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Link vs Mario

Link is riding on Epona around Hyrule Field when a tornado goes by. Link then sees Mario with the Warp Whistle. Link pulls out his Bow and shoots at Mario who ducks under and then gets angry at Link. Mario gets ready to battle and calls for Yoshi and jumps on him. Mario gives Yoshi a Dash Pepper at bolts behind Link and Epona. Mario then jumps off of Yoshi and Kicks Link off Epona. Yoshi then starts charging at Epona hitting it multiple times. Mario then throws a Blimp Fruit at Yoshi, who then grabs Epona and flies off to Death Mountain. Mario then takes out the Fire Flower and throws Fireballs at Link. Link equips the Mirror Shield and sends the Fireballs back at Mario. Mario then jumps over and slides under the Fireballs. Link then throws the Gale Boomerang and pulls Mario towards him. Link then slashes at Mario twice and then kicks him in the jaw pushing him back. Mario then sends out a huge spiral of flames at Link. Link equips the Goron Tunic, but still takes massive damage from the flames. Mario sends out another spiral of flames. Link then equips the Water Rod creating a pillar of water to block the fire. Mario keeps shooting Fireballs at the water pillar. Link equips the Long Shot and shoots through the water pillar pulling Mario towards him. Link then equips his Bow and charges his Bow at the stunned Mario. But Mario breaks out of the stun and kicks the arrow out of the Bow and punches Link. Link the hits Mario with his Bow and then quickly fires an Ice Arrow at Mario freezing him. Link equips the Hammer to shatter Mario, but right as Link swings the Hammer, Mario breaks free and jumps over it. Mario takes out the Propeller Mushroom and flies up in the air. Mario then gets above Link and uses the Drill Spin. Link backflips out of the way and Mario gets stuck in the ground. Link then slashes at Mario until he gets flung into a boulder. Mario then picks up the boulder and chucks it a Link. Link equips the Golden Gauntlets to catch the boulder. Link  then tosses it back at Mario who destroys it with a powerful punch. Mario plays the Warp Whistle and a tornado picks him and Link up and to the Paper Mario universe. Mario then gets all of his Pixls as Link uses the Ocarina of Time to warp back to Hyrule Field but Mario uses Thoreau to pull Link towards him and warps with him with all of his Pixls. Mario then whacks Link with Cudge and Link is hit away. Link then pulls out his Magic Hammer and swings it at Mario how counters it with his own Hammer and as the two clash Mario uses his other hand and with Cudge and knocks Link’s Magic Hammer away. Link tries to use the Hookshot to try and get his Magic Hammer back, but Mario uses Thoreau to grab the Magic Hammer before Link gets it. Mario then destroys it and Link equips the Nice Hammer and hits the ground creating a shockwave that stuns Mario. Link then shoots a Bomb Arrow at Mario, but Mario becomes unstunned and quickly throws Boomer at Link. The bombs then explode sending dust everywhere, Mario uses Barry to guard him and some of his other Pixls while Link equips the Magic Armor to become invincible. When the explosion is over Barry flops on the ground from guarding the explosion. Mario looks around and only could find Tippi, Cudge, Dashell, and Barry, the rest were killed by the explosion. Link uses the Ball and Chain and flattens Barry. Mario takes out Cudge and Link takes out the Megaton Hammer. The two then strike at each other with their hammers. While Mario is hitting Link rapidly, he easily dodges the slow Megaton Hammer. Mario then knocks the Megaton Hammer away and then starts doing a trick with Cudge before he plans to finish Link of. Link uses his Grappling Hook and tries to latch onto the Megaton Hammer, but it is just out of reach. Mario then strikes down at Link with Cudge, but Link grabs Cudge to try and stop it from hitting him. Link then equips the Fire Gloves and ignites then, this causes Cudge to start burning and turn to ashes. Mario does a backflip and then takes out a Mystery Mushroom and turns into Zelda. Link scratches his head, but as Mario walks up to him Link realizes that it is Mario in disguise. Link throws a Boomerang and then takes out the Shovel and whacks Mario in the side. Mario pulls the Red Star, but Link’s Boomerang pulls it towards him. Link confused on what the item his Boomerang as he retrieves it and Link touches the