User blog:TendoTheGamer/Tendo's Pokemon Sapphire Nuzlocke

TENDO VS THE WORLD BUT WITH PERMA DEATH

LET'S GET RIGHTTTT INTO THE NOOSE!

Rules
If a Pokemon faints, it's dead.

I can only catch the first Pokemon on each route, unless it's a duplicate I already have. In that case, I can catch another Pokemon.

And the naming category is Fictional Characters.

So NOW, let's get right into the noose.

THE NUZLOCKE
Hoenn..back of a moving truck..

Tendo, a random kid in a blue Pokeball T-Shirt and white shorts was laying in a dark moving truck, sleeping. But then a figure appeared before him, which he stood up to see.

Tendo: Arceus, is that you?

''Jontron: Psh, Arceus doesn't exist yet in this Gen. I'm Professor Birch. AKA Jontron. Obviously.''

Tendo: Why are you here--

Jontron: GO ECH ON AN ADVENTURE!

Jontron picked up Tendo, and a random Mudkip, and threw them both out of the truck into a random forest. The Trainer and Pokemon crash landed down a hill, falling face first into some mud. Tendo did at least, but Mudkip safetly landed on his head.

''Tendo: Gah..welp, I live in Hoenn now. And I don't have a home since I just got thrown out of a truck.''

Random Mudkip: Hi.

Tendo: GAH WHY ARE YOU TALKING--

''Random Mudkip: Pokemon can talk in Nuzlocke Stories. Remember?''

''Tendo: Oh. Well, what should I name you? Wait, I know. Blue. A good character in general. A meme. I have the perfect name!''

'''GOT CABOOSE THE MUDKIP! (Male)'''

Tendo was holding up Caboose in the style of getting a item in Legend of Zelda. Then the Trainer set down his Pokemon, and the two were already prepared to head off to wherever they were supposed to go next.

But May and her Treecko appeared in front of the duo, already preparing for a battle.

A wild Waifu appeared!

Tendo used Flirt!

Waifu used Reject!

Tendo used Have Caboose Beat The Crap Out Of Her Pokemon!

It's super effective!

Treecko fainted!

Waifu ran away!

Tendo and Caboose watched as their potential rival/waifu ran away. But neither cared, because who needs women in life. Right? Hah..hah..sob. But the two continued their quest. And found a bag of Pokeballs that May dropped.

Route 101..

Tendo and Caboose walked to the route, having a Pokeball ready for their first catch. But then a hologram of Jontron appeared behind Tendo.

Holographic Jontron: tendoooo

Tendo: Prof. Jontron?

Caboose: Adoptive Not Actually Dad but Dad?

''Holographic Jontron: I see you and Caboose have beaten that random girl! Welp, she's weak anyway. I gave her the Treecko to one day rival the hero who would come to Hoenn, to save the world.''

Tendo: From what?

''Holographic Jontron: NO IDEA. But anyways, you're on Nuzlocke Rules. And since you got Caboose at Route 101, technically, you can't catch anything here. But go to the up ahead routes and get something good.''

Tendo: ok

Tendo and Caboose ran off, the Mudkip riding in Tendo's backpack. The Jontron Holograph afterwards disappeared.

Route 103..

Poochyena: woof

Tendo slammed a Pokeball into the Poochyena's face.

GOT FEM!BATMAN THE POOCHYENA (Female)

Caboose: Fem!Batman fit perfectly into the name slot?

''Tendo: Huh. It's like Nintendo planned for some guy to name a Pokemon Fem!Batman one day.''

Fem!Batman: what

Tendo: WELP ONWARDS WITH ADVENTURE

Route 102..

Tendo, Caboose, and Fem!Batman ran into the Route, only for Youngster Joey and his Recolored Rattata to appear.

Joey: You..

Tendo: hi

Joey: BRING IT ON!

Tendo: Go get them, Fem!Batman!

Fem!Batman the Poochyena jumped at Joey, but Youngster Joey suddenly froze time with one attack.

Joey: ZA WAURDO!

Youngster Joey flew into the air, grabbing a Steamroller, and then slamming it down onto Fem!Batman.

Joey: MUDAMUDAMDUAMDUADMAUDMAUDMAU,DAUDAUMDAUMDAUDMAUDMAUDMAUDAMDUAMDUAMDUADMAUDMAUDMAYUDMAUDMAUDMAUDAMDUAMDUAMDUAMDAUDMAUDMAUDMADUAMDUAUMDAMUEASTERGGMUDMUAMUADMUADUAMDUAUDMAUDMAUDMAUDMAUDAMUDMADUA!

BOOM!

Fem!Batman died.

