Thread:Komodo25M/@comment-38397104-20190724190259/@comment-38397104-20191108002717

1298god wrote: Jimmy lands flat on his back, and Claimhteoir drunkenly stumbles towards him.

Jimmy: WOAH! What are you?

Claimhteoir: I'm Claimhteoir ar Meisce, cahmmandin' ahfficer o' de Iresh Reptilian Army!

Jimmy: For an alien race of reptoids, you sure seem to rely on primative weaponry.

Claimhteoir: Ahh, is dat right? At least i'm naht sahme coward who 'ides behend a boehnch o' wahrthless, roehsted ooeht, steam-driven pieces o' joehnk!

Jimmy: I'll have you know i have some of the most advanced tech in my multiverse!

Claimhteoir: Den comb at me ya pansy! and i'll show ya de wahrth o' a real man!

Jimmy pulls out a laser gun while Claimhteoir chuggs a bottle of guiness and draws his katanas. Thx, man! You mind if I use this?