Red Star, he is shocked to see that he starts flying. Link sees Mario uses Dashel and the Propeller Box to try and catch Link. Link starts flying away towards Kakariko Village with Mario close behind. The Red Star then runs out of time and Link starts to fall. As Link is falling he equips the Hover Boots and gets in the windmill. Link then sees Mario and pulls out his Bow and shoots Fire Arrows at Mario. Link first hits the propeller on Mario’s Propeller Box causing it to jam and not boost Mario upward. Mario takes the Propeller Box off and hurls it at Link. Link shoots it in midair with an Ice Arrow causing it to fall back down and it nearly hits Mario. Mario then keeps using Dashel to avoid arrows Link is firing while throwing rocks at Link. After a while Link takes out the Hawkeye and then shoots Dashel with a Fire Arrow incinerating him. Mario then gets furious and pulls out a Mega Mushroom. Mario then ground pounds a creates a shockwave. Link shocked hides behind his Hylian Shield. Mario then keeps ground pounding creating more shock waves. Link screams as the shockwaves engulf everything. Mario then shrinks down and looks around at the ruins of Kakariko Village. Mario then looks around the ruins for Link, but there is no sign a him. Mario the starts walking away assuming Link was disintegrated when Tippi comes out and tells Mario that Link is still alive and that he isn’t far away. Mario then keeps looking around and then notices the well, Mario jumps down and finds Link at the bottom of the well. Link smirks and then smacks the ground. As he does so Dead Hand grabs Mario and throws him into a wall. Mario then takes out a Potted Piranha Plant, the Piranha Plant then bites off one of Dead Hand’s hands. Dead Hand screams and crawls toward Mario. Mario sets down the Potted Piranha Plant and the Potted Piranha  Plant and Dead Hand both bite each other at the same time killing each other. Mario then looks around and once he looks behind him the door slams shut and he is locked in. Mario bangs on the door, but is then hit in the side. Mario looks around, but doesn’t see Link. Mario then gets an idea and tells Tippi  to  look around. Tippi then sees Link wearing the Stone Mask. Tippi tells Mario where to attack and Mario then hits that spot with a powerful punch. Link skids back and as the Stone Mask falls off of him. Mario then grabs it and puts it on. Link then uses the Lens of Truth, but is shocked when he can’t find Mario. Mario then comes from  above and ground pounds Link. Link tries to get the Lens of Truth, but finds that it was cracked and no longer works. Link not knowing where Mario is starts rapidly firing Bomb Arrows all around him. After a bit Link hits Mario dead on. This sends Mario flying into a wall, he then tries to grab the Stone Mask again after it fell off from the hit. But Link sees this and shoots a Bomb Arrow at the Stone Mask obliterating it. Link then walks up to Mario with Bow in hand. Mario covers his eyes and shudders it fear. Link then reaches in his quiver for another Bomb Arrow, but then is surprised to find that he is out of Bomb Arrows. Mario notices Link trying to find another Bomb Arrow and gets up. But Link is quick to notice Mario getting up and smacks him in the face with his Bow. He is about to strike Mario again, but Mario grabs the Bow and snaps it in half. Mario then takes out an Ice Flower and rapidly throws Ice Balls at Link. Link dodges some of them, but one hits his feet freezing him to the ground. Mario then continuously punches Link. Link then headbutts Mario away and takes out his Silver Bow and shoots the ice with a Fire Arrow. Link then equips the Whip and grabs Mario around the neck. Mario struggle to break free, but uses coins to get some more air. Tippi then tells Mario to use a Mini Mushroom, which he does. Link looks around for Mario, when he then notices something small moving around. Link uses his Telescope to get a better view and he sees that it is Mario. Link tries to stomp on him, but Mario easily avoids it. Link then sees a Minish Portal and he then turns Minish-sized. Link then uses the Pegasus Boots and dashes into Mario. Mario then skids back, and takes out his Hammer and runs towards Link. Link lifts his sword in the air and sends a Skyward Strike at Mario. Mario uses his Hammer to send it back and then keeps running at Link. Link blocks the Skyward Strike with the Hylian Shield, but is then hit by Mario’s