User blog:BonBooker/Muh Match Sale.

'Ello, it appear you have travelled far and wide to see my wears.

....or maybe you clicked it on this by accident, Idfk.

Anyways, today, I have various ideas for Death Battles, but I likely don't end up doing them. Whether they are too one-sided, I feel like someone else could do the fight better then me, or I'm just not interested in doing the fight. So that's why, I am putting many of these ideas up for sale. Enjoy!

Captain Falcon (F-Zero) vs. Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear)
Connection: Two fire using Bounty Hunters bound to heat up the arena!

Reason I'm not doing this myself: I have two reasons for not claiming this battle my self. 1: I'd have trouble making Sol's analysis different from Death Battle's. And 2. I don't want mah boi Falcon to die such a stompy death by my own hands. I'm fine with Falcon dieing and stomp matches, I don't exactly like the theme of either of them, but I can still accept it. Put two of them together and you got a salty little Bon. However, I do indeed like the idea, so I'm putting it up for sale.

SOLD TO:

Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) vs. Gilgamesh (Fate Stay/Night)
Connection: Two archers with powerful reality warping powers.

Reason I'm not doing this my self: Simply put, it's a bigger stomp then the one I listed above. :P

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Speedwagon (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) vs. Jaune Arc (RWBY)
Connection: Two blonde haired buttmonkeys in a team. Ok, Speedwagon isn't really in a team, more like a group of friends, but shut up.

Reason I'm not doing this myself: Just not really interested in it. Plus, for the moment, Speedweed kinda stomps.

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Batman (DC Comics) vs. Hawkeye (Marvel)
Connection: The Avengers and The Justice League have brutal beasts, gods...and peak humans? In a follow up to Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye, can Batman get revenge for his fellow JLA member?

Reason I'm not doing this myself: Not interested in it enough

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Omega Zero (Mega Man Zero) vs. Galacta Knight (Kirby)
Connection: Characters very similar to Zero and Meta Knight.

Reason I'm not doing this: Eh?

SOLD TO

Bubsy The Bobcat (Bubsy) vs. Anubis (Anubis)
Connection: Cats vs. Dogs (or is Anubis a jackal? Idfk) in a battle of true weaklings!

Reason I'm not doing this myself: Already used Bubsy and the puns I had him make have made me enternally cringe. I can't do that for my well-being again.

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Raiden (Metal Gear) vs. Sektor (Mortal Kombat)
Connection: Two, insane, ninja cyborgs. Nothing fancy about it.

Reason I'm not doing this myself: Oh look! Another stomp battle in this sale! Never thought I'd see the day!

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Metal Sonic (Sonic) vs. Tri-Borg (Mortal Kombat)
Connection: Two robots who copy the abilities of others. (In Tri-Borg's case, taking the forms of Sektor, Cyrax, and Cyborg Smoke)

Reason I'm not doing this myself: Tri-Borg was litterally just announced lmao

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Fulgore (Killer Instinct) vs. Tri-Borg (Mortal Kombat)
Connection: Tri-Borg can transform into the MK Cyborgs, so let's put him against the guy who has matches against all the MK Cybrogs.

Reason I'm not doing this my self: Same reason as above.

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That's all the matches for now, but more are on the way!