Common Baddies Battle Royale

Description
Season four episode one

Mario vs Sonic vs Kirby vs Minecraft. Witch weak baddie is the weakest?

Intro
Boomstick: There have been many weak baddies, but none weaker then these four.

Wiz: The Goomba, the mushroom thing

Boomstick: Monobug, the first badnick

Wiz: Waddle Dee, the the waddling dee

Boomstick: And the zombie, the pathetic minecraft enemy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

Goomba
Boomstick: The stupid acorn-brained goomba was once loyal to the mushroom kingdom untill Bower came.

Wiz: Goombas have a large arsinal of weapony, like the shoe letting them jump higher, the helmet hurting anyone that jumps on him, and he can rain down mini goombas from above.

Boomstick: Did we mention he can fly as the paragoomba?

Monobug
Wiz: The Monobug dies in one hit, is powered by an animal, and can shoot small lasers.

Boomstick: Monobugs not gonna win this. No matter what. Spoiler.

Waddle Dee
Boomstick: Waddle dee waddles and fights with an umbrella. It can protect him from anything. But he dosn't have any fighting skills.

Wiz: He's not winning this either

Zombie
Wiz: In minecraft, the zombie is the weakest mob. But he can spawn with golden armor and an iron shovel. He just slowly runs at you, and attacks. He is more stupid then a goomba, lacking a brain.

Boomstick: Is anyone winning this?

Pre-Fight
Wiz: Well the combatents are set! It's time to end this debate once and for all!!

Boomstick: It's time for a death battle!!!

Fight
On a minecraft superflat world at midnight, a goomba, a monobug, a zombie and a waddle dee see eachother. The Zombie gets out his shovel and already has on gold armor, The Goomba sprouts wings, the monobug readys it's blaster and the waddle dee gets it's umbrella.

FIGHT!!

Goomba flys up while monobug shoots at it. The goomba lets out the mini goombas and Monobug shoots all of them and Goomba gets hit, landing on Monobug and destroying it. Waddle dee gets hit by zombie and explodes into stars. Goomba jumps into a shoe and puts on a spike helm. Goomba jumps on Zombie a few times, breaking the golden helm. Goomba gets hit once, knocking off the shoe. Then the Goomba headbomks the zombie in the head and the zombie dies minecraft style.

Aftermath
Wiz: Now, lasers only get you so far if you die in one hit. Waddle dee could defend with the umbrella for a while, but he was dead in the end.

Boomstick: And the goomba actually outsmarts the Zombie and overpowers him. The Zombie kills steve in 8 hits with no armor. At most it takes 3 hits for a goomba to kill mario. It looks like Goomba was the Goom-best

Wiz: The winner is goomba.

Next time on Death Battle!
Darkness.

Dark forms.

Dark Link.

Dark Samus

Dark Pit.