Alucard (Hellsing) VS Dio Brando

​Note: This is my Third What-If Death Battle.

Dio Brando vs Alucard (Hellsing) is a What-If Death Battle Episode.

Description
A Vampire who loathes Humanity to thinking they are (Hinjaku, hinjaku!) weaklings and (MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA) useless against a vampire who praises and protects Humanity. Not to mention AntfishTAS (JoJo Abridged) against Takahata101 (Hellsing Abridged).  (NOTE: This article can use some help in the Alucard section!) 

Interlude
*Boomstick is sipping something that looks like wine and is dressed in Alucard attire*

Boomstick: *sips* Ah!

Wiz: Boomstick, what are you drinking?

'''Boomstick: What this? Oh this is just a fine glass of Type O-Blood.'''

Wiz: Wait blood? And an Alucard attire?

Boomstick: Yep.

Wiz: Are you doing this because your rooting for Alucard to win against Dio?

Boomstick: Yep, anyways he's Wiz, I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle?

Dio Brando
 (NOTE: In This What-If? Death Battle Dio has powers from both Part 1 and Part 3)  Wiz: Dario Brando, an abusive, drunk and dying father had told his son, Dio Brando about a rich man he "saved" (in reality Dario was going to rob him) wanting to adopt Dio.
 * Age: 20-21 (Part 1), 120 (Part 3)
 * Height: 6' 5" (195 cm)
 * Weight: 231 lbs. (105 kg)
 * JoJo Vampire (only known weakness is sunlight and Hamon/Ripple/Sendo which is a breathing technique used for healing and well fighting undead)
 * Faster-Than-Light (via scaling from Joseph and Kars) For "The World" it can go  Massive-Faster-Than-Light (via scaling from and fighting Star Platinum and the Silver Chariot calculation, which equaled 315c)
 * Durability: MultiCity-Block Level from tanking Star Platinum's blows (each punch of which equates to over 2 MOABs -Mother of All Bombs- of explosive force)

Boomstick: After Dio literally spat on his grave he encounters the Joestar family's youngest member at the time (late 19th century), Jonathan Joestar whom he would constantly torture for the most of their adolescent lives.

Wiz: 4 years later, Dio had enough and was poisoning their father, George Joestar, while pretending to be "a good son/brother" to anyone in the Joestar household (despite Dio burning Jonathan's dog, stealing his girlfriend's, Erina -and later future wife of Jonathan's- kiss, and even about to kill him with a knife during a brawl with him).

Boomstick: '''Jonathan finds out about this and gets the police to arrest Dio. But Dio uses an ancient Aztec stone mask that turns people into Vampires!'''

Wiz: After Jonathan "killed" Dio in his castle he was happily married to his girlfriend, Erina Pendleton, but Dio (now just a head) is persistent in killing and then using Jonathan's body.

'''Boomstick: This seems to fail as Jonathan makes the ship overload and bound to blow up and tells Erina to leave with a baby into Dio's coffin (which was made to survive such a blast). Yet somehow Dio (even though he was in Jonathan's lap clearly a few feet away from the coffin) had made it out alive with Jonathan's body.'''

Wiz: He then meet and old lady who saw him a "great future" and gave him a strange arrow that when Dio used on himself to get a Stand named after the tarot card "The World".

Boomstick: Though by gaining his Stand everyone else in the living Joestar Blood-line (Joseph Joestar, Holy Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, and Jotaro Kujo) had gain one too!

Wiz: But in 1988, one of them -Holy Kujo- has become ill because of it. This causes her father -Joseph Joestar, protagonist of Part 2: Battle Tendency- and her son, Jotaro with the help of 4 other Stand Users (also based on tarot cards) along the way to defeat the newly named "DIO" thus begin the events of Part 3: Stardust Crusaders to break DIO's Curse to save Jotaro's mother/Joseph's daughter and end the Joestar/Dio Feud.

Powers and Abilities
Wiz: Dio has the following abilities:
 * Super Strength (over 10 tons)

Boomstick: While a more depth/detail we have is his Arsenal (below):
 * Super Speed
 * Super Durability
 * Regeneration (from small pieces of the body) and Rapid Healing
 * Immortality
 * Vampirism
 * Freeze organic material via touch
 * Eye-beams
 * The World, a Stand that acts as a spirit bodyguard ('punchy-ghosts' as I like to call them)
 * Can stop time for 11 seconds and growing
 * Mind-controlling hair parasites
 * Hermit Purple-like stand
 * Hypnosis
 * Can take over someone else's body with his head
 * Can fuse organic beings
 * Cunning, philosophical and well-read
 * Flight

Inhuman Strength: Dio attains massive strength as a Vampire, allowing him feats such as forcibly walking on walls and single-handedly deflecting attacks such as Hierophant Green's Emerald Splash. After absorbing Joseph's blood he is powerful enough to drop a steamroller on Jotaro.

