Mario and Luigi vs Rayman and Globox

Description
''Nintendo vs Ubisoft! Which platforming duo will win!?! The Super Bros or the Dream Protectors!?!''

Interlude
Wiz: These two are the kings of platforming in our modern world.

Boomstick: Mario, the Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Wiz: And Rayman, the Hero of the Glade of Dreams.

Boomstick: But they might not have been able to reach the very top without their Player Twos.

Wiz: Luigi, the Highest Jumper around.

'''Boomstick: And Globox, the Slap Happy Glute. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse these duo's weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Tag Team Death Battle.

Mario
Wiz: Born one of the 7 Seven Star Children, Mario is the older Super Mario Brother.

Boomstick: Their stork deliverer got in a mess when trying to deliver Mario and his brother, but on the bright side, the kid got an entire race of dinosaurs at his command.

Wiz: After being delivered to his parents and growing up in Brooklyn, Mario and his younger sibling became plumbers.

Boomstick: And they were doin' pretty good until they got sucked down the drain and ended up in the crazy land known as the Mushroom Kingdom.

Wiz: Mario and Luigi became heroes after rescuing the ruler of the land, Princess Peach Toadstool.

Boomstick: Mario and her seem to be pretty close, but all that bitch ever gave him was a cake.