Z-Fighters VS Justice League

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Description
The Z-Fighters take on the Justice League

Interlude
Gogeta: Well, after 19 battles... and some not finished, we are at our season 3 finale!

Nina: Indeed, given I was not here for that, I am still happy about it!

Gogeta: When you think of fictional teams, who would you think of?

'''Nina: Maybe the Avengers of Marvel? Or even the Powerpuff Girls?'''

Gogeta: But from how iconic they are, these are the first ones you think of.

Nina: The Z-Fighters!



Gogeta: And the Justice League!



'''Nina: This is a fight that needs an answer.... and we're getting it in this battle!'''

Gogeta: I'm Gogeta and she is Nina and it is our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win in a Death Battle!

Goku
Gogeta: Long ago, there were a simple race of aliens known as the Tuffles, they were an ancient civilization that thrived on technology, until one fateful day, a brutal alien race known as Saiyans appear on the planet to wipe them out and claim the planet as their own.

Nina: They succeeded in doing this and claimed the planet, this was at the same time a tyrant by the name of Frieza saw the potential in their race, and decided to hire them as some sort of mercenaries to do his dirty work in conquering planets.

Gogeta: However Frieza remembered a prophecy, that history was doomed to repeat itself where a golden haired fighter was going to rise up and take down his tirancy once and for all, saving the universe from his evil.



'''Nina: Like a person with common sense he thought the only way to get rid of this tumor in his brain, was to literally blow the entire race to bits, which he did... however he didn't stop the prophecy, a little Saiyan pod escaped the explosion, inside it was the end of his tyranny.'''

Gogeta: On this Saiyan Pod is the hero that everyone probably knows and is sick of hearing the name of. He goes by the name of Kakarot and crash landed on Earth with the mission to murder literally everyone, he was picked up by the kind and elderly Grandpa Gohan.

'''Nina: At first Goku was kind of a dick, seeing how he was y'know, a damn Saiyan. However this all changed when Gohan showed great parenting and let him fucking fall off a damn cliff hitting his head, this event however changed Goku's life for the good, it turned him into a well mannered boy.'''

Gogeta: So Goku was nice and Gohan turned into a good parent. This would be happily ever after unless Goku wasn't a fucking alien and he turned into a.... a giant damn ape and kinda went on a rampage. He kinda went on killing his adoptive father and wrecking an entire forest, yeah this form is kinda insane. Thank god he calmed down when the full moon finally went down.

'''Nina: So he just lived alone in solitude for some time, catching fish and thriving on his own. His life seemed to be pretty ordinary other than that monthly monkey thing. This was until he met a strange blue-haired woman that goes by the name of Bulma, where she just fucking shoots him! Holy shit what the hell bitch!'''

Gogeta: To be fair he pulled out a pole on her, that shit can extend to a hilarious distance. Well Goku found out one thing that day, that there are things called the Dragon Balls, and he was is possesion of the 4-Star Ball, so they trekked out, hoping to find the other Dragon Balls, as you know he is going to show you.

'''Nina: On their travels they met some weird characters and honed his own skills. He first met Master Roshi, a rather... forward man. This was Goku's first martial arts experience, and he learned his first main ability, the Kamehameha, pretty much a giant laser beam, and he learned this in 1 try, it took Roshi centuries to finally master this damn technique.'''



Gogeta: So Goku is established early on to be a badass, and his power just grew and grew.. EVEN OVER 20 YEARS LATER HE IS STILL GAINING POWER UPS HOLY SHIT! Throughout his adventure he was given the ability to use the Solar Flare from Tien, with it a bright light is produced from his body and blinding anyone that sees it, unless their eyes are protected in one way or another.

'''Nina: Let's not jump the gun Gogeta, we still need to go over his main energy source... KI, it is the fundamental energy Goku uses, with it he can use all of the abilities he uses on a regular bases. It is what his powerful Kamehameha is made out of, but he can also use it to make either weak or strong blasts to completely decimate his enemies.'''

Gogeta: But there is far more to this, if he concentrates his KI he can use telekinesis, the ability to move objects with his mind, or even read damn minds... however he needs physical contact for that ability to work. Goku can even use his own KI to make a small shield around him, making him immune to any poison type ability. It also gives him quite a bit more durabilty than before as well.

'''Nina: One of his more badass abilities is the Dragon Fist, where he punches, but then a mighty dragon comes out of his arm and just completely decimates whatever is in its path, including a Godzilla wannabe bug man. He can upgrade it to the Super Dragon Fist, where the power is amplified many times further, however this drains Goku considerably.'''

Gogeta: But come on, we all know what we are really here for, his most formidable attack, the powerful Spirit Bomb, a giant bomb attack that draws the energy of all willing parcipitants that give it energy, getting hit by this.... yeah you will not like it in the slightest. However, he can also use the power of the Spirit Bomb and absorb it, to gain power that is downright... terrifying.

Nina: Come on, we know he can manipulate his KI in many cool ways, but we all know why we like this guy, it is his multitude of downright OP transformations, seriously he has so many that they almost don't count on my damn hand, seriously how many power ups do they think a guy needs, one transformation will suffice Toriyama!

Gogeta: The first transformation he ever got was the Oozaru form, where it boosts his power by a whopping 10X... however he doesn't have a tail so this cannot be counted. The first form he now can use is the Kaio Ken, an ability he can use to boost his stats, he can go way up to 20X, which multiplies his power by... well 20 times, however out of all of his abilities this is the most strenuous on him.

'''Nina: But we all know what we want to hear about, those gosh darn cool Super Saiyan transformations, the first one he completely mastered, he can be in this form for 10 days without feeling any negative effects. This is a transformation that goes down in legend, it increases his stats by a whopping 50 times, we don't know how people can stand up to him.'''