Hammer, which launches Link back into the Minish Portal causing Link to return to normal size. Mario takes Boomerang Flower which turns him back to normal size. Mario throws his boomerang at Link then throws his Gale Boomerang and when the two collide the Gale Boomerang goes straight through Mario’s Boomerang. Mario jumps over it and takes out another boomerang and throws it at Link. Link slashes through it with his sword. Mario then goes behind Link and takes out another boomerang. Link turns his head around and Mario smacks his face with a boomerang. Mario then repeatedly hits Link with the boomerang and knocks Link into a wall. Mario then charges up a punch and hits Link in his chest sending him flying out of the bottom of the well. Mario then starts doing a little dance when Link’s Gale Boomerang picks him up and drags him to Link. Link and Mario are then falling in sky. Link equips his Hover Boots and Mario uses his Super Leaf. Mario starts descending slowly as Link stays up in the air. Link then unequips the Hover Boots and thrusts his sword down at Mario, but Mario uses the Slow Flower to barely avoid the attack. Link hastily takes out the Deku Leaf and starts float down. Mario Spin Jumps through the Deku Leaf and bouncing off Link’s head. Links starts falling again, but then he notices Lake Hylia below him and he Equips the Zora Tunic and the Zora Flippers and dives into the lake. Once Mario lands in the water he dives down after Link. As Mario starts looking around Link rams into him. Tippi then tells Mario that Link is using the Zora Tunic and Zora Flippers to get an edge. Mario gives Tippi a thumbs up takes  out a Super Bell. Mario then waits for Link to get close and grabs his Zora Flippers. Mario then swims towards Link and tears up his Zora Tunic. Link equips the Mermaid Suit and swims away from Mario. Link takes out his Seed Shooter and rapidly fires at Mario. Mario while swimming at Link slashes each one with his claws and then gets above Link. But Link quickly reacts, taking out his sword and cuts off Mario’s tail and then swims farther away. Tippi comes out and tells Mario that if he wants to catch Link he is going to need to be faster. Mario nods his head and takes out the Frog Suit, and the swims right into Link. Link is knocked back and sees Mario charging directly at him. Link swims away and Frog Mario is behind him. Mario uses the Speed Flower to catch Link. Mario then rips the Mermaid Suit off Link and pounces on the vulnerable Link, sending them to the bottom of Lake Hylia. Mario then pins Link down as he struggles to try to escape. As Link was running out of air he closed his eyes. Mario smirked, but then Link started to scream as his body began to change. Link then creates an electrical barrier pushing Mario away. Link is then revealed to have turned into Zora Link, as he then swims directly at Mario with an electric barrier around him. Mario is then launched out of the lake. Mario then hits the ground and sees Zora Link jump out of the water. Zora Link sends one of his fins at Mario, but Mario ducks under it and starts punching at Zora Link. Who blocks the attacks with his other fin. Zora Link then creates another electric barrier, electrocuting Mario. Zora Link’s other fin then comes and hits Mario, knocking him out of the electric barrier. Mario shakes his head and as he gets up Tippi comes and tells Mario that is slow on land and to use that to his advantage. Mario takes out the Blue Shell and slides at Zora Link. Zora Link tries to block it, but Mario goes through Zora Link’s fins and nails him in the chest. Zora Link tries to jump into the lake, but Mario freezes it with an Penguin Suit. Zora Link seeing no other choice takes the Zora Mask off. Mario then shoots ice balls at Link who uses the Super Lamp when each one is close to melt them. Mario then sends a spiral of ice balls at Link. Link uses the Ice Rod and sends a pillar at the spiral of ice balls. The two attacks collide ice shards are send flying everywhere. Link then uses the Longshot and pulls Mario towards him. Link picks Mario up and slams him into the ground. As Link is about to slam Mario into the ground again, Mario swiftly throws an ice ball at Link freezing him. Mario breaks out of his grip. Mario then backs up and then slides on his belly at the frozen Link. Once Mario hits the frozen Link the ice surrounding him begins to crack. Mario looks back and sees Link break out of the ice