Olimar and pikmins VS Dedede KZS

Description
''Olimar and his pikmin against Dedede and his army! Which of those two armies will win this war?''

Interlude
Wiz “Few soldiers would dare to follow their master in the middle of a brawl where all of the most powerful warriors of Nintendo rally.”

Boomstick “Such idiot/courageous soldiers are for example the pikmins, the dominant specie of PNF-404 with their Captain Olimar the almighty astronaut of planet Hocotate…”

Wiz “And the Dedede army, warriors of Popstar and their king Dedede, the ruler of Dreamland. To make this fair, the fighters' size difference will be the same as in SSB”

Boomstick “He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!”

Wiz “And it’s our job to analyze both fighters’ weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle!”

Olimar/Pikmins
Wiz "In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind?"

Boomstick "Probably some random fox and a bunny who killed each other."

Wiz "But what if the final frontier was a little more like..."

Boomstick "A big nosed astronaut with alien vegetables."

Wiz "Close enough. Olimar first found the pikmins when he crashlanded into PNF-404 and found a red pikmin onion."

Boomstick "He plucked a red pikmin sprout thinking it was a carrot, but found himself with a red animavegetable monstrosity AND didn't freak out. Then, the vegetable became his slave..."

Wiz "No, not his slave!"

Boomstick "What do you mean? He doesn't pay them, they're his slaves!"

Wiz "He actually pays them in a way. He saved their specie from extinction and made them dominant lifeform on the planet."

Boomstick "Seriously!? If I had a ruler who would make me king of the world, I would do anything for him, which takes us to the pikmins themselves. Pikmanity has a weird variation of pikmins: red pikmins are more powerful and are immune to fire, blue pikmins are more resistant and can breath underwater, yellow pikmins are lighter and are immune to (making a Luigi voice) thunder!"

Wiz "Purple pikmins are stronger and heavier than others, white pikmins are venomous and are immune to poison, rock pikmins are as hard as stone Kirby but can be killed by fire, electricity, poison and drowning, and last but not least, winged pikmins can fly and are experts in aerial combat. All of them can throw exploding bomb rocks. There's also the bulbmin, but as he can only fight in caverns, he won't be part of the fight."

Boomstick "But seriously, pikmins are only useful thanks to two things : their teamwork, like come on! They can create a chain by grabbing each other? How in hell do you do that?! And then, the second thing, or things is/are their leaders."

Wiz "Pikmins have six leaders: Olimar, Louie, the president of Hochotate freight, Alph, Brittany and Charlie. They all have about the same moves but they are most well-known for their genius in battle strategy."

Boomstick "They can also use pikmins as weapons and tools to perform moves such as the pikmin slap, the pikmin chain and the winged pikmin transport, which also works with winged pikmins carrying other pikmins. Told 'ya, slaves."

Wiz "But the pikmins do have weaknesses: alone, they are not as powerful as with leaders and will not strategise before rushing at their foes."

Boomstick "The same goes for the leaders. Even if they have shown to defeat enormous enemies such as bulborbs, but without pikmins, they're in crap."

Wiz "But still, Olimar and the leaders have shown to be able to successfully lead pikmanity to victory, they are the brains and the pikmins are the body. Olimar has survived an explosion which dispersed most of his ship's parts all around the planet! The pikmins can lift over dozens of times their weight. They are the dominant specie of PNF-404 and have no enemies to fear!"

Boomstick "And also, the SS Dolphin's Nova Blaster is made to destroy entire stars! Suck on that, Death Star!"

Olimar throws a barrage of pikmins and take out the emperor bulborb from Pikmin 1

Dedede's army
Wiz "Milleniums ago, war raged in the galaxy. The legendary star warriors fought the vile Nightmare's army of monsters... buuuuuut far from that conflict was Popstar, the most confusingly shaped planet EVER, and its greedy ruler king Dedede."

Boomstick "Dedede is a king of my liking. He once took all the delicious food for himself, leaving the people in hungry and taking NO acts! Now that's what I call a king!"

Wiz "But he then got defeated by Kirby and became a kind-hearted king, even if he still was greedy."

Boomstick "WHAT!!! Nooooo! Dedede, how did that happen to you?!"

Wiz "... Lets start talking about his army."

Boomstick "Yeah, that's right! Dedede's army is mainly made out of waddle-dees, Kirby-like soldiers who employs the good old goomba tactic, but that's just idiotic 'cause if he bumps into an enemy, it'll cause pitiful damage and the little guy will die of his own attack. But the waddle-dees can also carry around spear and... umbrellas? OK... And also bows and arrows."

Wiz "Waddle-doos will shoot out a laser whip from their eye, hotheads will spit either a short ranged trail of fire or a long ranged fireball, bronto burts are basically flying waddle-dees, blade knights and sword knight are swordmasters trained by Metaknight himself, rockys can turn into stone to crush their foes, blockys are big rockys, boros are tiny water dragon, aqua boros are the same thing but with water and a longer range but weaker power, poppy JRs and SRs are bomb throwers..."

Boomstick "Chillys are snowmans with ice powers, mr. frostys are seals who spit out ice cubes and eats you, and that's only few of them, but lets now talk about Dedede's Star rod guardians."

Wiz "Right. Dedede once stole he star rod to protect it from the evil Nightmare. He broke the rod in seven pieces and gave them to his most loyal subjects. The first and weakest star rod guardian is Whispy Woods, a tree who drops apples and shoots air puffs."