Gogeta: He can crank it up to the Super Saiyan 2, which increases the power of the first Super Saiyan by 2 times of that. However his best base Super Saiyan form (barring GT) is the Super Saiyan 3, where it increases the Super Saiyan 2 power by 4 times, meaning most people within his universe just cannot stand up to his power, no matter what really, he even stated in that form that he could have beaten Majin Buu.

'''Nina: However years later Toriyama still wanted to milk this series much more, so after absorbing the power of 5 different pure hearted Saiyans, he gained the power to challenge even the gods. the Super Saiyan God form, which has the most badass aura by the way, don't even fucking debate me with that ok?'''



Gogeta: Hell, this form was able to face Beerus, a being a uncontrollable power, who could theoretically have the power to destroy the Dragon Ball universe, as said by Whis when he was fighting his brother Champa. However it is good to note thay SSG is still weaker than Beerus, even with that whole 3 punch universe destryoing feat.

'''Nina: He ascended this form however with a new one, his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.... we'll just call it Super Saiyan Blue. In this form while still weaker than Beerus, he was able to defeat Golden Frieza, someone who is even stronger than his original Super Saiyan God form, and guess what? His forms do not even end there, he can use his Kaioken technique and combine it with his SSB to multiply his SSB power by 20, even surprising Beerus.'''

Gogeta: But yay, now he needs to even transcend the gods, upon going into his Spirit Bomb that forged a mini black hole, don't ask, he absorbed its power and attained a power that almost no mortals have even thought of getting, he achieved the power of.... Ultra Instinct. Alright that name is so fucking badass, how come people all call Super shit man.

Nina: In this form he is able to fight on par with even the likes of Jiren, who previously blitzed SSBX20 Goku, note that he was weaker than him at that point, however after he fought a thot in the most badass of scenes, he fought Jiren once again in this form and he did something that made every God of Destruction watching at that point, they stood up in respect.

Gogeta: Truly he has mastered the Ultra Instinct form... totally should have been Gohan Blanco. Anyway in this form he was fast enough to even blitz Jiren, and Jiren had to break his own limits to finally fight Goku... and even then his power paled in comparison. Without the need to think in battle, UI Goku defeated Jiren.... however it comes at a price, if he uses this form for too long it exausts him, and will K.O. him for the remainder of the fight... or at least until the writing says so.

Nina: There is a reason why Goku is considered the leader of the team.

Piccolo
Gogeta: The planet of Namek, a planet that is very peaceful, the people who live there are some of the nicest people ever, they are of course called Namekians (no shit) The Namekians are a peaceful race, that live solely off water so they did not need to harm the environment in order to gain some sort of sustinance.

'''Nina: However, one fateful day on the planet a famine hit, and it brought the Namekians into near extinction, however due to the elder Namek, he brought his people back up and growed their trees back up, however one child Namek left the planet, in search of a new home and waited for his people there, this Namek's name is simply... long since forgotten.'''

Gogeta: We'll just call him Piccolo, when he landed on Earth he sat in the Wastelands, and waited for his people. However they never came for him so he just left, visiting back a few times hoping in vain that his people came back, but they didn't.



'''​​​Nina: Obviously he is kinda pissed, but he kept it in, he ventured the planet until he stumbled across the lookout of Earth, where the guardian of the planet resided. He tried to become the next guardian however the guardian at the time viewed him as unfit, since inside him there was pent up anger that did not go away, and the Nameless Namekian could turn evil at any moment.'''

Gogeta: So he trained for years, in order to get rid of this evil half, which he succeeded in doing. However at a heavy price, his evil half turned into a new monster, people refer to him as the king of the demons, Demon King Piccolo. Or just Piccolo Daimao as the Japanese say, standing terrifyingly tall, he was a monster that no one could even hope to defeat.

'''Nina: City after city fell, there was nothing even the Earth army could do to defeat this unstoppable force, he made sure that the areas he attacked were devoid of life. He was unstoppable until he went into one dojo, where it was the first time that he was challenged, this happened to be the dojo where both Master Roshi and Master Shen were trained.'''

Gogeta: The people of the dojo fought valiently, unfortunately they were mostly defeated, other than two determined fighters, Shen and Roshi respectively. They managed to kill all of Piccolo's sons, however the big man came at them himself, and they were clearly no match for him so the leader of the dojo Master Mutaito fought with Piccolo... and got absolutely pub stomped.

'''Nina: After facing that embarrasment, he did not want to even face his students again, that was until he came up with a brand new technique, the Evil Containment Wave.... we'll just call it the Mafuba. With this ability the next time he faced Piccolo it did not go so well for the king of the slug people who really wasn't even the king of the slug people, they just called him a demon.'''

Gogeta: Years later however following the adventures of a kid Goku, King Piccolo got released from his prison by the idiotic Pilaf Gang... seriously you just caused the end of the earth dumbasses. Unfortunately for him however he was extremely old, and was unfit to fight so he went to Shenron and wished to be younger totally not being ripped off by Lord Slug.



'''Nina: However he made one damn mistake, he has one of his sons kill Krillin! Goku did not like that and just straight up went on a murder spree, then he fought against King Piccolo. In the end Goku was victorious however, Piccolo spat out an egg, to birth a son that has even more power than his own.'''

Gogeta: Hell this choice of a child is the main reason that the good half of Piccolo, Kami, did not die, since this son is an exact reincarnation of himself, except now fueled with the hatred of Goku, he wanted one thing, Goku dead, and they fought at the World Martial Arts tournament, and they learned one thing there. Piccolo can never defeat Goku, no matter the context.

'''Nina: After that he decided to go back to the wasteland for the sole reason of getting stronger, well he was until an alien named Raditz came down on the planet revealing that he was in fact Goku's brother. Alongside Goku, Piccolo fought the invader, with Piccolo finally avenging his father in the process, time went on and Piccolo trained Goku's son, Gohan.'''

