Eddy vs Jimmy Hopkins

Eddy vs Jimmy Hopkins is a What-If Death Battle by BloodHunter500

Description
''Not-so-average teen boys with family issues duke it out! Will Jimmy show Eddy the Bullworth Way? Or will Eddy scam Jimmy out of his victory?''

Interlude
Boys will be boys, am I right? Running around, beating other kids up and trying to score chicks while trying to look cool at the same time! And no one emphasizes this lifestyle more than these two boys! I'm BloodHunter500, and I'll compare and analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find who would win a Death Battle!
 * Eddy, supreme scammer and leader of the Eds.
 * Jimmy Hopkins, delinquent troublemaker of Bullworth Academy.

Eddy
In a suburban town known as Peach Creek, a Cul-De-Sac peacefully sat without unrest, days slipping by for the residents without disruption. However, all of that came to an end when three very different kids met up, as if by fate. The only really similar things they had going for each other - aside from their mutual and somewhat unnatural obsession for jawbreakers (the candy, not the show)- were their names. Ed, Edd... and Eddy.

Living under an abusive older brother, Eddy soon became obsessed with the (not really) mystical and absolutely delicious candy called jawbreakers at a young age. Sold commonly around the candy store in the neighborhood, Eddy wanted nothing more than to get some for their pure deliciousness and savor-able traits. Problem is, he's always dirt broke and couldn't afford even a single jawbreaker for $0.25! His solution? Become a con artist and scam the other neighborhood kids of their own cash! And, after meeting his best friends Ed and Edd "Double D", he quickly set about this task of coming up with clever scams to get cash. However, as you've probably guessed, his peers weren't exactly pleased at the prospect of losing money, so Eddy has to be prepared for anything! Luckily for him and his two buds, he has quite the arsenal of items built by him and Double D!

He has the Hypno-Wheel, a device that can hypnotize and mind control the target into obeying the user's every command, a jet-pack that grants him the ability to fly and great maneuverability, a Baking Powder smoke bomb disguised as a jawbreaker that provides excellent cover and allows him to escape from harm if he's overwhelmed, a fish to beat people to death with, a pair of nun-chucks made from fuzzy dice that are surprisingly dangerous, a yo-yo that is used in a similar manner, chewing gum that can stun opponents for a brief time, a baseball bat to viciously whack foes around with, body armor made of literal junk, Canadian Squirt Guns that are dead accurate, and a device called The El Mongo Stink Bomb that not only obscures a foe's view, but stinks up the place so bad that kids like Rolf that regularly smell filthy scents are sent running! It has two forms: A smaller grenade-like version that Eddy carries shittons of, and a giant nuke-like version that blows up with such force that it actually causes a shock wave that spreads around an area as big as the entire Cul-De-Sac! He also carries around actual Vaporizing Turbo Grenades that can blow up robots with ease! And one time, he even built an alien vacuum that is strong enough to suck up and capture his friend, Ed! That, and since he hates being short, he has two Elevation Boots that increase his height and leg stride to a ridiculous degree! Plus, Eddy can also freakin' fly by pulling his wallet cord in his pocket and causes his three hairs to spin like a helicopter. Yes, you heard me right! Eddy flies by pulling his wallet cord which somehow causes his only three hairs to spin like rotor blades! And that's not the end of it! He has an alter ego nemd Professor Scam that, once he turns into it, can fire dollar sign energy blasts from his forehead so powerful that he forced Captain Melonhead to his knees!

