User blog:AdamGregory03/Death Battle Video Game Rivalries

Well, since everyone liked my concept for a Death Battle video game, and that I recently sent an email to Ben Singer about it, I figured I'd continue with my concept: Starting with Rivalry Cutscenes. Then... I don't know what after that. I'll just update every time I think of one... So, yeah. But I'll be skipping the ones in which neither combatant can speak because, well, what's the point in that?

I mean, Godzilla vs. Gamera cutscene would be just:

GODZILLA: "ROOOOOAAAR!"

GAMERA: "ROOOOOAAAR!"

And cue fight.

Goku vs. Superman
GOKU: "Superman!? Hey, Superman!"

SUPERMAN: "Goku!? What're you? - Oh, I guess he brought back the ones who died as well..."

GOKU: "Who?"

SUPERMAN: "Uh, never mind. So um, sorry about killing you. ...Twice."

GOKU: "Oh, no hard feelings!"

SUPERMAN: "Oh, good."

GOKU: "So... How about another round for old time's sake?"

SUPERMAN: "I... guess some things never change..."

GOKU: "Uh, heheheh.. Well, we don't have to go all out this time... I mean, unless you want to."

SUPERMAN: "All right... But if another planet gets destroyed, you're fixing it this time."

GOKU: "Deal!"

Deadpool vs. Deathstroke
DEADPOOL: "Hey, is that...?"

DEATHSTROKE: "Oh, no... Is that...?"

DEADPOOL: "Deathstroke! Slade old buddy! Hey man, long time no see! Not after I turned you into the Headless Horseman, right?"

DEATHSTROKE: [Groan]

DEADPOOL: "So hey, what's it like being dead? I mean, I wouldn't know, 'cause, you know, I got the better healing factor between us."

DEATHSTROKE: "Shut up..."

DEADPOOL: "And more importantly, how're the Titans? I heard you were supposed to be in their newest show, but they tossed you aside in favor for some shitty story about clowns?"

DEATHSTROKE: "Shut up!"

DEADPOOL: "Okay, okay, I can see you're in no mood. ...By the way, your ex-wife says hi."

DEATHSTROKE: "...What?"

DEADPOOL: "And that she likes it when I spoon her."

DEATHSTROKE: "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"

DEADPOOL: "Ah, there's the Slade I know and love!"

Chuck Norris vs. Segata Sanshiro
CHUCK NORRIS: "..."

SEGATA SANSHIRO: "..."

CHUCK NORRIS: "...Well, there's only one way to know for sure. ...You up for it?"

SEGATA SANSHIRO: "...Sega... Satan... SHIRO!"

CHUCK NORRIS: "...Okay then."