User blog:Fedora Lord Para 348/Quality time with Para - The "I don't even" Games

I know we've all done this Hunger Games thing at some point, but hey, I had to. It's a lot of fun and it's addicting. Plus the craziest things happen in it. Here goes.

The Reaping

 * District 1: M. Bison, Shrek
 * District 2: Mai Shiranui, Hiei
 * District 3: Kirby, Kyoko Sakura
 * District 4: Alucard, Lucina
 * District 5: Freddy Fazbear, Iron Man
 * District 6: Danny Phantom, Vincent Valentine
 * District 7: Kagome Higurashi, Lelouch vi Britannia
 * District 8: Starfire, Compa
 * District 9: Sanic (Yes I wrote his name in there like that), Ruby Rose
 * District 10: Scorpion, Dankey Kang
 * District 11: Squidward Tentacles, He-Man
 * District 12: Sailor Moon, Morrigan Aensland

The Bloodbath

 * Shrek runs away from the Cornucopia.
 * He-Man grabs a jar of fishing bait while Kirby gets fishing gear.
 * Danny Phantom runs away.
 * Freddy Fazbear runs away.
 * Vincent Valentine runs away.
 * Starfire runs away.
 * Squidward Tentacles runs away.
 * Kagome Higurashi runs away.
 * M. Bison runs away.
 * Dankey Kang runs away.
 * Morrigan Aensland snatches a pair of sais.
 * Iron Man runs away.
 * Sailor Moon runs away.
 * Scorpion grabs a backpack and retreats.
 * Mai Shiranui runs away.
 * Ruby Rose runs away.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
 * Sanic runs away.
 * Lucina runs away.
 * Compa grabs a backpack and retreats.
 * Alucard runs away.
 * Hiei runs away.
 * Kyoko Sakura takes a sickle and retreats.

Notes: Huh, no one died... oddly fitting that Ruby and Sanic ran away. Though why would Danny Phantom, Starfire, and Iron Man run away? They can freaking fly! Nice moves there, He-Man, Kirby, Morrigan, Scorpion, Lelouch, Compa, and Kyoko. Only ones not to run away. Let's see how this plays out.

Day 1

 * Alucard explores the arena.
 * Kagome Higurashi tries to spear fish with a trident.
 * Sanic, Lelouch vi Britannia, He-Man, and Scorpion hunt for other tributes.
 * Kyoko Sakura hunts for other tributes.
 * Mai Shiranui questions her sanity.
 * Sailor Moon makes a slingshot.
 * Kirby makes a slingshot.
 * Dankey Kang defeats Morrigan Aensland in a fight, but spares her life.
 * Iron Man spears Squidward Tentacles in the abdomen.
 * Starfire makes a slingshot.
 * Shrek tries to sleep through the entire day.
 * Danny Phantom sets an explosive off, killing M. Bison, Lucina, and Hiei.
 * Freddy Fazbear makes a wooden spear.
 * Compa searches for firewood.
 * Ruby Rose constructs a shack.
 * Vincent Valentine receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Notes: Well, Lelouch sure made another smart move. Being on a team with He-Man and Scorpion is pretty advantageous. Mai, why are you questioning your sanity? It's day freaking one! ...Kirby, you copycat! Dankey Kang is a bit forgiving for his own good... but freaking Iron Man, nice job getting the first kill! Shrek, wake the frick up. And... whoa there, Danny! nice job! But no, Bison, Lucina, and Hiei! Three of my favorites right off the bat! And whoever is sponsoring Vincent... keep it up.

Dead: Squidward Tentacles, M. Bison, Lucina, Hiei

Night 1

 * Kirby, Compa, and Danny Phantom unsuccessfully ambush Ruby Rose, Kyoko Sakura, and Lelouch vi Britannia, who kill them instead.
 * Iron Man is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
 * Dankey Kang shoots an arrow at Scorpion, but misses and kills Morrigan Aensland instead.
 * Shrek begs for Kagome Higurashi to kill him, but she refuses, keeping him alive.
 * Vincent Valentine stabs Starfire in the back with a trident.
 * Sailor Moon tends to Alucard's wounds.
 * He-Man, Mai Shiranui, Freddy Fazbear, and Sanic sleep in shifts.

Notes: Holy crap, that was bloody. Kirby, you idiot. You got Compa, Danny, and yourself killed! Lelouch is just way too good at this, he's made smart moves each time... Iron Man, why do you need a fire? You have a suit! As for Dankey Kang... well, looks like you managed to kill who you once spared. Shrek, this is why you stay awake during the daytime. You're lucky Kagome spared you. No, Starfire! Vincent, you bastard... Also, Sailor Moon, why are you tending to Alucard's wounds? You do realize he has a healing factor, right?

...How is Freddy still alive?

