Talk:Mario vs Wario/@comment-26374068-20160116211854/@comment-26374068-20160123084311

Your pretty confident yourself, sir. I suppose THIS one will change that, as I was trying to be nice & civil last time, so, now I'll finish this.

1. Read this. This calculation shows that the castle weighs 2 billion pounds, or, 2 million tons.

2. Notice how I assumed you'd say that because I was the one that brought it up, not YOU.

3. Mario being 5 foot 9 inches is all you need. Look at the coins. Watch this, & at 1:18 you'll see that classic Mario coins weighed 4.5 tons, & new Mario coins weigh even more, being bigger. Also, game mechanics? So it's game mechanics that Mario holds coins? I'll remember those screwed up physics, don't you worry.

4. From what you've claimed? I haven't seen any Wario feats of strength from you, no siree.

5. Yeah, he's optional. Does that matter? Still an enemy that you fight, nonetheless. Also, do you know what outliers are? Their feats that happen once & don't have any feats close to them or even showing any type of power on the same level ever again. I see Dark Star, Dreamy Bowser, & Culex. That's THREE feats, while you haven't even given me ONE.

6. With Mario's already superior stats, Metal Mario gets the same boost as Metal Wario. Wait, MARIO ALREADY HAS SUPERIOR STATS.

7. Do you have selective reading, a severe disease linked to symptoms of bias? Because later I state that Mario could very well leave him in the ice & let him die of frostbite. I realize your stating a what-if Mario shattered him, but I'm also stating a what-if, so, what the fuck.

8. The temperature used to cremate a body is 1,000 degrees Celsius, & it takes a couple hours. In Super Mario World, Super Mario Galaxy, & Superstar Saga, Mario can instantly reduce an enemy to ashes with his Pyrokinesis, so, I safely tripled the heat of cremation to get an instant vaporization, or, 3,000 degrees Celsius.

9. Smash was never confirmed non-canon, & what's the point in Boo Mario? Vanish Cap does the job better, not gonna lie.

10. I know, just bringing it back to the table. Also, I already know it's momentum based, I've played SM64, so there's no need to "dare" me.

11. We're getting into a bucket of game mechanics that I don't want to explore.

12. Well guess what man?! I'm your first complaint! Congrats! I've heard little to no facts from you thus far. I've given you mine, where's yours?