Gogeta: Pretty much he trained Gohan after Goku died and right then and there learned something his father never learned before, friendship. It was through Gohan that Piccolo officially became a nice guy, and in one quick moment of heroism, saved his life, but costing at his own. BUT this is Dragon Ball so death has almost no consequence.

'''Nina: After that he was pretty much accepted within the Z-Fighters and became one of the most valued members of said team. He is regarded to being one of the greatest strategist in the Z-Fighters, and is usually turned to when the team needs to whip up a quick strategy, just in case things does go awry for the team, and oh so does he have the moveset for it.'''

Gogeta: Being a Namekian his body itself is a weapon, he can stretch his arms to many trees in length, so good luck escaping him, and seeing how he is a great tactitionist he can really use this to his advantage. But come on, like Goku he can generate and manipulate his KI to use many powers that are quite frankly bizarre and not good in any other circumstance.

'''Nina: His first move is the pantented Special Beam Cannon, a beam-like attack that completely drills through anyone that gets hit by it, he was able to one shot not only Goku, but Raditz his far stronger at that point brother, and killed both of them with that one attack. Now tell me, who else was able to kill not only Goku, but also a stronger person in one attack that doesn't rely on durability negation.'''



Gogeta: But let's not forget about the powerful Light Grenade, by far Piccolo's most destructive ability, with it at by far not even his full power, he treated as if an island was as simple as an ant. Unfortunately he did not have the power to crush said ant er... cicada thing. As he got one shot by Cell, a walking talking bug man... yeah ok.

'''Nina: However what may be his most versatily attack is the Hellzone Grenade..... why does he have so many grenade attacks I will never know. However this attack is used to trick up his opponents, because he just plants ki blasts like mines everywhere. When ready he surrounds his enemy and blows them up crushing his opponents, too bad this attack seems to never work.'''

Gogeta: Unlike a lot of his KI using friends Piccolo seems to be able to have more control over his KI than them. When he was able to fire a beam directly out of his mouth.... god that must taste bad. He can also clone himself to keep pressure on his opponent, unfortunately it doesn't help Piccolo's case when the clones power's is divided on how many clones there, like if there are 4 clones, then each would have a 4th the power of Piccolo.

'''Nina: Being a Namekian however Piccolo has one more ability down his sleeve, if he were to take minor damage such as y'know... GETTING HIS FUCKING ARM RIPPED OFF! He can just regenerate it back when he wants to, hell he is such a badass that he just rips his damn arm off because he really isn't smart I guess?'''

Gogeta: Being the best tactician on this team, he will need to lead his team to victory when fighting the odds of the Justice League, I mean he may just have the smarts for it since him and Gohan were the two smartest fighters in universe 7 in the fight against all of the other universes.

Vegeta
Gogeta: We are gonna repeat the same shit with Frieza again aren't we, how he was a borderline slave to him, worked under him, and eventually tried to fight him on the simple planet known as Namek but just ended up dead in the process because Vegeta is the fucking worst? Yes... yes we are. Well yeah what I said was pretty much the abridged version of his backstory.

'''Nina: I mean there is more to the Prince that should be King of the Saiyans than meets the eye, ever since a kid he was proven to be comepletely overpowered, I mean he was already stronger than his father, the King of all Saiyans... also named Vegeta. Wait then why the fuck is Vegeta not called Vegeta Jr. oh yeah that is already a character according to Dragon Ball GT.'''

Gogeta: Inconsistent plots aside, yes it is true Vegeta was born a badass, I mean the guy casually trains with multiple Saibamen, whom all of which are equal to fucking Raditz, you know that one guy that shitstomped both Piccolo and Goku in their first fight? Yeah him. Did I really just praise fucking Raditz of all people in this damn fight? Where the Z-Fighters are going to fight the Justice League?



'''Nina: I mean it's your choice to actually praise the useless character. Well like we said Frieza decided to make Namek go bye on the grounds that he was a little scared of the possibility of the birth of the Super Saiyan, the most powerful warrior in the universe... until the Gods gets introduced and other forms so the Super Saiyan form really isn't anything to special anymore.'''

Gogeta: Vegeta grew up however not even knowing that Vegeta is the one that destroyed planet Vegeta was Frieza, he was told even as a child that a meteor blew up so... fuck you Frieza? Well he lived as pretty much a slave doing all of the tyrant's dirty work, destroying planets and such, he eventually got fed up with it and with his remaining Saiyan buddies, they decided to plan a coup that would end Frieza's reign.

'''Nina: Unfortunately they didn't factor in that the planet they wanted to get the Dragon Balls, that there would be a bunch of plot that prevented them from getting it. Whether or not they could have actually won, spoiler alert they could have, they killed Piccolo, which pretty much prevented Vegeta from reaching the immortality he desired so much, so he pretty much left the planet with his pride hurt more than anything else.'''

Gogeta: Then he found out there was a planet with the creators of those dragon balls called Namek. So he said fuck it! He went there not knowing that Frieza was stationed there as well, so unfortunately for our favorite Saiyan he got penetrated and just died. Then he found himself on Earth and with nowhere else to go.... yeah he just decided to stay without a second thought.

'''Nina: Eventually he got hitched to Bulma and had to childred, the rest is history. But what got Vegeta through this entire story? What could possibly drive Vegeta to get stronger and stronger? Well the only reason he is so powerful right now is his jealosy of Goku! Also that he's a Saiyan but let's forget about that, that is not important to the matter at hand.'''

Gogeta: As with all Dragon Ball badasses he is actually a really good hand to hand fighter, I mean Saiyans from birth are made to be badasses, seeing how they are trained from birth it is obvious that he would grow up to be the biggest badass. I mean his skill is equal to Goku so take that as you will for how awesome Vegeta is. Vegeta however can do much more than simply punch and kick however.