Despite being a supposedly ordinary kid, Eddy has accomplished some ridiculous things! He is an experienced trickster and has fooled all the other kids in the Cul-De-Sac at least once, even Kevin and his ridiculously smart friend Double D on more than one occasion! His hypnotizing wheel can mind control almost anyone (except Jonny for some unknown reason), the jawbreaker smoke bomb explodes with enough force to almost level a house, and Eddy himself once actually survived an entire house falling on top of him. Twice! He's strong enough to lift his rival Kevin clean off the ground and body slam him onto the ground, survived getting shot out of an arrow by his friend Ed, who is strong enough to lift said house without issues, is fast enough to effortlessly keep up with Kevin on his bike - and Kevin is fast enough to leave 32 foot long skid marks behind in a sudden stop- and once defeated Kevin in combat while he was on his bike. He's smart enough to build his own weapon (the alien vacuum) and come up with ingenious scams on the fly, like "Ed Mart". He's skilled enough to casually fight wild crocodiles in the sewer, can KO said crocodiles in a few hits, and briliant enough to come up with escape strategies that even his brainiac friend Double D couldn't see coming. He survived a beating from Rolf, who can uproot a tree and lift it up with his bare hands, and survived a fall into a deep pit immediately afterwards! His aim and accuracy are so on point that he can shoot his Canadian Squirt Gun to ricochet off a birdhouse, then a bucket lying on its side, and through three people's ears and still hit it's intended target in a single shot! The Elevation Boots can kick hard enough to send his friends crashing through a fence wall, and he once effortlessly tanked getting sent flying and crashing through a stone-hard dinosaur leg! He survived getting headbutted by Victor so hard he was sent flying at least 80 feet away, and his Professor Scam dollar sign blasts are strong enough to hurt Captain Melonhead, who can survive a beating from Rolf, Sarah-who can easily lift a car- and the other kids! That, and he once survived Ed's toyHowever, his most impressive feat has got to be when he FELL FROM OUTER SPACE, could still breathe up there, and landed without a scratch!

However, despite being a legitimate genius and having a wide arsenal, he has plenty of faults for everything he's accomplished. He's incredibly short and will fly into a rage if someone calls him out on it, though he seems to get stronger due to it, he sometimes jumps to conclusions when trying to solve stuff, and has a ridiculously low amount of patience! Eddy is so impatient that he literally can't even wait for a solid minute for a burrito to be microwaved! On top of all of this, he's very arrogant, believing that he could win at almost everything and calling himself the best at whatever his peers are doing. He once actually tried to become King of the Cul-De-Sac!

Despite all of this, however, Eddy is still an experienced scammer and trickster that shouldn't be trifled with, and if you're not careful, you may find your wallet completely empty! After all, there's a reason that he's called the man with a plan!

Eddy:"If you can't beat 'em... Show Off!"

Jimmy
In a city known as Bullworth, there lies a school called Bullworth Academy that is filled with the most fightingest and rowdiest kids in the country. Fights are common, some of the staff are corrupt, the students possessing almost no morals, and the cliques and groups constantly battling it out for supremacy. Jocks vs Nerds, Greasers vs Preppies, Bullies attacking little kids, there seemed to be no sign of change for the school-turned-battleground. However, all of that changed when a young teenage boy, fed up with his latest stepfather, walked through the gates with clenched fists. That boy was none other than James "Jimmy" Hopkins.

Living under an abusive mother and having gone through at least 10 stepfathers, Jimmy has had his fair share of tough times. Having been expelled from at least 8 other schools before coming to Bullworth, James wasted no time getting into his first clash with the native bullies, and coming out on top. Problem was, however, that he probably wouldn't make it through without a bit of help. Befriending the resident loser Petey and joining forces with the sociopathic Gary to take over the restless school, Jimmy went to work fighting his way to the top of the pecking order. However, he couldn't have done it without a couple tools.

Jimmy always prefers to fight with his fists, but has a trusty baseball bat for beating the shit out of any unlucky foes. He also carries around egg shells that do a surprising amount of damage plus stun foes, and a bag of marbles for making enemies slip up and leaving them open. His slingshot has deadly accuracy and is capable of ridiculously long shots! He also possesses a freaking potato spud cannon that rapidly fired solid potatoes at a target! Freaking potatoes! Jimmy also has a sweet moped that he can use to ram people with, punch people from, and make a quick getaway! He can do the same with his Go-Kart, except he can't punch from it, and is much faster on it. He also possesses a limited amount of stink bombs that briefly stun foes, and can use a panel made of solid steel as a shield! He carries a giant pipe do deliver great amounts of damage, and can toss rocks and bricks with incredible accuracy! Jimmy also carries itching powder that renders enemies unable to fight for a time. If he needs to bring out the big guns, Jimmy also carries around a bottle rocket launcher that fires powerful bottle rockets at foes, though its accuracy and range are seriousAnd, being the delinquent he is, Jimmy even carries around freaking firecrackers!