Sideways Battle Royale

Sideways Battle Royale is a What-If? Death Battle created by Trachodon56.

Decription
''It's a battle of tricksters and dimension-hoppers! They've contradicted their own histories for years, and now it's never been more convulted!''

Interlude

 * Wiz: Sideways. Throughout the Transformers multiverse, the name has been associated with cheats, liers, heralds of Unicron himself, and even dimension-hoppers!


 * Boomstick: And if there's anything that can make that statement and spin it on its head: it would be these guys!


 * Wiz: Because of the convulted web they spin, we will be focusing on three "versions" of Sideways in partcular: Transformers: Armada, Transformers: Cybertron, and Revenge of the Fallen.


 * Boomstick: Soooo, how are they all supposed to meet each other?


 * Wiz: Sidewayses from universes where their respective media is it's own separate universe?..


 * Boomstick: ...Well, in any case, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!


 * Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to findout who would win.. a Death Battle!

Armada Sideways

 * Wiz: In the year 2010, the Autobots were battling out with the Decepticons in a race to find and recruit a race of huma-sized Transformers known a the Mini-Cons.


 * Boomstick: That basis sounds familiar..


 * Wiz: However, one fateful day, a stranger arrived from Cybertron. You can guess who it was.


 * Boomstick: Being able to transform into radass pruple motorcycle, Sideways was a sight to behold on the battlefield!


 * Wiz: Sideways is equipped with tailpipes that can be used as arm-mounted guns in robot mode. He's also agile on the battlefield, able to speed past and take down targets with incredible accuracy.


 * Boomstick: For a while, Sideways aided his Autobot allies until he and the Autobot Hot Shot ended up on the moon where the Decepticons set up a base of operations, and what a surprise! He was a Decepticon all along!


 * Wiz: To accomplish this trick: Sideways has 2 Mini-Con partners, Rook and Crosswise, each being able to form a helmet around his true head to signify his allegiance as an Autobot, or Decepticon respectively. To add onto this feature, Rook and Crosswise were able to combine into a larger robot called Mirror, which acted as a rider for Sideways' motorcycle mode. In most stories: Sideways being a double agent would have been the end of it, but the extent of his manipulation had reached farther than that.


 * Boomstick: This included costing the Decepticons the chance to end war with the Skyboom Shield, trying to get Starscream to stage a mutiny towards Megatron, and literally sucking the Autobots' human allies to cyberspace! That was just weird, even for him!


 * Wiz: Sideways' deceit ended when he attempted to coerce the dull-witted Demolishor to elimate the strategist Thrust, he was caught communicating to an unknown party. And with that he revealed he was no ordinary Cybertronian.


 * Boomstick: This guy can turn into a cloudy mass!


 * Wiz: More like a particle mass! With his abilities including being able to shapeshift and heal from any sustained injuries!


 * Boomstick: Considering that shouldn't be physically possible for a robot, you can begin to imagine the power level of his employer.


 * Wiz: Sideways retreated but his manipulations didn't end there.


 * Boomstick: The list went on with disabing the Autobot base's security in order for the Decepticons to retrieve the Requiem Blaster, convinving Thrust to secretly join his agenda, and even creating an evil clone of Optimus Prime!


 * Wiz: The truth came out though, Sideways was in fact: a Herald of Unicron who was manipulating both sides into continuing the Cybertronian War in order to power Unicron.


 * Boomstick: All seemed lost, until the captive Optimus Prime broke free and proceeded to fatally shoot Sideways with the Requiem Blaster. And thus, ended the life of this magnificent bastard...


 * Wiz: Except,.. not..

Cybertron Sideways
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Movie Sideways
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Death Battle Interlude

 * Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate, once and for all!


 * Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!'

Fight
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Result

 * Boomstick: And on this day: the phrase "cheaters never prospore" was disproven!


 * Wiz: The winning Sideways is from [insert media name here]!