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Dark Pit had been flying over a mountain range trying to find something to kill. He had only recently recovered from that Pedo's creepy makeout sessions. He shuddered and lost focus. He almost crashed headfirst into a figure who suddenly appeared in front of him!

"AGH!" Dark Pit yelled, braking and aiming his Silver Bow at the figure. He was average height, skinny and tan. He had messy brown hair that was almost black and was wearing a Kirby Tee and shorts. Oh and he was also flying without wings!?!?

"Hey there Pittoo!" He grinned.

"How do you know my name? Talk!" Dark Pit yelled into his face, never putting down the bow.

"Woah Woah! Hey hey hey... Uh I'm WarpStar, friend of Groudon?" Warp said.

"Oh. Well in that case I won't kill you." Dark Pit puts the Bow down.

"SO! I heard you were bored yes?"

"Uh yeah?"

"Great! I got someone you can fight! You ever hear of Kyoko Sakura?"

"Ughhhhhh her? You want me to fight her?" Dark Pit groaned.

Warp grinned, "Why not? Don't tell me you're scared, are you?"

"What?! No!"

'I'm just madly in love with- What? Why did I?' Dark Pit thought furiously.

"So you'll fight her? She's in Mitakitaharananan Town right now." Warp questioned.

"Um... Fine." Dark Pit gave in.

"YES! I mean, thank you." Warp suddenly disappeared.

"Weird guy..." Dark Pit took off.


 * At Mitakahara town*

"Annnd that's twenty Witches today. Pitiful." Kyoko Sakura said to herself as she walked up the street.

"HEY!" A guy's voice called from above her.

Kyoko looked up lazily while Warp floats down from the sky and bows.

"Am I in the presence of Kyoko Sakura?"

"Yeah." Kyoko answers

"I'm Warp! Warp Star! Uh listen you hate when people waste food right?"

"Correct yes." Kyoko told him, gaining more interest.

"Well there's this dude who LOVES to waste food and uh, he's coming here to fight you! So be careful."

"Wait what?!" Kyoko said

"Hey Kyoko!" Dark Pit yelled as he descended from the sky. "Ready to fight?"

"Ok bitch let's do this!" Kyoko drew her spear againa and stared down Dark Pit as he stared back. SUddenly they both blushed and looked away.

Battle of the totally canon ship!

FIGHT!