User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Dirty Death Battle Fanon Chat Confessions Simulator/@comment-26516708-20160717203933/@comment-26385028-20160717204252

"I fantasize about challenging Rex, who is bearded and in a monocle to a game of chess while wearing a sombrero and a very ugly sweater knitted by Afro"

That's a pretty good fantasy if you ask me