User blog:BangJang96/Honest Trailers- Death Battle Fanon Wiki Remastered

[Comments roll on screen]

"DO ONE ON DBFW!"

"Cmon, we know its coming: DBFW"

"DBFW?"

"Do DBFW"

"Its prime time you do DBFW. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

THe following trailer is rated H for Honest.

From the community that didn't really trust VS Battles, and didn't really pay attention to Comic Vine, and brushed off Quoras, but really trusted this show.

"MONKEY WITCH!"

Comes the wiki, that thinks they're redefining VS debating, with pop culture's greatest warriors slapped on just an average Thumbnail template, but looks cool anyways...

The Death Battle Fanon Wiki.

Journey to a wiki, that somehow manages to have a running chat, active people almost every 10 minutes instead of hours, and is...really interesting? I guess? With fight ideas that could be really really good, orrrrr really really bad. Seriously? Shrek of all people against a bunch of broken down robots? W-what? ARiel vs a sponge? Man, they really ARE redefining VS debating...

Scrap in all the fight ideas that make sense, and see them live on the tiny screen, and get disappointed for seeing that the fight is four minutes wrong, and yours is over 4,000 words. And have fights that are completely wrong, and apparently you just can't think that, you have to explain it.

In that case, I better delete this comment...

*backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace*

So strap on, for a wiki that not only has ridiculous ideas, but also has...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">OC pages

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">A Hall of Fame

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Stories

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">And...ok now we're just defining an everyday wiki. And be marveled, that when you Google this wiki, a skeleton is the first thing that pops up, instead of some cool fight. Amazing, isn't it?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">You though politics started sh*t storms? You ain't seen nothing yet. Prepare for a wiki, that considers people making a character overpowered, and taking the defintion used to describe touching you're d*ck, and slap it into the meaning, because thats the appropriate way to respond, right?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Be marveled, by the fact that nearly every user after the summer of 2016, has legitamately been banned because they can't obey simple rules like...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">-Don't take fights that have user categories in them

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">-Don't be a bully

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">-Don't be a disgusting freak

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">-Don't debate like a f***ing idiot

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">and just a few people managed to not do this stuff, because they actually payed attention.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Journey to the wiki's chat, a perfect example of everyday YouTube vine comment sections. While at the same time keeping maintainenance on this wiki's purpose. With a roster of people that realllllyyyy aren't that unique or special in any way possible. With a staff that really isn't that bad, but apparently every block users wants to punch in the face. With people like Arigarmy, a seriously serious admin that won't share his Pepe collection with his friends. GalacticAttorney, the admin that everyone likes, because of a character that defines him. That being Phoenix Wright...*ahem Der the pur-...Ok, I'm just gonna call him Derp. Derp, the other seriously serious admin but at the same time just as memey as everyone else. RoaringRexe, the man who started a total of f***ing over 2,000 comments of memes and texts. Mastaaaa...where has he been? Big the cat, that really nice and sympathetic admin, but actually doesn't have a dark side. The Ancient One, the Mod that on a scale of 1 to 10 for being Ancient, hes a 10 apparently. And Ghost, a guy that everyone thought was a sock puppet because of his obvious name...I guess?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">But its not just the admins stealing the show. Theres the other people who you realllllyyy shouldn't get to attached too. BangJang96, the wiki's first functioning genocidal hybrid of a starfish and a faster then light DC character. Gogeta, fusion of Goku and Vege- wait...Jesse, a new user that isn't a rule-breaking psychopath. Lion, a giant cat who likes Naruto. PlozAlcachaz, a retired CFC animator, who ditched his job for a wiki with a cesspool of memes. Quant, one of the oldest members and the creator of the creator  who started a comment chain of memessss all because of an MS Paint drawing of a dinosaur. Char, every banned users WORST nightmare, but to be honest who cares about blocked users? Blake, legitamately the only female on this entire wiki, but lets face it everyone thought Warp was a girl. And Hipper, the guy that everyone use to hate, but now hes cool. TheSoulofMelemele, the owner of the DBX Wiki, and uh...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">So relive the magic of you're action figures of Batman and Superman clashing on each other, and then coming to this wiki expecting Batman to win, but instead you see three letters that you think is a potty joke: PIS. But in actuality, Superman DOES beat Batman, but Batman is just DC's goldenboy, right? And uncover a bunch of new other sh*t, like...apparently if you do something SO COOL but you never do it again, you for some reason can't scale to it. People who say  they have no limits actually have limits.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Enter a reality, where a mix of an uncle and a grandpa, can somehow have the capacity to destroy a universe, and a dinosaur can blow up an island, because honestly male fantasies aren't any more insane...right Blake? Right.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">But be amazed that this wiki could possibly have a lore, that makes you ask questions that will actually be answered, like...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Is Rexe really Bang's Mom?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Does Time watch lesbian porn?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Does Ari even have a pepe collection?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Is Universal Bomberman legit?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Will Blake leave the wiki?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Will a new user not get banned?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Will Saitama ever win a Death Battle?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Is Bang going to finish Season 1?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Is Mario vs Sonic a more heated debate then Goku vs Superman?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Where was Masta all this time?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Did he leave?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Did he die?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Did Rexe say Masta was always a good friend to him, because he knows what really happened to Masta and wanted to tell him how he feels before Masta's fate? Oh god, this is getting intense...reminds me of that Leia scene...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">"I love you"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">"I know"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">JUST GO TO STARRING! JUST GO TO STARRING

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Starring...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Origarmy

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Killer Instinct Biased

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">I banged your Jang

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Filthy Frank (Timefreezer)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">5k2017

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Everyones favorite starter pokemon

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Galactic Ace Attorney bad mash-up

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Playing yellow

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">The Soul of Melee Melee

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Lyin bout the Lion

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Shadow...I can't remember the rest of the numbers

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Commander Ghost...yeah thats really what it is

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Stripper

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Totally Not a Total Memer

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">ThatOneGuyWithThatAtTheEndOfHisName

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Random Nation

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Flash via organs

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Jimmy Rexmachina

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Denny Boy

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Raymando

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">YMCAMaster

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Small the Dog

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">and Rulessssssssssssssssss

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Also NOT starring...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Multi-Universal Frieza

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">MSS Yoshi

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Star Level Waluigi

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Multiversal Doomsday

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">TeenGohanFighter

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Joshua's Foot

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Fazzy Biased

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;"> Ghoster the Ghost

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Tick Tock, Tick Tock

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">MSS Cell

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Multiversal Beerus

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Planet Level Raven

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">anddd

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">1-A Kirby

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Admins vs. Chat: Dawn of Sh*t

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Wait, whats that? Hall of Fame got deleted? Oh.