User blog:Digilord 64/Things I hate

Note
In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been very active lately. I've got stuff going on. But I do have time to make this blog post talking about some incorrect things from real and fanmade Death Battles I've seen in my days as a Death Battle fan. The mistakes in Fanon Death Battles aren't limited to this site, as I've seen many Fanon Death Battles elsewhere too. I won't tell where I saw the mistakes and stuff in the fanon fights to avoid being mean.

What's canon and what's not
Death Battle used Sonic Boom info for Knuckles. Sonic Boom isn't even in the same dimension as the other Sonic games. I was gonna have a big argument about this, but all there really is to say is that Death Battle made a bit of a mistake.

What you see isn't what you get
You know world maps? Like the Ones in SM3DW and Sonic Colors? Characters can move across them to get to levels and boss fights. It's pretty neat and stuff. But then I heard a few people say "____ can move across stages in a matter of seconds!" I can't stand it. No, Kirby can't move extremely fast because he can roll between the different worlds in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse in a second. No, Sonic can't cross the entirety of Starlight Carnival by just speed-walking. One way of putting it is that World Maps are just Stage Selection Screens with style and they shouldn't be taken too seriously. Are you really gonna believe something that makes Mario look like he's around the same size as a Toad House?

Another instance of "What you see isn't what you get" is misinterpreting jokes. One example is in [this scene at 2:50] Patrick runs all the way to the sun. This was a joke that wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Patrick is probably one of the tubbiest characters in the show, and has been seen to be slower than SpongeBob. He could never be able to run all the way to the sun so quick. Another example is Gumball [Going Super Sayain]. I don't even have to explain for this one, do I?

Outside Help
In Bomberman vs Dig-Dug, Bomberman started the battle with a Rooey. Why couldn't Mario get Yoshi in Mario vs Sonic? Because that would apparently be outside help.

Make up your mind, Death Battle!

That's all, folks
Well, that's all I've got for now. If you've got anything you want me to add, or if you think I said something that was wrong, don't be afraid to comment. Untill next time, I guess.