Goku vs Super-Man vs Thor

WIZ: Aliens we don't know if they exist we usually think they're grey big headed bug eyed invaders

BOOMSTICK: But these three...yes three heroes put a massive Fuck you to these stereotypes Son Goku the first Super Sayain.

WIZ: Kal-el The Man of Steel

'''BOOMSTICK: And Thor Odinson The God of Thunder!  He is Wiz and I am Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And our job is analyze their armor, weapons and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE

Goku
WIZ: A long time ago on a planet far far away there lived a race of space vikings known as the sayains they live to fight grow stronger and take over planets to sell to planets to the tyrant Lord Frieza.

BOOMSTICK: Ironically they were killed by Lord Frieza due to the legend of the Super Sayain he feared that they would rise up and kill him.

WIZ: Not every Sayain was killed by the explosion there remained only four two were killed on earth the other one became an anti hero stereotype with face glued on it.

BOOMSTICK: But the one we are talking about Earth's greatest protector SON GOKU!

WIZ: Goku was sent to earth to exterminate very Human on earth but he forgot this order because he got his smashed against a rock becoming a loving caring boy in the forrest.

BOOMSTICK: This happened until he met a very intelligent teenage girl named Bulma she came to him because he had a four star ball.

WIZ: The Dragon Balls are seven magical orbs that if you collect them all they grant you any wish.

BOOMSTICK: Since he met Bulma he has gotten stronger and stronger until he got to the levels of GODS!

WIZ: Goku is extremely gifted martial artist can fly and can use a very powerful energy called KI this spiritual energy is used to fire blasts of energy and can even bring himself back to life!

BOOMSTICK: He can use other peoples KI to create the biggest attack i have ever seen the Spirit Bomb 

WIZ: This is so powerful that it could destroy an entire continent.

BOOMSTICK: But his best ability is his Kamehameha wave this is his most popular attack because every kid has tried it.

WIZ: But you may think that this is it but no he has is Super Sayain transformations

SSJ 1 Multiples base power by 50x.

SSJ 2 Multiplies base power by 100x (twice as strong as SSJ).

SSJ 3 Multiplies base power by 400x (four times as strong as SSJ2, or 8x as strong as SSJ1).

SSJ 4 Increases base power by 4000x (ten times as strong as SSJ3, or 80x stronger than SSJ).

SSJG Increases base power by 5000x (one hundred times as strong as SSJ)

SSGSS Increases base power by 50,000x (you get the point)

BOOMSTICK: To put that in context Goku can lift 400 tons in base and can go 249020 mph!

WIZ: This can allow him to lift 12451000000 miles per hour with kaioken time 20 and he can lift 40000000 tons while with all this you may think Goku is perfect but he's not not even close he is very idiotic and he is too cocky for his good

BOOMSTICK: But still he is one of the strongest anime heroes of all time!

"I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from Earth for the sole purpose of beating you. I am the warrior you've heard of in the legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. I am the Super Saiyan, Son Goku!"