Illithid vs Malamar

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Wiz: The ocean, the most mysterious part of our world, even though it takes up most of our planet, there is very little we know about it.

'''Boomstick: And we all know the fucked-upness of the ocean! (shivers) Man, that shit is fucked up!'''

Wiz: In the ocean, one of the many mystreious species are the squid, these creatures occasionally have special abilities, for example. the manipulation of the mind.

Boomstick: Illithid, the Mind Flyer.

Wiz: And Malamar, the Overturning Pokemon. For this assesment, we will be using the leader of the Illithid race, with the abilities all Illithid's have.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Malamar
Wiz: Imagine this: You are in the Kalos region, you are a police officer, or an inverstigator, you hear that some Pokemon and people have gone missing near an abandoned research center, you go to check out the scene, you see a flash, and then nothing...

Boomstick: If that happened, then you probably met Malamar.

Wiz: Malamar is a Dark/Psychic Pokemon native to the Kalos region.

'Boomstick: Being a part Dark type, Malamar is immune to Psychic type attacks, (shows Malamar getting hit by Psycho Cut) ahem, I said Malamar is immune to Psychic type attacks, (shows two Malamar getting hit by Psycho Cut) I SAID'' MALAMAR IS IMMUNE TO PSYCHIC ATTACKS!!!! (Shows Malamar getting hit by Psybeam and Thunderbolt and not taking any damage) Thank you.'''

Wiz: Malamar has average stats for the most part, with its average HP, its above average Attack, its average Defence, its below average Special attack, its average Special Defence, and its average speed.

Stats: '''Boomstick: Now you'd think that low Special attack stat would be a problem for a Psychic type right? (Lex Luthor: WRONG!) Malamar has plenty of Physical attacks to back up its fairly high attack stat. He has reversal, a move that does more damage the less HP he has, Psycho Cut a powerful Physical attack with a high Crit. chance, Night Slash, which is basically a Dark type version of Psycho Cut, Slash, a Normal type version of both of those.'''
 * HP: 86
 * Attack: 92
 * Defence: 88
 * Special Attack: 68
 * Special Defence: 75
 * Speed: 73
 * Stat Total: 482

Moves: Wiz: It also has its signature move Topsy-Turvy, which flips over any stat changes done to the target, and its ability Contrary automatically flips over any stat changes to itself. It takes full advantage of this ability with Superpower, a move than normally lowers Malamar's own Attack and Defence, but with Contrary, it raises its Attack and Defence. The Pokedex states that Malamar have the most compelling Hypnotic Powers of ANY Pokemon!
 * Tackle
 * Superpower
 * Hypnosis
 * Psycho Cut
 * Pluck

'Boomstick: Since this thing has more powerful Hypnosis abilities than date rapist Hypno, whose name is literally'' based off of Hypnosis, 5,000 I.Q. Alakazam, and most powerful Psychic type Mewtwo, that says a lot! And Malamar abuses this power to the fullest extent! As he used his hypnotic abilities to hypnotize a large group of Pokemon, including Ash's Pikachu, to be his personal army, and to hypnotize an Officer Jenny to pose as "Madame X" the leader, when he was in control all along! Oh, and when Ash and his friends tried to get Pikachu back, he hypnotized them one by one, until Ash and Meowth were the only ones left, and then had Pikachu attack them! Oh and the thing that Ash usually does to snap Pikachu out of mind control didn't work!'''

Wiz: He and his two Malamar partners used their hypnotic ability to force a group of scientists to create a machine that would alter the planet into an environment perfectly suited for them. Which almost worked, but thanks to the power of deus. ex croissant, Ash and his friends, along with Team Rocket and Officer Jenny were able to stop the Overturning Pokemon, but they were able to escape, and they will return...

Boomstick: But despite all the awesomeness of this Psychic Squid, he still has his down falls, as a Dark/Psychic type, he takes x2 damage from Fairy Type attacks, and x4 damage from Bug type attacks.

Wiz: Also, his lack of Speed and Special attack can be crippling, as he has no way to raise them without the opponent trying to raise them.

Boomstick: Even with those faults, you still do not want to cross this Psychic Squid without being 110% prepared!

(Meowth cuts down a planet figurine and it falls above Malamar untill he stops it with Psychic and throws it, while Meowth and Ash escape. Malamar screeches as the scene changes.)

Death Battle
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, its time to end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: It's time for a Squid Death Battle!