King K. Rool vs Gruntilda



King K. Rool vs Gruntilda is a What-If? Death Battle.

Description
Donkey Kong vs Banjo-Kazooie! Which of these comical final bosses s deadly?

Interlude
Wiz: Video Game Bosses come in very shapes and sizes, but like to test your wit in the end.

Boomstick: Some just badass, while others like these two here are comical.

Wiz: King K. Rool, King of the Kremlings...

Boomstick: ...and Gruntilda, the ugly witch of all. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

King K. Rool
Wiz: King K. Rool is the crocodilian leader of the Kremlings.

Boomstick: And the Bowser counterpart to Donkey Kong's Mario.

Wiz: When he stole the bananas from the Kongs, he was trying to starve them to death.

Boomstick: Fortunately for the Kongs, they fetch the bananas back and defeat King K. Rool every time.

Wiz: He has the Strength that surpasses that of his enemy Donkey Kong, and the speed to outrun any Kong on DK Isles; Plus he has a variety of weapons; for instance, King K. Rool's first weapons from the first Donkey Kong Country game are the crown which he uses like a boomerang, and a rainstorm of cannonballs.

Boomstick: He also uses his techno-powered blunderbuss that fires cannons in regular and spiked versions, and fire gases between red to slow people down, blue to freeze them, and purple to reverse the movements; plus it can be launched at jet like speeds and can turn him invisible.

Wiz: He also has a jetpack that can make him fly. And he uses some of the things the Kongs can do as well, such as using the Crystal Coconut to recover any lost health, and using the crystal banana, he becomes giant.

Boomstick: Which is ripped straight from Bowser.

Wiz: He also has his big weapon the Blast-O-Matic, which is powerful enough to demolish DK Isles when given the chance.

Boomstick: Look at all this material, now I want it myself.

King K. Rool: While you'll be busy looking for your precious golden bananas and your flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my visit flavored surprise. (laughs evilly)

Gruntilda
Wiz: Gruntilda Winkybunion is an evil witch who has been an enemy to Banjo Bear and Kazooie Breegull since they stopped her from taking the youth and prettiness of Banjo's little sister Tooty.

Boomstick: (fantasizing) Oh, man, Grunty's pretty ego would be so much fun, I could just make out with her and... (coming back to reality seeing Grunty's current ugly form) Holy Shit, get that face away from me!

Wiz: Like any other witch, Gruntilda is capable of casting magical spells, like making fireballs, homing spells and a shield that can make be invincible. And despite being a witch, she is quite a technological genius when she uses her H.A.G. 1 machine and Big-O-Blaster cannon.

Boomstick: Not to mention five other machines from Nuts and Bolts.

Wiz: She'll do whatever it takes to finish off everyone's favorite bear and bird duo.

Gruntilda: All the Jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch.