User blog:Hipper/13 reasons I hate the Death Battle Fanon Wiki

(NOTE: This is a joke blog, don't get offended you beautiful people.)

You know what I hate? The Death Battle Fanon Wiki. Here's why!

1. There are trolls everywhere!

2. TendoTheGamer is THE worst DBF user of all time.

3. People that edit my fights without my permission.

4. People that steal a bio from my battle and place it on their own. I worked hard on that, you fucking thief!

5. Biased fights.

6. Why do people like Kirby, Bowser and Bill never lose a fight?

7. People that make sockpuppets to avoid a ban.

8. When people trash talk other people on chat.

9. Because Joshua Foote just won't fucking leave!

10. Tier's OCs.

11. When the wiki glitches out randomly.

12. When you have a great idea for a battle and you're just about to make the page, but then you find out someone else beat you to it.

13. YTP King's battle royales that never get done.

Hey idiot, comment on this blog post right now or else I'll punt a puppy off a cliff. How long do you think it will survive with those tiny ass bones? Zero seconds, that's what! Now comment or else he gets it!