Darth Vader vs Noob Saibot

Description
''Star Wars vs Mortal Kombat. Which of these two evil dark people of destruction will win in a battle to the death? ''

Interlude
Wiz: Black. The colour of destruction, the colour of evil. These two wear it as their title, their honour.

Boomstick: Darth Vader, the Chosen One, former Jedi who turned evil!

Wiz: And Noob Saibot, the former Lin Kuei turned revenant.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Darth Vader
Wiz: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader was originally named Anakin Skywalker.

'''Boomstick: He didn't have the best childhood, being sold into slavery at a young age. So..is he an orphan? That would make a lot of sense.'''

Wiz: But not everything was terrible, young Skywalker was a child prodigy, from a mechanic to a Jedi, there was even some pod racing in there somewhere.

'''Boomstick: So I guess he was a pretty sweet deal! Eventually, a Jedi analysed him with the Force and found that he was the destined Chosen One! Tell us something we don't know! '''

Wiz: He was naturally curious and wanted to know the full extent of the force. He was trained under the watchful eye of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

'''Boomstick: As an adult, he was able to move full starships and crush buildings with his mind! I mean, jeez...'''

(Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand, it's course and it gets everywhere)

Boomstick: Oh yeah, he's also pretty annoying.

Wiz: Unable to cope with the loss of his wife, who was pregnant at the time, he turned to the Dark Side.

Boomstick: After falling in lava and losing three of his four limbs after a...eventful reunion with his master, he was remodelled, with a new, super badass suit, personality and name, Darth Vader.

Wiz: Besides being used to intimidate, Darth Vader's suit increased his strength, hearing and durability. He's strong enough to lift several hundred pounds, he can tank direct hits from a lightsaber. He can even leap dozens of feet without breaking a sweat, all without the force!

'''Boomstick: But his suit is terrible. It's mismatched, pulling and snagging on his skin, it's weighed him down and was basically a nuisance. He also couldn't sleep from that damn breathing. '''

(Darth Vader breathes) 

'''Boomstick: Ah, god! How does ANYONE sleep on the Star Destroyer? '''

Wiz: Well, I guess that's the price to pay when you include these problems just so that your student wouldn't be as powerful as you.

Boomstick: Wow, just call Palpatine the biggest sore loser ever.

Wiz: However, instead of slowing him down, Darth Vader worked around these problems, developing a fighting style that helps him deal with this. 

'''Boomstick: Before we go any further, we must talk about something, his goddamn lightsaber! '''

Wiz: It acts like a sword made of plasma, said to be so hot it can cauterize wounds immediately, meaning the wounds don't bleed. He can even manually double the length.

'''Boomstick: But Wiz, we are forgetting something...the Force. He was already powerful, but when he uses this to fight, you know it's gonna get serious.'''

Wiz: Be warned, the Force is much more than just telekinesis. While this is some of it, there is a plethora of possibilities witht he force. He can deflect laser fire, see his opponents next move and with Force Choke, he can lift people in the air and...well, choke them.

Boomstick: He can even heal himself with Force Heal and boost himself physically and mentally witht the force.

Wiz: And while his robot limbs means he cannot channel lightning like his master, he can fire Kinettes, basically a highly condensed ball of energy.

Boomstick: And complementing the Dark Side of the Force, he becomes more dangerous as the fight goes on, the angrier he gets, he's more dangerous.

Wiz: He's defeated tons of Jedi's and Jedi Masters, including the Darth Maul clone, and he did that by stabbing himself.

'''Boomstick: Damn! And while he's not perfect, he'll take every step to be perfect.'''

(Darth Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Side)