Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25656629-20150323070343

(Serious Note: I only made this cause I was bored and this is not to be intended to be another meme train like outbreak)

Hello.

You clicked on this discussion cause you want to know why Freddy Fazbear loses.

Well here we go.

Five nights at freddy's was created in 2014.

2 + 0 + 1 + 4 = 7

Fazbear has 7 letters.

Coincidence?

I didn't think so.

Fazbear rhymes with the word Anchovy Pear.

Pears are a type of fruit.

Safou are also a type of fruit.

Safou contains 5 letters.

Freddy Fazbear has 4 limbs.

5 + 4 = 9

District 9 is a movie starring Sharilo Copley.

Does that mean Freddy Fazbear is losing because Sharlto Copley weakens him with his movies?

Let's find out!

Shalito starts with the letter S and so does Segata.

Segata fought Chuck Norris.

The word chuck has 5 letters.

Freddy also has 5 letters.

5 + 5 = 10

Ten rhymes with Guinea Hen.

Guinea pigs also contain the word Guinea.

Guinea Pigs are animals Freddy Fazbear is supposed to be an animal and there's nothing that can disprove this so.

We now have clear evidence that Freddy Fazbear is losing because of Sharlto Copley. 