User blog:Hellfire King Char/Lazy mountain- DBFW edition

I W A S B O R E D O K A Y

Bleh, this was inspired by Eltorro.

Lazy Mountain Story- DBFW edition
Old Man Char lives with his wife Charla and her half-brother Rex atop Lazy Mountain. For some reason Ice is seen dying by Charla, and this puts her into cardiac arrest and she dies. Char, noticing his wife's death, immediately calling for help. Sure enough, Doctor Afro, MD, arrives onto the scene and examines everything: all he sees is Char, and thusly tells him the truth: that Chatla died a long time ago, and that he's hallucinating. However, that isn't to say that he isn't amiable; Dr. Afro comforts Char about the news and offers a compromise: no loneliness in exchange for his hand in marriage, which Char is more than happy to agree to.

It's at this point that Rex has awoken from the nearby noises. Seeing what he believes to be an intruder to their home, he grabs his gun and fires. Dr. Afro careens off the edge of Lazy Mountain, clutching his bleeding heart, and dies in a quarry explosion. Char, too distraught with grief, fails to notice Magic, who spooks Char so hard he starts running off. Rex, noting another intruder, fires at the plant pot Magic was in and causes him to flee. However, he crashes into the wall and is stunned, head ringing. A mad Masta comes by and attempts to make off with Magic, supposedly thinking he was just another cadaver and that he could be used for some manner of experiment. He drops Magic however, and he escapes. The scene ends with Rex dying peacefully in his sleep, only to ask his dead half-sister what the time was. Charla responds: "Four."

The next scene opens at some other part of Lazy Mountain, as Char meets up with a local Thet, albeit a short one, who has situated himself in front of one of Lazy Mountain's most scenic landmarks. The two exchange glances for a good long while, before the Thet pipes up: "You're... Ugly." Char, offended, rears back in shock as the hiker flaunts his excitement in some manner of dance. Char, filled with strength from rage, picks up the Thet and throws him full-force into the neighboring Face Mountain (aka Mount Fortmore), said hiker getting lost somewhere by the Char Face decorated on the mountain. The Afro Face, right next to the Char Face, recoils from this, and sets off a massive explosion that reaches over to Lazy Mountain, sending Char flying back and killing him so he might reunite with his dead wife.

Some trivial shit
I was fucking bored and watched several replays of lazy mountain until this came to mind.