Bowser Vs Gamera

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This battle has been taken over by MadMaxPyro with direct permission from the previous owner Tewn Lonk.

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Description
Two giant fire breathing turtle monsters duel to the death!

Intro
''Max: Fire and turtles, a strange combination that is surpisingly really badass. ''

'MadMaxPyro: Evidence for that being these two awesome giant fire breathing turtle monsters. '

''Max: Bowser, the king of the Koopas.  '''MadMaxPyro: And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. ' ''Max: I'm Max and he's MadMaxPyro who is also me because I'm really just one person. And because I feel like it I'm going to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle! ''

Bowser
''Max: Bowser is the King of the Koopas, owning his own castle and commanding an army of various minions. The infamous Bowser is feared greatly by the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom and well he is a giant, fire-breathing, spiked shelled monster so... that fear is well justified. While he has killed many of the residents in the past by turning them into bricks, his main focus is capturing the princess of the kingdom, Princess Peach. ''

'MadMaxPyro: But, other times he's tried to take over the entire universe too. But, he's always stopped by that damn Italian plumber Mario! Seriously, how does he always lose to a damn plumber?' ''Max: His trademark and most powerful ability is of course his fire breath. Bowser takes great pride in his fire breath and he should! Bowser's fire breath is very powerful able to reach temperatures of over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit! Bowser's fire breath can be shot in large streams or shot out as individual fireballs. He can also breathe fire into the air to send it raining down from the sky.'' 'MadMaxPyro: And his fire breath is so powerful it can even work underwater! Now, that's badass! Screw you science, I'm Bowser! But he has more than just that fire breath! In Super Mario Galaxy he has shown to be able to breathe freaking meteors from his mouth and in Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story he gains the vacuum breath to inhale enemies like Kirby! '

''Max: But let us get on to Bowser's shell. It serves as very durable armor which protects Bowser. Also, since he is a Koopa he is able to get into his shell and spin around. He can use this as an attack.''

'MadMaxPyro: But, it's far more deadly when Bowser does it since his shell is covered in spikes to do a spinning spiked shell attack. He's also even able to turn it into a double sided shell with spikes all over. Speaking of his shell like other Koopas it's practically indestructible. What is even more awesome is that Bowser can shoot out the spikes from his shell as projectiles! And for someone of his weight he's surprisingly agile able to jump extremely high in the air and he can pound the ground so hard that it creates sonic waves.'

Max'': Bowser also some magic powers being able to use teleportation, gravity manipulation, energy projection, and electrokinesis to name a few. But, he doesn't rely solely on these powers. Bowser is able to traverse the skies and outer space using his personal vehicle the clown car.''

'MadMaxPyro: Oh yeah! That thing, while it does look like some stupid circus vehicle, it's actually super helpful. Bowser uses it as a mini-helicopter to fly at extremely fast hypersonic speeds. Plus, it's durable made of hard steel. It's also armed with weapons like dozens of Bob-OMBs, 2 bullet bill blaster cannons, Mecha Koopas, spiked bombs, freakin bowling balls, a flamethrower from its mouth and even a cannon inside of its mouth that shoots rapid fire laser beams!? This thing's got it all! I want one!'

''Max: Back to Bowser himself, he also possesses phenomenal strength. He's able to obliterate stone statues and break down walls with 1 punch! However, those are are only his standard strength feats. Bowser can punch boulders to pieces easily, can catch and lift a giant cannonball and throw it hundreds of feet, has pulled an entire island to shore by a rope, has defeated Dark Fawful, and has even defeated and then killed a dark clone of himself " Dark Bowser" who completely copied Bowser's DNA gaining all of his powers and was also infused with the power of the dark star.''

'MadMaxPyro: What is also really impressive is Bowser's durability. He just refuses to die! Bowser has survived falling in lava countless times, being crushed, shattered, his entire castle falling on top of him, and even FALLING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN!!!'