Tendo: GASP FEM!BATMAN NOOO

Caboose: gasp

Now that the Nuzlocke was just a disastorous meme, Tendo pulled out a cannon with 100 Rare Candies in it, then firing it at Caboose. A flash of light happened in the blast, then releasing true power itself.

BOOM!

CABOOSE BECAME A LEVEL 100 SWAMPERT!

Joey: WHAT?!

Caboose annhilates Joey into nothing, and his Rattata.

Tendo: WELP, ONTO THE POKEMON LEAGUE!

Caboose picks up Tendo, then flying away to the Pokemon League.

''Tendo: Alright, so right now we're at the Rock Gym Leader Girls' City thing. And since you're Level 100, you just had to flick her to win. So, Ever Grande City is at..the other side of Hoenn.''

Caboose: well then let's go

Caboose went full speed ahead, leaving a trail of explosions that destroyed all of Hoenn except Ever Grande City behind him.

5 MINUTES LATER

Elite Four, Sidney..

Tendo and Caboose smashed through the wall, tons of Full Restores on hand. However, due to Caboose's higher level of being Level 100, he easily tore each Pokemon apart, hand by hand, and didn't feel any pain in battle.

Elite Four, Phoebe..

Caboose smashed through the door, sending it to crush Phoebe. Then, the Swampert smashed all her Ghost Pokemon with a wave of Muddy Water, annhilating them entirely.

Elite Four, Glacia..

ICE ICE BABYY

Tendo and Caboose ran through the room, hearing the blaring "ICE ICE BABY" music playing. However, the Level 100 Swampert punched Glacia away into a wall, splattering her apart.

Elite Four, Drake..and josh..

Drake approached the Trainer and his OP Pokemon. However, before he spoke, Jontron smashed through the wall, who was the only survivor of most of Hoenn being blown up.

''Jontron: I'LL DISTRACT DRAKE! GO ECH, GROMMET, AND SAVE THE WORLD!''

Jontron snapped Drake's neck, as Tendo ran into the final room. However, Tendo noticed that Caboose's PP was going low, and he didn't have much recovering items. That's when Drake's Salamence smashed throug the wall, with Jontron being thrown towards Tendo from it.

Tendo leaped over Jontron, and Falcon Punched the Salamance, allowing Caboose to grab it by the neck, then ripping off it's head.

The Trainer reached into his bag while Jontron stood up, finding a Elixir. It was all they had at the moment. But after that, Tendo, Caboose, and Prof. Jontron walked into the Champion's Room.

Champion Steven's Throne Room..

Steven, sitting in his throne with his Pokemon at his side, grinned at the sight of Tendo.

''Steven: KEK. Only one Pokemon? Prepare to die.''

Tendo: nah you gonna die

TENDO VS KEK MASTER STEVEN NOT UNIVERSE

Steven sent out most of his Pokemon, besides Metagross. However, Swampert leaped into the air, releasing a powerful Kamehameha to annhilate all the opposing Pokemon.

However, they all managed to survive the attack. Skarmory flew up at Caboose but the Swampert grabbed him by the neck, snapping it and slamming them into the ground, breaking them apart.

Aggron appeared behind Caboose, and both threw a punch at each other, clashing. Caboose used his surperior strength to rip off the Steel Pokemon's arm, then blasting it away with another Kamehamha.

Cradily smashed through the ground, preparing a Giga Drain. But Caboose smashed into the ground, using Earthquake, causing part of the ceiling to fall down and crush the Pokemon, finishing it off.

Claydol flew at the Swampert, but then exploded because it was too weak to face Caboose.

Then Steven's Metagross floated down. It skipped the Pokemon before it, even. Metagross, Steven landing on top of it. fired off a giant Hyepr Beam at Caboose.

However, Caboose grabbed Tendo and Jontron, flying out of the way, and smashing through the Pokemon League. Steven chased after, but Caboose soon flew out of orbit, then charging up a giant laser beam in it's mouth.

Caboose: Ka..

Steven sent out Armaldo, his other Pokemon, who used Ancient Power to hit his foes. However, Jontron leaped off Caboose, diving at Armaldo, leaving the rocks to stab through him instead.

Caboose: Me..

Tendo: JONTRON, NOO!

Jontron tackled off Armaldo, both flying into the sun, which exploded.d

Caboose: Ha..

Steven began closing in, Metagross firing off a giant white Hyper Beam towards Tendo and Caboose.

Caboose: Me..

The Hyper Beam closed in on them, but Caboose threw Tendo off him, releasing one final blast.

Caboose: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Caboose fired a Kamehameha, destroying Metagross' Hyper Beam, then annhilating Steven. Tendo fell down, Caboose catching him, then floating in space. The battle had been won.



the end

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