User blog:LeTotalMemer2/LeTotalMemer DBX - The Audrey II vs. The Doctor



NO RULES, JUST BLOODSHED, DBX!

The Audrey II had currently eaten Seymour Krelborn and Audrey 'Fulquard, but he soon heard a "VROOOM, VROOM, Vroomp." as a Blue box appeared. Curious about it, he was about to open the door, but soon a Man and a women came out of it, and the man stated "Ah, Plant life, Isn't it great, Clara?" but then the man smile then faded as he scanned the plant with something weird... The man then stated "Clara, get inside the T.A.R.D.I.S.. NOW." Clara then got into the T.A.R.D.I.S and The Doctor, with Sonic Screwdriver was ready to stop this evil-doer. The Audrey II just then Broke into song.'

HERE WE GOOO!
(Cue - Mean Green Mother from Outer Space )

'"Ya Better wait one Minute, Better hold the phone, Better mind your manner, Better change your tone!" As the audrey II pushed the Doctor on the ground. "AH, YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW, BABY!" as the Audrey II Pods so began to Sprout. "AHAHA. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MESSIN WITH, NO YOU NEVER DID, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT, WHEN YOUR LOOKING HERE!" The Doctor was confused on why the plant was singing and where the musical tune came from. "GET IT STRAIGHT, IM JUST A MEAN GREEN MOTHER, FROM OUTERSPACE AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BEEN HAD!" The Doctor was scanning it to find weaknesses, and found it weakness.. was electricty. "IM MEAN AND GREEN, AND I AM BADDDDDDDDDDDD! DONT YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT FRANKENSTEIN, HE GOT A TIBA? HE AINT GOT MINE! YA KNOW I DONT COME FROM NO BLACK LAGOON, I BEEN PAST THE STARS AND BEYOND THE MOON, YOU CAN KEEP THE THING, KEEP IT, KEEP THE CREATURE IT DONT MEAN SH*T!" The Doctor saw a Cut cable, that could Electrucute the plant. The Doctor then Ran to it. but was stopped but the Audrey II Vines. "I GOT GARDEN STYLE, MAJOR MOVES, I GOT THE STUFF AND I THINK THAT PROVES, YOU BETTER MOVE IT OUT, NATURE CALLS, BY THE TIME I DONE, IM GONNA BUST YOUR BALLS!" The Audrey II shot a vine at The Doctor's... ya know, but luckily he jumped in time and It missed him, he then ran to the electricty cable, and ran to the Audrey II who was sending vines to kill the doctor, But he ran around them and touched one of the vine's with the cable. "OH SH*T" As the Doctor ran to the tardis and put it shields on as the Audrey II blew up.'

DBX!