Thread:Alemon97/@comment-12846745-20150806205051/@comment-12846745-20150903230254

The Beardatron is a device that can grow a beard of any size, style, or shape. It's so dense it survived being stabbed by a villain's beard that destroyed wooden crates, and Dexter was completely unharmed and shattered the villain's beard.

Don't give me that face, it's cartoons.