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In a world where people actually think it's a good idea to have random teenagers from all over the world compete on teams for one million dollars and that there would be no drama, two asshole internet web series hosts sent out a message for this like a bunch of dicks, thinking that they actually have the money collected to do this from their shitty web serie-

BOOM!

Fuck that guy!

Damnit Boomstick, that was the only trailer voice guy we could afford!

'''We can announce the contestants ourselves! Watch me!'''

Ugh...

LAK!

"It's a Geodude! I'm gonna catch it!"

'''QUANT! '''

"Bruh, I just want no drama. I already get enough of that shit from home."

ROCK!

"I just want to make friends here!"

"Not. This is just a tactic to win. Fuck everyone else!"

PARA!

"Bow down before your king Para Goomba the Third!"

MASTA!

"Now that's what I call... I got nothing, sorry."

ROTOM!

"Every move must be planned carefully if we must succeed..."

TRIXTER!

"Umm... hi..."

LINK!

"I'm a black belt in karate, you could never hit me- OOF"

AQUA!

"Everyone, if we can settle down we can get through this unscathed!"

JELLY!

"Nope, nuh-uh, not gonna do this, you can't make me!"

ARACH!

"I SHALL PART THE RED SEA!"

BLADE!

"I'm not the one who has a fetish for calling inanimate objects pokemon..."

DIGI!

"..."

JOSH!

"We can do this guys!"

GRN!

"What if... what if this tree was just a giant lego piece..."

PUAS!

"Ah shit, no, I'm sorry I didn't mean to- *something drops* FUCK!"

DEDEDE!

"Welp, this wil lgo greatly for me..."

DES!

"But what if this goe there, or that goes there? And this goes there while that goes there and there goes here- GAH!"

EMC!

"I just got beaten up by a traffic cone..."

ZMUSOK!

"I don't care, man. Just do whatever, don't use it against me though."

WARP!

"Do I REALLY have to put down my game?"

DEALY!

"See, Wiz, from what I've seen, lies a lot. I could tell her was lying in his instructions for this challenge. We must do the opposite of what he says."

MICKY!

"We can't just leave her in here! We gotta save her!"

You actually did a decent job, I'm impressed.

'''Don't doubt me, Wiz. Don't EVER doubt me.'''

Ugh...