'''Nina: Preach it, with KI like the two before him he can do all manners of cool shit, one of his favorite things to do is blindly shoot KI blasts in the hopes that one of them will hit their target... ok maybe some of these really aren't cool persay, but just damn go with it badasses don't need to have logic in their attacks, only wins.'''

Gogeta: However can de more than blindly shoot out blasts, I mean he owns the Galick Gun, his trademark move. It's a giant purple beam that leaves even planets to duts in his track, note during the Saiyan Saga it is debatable whether or not Vegeta could destroy the Earth, however that is irrelevent seeing how at the moment he is stronger than Frieza, a being that could destroy a planet without even trying.

'''Nina: There is also the Big Bang Attack, an attack no that isn't actually the fucking Big Bang that created the universe if you believe that or not. No it is a giant ball of death that if you get caught in it the chances of your survival are well... I think Sebastian from Yugioh says it perfectly.'''

Sebastian: I'd say their chances are 1/50 no, 1/500.



Gogeta: Boo you suck! Seriously a fucking Yugioh GX reference, what the fuck is next, me spouting out raps while dancing with a damn chimpanzee? Christ Vegeta even copied Krillin's, we'll get to him, destructo disc, where he throws a razor sharp KI blast where if it hits you it has the possiblity to even cut you in half, I mean Krillin could cut Frieza with this move, and probably cut his pride more than his tail.

'''Nina: However in terms of sheer destruction by far Vegeta's best attack is the Final Flash, a giant golden beam that pretty much makes everything in it's path unalive. I mean it even was able to harm Perfect Cell, a person who took a full powered punch from Vegeta and did not even make him flinch, however with this beam he completely destroyed half of his body.'''

Gogeta: Also being a Saiyan guess what? Vegeta can turn into a Super Saiyan, it's almost like a Super Saiyan bargain sale, like said before the standard Super Saiyan is a form that increases the power of the user in all physical stats by a 50X multiplier, meaning he can move 50 times faster, punch 50 times harder, and all that jazz that is quite obvious if you think abou it.

Nina: He can power up the Super Saiyan form up to the second tier of Super Saiyan, which multiplies the power of the original Super Saiyan by 2X, meaning it actually is a 100X multiplier of his base form, giving him just so much more damn power than you would think, he COULD buff up his body to reach similar power to the Super Saiyan 2, however it is way too unreliable of a form to use in standard combat, something that his dumb son Trunks just did not know.

Gogeta: This man just skips Super Saiyan 3, I guess he just really wants damn eyebrows and skips it, however when he trained with Whis, pretty much the butler to Beerus, the God of Destruction. He gained the ability to use Divine KI, and guess what? Like Goku he learned the ability to go Super Saiyan God, which he promptly doesn't use for the better Super Saiyan Blue form, whose multiplier is too ludicrous to say.

'''Nina: In this form he can't be sensed by normal KI sensers since Divine KI wants to be special, yeah it can fuck off. Did Krillin gain Divine KI, he was able to at least keep up with the Jiren vs Goku fight, unless Jiren has normal KI but that wouldn't make sense cuz he could sense Goku but... maybe Dragon Ball is just an inconsistent series with no rules.'''

Gogeta: Vegeta like Goku achieved a new form in the Tournament of power, it is called Super Saiyan Blue Evolution, however for funsies I'm gonna call it the Super Saiyan Bluer. In this form he is able to actually defeat Toppo, who had the power of a God of Destruction, also he did better than Goku in his fight against Jiren... however not even him was able to beat Jiren so easily.



'''Nina: Although seeming like an unbeatable God... he makes you want to think that he is. That means his arrogance is unparralelled in the show, literally he thinks he is the strongest even though he gets foderized by all the main villains, Frieza, Cell, Buu, Goku Black, and Jiren were all able to lay the smack down on him until Goku comes around and wins the day.'''

Gogeta: Also compared to a lot of the other Z-Fighters Vegeta isn't too smart, I mean he is clever, but under a comparison he really isn't too bright. However other than that, Vegeta has proven time and time again to be the second strongest member of this team, even being stronger than the SSBX20 version of Goku.

Gohan
Gogeta:We all remember Goku right? You know the leader of the Z-Fighters, the strongest member right? Man who got sent from planet Vegeta to kill people on Earth yeah him, well did you know that he had a wife? Yeah it is actually hard to believe that he could actually hold a relation for longer than 1 minute for his compulsive annoyingness and how he really is not a good person to hang around with.

'''Nina: And guess what, Chichi and Goku just boned, IDK how the fuck they could produce a damn offspring, seeing how they are two completely different species but whatever, I guess since Toriyama wills it or whatever. They decided to name their kid after Goku's adoptive father, good ol' Grandpa Gohan, you know that one dude that Goku accidentaly caused the death of because he's a giant monkey.'''



Gogeta: This kid Gohan grew up for 4 years and had quite the normal childhood, kinda being taught some things but overall being a blissful kid, he cried a lot but overall it was normal, or at least as normal being the kid as the strongest man in the world, the strength to knock down trees with one punch at that point in the series, so everything seemed like it would be good for the young Saiyan.

'''Nina: However on a visit to Goku's old friends something quite... traumatizing happened, he was kidnapped by his damn uncle, thank god he isn't that creepy uncle that no one trusts... because he is dead now. The only way Gohan would have been released is one simple way, Goku would have had to bring 100 dead human bodies and show it to him.'''

Gogeta: Obviously not wanting to do that, Goku teamed up with Piccolo before he saved Gohan and they fought his brother, where they won... however at the price of Goku's life. Don't worry it's Dragon Ball, death means jack shit. It however does mean that Piccolo can just yoink the small child and train him because he learned that two other Saiyans, with power completely destroying Raditz's are coming.

