User blog:5555thExplosionMage/RWBY Chapter 1: Ruby Rose (Review)

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Beginning of the Episode
The main plot idea is rathe confusing for me to grasp with the first episode but I can honestly say it is pretty silly.

Human were created on earth for some weird reason I guess to be hope of something? But then  satan some idiot created the Grim. Monsters that eat people I think and look really REALLY stupid. Due to this the humans were given Dust, some weird... gem... thing... to gain the ability to fight off Grim. In which makes no sense. Why not make weapons? Even with this the humans were still losing but whenever there is a losing side there is hope for victory. Right?

Chapter 1: Ruby Rose
Some random criminals seem to have wanted to rob this shop of it's Dust. Which saying that out loud is really funny to me and I'll be saying that very often irl because yes. So they're robbing the place and one of them sees little red riding hood in the corner of the shop.

The guy decides to mug her because he wanted to play the big bad wolf apparently but Red ignored him. He got closer and she heard him, taking off her hood to reveal she was wearing headphones and listening to music. VERY LOUD MUSIC! The guy basically tells her he's robbing her and she retaliates, leading in a very well done fight scene (better than DB in my opinion).

During the fight the girl uses this giant scythe that can change sizes and shoot bullets and she totally reks the guys. Eventually she gets on the roof where a bomb was thrown at her. NOW YOU THINK SHE'D MOVE BUT NO! SHE STANDS STILL SO SOME LARGE-CHESTED LADY CAN SAVE THE DAY! So yeah bad guys get caught and Ruby gets a scolding.

During this scolding Ruby goes on and on about something and then the people are like, "DUUUUUUDE WE SHOULD LIKE, TOTALLY LET HER INTO HIGH-SCHOOL (or is it college?)" So yeah she gets in this school when she's still 2 years behind. Thus making her the youngest in the school and automatically the most popular.

Her older sister Yang is another blonde, large-chested character. The two talk for a bit and poorly animated anime news shows up and then they get to the school. But not before someone pukes on Ruby's shoe.

Rating
I give this episode

3.5 puked-on shoes out of 5