Thread:Friendlysociopath/@comment-27676479-20160303014301/@comment-3463132-20160316002348

I don't particularly care to debate Kirby at all to be honest- I locked the thread the first time Taco brought it up and he went and made another one. So sorry but I will not be looking over those. Taco has repeatedly followed me around and been upset when I disagree with him on what a character can do (I have a gift for making people do that it appears).

Kirby is simply too opinion-based for me to care about using in a debate. That's why Deathbattle used cartoon feats for nearly everything- because then there was no real thinking or debate involved beyond plugging in the numbers.

Prime example- Kirby breaking the planet with a punch- I do not accept this as a valid feat because:

1) It is a minigame that is not present in any main storyline

2) Despite these events, Popstar is still there and never cracked

3) It contradicts canon game events where Kirby is damaged and actively terrified of lesser threats

Likewise I will not accept Kirby as FTL for the same reason I won't accept Samus exceeding a certain speed- Kirby requires the Jet powerup to achieve Mach 5. This means his normal speed must be below that- same with the Wheelie powerup.

And the list goes on and on- these extreme differences in opinion are why you will not often find me commenting on most Kirby matches or subsequently matches involving Kirby's universe.