Enhanced Senses: Demonstrated when placing his head on the ground to hear Jotaro's heartbeat, Dio appears to have senses beyond human level.

Regeneration: Dio can regenerate his body faster than fire can consume it. His incredible vitality is maintained by consuming human beings (or their blood), which he commonly does by piercing them with his fingers. Like all JoJo vampires, Dio sucks blood through tentacles in his fingers and has been seen at least once drinking blood from an unnamed girl. His body is able to live even after having vital body parts amputated and he can also control his detached body parts. In one case, another JoJo vampire was shot by a Tommy gun then blown to bits by several grenades attached to him and was turned into as his opponent put it "a hamburger" (he was blown into meat chunks similar to that of grounded beef) yet he regenerated in nearly a few minutes (mind you the vampire wasn't at his full strength but was still capable enough to pull off all the other abilities).

Space Ripper Stingy Eyes: Dio is able to pressurize liquid in his eyeballs and then create small openings in his pupils, eventually creating two fluid jets (referred to by Straizo as "Space Ripper Stingy Eyes") powerful enough to slice stone and seem to be long enough to reach space (or at least the outer atmosphere of earth).

Vaporization Freezing Technique: A freezing ability enabling Dio to freeze his own body parts and transfer this over to other objects or beings. It is able to cancel out the Hamon by freezing the blood in the user's body.

Fusion: By fusing different species, Dio can create half-man half-beast creatures. He can even fuse himself with another living beings to take control of them.

Spores: In Part I, Dio's powers are more bio-organic, but for the most part in Part III he only utilizes the "evil implants" - a parasite that brainwashes Polnareff and Kakyoin. A vampires cells can spawn Evil Implants generated from hair and insert it in the brains of living beings to control them. If someone tries to take out the spore, it will grow tentacles in a attempt to kill both the host and the one trying to remove it. If the vampire wants, he can give permission to someone to activate the spore's tentacles anytime he wants if close to it.

Hypnosis: This ability was used twice on Jack The Ripper and Poco respectively. In the case of the former, Dio hypnotized Jack to convince him to join as a servant, allowing Dio to drain his blood and turn him into a zombie. Poco was manipulated to lure Jonathan into a trap, though his consciousness returned after being subjected to Jonathan's hamon.

Teleportation: Dio also shows the ability to disappear by fading into darkness, though this power was only used by him in anime.

Weaknesses
Wiz: All of this, however, is at the expense of having a body sustained by sheer willpower alone, rather than vital energy. A sufficiently powerful vital force - specifically, sunlight or the Hamon/Ripple force - will negate the sustaining force's presence and disintegrate the long-unliving body.

'''Boomstick: For all his great powers, Dio is hampered, like oh-so-many Shounen villains, by his EXTREME arrogance. He’s so intelligent, but in the desire to completely humiliate an opponent, he ignores the most simple and direct solution. '''

Wiz: This, in combination with MASSIVE PIS (Plot-Induced Stupidity) during his fight with Jotaro (whose own time stop powers happened to manifest at the most convenient time) led to his defeat against Jotaro.

Stand
Boomstick: Dio's humanoid Stand is The World; facilitating melee attack roughly equal in its immense force and speed to Jotaro's Star Platinum.

Wiz: About a year after gaining his Stand, Dio discovered that it is capable of stopping time. At first, he could only do this for a very short amount of time but, by the end of Part III, he is able to stop time for a maximum of 9 seconds.

'''Boomstick: This duration would have continued to develop had Dio not been defeated. When stopping time, Dio gives the impression that he is teleporting or moving at impossible speed.'''

