User blog:TheSoulofMelemele/TFS - Dragon Ball Super Abridged/DBFW Addition: Fight Counseling

Soul: Ghost is this really necisarry?

Ghost: Yes it is, you worthless, thankless ingrate! I can't beleive that you--

GA: Alright gentlemen, let's calm it down. Take a deep breath...

GA takes a deep breath.

GA: ... good. Now Ghost, let's adress the issue.

Ghost: The issue... The issue is that I spend every day roleplaying with you, to be a better role player for him! And what does he do? He goes out and gets kicked!

Soul: I don't see how that's--

GA: Soul hold on; this is Ghost's turn. Now, how did that make you feel, Ghost?

Ghost: ... It made me feel hurt... It made me feel inadequate... Like I am not good enough.

Soul: Oh Ghost, don't be like that. It was just a one time thing!

Ghost: WAS IT MELEMELE!? 'Cause last time I checked, there's a WHOLE wiki raidcoming up, and something tells me you are excited to get banned!

Soul: Well, sure but--

Ghost: SEE?! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Soul: Ghost, come on! We just roleplayed like last week!

Ghost: Yeah, well I bet you would have roleplayed with Ari if he were there!

Soul: That's not fair! I--

GA: Alright, let's not get too off topic. Soul, tell us: Why did you decide to pay Ari to kick you?

Soul sighs.

Soul: Ari is... I dunno... He just... Does things, ya know...? Things you can't. I can't go through life only knowing the same thing day in, and day out!

Ghost: Oh, there it is! After 15 years, I just don't excite you anymore, is that it?!

Soul: You know, Mage wasn't like this when you came along.

Ghost: Oh! ... So that's what this is now, huh?

GA: Now Ghost, nobody is saying you aren't Soul's roleplay partner anymore.

Ghost: NO! I want to hear it from HIM!

Soul: ... I mean...