Dart Monkey Vs. Donkey Kong

Description
The Monkeys! Who will win out of the monkeys that represent their franchises?

Interlude
'''Boomstick: This may seem a little weird, but damnit! We're gonna do it anyway!'''

Wiz: Donkey Kong, Mario's first enemy.

'''Boomstick: And the Dart Monkey, the cutest little bloon killer ever! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!

Donkey Kong
Wiz: Monkey's are iconic, but no monkey will ever be as iconic, and powerful as Donkey Kong.

'''Boomstick: Standing at 6 foot 1 inch, and weighing in at 800lbs. (Damn, someone needs to cut back on the bananas!) Donkey Kong is an immense powerhouse.'''

Wiz: Donkey Kong prefers his fists over anything else, and for good reason. He can charge up a Giant Punch, which releases a ridiculous amount of power.

'''Boomstick: He can also use his fists to slap the ground, causing mini tremors. He can also clap his hands to destroy flaming boulders.'''

Wiz: He was also able to punch a giant walrus so high, it created a tsunami in the water when it landed.

'''Boomstick: Not to mention he was able to frickin' deadlift an entire pirate ship out of the ground! While he was standing on it!'''

Wiz: But his fists aren't his only weapon. His Coconut Shooters store up to 20 coconuts at a time and his Orange Grenades are grenades.

'''Boomstick: But he usually doesn't need them! He was even able to punch the MOON into the Earth, and he was able to survive atmospheric re-entry on two separate occasions.'''

Wiz: Speaking of durability, he was able to survive a point-blank cannon shot and can survive a banana explosion that launched him into orbit!

Boomstick: He's not invisible and has just...the stupidest weakness ever, giving him a haircut reduces his power and durability.

Wiz: Donkey Kong can breathe in space and swim indefinitely without air.

'''Boomstick: He's also pretty fast! He can punch so fast he ignites the hydrogen in the air, lighting his hands on fire. '''

Wiz: Although...he's an idiot. He once was convinced he was a crocodile, despite lacking any physical characteristics of one. He's also lazy, without his banana horde, he is incredibly lazy and lethargic.

(Donkey Kong does a Smash Taunt at the screen)

Dart Monkey
Boomstick: In Monkey Village, you can find many 'towers', like a ninja, a superhero, a wizard, a canon and even...a Dart Monkey.

Wiz: Hence the name, the Dart Monkey's main weapon of choice are darts, and he carries an unlimited amount, too.

'''Boomstick: These darts can only pop one 'bloon' a piece, although he can upgrade his darts to be sharper, which can pop more bloons. '''

Wiz: He can also upgrade his sight, a base Dart Monkey are near-sighted and can't detect anything outside of a small radius. He can upgrade his sight to detect things from further away and can even detect invisible objects.

'''Boomstick: He can also throw three darts at a time, or exchange it for a humongous spike ball that pop 100 bloons, they can split into two. '''

Wiz: Using other upgrades, he can start a Super Monkey Fan Club, which temporarily turns him into a Super Monkey, who throws darts at, according to Bloons Tower Defence 1, hypersonic speed. This allows him to throw darts at Mach 5 to Mach 10. Upgrading that transforms him into a Plasma Monkey, who shoots plasma at hypersonic speeds.

'''Boomstick: He can also grab a crossbow and shoot darts super fast, about 3 darts a second. These do about 23 damage, 50 if the Dart Monkey can land a critical hit. '''

Wiz: Dart Monkey's also have incredibly fast reflexes, having almost a sixth sense, being able to detect enemies behind him if there in his range and is able to flick between enemies in a fraction of a second.

Boomstick: Although the Dart Monkey can be cowardly, in the loading screen for Bloons 5, he becomes scared of meteors flying out the ground and flees.

Wiz: What? He was being perfectly reasonable!

'''Boomstick: No-one cares, Wizard. He also has trouble popping higher MOAB-class bloons without help from his friends, he's also displayed virtually no exceptional durability.'''