and Dash at him with the Pegasus Boots. Before Mario can react Link gets to Mario and stabs him in the chest. Mario stumbles back as Link repeatedly slashes at Mario until Mario falls onto the ground. Barely moving with blood oozing out of him. Link then starts walking away and sheaves the Master Sword, when he hears Mario trying to get up. Link then turns around as sees Mario takes out a Max Mushroom and eats it. Link is then astonished to see that all of Mario’s wounds have healed and that he is back on his feet. Link throws a Deku Nut at Mario, who easily dodges it, but is then hit by another Deku Nut which stuns Mario. When Mario comes to he sees Link smirk as many Bombchus surround Mario. Mario tries to jump over them but there are too many and when he hits the ground they all explode, but as they do Mario takes out the Metal Cap. Link who was far enough away from the explosion to not be damage looks as smoke dissipates. Link sees Metal Mario standing there completely unscaved. Mario and Link run at each other. Mario punches at Link, but Link dodges it. Link does a vertical slash at Mario, but his sword justs bounces off. Mario charges up a punch while Link is doing that and then unleashes it. Link is sent flying and ends up hitting the dead Great Deku Tree. This causes it to fall over and crush nearly all of the village in Kokiri Forest. Link now gets furious that the place that he grew up is now destroyed. Link then sees Mario flying in the air using the Cape Feather. Link takes out the Silver Bow and shoots a hole right through the cape causing Mario to plummet into Death Mountain. Link calls his Loftwing and flies to Death Mountain. As Link is above Death Mountain he jumps off of his Loftwing a sails down using the Sailcloth. Link looks around for Mario, but what he instead finds is Epona, who had gotten trapped between some boulders. Link uses his Golden Gauntlets to pick the boulders up and frees Epona. Link then gets of Epona and starts searching for Mario. Link then finds Mario who had just been reunited with Yoshi  and takes out his Silver Bow and shoots an arrow right at Mario’s head. But Yoshi ate the arrow and spat it back out at Link, who blocks it with his shield. Mario straps Yoshi’s Wings on Yoshi and they take off into the sky. Mario equips the Hammer Suit and starts throwing hammers in the air, but while the Hammers are in the air Yoshi eats hammers and spits them back out at a faster rate. Epona runs around dodging the hammers. Link takes out the Gust Jar and sends a blast of air at Mario and Yoshi which blows the wings off of Yoshi. Yoshi flutters as they fall as Mario is throwing more hammers. Link shields the hammers until Yoshi lands. Epona then charges and Mario and Yoshi ramming into them. Epona turns around and charges at them again, this time stopping right before them as Link swings a Deku Stick at Mario. But Mario grabs the Deku Stick as Link is swinging it and then Yoshi eats Epona which makes Link fall on the ground. Yoshi pops out and egg and throws it at Link hitting him in the side of the cheek. Epona pops out of the egg and starts running. Link reaches out for her and then turns around and throws a Boomerang at Yoshi. Yoshi eats it and throws the egg at Link. Link dodges the egg which then loops back around and hits Mario off of Yoshi and into the Fire Temple. Yoshi starts running around when he sees some Tektites and eats them turning them into eggs. Yoshi then rapidly fires the eggs at Link, knocking him around. Yoshi flutter jumps at Link and then ground pounds above him. Link rolls out of the way and uses the Gripshot to pull himself to Yoshi. Yoshi eats the Gripshot and turns it into an egg. Before Yoshi can throw the egg at Link, but Link puts on the Kamaro’s Mask and Yoshi starts dancing Link then charges a spin attack, but right before he is about to release it Yoshi sticks his tongue out as part of his dance eating the Kamaro’s Mask. But it is too late for Yoshi as Link’s spin attack tears Yoshi to shreds. Mario then makes his way out of the Fire Temple and sees Yoshi’s torn up body. Mario’s face gets red and smoke comes out of his ears as he charges at Link. Mario punches Link in the gut launching him into Bigoron. Mario then takes out a Cannon Box and fills it with Bob-Ombs. Mario then fires the Cannon Box at Link and Biggoron. Link sees the Bob-Ombs coming and uses the Tornado Rod, lifting him in  the air. The Bob-Ombs explode