Max'': Well, this is a bit of an exaggerated misconception much like DK's moon punching feat is. You see it wasn't THE sun, not our earth's sun. It was just A SUN. This is confirmed since the planet that Mario and Bowser were fighting on was surrounded by many suns. The sun Bowser fell into was an average orange sun. An average orange sun at it's highest temperature is 6,499 degrees Celsius/ 11,730 degrees Fahrenheit. At it's lowest temperature it is 4,000 degrees Celsius/7,232 degrees Fahrenheit. So, Bowser tanked a temperature anywhere within this range unscathed.''

'MadMaxPyro: So... still pretty damn impressive! Plus, he already tanks 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit lava on a regular basis which is the same temperature as his fire breath! Speaking of lava when Bowser falls in it... well you see y'know how the undead version of a Koopa is a dry bones? So, when Bowser falls into lava he becomes Dry Bowser!'

Max'': Wait, hold up! Lava melts him to bones BUT when he falls into a sun he is unscathed?! God damn it, I really hate inconsistency. ''

MadMaxPyro: Me too...

''Max: No shit sherlock, we're the same person. Anyway, As Dry Bowser his fire breath increases in power able to shoot blue fire instead of orange fire. Blue fire is twice as hot as orange fire so since Bowser's standard fire breath is 2,000 degrees Farenheit his blue fire breath is 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Also he gains the re-generation factor of a typical Dry Bones.''

'MadMaxPyro: So even when being broken to pieces he still can form back together. Also, he can even use his own bones to throw as weapons! '

Max'': Dry Bowser just like a typical Dry Bones is immune to fire attacks. He also has even higher jumping ability and can make lava rise just by roaring!''

'MadMaxPyro: But Bowser has more than that! Bowser has access to super bells and when he absorbs one he transforms into... Meowser?! ' ''Max: Yup, that's right. Bowser transforms into a cat becoming Meowser. Don't underestimate him though, in this "Meowser" form he can climb walls, scratch foes with his giant claws, whack them with his giant tail, and breathe blue and pink fireballs! Also, he can even use the double cherry cloning himself up to four times creating five Meowsers at once! ''

MadMaxPyro: Bowser can even transform into his monstrous form, Giga Bowser!

''Max: Complete with a shell of new, gold,razor sharp-spikes and everything! But, there's way more to Giga Bowser than just size and intimidation. His fire breath is upgraded to fiery lava breath, along with a bunch of other new powers. He's got dark matter punches, can freeze enemies into icicles by spinning his shell, can electrocute them by hitting them with the spikes, and will cause an explosion when he does a headbutt.''

'MadMaxPyro: But all of these other forms of Bowser pale in comparison to his ultimate, most powerful form Giant Bowser! ' ''Max: Various Mario series games have featured Bowser in this form and in most of them it is activated by an extreme adrenaline rush as a defense mechanism as a result from being in a dire situation such as falling in lava or being crushed by his own castle. In this form, Bowser is at his most powerful. Bowser can scratch through walls easily, can lift and throw castles, and can fight and defeat or in some cases destroy giant castles in combat even sentient mechanized ones.'' 'MadMaxPyro: Plus, in some Mario Party games, Bowser gains brand new abilities from his giant form as well. Giant Bowser in these games can throw red energy balls that explode into small pools of lava, purple energy balls that create shock waves, & dice blocks that summon enemies like Chain Chomps, Bloopers, & Wigglers. He can climb walls, summon hammers, summon spike balls, & summon Bob-ombs. With so many powers and all of his strengths and feats Bowser seems unstoppable. ' ''Max: But despite all of this, Bowser has one fatal flaw. He is an idiot. He has constantly put switch traps in his own castle which Mario has used against him many times to send him into lava, a mistake which Bowser somehow never learns from. Also, he is easily tricked by others, gullible enough to believe what ever someone tells him if they are saying something that he likes. For example, Bowser was once easily tricked by Fawful into eating a blorb mushroom just because Fawful told Bowser that it would make him "better than Mario".''