Feats
Wiz: Here are some of Dio's most amazing feats:
 * Survived being bisected and decapitated while falling down a steep and tall cliff
 * he can lift over his head and drop and punch till it explodes: a 21 ton steamroller
 * His stand can stop time for more than 11 seconds and is universal (not to mention the stronger he gets and the more he fights the time stop's length increases) even being able to stop a new universe being created (a speculation taken from Jotaro stopping time from preventing the universe being reborn into DIO's ideal World)
 * His stand is slightly faster and stronger than Jotaro's Star Platinum's Faster-Than-Light speed and harder-than-diamond/diamond-crushing punch making his stand Massively-Faster-Than-LIght (when compared to Star Platinum and Silver Chariot)
 * It appears he can move (without his stand) Faster-Than-Light
 * He took a barrage of Star Platinum's punches (one even straight to the skull) but did not kill him only wounded him
 * He also survived being blown up in a steam/cruise ship (though he hid in a coffin capable to withstand such a blast)
 * He can handle several Hamon/Ripple users at a time and even prevent Hamon/Ripple from touching him and can freeze a Hamon user's bloodstream to prevent them from using it
 * Technically, he killed Part 1 protagonist Johnathan Joestar and Part 2 (just main character in Part 3) protagonist Joseph Joestar in Part 3
 * He also killed: Noriaki Kakyoin (in approx. 5 minutes), Dire (in about 5 seconds or so by freezing him and breaking him apart), and nearly killed Hamon/Ripple Master Will A. Zeppeli

Background
Boomstick: '''He is the most powerful warrior of the Hellsing Organization which works against vampires and other such supernatural forces. Alucard is no mere vampire; it has been implied that he is the most powerful vampire, as well as the most powerful entity in the entire series'''.

History
Wiz: Alucard was once known as Vlad III Dracula, the son of Vlad II Dracul. Born in 1431, he later became known as Vlad Ţepeş ("Vlad the Impaler") and as Kazıklı Voyvoda ("the Impaling Warlord") by the Turks, gaining a fearsome reputation throughout the lands. He is arguably the first vampire that ever existed.

Boomstick: '''It is revealed in Alucard's flashback in Chapter 70 of Hellsing, that he was enslaved by Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and molested/raped by a Turk ruler. During the whole ordeal, he clenched a silver cross. When he became the Voivode of Wallachia, he launched an all-out war on the Turks which devastated both sides.'''

Wiz: Eventually, his troops were defeated, his people were killed (many by his own hands), and his homeland was set ablaze. Vlad himself was to be executed. However, before he was beheaded, he drank of the blood from the battlefield and became a true vampire. When he accepted the powers of darkness, the silver cross he had always carried with him shattered.

Boomstick: 'Centuries later, in 1897, the events of Bram Stoker's Dracula unfold in the back-story of Hellsing''. Abraham Van Helsing, Arthur Holmwood, Quincey Morris, and Jack Seward were able to defeat Count Dracula and killed those who served him.'''

Wiz: He was given a new name, Alucard, by Arthur Hellsing. In 1944, Alucard, along with a 14-year-old Walter C. Dornez, is sent on a mission to Warsaw, Poland, to stop Millennium's vampire production program. They presumably destroyed the project, but its main architects escaped. Decades later, in 1969, Alucard was imprisoned in a dungeon in Hellsing manor by Arthur. According to Sir Hugh Irons, Arthur Hellsing came to believe that Alucard was "too powerful a drug to be used as more than the occasional medicine"

