The Rowdyruff Boys vs Ed, Edd n Eddy

The Rowdyruff Boys vs Ed, Edd n Eddy is the first edition of Nickstar777's Death Battles. It pits the counterparts to the Powerpuff Girls, The Rowdyruff Boys against Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Description
Cartoon Network has been dishing out great shows for many years past and many years to come, now, these two trios of anti-heroes clash to determine who's the better band of 3.

Interlude
Wiz: They say the best things come in threes, such is the case with these 2 trios of Cartoon Network.

Boomstick: The Rowdyruff Boys, the evil counterparts of the Powerpuff Girls.

Wiz: And Ed, Edd n Eddy, the 3 junior con artists of Peach Creek

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Rowdyruff Boys
Wiz: In the city of Townsville, an evil genius monkey named Mojo Jojo had one goal in mind, world domination. And he used his advanced intellect and his massive arsenal of giant robots to get it.

Boomstick: Until 3 young girls with freaking superpowers kept coming up and beating the shit out of him.

Wiz: Completely sick of defeat, Mojo used his scientific knowledge to attempt to copy the formula that made the Powerpuff Girls, so he could make a monster to destroy them.

Boomstick: But, since they were made from sugar, spice and everything nice, that definitely was a no go.

Wiz: Instead, Mojo substituted with arm pit hair from a criminal lifting weights, some snails from the prison dinner menu and the tail of a puppy guard dog.

'''Boomstick: Wait, what prison serves snails? Is this show set in France?'''

Wiz: No, it's not, but I'm not sure why the prison was serving escargot.

Boomstick: He also needed some chemical X, but since he was in prison, he substituted with the stuff in the prison toilet.

Wiz: And, somehow, it worked. With the ingredients, plus the toilet, Mojo created 3 young boys, the Rowdyruff Boys.

Boomstick: These young triplets were created with one goal in mind, destroy the Powerpuff Girls.

Wiz: And, at first, they succeeded in actually killing the girls, only for the love that the townspeople had for the girls to bring them back to life.

Boomstick: ...what?

Wiz: Brick is the leader of the boys.

BRICK

Full Name: Brick Jojo

Nickname: Brick the Bludgeoner

Age: 5

Colour: Red

Leader of the Rowdyruff Boys

Counterpart to Blossom

Made from Armpit Hair

Wiz: Brick is the counterpart to Blossom Utonium, however, unlike Blossom, Brick is crude, gross and violent.

Boomstick: I wish I had a son like him

Wiz: Brick is also quite the hot head and is extremely arrogant, not even listening to ideas from his 2 brothers. And while at times, he can come across as an idiot, Brick is actually considerably intelligent.

Boomstick: Then their's Butch

BUTCH

Full Name: Butch Jojo

Nickname: The Baron of Berserk

Age: 5

Colour: Forest Green

Most Destructive Member of the Rowdyruff Boys

Counterpart to Buttercup

Made from the Tail of a Puppy

Wiz: Butch is the most violent member of the trio, being nothing short of a straight up sadist, while his brothers do like violence a lot, Butch is practically in love with it. He practically itches to cause chaos.

Boomstick: I wish I had a son like him too.

Wiz: Butch is also extremely loyal, as whenever Brick gives orders, Butch never even argues and just goes along with it.

Boomstick: Then finally, Boomer

BOOMER

Full Name: Boomer Jojo

Nickname: The Dumber than the Dumbest

Age: 5

Colour: Cobalt Blue

Dumbest of the Boys

Counterpart to Bubbles

Made from Snails

Wiz: Boomer is Bubbles' counterpart, in contrast to Bubbles sweetness and innocence, Boomer is...an idiot.

Boomer: But who needs brains when you're a complete badass

Wiz: While Boomer may be stupid, he is just as dangerous as his brothers, and Brick and Butch do regard him as important. And inspite the boys reckless and destructive attitudes, they actually do care about eachother.

Boomer: And these 3 boys are not easy to take down thanks to their powers.

Wiz: Right, being the girls counterparts, each of the boys have their own superpowers, they can fly and run at high speeds, they are fast enough to throw punches at machine gun speed, they can shoot lasers from their eyes...

POWERS

Flight

Superspeed

Optic Eye Blasts

Super Strength

Able to create a baseball bat of raw energy (Boomer Only)

Wiz: And are extremely strong, when they first fought the girls, the boys were able to defeat the girls and reduce part of Townsville to rubble by using some very unique and quite heavy weapons...

Boomstick: Yeah, a school bus, an airplane and a fucking Cruise Liner.

Wiz: In addition, the boys are smart enough to pilot tanks, weaponized jets and even military ships.

FEATS

Never been beaten by the girls in an actual fight

Successfully able to kill the Powerpuff Girls

Been brought back from the dead

Used the Powerpuff Girls as a puck to play hockey

Wiz: However, in spite of what the boys have accomplished, their first defeat at the hands of the Powerpuff Girls came when the girls used 5 year old boys greatest weaknesses.

Boomstick: Cooties

Wiz: No, Boomstick...actually, yes, that's right, when the boys noticed the girls alive, they went to fight them again, only for the girls to kiss the boys, making the boys explode.

Boomstick: Aw, but they were so tough

Wiz: True, but after they were brought back from the dead by HIM, they were given...

Boomstick: Some new badass hairstyles

Wiz: Yes, but in addition, they also recieved, and I quote, "Cootie Shots", so from then on, whenever the girls kissed the boys, rather than dying, the boys got stronger, but once again, they were defeated when the girls threatened their masculinity.

Boomstick: What?

Wiz: By using cheap tricks like dressing them up, calling them babies, pulling down their pants and making them bite their own tongues, the girls defeated the boys again.

WEAKNESSES

Cooties (Formerly)

Threats to masculinity

Stupidity (Boomer)

Reckless Destruction

Got tricked by Bubbles into thinking she was Boomer

Individuality

Boomstick: Hey, why is Reckless Destruction listed as a weakness?

Wiz: Because, on their third appearance, the boys appetite for chaos and destruction actually caused them to fight eachother and cost them the fight with the girls. In addition, the boys need to be together to fight, if they are seperated from eachother, they stand far less a chance of winning.

Boomstick: But no matter what, these boys are no laughing matter, they are 100% destruction.

Polls
Who are you rooting for? The Rowdyruff Boys Ed, Edd n Eddy

Who do you think will win? The Rowdyruff Boys Ed, Edd n Eddy