'''Nina: So trained they did, for an entire year and Gohan learned a lot about himself, like he could turn into a giant fucking monkey and rek a lot of shit. However there was one other thing that was learned that day, which would change the little kid's life path for the best forever, it was learned that Gohan's potential was far greater than his father's... before gods were invented.'''

Gogeta: I mean he learned all sorts of cool moves while training with the big green alien, such as his patented Masenko attack, pretty much his version of the Kamehameha or the Galick Gun, it is a yellow beam where it does damage to anyone that gets hit by it, like I said, it's just a beam don't expect any big reasoning on why all these borderline same attacks have different names.

'''Nina: He will not start to discover his latent power until he went to Namek, because it is just a giant fucking party and every monkey is invited. When a giant green man touched him he pulled things out of Gohan's body he did not even know he had, sorry I fucking had to. He started to release his hidden power, however he is still a long way from reaching that ultimate power.'''



Gogeta: I mean he got his neck damn snapped by a giant dude with red hair, yeah that will help bring out all of your potential. After Namek however the androids attacked and kind of fucked shit up, you know who was the front to combat these mechanical menases, you guessed it, good ol' Gohan, hell he is the one whomst've trained Trunks, the man who saved the future kind of.

Nina: Back to our timeline after training with his father in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber he learned the patented Kamehameha, where literally everyone seems to know these days, he also learned how to use the ability of the Super Saiyan, ok who the fuck can't use this ability to be honest, next fucking Yamcha will turn into a damn Super Saiyan just fucking watch.

Gogeta: Anyway there was one more big discovery in that chamber, the fact that Gohan was the first person to supercede the limits and turn into another form, the ever so useless Super Saiyan 2, that one form that all Saiyans are able to use now and really just is not that special anymore in the giant grand scheme of things, for the time it was OP, giving one of the best fights in the series.

'''Nina: Poor Cell man, he was the perfect lifeform that pretty much lied since he fuckin died but y'know, to him he was flawless so to each their own I guess. Anyway any good fighter would keep up their training to get better, however like most crossfitters, Gohan ended up being a manlet of a person, thanks school, making pussies out of the most badass of men.'''

Gogeta: I mean he retained his badassness after the monster known as Majin Buu came out of his shell and kind of destroyed the stability of the planet. So the only way to combat that Gohan had to sit in front of an old dude that danced around sometimes or just read straight up porn because he was just a reskin of Master Roshi, look into it and you will know it to be true.

'''Nina: After that he finally reached his full power. His ultimate form, a form where not even turning into a Super Saiyan will change anything, this power was enough to destroy Majin Buu in his Super Buu form, a form where it is much more powerful than his own pure form, I mean it is like double it's own power, so of course this form will be much more powerful than the original.'''

Gogeta: In this form he must have some awesome abilities, he does like perfecting the Kamehamehe into learning the ever so powerful Electric Kamehameha, it is what it says, a Kamehameha that is just more powerful, he used this move to destroy Majin Buu's egg right before he got hatched and released, why the fuck did you do that you dumbass.

Nina: He also got a buff to his patented Masenko, he can now fire it to have a much shorter range however at the added benefit of being many times more powerful, there's also the double Masenko, where it is exactly what it sounds life, to cover his sides he fires two Masenko's to both his sides leaving no stone unturned with his bright mind.



Gogeta: The Soaring Dragon Strike is a bit uppercut that brings his enemies up, then smashes them down to the ground with one more gigantic punch. The Ultimate Knuckle is a giant punch that has the intention to stun the enemy, also the Burst Rush is his go to attack where he unleashes hell to anyone that gets hit by it, with a barrage of punches and kicks where no enemy will get out of it unscathed.

Nina: Thanks to his training with the big green man, he learned the ability to use his Special Beam Cannon, an ability as said before is capable of drilling through your enemies with relative ease, however like before it is better with the longer charge, a weak Special Beam Cannon really is not really going to do anything, may cause a little hole but nothing serious.

Gogeta: With his KI shield he can repel any attack, even if the attack is from Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan, god what a badass, I guess when you can perform the Ultra Kamehameha, the one he did against Cell, then yeah you are a complete badass, however the Ultra Kamehameha is the last of his power, performing it pretty much makes it so he can not just spam it as the video games tell you.

'''Nina: If in a bind he can release small and weak KI blasts from out his body to distract and slightly harm his foes. Also if in a bind he can just simply explode himself, we forgot to add this to Vegeta's section so sorry him, but releasing all of his power he is able to kill himself in the process, however the incoming explosion makes pretty much any enemy die in the process, unless you can regenerate then poor Gohan.'''

Gogeta: Gohan is considered by many to be one of the brightest minds in his team, hell he was chosen to be the main stratagist for team Universe 7, in a tournament that legit decided the fate for his entire universe, so yeah he should be pretty damn smart, however he is prone to anger outbursts and if you kill his friends in front of them, he can go into a giant frenzy.

Nina: But come on, this man deserves the title of one of the strongest Z-Fighers.

Trunks
Gogeta: We already said the backstory of Vegeta right, the born badass that fought Frieza but completely got his shit kicked in and decided to adapt to Earth's lifestyle and the reast is history. Well when we said that he got hitched to a human woman named Bulma and had an offspring, well the one we are talking about now in this analysis is that offspring, a little boy that goes by the name of Trunks.

Nina: Ever since being a kid, it was obvious that Trunks just did not have a good life, seeing how when he still wore diapers Goku died of a heart virus, thus the strongest man on the planet perished, so the planet just was not as protected as well anymore, since the strongest man there at the time was the big green man that we've all come to love.