Powers and Abilities
Boomstick: Alucard demonstrates, in various incarnations of the series, an astonishing and overwhelming range of supernatural attributes; these include, but are probably not limited to:
 * Immortality: This ability is rather ambiguous, as Alucard himself has stated that immortality is a myth. However, what it most likely refers to is the human souls inside Alucard; it has been speculated that, when damaged by blow that would have killed or incapacitated him such as exceedingly holy weapons, the damage is instead directed to his reservoir of souls. Because this ability does not really grant him true immortality, it can be considered as pseudo-immortality. However, after "Monster of God" Anderson destroyed the rest of Level 0, Alucard was still able to regenerate on par with him. (This was on par with Alucard before releasing Level 0). However, the "soul count" theory is just a fan theory, and has never been definitively proven, although there is some evidence in the series to support it. When he is struck by holy weapons some of the souls spontaneously die even though they were unscathed. Also, at the end of the series, Alucard stated he returns by killing all the souls inside him but one. It was even speculated by Anderson, an experienced vampire hunter/expert, that this was the reason for his not being able to kill Alucard.
 * Advanced Regeneration: Alucard's ability to regenerate is considerably greater than any other vampire's. He has regenerated from a pool of blood and from being decapitated, blown to shreds by gunfire, incinerated completely, etc. When damaged to an extreme extent, his body simply turns into a shadow-like substance and reconstitutes. Exceedingly holy weapons have been shown to incapacitate him for a time, but even Anderson, augmented with Helena's Nail, could do no lasting harm to him. While regenerating against Anderson, he became a shadow entity at one point.
 * Superhuman Accuracy: Alucard has been known to hit targets at great range using handguns while looking the other way. He does this by using his so-called 'third eye'.
 * Superhuman Strength: The extent is unknown, but Alucard can physically rip humans and vampires apart with ease. He can slice through Tubalcain's cards (which are sharp and strong enough to easily cut through a uranium shell moving at high speed, without the slightest damage done to the cards themselves). With just his bare hand, he was able to stab through Alexander Anderson, infused with the Nail of Helena, in the heart and kill him while the Casull did not have noticable impact on a human Anderson.
 * Superhuman Speed: He can move faster than the eye can see, such as when he seemingly appeared to be a glint of light like artificial vampires have shown in his fight with Tubalcain. He's fast enough to keep up with a vampirized Walter Dornez, who was shown to be able to outpace bullets from machine guns when he was human.
 * Superhuman Reflexes: He has demonstrated the ability to catch bullets (both Rip Van Winkle's and ordinary ones). He easily caught Rip Van Winkle's magic bullet with his teeth (the same bullet which punctured a SR-71 moving down at Mach 3.2 speed several times in rapid succession and intercepted multiple missiles).
 * Superhuman Agility: The ability to defy gravity to an uncertain limit. He is also seen leaping impossible distances and can walk up vertical surfaces.
 * Intangibility: The ability to pass through solid objects.
 * Shadow Manipulation: Manipulation of shadows into physical form, which he can then use however he wishes.
 * Shapeshifting: Alucard can transform himself or parts of himself into bats, insects, snakes, hellhounds, other human forms including a little girl, an amorphous mass of darkness, and many other forms. Alucard has four known human forms, each with different characteristics and weapons. He also states that his form means nothing and that he can take any form that he chooses.
 * Weather Control: The ability to control the weather to an unknown limit, as demonstrated by the fog created when he returned to London aboard the H.M.S Eagle.
 * Teleportation: The ability to disappear and reappear somewhere else. He also has the ability to levitate.
 * Telekinesis: In the manga, Alucard uses telekinesis to close a door on a fleeing SWAT officer. He also launched six SWAT officers into the air and guided them to flag poles where they were impaled. Alucard is later seen moving a broken down air-craft carrier from the Gulf of Italy to the Dover of London all in a little less than 40 minutes.
 * Telepathy: Alucard can speak telepathically to his fledgling, Seras Victoria.
 * Mind Reading: He is able to listen to what the others are thinking of.
 * Hypnosis: Alucard was able to hypnotise a hotel receptionist who objected to the size of his luggage (his coffin), when he traveled to Brazil in order to investigate leads on Millennium (fans sometimes call it the "Love Beam" after a remark from Pip).
 * Precognition: As a standard for a vampire, he has precognition, the ability to see into the immediate future, which allows him to predict the movements of the opponents he fights. According to Pip, a vampire can easily dodge a bullet with their ability to predict human movements.
 * Familiar Summoning: The ability to summon familiars, the souls of those whose blood he has sucked in a variety of forms that either sprout from his body or swarm around him as an army numbering in the millions. These familiars can also include animals such as horses and the weapons and abilities that the familiars possessed in life, but Alucard can only use this ability when Control Art Restriction System Level Zero is released. The familiars can come in two ways, one is similar to a ghoul, mindless and constantly moaning in pain, while the other is the soul manifesting exactly how it was when it was alive, personality, powers, and all. It's unknown if vampires have control of how they want their familiars to manifest, or if the soul loses its personality traits (although the former seems more likely). One of the most famous is the Baskerville.
 * Bloodsucking: The ability to suck a person's blood and absorb their soul and, consequently, their knowledge and memories. (He learns more about Millennium after absorbing Tubalcain). He can also absorb blood through his clothes and skin, as he does with Luke Valentine's blood after his hell hound had eaten Luke's body. Alucard can also draw in blood from millions of people over vast distances (at least throughout the city of London).
 * Hibernation: Alucard is able to survive long periods of time without consuming blood, but is able to fight at a usual level of strength after drinking even the smallest bit of blood.
 * Immunity to Vampiric Weaknesses: His abilities and health are not in any way compromised by such things as sunlight or silver. In fact, it appears that the only weapons capable of harming him to any real extent are the most holy of Christian artifacts, such as Father Anderson after augmenting his abilities with Helena's Nail (a nail, which was from the True Cross, which crucified Jesus Christ, and was blessed by his blood) but even that did no permanent, or even lasting, damage.
 * Supernatural Sense: The ability to sense supernatural activity (In The Dawn, a prequel to Hellsing, Alucard knew the Captain was a werewolf the moment he saw him, and in the OVA, he could see the blessings on Father Anderson's bayonets as well as the holy barrier preventing their escape).
 * Combat Experience: In addition to his superhuman abilities, Alucard also possesses centuries of combat experience. While he usually relies on crushing his opponents with sheer power, he does at times use strategy. When he fought Alhambra, Alucard used shadow duplicates to distract him, allowing Alucard to close the distance between them and deliver the death blow.
 * Omnipresence: At the end of the series, Alucard has acquired Schrödinger's quantum reality manipulation powers after absorbing him during the Millennium incident. This grants him the ability to exist wherever and however he wishes to. He can also exist in multiple places at once using this power, and he can appear in astral realms (being physically present in a person's mind for example). It also makes him completely immortal; Any alterations to his person by outside forces can simply be imagined away, including fatal injuries.

