Thread:Maxevil/@comment-27126152-20170115182339

This has certainly been a long time coming, hasn't it?

For too long you've gotten off with just people telling you you were doing wrong. But it's time this came to a close. It's time you shaped up or shipped out. It's...

I'm not going to pull my punches with this because you've had far too many offenses with this disgusting behavior. Clearly the message isn't getting to you because it STILL continues to this day, so here it is loud and clear for you to listen:

The disgusting perverted themes and scenes in your writing has got to stop. This is NOT a place for you to spray your little fetishes and hormonal wet dreams, as many, MANY users have made clear, but somehow you haven't gotten the message. These scenes might be innocent additions to your work in your eyes, but to everyone else it's perverted, unnecessary, and disgusting. Let's take a dive into the cesspool of atrocities you've created just in case you've forgotten, hmm? I'll be sure to emphasize what's wrong with these scenes in case you can't pick up on it by yourself.

Reader's discretion is advised, there's bad stuff ahead. You're been warned.

Pit vs Link

"Boomstick: Now that is ripped straight off of Super Sonic, but at least he is adopted by the very hot sexy Goddess that I like to put my penis into ."

> the very hot sexy Goddess that I like to put my penis into

Let me make one thing clear really quick. Yes, Boomstick is a pervert, but there is no way he would ever say anything like this on the actual show. This kind of dialogue is extremely out of character for him and creates the illusion you're just using Boomstick's slightly pervetred character as a platform to spread your own perverted ideals about certain characters. Obviously that's not alright, and I suggest you stop slandering Boomstick through this out of character portrayal.

Speaking of using Boomstick in out of character ways...

>Misty vs Serena

Ah yes, the infamous line of Boomstick talking about an underage girl's panties and their scent. What exactly made you think this would ever, ever be acceptable? That line is completely pedophilic and, again, out of character for Boomstick to say. I don't have the exact quote since the page was deleted - justly, I might add - but it's still something you did without another thought until users blew up about it and called you out on it, so it's still definitely of significance.

You know what that reminds me of? Another fight in which you had horrificly NSFW material that you hastily deleted after people had to tell you it wasn't okay.

>Pyrrha vs Widow

This doesn't need a lot of explaining. You literally made this fight end in a blowjob. You weren't even subtle about it either, which is clear to see now that "something wet is tickling me" is a meme by now. You did nothing less than turn your fight into the beginning of a smut fanfiction, and you really shouldn't have to be told that that's against the fucking rules. All it takes is a little common sense, my dude.

>Katara vs Blastoise

" she then tries to purify herself, but fails to because Blastoise uses Bite on her groins, and tosses her away from the puddle"

>Blastoise uses Bite on her groins

Again, what went through your head to make you think this was good writing? Did you think it was clever? Funny? Innovative? Because it's none of those. It's just sick. Death Battle would never implement a scene like this because it's barbaric and twisted.

"B-b-b-b-but GA, Death Battle has scenes of intense gore all the time! T-t-t-t-that's barbaric and twisted, r-r-right?"

Yeah, but they haven't had a girl's crotch get bitten, have they? That's a different kind of graphic imagery than the kind Death Battle uses. People can get a kick out of seeing a dude's head explode or a person getting crushed, that's part of the appeal of Death Battle. It takes a certain kind of sick individual to enjoy watching a giant turtle take a bite out of a girl's privates, though.

>Knuckles vs Erza

" But then Knuckles notices a dark blue fabric object on his fist, revealing to be a thong.

 Knuckles: (as he shakes the thong off his fist) Eww, I don't know if that is clean or dirty you creep!"

 >revealing to be a thong

 This is just another example of unneeded sexual innuendos in your writing. As far as my knowledge goes, Erza doesn't wear thongs, so the inclusion of one in this fight had no place, serving as another unnecessary sick joke you thought would be funny.

 >Tai and Agumon vs Lucy

"Wargreymon slashes Lucy away, including one claw attack that slashes her in the cleavage to make her blood and milk explode all over."

>slashes her in the cleavage to make her blood and milk explode all over

 ​This is by far the worst example of perverted, disgusting scenes you've ever put out, at least in my opinion. It's horrendously disgusting, sick, and so perverted I'm shocked it wasn't deleted on the spot like Misty vs Serena was. You deleted it right after Para told you off about it in the comments, but you barely expressed even an ounce of regret for it, showing more regret that it wouldn't get in the Hall of Records.

'''tl;dr You've been getting away with just warnings in the comments about this kind of stuff for far too long. You're clearly not learning from your mistakes and it's about damn time a staff member stepped in to do something about it. Either this kind of sick, demented writing goes, or YOU go. For good. Because I think I speak for the entirety of the wiki when I say that nobody wants to read the kind of appalling things you've written and probably would have kept writing had I not made this post. If you want to write your sick little sexual fantasies in the midst of a Death Battle, feel free to move your workings to fanfiction.net, because we will not accept nor tolerate it here.'''  