Thread:BloodyBloodwork365/@comment-26198742-20200208222240/@comment-44728141-20200209002128

Here it is for QA: (Cue: Our Beginning)

Wiz: Akira Kursu was a normal student attending school. He seemed to be having a good life. He even saved a woman from a corrupt politician.

'''Boomstick: Only, that very same politician...got him arrested. He was then kicked out of school and had to move to Tokyo.'''

Wiz: It's better than life in jail. Anyways, Akira would end up meeting of a man named Kamoshida, who was secretly ruling over another dimension with an iron fist.

'''Boomstick: Yeah, it's called Mementos. Anyway, Akira then found out that this creepy app was on his phone. He then deleted it...and it somehow reinstalled itself. Are we on the verge of--'''

Wiz: No.

Wiz: This would grant Akira access to Mementos, an aternate reality that is for the people's hearts, umm...metaphorically. Akira would end up fighting a war against corrupted hearts. Alongside him are his friends, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts.

'''Boomstick: But we're here to talk about Akira. Anyways, Akira seems to be somewhat peak human, seeing as he jumped from the floor to a the middle of a really tall ladder. Seriously! What steroids is that guy on?!'''

Wiz: None, Akira is simply more physically fit than most people. If you think jumping from a floor to a ladder is impressive, you haven't seen the Olympics.

'''Boomstick: Then, Gru-I mean Igor, this creepy guy, chose Akira to join The Velvet Room, where he harnessed this thing called the Wild Card Fool Arcana. What does it do, you may ask? Oh, nothing. It just lets Akira command EVERY JOJO STANDS AT ONCE!'''

Wiz: What? No. Those are Personas.

'''Boomstick: Wiz, what's the difference? They're both manifestations of one's soul, they both can do crazy impossible (Bleep), and they both look cool!'''

Wiz: A Non-Persona User can see Personas. Also, the Perrsonas are based off of JoJo's Stands, so that should answer your question.

(Cue: Last Surprise)

'''Boomstick: Oh, okay. Anyway, Akira' main Persona is Arsene. Arsene in old legends was this gentleman thief. Arsene in Persona is...a freakin' dark angel!'''

Wiz: Akira wields a knife and gun. He has a grappling hook and a special curse called Eiha.

'''Boomstick: It makes you take continuous damage. Anyway, Arsene can also make Akira fly, create mirror-like forcefields that block physical and special attacks, and can cut people with it's claws. Akira can keep Arsene at his side or have it fight further away.'''

Wiz: Akira also has another Persona which he used to one-shot Yaladabaloth...Sataneal.

Boomstick: Sataneal one-shotted GOD!

Wiz: Not-not God, per say.

Boomstick: Akira's strong enough to take on creepy demon things called Shadows, fast enough to dodge a Big bang-like attack being thrown at him, durable enough to tank a galaxy hitting him, and mentally resilient enough to be completely immune to Yaldabaloth's Rays of Control!

Wiz: Akira is a skilled and intelligent fighter, forming strategies mid-fight and analyzing his opponents. However, he's not completely infailable.

'''Boomstick: Yeah. If he strains his Personas too hard, he'll be unable to use them for a time. He's also...a showoff, oh and any damage his Personas take transfers to him.'''

Wiz: But at the end of the day, the thought of someone who can match the Phantom Thief's power seems laughable.

Akira: ...Begone!

I'll guess there's still something wrong. Did I at least write anything here well?