User blog:Riolu-San/Riolu-San Plays Pokemon Platinum Randomized Nuzlocke

Here is really just a blog of me duing a Nuzlocke for fun, and an excuse to write a funny story.

The Story
Riolu-San and his little brother are aguring who is the better trainer and Arceus forces them into Sinnoh while randomizing, the pokemon, items, TMs and HMs, the movesets for a Pokemon, the trainers, and the abilities on a Pokemon. Only one will win.

Part One, The Starters and the First Captures, and Death Galore...
Arceus: Everything is randomized, even the movesets and abilities on a Pokemon.

Riolu-San: Aw crap...

Jedi: Well I'll pick my class now... WAIT THERE IS ONLY COOL TRAINER (F)?!?!

Riolu-San: Jokes on you, I got the Rocket Leader Title.

Jedi: What are the starters.. gimmie!!!

Arceus: Fine... but Riolu picks first...

Riolu-San: Okay... Cleffa... Meme Weed and... wait Dratini I call dibs...

Jedi: Okay then I pick Cleffa.

Arceus: Fairy Type is not in this game.

Jedi: DANG IT! I'll just take the meme weed then...

Arceus: I'm off, probably gonna be in the hands of some 6 year old or worse you... ARCEUS AWAY!!!

Jedi: FITE ME I'LL REK YOU...

Riolu-San: Okay. Dratini Psycho Cut.

Dratini: Sure, whatever...

Dratini whips the Bellsprout next to him with psychich energy somehow...

Bellsprout: Oh that is it!

Jedi: Bellsprout, Dragon Rush.

Bellsprout: YOU GONNA GET IT NOW!!!

Bellsprout rushes at the Dratini but misses by 1 millimeter.

Dratini: THATS WHAT U GEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Riolu-San: Dratini Mach Punch...

Dratini pulls up a stand and it punches the Bellsprout at mach speeds.

Jedi HOW COULD YOU!!!

Riolu-San: RNG loves me thats how.

Jedi: I'm getting out of here!

Riolu-San: see ya.

Riolu-San than dubs the Dratini Jotaro, even though he forgot to offically name him, he then caught a Larvitar named THE WORLD! and Vigiroth named Expansion... both shortly died afterwards, but he got a Deoxsys he dubbed Star Platinum, a Bayleef he dubbed Mr. Stake who was killed by Jedi shortly after, a Shroomish dubbed 1-Up, a Lileep named Groot, who was shortly put in the box for saftey reasons, and finally he caught a Clefairy he dubbed Pinkachu for obvious reasons. As the tried to make it through the cave Star Platinum lost his life to an angry Armaldo that got a lucky Fissure to connect although he was shortly avenged Jotaro. But with the loss they gained two new additions to the team. A Grumpig dubbed Baconator, and a Yanma dubbed Goggles.

Riolu-San: What the heck was all that? We lost a freaking legendary, a pseduo legendary, and MURRRRRRSTAKE!!!

Jotaro: This world is crazy! Heck I am only safe due to my natrual bulk, and only having to fear Ice and Dragon attacks because Fairy Types don't exist yet!

Pinkachu: Well at least me and Goggles got the bones of our enemies, particually that Armaldo.

Goggles: How else would we use Bone Club and Bonemarang?!

1-Up: Thank Arceus that I'm still alive, I almost died to a random wild Magikarp with Sheer Cold!

Baconator: I am just thankful you stopped me from my sucidal Brave Birds.

Riolu-San: Well the first gym is approching so we are gonna have to start grinding... Anyone who is not Jotaro or 1-Up.