User blog comment:BangJang96/Attention everyone who is included in my story/@comment-25980853-20170319021731

Wario:

+Immortal

+Defeated Shadow while in Super form

+Defeated Kingpin

+Defeated Mr. Krabs and Scrooge McDuck

+Defeated Deadpool

+Nuke farts

+Every battle he wins in must have the pun Wariowned.

+Can break the fourth wall

-Lost to Vegeta

-Isn't as sexy as Waluigi

-Lost to Dedede

-Likely single