User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/One Minute Melee!Episode 2-Mordecai vs Finn

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE MINUTE MELEE!GO!

The Park

A Blue Jay and a Raccoon are sitting around drinking soda.Nearby,a boy and a dog are taking a walk.The Blue Jay spots them and offers them sodas.

Mordecai:Hey.I'm Mordecai.Wanna soda?

Jake reaches for it,but Finn slaps away the soda.

Finn:Jake!Dude,that's a total stranger!

Mordecai:Hey!That was an expensive soda,you hole!

TRIUMPH OR DIE!

FIGHT!

Fin screams like a barbarian and swings at Mordecai repeatedly,but Mordecai is just barely able to recover and spin punch Finn.Finn grunts and picks up a crowbar and throws it at Mordecai,stunning him.Finn then jumps at the Blue Jay with his sword and slashes him.

Mordecai grabs the sword and spins in midair,then launches himself skywards.He then delivers a crushing punch downwards,but Finn dodges it.

Finn:It's over.

He slashes at Mordecai until he flies into a bush.

Finn tries to leave when something bursts out of the bush.Death Kwon Do Mordecai runs at Finn,then punches him in the stomach,before delivering a kick.

Fin:Ahhhhh!

Mordecai:Don't mess with me.

The Blue Jay grabs Finn and Death Jumps into the air,then lands,throwing Finn to the ground and punching downwards into his stomach.

K.O!

This melee's victory goes to...

(Guitar Solo from Party Tonight)

Mordecai!