User blog:TendoTheGamer/Tendo's Pokemon Crystal Nuzlocke

welp i'm gonna do this

and for once in my life

i shall complete a nuzlocke

i swear i'll finish it

i swear in deed

Prologue: Don't do ROMs, kids
Tendo, a Pokemon Trainer in the making was sitting on his couch with a laptop in front of him, spamming memes as he usually does. Then a idea clicked into his head, which made him open a new tab and go to Google.

''Tendo: That's enough memes. Let's do a Johto Nuzlocke..''

The Trainer searched up "Pokemon Crystal ROMs", but upon searching it, a flash of light came from the laptop, sending the trainer into a white void, where Arceus approached him.

Arceus: SMOL CHILD, YOU HAVE DISGRACED ALL GAMESTOPS FOR TRYING TO DOWNLOAD A ILLEGAL ROM

Tendo: what

Arceus: AS PUNISHMENT, YOU SHALL DO A NUZLOCKE!

Tendo: ok

Arceus: A REAL YOU IN THE GAME NUZLOCKE!

Tendo: ok

Arceus: AND IT'S IN JOHTO!

Tendo: ok

Arceus: AND YOUR STARTER WILL BE DECIDED BY A SPINNING WHEEL!

Tendo: NO! PLEASE ARCEUS, HAVE MERCY!

Arceus: Also, according to these poll results that I just now pulled up..You can only name your Pokemon after fictional characters.

Tendo: ok

Arceus: ANYMORE QUESTIONS, SMOL MORTAL?

Tendo: no

Arceus: K

Arceus kicked Tendo into a portal, transforming him into a Pokemon Trainer. Now, Tendo wore black shorts, a blue hoodie, and a yellow and black hat. However, he still had his dirty blonde hair, starting to change brown some.

After falling through the portal, Tendo was now in Newbark Town, Johto. And that's when the spinning wheel appeared in front of him, Arceus standing next to it wearing a top hat.

Tophat Arceus: WELCOME TO WHEEL OF FORTUNE--

Tendo: Just tell me who I'm choosing, please.

Tophat Arceus: FINE SMOL MORTAL, BUT FIRST, THE NUZLOCKE RULES!

Tophat Arceus' Nuzlocke Rules

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead and must be released

2. Once getting Pokeballs, you can only catch the first Pokemon on each route

3. Duplicate Pokemon aren't allowed, and you get another chance if you find one

4. Shinies ignore the 2nd and 3rd rules

Tophat Arceus: And now, we spin the wheel.

Arceus spun the wheel with Totodile, Chikorita, and Cyndaquill's names written on it.

Tendo: Please not Chikorita, please not Chikorita, please Totodile, please Totodile..

Tendo had his fingers crossed in hoping it wasn't Chikorita.

CHIKORITA!

The Nuzlocke Trainer dropped to his knees, looking up into the sky, and yelling at the top of his lungs..

Tendo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Arceus: Oh shush, it'll be a good experience for you to do a Johto run without choosing Totodile.

Tendo: *sniff* Fine..

Arceus: Are you crying?

Tendo: Er..no--

Suddenly, Youngster Joey appeared.

Joey: HOLY CRAP, IT'S..

Arceus: ohcrap

Joey: A RATTATA!

The Youngster ran past Arceus, ignoring him entirely, then running to catch his fated partner, Rattata. Arceus facepalmed, and Tendo would of if he wasn't busy sobbing.

''Arceus: And with that, I leave you. Now, goodbye.''

Tendo: Well, time to hope I don't die with the most useless starter in Pokemon..

Tendo turned around, only to see Professor Elm immeditely approach him, holding a Chikorita in his arms.

''Elm: I saw everything! Here's your free Chikorita..''

Professor Elm handed the disappointment to Tendo.

''Elm: Now, I need you to go track down Professor Oak, and then I'll give you the ability to catch Pokemon. Afterwards, good luck on conquering the league in a perma death game!''

Tendo walked away, with his new Chikorita. Then he thought of what to name it.

Tendo: Hm, only fictional characters names allowed..I'll name you after one of my favorite characters, since you are my starter..

Pokemon Got!

Male Chikorita/Pit

Newbark Town

''Pit: Alright. What now?''

Tendo: Well, Pit..

Tendo the Trainer picked up Pit, with a determined look, as he planned Phase 2.

Tendo: We do the same thing we do everyday..

Pit: we just met today

Tendo: TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Pit: bad references are bad

Tendo: i like you already

Then the two walked off into Route 29, beginning the adventure.

Tendo's Crystal Nuzlocke..