Jacket vs. John Wick

Jacket vs. John Wick is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle, featuring Jacket from the Hotline Miami series and the titular John Wick

Description
Jacket vs. John Wick! They both kill Russians, they both are nearly insane and both are extremely fashionable too!

Interlude
(Cue: Invader - Jim Johnston)

Wiz: God damn it, why did I get these two psychos?

Boomstick: Because it's gonna fucking paint the town red?

Wiz: Well anyways since the dawn of Gaming and Cinema there have been two tropes, the silent protagionist for gaming -

Boomstick: and the impeccably dressed assassin;

Wiz: Respectively. Like the silent brooding John Wick of the... John Wick series

Boomstick: and Patriot, Jacket; agent of 50 Blessings.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's boomstick, and it's our job to analyse their weapons, armours and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle!

Jacket
(Cue: Horse Steppin' - Sun Araw and stock footage of Miami)

'''Boomstick: (Sighs and speaks in a relaxed tone) Miami, renowned for its beaches and luxury. It has become a popular spot for tourists across America and over!'''

Wiz:Yeah and also renowned for its Drug War in the 70's and 80's documented in the film Cocaine Cowboys.

Boomstick: (Still relaxed) Which inspired the choice of setting in Hotline Miami.

(Cue: Sexualizer - Perturbator)

'''Boomstick:(Gets back in regular mood) And who better to help Miami out of its crime? A fucking mute psychopath!'''

Wiz: Indeed, Jacket was one of the most succesful 50 Blessings agents ever, surviving many missions where he was thrust in a one man mission to kill dozens of Russians only armed with whatever he could find.

'''Boomstick: Yeah, I admire a man with versatility anyways! Jacket's story is essentially unknown in fact his name wasn't canon until a DLC Event with another game! And EVEN THEN it's debatable!'''

Wiz: What we do know about him is that he was a member of an elite Spec Ops groups, the Ghost Wolves who fought in Hawaii during the Russo-American war or the Hawaiin Conflict, actually... Boomstick guess how many members of the Ghost Wolves there were keep in mind they raided entire camps and factories owned by Russian Forces

Boomstick: I dunno like 50 or something?

Wiz: 4, count them 4

Boomstick: WHAT!?

(Cue Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut while playing footage of flashback missions in Hotline Miami 2)

Wiz: They destroyed nearly every Russian they were sent to kill culminating in their final mission which their commander thought to be their last.

Boomstick: It basically was as 2 out of the 4 members died horribly leaving Jacket and his friend Beard alive.

Wiz: They reintergrated back to society, Beard becoming his dream job of a cashier

(Cue: Montage of every time Beard says "It's on the house")

Boomstick: Yeah for like every fucking store and pizza shop in Miami, but wait what about Jacket?

Wiz: He became a hitman for a patriotic group called 50 Blessings which employed Americans in animal masks to kill Russian-mob controlled territory in Miami.

(Cuts all music)

Boomstick: You know that's what's so terrible about war when it comes to the soldiers, they have people that teach them how to be soldiers taking orders everyday to the point they become almost dependant on it and when or if they finish the war they are sent out back to their homes but no one is there to teach them to become civilians, people again, I mean look at Jacket, he's back at square one just fighting Russians again.

Wiz: Wow, I mean like shit. Ummm ANYWAYS. Jacket is highly proficient with melee and unarmed combat and commonly gets weapons from wherever he can find it

(Wiz pauses and softly hits Boomstick)

Wiz: (Whispering) Hey! Come on make a funny quip for the viewers.

'''Boomstick:(In lethargic tone) Do you think God stays in Heaven becuase he's scared of what he's made on Earth? You ever thought of that Wiz?'''

(Rummaging is heard in the distance while Boomstick makes a droning noise)

Wiz:(Muffled) This should do the trick!

(Injection sound is heard)

'''Boomstick: I mean like this guy would be a damn monster if he was in a Walmart somebody tries to kill him like (Imitating stereotypical Russian accent while images of Rasputin shake while facing Jacket) I come to kill you Jacket, and I will get Vodka too! (Resumes normal speaking voice) and then Jacket just gets a can opener and is like HYAAAH (Jacket's poorly cropped image receives a can opener and is moved up and then down onto Rasputin as if imitating Rasputin being hit releasing blood on the screen). Wait a minute wait happened before?'''

Wiz: That's... right I guess throughout the series Jacket has demonstrated considerable strength often killing men in one hit assuming he's not using his fists. Now obviously this is a considerable feat discounting the fact he can do this continously do this without tiring himself, but the force required to destroy a human skull is MINIMUM (Enunciates for clarity) 952.544 kilograms of force which is equal to 98066.89088 Pascals. But even unarmed he can just knock them down and kick their heads in

Boomstick: OR FREAKING RIP THEIR THROATS OUT!

Wiz:He's also ridiculously fast which in tandem with his strength yet frailness (often dying in one hit or one bullet being fired) often causes him to resort to ambushes, distractions and blitzing as fast as possible hell this was exemplified in his fight with another 50 Blessings member, Biker.

'''Boomstick: Jeez, do these guys just get named from what they wear? Like am I Red-Hat? Is Wiz Shit Stained Pants?'''

Wiz: Hey! Well in Biker's fight with Jacket he threw Meat Clevers which Jacket would've dodged effortlessly... effortlessly

(Shows footage of Hotline Miami 2 when Biker kills Jacket)

Boomstick: WAIT IS THAT CANON!?

Wiz: I have no clue man.