Weapons
Wiz: Alucard is an exceedingly lethal combatant even when unarmed, due to his extensive supernatural abilities and strength, but he also uses various weapons in battle. These have included swords, machine guns, and traditional vampire-slaying tools such as stakes and crosses.

'''Boomstick: Additionally, Alucard has two signature weapons, a pair of over-sized and overpowered handguns named the .454 Casull and the Jackal. In Hellsing: The Dawn, he wielded a Thompson Sub-Machine Gun.'''

Wiz: The ammunition for Alucard's Casull appear to be hollow point rounds, giving them even more stopping power.

Boomstick: Now that we've covered their weapons, abilities and powers, I think it's TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Fight
(NOTE: In this fight, imagine Dio is voiced by AntfishTAS -who does a Tim Curry Dio in JoJo Abridged- and Alucard is voiced by Takahata101 in Hellsing: Abridged, there character types and personifications of Dio and Alucard will be used in this fight).

It is the dawn of night, in Cairo, Egypt.

Dio is sitting in his mansion wondering/talking to himself out-loud if he sounds like Tim Curry.

Suddenly Alucard pops out.

Alucard: "Why yes, you do sound like an Indian cuisine named 'Tim'."

Dio Brando: "What's this? Another vampire? I wasn't aware there was any other Stone Masks."

Alucard: "Stone Masks? INCORRECT! Inconceivable! I, Alucard, am the first and strongest vampire and vampire hunter in the world!"

Dio Brando: "Well I, DIO, do believe that I, Dio! Am the strongest vampire in this universe! And also happen to have a Stand named 'The World'. And you're a vampire and vampire hunter? A little ironic don't you think?"

Alucard: "You think I haven't noticed by now? Well anyway...I, ALUCARD, AM HERE TO SLAY YOU DIO!"

Dio Brando: "How do you know my name?"

Alucard: "What do you mean? You are a famous rock-star vampire aren't you? You are Ronnie James DIO -leader of the cult 'Dio', right?"

Dio Brando: "Wai-WHAT?! I'm not Ronnie James Dio! I'm Dio Brando!" Incarnation of Ronnie James Dio's awesome with Marlon Brando's...last name..."

Alucard: "Oh well then, my mistake... I'll just be leaving then."

Dio Brando: *whispers* "I am a vampire you know, I said so."

Alucard: "IN THAT CASE PREPARE TO DIE MARLON BRANDO!"

*FIGHT!*

Dio Brando: "It's Dio Brando. Not Marlon Brando, GEEZ!" (he said from an afar building's roof). [Dio had used a Time Stop to get some knives and move to the building].

Alucard: ''(How did he get over there? Did he use a teleporter? Bah those things don't exist, YET. Is he a Time Lord? Pshh that's crazy, I'm a Time Lord. It says so in my FanFic). ''[Dio is heard muttering in the background].

Dio Brando: "Well it's been KNIFE, (comedic pause) knowing you!"

Alucard is hit by several knives to no affect,

Alucard: "BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!" (Alucard takes out Baskerville).

