Conker vs Pinkie Pie

description
two fourth wall breaking animals battle to see who is the biggest fourth wall breaking animal but more the the wall could be broken

intro
wiz: there is a technique in many forms of fiction it is simply known as the fourth wall the ability to let the

viewer know you are a fictional character these two are great at it

boomstick: are we really doing this?

wiz: yes

boomstick: okay

wiz: conker the squirrel who had a bad fur day

boomstick: and pinkie pie the pink party pony of ponyville he's wiz i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to see who would win a death battle

pinkie pie
wiz: in equestria there are the main six but this one was pinkie pie

boomstick: pinkie pie was developed into fun when she first saw rainbow dash's sonic rainboom

wiz: with this she devoted her life to fun with her party cannon which can sand anyone flying

boomstick: she can also tank hits without getting injured

wiz: and also she can even break the fourth wall

boomstick: uh can we skip this we already did it

pinkie: skip me why?

boomstick: okay fine

pinkie: just to let you know i can make pretty big parties and most any part i have thrown it

wiz: but despite this she can easily distracted and will often focus more on the thing that distracted her

pinkie: but despite this i am quite the party planner

wiz: pinkie please leave

pinkie: okay

wiz: finally anyway pinkie pie can also keep up with rainbo w dahs though

boomstick: she get's a win in my book

pinkie: whoo!

conker
wiz: usually rare makes kid friendly games but not this one this is when conker had a bad fur day

boomstick: conker here became king he has taken on nazi teddy bear's has a chainsaw a pack of guns

and often get's ideas

conker: and i am also good at that

wiz: oh no

boomstick: what the? oh let me guess fourth wall awareness?

wiz: yep

conker: yeah also i like money boobs and beer

wiz: yeah which can backfire on him but he can use his tails to fly sorta like tails from sonic

conker: i also have a frying pan taken on the great mighty poo and other bosses bigger then me and a host

of others so yeah

wiz; alright hat's it *suddenly uses an eraser to erase conker*

conker: ahhh! i hate you!

* they eraser erases him completely*

wiz: phew that was close

boomstick: yeah i know

wiz: anyway conker has defeated a xenomorph with a mech suit and can breathe in space with that he is

one deadly squirrel

conker: time for an adventure

battle
wiz: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

boomstick: it's time for a death battle!

(ponyville 8:am)

conker: ahhhh! oof! ow stupid freefall! *turns to the camera* oh hello death battle i was just looking for the

beer convention when i found out that i was gonna be in a death battle i wonder who i am facing

pinkie: *humming then gasps upon seeing conker*

conker: you gotta be kidding me

pinkie: omigosh are you new you gotta be new i never seen you around her before

conker: conker

pinkie: i must welcome you now *takes in a breath of fresh air*

conker: *stops her* sorry no time i gotta get going

pinkie: well looks like i got another challenger

announcer: fight!

conker: *get's out a chainsaw time to fry this pony*

* conker then cut pinkie to pieces*

conekr: huh that was easy now let's get going

pinkie: *reforms herself* not so fast

conker: oh come on! oh well *get's out a mech suit* i was saving this for a large beast but you will do

* conker then spun pinkie around then threw her into space*

conker: finally!

* suddenly he heard a rumbling noie which was revealed to be a who army of pinkies saying welcome*

conker: oh noI

* conker then beat the army of pinkies with much struggle*

conker: *sigh* i wanna go home

pinkie: aww you jsut got here

conker: okay that's it

* suddenly the death battle froze*

conker: oh no the battle froze

pinkie: i know it was getting good

conker: what? you see this too?

pinkie: yep so what do we do now?

conker: let's have some fun

* what follows is a montage of conker and pinkie having fun in my previous death battles knocking out all

of the competitors*

conker: phew that was a workout *Light bulb appears* hey i got an idea follow me

pinkie: hey look it's me!

(Pinkie it revealed to be looking at pinkie pie vs amerthyst*

conker: no not that this *points to a death battle cast*

pinkie: ooh you gonna go to wiz and boomstick?

conker: yep here we go

(we then see wiz and boomstick talking when suddenly conker comes in)

conker: you! you made this battle i was on my way to the reunion party but no you just have to interrupt it

didn't you?

pinkie: did you say party?

(pinkie pie they jumps on conker knocking them back in the current battle)

wiz: what just happened?

boomstick: heck if i know

(back at the current battle)

conker: uh where am i?

pinkie:surprise!!

conker: aww thanks guys how did you know?

pinkie: i planned this party for you the name is pinkie pie by the way

conker: nice to meet you i guess this was a good fur day after all

(iris in as both go into it)

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Results?
boomstick: what? what a copout

wiz: well it does make sense they both have fourth wall awareness and are strong *sigh* why?

boomstick: so who are the losers and winners

wiz: them and i think the losers are i guess us

boomstick: whatever i'm out of here!