Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-27177230-20170624193832

One night I was sitting on a couch, watching my favorite TV show. What i heard a voice say "Come here my Child, follow my Voice" I did what the voice wanted and followed it into the kitchen, I was surprised to see a giant can of Chef Boyardee sitting in the middle of my kitchen. I stood there and stared in an Amazement, wondering what would happen next. Then he broke the silence and asked "Why haven't you've been eating your Chef Boyardee? my child" I said "I didn't like Chef Boyardee anymore" he said I was lying and asked me to climb inside of him, i said no. Then he pulled out a gun and said "get inside of me or i will kill you" i said ok and climbed inside of him. The Chef Boyardee was like Quicksand, the more you strugge, the quicker you sink. After a while the Chef Boyardee consumed me and I fell into a Chef Boyardee void. I fell for what seem like hours and then a White Light consumed me, and I woke up laying on the floor in the kitchen. I was Reborn, I was a New Man, I stood up and said "thank you Chef" he smiled and floated into the floor. Ever since that night, I have been eating Chef Boyardee for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. My friends don't like me anymore because all I talk about is Chef Boyardee. But that didn't matter, I don't need them because I will always have...my Chef Boyardee.