Harley Quinn vs Captain America

Harley Quinn vs Captain America DEATH BATTLE!

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Harley Quinn:
Wiz: Before new 52 there was the classic DC comics, a company that made many legendary heroes and villains

'''Boomstick: And then there's the Batman animated series which was fucking awesome! And introduced us to one of DC's most memorable villains, Harley Quinn'''

*cue the Batman theme*

Wiz: Unlike many DC characters, Harley Quinn first appeared on the TV series, but she became so popular, that she was included in the comic book universe as well.

Boomstick: And if you thought that was amazing wait until you hear her origin, and just to clarify we won't be talking about her New 52 origin.

Wiz: Unlike many of Batman's villains, Harleen Quinzel didn't have any emotionally scarring back story, she was just a woman who wanted to help the mentally unstable inmates of Arkhan Asylum.

Boomstick: But everything went down the drain when she was assigned to the one-and-only Joker.

*cue Joker's laugh*

Wiz: Harleen found interest on the Joker's ambiguous past, and she tried to get him to reveal secrets about himself.

'''Boomstick: But instead the Joker seduced her. And she quickly grew to loving him.'''

Wiz: Unable to see through the Joker's lies, she ended up breaking him out of the Asylum and took up her own identity... Harley Quinn.

*cue Harley Quinn's intro from Injustice*

Boomstick: And so Harley Quinn became the Joker's lover and faithful servant or "girlfriend".

Wiz: Harley Quinn is a skilled acrobat, even matching that of Batman's sidekick Robin, and has her own arsenal of clown based weapons.

'''Boomstick: She wields a giant-ass hammer, which can knock out the dynamic duo with one blow, and a regular aluminum bat, which is good for beating the shit out of opponents, or your neighbor's annoying dog! BAM! No more chocolate chips on your yard!'''

Wiz: She is also good at wielding guns, a cork gun, and mostly revolvers, and sub-machine guns.

Boomstick: And excluding the awesome guns, she is also skilled at using knives, explosive pies, grenades, and rope corks for wrapping around people.

Wiz: Harley would last as the joker's plaything and love slave, for a long time until her eyes were opened by Batman.

Boomstick then they were opened again and again, because every time, the Joker would win her back with his charm.

Wiz eventually she broke up with the Joker and formed a friendship with fellow criminal Poison Ivy, who gave Harley the immunity to being poisoned and enhanced her abilities.

'''Boomstick: But then SURPRISE! She went back to the Joker! Damn, Harley must really want to ride that ace of spades if you know what I mean!'''

Wiz: Even so, Harley has been in many adventures of her own, she's survived being part of the most expendable team... the Suicide Squad,who go on many death ensured missions. Although she is still weak to anything that could kill any human being, and her emotions can sometimes lead to her defeat.

'''Boomstick: And she's survived the many dangerous missions the Joker has sent her on. It's no doubt Harley Quinn is one sexy yet deadly woman.'''

*cue Harley Quinn's outro animation from injustice*

Cpt. America
Wiz: Captain America started out as Steven Rogers, an Irish Immigrant who had less objects in his life.

Boomstick: And that even includes Muscles, it's a wonder he could survive all this.

Wiz: And despite his selflessness, sheer willpower, desire for justice, and spirit to fight for his freedom, he was rejected by the U.S. Army, the Air Force, the Navy, and the Marines due to his lack of health and physique.

Boomstick: But his damn luck eventually paid off as when Hitler made super nazis known as Hydra, Rogers was given the liquid drugs and tanned with Vita-Rays, and lived to be the Nazi fighting superhero himself, Captain America.

Wiz: The drug that was used on him is the Super Soldier Serum, which improved his physical and mental potentials, causing the Captain to bench press 1100 lbs. and run one mile in exactly 73 seconds, each of those being surprisingly effective compared to your typical average athlete.

Boomstick: Plus, when he 'Thinks Fast', he can dodge point blank gunfire.

Wiz: Though we know that is still considered the stupidest way, cause his brain can process images faster than anyone else's.

Boomstick: But at least he still has various martial arts under his belt making him an expert hand-to-hand fight against any opponent.

Wiz: He also comes equipped with his trusty famous shield, made from Proto-Adamatium and Vibranium, it can not only defend him, but can also double as a discus like projectile. When the two metals are combined, it not only reflects kinetic attacks, it can also hit multiple opponents. It all depends on how well the Captain has calculated the trajectory of the shiled with his Super Soldier mind.

'''Boomstick: But does this mean it is unstoppable? Hell no, he has gotten it damaged and destroyed on certain occassions, but he doesn't always rely on his shield to win his fights though.'''

Wiz: He onced Boxed with the Mighty Thor and won, even Incapacitate Hulk with Pressure Points.

'''Boomstick: Including a good old kick in the Green Guy's coin purse. (chuckles)'''

Wiz: But Captain America does have his limits, due to the fact that he is just human, he can still get damaged in the body by knife stabs and bullets if his patriotic suit does not protect him.

Boomstick: Nevertheless, he will always fight for his country and kick Hitler's ass.

Captain America: For Truth, Justice, and the American Way!