Conker vs. Daredevil Dan

Conker vs. Daredevil Dan is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Conker the Squirrel from the Conker series and Daredevil Dan from the movie Foodfight. This page was created by GalacticAttorney and is his Season 4 Premiere.

Description
''Rareware vs. Foodfight! The chocolate-loving squirrel vs. the squirrel made of chocolate! Who will survive?''

Intro
Boomstick: WHY, GOD, WHY!?

Wiz: ...squirrels are-

'''Boomstick: FUCK THE INTRO, WIZ! WHY ARE WE USING A FOODFIGHT CHARACTER!? NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH FOODFIGHT!'''

Wiz: ...I know. But we have to do it.

'''Boomstick: ...Fine. Daredevil Dan, the chocolate squirrel from... *sniff* Foodfight...'''

Wiz: ...And Conker, the alcoholic squirrel.

'''Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick... *sob*'''

Wiz: ...And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.