Lord Beerus Vs. Lucifer

Lord Beerus Vs. Lucifer is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Lord Beerus from Dragon Ball taking on Lucifer from the video game Dante's Inferno. -

Introduction: -

Wiz: Gods, as mighty as they are, two factors always collide!

Boom: And that is when you rage over pudding, it always becomes a meme!

Wiz: Anyway, we have Lord Beerus: God of Destruction!

Boomstick: and Lucifer: The Devil himself! I'm Boomstick, and that's Wiz!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. -

Beerus: -

Wiz: Lord Beerus (AKA: Bills for some) is a god of destruction, using his power to destroy planets un-willing to live any longer.

Boom: But.... he's a cat...

Wiz: Cat or no cat, he's one tough one, so tough, he's trained by Whiz, a god, of all gods, above gods, man is DBZ weird...

Boom: Got Milk? Cause if not, your doomed.

Wiz: ...Well, whatever, Beerus is still EXTREMELY powerful, he has speeds of unimaginable speeds, power beyond that, and...

Boom: Get an orgasm Wiz?

Wiz: Let's be real here... Beerus is capable of many ki like attacks, these consist of Sand Conversion, Kiai, Destructive balls of energy, basically, anything to do with destruction, he's got it.

Boom: Beerus also can attack people with CHOPSTICKS! AND KNOCK 'EM OUT!! Not only that, but he also can sense any power level of life form from far away, so that means, no hiding from this ally cat!

Wiz: Beerus also has God of Destruction's Wrath, which is energy blasts that follow the opponent like missles and are amazingly fast! Also, and weirdly, he can seal people into whatever, weird, huh? Uuuh, not to mention, he is a bit of a hot head.

Boom: Which actually turns out to be his best and weakest points.

Wiz: Your both right, Beerus's anger sure does get the best of him no kidding about it, but it isn't really a weakness, it's more of a...ehh...even balance of things, loses focus, yes, but makes him stronger.

Boom: He loves his pudding.

Wiz: ...Fine, it's his pudding, but really, that's not gonna be in this fight as a real threat, is it?

Beerus: Is there nobody on Earth more worthy to destroy…? -

Lucifer: -

Wiz: Lucifer, The Devil himself, evil incarnate, and the king of Hell. As we've mentioned in a Previous Death Battle, Dante Alighieri has committed many sins that would send him to the deepest levels of Hell.

Boomstick: One of them was breaking the promise towards his would-be wife Beatrice that he would forbid the pleasures of the flesh.

Wiz: But because he had the pleasure of having sex with a slave girl, everything in Dante's life went straight to hell. As it turns out Beatrice had doubts that Dante would keep his words. So she made a deal with the devil himself; Lucifer.

Boomstick: Which turned out to be her biggest mistake. She made a deal with Satan that if Dante broke his promises, her soul would belong to him. And no shock here, Dante broke his promise an assailant killed Dante's father and Beatrice, and Lucifer claimed her soul to be his bride.

Wiz: Being the ruler of Hell, Lucifer is a one of the most powerful beings, to the point where his strength rivals that of god. He's capable of creating an astral projection of himself in the form of a humanoid made of black smoke.

Boomstick: Sadly though, Lucifer can't really do much in this form outside of taunting and torturing damned souls.... and banging more souls. And weirdly enough, his tongue is the only thing not made out of smoke. I mean LOOK AT THAT THING! Talk about being the Playa from Hell.

Wiz: (*ahem) Anyway, if someone should managed to reach the ninth circle of hell, then they will, eventually, come across a giant statue frozen in ice. The Statue is controlled by the real Lucifer. While in this form, Lucifer can't move from that one spot. But that doesn't mean he's not defenseless.

Boomstick: You're not kidding. Not only is he large in size, but he makes it up by generating large shockwaves from smashing his fists to the ground, and can use his wings to generate powerful gusts of icy wind.

Wiz: But, while in this form, Lucifer's weakspot is his stomach. But once it dealt enough damage, the real Lucifer is set free and...

Boomstick: What The-- Holy Hell! Look at the size of that thing!

Wiz: YES Boomstick, Lucifer is flashing towards the players when he's fighting Dante. Now can we please move on?

Boomstick: The sooner we finish this, the sooner I don't have to look at his dick.

Wiz: Right, moving on. Now, while he's freed from his statue prison, Lucifer is able to use his full power, and is even stronger than his previous form.

Boomstick: Outside of his obvious flashing skills, Lucifer can unleash powerful shockwaves, generate fire based attacks, teleport, and fly, despite the his wings being severed when he was banished to Hell.

Wiz: He also carries a large sword...

Boomstick: And it's not the one in between his legs...

Wiz: Known as the Sword of Lucifer... Bit of an ego trip there. Uh.. Anyway Lucifer can materialize his sword at anytime, as well as channel his energy into the blade, which allows him to generate powerful flames.

Boomstick: Lucifer is also a master of black sorcery. He can fire powerful unholy projectile attacks, run his energies into the ground, block magic attacks and turn redirect it, and create a force field around him to protect him from holy magic. Though oddly enough, he can also create a portal to other world, which I'm assuming also includes the Heaven.... But if he can do that, why didn't he create a portal to heaven and get his revenge on God Himself?

