Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-27743658-20170108212419/@comment-27517770-20170109044849

DOG FESTIVAL DIRECTIONS: If you want to eat some dog, I have good news. There's an annual dog festival where you can eat all the dog you want, and it's located in Yuli Guanxi China. And the festival spans about 10 days with 50,000 dogs consumed a day, and it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June. I just wanna let you know, I'm just tryna be a bro. So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China, once you get off at that airport you wanna ask around for the Guangzhou provincial bus, it costs $20 USD, and it's a 4 1/2 hour ride, then you get off at Maoming West. Just remember Maoming West. Now you might have to stay there a full night depending on the time you arrive, because the next bus to go to Yulin only runs like once a day. Then you have to buy another ticket, it's about another 22 bucks, but from there it goes straight to Yulin, soon enough you'll be eating some dog. Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin, I'm checking online now, I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel, offering a sauna and fitness center, wow it's not to bad at all. Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night, though with free complimentary breakfast, and a free cancellation fee, so it's not as bad as I thought. When you're ready, the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about, and he or she will give you directions, so take a cab, but don't get ripped off, if you're white they'll charge you double, I shit you not. I shit you not. But anyways, enjoy your flight, goodbye, enjoy the dog festival.