Wiz: Once the Dart Monkey locks his eyes on you, you better run, and have a shield, or he'll pierce you.

(BTD5 intro)

Intro
The Dart Monkey sits in a meadow with some junk while eating a banana. Donkey Kong comes on-screen behind the Dart Monkey and charges toward the Dart Monkey out of anger, thinking he ate his banana. The Dart Monkey senses this and dodges. He pulls out his darts while Donkey Kong gets into a fighting stance.

Fight!
Donkey Kong charges forward and the Dart Monkey throws two darts at him. Donkey Kong dodges them and tries to slam the Dart Monkey into the ground, but he dodges the slam easily. Donkey Kong is pierced in the hand with a dart and runs away. The Dart Monkey can no longer see Donkey Kong and looks around wildly. Donkey Kong takes advantage of this and charges toward the other monkey. The Dart Monkey avoids this just in time. Donkey Kong runs off again, prompting the Dart Monkey to put on a green bandana. He can now just see Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong plans his next attack but is shaved by a dart. The Dart Monkey smiles and puts a red bandana on top of it, he can now see Donkey Kong clearly. He throws two darts at Donkey Kong, as he punches a dart out of the air and dodges the other one. Donkey Kong charges toward the Dart Monkey and dodges all of the darts he throws at him. He slams into the ground...and misses, the Dart Monkey smiles, but before he can react, Donkey Kong lands a punch on him. The Dart Monkey flies into a tree and throws away his old darts, he grabs out sharper darts and throws them all at DK. Donkey Kong dodges all but one, a dart flies into DK's left forearm, and it comes out the other side. The sharp dart enters a tree, blood on it. Taking the opportunity, The Dart Monkey grabs a Spike-O-Pult and vaults a Spike Ball at DK. He wakes up and punches the spike ball into oblivion, hurting his hands. The Dart Monkey loads the Spike-O-Pult and vaults three more, all of which DK punches into oblivion. DK charges forward and charges up a Super Punch, but a Juggernaut Ball pushes him back. DK puts his feet on a tree and pushes the Juggernaut backwards. It starts to ground DK's arms, DK throws the spike ball into the ground. DK charges forwards and while the Dart Monkey loads up the Juggernaut, DK punches the Dart Monkey into the tree. The Dart Monkey opens one eye and dodges another punch that snaps the tree. DK breaks the Juggernaut and punches the Dart Monkey away.

The Dart Monkey eats dirt and recovers himself. He looks mad then pulls out a crossbow. DK charges toward the Dart Monkey and he continuously tries to hit DK with darts. DK runs around, avoiding the darts. He charges toward the Dart Monkey and catches a dart, he throws the dart and it lodges in the crossbow, breaking it. The Dart Monkey gets mad and finally, he pulls out his green cape. He's covered in energy, causing DK to step back, shocked. The energy disperses and the Dart Monkey now bears a red cape and blue tights. He was the Super Monkey. The Super Monkey grabs his darts and throws darts at hypersonic speed at DK. He tries to run but many darts fly across his head, giving him his haircut. The Dart Monkey turns back to normal, with a green cape and looks at Donkey Kong, who has fallen on the floor, weakened. The Dart Monkey throws darts in DK's feet, immobilising him, as DK was too weak to pull them out. The Dart Monkey turns back into a Super Monkey and puts on a purple visor, he is now a Plasma Monkey. The Plasma Monkey smiles and charges up a plasma shot and fires it at DK. He's covered in plasma until it subsides. The dust clears...

We see Donkey Kong's bones.

K.O!
'''Boomstick: Holy crap! I thought DK had this in the bag!'''

Wiz: While Donkey Kong had the strength and durability advantage, The Dart Monkey's speed and arsenal was able to overpower him.

Boomstick: When you hap the potential to shoot razor sharp darts at hypersonic speed, you'll probably win!

Wiz: Even without the Fan Club, The Dart Monkey had numerous ways to overpower the strong Kong.

Boomstick: I guess DK was too blunt to win.