User blog:MetaCeejay97/Furor Bibendum I: Domus Autem Misit ad Infinitum Victi

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Mistress West was cut in half. Her soul ended up reaching the Otherworld, where the lord of the dead, Yemma, awaited. Compared to Yemma, West was a mite.

'Oh, ho, ho! Who do we have here?' he said in an odd sort of glee, 'It looks like we have a dead witch!'

West pinched her forehead.

'Please do not start.' she said, being on the edge of wanting to kill the bearded ogre.

'Oh, uhh, sorry.' Yemma replid sheepishly, 'It's just that not many dead witches appear, especially Ozian witches. Well, there was an influx twenty years ago, but it stabilised over time, so we are okay.' Yemma got out his notebook. 'Now, let's see...'

He looked at the book for a while, and then looked back at West to talk.

'Alright,' he said in despair, 'I know you'll be mad at me, but you are going to the H.F.I.L.'

'The what?' West said in confusion.

'The Home for Infinite Losers. Most people wrongly called it Netherworld or Hell.'

'Why am I being sent there?!'

'You are guilty of cowardice, manipulation to get your way, attempting suicide, manslaughter, lack of respect for others, and being a drug addict.'

West accepted her fate. She was going to Hell, and there was nothing she could do to prevent it from happening. Yemma opened a trapdoor and she fell in, passing out from the height she was faling from. Her unconscious body was found by three dwellers of the Home for Infinite Losers: Cell, a creation who died and came back to life several times before a certain being made out of Dark Matter got in the way, Bowser, who was disintegrated from the inside by Ganondorf's dark magic, and Dhazmor the Enchantress, who suffered a very literal heartbreak. They all kneeled to have a look.

'Oh, Kai.' Cell said, 'She's looks pretty banged up.'

'Hmm.' Dhazmor replied, 'She DOES look dead, but I have a feeling that she is still alive.'

'Let's just hope she isn't a plumber OR an evil pig wizard.' Bowser gruntily added, 'Come on, let's take care of her.'

Bowser, Cell, and Dhazmor all carried West to a village that was seemingly made by H.F.I.L. dwellers. She was taken to a hospital where Babidi was tending to a patient. He was surprised to see Cell, Bowser, and Dhazmor bring an injured person's body.