Talk:Waluigi vs. Rouge the Bat/@comment-31816534-20170611031106/@comment-28219241-20170901181522

1: That's true, Rouge is faster, but Waluigi can even out the gap with his Wall-Luigi! ability from Mario Strikers Charged (which doubles his speed)

2: Yes, Rouge has more finesse, but most of her tools lack the strength to even HURT Waluigi. I mean, this mother-fucker can endure blasts from his supply of Bob-ombs (including the huge ones) time and time again (including a blast from hundreds of Bob-ombs right in the FACE that engulfed the entire stadium in the intro of Mario Power Tennis, punches from the Mario Bros and Bowser, and a drop of several thousand feet in the sky, just to name a few). So, while she could land MORE hits on Waluigi, most of them would do little more than breifly stagger him. Meanwhile, if Waluigi gets his grubby mitts on Rouge.... well, it's game over.

3: Suprisingly, that wouldn't work. Waluigi has a crush already on Princess Daisy. And which would you choose? A kind, sweet, hot princess, or an anthropomorphic bat most certiantly out to steal everything you have?

4: Superior defenses? I respectfully direct you back to all the durability feats at No. 2. As for the bombs, Waluigi's survived explosions from his own bombs before (and also much more powerful explosions), so that's kinda a moot point.

5: Fair point.

6: Techically, yes she has superior combat skill, but Waluigi's a professional boxer and he can use his items as functional battering weapons, so he isn't THAT outclassed.

7: And Waluigi beat fucking BOWSER in a fist fight, AND he beat him with only one kick (basically, he one-shot him). And really, if Waluigi can beat someone as durable as BOWSER with a caual kick, then Rouge (who's way less durable) would probably, well. explode if Waluigi put even a small bit of effort into a kick.