Howard the Duck vs Scrooge McDuck

Howard the Duck vs Scrooge McDuck is a What If? Death Battle made by Spelunkydunkey and is Season 1 Episode 3 in his series.

Description
Marvel vs Disney! Which wisecracking, webbed waddler will duck the danger of death? Could the anthropomorphic alien of Marvel defeat the richest duck in the world?

Introduction
Wiz: When a regular animal gains human intelligence, it may be the work of science fiction.

Boomstick: But these mastermind mallards are no laughing matter.

Wiz: Like Scrooge Mcduck, the dollar-filled drake.

'''Boomstick: And Howard the Duck, Cleveland's duck defender. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Scrooge McDuck
(Cue Ducktales Remastered Scrooge's Office)

Wiz: In the state of Calisota lives a town called Duckburg.

'''Boomstick: Where life is apparently like a hurricane. But one of the most famous residents of the town is the one and only Scrooge McDuck.'''

Wiz: But life wasn't always like this as we mentioned in his battle against Shovel Knight. He was born in 1867 to a poor family in Scotland.

'''Boomstick: What do you know, he got a job as a shoe shine and earned his first money - a dime. In SCOTLAND!'''

Wiz: Scrooge set out to collect his true fame and travelled to America. Scrooge truly became the world's richest duck.

'''Boomstick: Having all this loot, Scrooge has plenty of weapons to defend it. Like countless guns, swords and cannons in his real estate! He also has a ray gun that can penetrate through titanium called the Burglar "Stunner."'''

Wiz: My favourites would be his friction-defying Anti-inertia and Neutra-friction rays. As well, he's got the Medusa Gauntlet which, when touching an organic being, turns them into stone.

'''Boomstick: But ol' Scroogy is known for his trusty cane, which can double as a pogo stick and golf club! And you thought the Swiss army knife was multitasking.'''

Wiz: Also, the mallard is no stranger to hand-to-hand combat. Scrooge has bested every Beagle Boy in arm wrestling and even tore a steamboat to pieces with his bare hands!

'''Boomstick: Being a bird with many talents, you better believe he's got his feats. He survived the Titanic sinking, out-roared a lion and a wolf, solved the mystery of the Chupacabra and even got shot by a cannon to the face then was dragged through a goddamn minefield!'''

Wiz: But most ridiculous of all, he defeated a rock giant only to carve a statue of himself with it's leg.

'''Boomstick: Yep, but even Scrooge has his weaknesses. I mean, the guy's 150 YEARS OLD! He's definitely not in his golden years but that means he has plenty of experience.'''

Wiz: And, mainly because he's Donald Duck's uncle, Scrooge goes mad if anyone tries to take his fame and fortune.

Boomstick: I'm not sure that's really such a bad thing but, weaknesses aside, Scrooge McDuck is one tough damn duck.

"If they think they can get between Scrooge McDuck and his three cubic acres of cash, they've got another thing coming!"