Link vs Vergil

Link vs Vergil| DEATH BATTLE!|

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Link:
Wiz: War, armed conflict between two different groups with two different beliefs.

Boomstick: Hyrule Kingdom, a peaceful town lead by a lazy king with horrible guards!

''Wiz: These two things are completely different. But opposites attract, and one day, Hyrule engaged in a gigantic war. And on that day, one man was slain...''

'''Boomstick: That man had a sick wife! And so, her soldier husband murdered, the ill woman jumped onto a horse and rode as far away as she could, carrying her baby in her arms!'''

Wiz: But the illness 

'' was bad. Soon, the mother died, living her baby all alone in the woods...''

'''Boomstick: But that didn't last too long! The boy grew up!'''

''Wiz: His name was Link. A descendant of the old hero Link who defeated the evil lord Demise before Hyrule was even a thing, this Link was a natural hero destined for greatness.''

'''Boomstick: That's right! The three goddesses tasked Link with defeating any evil that enters the world, no matter how big or small.'''

''Wiz: And to do that, Link needed weapons to help him on his adventure. And his main toy is the Master Sword. Forged at the beginning of the Zelda Timeline, this blade is a legendary sword. It not only fits perfectly in Link's left hand, it also can deflect light-based magic and any other projectiles that Link comes across.''

'''Boomstick: He also has things to jack up this awesome sword! With the help of both Hyrule and Lorule's master sword smiths, and with four pieces of Master Ore, the Master Sword's blade turned gold... and became twice as powerful as normal!'''

''Wiz: Link got some amazing training with the Master Sword too. In Skyward Sword and Wind Waker, Link learned from a master of swordplay how to do special techniques in sword fighting. Aside from your everyday horizontal and vertical slashes, one of Link's most powerful slashing moves is the spin attack. With it, Link spins quickly a few times, completely destroying anything around him. ''

'''Boomstick: With the Golden Master Sword, the range of the spin attack gets bigger! Link can also move while spinning, but doing this makes him dizzy after! Plus, did you know, the Master Sword shoots lasers!'''

''Wiz: Right. When at full health, Link can shoot shock waves out of his blade, which while they are just as powerful as normal slashes, give Link the range he needs in a sword duel. Another little thing he can do with the Master Sword is something called the Skyward Strike.''

Boomstick: Wait, is that from Skyward Sword?

''Wiz: Ummmm... Yeah... You played the game while during research, didn't you?''

Boomstick: I was going to, but I can't freaking beat the game because of these stupid motion controls!

* Boomstick storms out of room*

Boomstick: MOTION CONTROLS SUCK!

* After a few moments of awkward silence, Boomstick quietly re-enters the room.*

Boomstick: *Sigh*

Wiz: You okay now?

'''Boomstick: Yeah... I just realized that it wasn't the motion controls. My battery was dead the whole time I was trying to get to the first dungeon of the game.'''

Wiz: Didn't Fi warn you?

'''Boomstick: Who listens to Fi? Like, God, she's annoying as fuck.'''

''Wiz: True... ANYWAYS, back to the Skyward Strike. By raising his blade to the skies, the goddesses bring power to the sword and light it up with power. The sword glows blue, and after a swing of any kind, a blue beam will shoot out of the Master Sword.''

'''Boomstick: Link is seriously a master swordsman on a whole different level! He beat two masters like mentioned earlier, bested Ganondorf in swordplay many times, and even cut through… wait for it… trees. He cut through fucking trees.'''

''Wiz: But that isn't everything he has by a long shot. With attack comes defence, and his main form of that is the Hylian Shield. Forged by a literal God, this shield is virtually indestructible. It can tank any sort of blast, and Link always has access to it right strapped onto his right arm. It's so good that it just doesn't need to be jacked up at all.''

'''Boomstick: But that's far from all he has for defence! Link wears normal chain mail, but that's still not it! Link carries around both the Blue and Red Ring! The Blue Ring multiplies his chain mail by two, and the Red Ring multiplies it by four! So Link's chain mail is multiplied by eight right there! Link also has the Blue and Red Chain mail, which are just like the rings, and multiply his defence by eight again! And, the Goron Tunic from Twilight Princess makes it so that instead of losing health from taking hits, he loses rupees!'''

''Wiz: But his equipment is really what matters. Like the Hero's Bow. This bow and arrow is one of his most iconic weapons, and thus Link always has it. With this, Link can snipe enemies. And his aim is great too. To add onto that, he also has a variation of arrows. The Fire Arrows surround the arrows in fire, which can melt solid ice almost instantly. The Ice Arrows are so powerful, they can freeze enemies and water right when they hit. ''

'''Boomstick: The light arrows are made just for murdering Ganon! If they're not strong enough to kill evil in one shot, these Light Arrows can make foes freeze in place or slow down! But my favourite are the Bomb Arrows! And you know why? Explosions, that's why! Link attaches a bomb to his arrow and fires it off, making all his targets go KABOOM! Now that was satisfying.'''

