User blog:Awesome Rowlet and Epic Popplio/Wario vs Sub Zero/ Scorpion vs Mario is RIGHT. (That was sarcasm)

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Farts vs Ice Cream!

Interlude
Wiz: Sciencey Sciencey.

Boomstick: Wacky Sentence.

Wiz: So Mario lose, now rivals go to DB.

Boomstick: Wario, the Fat Malio.

Wiz: Sub Zero, Cool Guy.

Boomstick: Catchphrase.

Wiz: Catchphrase.

Wario
Wiz: So one nite Mario was drunk so he hooked up with an ugly princess, then 9 months later Wario came out, looking like Mario but also being ugly and fat.

Boomstick: Wario can fart. And steal money.

Wiz: He also is stronger Mario so that means he can beat Bowser better then he.

Boomstick: Something innapropriate.

Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sub-Zero
Wiz: So one day Sub Zero learned his older bro got killed, and he was pissdizzled.

Boomstick: So he took revenge! Kinda.....Actually he's kinda buds with Scorpion now.

Wiz: Sub Zero uses ice.

Boomstick: That is basically it. Also sometimes he builds snowmen.

Sub Zero: This fight shall be your last. I think. Unless I die.

Fight
Wario looks around for pizza. He sees Illumanati. He grabs it then tosses it away. It hits Sub Zero he gets angry, then he challgenges Wawio.

FAT! I mean, FIGHT!

Wario farts, but SZ dodges, then shoots ice at Wario. The fat troll gets frozen, then is picked up and tossed. Wario breaks out and becomes Warwio Man, then gets Waluigi Boy and they began punching Sub Zero. Sub Zero gets angry then gets a swrord and slices Waluigi Boy's head off. Wario screams in anger then punches Sub Zero in thehead.

Sub Zero creates an ice sword then stabs Wario in the guts several times, before tossign him down, the fat guy's eyes lifeless and blood suroundingahim. ILLUMNATIANBFFFJ

K_O?

Results
Wiz: Wawio loses because logic.

Boomstick: Sub Zero was very cold to Wario.

Wiz: Sub Zero Wins. Flawful Victory.