User blog:AdamGregory03/Stupid Fox VS Temmie

Disclaimer: The following is a work-in-progress joke battle.

(Cue: Invader)

Wizard: "Within the realm of fictional characters... Let's just say not everyone is exactly going to be a great warrior..."

Boomstick: "But it's okay because they're so god damn adorable."

Wizard: "Stupid Fox... I... Think that sums it up..."

Boomstick: "And Temmie, the... dog... cat... beaver... thing from the Underground. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick."

Wizard: "And it's our job to analyze their... uh... skills... to find out who would win... a Death Battle."

Stupid Fox
(Cue: Swordland (Sword Art Online))

Wizard: "Chances are a majority of people enjoy simple strips, comics around three to four panels of lengh. They are short, but that is all they need to get their point across. And nowhere else can these be more prominent than... in the newspaper, but also online, with web comics."

Boomstick: "For every web comic about pop media, personal angst, or furries, one rises to the top for it's titular character: A fox... who is stupid."

(Cue: Mizzard Shuffle (Felix the Cat: The Movie))

Wizard: "The Stupid Fox is... Well, when he was only a kit... he uh..."

Boomstick: "His name is STUPID FOX. What are you expecting, a BlazBlue backstory?"

WIP

Temmie
(Cue: Memory (Undertale))

Wizard: "Years ago, the Earth was inhabited by two dominant races: Humans... and monsters. One day, these two races went to war over who rightfully ruled the land. And after a long, hard battle, the humans were victorious, and the monsters were sent to live beneath Mt. Ebbott, where they would form their own society, at the expense of never being able to leave without the power of a human soul."

Boomstick: "...Okay, trapping monsters underground, that kind of makes sense, but why the hell did they think THIS thing was too threatening for Earth!?" (Cue: Temmie Village (Undertale))
 * Special enemy Temmie appears!

Boomstick: "And what even IS it? A dog? A cat? A rabbit? It looks like someone went all Frankenstein in a Build-a-Bear."

Wizard: "Based on Undertale's lead artist, the Temmies are actually a race of monsters that inhabit the Underground."

Boomstick: "Wait, so there's multiple? ...Where can I adopt one?"

WIP

The Battle
Wizard: "All right, the combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all!"

Boomstick: "It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"