Day 2

 * Ruby Rose dies from thirst.
 * Sanic thinks about home.
 * Scorpion runs away from Kagome Higurashi.
 * Dankey Kang practices his archery.
 * Shrek searches for a water source.
 * He-Man thinks about home.
 * Freddy Fazbear scares Kyoko Sakura off.
 * Iron Man diverts Sailor Moon's attention and runs away.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia stalks Vincent Valentine.
 * Alucard begs Mai Shiranui to kill him. She refuses, keeping him alive.

Notes: No, Ruby! Why? You were doing so well... Also, good move there, Scorpion. Kagome knows a demon when she sees one. Good idea practicing your archery, Dankey Kang. Last time, you accidentally killed someone you refused to kill. As for Kyoko... seriously!? Scared of Freddy Fazbear?! As for Lelouch... I know you're one risky guy, but stalking Vincent is a bit of a risk there buddy. Alucard, you're just a butt monkey right now, aren't you? Come on, man! You're better than this!

I repeat, HOW is Freddy still alive?!

Dead: Kirby, Compa, Danny Phantom, Morrigan Aensland, Starfire, Ruby Rose

Night 2

 * Kagome Higurashi tends to Sanic's wounds.
 * Iron Man cooks his food before putting his fire out.
 * Shrek looks at the night sky.
 * Dankey Kang lets Lelouch vi Britannia into his shelter.
 * Sailor Moon receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
 * He-Man passes out from exhaustion.
 * Freddy Fazbear defeats Kyoko Sakura in a fight, but spares her life.
 * Vincent Valentine looks at the night sky.
 * Alucard, Mai Shiranui, and Scorpion sleep in shifts.

Notes: Again, no deaths. Huh. Kagome is being the nice girl again, and looks like Lelouch managed to get Dankey Kang on his side too... Sailor Moon has a sponsor now, but He-Man, exhausted? You're freaking He-Man! I could understand Lelouch passing out from exhaustion, but... He-Man?! Also, Kyoko, it's a freaking animatronic bear. How do you lose that battle? Also, watch yourself, Scorpion. Alucard hates demons.

Day 3

 * Iron Man receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
 * Alucard discovers a river.
 * Shrek is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
 * Sanic defeats He-Man in a fight, but spares his life.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia discovers a river.
 * Scorpion, Kagome Higurashi, Mai Shiranui, and Dankey Kang hunt for other tributes.
 * Vincent Valentine tries to spear fish with a trident.
 * Freddy Fazbear, Kyoko Sakura, and Sailor Moon hunt for other tributes.

Notes: ...No deaths, again? Well, if Alucard and Lelouch discovered the same river... well, only one will live. He-Man, you're better than this! Stop losing! He-Man is the new butt monkey I guess. Looks like Scorpion and Mai Shiranui still have that little alliance going. And didn't Dankey Kang try to kill Scorpion before? Better watch yourself, man. And Kyoko, really? Why are you associating with that bear? Oh well, at least Sailor Moon is with you guys.

Dead: ...No one.

Night 3

 * Mai Shiranui overpowers Vincent Valentine, killing him.
 * Sanic tries to treat his infection.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia loses sight of where he is.
 * Shrek tries to sing himself to sleep.
 * Sailor Moon receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
 * Scorpion cries himself to sleep.
 * Dankey Kang and Alucard run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
 * Kyoko Sakura defeats Freddy Fazbear in a fight, but spares his life.
 * Iron Man cooks his food before putting his fire out.
 * He-Man and Kagome Higurashi talk about the tributes still alive.

Notes: No, Vincent! Why? Well, Sanic doesn't look to be in a good position, neither does Lelouch... I knew that guy's bad luck would catch up to him eventually. And Scorpion, what are you crying about? The fact that Alucard and Kagome possess the means to kill you, and that Iron Man, Sailor Moon, He-Man, and Kyoko are too powerful for you? Oh, I can see that now... And Kagome, nice partner choice. Too bad he hasn't been very good at this so far. At least he's still alive.

Day 4

 * Mai Shiranui sprains her ankle while running away from He-Man.
 * Sailor Moon diverts Freddy Fazbear's attention and runs away.
 * Shrek runs away from Dankey Kang.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia and Alucard work together for the day.
 * Kagome Higurashi discovers a river.
 * Scorpion taints Iron Man's food, killing him.
 * Kyoko Sakura kills Sanic with a hatchet.

Notes: Run, Mai! It's freaking He-Man! Looks like Kyoko finally got away from Freddy, and killed Sanic while she was at it. Kagome, playing passive as always... and Lelouch, working with Alucard? Nice choice. And looks like Scorpion finally decided to wise up. He picked a pretty good contestant to kill, but no! Iron Man!

Dead: Vincent Valentine, Iron Man, Sanic.

