Talk:Kirby/@comment-37177487-20181024033056

Okay just to let you know evrything you about to see here was copied and pasted from the meteor miningame video comments on youtube i dint type anything expect this sentance.

Alright. Let's run the numbers on Star Slam Heroes. We're going to ignore the planets because honestly, it's going to be absolutely ridiculous even without them Kirby hits the meteor 9999 light years away. For the sake of our math, we'll go ahead and round that up to 10000. Now, 1 light year is about 9.46 quadrillion meters. So, 10000 light years would be a crisp 94.6 quintillion meters. Pretty goddamn far. Based on the clip, it seems that it reached this distance in about 20 seconds. Dividing the distance from the time gives us a total velocity of 4.73 quintillion meters/second. For reference, the speed of light is only about 300 million meters a second. So we've already broken the laws of physics. But let's keep going. Based on the clip, it seems that it takes about 1 second for the meteor to accelerate up to that speed, which essentially means that our acceleration is about 4.73 quintillion meters/second^2. (Those who are scientifically inclined are probably saying that I forgot to account for the initial speed of the meteor. While there isn't a concrete answer for this, any reasonable estimate will have a rather insignificant effect on the acceleration, as our final speed is so gargantuan). But we're not done yet. Let's figure out how hard Kirby hit it. For those who don't remember their high school physics class, to calculate force, you simply multiply the acceleration of the object by its mass. Well, we have its acceleration, but we don't have its mass. So how do we get that? Well, the mini-game claims that the meteor was capable of destroying the entire planet. The force required to destroy a planet is 2.61 septillion Newtons of force. (We're going to assume Popstar is almost identical to Earth when it comes to this and gravity because I don't want to calculate that stuff on Popstar :P). Now we just have to work backward. We know that the acceleration due to gravity is 9.81. So, we plug this into our equation Force=Mass*Acceleration, and we get that the meteor must have weight at least 2.66 quintillion kilograms. That's pretty goddamn heavy. So. Now we have everything. So how hard did Kirby hit this meteor? Crunching the numbers gets us an absolutely absurd force of 1.25818×10^42 Newtons, which is so goddamn ridiculous that I'm surprised Kirby even needs his friends in this game. He could just defeat his enemies with the lightest of effort. And that's not even accounting for the lost speed due to those other planets.