vs Dio Brando

''Unnatrual vs JoJo's Bizzare Adventure! Tales of vampires have existed since men first told tales, but these two couldn't be more different. Will The World smash Alice, or will she prove that fangs > hands (When it comes to sucking blood, anyway)?''

Interlude
Wiz: No one knows when the first stories of vampires originated

Boomstick: I mean, at first it was pretty much just, "these creepy dudes sneak up on you while you're sleeping and suck your blood," but then it kind of got to, "AAAH, look out, they're insanley superhuman and will kill you just by looking at you wrong!"

Like Alice Masters, the deadly vampiress from Unnatrual.

'''And the fan-favorite badass, DIO Brando, the ass-kicking, time-freezing, steamroller-punching vampire from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.'''

And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win, a DeathBattle.

Alice Masters
Born into a middle-class family from Kentucky, Alice Masters grew up in the Bronx, where her father had moved to aquire a better job.

Things were going well, the money was rolling in, and her old man had just received a promotion.

This is where it gets steryotypically tragic. Her parents get murdered.

Oh, my, I didn't see that coming at all! Let me guess, she watched as they were gunned down before her eyes, swore revenge, and then-

Actually, no. She was sleeping over at a friend's house when her parents were killed in a gas station robbery. The killer was apprehended and arrested, he got life in prison, and that is where his story ends. So it's not totally cliched.

Alice moved in with her grandparents at age 15, and lived a pretty average life for several years.

She graduated high-school, decided to take a break from education, and got a job as a waitress at a fast-food joint. Which she hated. It was there, however, that she met James Ryan, a successful buisinessman, also coming from down South.

'''They became friends, and everything was pretty normal. Until, that is, James took a little buisiness trip to Germany and became a werewolf. It's a long story.'''

After he returned, he became a Slayer, killing vampires in the city who killed uneccecarily.

'''James kept his identity a secret until she was targeted by a vampire going for his family and friends, and he was forced to reveal himself to her to save her life. "Oh, hey, by the way, you might want to duck because a vampire is about to chuck a car at you, and oh, I'm a werewolf. A little much to take in? No? Ok."'''

Everything was fine until the sadistic Count Plauguis began targeting not him, but his friends and family. Again. Given that James was something of a loner, it wasn't hard for the Count to locate Alice.

But instead of just killing or tourturing her, he decided to transform her into a vampiric slave and use her to fight James.

It was a terrible idea. Alice was only partially under Plauguis's control when he ordered her to kill Ryan and she resisted, causing the Count to lose focus and giving James the opportunity to kill him, freeing her in turn.