''Wiz: Next on the list of Link's weapons in the Hookshot. This thing, while it is not very hurtful, can latch onto almost anything, even people. Hitting people with the Hookshot will not only bring them to you, it will also paralyze them. A variation of this, the Long Hookshot, helps Link get to father places. And, also to be out with the Hookshot, is the Boomerang. This object does pretty much the same thing as the Hookshot, it just doesn't bring Link to things. Another form of the Boomerang is the Gale Boomerang, which is a boomerang, that when thrown, is engulfed in a tornado.''

'''Boomstick: Then we go to the Bombs! Link has his average Bombs, which can not only blast enemies sky high, but can also destroy boulders without the slightest of ease. Then there are the Bombchu, which are rat-like bombs that move around and even up walls! But somehow, these bombs fail to kill those stupid chickens!'''

''Wiz: He also has three different types of boots. The Iron Boots allow for him to sink underwater, the boots with the Roc's Feather allow for him to run extremely fast, and the Hover Boots allow for him to walk two steps on air.''

'''Boomstick: Agh, the Iron Boots... Too many bad memories of the Water Temple...'''

''Wiz: And when it comes to using his hands, Link is no slouch. Even without a ton of things to up his power, Link can wrestle goats and even GORONS and win. And you may be thinking that the only reason Link beat the Gorons were because of his Iron Boots. But that's wrong. The Heavy Boots merely made sure Link stayed on the ground. The Goron still could knock Link over and slide him backwards, and Link still managed to push the Goron out of the arena.''

'''Boomstick: But when he DOES need to up his power, Link has a ton! The Golden Gauntlets let him lift and throw large columns of granite, and the Handy Gloves let Link shatter boulders with HIS BARE HANDS. Speaking of breaking boulders, Link has the hammer, which lets him destroy hard rocks just the same as his Handy Gloves!'''

''Wiz: And Link… sorta has a thing for masks. Hell, he can transform into three different species of animals with masks if he wanted to. Take for instance Deku Link. By wearing the Deku Mask, Link becomes a little Deku Scrub. As a Scrub, Link can spin with the same effectiveness as a sword swing. He can also fly using launching plants, and as projectiles, Deku Link will shoot bubbles out of his mouth.''

'''Boomstick: The next mask here is the Goron Mask, which Link uses to turn into a Goron! As a Goron, Link can roll in a ball at incredible speeds! His back is also touch like leather! And his signature attack, the Goron Punch, has Goron Link punch so fast, he ignites the hydrogen in the air and pretty much punches fire...!'''

''Wiz: And the third mask, the Zora Mask, turns Link into a Zora, probably the best of the three. With it, Link can breathe and swim underwater. He can also use his fins as boomerangs, and electrocute things underwater. PLUS, he an create a shield in front of him, and use his fins as blades.''

'''Boomstick: The last mask he uses in combat is the Giant Mask! With this, Link grows tremendously. His power grows too. But after his magic is drained, Link goes back to normal!'''

''Wiz: Link also can transform into a wolf, with the help of his friend Midna. This wolf can defeat Shadow Beasts, and jump incredible heights. But… he absolutely NEEDS Midna to turn into the wolf.''

'''Boomstick: But, c'mon. Link is a genius.'''

''Wiz: That's absolutely correct. Link can adapt to situations in a flash. He's figured out puzzle after puzzle with ease. He can also figure out he to defeat an enemy the moment he began battle with them.''

'''Boomstick: But then there's his most powerful form that we've neglected to talk about! And that's the Fierce Deity form!'''

''Wiz: The Fierce Deity is a complete monster. It wields a gigantic blade TWICE as powerful as Link's Master Sword, and you know how powerful that is. It also can shoot beams out of its sword. And the sword is so heavy that it has to hold it with both hands, yet he swings it around like nothing.''

'''Boomstick: Link is awesome! He's the hero of Hyrule, the Twilight Realm, Lorule, Holodrum, Skyloft, and… Styrule. God, Triforce Heroes had the worst possible story...'''

Vergil:
Wiz: Two millenniums ago, there was a war. Between the human world and the other... the Underworld. But somebody from the Underworld woke up to justice, and stood up against this legion, alone. His name was Sparda.

'''Boomstick: ...and he was a beast! Well after separating the human world from the Underworld, he ruled over the humans before randomly vanishing. Then in the 20th century, he married the human Eva and had two twin sons to carry on his legacy: Dante and Vergil. Suffice to say, having a pappy that manly and awesome must've been tough for the two. What gift for Father's Day could possibly live up to his reputation?'''

(*cues Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Appearance*)

Wiz: But things took a dark turn when his twin sons turned eight: Sparda disappeared and actually died, then demons seeking vengeance upon him invaded their home and killed Eva right in front of them.

