Deadpool vs Death The Kid

Description
Marvel vs Soul Eater! Who is gonna win this DEATH BATTLE!

Will the red-clad merc finally die, or the son of the grim reaper?

Interlude
W:Death The Kid, son of the grim reaper

B: And Deadpool, The Merc with a Mouth!

B: He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick!

B:And it's our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win, a DEATH BATTLE!

Deadpool
(cues 8-bit Deadpool theme from MvC3)

W; Boomstick?

B: Yes?

W: Did you board it up?

B: Board up what?

W: You know damn well what I'm talking about

B: Ooooooooooh, the fourth wa-

D: Hello again~

Both: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN.

D: D'awww, I missed you too, guys

W: Anyways,

W: Wade Winston Wilson was a mercanary looking to become the next greatest superhero, unfortunately, he was diagnosed with cancer before he could follow this dream

D: UNITL, I got enrolled in the Weapon X facility, place was a sh*tshow, lemme tell you that much

B: If you mean sh*tshow you mean being tortured, experimented on, and soooooooo much more

D: Boomstick, we get it

W: One of Deadpool's strongest abilities is his insane healing factor, but there's a twist to it, if all of Deadpool's cells are destroyed, then Deadpool is gone for good.

B: And hes also a pro at shattering the fourth wall, if you couldn't tell

W: He also has a plethora of weapons to choose from like-

D: Katanas, Uzis, Grenades, Teleportaion Belt, anything, and I mean ANYTHING!!!

W: Wade...

D: Yeeeeeesssss~

W: We get it

W:Wade is a skilled fighter, marksman

B: Deadpool also has a carbonadium sword, which he used to kill wolverine

W: Carbonadium is a fictional alloy that nullifies healing factors, in other words, Deadpool cheated

D: Well, how else was I-

Both: SHUT UP WADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D: *sniffles* Fine... words hurt you know *fake cries*

D: Anyways....lets see my competition!

Death The Kid
(cue Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream)

W: Centuries after the kishin Asura wa seald away, Lord Death attempted to make a child from his very being, and thus, made Death The Kid.

D: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWOOOOOOOOOAH, your'e telling me, that my sexy as fu-

W: Wade, this is a different death wer'e talking about

D: oh, ok :3

B: Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyys, Death The Kid is a shinigami, or a Grim Reaper,

W: Kid is a gun meister, and his weapons, the Thompson sisters Liz and Patty

W: Unlike regular guns, Liz and Pattly don't fire bullets, they fire compressed soul wavelengths

B: Better than that he fires them with his F*CKING PINKIES, now thats badass

W: Not only that but he can fly at break-neck speeds on his skateboard, Beelzebub

W: Kid, also has a healing factor that will allow him to heal from any mortal wounds

B: Kid's greatest downfall, is his obsession with symmetry

W: Kid will sometimes faint, or spit blood if he sees something assymetrical

B: But most of the time, that dosent take away from his sheer badassery

(cue Soul Eater ephisode 6 clip "oops, my finger slipped")

Pre-Fight
W:Allright, the combatants are set! lets settle this debate once and for all!

D:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!

B: DAMMIT WADE!!!

Fight!
At the Kid's Manor:

Kid is looking at his painting

Kid: Hmmmm, perfectly symmertrical as always

Liz: KID!

Kid: Yes Liz?

Liz: We have somewhere to go

Kid: *sigh* where now, I was checking my painting

At Deadpools apartment:

Deadpool looks at his cash from killing Professor stein, he then grabs his remote and flips through channels

Deadpool: Ugh, theres nothing on T.V today

Yellow Caption Box: I say shoot the TV!!!

White Voice Box: We bareley have any money, let alone to buy a new T.V

Deadpool: F*ck T.V, Im going to go eat something

Wade looks in the fridge, only to find nothing

Deadpool: GOD DAMMIT

Deadpool takes his weapons

Deadpool: guess I'm having takeout

White Voice Box: Why are we taking our weapons

Deadpool: Well, we are on Death Battle

White Voice Box: Good point

On the roofs of New York

Kid walks with Liz and Patty besides him

Liz: K-Kid I'm scared of heights

Patty: Don't be such a scaredy cat, sis!

Deadpool is listening to "Gangsta Sexy" by Hollywood Undead

Kid: Liz, Patty

Liz and Patty: RIGHT!

Liz and Patty turn into their weapon forms, Kid shoots Deadpool's radio

Deadpool: WHERE IN THE FLYING F*CK DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!?!

Deadpool takes out his two uzis and looks around, Wade sees Kid's sillouhette in the distance

Deadpool: HEY, YOURE THE ONE WHO SHOT MY RADIO!!!!

Kid jumps onto the roof that wade is on.

Kid: Are you Deadpool?

Deadpool: One and only

Kid: YOU KILLED PROFESSOR FRANKEN STEIN!!!

Deadpool:.....

Yellow Voice Box: F*CK, HE KNOWS

Kid and Wade point their guns at eachother

FIGHT!

Deadpool says with the announcer and Kid and Wade started firing at eachother

Deadpool: BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!!!!

Several bullets hit Kid, but in non vital areas

Kid Notices that one of Wades arms are completely blown off

Deadpool picks it up and puts it back on

Liz and Patty: Eeeeeewwwww

Deadpool: Wait....your guns can talk?'

Kid: I'm a weapon mei-

Deadpool uses this as an oppertunity and kicks kid across the face, sending kid to another roof

Liz: KID!!

Kid gets back and fires soul wavelenghts at Deadpool, Wade unsheaths his katanas and blocks them all

Kid: Damn, this guys tough

Deadpool kicks kid into a pipe

Kid: AAAAGHH!!

Deadpool throw knives at Kid, but he dodges all of them. Kid takes one of them and throws it at Deadpool, hitting him between the eyes, falling into an alleyway

SPLAT!

Deadpool:........ow, christ that hurt

Yellow Voice Box: Your right

White Voice Box: We can't feel pain, remember

Deadpool:*stereotypical heric voice* Well this calls for-

Wade teleports onto the roof, fully healed

He takes out a shotgun from his magic sachel and hides behind something

Wade hears walking and cocks his gun

Deadpool: Now, time for some real fun!

Kid: tch.. assymetrical garba-

Wade takes a shot which blows a hole through kids chest, causing him to spit out blood

Liz and Patty: KID!

Deadpool: Well, you may not be symmetrical, at least I have one less pain in my ass

Kid gets up

Deadpool: well, you heal fast too

Kid: Liz, Patty,

Liz and Patty: Yes, Kid

KId: Execution Mode!

Patty: YAY

Kid, Liz and Patty: LETS GO SOUL RESONANCE!!!!!!

Deadpool watches as the two guns he once weilded turn into canons on his arms

Deadpool: Well sh*t, hey how can I do that

Deadpool then unsheaths his carbonadium sword

Deadpool: This thing kills all of your pesky Wolverines, Saberteeth, Deathstrokes, and now, you annoying Death The Kids!

Kid: Resonance level at 63%

Liz: 84%

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