Nu-13 X Vatista



Nu-13 X Vatista is a What-If? episode of DEATH BATTLE, and is a a SEASON II opener.

Description
''BlazBlue X Under Night IN-BIRTH! A war between Living Weapons Ensues! Will the 13th Murakumo Unit prove that emotionless concepts, and 8 Ruthless blades can kill her adversaries, or will newcomer: Vatista, prove that technology is not truly needed to succeed, but rather, some kind of Angelic concept?''

Interlude
(*Cues "Invader - Jim Johnston"*)

Boomstick: We've seen Guns, swords, Kung Fu, HELL, EVEN WEAPONS THAT ACT ON THEIR OWN!

Wiz: But never once, two similar combatants that can be used as weapons themselves. Like these two combatants.

Boomstick: I bet Ol Nu will give poor Vatista the up skirt if she loses...

Wiz: Nu-13, the emotionless 13th Prime Field Device.

Boomstick: And Vatista, the Automatic Nerve, whatever that is...

Wiz: I'm Wizard, and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their Weapons, Armor, and Skills to find out who will win... A DEATH BATTLE.

Nu-13
''Nu-13: Irregularity detected... Switching to kill mode. Executing target...''

Boomstick: Poor Rachel, she totally deserved it for making Ragna feel bad that his Azure Grimoire is a fake.

Vatista
''Vatista: Activation diagnostics, complete. Minimal damage incurred. This was an adequate test of my abilities. If you are representative of In-births of this age, I have nothing to worry about.''