User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/Awesome Character Rap Duels!- Kanto Battle Royale

One day, a Squirtle, a Bulbasaur and a Charmander decided to rap duel while leveling up.

ENGAGE!
Squirtle: Yo muh name's Squirtle, I'm a shell of a guy!

Better get ready, I'm gonna make you cry!

I've got the defenses of Bowser's castle!

Try to hurt me, but I'm unstoppable!

Bulbasaur: So you think you're the best, eh, Little Baby Blue?

Even you, Charmander, man, fuck you!

I've got the bulb and them Razor Leaves and Vine Whips,

First Spot in the Pokédex? I got dibs!

Charmander: So you think you've got one over on me?

Well, try to tank an Ember or are you just pussies?

I'm a blazin' lizard with a badass flame!

You're a frog and a turtle with a squirrel tail!

Round 2
(Squirtle Evolves)

Wartortle: Ooh, I'm so scared that I might even say,

Man Bulbasaur that flower is gay!

I'm a badass Water Turtle, Charmander's a lizard!

I'm easily the best of ya, word for word!

(Bulbasaur Evolves)

Ivysaur: I'm a badass flower frog with a powder-sprayin' flower!

Charmander and Wartortle are dwarfed in power!

I've got my Giga Drain so ya better watch out!

My Poison Powder n' Leech Seed'll leave ya in doubt!

(Charmander Evolves)

Charmeleon: Oh look, it's Ivysaur, the flowery frog!

I'm Charmeleon, ASSHOLE, and I make ya look like a gay hog!

Oh, yo Wartorle, I heard ya think yer cool!

Thing is my Fire Fang'll make ya look like ya drool!

Round 3
(Wartorle Evolves)

Blastoise: I'm a badass walkin' bastion, and Imma fuck ya up!

Water Cannons, badass shell, try to tank my Hydro Pump!

Imma use Rapid Spin to make ya dizzy then get you with a Bite!

You don't stand a chance, not in any fight!

I'm the best there is, Waterfall or Surf!

Better back off, fuckers, cause this is my turf!

(Ivysaur Evolves)

Venusaur: Look, man, you're okay, but I got the power o' grass!

I just need a SolarBeam to kick yer ass!

I got the OP Leech Seed, I'll stop ya with Stun Spore!

After the battle, consider yourself poor!

I got the hugeass flower, I'm bigger than a tree!

Charmeleon's three-foot seven, Blastoise only five foot three!

(Charmeleon Evolves)

Charizard: Bringin' death from the sky, yeah my name's Charizard!

Ya think that ya can beat me? LOL, what a retard!

Imma fire my Flamethrower and slash ya with Dragon Claw!

I'm the only starter that ain't got no fuckin' flaws!

You can try to beat me but ya won't succeed!

The name's Charizard, fucker, and I'm the starter that ya need!

And so the rap duel stops...

Next Time
(Link walks in and looks around to find Sora)

So who do you think won? Post in the comments below!