The sniper vs captain deadbeard

pro log
wiz: in the universe of pvp gaming there are plenty of sniper classes to play as

boomstick: like the sniper from team fortress

wiz: and captain deadbeard from plants vs zombies

boomstick: hes wiz and im boomstick

wi: and its our job to analyze there skills and abbilitys to see who would win a deathbattle

the sniper
wiz: in team fortress there is a man who goes by the name the sniper

boomstick: and his real name is mun dee

wiz:the sniper is a professional sniper

boomstick: this guy has a sniper that can peirce through helemts and it can go through a persons head and hit another person a smg that has stabbed through a spys chest and a jar full of piss that he can just throw at his opponents and so its easier to track them when camoflauged or even cloaked and can effect a huge radious of people

wiz: and this guy is able to back away just before a bullet hit him

boomstick: and he can do rapid fire with a gun

wiz: and the sniper has snuck up on a spy before

boomstick: and the sniper has shot through gas masks and helmets and he can take out moving targets with ease infact fast moving targets that is very impressive but then again he is a pro

wiz:and he has a razor back wich can make him immune to one bacstab attempt but it only works once

boomstick: oh and he once died and when to heaven and was quickly was brought back to life basicly making him more dangerouse because he isnt scared to die

wiz: and in one shot he shot off a bread monsters arm

boomstick: and he survived getting shot multiple times at the abdomen

wiz: but the sniper is glass canon and doesnt have that many feats and the getting shot feat is his only durrability feats

boomstick: and once the sniper is spotted he is very vounerable and has to find a new sniping spot

wiz: and the sniper is very vonderable when he zooms in on opponents

boomstick: and he is not for front line combate and is better off in a bush or a tower

wiz: and the spy did beat him in hand to hand combat

boomstick: and remember that survivng the shots feat well he did die from the shots

wiz:and the razor back only works once so after the razor back is used he is very vounderable afterwards

boomstick: and the jar of piss can just be sent right back at him

wiz: but the sniper is still a dangerously skilled mercenary

captain deadbeard
wiz: in the pvz universe there is a pirate zombie that goes by the name captain deadbeard

boomstick: captain deadbeard is a sniper class

wiz:he has a spyglass shot wich is a sniper and a scurby scatter shot a shot gun basicly making him good for both sniping and close range combate

boomstick: and he can jump into a barrel wich gives him protection from shots and you chase enemys and then captain jumps out of the barrel and the barrel explodes with captain deadbeard not hurt at all that is a extreame durrability feat

wiz: he also has a parrot pal wich desends into the air and shoots people from the sky or the parrot can drop egg bombs

boomstick:he also has a robot version of that parrot that is more durrable

wiz:he also has a abllility called canon rodeo wich he jumps onto a canon and shoots cannon balls that do seriouse damage to the people it hits

boomstick: he also has a abbility called anchors away wich he choses a destination and he throws a anchor to the top of the destination and it sends you up wich can seriously help him when he is ready to snipe someone

wiz:and deadbeard is able to jump out a exploding barrel and not be hurt at all wich works as a reaction feat and a durrability feat

boomstick: captain deadbeard is also able to rival the rose a very powerful sourcerer

wiz:but the zombie pirate does have weaknesses

boomstick: like he is glass canon and realy lacks in feats

wiz: and he can die but considering he is undead can probably take more then one hit before dieng

boomstick: and if he gets cought while he is zoomed in he is in extreame danger just like any other sniper

wiz: and the parrot pal is very weak and can only take a very small amount of hits before dieng

boomstick: and the robot version of the parrot pal is slower

wiz: and the barrel can be destroyed its just very hard to do so

boomstick: but hey atleats the canon rodio has no weaknesses

wiz: and captain deadbeard is still a very powerful pirate zombie who will do anything to teach his foes a lesson

pro log
wiz:alright the combatants are set lets settle this debate once and for all

boomstick: its time for a death batlllleeeeee

pre fight
it is a not so normal day on a street in austrailia

zombies are shooting and humans wearing red

and suddenly the humans heads start to blow up

and the zombies heads also start to blow up

the camera moves up onto the top of a truck and it revels captain deadbeard shot the humans

the camera movs to the right and it is revealed the sniper had shot the zombies

both reload there snipers not noticing eachother

then both hear there guns click and glance at eachother

the sniper: i think this mate sees me

captain deadbeard: arg ye are one of them pesky humans in red

the sniper: sorry mate but im gonna have to kill ya

captain deadbeard: arg not before i kill ye first

fight
both of the snipers shoot at the same time

both of the bullets deflect off of eachother

the snipers bullet is crushed by captain deadbeards bullet

but both fall to the ground after hitting eachother

the sniper then reloads his rifle but when he looks back up he sees that captan deadbeard is gone

