User blog:BMHKain/ONE MINUTE MELEE: Parace L'Sia vs Doomsday

CAUTION: Both opponents can defeat Superman just as easy as each other. BOTH FIGHTERS ARE TO BE RESPECTED! Otherwise, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Besides, I don't know much of Doomsday anyways...

NOTE: This MELEE is intended to be like the real thing; timer, and all...

(Quotes come later...)

'''WOW... UM... LET'S ROCK AND ROLL?'''

Tick... Tick...

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO REASEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

MELEE!!!

GO!

Area: Metropolis Time: CLASSIFIED, LATE 1980's-EARLY 1990's

Doomsday: UUUARRRGH!

Lois Lane: (Weeping)

Doomsday: YOU ARE ALL USELESS! Is there ANYONE WHO CAN FIGHT LIKE A MAN, UNLIKE THAT DAMNED RAT SUPERMAN!!!!!

(Superman's skull gets crushed, and Lois is obliterated.)

???: Why not a woman, you damn, dirty ape?

(??? Transforms into a godlike entity called Parace L'sia.)

Doomsday: UUUUAAAAAGH! What makes you any better!?

Parace: Fight, and you'll be amazed...

THIS OUTTA BE A FIGHT TO REMEMBER!

ACTION

(To be continued...)