Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5423362-20170320231535/@comment-26221704-20170321014309

Lenin proclaimed, "The bourgeois is dead and I have been gloriously living in the corpse of capitalism. Rejoice my communistic brethren and sisters for we, the people, have ceased the means of production and create our own future in a world full of no heroes, no leaders, no artists, no gods, no masters. Hail the Motherland! Hail the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! Hail Russia!".

However, unbeknownst to the white Slavic male Serbia had failed to remove kebab as a horde of Turks raid Kiev and God Emperor of Mankind Donald J. Trump triumphant rides his Griffon into battle slaughtering an unholy plethora of kebabs and commies. Hilary Clinton and her mecha squad decided it was time to spread global saturation as shirtless muscular tentacle arms Albert Wesker had wanted. The Socialist Bernie Sanders rode a swarm of birds to the aid of Lenin as the swarm engulfed the enemies of the Socialist peoples, this would prove futile as Jeb Bush devastated the lands and the armies with his bowls of guacamole and turtles. Sputniks and Chavs went to war throwing bottles of whiskey, rum, piss poor British alcohol and 81% Russian vodka at each other. The blood of the dead only fueled the determination of the nearby Romanian vampires to swiftly appear and devour the blood dry from their brawling victims. William Shakespeare and the Royal of the Emerald Isles of Britannia burst through the sun and lambasted any query imbecile to happened on by them. A battalion of Prussians and Poles charged on their tanks and horses in order to disperse the unlawful Social Justice Warriors but failed to control the situation as the Mario Bros. circa September 13, 1985 and copyrighted by Nintendo began brutally treading down on the heads of many participants of the bizarre engagement. A surplus of Dragon Ball, DC, Marvel, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, and SAO fanatics stormed the battlefield having already began fighting each other to now begin fighting against other random armies resulting in the endless unnecessary bloodshed of thousands. In a moment of desperation, The Undertaker and Kane the Brothers of Destruction began doing their vintage wrestling maneuvers on countless opponents in hopes of letting their comrades Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, John Cena, and the Big Show in their efforts to secure the Corpse Parts of Vince Meekmahan and Jesus Christ to unlock their finishing ultimate hyper combo in which Fulgore and Smoke fuse together and drop down a single laser bomb which erases the entire multiverse and resets it. Also there was a pig in human clothing around too.

The lowly protagonist could not help but ponder his own existence in this nonsensical and outlandish world perpetuated by an online user on a wikia thread online.