User blog:Ahomeschoolingroudon/Jack Cayman hacks and slashes into DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Jack Cayman is one of the deadliest men in the world being a unbeatable player of Deathwatch games he takes it serious

'''Boomstick: A mechanic and former marine he started without a sponsor reputation or no obvious reason of being there in the first place..except for the hundred million dollar prize! Now I want to join deathwatch'''

Wiz: Trust me wiz no you don’t as it forces people to kill each other off all the time in the most twisted ways

'''Boomstick: Who would run something like that? He must have some serious screws loose'''

Wiz: The twisted soul named..Noa

'''Boomstick: Just Noa? His name is just your average name for some pepsi manager'''

Wiz: But unknown to Noa Jack Cayman is actually working undercover for the FBI in hopes to get Noa arrested for his crimes

Boomstick: But he’s not your ordinary undercover agent because he has a retractable chainsaw for an arm!

Wiz: This chainsaw allows Jack to slice and dice through other Deathwatch competitors in a matter of seconds but he also kills people in the most obscure ways possible like shooting them to a skeleton! Ripping people in half with dual blades! And even punching somebody into a cannon send tending them shooting off into cannon!

Boomstick: Awesome..

Wiz: See with jack he’s able to use his environment to his advantage being able to send somebody into a conveniently placed spike or fan because there’s deathtraps like that all around deathwatch

'''Boomstick: But will it be enough to score a win against the kickass otaku travis touchdown? Tune in tomorrow as the fight unfolds..'''