User blog:Digilord 64/The definiton of randomness

'''I got bored. Read this to be confused.'''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioF6KAWfq88&spfreload=10

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

But he lied. There wasn't a Death Battle.

Start!



Waa-hoo ran over and shot the Heavy. Crash Bandicoot hid behind Mickey Mouse, but they then got eaten by Froddy Fozzbear.



Sanic ran around Froddy causing Froddy to inexplicably explode. Pizza Steve got out his Waluigi-Launcher and shot Sanic, slowing him down long enough for Pizza Steve to destroy him with a well-timed Falcon Punch. Steve and Emmet had a Slap-fight and neither could even manage to slap each other because they don't have hands. They forfeit and went home to drink some Nuka-Cola.



Goku stuck his hands up in the air, and Pizza Steve died from his awesomeness. Waa-hoo jumped on Goku and Goku became a pile of dust.



Shoutmon got out his Bazooka and shot Waa-hoo. He then ran home to play Splatoon.

Oh ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec6ahnm5s64&spfreload=10

Wiz: Shoutmon won because the earth is round and 1 foot is 12 inches. That means Shoutmon is a God.

Boomstick: The winner is Shoutmon.