Dio Brando: "Hey I do too! WITH MY HANDS!"

Dio uses another "Time Stop" and swipes his hands at Baskerville and drains its blood while draining some of the other Familiars and Alucard's blood.

Alucard: "Goddammit!...That was my favorite..."

Dio takes out off his cloth/jacket and upper wear and reveals his underwear (his Loose/No-Sleeve T-Shirt).

Alucard: (Here comes the "Why Boner"! Of course with a vengeance!)

Dio Brando: "As you can see I have change my clothes. Meaning that I, Dio, have grown stronger!"

Alucard: "I can tell.... No homo."

Dio Brando: "Too late I felt the homo."

Alucard sends in a quarter of his Familiars, as he sees Dio Brando as a serious threat.

Dio takes out all of them by freezing them and smashing them then absorbing their blood, while Alucard fires several rounds of ammunition at Dio.

Dio either catches them with "The World" and throws them away or they just stop right as they touch his skin.

Alucard: "Well... then..."

Another quarter of Alucard's familiars come and occupy Dio.

Alucard throws several common street objects such as a door, cars, street lamps/poles, Dio's furniture, and even some of Dio's own minions at him.

Dio hits them all away while running towards Alucard.

Alucard sprints towards Dio and both are in a grappling position. Dio's hands are around Alucard's neck, while Alucard's hands are around Dio's upper body and shoulders.

Alucard: "Hah! Fool! At this very moment I'm draining your blood!"

Dio Brando: "And so am I!"

Alucard, realizing Dio can absorb blood through his hands severs Dio's hands with a sword with Holy Water recently put on it.

The Holy Water trickles over Dio's hands, wrists and arms leaving him unharmed and but Alucard's superhuman strength and speed had enough force to cut them off.

Dio Brando: "No my sexy hands!"

Alucard: "Try sucking my blood no-...(Dio attaches his hands back into his wrists)-oww....I guess the Holy Water really did have no effect..."

Dio (with The World) begins to kick and punch the shit out of Alucard for a good 30 seconds.

Alucard sends out his shadow to strike at Dio.

Dio notices this (while The World is still punching Alucard) and moves enough so the Shadow only glazes Dio's skin and goes right back into Alucard who is being beat like a punching bag while he can't see the invisible (meta-physically/astral-supernatural projection) Stand boxer that is "The World".

The World lets go of Alucard only to then throw and punch Alucard right through his chest, sending Alucard flying.

While Alucard has full regenerated in a few seconds, Dio is no-where to be seen.

Alucard: (It's strange he has this, supernatural ability! My familars could sense it! He said he had called something a Stand named 'The World'? He also seemed to be able to stop time, I, Alucard, and my familiars could sense that as well... better to use strategy than sheer force. Right after I distract him with my sheer force! Wait, why can't I move? WHY CAN'T I MOVE?! I can't speak either! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! He stopped time again!).

Alucard sits there for a few seconds and wonders: (I wonder what that Dio fellow is doing right now...I guess he ran out of steam and rolled right out of here!)

Dio Brando: "Oh Alkie baby! LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT! IT'S A STEAMROLLER!!!"

Alucard: "Oh shit..." (Alucard tries to take out the remaining half of his familiars and his shadow, but to now avail...).

Dio Brando: "Oh it's just so, USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS~!!!" (Dio is repeatedly hitting the said steamroller).

The steamroller blows up and a cloud of smoke and dust appears and disperse as Dio falls back down on the ground, landing on his feet unharmed.

Dio Brando: "And that takes care of that."

Alucard: "That kinda hurt."

Dio Brando: "What?! Still alive are we now?"

Alucard's remaining half familiars attack Dio while Alucard's shadow tries sneaking up from behind.

Dio Brando: "THE WORLD! Time is frozen today!" (Dio kills and absorbs all the remaining familiars while Alucard's shadow was on the verge of striking Dio).

* Time resumes, but then is stopped in a blink of the eye*

Dio Brando: "Oh time resumed? Too bad its frozen again! Thanks to your little sprites, Alkie."

Alucard: (Don't call me that, why is he calling me that).

Dio Brando: "I can now stop time for up to 11 WHOLE MINUTES! And do you know what I'm going to do?"

Dio Brando then performs the "Legendary Za Warudo/WRRRRRY Combo" for the remaining 10 minutes (He wasted 1 whole minute talking to a frozen Alucard) with the added bonuses of Dio's Space Ripper Stingy Eyes" and UURRRRRRRRRREEE (Vaporizing Freeze Combo used on Dire/All-Star Battle) at the end of each LZW/W Combo.

