User blog:Awesome Rowlet and Epic Popplio/Peridot vs Papyrus

Wiz: Um... Boomstick, we already did this.

Boomstick: But I wanna redo it! NOW.

Wiz: Fine. Let me just get the script ready, and we'll do the episode. AGAIN.

Boomstick: YAY! Wait, script? Wiz, NO! I don't wanna research, I just wanna show the battle!

Wiz: NO.

Boomstick: Stupid cyborg man....

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Wiz: Sometimes when you're a child, and especially when you're in fiction, you will probably meet some bizzare creatures.

Boomstick: And some of them... can be boastful, arrogant and laugh really stupid. But they also can be some of the funniest and lovable things in the world!

Wiz: Peridot, the newest Crystal Gem.

Boomstick: And Papyrus, the Royal Guard in-training. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

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Wiz: In the world of the underground, monsters come in many different shapes and sizes. They have different positions, social arrangments and connections. And the king of the monsters, Asgore-

Boomstick: GOAT MAN!

Wiz: Yes, he has the physical features of a goat, however he isn't classified as one. Anyhow, being the king, he needed an army. And so the royal guard, consisting of a fish warrior, a dragon, a rabbit and-

Boomstick: So many dogs. And they are ALL adorable! Especially the Lesser Dog! I pet that thing for hours, bro!

Wiz:Yes, many dogs. However, a certain skeletal monster has been in-training to join the Royal Guard, and his name is.... Papyrus.

Papyrus: Nyeh Heh Heh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218

Boomstick: In the... cold town of Snowdin, two skeleton brothers live in a large house, and are sentries outside of the town. If any of us pesky humans happen to pass through, the tall, armored, red scarfed skeleton, Papyrus will.... give you tons of puzzles!

Wiz: Papyrus, that's his full name, is an adult skeleton who acts like a 6 year old. Brother of the hoodie dawned skeleton Sans, Papyrus is the exact opposite of his brother. He is energetic, hard working, high HP and actualy eats food.... Apparently, monster food is actual magical, so skeletons, though they do not have stomachs, are able to eat.

Boomstick: MAGIC! Anyways, one day this human Frisk fell down, met a goat lady, stayed wit her for a while, then hugged her goodbye and set off to go back to the surface!.... and then they reached Snowdin where they met the Great Papyrus!

Wiz: Becoming friends with the skinny creature, Frisk solved all his puzzles, ate his spaghetti and complimented him. However, Papyrus, though happy that he had found an amazing friend, knew he had to capture the young human to become a member of the Royal Guard. And so, he fought them with all he had to send them to Undyne, head of the army.

Boomstick: But due to Frisk's amazing flirting abilities, they captured Papyrus's heart and took him on a date! Wow, what a guy! First their goat mom, then a ghost and now a SKELETON? Who is this little bowl cut human?

Wiz: Well, they did become true friends, but not before Papyrus showed off his abilties. He has control over bones, able to raise them out of the ground, send them flying towards people and turn them into different colors for different purpouses.

Boomstick: His bones do pretty decent damage, stopping people in their tracks, and they take a huge jump to get over! His bones come in blue, too, though, and to dodge them, you must.... stay still. If you move, they'll hurt you alot.

Wiz: Also, his brother and him both have a incredible attack..... their "Blue Attack". Though, Sans is definetly more skilled with it.

Boomstick: Doesn't mean I didn't die a few times trying to get past him... Well, by blue attack, he means turning the culmination of the object blue and making them very slow and horrible at jumping!..... Damn bones!

Wiz: Papyrus also happens to be quite the "cook", making several plates of spaghetti though they will probably poison whoever eats them. However, if Papyrus eats them, he will recover a few amounts of HP.

Boomstick: Speaking of HP, Papyrus has 680 of it! Which is pretty good considering that means he has higher HP then the queen of monsters!

Wiz: He can survive quite the amount of blows from knives, boxing gloves, sticks, books and ballet shoes, which have one shotted many monsters in the past, and has alot of training from Undyne, so he can probably fight physically in SOME way, most likely using bones as a weapon.

Boomstick: However.... Papyrus isn't so great in some categories.... like common sense. Yeah he makes some tough puzzles, but he's not really that smart in any other way. He's also really arrogant and naive, and he normally ends up thinking he wins when he actually didn't.

Wiz: However, at the end of the day, Papyrus is the second strongest monster in Snowdin for a reason..... but he should stop cooking. Forever.

Papyrus: I still believe in you.