User blog:ChessGrandMaster/King Dedede vs Wario (ChessGrandMaster)

Intro
Greetings, folks! My first blog post about Dedede vs

Description
Mario vs Kirby BUT with hungry anti-heroes! These greedy rivals considered enemies turned to allies, but which of these fighters will bring home the bacon? Can Wario waft Dedede into oblivion? Or wil the King of Dream Land hammer the yellow plumber to defeat?

Preamble
Wiz: Anti-heroes. With an appetite for greed and hunger.

Boomstick: Hey, Wiz, didn’t we do battles on them?

Wiz: Yep. Meet King Dedede, he who says he’s King, and that’s that.

'''Boomstick: And Wario, WAHnderful treasure hunter! I’m Boomstick and he’s Wiz!...'''

Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win...in a DEATH BATTLE.

(Death Battle doors slam shut, opening King Dedede’s bio)

King Dedede gets ready for dededestruction!Edit
Cue Gourmet Race - Kirby's Dream Land 3

'''Boomstick: Dedede that's the name you should know! Dedede-'''

Wiz: -debuted as Kirby's archenemy since 1992. There, he stole all of Dream Land's Sparkling Stars in order to boost his ego and/or cause trouble to the citizens of Dream Land.

'''Boomstick: Which causes Kirby to jump in and give the penguin such a beating, he flew outta his castle! And survived for many more battles to come. Man, how does he take such a beating?'''

Wiz: Ever since, he's trained his body rigorously in order to face off Kirby. This, along with his movesets from first appearance, gave him more options to attack from and improved his aerial techniques.

'''Boomstick: Though they square off quiet often, doesn't mean he's evil. In more recent installments of Kirby, he's proven to be an anti-hero or even a full blown good guy. Come on, look at the penguin harassing Kirby!'''

Wiz: Despite their initial tensions from the earlier Kirby games, since Kirby’s Return to Dream Land, Dedede would aid the pink puffball whenever there’s a greater evil. Also, whenever the King of Dream Land commits nefarious deeds, it is due to an evil source possessing him, or simply to prove himself superior to his archnemesis.

'''Boomstick: This heavy Penguin doesn’t go to battle without his fighting techniques! He enters the battlefield with his hammer, which usually packs a quite a punch. And, if he wants to deal more damage, he can charge up to turn it into a Jet Hammer!'''

Wiz: Utilizing his frame, he can it to crush or knock foes away. His Super Dedede Jump is a prominent tactic, which ascends and descends to the ground quickly.

Boomstick: *Sees Gordo Throw/Waddle Dee Toss into play* Oh come on, I can’t throw anybody across the room whenever my beer runs out?

Wiz: Utilizing Gordos and Waddle Dees as part of his projectiles, for the former, the Gordos can deal heavy amounts of damage and get launched a short distance. For the latter, the Waddle Dees serve as the meat shields for the King. Waddle Doos, on the other hand, while also functioning as a pawn in the battlefield, can deliver moderate damage to his foes with their Beam Whips.

'''Boomstick: His tackle can send others blasting off like crazy! He just belly flops into opponents and...boom! They're launched to the curb!'''

Wiz: Able to Inhale opponents from long distances away, Dedede's technique with his mouth is like a vacuum: Difficult to escape from at close range. While Kirby's inhale grants the puffball copy abilities or spit them out as stars, Dedede can only do the latter.

'''Boomstick: Dream Land's number one king has CRAZY endurance! He can last quite a while before he gets knocked out. In fact, he's quite likely the strongest man in his town. Let’s check out his Super Dedede Jump again. His jumps are powerful enough to create shockwaves!'''

Wiz: Along with his endurance, strength, and weaponry, he possesses great speed as well, being capable of catching up with a cruising warp star while floating.