*K.O!*

* Time Resumes, and it is still around midnight*

Dio Brando: "Now the fanboys will have something to rage about! Tell them how I won already! Oh, and this time I finally got to say: WR-" *cuts off to Results*

Results
Wiz: Don't EVER tell me how to do my job! Anyways...*Boomstick is heard crying*

Wiz:...Anyways, that could of been a real close match-up if not for some differing factors. These factors include: Alucard really wasn't the greatest vampire in "The World". *Boomstick is heard crying and shouting gibberish* The Winner is Dio Brando.
 * 1) The World couldn't be hurt by Alucard as Stands can only be hurt by other Stands, though Alucard and his Familiars could slightly sense The World but his Familiars would be no match.
 * 2) The World is like Star Platinum, Star Platinum could break through a whole set of human-sized diamond teeth (as-tall-as-humans, not normal human teeth), Star Platinum can go mano-o-mano with Silver Chariot who would move faster than a stand of light making both Silver Chariot and Star Platinum FTL or MFTL. The World is shown to be slightly faster and even stronger than Star Platinum meaning it is either MFTL or less likely FTL as well.
 * 3) One time stop attack from The World would equate to about 2 MOABs (Mother-of-All-Bombs). This can equal to about enough force to ravage a small country.
 * 4) Alucard maybe the Ultimate Vampire in his universe. But, Dio Brando is a JoJo Vampire, meaning he can only be defeated by Hamon/Ripple (a breathing technique used for healing and fighting/countering the undead) and the Sun.
 * 5) Even though Alucard did have his Familiars, they are made up of the bloods and souls of the people he drained. This means that Dio can absorb them through his hands (as he drains blood normally).
 * 6) Once Dio absorbed all of his Familiars, which I remind you are the bloods and souls of people and animals drained by Alucard, Alucard ran out of lives as his "Immortality" as even Alucard states is just him using up the souls and blood he has drained.
 * 7) Again, once Dio absorbed all of Alucard's Familiars, he could now possess a better/longer time stop. As when he drains blood (either that of a Joestars or even that of powerful people/opponents) he can gain even more superhuman strength, speed, agility and a longer time stop.
 * 8) Once Dio had drained Joseph Joestar's blood, he was able to take on Star Platinum (who need I remind you broke though diamond and a barrage of punches from SP would be equal to that of 2 MOABs, like The World) without the use of his Stand. So imagine if he sucked out all of Alucard's victims' blood? He'd be unstoppable even without his Stand.

*Boomstick is heard still crying until a shotgun blast is heard, then it's quiet*

Wiz: Did that shut you up?

Boomstick: *sniffs* Yes...

Next Time on Death Battle
Yoshikage Kira (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable) is running down the Naples street when he bumps into Diavolo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 5: Vento Aureo).

During this, Josuke is running down the Naples streets looking for Kira when he sees Giorno.

Josuke: *tsk* "Nice hair (sarcastic)!"

Giorno: "You ain't got bad hair yourself, PUNK! Oh wait no I lied your hair is not as good as mine!"

Josuke: "What the f*** did you say about my hair!?"

Also: In the 1939, in Rome, Italy. Gintoki appear out of the blue and is now walking around when he meets Joseph Joestar (Same Voice Actor in the Anime and J-Star Victory Vs.)

Kira vs Diavolo! (Time-Looper vs Time-Eraser)

Josuke vs Giorno! (Healers go at it! Crazy Diamond against Gold Experience!)

Gintoki vs Joseph Joestar! (Same Voice Actor, hopefully finished in April 1st as joke What-If? Death Battle)

Meanwhile in space, a strange frozen statue is seen floating near Planet Saiyan then it blows off to the Earth's direction thanks to a pod and the planet blowing up.

Years later, the same statue lands into the Lab where Cell is kept releasing him. After acquiring the Androids' powers he comes back to inspect the frozen space rock only for it to have thawed relieving a Pillar Man, named Kars (a.k.a Cars, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 2 Battle Tendency) who claims to be the Ultimate Being. Cell, also claiming to be the Ultimate Being/Life-form laughs at the newly thawed Kars. (Kars vs Cell! Ultimate Life-Forms/Beings collide!)

Polls
Who Do You Think Should Win? Dio Brando Alucard