Chara VS Betty

Dimond: Two girls. Two little children of pure evil.

twister: wanted to see who's more terrorble.

Dimond: I'm Dimond, he's Twister.

twister: And we're here to see who's stronger!

Dimond: What he means is... it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

twister: does everyone say that, or is it just grimi?

Dimond: its everyone.

Chara
Cue Undertale

Dimond: Long ago, two races ruled over earth, HUMANS and MONSTERS.

twister: then there was an eXiting war, and humans Overpowerd the monsters.

Dimond: Wich is ironic because the humans started the war in fear of the monsters powers. Wait, is that ironic?

twister: nope. whiLst i dO haTe humans, they couLd have tried to prevent the battle whilst the Monsters started it. there is no evedence who started the calamitY.

Dimond: Yes there is. It says it in waterfall. And why are you doing that?

twister: waTerfall only saIs "the huMans struck first and without mErcy" and i'm trying to spell out "axolotl my time HAS COME TO BURN! I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! and now i have.

Dimond: Ok, we need to get back on track. Bla bla, Chara climes Ebbot. Bla bla, found by Azzy. Bla bla, scary face. Bla bla, Buttercups. Bla-

twister: Back up, lIke, aLot doen no one eLse see that Chara falls In modern day, 201x?

Dimond: 201X could be any time at all. besides, you were sopoust to tell me to go back to Buttercups.

twister: 201x is anytime from 2010 to 2019, so ic could be in the verry close future, or the less close but still verry close Past.

Dimond: Y-you know what? Im skipping the backstory or we'll be here all day.

twister: tHEn, the humen souls Rebelled against omega bill cipher, transforming wierdmageddon back to gravity falls.

Dimond:...

...

...


 * strangles twister*

Dont worry, he'll be back eventully. *clears throt* where was I? Azzy and Chara's plan was this.

Toriel: You could have gotten through the barrier after you got ONE soul. Taken SIX souls from the humans, then came back and freed everyone pecfully.

Chara: I TRIED.

Toriel: I was talking to you father, Chara.

Dimond: There plan faild. Azzy, as a traitor to Chara, twister, me, and every human hater in every universe, he held Chara back from hurting anyone.

When the 8th human, you, frisk, falls doun, you kill everyone, spare everyone, a mix of both, or skip the entier game and have Sans call you a dirty hacker.

If you chose that first optin, Chara apears in front of you!...

If you make it to the end of the game. And let me tell you *chuckles* good luck on that.

Chara: "HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV. Every time a number increases, that feeling... That's me.'Chara'"

twister: *wakes up* did it ever cross your mind that you could have killed me? next chance i get i'm making you into a wedding ring, selling you, and making $$$$$!

Dimond: At the begining of the game, Flowey-

twister: he's called FLOWEY the FLOWER he's not a flower, he's a FLOWER

Dimond: tells you LV stands for LOVE. Not love. LOVE.

Sans: "What's EXP? It's an acronym. It stands for 'execution points.' A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others. When you kill someone, your EXP increases. When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases. LOVE, too, is an acronym. It stands for 'Level of Violence.' A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt. The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others."

Dimond: You thoght ether of those ment somthing else, you thoght WRONG!

twister: flowey, striped of his power, was forced to bargin with asgore, ofering him money, fame, ritches, infinite power, his own galaxy. he then cried out !NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I !NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-AAAAAAAAAAA, then asgore smashed him into alot of strangely equil pieces.and if you attack me you will never see tle light of day again

Dimond:I... I just... I'm done. '''I WILL NEVER AGAIN LET YOU TYPE SOMTHING HERE!!!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?!?! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'''

we're currently expiriencing technicle difficulties

twister: ha ha ha i'm typing. also, sdtcit wfwbt shodb mhacr shh hal btafth ihwtstb hhtimn owtahc ADF ADT.

Dimond: Ok. Her wepon and armor, the Real Knife and The locket, each provide +99 ATK/DEF.

She kills the world, turnig the void into the abyss.

Chara: "Interesting.

You want to go back.

You want to go back to the world you destroyed.

It was you who pushed everything to its edge.

It was you who led the world to its destruction.

But you cannot accept it. twister: stop quoting undertale wiki. here's the link to-
 * You think you are above consequences.
 * Exactly. [Yes]
 * Then what are you looking for? [No]
 * Perhaps.
 * We can reach a compromise.
 * You still have something I want.
 * Give it to me.
 * And I will bring this world back.
 * Then it is agreed.
 * You will give me your SOUL."

i've got it

and then, bill cipher fell into the core, shatering himself across time time and space.

Dimond: The CORE isnt NEARLY strong enogh for that, if he even COULD do that. but FINE. I'll stop "ing the wiki...

If you stop referencing gravity falls.

twister: one last time. frisk wasted...... tHEiR question asking if the god of hyperdeath is a goat.

Chara: Right. Your a great partner.

We'll be togther forever, won't we?