Asriel Dreemur vs Discord

Opening
DoomyBoy- 4th dimensional reality warpers

Omega-these guys just love screwing with us 2nd dimensionals

Doomyboy- Like Asriel Dreemur, the unstoppable final pacifist run boss from Undertale

Omega- and everyones favorite evil meat Dorito Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls

DoomyBoy- I'm Doomyboy and He's my henchbot Omega and we have broken into screwattack studios in order to analyse their powers, weapons and abilities in order to determine who would win a death battle!

Boomstick- WTF WIZ, GET MY SHOTGUN THOSE TWO IDIOTS ARE BACK

DoomyBoy- LOCK THE DOORS OMEGA!!!

Omega-Already done sir

Asriel Dreemur
Doomyboy- How long do you think the doors will hold?

Omega-Long enough to finish the fight and sneak out a window

DoomyBoy- err right... AHEM, a little while after the human monster wars, a human child named Chara fell into the underground, and was found by the prince of monsters...Asriel Dreemur

Omega-alert, cute overload, crash iminent

DoomyBoy- I know, luckily he's not the asriel who will be fighting, or else I would feel very guilty.

Omega- Basically Asriel somehow managed to convince his mom and dad to adopt Chara, who made Asriel promise her that he would make sure she saw the golden flowers that grew around her village again....

DoomyBoy- In exchange that she would show him stars

Omega- then Chara died...

DoomyBoy- so Asriel absorbed her soul, which