on Biggoron, which instantly kills him. Biggoron’s body is launched and crushes Hyrule Castle and the Market. Link lands back on the ground and takes out his Whip. Link snaps the Whip at Mario and wraps it around his arm. Mario tries getting the Whip off, but Link starts dragging Mario. Link then takes Mario to the edge of the mountain and starts swinging him around. Link lets go of the Whip and sends Mario flying off the cliff. Link then sits down and sighs in relief, when he starts hearing a buzzing. Mario then comes back up in the Bee Suit. Link pulls out his Super Net and tries to catch Mario.. Link catches him  in the Super Net and puts him in a bottle. Link puts the bottle on the ground and stomps on it. Link jumps up and screams in pain because Mario put on a Spiny Shell Helmet. Mario stabs Link with his stinger, and Link then pushes him back. Mario runs back up to Link and repeatedly punches him. Link starts screaming as his body began to change. Mario takes this moments and charges up a punch. Mario release his punch, but is shocked to see that his punch was catch by a mysterious new figure. This mysterious new figure is revealed to be Goron Link. Goron Link still holding on to Mario’s hand slams him into the ground and then throws him into a wall. Goron Link curls up into a ball and starts rolling at Mario. Mario tries to block it, but it was to strong and he is easily overpowered and slammed into the wall again. Mario gets up dizzily and Tippi comes out. Tippi tells Mario that he can’t match Goron Link in strength without becoming stronger. Mario scratches his head and Tippi motions to something in Mario’s pocket. Mario nods and takes out Wario’s Cap. Mario suddenly transforms into Wario. Goron Link punches again, but Wario punches as well matching him in power. They keep punching matching blow for blow until Wario pulls out his Wario Bike and drives into Goron Link. Goron Link curls into a ball and rolls towards Wario and his bike. The two collide, but again are at equal power. They both turn around to hit each other again, but this time Goron Link uses his magic and grows spikes and starts rolling much faster. Wario sees this and jumps off of the Wario Bike. Goron Link rolls into the Wario Bike and tares it to shreds. Wario drops down head first at Goron Link, but hits his back. Wario holds his head in pain and Goron Link takes this opportunity and punches Wario in the gut, uppercuts him, and then hits him with the full weight of his body. Wario is sent flying and Goron Link rolls ahead of him. Goron Link waits for the right moment and then Goron Pounds Wario into the ground. Goron Link, not taking anymore chances walks up to Wario and puts a Powder Keg next to Wario. Goron Link then rolls away as fast as he can and the Powder Keg goes off blowing the top of Death Mountain off. Goron Link looks back only to be punched in the face by Wario-Man. Goron Link uses his back as a shield. Wario-Man grabs Goron Link and swings him around and then tosses him in the air. Wario-Man uses the Corkscrew, hitting Goron Link in the air. Wario-Man ground pounds, but Goron Link dodges it. Goron Link then hits Wario-Man with a Goron Pound, but he is uneffected. Wario-Man chomps at Goron Link, but he dodges and tries to find a weak point on Wario-Man, but he can’t find one. Wario-Man uses his charge attack on Goron Link and then uppercuts him in the air. Wario-Man then runs out of time and he turns back into regular Wario.Goron Link starts using the Goron Pound again, and at the last second Wario uses the Wario Waft. The two attacks collide and both are sent flying in different directs. Wario turns back into Mario and Goron Link turns back into Link. Both of them weakly get up and stare at each other. Link takes out a bottle of Lon Lon Milk and drinks it healing him. Link then pulls out the Four Sword and splits himself into four versions. Mario gets alarmed and uses a Warp Whistle to warp Luigi to him. Luigi pulls out the Poltergust 5000 and Mario pulls out FLUUD. Luigi uses the Green Missile to get behind Red Link and then smacks him in the head with his hammer. Purple Link hits Luigi in the back with a Boomerang. Mario grabs Purple Link as he is retrieving the Boomerang and  throws him on the ground and starts pummeling him. The other Links try to come and help, but Luigi fends them off with 8-bit Luigis from a Pal Pill. Mario then picks up the bloody Purple Link and tosses him