Blocky "Ripoff" Battle Royale

Introduction
Chugs: Man, don't you just HATE it when your game gets wrongly accused of bieng a rip-off?

83: Of course not! I only play Shrek Super Slam!

Chugs: Well then. ROBLOX, Terraria, Minecraft, and Blockland! Which has the superior fighter? Lets-a-go!!!

83: Wait.... Minecraft?

Chugs: Tell me you haven't heard that 'Minecraft is just lego' arguement.

83: Fair

​Steve
Chugs: Mineraft, a game where you build, survive, fight and create.

83: Or blow shit up!

Chugs: Steve is a guy who hails from Minecraft, and boy, does he have some stats!

83: Well, speed is... not so great. His best feat is dodging arrows. While that's not bad, it's not the greatest.

Chugs: But boy, does he make up for it in strength. If we assume that steve can hold 64 3-foot blocks of gold, this means he has a lifting strength of around 77,184 pounds!

​83: Woah

​Chugs: And he isn't low on weapons either. His best weapons are his diamond sword, which has the strength to kill an unarmed Steve in 3 hits! But with armor, he becomes a whole new beast!

​83: Hell yeah! Easily tanking explosions, diamond armor is really helpful!

​Chugs: But there is one small detail... they break.

​83: Not to worry though, because this would rarely happen! It's very durable!

​Chugs: But will it be enough for him to win fair and square?

​(Steve jumps up and down)

​Robloxian
​Chugs: Oh boy.

​83: Oh boy indeed

​Chugs: Where... where do we even begin? The ROBLOXian is a custom avatar from the game, ROBLOX. We will be using the most canon we can. R15, All catalog gear, in-game feats.

​83: Strength... honestly, it won't matter. He has such an arsenal, well... let's just go through his best items.

​Chugs: Heat seeking missle launcher, targets opponents and can kill a ROBLOXians easy! Azure Dragon Magic Slayer, can open a portal that can suck anyone nearby in and kill them.

​83: That's not that impressive

​Chugs: It can kill a ROBLOXian who has infinite health and an unbreakable forcefield

​83: ...

​Chugs: Hyperlazer guns, instantly disinegrate his foes... and much

​83: Much

​Chugs: MUCH more. He has so many 1 hit kill weapons that I don't have the will to type it, but thats's the best of the best.

​83: For now... so, Chugs, what about his stats?

​Chugs: Speed... can dodge a barrage of light bullets and out walk a black hole and light explosion.

​83: Wowza

​Chugs: It gets better. His durability is sub-par at best, but he's no magikarp. He can survive bieng torched, having all limbs cut off, having his spirit leave his body

​83: What

​Chugs: And he has loads of stat boosters. R-orb, can go super saiyan. Ropeds, can go about 5x the speed of the ROBLOXian... so... fast.

83: Honestly, what is this

Chugs: Someone who has the potential to win

(ROBLOXian dies in a black hole and yells *OOF*)