Bunnicula vs count duckula

Intro
Speedsy: vampires the bloodsucking immortal sharp fanged creatures of the night but what if they were more

furry? bunnicula the vampire bunny

spider cat: and count duckula the vegetarian vampire duck he's speedsy i'm spider cat

speedsy: and it's our job to anlalyze they're armor weapons and skills to see who would win...a death battle

Bunnicula
speedsy: a long time ago a girl found a key a special key you see in the box was a theater and in that

theater was a bunny mina adopted it but little did she know there was more to that bunny then meets the

eye that bunny was......a vampire bunny!

spider cat: holy shit! oh you know he's actually kinda cute

spider cat: yeah chester an harold didn't think so well at first but they then soon became friends and they

have gone on adventures together summoning ghosts and other things supernatural  bunnicula can fly has

sharp fangs and even has a scary face to scare evil off

spider cat: that's cool i guess  he has defeated many forms of evil went to the internet can control many

things and even has a storybook where the spider come alive? what is up with these cartoons nowadays?

speedsy: i don't know spider cat i just don't know anyway bunnicula has consumed over thousands of

vegetables he loves the stuff i mean it makes sense he is a rabbit

spider cat: right bunnicula can uses his cuteness to his advantage mina seems to like him i mean he did

adopt him but despite this he is not perfect

speedsy: right bunnicula is kinda an idiot and easily distracted meaning he has a hard time focusing on

things

spider cat: but he always seems to get the job done in the end

speedsy: yep bunnicula while not being able to turn into a bat sports the characteristics of a vampire fangs

the ability to fly thought him being vulnerable to sunlight might up for debate since he is usually seen in the

night time

spider cat: yeah we will have to think about that but who knows what he can do

speedsy: bunnicula also seems to like vegtables a lot he sinks his teeth into them like a vampire drinking his

victim's blood

spider cat: awww that's kinda cute look at him with his little eats little eyes and his fluffy tail i want him i need

him!

speedsy: oh dear please don't

spider cat: but he's so cute!!!! kawai!

speedsy: *sigh* it's been one of those days

chester: bunnicula get down here

bunnicula: *does so*

Count Duckula
speedsy: castle duckula a home to a dynasty of vampire ducks legend has it these dreadful creatures can

be killed by a steak through the heart or exposure to sunlight but there is a ritual that can be made ounce a

century and this was done by a butler named igor and a nanny named well nanny

spider cat: how original....

speedsy: however the final ingredient was needed blood

spider cat: however it didn't go as planned as nanny put in ketchup instead

speedsy: enter count duckula


 * the count duckula theme plays*

spider cat: aw yeah classic television

speedsy: yeah count duckula started out as a danger mouse villain but soon got his own tv show then when

the reboot of danger mouse was announced duckula madea comeback or tried to

count duckula: we interrupt this program to tell you that thanks to danger mouse count duckula tv is

worldwide

spider cat: so he wants to be famous? what kinda motive is that?

speedsy: don't question it spider cat count duckula has vampire abilities such as flight hypnosis and can turn

people into vegetables

spider cat: why vegtables no wait don't tell me

speedsy: yep he's a vegetarian

spider cat: of course why not?

speedsy: count duckula is one weird vampire duck von goosewing has tried several time to kill him but he

has proven too smart for him and he always ends up with the short end of the stick

spider cat: wait if count duckula is a good guy why does he want to kill him?

speedsy: uh hello dreadful dynasty?

spider cat: oh yeah...forgot about that

speedsy: anyway duckula is not that great he doesn't harm anyone meaning he doesn't exactly fight he

always loses to danger mouse he can be egotistical and igor just wants him to be evil but duckula is not

really into that and his fangs are fake as show in the intro

spider cat: yeah and nothing seems to go as planned for him poor guy

speedsy: but despite this count duckula will never give up no matter what

count duckula: count duckula hehe

Intro
speedsy: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

spider cat: it's time for a...vampire animal battle!

pre-fight
castle duckula chester harold and bunnicula are seen walking along the corridor

chester: i can't believe we are vacationing here

harold: i know i know all because bunnicula won the coin toss

bunnicula: *makes happy noises*

chester: please don't bring it up

chester: okay i am going to bed now

harold: me too night bunnicula

bunnicula then flies off and sees some vegetables then bits into them this makes a certain vampire duck mad

upon seeing this

count duckula: hey you little rodent that is my lunch

bunnicula: *hisses*

duckula: oh alright that's it put em up!

announcer: fight!

Fight
count duckula starts by charging at bunnicula but bunnicula dodges and kicks him in the face count duckula

recovers with just a mere shake of the head count duckula then punches bunnicula in  the face but then

bunnicula lands on his feet then hisses at duckula this makes the vampire duck gulp duckula then has an ' idea

duckula: look it's steve carrel

bunnicula then looks to his right as duckula runs off

bunnicula then angrily chases after duckula

duckula: this is quite humiliating being chased by a rabbit

duckula then trips and starts spinning  and then lands flat on his face

bunnicula then hisses at duckula as he has hit a dead end

duckula: oh wait uh oh *get's hypno eyes* you are under my power you will leave this place now

bunicula just tilts his head in confusion

duckula: uh you will jump out the window?

bunnicula just has a not amused face

duckula: well it was worth a shot

duckula then flies upward and tries to attack from above but bunnicula then is ready as he hits him with a

frying pan sending him into a wall unconscious as he then seeing stars literally he ounce again recovers with

a shake of the head

duckula: of course a frying pan why not?

bunnicula then starts attacking duckula with his tiny fists of fury

duckula: ow ow ow ow your hands look so soft yet hit so hard!!!!!!

bunnicula then rolls duckula up into a ball and throws him

meanwhile chester and harold are sleeping when chester wakes up

chester: what's going on out there?

harold: probably nothing just  go back to sleep

chester: okay

they do so and starts snoring

outside bunnicula and duckula are fighting up a storm as bunnicula then uses his ears the launch duckula

out the window

count duckula: heh big deal i can fly

bunicula then flies out the window with wings coming out of his ears

count duckula: of course being part vampire he flies

bunnicula then dropkicks's duckula sending him spinning

count duckula: alright now i'm mad duckula flies at bunnicula as both are having a dogfight

duckula: you can't escape castle duckula or count duckula himself your finished hasenpfeffer

with that duckula then drops a tomato bomb on bunnicula sending him crashing down  as duckula lands on him

count duckula: any last words

bunnicula: any last words?

bunnicula smiles

bunnicula: bye bye

bunnicula flies off

duckula: huh?

the sun shines on duckula

duckula: no!!!

duckula turns to dust