User blog:MacabreHarmony/RAP BATTLE: JEFF THE KILLER VS SONIC.EXE

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE

JEFF THE KILLER

VS

SONIC.EXE

BEGIN

Sonic:

So many souls to play with, so little time

So I guess I'll play with yours while busting a rhyme!

Rip out your intestines, use them for your noose

I'm so killer on the track that it's child abuse

You're illogical, improbable

While I'm truly unstoppable

Step to this demon, and you'll surely fail

Cut off your head when I flip Tails!

You cut off your eyelids, is that why you can't see

That there's no defeating this monstrous entity

You're a Joker ripoff, no way you'll pull through

Cause I AM GOD, no need for Round 2

Jeff:

It's time to go to sleep, so taste my knife

The only blood you've spilled is from your eyes

You say I ripped that clown? You stole Kefka's laugh

And like all of your victims I will be cutting you in half

You can't burn me, have you seen my face?

You're a cliche, annoying, creepypasta disgrace

I've been burned, cut, mentally destroyed

I can take any verbal harm you deploy

You're a computer program, while I'm a true force of evil

No one wants a round two because you had sucky sequels

Lavendar Town Syndrome:

Prepare to have your ears bleed when I play my song

Bring you to suicide for all your wrongs

Come to my town and honor the dead

While you have mad spirits rushing through your head

You can't escape my wrath, no need to start runnin

It's getting warm, did you climb into an oven?

A white hand grabs your shoulder

Screams echo round, you couldn't be bolder

Even the strongest tremble when their brain hears these waves

Send you to your 8-bit graves

Slenderman:

No eyes, no face, you better not turn around

Because you'll be dead when Slendy's in town

I Observe these Ticcs, so ugly they need a Mask

You can't stop Dergrobmann, you'll just have to face my wrath

Tentacles sprouting from my back

To beat the teen, the song, and the hack

I lurk in the shadows, hide in the forest

Sting you like I was a Marble Hornet

When the screen goes static and you find a page

Prepare to face my horrifying rage

BEN:

You shouldn't have done that, cause' now I'm ticked

I've been looking for new victims and you've been picked

It's YOURTURN to face me, I just want to play

Your terrible fate has come today

Hey there Slendy, what's with your proxies with the Happy Masks?

You still want to fight? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

These Moon Children are a joke, pathetic

Your stories can't be seen as real, they're so synthetic!

I'll hack into your channel, and in case you forgot

I'll drown you with my flow, my rhymes are Clever, bot

I'm ready to tell TheTruth, so I can finally be free

You shouldn't make the mistake of opening this wmv

Russian Sleep Experiment Scientists:

S1: I'm suprised we could stay awake after hearing this rabble

S2: I'm glad you finished BEN, that was way too much babble

S3: When the gas pours in, you'll be tearing at your skin

All: We'll destroy these monstrous creatures of sin

S3: Like the pages of a book, you're filled with shit

S1: No need to commence a defense when we begin this experiment

S3: You won't want us to stop dissing you at maximum

S2: Slendy and his proxies couldn't predict our stratagem

All: Мы никогда не уступим в безумие (My nikogda ne budem poddavat'sya bezumiyu)

S1: Ours however...

S3: To it you shall subdue

S2: Even if we offer your souls a release

All: You'll be trapped here forever as you'll never want to leave

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!