User blog:Hipper/The Hipper Wario Respect Thread

As everyone knows, nothing can beat Hipper Wario. So today, we're gonna bask in his beautiful glory and look at his amazing, crowd pleasing, God shocking, feats or feates if you're French.

Feats
WIP
 * Beat Hipper Bane in a fight, who can break anyone's back.
 * Destroyed the entire Masta Homstuck verse.
 * Defeated sword wielding pirates when he was five.
 * Can't be killed by anything, not even Adam Sandler.
 * Beat Hipper Joker in a fight.
 * Is a master of Wahng Fu.
 * Stole 40% of Donald Trump's money.
 * Threw a cat into the sun.
 * Is sexier than Waluigi, which is a very hard feat.
 * Has sold over 4 million Wario body pillows.
 * Owns 4 pools.
 * Is the most American person ever.
 * Is MFTL via being able to defeat the Homestuck verse.
 * Beat Galactus.