then a explosion happens right next to the sniper

the sniper is hurt but not dead

he sees a metal parrot in the sky

he aims his rifle at the metal parrot but it drops another bomb

the sniper then jumps off of the truck while the truck the sniper was on explodes

the metal parrot pal the lays rapid fire on the sniper

the sniper then dodges and gets to cover

the sniper then aims and shoots the metal parrot pal

the metal parrot pal explodes in the air

captain deadbeard: ah curse ye

the sniper then looks around for captain deadbeard

the sniper then gets shot in the arm

he looks up to see captain deadbeard reloading his rifle

dead beard then jumps behind the sniper and shoots him in the back

but the sniper inst dead from the shot

the sniper then turns around and whacks deadbeard in the jaw with his rifle

the sniper then throws a jarate bottle at captain deadbeard

the sniper then runs off

captain deadbeard looks around trying to trac the sniper

captain dead beard then gets hot in the leg

he looks up and finds the sniper

deadbeard: arg ye scurby land lubber!!

deabeard the throws a anchor up to were the sniper is and and then captain deadbeard is sent up to the sniper

captain deadbeard then uses his scatter shot and constantly shoots at the sniper

the sniper takes alot of damage and is now at low healt

the sniper: ow mate

the sniper then stabs deadbeard with a machete and runs away

captain deadbeard is extreamly inured by this attack

deadbeard then looks down from the tower and sees the sniper letting out a sigh of relief because he thinks deadbeard is dead

captain deadbeard then pulls out his sniper and snipes the sniper in he leg

the sniper lets out a howl of pain

he then limps out of sight

captain deadbeard then jumps back onto the ground

the sniper then pulls out his machete and tries to sneak up on captain deadbeard

the sniper slashes deadbeard but he dodges and gets into hs barrel and runs at the sniper

the sniper kicks the barrel over and aims his rifle at it

but then it explodes and the sniper is sent flying back

deadbeard stands up from the barrel and sees the sniper injured and sees his chance

captain deadbeard: arg prepare to perish land lubber

captain deadbeard then jumps onto a canon and shoots a bunch of canon balls at the sniper

the sniper: aw piss

the sniper in then blown up by the canon balls

the sniper lies on the ground with a extreamly burnt face

deadbeard walks up to the sniper and presses his peg leg on the snipers chest

captain dead beard then grabs his scatter shot and rapidly shoots the sniper in the head

the snipers head grusomley blows up and blood is all over the street

captains: yargg ye be weaker then me think

ko

 * captain deadbeard is doing a pirate jig on his pirate ship
 * the snipers dead body lies in the middle of a street

analysis
boomstick: i think that might be the most gruesome death performed by a plants vs zombies characters

wiz: now do belive us this was a very close one because the jarate would have givin the sniper a huge advantage and the razor back would protect him from a back shot and it would take alot of focus for either to kill eachother

boomstick: but deadbeard held several advantages that would make him a winner

wiz:like captain deadbeard was armed for both long range and close range combate and so was the sniper but the sniper just has a machete knife for close range while deadbeard had a close range scatter shot that could do some seriouse damage and captain deadbeard doesnt need to get as close to the sniper to do damage with the scatter shot while the sniper with his machete would have to get very close

boomstick: and deadbeard could porbably take more damage then the sniper because he is undead and the sniper is a normal human

wiz: and sure the sniper was more advanced then deadbeard but the sniper just majorly lacked a way to counter all of the explosives that captain deadbeard had up his sleeves

boomstick: and yes the jarate would take away deadbeards stealth it wouldent entirley mean the end for him because deadbeard could still track him down and the anchor abbility would make it easier for deadbeard to catch up with the sniper

wiz: and considering how deadbeard is able to rival people like the rose who is way stringer then him and the snuper only realy outclasses soldiers and medics and scouts it wouldent be to hard to say deadbeard has it in fighting cabability

boomstick: and considering that deadbeard is a zombie from the past and the sniper is a normal human the experience automaticaly goes to deadbeard

wiz: and deadbeard had musket balls while the sniper had modern bullets and muskets have been proven to hurt more then normal bullets so deadbeard gains a bullet edge

boomstick:looks like the sniper was dead before he had a beard

wiz: the winner is captain deadbeard

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