'''Boomstick: That won't fuck them up or anything. But hey, on the bright side, at least the two brothers have each other... right?'''

Wiz: The twins were separated, each believing the other to be dead. While Dante would go on to hate demons and his demonic heritage, becoming a demon hunter, Vergil, believing himself responsible for his mother's death for not being able to protect her, would come to embrace it. And so he cast aside his humanity, striving to gain absolute power by any means. With the help of the human Arkham, Vergil planned to open his father's seal, obtain his power and his legendary blade, the Sword of Sparda.

(*cues Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 2*)

'''Boomstick: But of course Vergil didn't spend all of his years just sitting around. He became a badass in his own right, slicing demons and anyone dumb enough to get in his way with his demonic weapon Yamato, a katana-like blade that was once wielded by his father Sparda.'''

Wiz: With Yamato, he utilizes the Japanese sword fighting style Iiado, which focuses on quick draws and utilizing the blade's sheathe in battle.

Boomstick: Don't know where he learned it or how many monthly payments he had to put into Iiado, but it was totally worth it because nearly every time Vergil draws his blade, his enemies don't even know they're dead until he sheathes it.

Vergil sheathes Yamato and a large number of demons are cut to pieces.

Wiz: Due to the magical properties of the sword, as well as his own demonic power, Vergil can also utilize Yamato for many powerful attacks...

Boomstick: But his two most deadly moves are the rapid slash, where even if his thrusting attack misses, the person right behind him still gets it, and the devastating Judgment Cut, where he can slice apart his enemies from afar.

Wiz: It accomplishes this by creating a distortion in space, in turn rapidly slicing whomever is in contact with it. While Yamato is Vergil's most preferred weapon, also has a pair of gauntlets and grieves called Beowulf, which he forged from the soul of a demon... named Beowulf.

Boomstick: They increase the strength of Vergil's strikes and allow him to bust tons of bone-shattering moves like lunar phase, the rising sun, and the killer bee, an aerial kick that's guaranteed to nail someone into the ground.

Wiz: And last, but not least, there is the almighty weapon of Sparda Force Edge.

'''Boomstick: This big, bad blade dishes out some serious punishment, from slamming it down onto people's heads, to stabbing straight through people at high speeds. And if that wasn't enough, he can even throw the sword at his opponents like a boomerang. That sword has to be unstoppable.'''

Wiz: Well not quite. While powerful on its own, it requires both Vergil's and Dante's amulets in order to unlock its true power.

Boomstick: Aww.

Wiz: Despite his ruthlessness, hatred of weakness, and absolutely no qualms with the strongest surviving, Vergil does have a code of honor, which is reflected in his fighting style, as well as in his lack of any firearms, which he sees as a coward's weapon.

'''Boomstick: Though that didn't stop him from finding another lethal projectile to fire at people: the summon swords, magical constructs of blades that he tosses at opponents like darts. He can fire them one at a time without stopping what he's doing.'''

Wiz: To keep out of an opponent's path or to lure them towards him, he teleports across the battlefield, giving him near-superhuman speed. But even then, he's more than tough enough to take the hits. As a half-human, half-demon hybrid, he's much stronger than a normal human.

'''Boomstick: But once he starts tapping into his inner demon, he can unleash even stronger energy construct sword attacks. He can have a bunch rotating around him like a shield that slices, spin them over an enemy's head before sending them loose, or fire them in rapid succession from behind him.'''

Wiz: But by far his greatest technique of all is his Devil Trigger. While Dante refused to utilize it, Vergil had come to master this form.

Boomstick: It unleashes his full-potential, increases his speed and strengh, and can even heal wounds over time.

Wiz: It's sheer power can decimate his enemies, but it has a time limit and once out, he'll return back to normal.

'''Boomstick: Vergil is perhaps the greatest master swordsman behind his pappy Sparda. He mastered the Devil Trigger long before his brother even wanted to try it, helped him in defeating the Sparda-powered Arkham, and while a lot of his attacks can be blocked, rapid slash and judgement cut are virtually unblockable.'''

Wiz: But despite his tremendous advantage in both his demonic power and arguably his technique, Dante's sheer willpower allowed him to be victorious in their final battles. And even with his great power, he was unable to defeat the demon king Mundus, who would go on to brainwash him, turn him into his own warrior henchman, and even break Yamato.

Boomstick: I hope the warranty for the sword covers everything after two thousand years.

Wiz: And while Vergil was undoubtedly given a power increase while in service to Mundus, he never would truly recover from his loss in technique afterward.

'''Boomstick: Still, Vergil is one white-haired dude that you don't want to cross. He's one of the deadliest swordsmen in video game history. I'd say step away, but by the time you do, you're already in pieces.'''

Vergil: Foolishness, Dante.

Vergil stabs Dante further with Yamato.

''Vergil: Foolishness. Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot protect anything.''

Vergil stabs Dante even further.

Vergil: Let alone yourself.