User blog:MacabreHarmony/(CANCELLED)Hating Death Battle Fanon

I'm gonna get so much hate on this...

Welcome to...

HATING DEATH BATTLE FANON! WITH YOUR HOST, STARFOXSONICFAN!
Um, hello. I hate on DBFs here. Hate on me too if you want...or something. I'll just do the thing now.

STEVEN VS FINN AND CN BATTLE ROYALE
Well, anyways, that new show Staven Oniverse. Pretty good. The first couple of episodes weren't too good and Historical Friction was motherflippin' awful, but it's gotten better.

But when things get better, they get popular.

Steven hasn't been used a lot on this wiki, but he's been in a few fights.

With only 2 I agree with. (Steven vs Star and Steven vs Uncle Grandpa)

Steven vs Star is agreeable for obvious reasons.

Steven vs Uncle Grandpa is accurate because, come on guys, Uncle Grandpa warps reality. (Even if I don't like the show)

But Steven vs Finn and CN Battle Royale aren't very accurate.

Steven vs Finn:

The Bubble Shield blocked a speeding rollercoaster. Wow. Totally the best feat of durability. And even if it's an OK feat, Steven doesn't have the Bubble Shield anymore.

Steven is not tactical. Seriously where do you come up with this.

The only thing I agree with is the roar, but then again, it's not like Finn and Jake can just, I don't know, kill Lion?

Also, Steven can't heal anymore.

CN Battle Royale:

Yeah. Gumball would just "go home" because he "doesn't like being killed."

???

Gumball has freaking gained the same intelligence he's always had, when his BRAIN was removed!

Gumball's also had his HEAD split in half!

He also...ate himself...

I don't know what to think about that one.

WIP