Mr President vs alex mecer

Interlude
(cues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uihVrASDQhU)

Wiz: When you think of super powers, what do you think of?

Boomstick: Nope, you're wrong, Mr president, The fictional president of the USA

Wiz: And alex mecer, the The test subject from Prototype

Boomstick: he's wiz and I'm boomstick

Wiz: And it's our to analize their weapons, amor and skills to see who would win a death battle!

Mr. President
(Cues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs-HaYzs3QY&list=PLADajjvOG11FUQeaZYJ4E2zdaeNwu4DYS&index=2)

Wiz: Mr. President was-

Boomstick: *Sarcasticly* Wiz as much as I love disussing the backstory, can we please discuss how FUCKING AWESOME HE IS

Wiz: *Sigh* Fine

Boomstick: Mr.President can launch fire and ice

Wiz: He can use his telkinies to throw his enimies or throw objects at enmies

Boomstick: He can even stomp so hard, he DESTROYES CARS

Wiz: He can set fire or freze his opponets by walking into him, only if he has the right power

Boomstick: oh right he can outrun, cars, jump over skyscrapers, and launch his body into the ground at an angle and Fuck up everyones day

Wiz:  and launch his body into the ground at an angle and fuck up everyones day

Boomstick: But he is not perfect, he can only use his powers in the simulation, but this fight will be in the simulation

Wiz: Most of his ablities need time to charge back up, but his speed, jumping, and ground slaming are fine

Boomstick: But with these flaws, he is really powerful

Mr president: it's good to be the president