Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26516708-20161223013858/@comment-26030372-20161223030139

Here in the Ethiopian mountains we have your average Lion (totodilus leo) in his den. No, we aren't talking about an African lion, this is the real deal. He stans upright, his dark fur making perfect camouflage for a night hunt. After licking his sideburns for a while the two-legged beast lets out his hunting call and off he goes into the night, the red streaks on his tail being the only chance for his prey to spot him on the hunt.

This site is known for its freshly bred child Newraptor (Bannedus Nohalfdecenttasteus), with a variety of Bons (Booger Boogerus). Bons are too small for prey, but there aren't any adult Newraptor here today, which is odd as the race is almost extinct. The Lion looks at a child, about 7 or 8 years in age. This Newraptor looks like good prey. The attack of any Lion has left several with mostly fatal injuries, with a few minor exceptions. He sneaks forward, his tail lowered in case he is spotted. As soon as the deer-sized giant rabbit moves a bit nearer, the Lion strikes, wrestling the Newraptor on to the ground. The Newraptor squirms in a futile attempt to fight, but once this six-foot tall big cat gets you pinned down, you're done for. After a few minutes of being pinned down, the Newraptor feels claws digging into its neck. The Lion begins raking his claws over the Newraptor, until he at last rips away the rabbit-like coat to reveal the more lizard-like structure underneath. The Lion is indeed, a lizard predator. The Lion grabs the Newraptor by its throat and sinks in his claws further, until he breaks the neck. The Newraptor has been put down. The Lion takes this to his den, choosing to ignore the smaller Bon lizards.