Thanos vs. Frieza

Thanos vs. Frieza is the seventh episode of Hipper's Death Battles. It features Thanos of Marvel Comics against Frieza of Dragon Ball Z.

Intro
Boomstick: Space tyrants. Some of the most common aspects of villains in fictional history.

Wiz: Like Thanos, The Mad Titan

Boomstick: Or Frieza, one of Goku's most recurring enemies.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win in a Death Battle?

Frieza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oUquZ4U234

''Wiz: This alien is one of the most feared characters in the Dragon Ball universe. If you even mention Freiza's name to any being who has witnessed his power, they will tremble with fear.''

'''Boomstick: Well... Everybody but Goku and his friends. In the Namek Saga, Freiza was the most difficult villain in the entire series! But now he sounds like a weakling who can be beaten in two seconds by a random rock in the background.'''

''Wiz: Don't underestimate Freiza. He destroys planets on a regular basis for proft. He just couldn't get the reward for Namek.''

'''Boomstick: Freiza has four forms, not including the Super Perfect Frieza form, which is just Perfect Freiza after taking steroids. In this battle though, were only using Perfect Freiza. All the other forms of Freiza wouldn't stand a chance against Cooler.'''

''Wiz: Rules aside, Freiza has a large array of attacks. Like an eye beam he used to destroy Guru's house. They're not that useful, as a house is basically the strongest thing it can destroy.''

'''Boomstick: Freiza's favorite killing move is the Death Beam, also known as Freiza Beam. This move has Freiza extending his arm and firing a skinny blast. The downside is, it takes a while to charge up and opponents know when it's going to happen.'''

''Wiz: Crazy Finger Beam is a super fast burst which explodes at the location Freiza points to. He uses this attack multiple times and this move usually succeeds. ''

'''Boomstick: Supernova is a more powerful version of the Death Ball used by both Freiza and Cooler. It was used when he destroyed Planet Vegeta and against Future Trunks as Mecha Frieza. It is the move Freiza commonly uses to destroy planets!'''

''Wiz: Death Saucer is like Destructo Disk by Krillin. Unlike Krillin's, Freiza's are faster, purple and can be controlled remotely. Near the end of the Namek Saga, Goku actually tricked Freiza and managed to get Freiza to cut HIMSELF in half.''

'''Boomstick: But, man, this dude is arrogant. He calls himself the strongest being in the universe all the time!'''

Wiz: None the less, Freiza is a tough enemy, and you don't want him coming to Earth anytime soon.

Thanos
Boomstick: Are you sure that's not Darkseid in disguise?

Wiz: No, Boomstick, anyway, Thanos was born on Eternia, with Eternal parents, but with an evil gene.

This evil gene makes Thanos obsessed with death and believing in death and he even worshipped death.

Boomstick: Yeah, that ain't Darkseid!

Wiz: Moving on, Thanos was feared by everyone, even his parents.

Alone, Thanos visited Mistress Death, the sexy incarnation of Death.

Boomstick: Hot Diggidy Dog, he is hell not Darkseid!

Wiz: Thanos fell in love with Death, but Death rejected him, so Thanos thought that to please her, he would kill every living thing in the universe.

Boomstick: How sweet.

Wiz: Due to his intentions, he is been an enemy of many, mainly Silver Surfer, The Avengers, Fantastic Four and the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Boomstick: But he ain't a god like he says, he's been beaten left and right, from getting the snot kicked out of him from Adam Warlock to getting imprisoned in a limbo from his son, he just takes it like it's nothing!

Wiz: But he keeps coming back. Always.

Boomstick: Now that that's done, it's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle
"Please, I don't know what your talking about!"

Thanos was "interrogating" yet another alien on Planet Namek, in hopes of finding the Infinity Gauntlet.

"I know it's on this idiotic planet somewhere. My Titan technology told me so.:"

"Please Thanos, I don't..."

The alien died, but not from Thanos.

This time, a white and purple alien with a long tail showed up.

Thanos turned to the alien.

"And who may you be?"

The alien replied.

"I am Frieza, destroyer of worlds. And I am here for the god like Infinity Gauntlet."

"I am Thanos, and that Gauntlet is mine, sweetie."

Frieza replied.

"Sorry Thanos. But the only way we can settle this dispute is to the death. The winner gets the gauntlet. I hope you're ready, beef-cake."

"Let's get this over with".

FIGHT!

Frieza fired three energy beams at Thanos, which knocked him back into the rocks.

Frieza then fired more energy beams at Thanos, but Thanos used a boulder to block the hits.

He then threw the boulder at Frieza, but he hit it back with his tail. Thanos then punched threw the boulder, and shot a laser at Frieza, knocking him away.

As he was in the air, Thanos teleported next to him and grabbed his tail.

He then started swinging Frieza around and around and around and around until he chucked him very far.

He fell down in a market. As people started to run, Thanos quickly teleported next to him.

As Thanos walked towards him, Frieza threw an orange at his eyes, blinding him for 3 seconds.

Frieza then charged at Thanos and started beating him up with punches and kicks until Thanos blocked the incoming kick and broke Frieza's leg.

He then swung him around and around and threw him out the window and far into a canyon.

Frieza couldn't get up, and Thanos quickly appeared.

"Do you give up?"

Frieza replied.

"Never."

Frieza then shot a laser beam at Thanos, knocking him back.

Frieza then levitated up.

"I can fly, Thanos. A broken leg is not an issue."

Frieza then flew at Thanos, but Thanos side dodged his charge, and started beating him up.

He then grabbed his tail, and ripped it off.

Frieza, now tail-less and had a broken leg, still attempted to fight.

But Thanos, who was started to get agitated, went crazy and threw Frieza into the ground.

He then started beating Frieza senseless until he was close to dead.

Thanos then watched as Frieza slowly couldn't breathe and died.

"You were a pathetic waste of time. Now that he's dead, the Gauntlet is mine. Mwahaha!"

KO!

Aftermath
Boomstick: I bet DBZ fans are flipping out right now!

Wiz: Me two, probably because of Kirby vs Majun Buu and Superman vs Goku.

But never the less, Thanos took this one because he was smarter, stronger and more durable than Frieza.

Boomstick: Plus, Frieza always loses to Goku, and Thanos would beat Goku.

Wiz: The winner is Thanos.

Poll
Who did you root for? Thanos Frieza