Gogeta: Then the evil scientist that goes by the name of Dr. Gero, he was the original leader of the Red Ribbon Army by the way, made two weapons of mass destruction, and they look like teenagers, I mean if we go off the My Life as a Teenage Robot logic, then these android menaces are just completely overpowered, am I right well of course I am damn right!



Gogeta: So Trunks did not actually grow up in a good world, seeing how there are pretty much no people to guide him through his life, except for his own mother that created an underground bunker to shield herself and a few others from the Androids, thank goodness that they cannot sense energy so they cannot actually find the bunker.

Gogeta: There was one more person that had a giant impact on little Trunks' life, the man that is simply known as Gohan, the son of Goku. He was a mentor and obviously took a lot of inspiration from Piccolo, seeing how was very rough on Trunks, making him angry and consistently saying that his family is dead, for one good reason, to turn into what else? The legendary Super Saiyan.

'''Nina: Unfortunately Trunks just could not get angry, I mean he really did not have any reason to seeing how he never really met the other Z-Fighers and if he did it was when he was very small and feeble, unable to actually come up with thought and gain any sort of emotional attachment to the fighters that died by the Androids. Well sucks for him.'''

Gogeta: Note that we say Gohan in the past tense, well that is because Gohan straight up died against the Androids, hey it is his only death without the cause of the destruction of the planet. That kind of made Trunks a little peeved, peeved enough to focus all his rage and let it all go, turning into a Super Saiyan, finally being a match for the Androids.... ok no he still got his ass kicked.

'''Nina: So fighting them was out of the question so he did the second best option, going back into the past Samurai Jack style and warning the Z-Fighters about the arrival of the Cyborg menases. Upon doing this however he saw Frieza and decided to show that he was still powerful, by literally cutting him to pieces and blowing him to bits. Then going ahead and murdering his father cuz badasses don't have rules.'''

Gogeta: Trunks proved that he is a badass through and through in this arc, I mean he does have the moveset to do it. First of all like all characters he possesses the ability to manipulate and use his KI as a weapon, like small little blasts all the way up to giant beams that can destroy planets with ease, huh that just seems to be a running theme with this team now is it?

Nina: His trademark move is the Burning Attack, this attack he just swish swashes his arms all around thinking he is a Naruto character (even though he predates them) and fires a golden blast with nearly all of his might, this attack even strikes fear into the heart of Frieza, because he is the one that actually has slain Frieza.

Gogeta: The Finish Buster is yet another golden ball that decimates enemies in its wake. While it takes longer charge up the Finish Buster it overall will pack more of a punch than the Burning Attack, so if you do end up getting hit by this, you will not get out of it unscathed.

'''Nina: Remember when this guy killed Frieza, well the attack he used to finish him off actually does have a name and it isn't just a cool way to hack and slash your enemies, it is called the Shining Slash, he focusus his KI into his sword and well does just hack and slash at his enemy... well I guess there is also the fact he blasts them at the end but we don't talk about that.'''



Gogeta: Like his father he seems to like firing off KI blasts as if it was a water balloon being thrown at a kid that you just really don't care about. Ell he can even create energy bea out his sword because I guess all anime swordsmen can do that. When you think about it however he really isn't a swordsmen, he doesn't really use his sword too much in combat.

'''Nina: Like all the damn Saiyan's of course he can transform into the legendary Super Saiyan, that form that is supposed to be so special, the form that a Saiyan every 1000 years would turn into it. So yeah a Super Saiyan he is, at least we did get a badass scene with him cutting Frieza to pieces then killing Frieza's father in just cold blood, totally should have taken that offer to be the right hand man to Cold.'''

Gogeta: However he unlocked a form that increased his strength by many times, even being stronger than the monster Cell. He increases his muscles to just an ungodly size, like what the fuck? Who thought this was a good design for a form for one of the main damn characters, however this form sucks, his speed is lowered by way too much for this form to be viable?

'''​N'ina: Thank God he unlocked the Super Saiyan 2 form, with it he was able to take out even Dabura, the king of the demon realm.... Wait then why is King Piccolo also called Demon King Piccolo? Great writing over there Akira Toriyama, totally didn't drop the ball on that one.'''

​​​​​​Gogeta: Like the overpowered Saiyan's however he achieved the Super Saiyan God form.... at least kind of, he kinda gets really mad that his timeline is being attacked again and kinda gets the power of a Super Saiyan God, this is called Super Saiyan Rage, he was able to fend off both Goku Black and Zamasu at the same time, so damn good  for him, he was able to save his future with the power plot armor.

Nina: I mean with his most powerful ability, which is appropriately titled the Sword of Hope, he literally sucks up all the hope of his companions around him like the Spirit Bomb, with it he was able to cut a Merged Zamasu from the dick, right up through his brain almost killing him, then he turned into a universe and that is another thing that really should not be ventured into.



Gogeta: However the offspring of Vegeta is nowhere near perfect, first of all he really isn't that good of a martial artist, since his only training was from Gohan however Gohan himself was barely even taught Martial Arts in the first place, only by Piccolo but that was when he was a young child where he more than likely did not take in as much info as he should have.

'''Nina: Also remember, his strongest form is literally called Super Saiyan Rage, in this form while he gets a giant power boost, to the point of plot armor, he can go into a berserk mode where he cannot think clearly, a clever opponent could say get him into a situation that he may not be able to get out of when it comes down to it, it could lead to his loss. '''

Gogeta: Whatever, who cares about a little carelessness when you are as powerful as Trunks?

Krillin
Gogeta: When it comes to the Z-fightsrs, there is no shortage when it comes to fighters whose power is just quite frankly insane, however when the phrase "a human !iving in a God's world" is said, there is no fighter that it explains better than the small bald man that goes by the name of Krillin, poor man, he does not even have a nose, feels bad man y'know?

