User blog:Christianthepupbot/LEGO Batman vs HISHE Batman

Description
Warner Brothers vs YouTube. Batman is a dark, tough, serious and tragic superhero. His counterparts? Not so much. Today we have a battle between two non-canon versions of Batman. One is an alternate version of Batman in the Lego World. The other is a fan-made persona made to mock movies. Which one is BATMAN!

Intro
'''Boomstick: Everyone loves Batman. He's dark, edgy, and egotistical. '''

Wiz: Boomstick, Batman is a serious character. The caped protector of Gotham.

'''Boomstick: Well the Batman we're used to isn't, these two are. '''

Wiz: Lego Batman, the bat made of bricks.

Boomstick: And HISHE Batman, made to mock movies BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN.

Wiz: Now these two are confusing in terms of canon, especially HISHE. So we're making some rules. The feats we use must belong these two and these two only. They can't share feats with the original Batman. We're also not scaling them to characters because, like them, those characters are different versions of original characters.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE.

Pre-Pre-Fight
I'd like to thank Gogeta for the thumbnail above.