'MadMaxPyro: And as we all know, Bowser gets defeated by Mario pretty much every time whether it be in a legitimate fight or not. Bowser has only had a few temporary victories against Mario. Like the time when Bowser had the star rod making himself literally invincible thus making it impossible for Mario to hurt him making this a pretty illegitimate victory. Plus, it is important to note that his standard durability has its clear limits. In Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story he nearly died on four separate occasions. He was crushed by castles, towers, and trains to near death and only survived thanks to Mario and Luigi being inside his body to revive his fleeting life energy and turning him to his giant form to lift said objects. Though this may seem like another another ridiculous inconsistency considering that Bowser has survived a supernova and withstood a black hole but actually there is a logical explanation for this. Keep in mind that when crushed by castles Bowser was at his regular size but when surviving a supernova and black hole Bowser was in giant form so it's safe to say that both his strength and durability are massively amped up when giant. '

''Max: Regardless of any of these shortcomings, Bowser is still extremely powerful. Bowser has shown time and time again that almost anyone who crosses him who i'snt Mario, will get the shit beat out of them or be killed in cold blood.''

Gamera


''Max: One day the people of Atlantis decided to start constructing life, taking God's work into their own hands. ''

'MadMaxPyro: Except out of all the things they could have created like dogs, cats, bunnies, etc for some reason those crazy fools thought it would be a good idea to create giant laser shooting murder birds! And as expected Atlantis got fucked up, really badly! '

''Max: So, naturally the people of Atlantis saw their only sensible solution to fight back against these monsters was to create another giant destructive monster. Thus, the giant turtle monster Gamera entered the fray.  '''MadMaxPyro: Gamera is known as the guardian of the universe for always being there to kill monsters that pose a threat to the world and his secondary title is... friend to all children?'

''Max: ... It's not what it sounds like!''

MadMaxPyro: Anyway, you would expect a giant turtle monster that weighs 10,000 tons to be very slow and have trouble moving but actually Gamera is quite damn agile somehow able to swing around a pull up bar and jump in the air with a solid landing better than any Olympics gymnast. ''Max: Not to mention his variety of attacks. Gamera can fight hand to hand with his claws and tusks but his main attack is his fire breath which he can breathe in large streams or shoot out as individual fireballs. It is also so strong he can even use it underwater... this all sounds familiar.  '''MadMaxPyro: Well, technically it is plasma which is basically a far hotter form of fire. Considering this, it makes sense that it is that strong as the hottest man made plasma exceeded 3.6 million degrees, so the "fireballs" of Gamera can destroy or melt through practically anything.'

''Max: But that's not all! Gamera can literally fucking EAT fire! And when he does, it heals and powers him up making him fight back stronger and re-energized. '' MadMaxPyro: Gamera can also duck into his shell for defense and then release jets from it and freaking fly! ''Max: And Gamera is fast as fuck when flying, he can fly at mach 3 which is 2284 miles per hour! And he not only uses this for travel but it works as a great spinning shell ramming attack when fighting airborne battles against foes.''

'MadMaxPyro: Gamera was built using Mana, which is an etheral energy force connecting all places, things, and people. Someone's level of Mana depends on how much power they possess over others. Since Gamera is the guardian of the universe always protecting everyone from danger, his mana level is astronomical. '

Max: Using his advanced manipulation of mana, Gamera gains access to his most powerful attacks like his kaiju sized falcon punch! 'MadMaxPyro: But best of all Gamera can summon Mana from the earth itself creating his most powerful attack of all, his giant destructive fiery mana beam shot directly from his chest! ' ''Max: Gamera has accomplished some quite impressive things. His plasma fire is stronger than the Tsar bomb, he is fast enough to catch a missile that was going Mach 10, smart enough to repair an alien spacecraft, and he is durable to survive an explosion which destroyed the entire city of Sendai. An explosion that yielded 112 megatons of force. ''

'MadMaxPyro: However, it is important to note that Gamera has weaknesses. His defenses aren't impenetrable as Virus the squid monster managed to impale Gamera through the shell. He is vulnerable to his own plasma, prefers winning through analyzing his opponent and then retreating to fight again another day, relies on human connection to maintain power. '

''Max: But despite these faults, Gamera has still kept true to his title as guardian of the universe. ''

MadMaxPyro: ...And friend to all children

InterMission
''Max: The two giant fire-breathing turtle monsters are all fired up for battle! Let's do this shit already!''

MadMaxPyro: It's time for a turtle monster DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!