'''Nina: But before he became the best friend of Goku, he was simply a child that was a monk to the Orin Temple, where he started fighting at the age of 4, and has been training since then... unfortunately for the little bald boy however he really was not too good at it, and was frequently insulted because he just sucks, because y'know, 4 year olds can fight flawlessly.'''



Gogeta: So Krillin got sick of it, he decided to head to the one person that would make him overpowered, or at least stronger than his family. The man named Master Roshi, or Muten Roshi depending on where you live. He has heard of the martial artist and wanted to train under him, however Roshi doesn't let just anyone train under him, unless you hand him porn like Krillin did.

'''Nina: If you remember from our analysis from before you would know that Master Roshi is the one that taught Goku to be a complete badass. However Krillin did not like Goku at first, he thoight his carefree nature was insufferable, so he decided to play dirty whenever they had a challenge together, however Goku always seemed to be one step ahead of him at every turn.'''

Gogeta: Eventually however Krillin realized being a dick to Goku just would not help out in the long run, so he decides to be a decent person and be best friends with the Earth-Raised Saiyan. Many wacky antics insued with the human and Saiyan combo, and Krillin learned many attacks along the way, all coming from the ability to use KI, like all of the other Z-Fighters.

'''Nina: Seriously does anyone have any originality in this series, they all just use the same source of energy for all their power, and their attacks aren't even different either, I mean come on Krillin, you can do better than that! I expected so much from this little bald dude who now thinking about it reminds me a lot of Saitama from One Punch Man but that's a debate for another day.'''

Gogeta: Being trained under Master Roshi, he perfected the Kamehameha wave, a big blue beam that makes things go die. Give Krillin one thing however he learned it before that attack became more common than a Smash Player getting salty over someone actually using items in the game because y'know, people can't play a game how they want to.

'''Nina: Um you do know that is completely irrelevant to the situation at hand.... whatever it doesn't matter. Krillin and Goku became best buds and were in every single Tenkaichi Budokai since they met, and it always happened that Krillin just seemed to lose, no matter what, poor man he just wanted to be happy but there is no happiness to be had with him.'''

Gogeta: I mean you gotta remember he is still a master at martial arts, don't forget about that, being trained at such a young age and pretty much training non-stop for the following decades. Ok maybe not nonstop but what are ya gonna do, Krillin does have the moveset to prove that he isn't just a weakling that should be shoved off to the side of obscurity, maybe he is but whatever.



'''Nina: I mean like we have said he can use the Destructo Disc, he is the one that invented it probably not because Frieza has used it and he is most likely the one that has used it first. Anyway the Destructo Disc is a pretty damn powerful move, it can cut up enemies that are just far more powerful than Krillin himself, it is said that it would've sliced the Saiyan Nappa in half, someone who was at least 3 times stronger than the poor human.'''

Gogeta: I mean the attack isn't perfect, if the enemy is too much stronger it really would not have a big effect on people that are just so much stronger, like the time he tried to hit Perfect Cell with it and it kinda just bounced off him like it were nothing, poor Krillin really, even when it seems like he finally has the edge in a fight he just does not at all.

'''Nina: Other than the Destructo Disc he knows the Double Tsuk..Tus..Tsukish..... a double energy beam that comes from his hands that go high up into the air and crash down against his enemies and deal a lot of damage, he used this and killed a bunch of Saibamen, who were each at the minimum as strong as Raditz at the time..... ok maybe the feat is not that good.'''

Gogeta: Lucky for this little person however, his life wasn't all crap, I mean he did someone get to bang Android 18, how I have no idea, we just accept it, but I'm putting my foot, down, what the hell does 18 see in Krillin that isn't seen in anyone else, what the fuck does he have that they don't... I don't.... please help me I am extremely lonely please someone just love me ;(.

'''Nina: Aww I'll hug you after this battle is finished (if the aftermath doesn't kill up however) but yeah, he did somehow make a kid named Maron with her, but whatever, I'm happy for him. He really did find someone that loves him and is willing to spend the rest of her life with, even if he may have some "shortcomings" that I really don't want to think about.'''

Gogeta: However at least this little waifu stealing pile of shit is a coward, and knows the move Solar Flare to aid him in battle, he points in a direction and fires off a bright light that blinds any target that is in front of him, however if you just I don't know, close your eyes than what is it going to do? Literally nothing that's what, seriously this attack can be really useless if the enemy is compotent.

Nina: Oh come on it isn't that bad, it is great for catching his own enemies off guard, like the time he used this attack against Cell, y'know that giant bug man that very much eclipses him in power, even when he was in his first form, with this ability he was able to get away from Cell, however that didn't matter much since Cell knows that move as well.

Gogeta: Remember his Destructo Disc move, well even when he was less powerful than a Ginyu Force member by a significant margain, he still was able to chop off Frieza's tail like it were nothing, y'know that one guy that was easily able to stomp out Vegeta, who at that point was able to completely STOMP a Ginyu Force member, yeah this attack isn't something to just scoff.



'''Nina: But like you could probably assume Krillin is a damn coward, like to the point of running away from Nappa. FUCKING NAPPA, you know that Saiyan that was irrelevant in terms of power since the end of the fucking Saiyan Saga, and this was in damn Dragon Ball Super, you know, when he was at the very minimum as strong as First Form Frieza.'''

Gogeta: How does 18 like this midget, if he runs away from Nappa then he must be a damn shitty person in bed right? Like really fuck this waifu stealing piece of shit, well I guess if he is the best friend of Goku his kindness really does prevail, just hope he can keep his head in the fight because if it doesn't it will end like how he ended up in the ToP, with a third-rate villain knocking him out.

