User blog:5555thExplosionMage/Why Your Waifu is Terrible

'Gimme your waifus and I'lll explain why they're terrible. I'll make fun of one of mine to get started.'



Nitori Kawashiro (Touhou Project)
Nitori cares about money WAY more than you. She's super anti-social and cares more about science than anything else. Nitori also thinks she is FAR superior to you and will likely point that out often, and have you seen what kappas look like!? DO YOU SEE THAT BALD SPOT!? Also look at her! She looks like a child (even though she's older than your great great great Grandma). She'll out-live you so when you die (if she even loved you in the first place) you'll just leave behind a broken hearted Nitori. Waifu Rating: -7/10