User blog:TheMetallicBlur/Video Game Mascot Battle Royale - REMASTERED

Description
Ninendo VS Sega VS Capcom VS Rare Ware VS Sony. These five iconic companies are here to throw down with their iconic mascot. Who will win? Who will die? Stay tuned!

Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Video Games are one of the greatest methods of entertainment.

Boomstick: While movies, comic books, and anime are nice, video games just give us that special feeling.

Wiz: And today, we're taking five mascots from five video game companies to do a dance to the death.

Boomstick: Like with Mario, the portly powerhouse plumber

Wiz: Sonic, the blue superhuman speedster

Boomstick: Mega Man, the Swiss army knife Robot Master.

Wiz: Banjo-Kazooie, the brave bird-bear duo

'''Boomstick: And Crash Bandicoot, the warrior of the Whumpa Islands. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. And it's our job to anaylze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle.'''