Agent Venom vs. Arakune

This is a What-If episode of Death Battle, and the first episode of the first season of KMercury’s Death Battles. It features Marvel Comics’ Agent Venom and Arakune of Arc System Works’ BlazBlue series.

Description
Battle of the Weird Black Blobby things!

Interlude
''Wiz: In the world of magic and superheroes, creatures come in all shapes and sizes...''

Boomstick: And Wierd Black Blobby Things...

Wiz: Yes, and Wierd Black Blobby things...

Wiz: Like Agent Venom, Marvel's symbiotic soldier...

'''Boomstick: And Arakune, BlazBlue's creepy-ass, people-eating completely-insane --- What the Hell!? What is this thing!?'''

Wiz: A wierd black blobby thing...

Boomstick: Sure, Why not?

Wiz: We're here to put their skills to the test in a battle to the Death...

Boomstick: And their blobby-ness...

''Wiz: Again... Sure, why not?''

Agent Venom
''Wiz: Eugene "Flash" Thompson was Midtown High's reigning football star and bully, his favorite target being Peter Parker...''

'''Boomstick: The Freaking SPIDER-MAN! This guy was either really ballsy or really retarded...'''

Wiz: I'm going to say neither, since he had no idea that Parker had such abilities...

Boomstick: And beat the shit out of him all through High School.

Wiz: After graduation he eventually joined the Army, and lost his legs while saving his commanding officer’s life.

Boomstick: Well, then he got himself signed up for Project: Rebirth; which is like the Super Soldier Program, but with MOTHERFUCKING VENOM!

Wiz: Thompson was the second candidate to survive the bonding.

Boomstick: And the first to not have to be “put down,” heh heh…

''Wiz: The Venom symbiote grants Thompson enhanced strength, speed, agility, durability, as well as the ability to create symbiotic tendrils and webs, and a danger sense, which alerts him of incoming danger.''

Boomstick: Like when your Ex-Wife comes looking for alimony…

Wiz: Anyways, Agent Venom also wields an arsenal of firearms as well…

'''Boomstick: Move over Wiz! It’s my turn! Agent Venom possesses his signature multi-gun which is keyed to his DNA, so only he can use it. Man I want one of those. It can function as a standard automatic or a high-power sniper rifle. He also carries tranquilizer serum and smoke pellets within the symbiotic suit, which he can use at any time. If I had a symbiote, you know what I’d store in it?'''

Wiz: Beer and Shotguns?

Boomstick: No… Wait, yes, Beer and Shotguns.

''Wiz: After becoming an honorary Avenger and a member of Red Hulk’s Thunderbolts, Thompson became the Avengers ambassador in the Guardians of the Galaxy.''

Boomstick: You know, those guys from that movie, who are, and I quote; “just like Kevin Bacon.”

Wiz: That was a quote from someone who didn’t understand the concept of Footloose at all.

Boomstick: Looks like you’ve got a stick up your ass, Wiz.

Wiz: Anyways, Agent Venom is a powerful force who should not be underestimated.

Agent Venom: Good, Let’s get rolling.

Arakune
Wiz: The BlazBlue world possesses many inhuman creatures.

Boomstick: Cat-people, Squirrel-people, Doll-people, Vampires, Werewolves, Killer Robots, Human-Cat Hybrids…

Wiz: But none of those square up to Arakune.

Boomstick: What the hell is that thing?

Wiz: A weird black blobby thing.

Boomstick: Well that clears that up, continue please, Wizard.

Wiz: Lotte Carmine was a Sector Seven scientist alongside Kokonoe Mercury, Relius Clover, and Litchi Faye-Ling.

'''Boomstick: Holy crap! Look at her!'''

Taokaka: It’s the Boobie Lady!

Wiz: After an attempt to study the Boundary, Carmine was left with a degrading mind and sentience until he degraded to a barely sentient creature, Arakune.

Boomstick: And then Litchi vowed to spend the rest of her life trying to restore him to his old form.

''Wiz: Also Kokonoe became Arakune's watcher, keeping him alive, but causing her tremendous pain. If one of them dies, the other will also.''

Boomstick: Well that sucks.

''Wiz: Arakune possesses a slimy form capable of morphing, attacking with bone-like spikes, summoning cursed minions and bees, and spitting poison gas. His Astral Finish being N to infinity.''

'''Boomstick: You know the illuminati symbol? Yeah, turn the triangle into a circle and paint it black. Oh and if it hits you, you die.'''

''Wiz: Yeah, well Arakune's powers don't stop there... He can also sink into the ground and reappear. Or turn invisible...''

Boomstick: Until he's hit, how does that work?

Wiz: It probably requires Arakune to concentrate, and getting pummeled would probably break his concentration.

Arakune: AZUREAZUREAZURE...

Fight
Wiz: Well the combatants are set, lets settle this once and for all...

'''Boomstick: And to shake things up, we'll now use some of One Minute Melee's intros instead of just saying "FIGHT!" Anyways, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!'''

KMercury
Flash Thompson is seen in a lab, with the Venom Symbiote seen contained in a tube near him. An alarm begins blaring. It cuts to Arakune defeating a pair of guards, then eating them. Arakune busts down a door, Agent Venom is standing right outside.