Wiz: I personally think it was the statue he was sealed in that prevented him from doing so. But speaking of which, Lucifer's black sorcery also allows him to survive several fatal outcomes. One example is when Dante stabbed him with his scythe. Despite other demons getting killed by the scythe, Lucifer just simply shrugged it off and even disintegrate it into nothing.

Boomstick: Lucifer is Dante's deadliest foes. He's managed to rule the realms of Hell for thousands of years, and has been torturing damned souls for just as long. Not to mention, he's the only enemy of Dante to survive after the two clashed.

Wiz: He's also a master manipulator and is dangerously intelligent, and because he's the ruler of Hell, Lucifer is partially omnipresent. But with that said, Lucifer isn't without his flaws. Much like his soon-to-be opponent Mundus, Lucifer can be arrogant. Instead of convincing Dante to help him be set free from his prison, for example manipulating to Dante that God is the real evil or some shit like that, Lucifer thought it'd be better to taunt Dante as he's descending to the nine circles of hell, as well as proclaiming to him that he has Beatrice, and that the two are going to get married right in front of him.

Boomstick: And on top of that, despite Lucifer destroying Dante's main weapon, he never considered to finish off an armless Dante, which led to Dante resealing Lucifer back inside his statue prison, and Dante reuniting with his beloved Beatrice in Purgatory. You should've thought your plans through Lucifer, otherwise you'd be out of hell.

Wiz: Or was he still trapped in hell....

Cuts to a scene where Dante rips off the cross sewed on his crest and tosses it aside, in which the cloth shapeshifts into a snake, and Lucifer can be heard laughing.

Boomstick: What the... Does that mean....

Wiz: No one really knows Boomstick.

Lucifer: Behold your ruin, and witness my escape into the Kingdom of Purgatory, and Paradise! -

DEATH BATTLE! -

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! It's time to settle this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!! -

(The scene begins with Beerus having a vision of Dante defeating Lucifer. Then opens his eyes to teleport to Hell, challenging Lucifer for being the strongest Demon of all.)

Location: Lake Cocytus (Ninth Level of Hell)

Beerus: All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!

Lucifer: You, the flawed creation! I stood for my fellow angels, for reason and justice. And I was to bow down to you? You dolt!

Beerus: Then give up and accept your planet's fate!

Lucifer: You dare assault ME?! YOU?!

Beerus: Have at me!

FIGHT!

(Beerus charges at Lucifer, but Lucifer swings his fist at Beerus with an uppercut, yanking the chains out that held him. Beerus collides with the icy ceiling, falling down onto Lucifer's arena.)

Beerus: YOU RUINED MY PERFECT ENDING YOU STUBBORN FREAK OF NATURE, WON'T YOU JUST STAY DOWN ALREADY?!

Lucifer: How dare you!

(Beerus and Lucifer continue fighting, until Beerus is deflected by Lucifer once again.)

Lucifer: Argghhhh, Insolent creature!

(Beerus charges at Lucifer and delivers a blow to his chest, releasing the real Lucifer out from the giant version.)

Lucifer: Now, truly suffer!

Beerus: Don't press you're luck!

(Beerus uses God of Destruction's Wrath, but Lucifer knocks Beerus down with a diving clothesline.)

Lucifer: You cannot imagine what it means to be free from that prison!

Beerus: About the length of your average anime episode.

Lucifer: My gratitude for breaking the chains of Judecca.

(Lucifer attempts to pin Beerus's arm with his hoof, shattering the bone on his arm.)

Lucifer: What did my Father ever see in you?

(Beerus just glares as Lucifer talks down on him, but Beerus sees an opening.)

Lucifer: I was the Morning Star! The brightest in the sky!

(Beerus raises his left arm, and points it at the icy ceiling, and shoots a Ki Blast at it, sending ruble down from above. Beerus and Lucifer still goes at it.)

Lucifer: Remember the War in Heaven, remember the Rebellion!

Beerus: Yes! I had a dream of it!

(Lucifer then sees a light from above, and notices Beerus had accidently opened a big hole in the ceiling, then flies up towards it.)

Lucifer: Soon we shall all witness the end of the Universe! The Fallen sons of Paradise will rise again!

(Beerus latches onto Lucifer's hoof, trying to pull him down, but Lucifer still tries to escape. But Beerus gets the upper hand and gets on top of him. They both fall and crashes into the arena into the large fire Lucifer had made in the center earlier, and it caused an explosion. Both are bruised and bleeding in a few places, but Lucifer slowly gets up and attempts to strangle Beerus with his bare hands. But Beerus uses one last move, he uses his Hakai move on Lucifer.)

Beerus: Destroy...

(The Death Battle ends with Beerus going back home to Universe 7.)

KO! -

The Results: -

Boomstick: WEEE Doggy! That was a 'Hell' of a fight right there! Hah, get it?!

Wiz: Yeah, I saw what you did there... Even though Lucifer dominated the competition, Beerus uses strategy and quick thinking to defeat Lucifer, like using his Ki Blast to rain ruble on top of him to get him off his arm. That was good, cause Beerus was about to get seriously hurt, but he saw an opening, and stopped him dead in his tracks. And the reason Beerus won, is that he is "The God of Destruction", he destroys planets by sneezing, tapping his finger, and shouting. So there's no challenge there.

Boomstick: Looks like the Prince of Darkness, just got burned!

Wiz: And the winner is... Lord Beerus!

Beerus: Honestly. What an unbelievable guy!