Po Vs Wreck It Ralph

Intro
Wiz: there are many heavy brutes in fiction tonight we are looking at two heavy hitters from dreamworks and disney po the panda who became the dragon warrior

boomstick: and wreck it ralph the bad guy who isn't a bad guy he's wiz i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to see who would win a death battle

Po
wiz: in china there was a bad guy who went furious at not being chosen as the dragon warrior doing so he attacked and

end up being imprisioned but was soon captured and sent to prision

boomstick: this was tai lung some esno leopard who shifu raised a couple of years later however he was defeated by...a

panda?!

po: skidoosh

wiz: that's right master oggway chose him as the dragon warrior he was a little soppy at first but he eventually

defeated him po became a master of kung fu and has some impressive skills heck he was immune to tai lung's

special punch that makes you unable to move

boomstick: holy shit anyway po's big belly comes in handy cause when he fell down the stairs he sat on tail lung's

face  ouch been there

wiz: also po has defeated tai lung with the wushi finger hold when you flex your pinkie an explosion happens he has

also defeated lord shen a peacock who used fireworks in his evil plan by achieving inner peace

boomstick: oh,,wow just wow he has also defeated kai and traveled to the spirit world and taught his long lost family

the ways of kung fu man that is awesome

wiz: though po has some weaknesses like hi ego for example and he is still fat and can get distracted

boomstick: also he loves to eat and is kinda an idiot so yeah

po: i am not just a fat panda *boops tai lung into the air* i am the fat panda