User blog:McGasher/Scrooge McDuck goes berserk into DEATH BATTLE!

Those are my researches over Disney's Scrooge McDuck (mostly, feats from his comics) for ArachnoGia's next fight, Wario vs. Scrooge McDuck, in which I'll help. Thank you for your attention! :D

Boomstick: *singing the DuckTales main theme* Life is like an hurricane, here in, Duckburg... Race cars, lasers and a greedy Scottish duck READY TO COMMIT A MASS MURDER IF YOU INSULT HIS FAMILY!

Wiz: Scrooge McDuck was born in Glasgow, Scotland. From the McDuck Clan, Scrooge initially shined boots for a living, but when a ditchdigger payed him with an US dime (that became his Number One Dime) he decided to begin his life as a strong-willed gold digger.

Scrooge McDuck:
 * Born in Glasgow, Scotland
 * Uncle of Huey, Dewey, Louie and Donald Duck/Paperinik
 * Very thrifty and greedy to the bones, but higly determinated in everything he does
 * Would fight to the death to defend his family and his Number One Dime
 * Suffered from depression (lost his love interest Glittering Goldie, spent all his life alone bullied by the other gold diggers, abandoned by his family), cured by spending time with Donald
 * Owns a Moneybin full of traps, two rockets and various vehicles

'''Boomstick: Yeah, dark shit. He went to the Klondike to search a gold pot for his poor family, but his mother died before he could find it.'''

Wiz: The other gold diggers were sure there wasn't any golden pot, so they bullied him as he was trying everything in order to find it. When some of them found out about his mother's death, they locked him with two chains to a wall, and started reading his family's letters in front of him, laughing and joking about the sad events described in the messages.

'''Boomstick: That's when Scrooge grow the balls of steel we know him for! He broke the chains out of pure anger and went berzerk!'''

'''Boomstick: That's what happens when you mess with Scrooge McDuck. Seriously, you just don't. By the way, here are his weapons!'''

(comics) Weapons and tools
 * Walking Stick - He really doesn't need its help, he uses it mostly to hit people
 * Combat Knife - A knife that Scrooge got during his gold digger ages
 * A Pickaxe and a Shovel - Items used during the research for the gold pot
 * Rope - A normal rope, most of the times used as a lazo
 * Didgeridoo Flute - A flute which sound instantly attractes mooses, that will help Scrooge if he's in trouble. He can make one in no time with a stick and a knife
 * Punt-Gun - Scrooge uses it most of the times someone attack his Moneybin. He uses it to shoot various kinds of "bullets", useful in different occasions:
 * Normal bullets - The average, dangerous bullets, Scrooge uses them on inhuman menaces or people he wants to seriously injure
 * Salt bullets - Often used against thieves such as the Beagle Boys or even on his rival-in-affair Rockerduck, Scrooge loves to use them as they are perfect as "a reminder of his authority", without leaving serious injuries. He sometimes uses it even on his nephews Donald, Fethry and Gladstone
 * Garlic bullets - Normal garlics. Scrooge only uses them against Magica DeSpell (the witches in Mickey Mouse's universe can't stand garlic)
 * Garlic Necklace - A necklace made out of garlics, Scrooge only wears it in close encounters with Magica DeSpell
 * The Multiplicator - An useful tool made by Gyro Gearloose, it creates various clones of the user and act according to his orders. At first gave to Donald, the Beagle Boys stole it and Scrooge took it back.
 * Anti-Inertia Gun - A gun that shoots a pink ray, probably made by Gyro Gearloose. The victim's punches become so weak that Scrooge hardly feel them, even if they punched him in the face. Its effect lasts for at least a couple of hours
 * Slippery Gun - A gun that looks exactly like the Anti-Inertia Gun and shoots a similar ray. The victim becomes so slippery that Scrooge could throw him away by touching him with a finger. Its effect lasts for at least a couple of hours. Often used together with the Anti-Inertia Gun

(DuckTales) Weapons and tools
 * Pogo Stick - Scrooge uses it to jump onto his enemies' heads
 * Genie in a lamp - A lamp with a Genie in it

Moneybin
 * Full of traps such as a giant robotic leg that kicks the intruders away, drops them under the ground or traps them in various rooms (with indestructible walls)
 * Originally ministered to by a butler named Duckworth, it's now under another butler's protection, Quackmore, who is younger and more prepared in case someone attacks
 * Contains Scrooge's money, including the special Number One Dime
 * Scrooge's formerly house

Wiz: Scrooge McDuck is now quite old, but he is as agile as he always was. While he spends a lot of time defending his Moneybin, he spends most of his free time out, accurately avoiding the cars and creating various incidents just to take a penny, or going on other adventures against aliens, pirates and seamonsters.

'''Boomstick: Scrooge was, is and will always be a great fighter and explorer. Here are some of his most amazing feats!'''

Feats:
 * Broke two chains out of pure rage, beated all of the gold diggers that were taunting him, broke two smokestacks with his own hands, threw a piano out of the window and punched a gold digger so hard, he flied off the window leaving his silhouette on it (the two smokestacks later hit a boiler who caused a fire)
 * Beated the crap out of Franklin Delano Roosevelt inside a stone tiger which was sliding down a mountain (... yes.)
 * Fought a whole bar all alone and won
 * Knocked out three cowboys with a plate and a rope in less than two minutes, two of them didn't even understand what happened
 * Throws a knife from 20 yards right a bit over Goldie's head to cut her hair (and save her from a bear who was biting it); doesn't miss the shot and says that "from only 20 yards, it's easy"
 * Can uproot a tree on his own without problems, calls carrying trees on his own "light hauling
 * Extremely skilled with swords, agile (can jump from object to object and climb poles in no time)
 * Can frighten bears and big hammerheads by shouting at them
 * Can summon, control and ride mooses and caribouses with his Didgeridoo Flutes
 * Outran a lion
 * Survived when lions, rhinos and elephants attack him together
 * Angered, went berserk against the same animals and knocked all of them out in seconds
 * Can quickly come up with succesful plans that guarantee his victory
 * Can tame and ride wild lions

Wiz: But we aren't done! Scrooge also created his own super alter-ego.

The Masked Top Hat
 * Has all of Scrooge's normal equipment, plus a mini-cannon in his costume (he can activate it with a button on the belt)
 * Saved the Ultraheroes (a group of heroes including the planetary level Super Goof and the defender of the Earth, Paperinik) from the Bad-7 Island (in the Ultraheroes Saga)
 * Defeated the Beagle Boys, when they found weapons that could counter Paperinik's arsenal)

'''Boomstick: Moral of the story? Don't go against Scrooge! He's old but agile, strong and, if you attack his family or his money... you won't survive.'''

Wiz: In fact, when Scrooge is angered, or his family and Number One Dime are in danger, he won't end the fight until his foe runs away out of desperation... or dies.

'''Boomstick: Will Scrooge be able to finish off Wario, Nintendo's greedy, fat plumber, or will he be squashed by his fat and garlic bad smell? Find out in ArachnoGia's next battle, Wario vs. Scrooge McDuck!