Night 4

 * He-Man, Kagome Higurashi, and Alucard cheerfully sing songs to each other.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia and Kyoko Sakura work together to drown Dankey Kang.
 * Scorpion cries himself to sleep.
 * Sailor Moon climbs a tree to rest.
 * Shrek cries himself to sleep.
 * Mai Shiranui and Freddy Fazbear huddle for warmth.

Notes: Well... there goes Dankey Kang. Scorpion's crying again, huh? And Shrek this time too? Alucard is playing the alliance game again, and Kagome is still playing this rather passively. And... Freddy, are you huddling with Mai? Perv.

Day 5

 * Mai Shiranui tries to spear fish with a trident.
 * Kagome Higurashi questions her sanity.
 * Sailor Moon receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
 * He-Man hunts for other tributes.
 * Shrek runs away from Alucard.
 * Kyoko Sakura stalks Scorpion.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia makes a slingshot.
 * Freddy Fazbear questions his sanity.

Notes: Well Kagome, I'd question my sanity too if all I did was help people who want me dead. Shrek, good move there. Alucard is dangerous. And Scorpion... well, now you have reason to cry yourself to sleep. As for Lelouch, it looks like he's used Geass on everyone now, so now he has to resort to using weaponry. And Freddy, you question your sanity, I question why you're still alive.

Dead: Dankey Kang.

Night 5

 * Sailor Moon questions her sanity.
 * Scorpion and Kagome Higurashi run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia tries to sing himself to sleep.
 * Alucard and Freddy Fazbear tell stories about themselves to each other.
 * Mai Shiranui receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
 * Shrek shoots an arrow into Kyoko Sakura's head.
 * He-Man goes to sleep.

Notes: Kagome... once again, just being the nice girl... and Alucard, once again just being the nice guy. And Shrek! How dare you kill the Wiki Waifu! Plus, her healing factor should have let her survive that one... oh well, at least Shrek is alright... and at least Kagome is still alive... and He-Man, finally making a decent move.

The Feast

 * Cornucopia is replenished, blah blah blah.
 * Alucard decides not to go to the feast.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia decides not to go the feast.
 * Kagome Higurashi throws a knife into Shrek's chest.
 * Freddy Fazbear decides not to go.
 * Sailor Moon decides not to go.
 * He-Man decides not to go.
 * Mai Shiranui accidentally steps on a landmine.
 * Scorpion stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before springing away.

Notes: ...Whoa. Kagome, finally not being passive! Serves Shrek right for killing a waifu... As for Mai... that was rather idiotic. She was so good at this game, too. Perhaps too good... And Scorpion, dry clothing? Do you ever even change clothes?

Day 6

 * He-Man constructs a shack.
 * Freddy Fazbear receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
 * Lelouch vi Britannia, Kagome Higurashi, and Sailor Moon get into a fight. Lelouch vi Britannia triumphantly kills them both.
 * Scorpion attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
 * Alucard receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Notes: Aw... Kagome's spotlight wasn't very long-lived, was it? Lelouch, you bastard. And Scorpion, no! You were doing too well to die just by falling a tree! And who the hell is sponsoring Freddy?! Is that why he hasn't died yet?! Whoever's sponsoring Alucard though, good work.

Dead: Kyoko Sakura, Shrek, Mai Shiranui, Kagome Higurashi, Sailor Moon, Scorpion.

Night 6

 * He-Man goes to sleep.
 * Freddy Fazbear quietly hums.
 * Alucard stabs Lelouch vi Britannia in the back with a trident.

Notes: ...Well, He-Man loves to sleep. Freddy's definitely up to something now... and Alucard, killing off one of the most prominent players in the game... man, looks like Lelouch's bad luck finally caught up with him. Now Alucard, or He-Man, please kill off Freddy.

Day 7

 * He-Man receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
 * Alucard fishes.
 * Freddy Fazbear receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Notes: ...Please, just stop sponsoring Freddy.

Dead: Lelouch vi Britannia.

Night 7

 * Freddy Fazbear receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
 * He-Man begs for Alucard to kill him. He refuses.

Notes: No! He-Man, Alucard, don't do this! You guys need to take down Freddy!

Day 8

 * Freddy Fazbear receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
 * Alucard chases He-Man.

Notes: ...*Grabs a barrel and drinks out of it*

Dead: ...Freaking no one.

Night 8

 * Alucard is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
 * Freddy Fazbear begs for He-Man to kill him. He reluctantly obliges.

Notes: Yes! Freaking FINALLY that bear is dead! Now it's between Alucard and He-Man. Let's see how this goes. *Grabs popcorn* Also, anyone find this funny that two characters I was making fun of throughout this ended up being the final two?

Day 9

 * He-Man bashes Alucard's head with a mace.

Notes: Eh... I was hoping Alucard would win, but He-Man winning is cool too.

Winner: HE-MAN!!!