User blog:Agent Alaska The Suave Gentleman/Segata Sanshiro Vs Chuck Norris vs John Cena vs Zangief vs Mike Haggar vs Axe Cop

One Day Segata Sanshiro was defending the Sega Saturn when he heard something he'd not heard for a long time: somebody not playing a Sega Saturn so he knew what to do he raced over there as fast as he could where he saw a figure called Haggar piledrivng a large purple being into the ground while another man piledrived bears Segata rushed up to them and shouted "SEGATA-SHUN!" (YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!) the two payed him no attention until he ran up to them and punched them the two got into a fighting stance before the one they call Cena rolled on up and said "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" before a local Police Officer carrying an Axe walked out of his Squad Car and gave them a steely gaze before they engaged in battle......