towards Luigi. Luigi charges a Green Missile and gets a misfire causing Luigi to rip through Purple Link leaving only a bloody corpse, this causes Luigi to faint out of fright though. The three remaining Links charge at Mario and Blue and Green Linkgrab each of his arms. Red Link pulls back his Bow and fires an arrow at Mario’s head. All of the sudden Tippi comes and takes the arrow for Mario. Tippi falls to the ground lifeless as rage fills Mario’s eyes. Mario breaks free and rams into Red Link pushing him up against a wall. Mario takes out FLUUD and start spewing water down Red Link’s mouth at such a fast rate the Blue and Green Link don’t even have time to react before Red Link explodes. Green Link uses Roc’s Feather to jump up to a higher point as Blue Link sneaks up behind Mario with a Shovel. Mario turns around just in time to counter the strike with his hammer. The two attacks clash and each tries to overpower the other Luigi then wakes up and notices the two. Luigi without hesitation throws a ball of electricity at Blue Link. Mario sees the ball of electricity coming and jumps over Blue Link. The electric ball hits Blue Link and electrocutes him. He falls on the ground panting. Luigi the goes over to Mario and they start dancing together, when all of the sudden an arrow goes straight through Luigi’s head. Luigi flops on the ground. Mario then gets the angriest he has ever been. He looks around and sees Link up on a high edge. Mario wastes no time he takes the Poltergust 5000 off of Luigi’s back and stomps Blue Links neck so hard that his head rolls of. Mario uses the Poltergust 5000 and sucks up Blue Link’s head. As Link is pulling back his Bow. They both fire at the same time. Blue Link’s head hits Link’s Bow out of his hands and down into a pit and Mario blocks the arrow with the Poltergust 5000. The Poltergust 5000 the starts emitting sparks and Mario starts running around in panic when suddenly the Poltergust 5000 explodes. A cloud of dust appears and Mario’s hat flies out of the dust cloud and then as the dust starts to clear you can see one of Mario’s gloves burning on the ground next to the hat. Once all of the smoke finally clears Mario is kneeling on the ground. Mario starts to stand back up, but he just coughs up some blood and falls on the ground. Mario reaches out for his hat and the puts it back on. Mario then grabs something out of his pockets, not a power-up but a picture of him and Luigi and Yoshi. Mario starts to cry and gets tears on the picture. Mario clenches his fist and takes out a Life Mushroom. Mario then gets up and jumps up to Link. Link takes out the Master Sword and Mario his hammer. The two repeatedly clash  until Link cuts off the hammer from the base. Mario then tosses them to the side and uses the Rainbow Star. Mario starts running circles around Link, who tries to follow him and gets dizzy Link falls on the ground and Mario runs up to him and puts a Coin Box and Link’s Head. Link starts suffocating. Link fails around, but Mario doesn’t let him go. He stays there even after Link stashed him with the Master Sword until Link stops moving. Mario takes the Coin Box off and starts walking away when suddenly Link’s shadow starts moving towards Mario. Mario gets alarmed when all of the sudden the shadow rises and turns into Dark Link. Dark Link fires a blast of energy at Mario, causing a small explosion Mario rises from the explosion in the White Tanooki Suit. Mario and Dark Link clash with Mario using his tail and Dark Link his sword. And whenever Dark Link fire an energy blast Mario would hover over it. Finally in one of the clashes Mario knocks the sword out of Dark Link’s hands. The two then grab on to each other and try to push the other to the ground. Mario starts getting the advantage when something clicks in his mind. Mario quickly puts on the Light Box and shines light at Dark Light which seems to be burning him. Dark Link puts his hand over his face, but it didn’t matter as he slowly started to fade until there was nothing. Mario then looks back at Link, that nasty brother killer and decides to not take any chances. Mario takes out a Propeller Box and starts spinning the blades. Mario then picks up Link’s body and puts it in the blades shredding the Hero of Time.

KO!

Mario picks up Luigi’s body and starts walking to try and get back to the Mushroom Kingdom as the shreds on Link get blown away by a breeze, while Epona chases after them.