Yamcha
Gogeta: When you think of the word pathetic and you think of things that are just pointless and should not exist you automatically think of Yamcha, don't even try to sugar coat it, Yamcha is useless and if you try your best to say otherwise you are wrong, Yamcha is useless and don't even argue it, I mean that is what I'm led to believe it is hard to tell nowadays.

'''Nina: HA! Yamcha being useless my ass, you see this guy, he is a complete badass just look at that damn flowing hair. So damn majestic, how can you look at this guy and laugh, just cuz the only girl he was with lef him with the person who caused his death, being a pro baseball player than seeminglingly does nothing with the money, and living alone with a cat... okay maybe laugh a little.'''

Gogeta: I mean before all of this happened Yamcha was simply a bandit, a bandit that stole from anyone that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I guess when you are as strong as him at the time you can find them time to steal from people, and with his best friend Puar a shape shifting cat that can turn into anything then yeah, you would be a pretty good thief.



'''Nina: He was on a winning streak, being feared as Yamcha the Desert Bandit, then he met a little boy with a tail with super strength, that boy's name was of course Goku. In true Dragon Ball fashion they of course when up and battled, both of them threw up their arms and clashed in a simple 1 on 1 fight to see who would win in this honestly great fight.'''

Gogeta: Surprisingly Yamcha won the fight! WAIT YAMCHA DEFEATED GOKU AT A TIME, THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE... TORIYAMA... IM PROUD OF YOU! GIVING YAMCHA SOME SORT OF SPOTLIGHT! Oh wait... Goku was hungry and not actually at his full strength, and if he was he would have beaten Yamcha, well I guess the spotlight was short lived and it is a big spiral downward from here.

'''Nina: I mean he would've probs killed Goku if it weren't for a certain blue haired woman that held an impass for him, you see..... Yamcha is deathly afraid of women, especially ones he finds to be of... fitting looks he instantly flusters up and he does not know what to do other than retreat far away instead of owning up to his fear... jesus laugh at him, he is a complete joke.'''

Gogeta: I mean when your wish to the dragon balls, wish granting balls that let you grant mostly any wish, you would think he would want riches, power, something of that sort... no he just wants to aliviate his fear of girls. Yeah there is a time when you just need to reavaluate your life goals there Yamcha, how about you just use Puar, I mean Roshi used Puar and he is all fine now... poor Puar by the way.

'''Nina: Alright lets get something straight. It isn't that Yamcha is weak, hell if we don't compare him to the other Z-Fighters then you find that he still is a pretty damn fucking strong guy, we are talking about someone who manged to pimp smack Goku through stone pillars like they were his sandbox... get it.. it's a sand pun, fucking laugh!'''

Gogeta: Afterwards he learned to hone is own KI... KI fucking KI AGAIN!! JESUS FOR A POPULAR SERIES THEY REALLY LIKE TO REUSE A LOT DON'T THEY... Gog don't let it get to you, you still have 13 fucking bios after this... anyway yeah he honed his KI to perfection and learned to use a lot of moves and when we go over this please repeat after me because it is all the same shit.

'''Nina: If I were to take a guess, due to your anger and due to your face when writing this, I can say that Yamcha learned how to use KI Blasts, and due to your face now I am right HAHA! What about energy beams, yup he can do that I can assume, thank you patience and anger, it really helps me find out what people feel like at some times.'''



Gogeta: He also learned how to use the Kamehameha wave, who would've guessed, the attack that everyone seems to know how to use, the blue wave that isn't special other than it being blue... *sighs* I'm calm now, just getting real sick of these people just having samey attacks, a little variety would go a long way Toriyama, eh, if it ain't broke don't fix it I guess.

Nina: He has his own moves, I mean he perfected his own Wolf Fang Fist, which is just a single punch combo when you think about it, it is his signature move so let him be I guess, he did get one really cool training sequence with this attack however, so that is what we should care about, not that it is just punching, but that it is a really cool string of punches.

Gogeta: He takes in his own power with the wolves, and charges it up in a combo, or just uses it for a single punch, with the full power of the Wolf Fang Fist before he became a force to reckon with, he was easily able to smash apart a boulder like it were make of something weak, like Paper Machet... or Raditz... Sorry I had to go there, you can now assault me if you want.

'''Nina: No one is going to assault you... maybe they will haha..... *glares at Gogeta* Anyway yeah, other than the Wolf Wanf Fist Yamcha's best attack is surprisingly a pretty good attack when put into paper, the Sprit Ball attack, a golden ball of energy that Yamcha can throw out to deal a surprisingly amount of damage if he manages to hit you with this attack.'''

Gogeta: How reassuring, please don't kill me... Anyway not only is this a powerful attack, even powerful enough to destroy buildings with ease, but he can remotely control this much better than one could control the direction of their own KI Blasts,  it is completely one to one motion controlled, HA! YAMCHA DEFEATED THE WII, TAKE THAT NINTENDO GET FUCKED!

'''Nina: You seem way too excited to bitch about the Wii... well you do you I guess, I have no qualms against it. That aside Yamcha has shown some impressive ass feats for being the so called dead weight of the team, he managed to dodge point blank machine gun fire with ease, when his leg was fucking injured when Tien literally broke it!'''

Gogeta: I mean Yamcha is pretty damn strong as well, he was able to destroy part of a building just by punching the air hard enough, huh... maybe this guy really isn't the pathetic shitwad that everyone makes him out to be... oh wait, we are now at his faults aren't we.... well shiet! And here I thought we were gonna end this section off with a positive note, I guess not huh?

'''Nina: Nope! Yamcha is afraid of women, he is literally afraid of women, he would've actually killed Goku if it weren't for this weakness, he saw Bulma and just ran away... HOW PATHETIC IS THAT XD. Not only that, Yamcha is a person that does not like to fight all too much, even if his power most definitely exceeds that of Master Roshi by a longshot, he just does not like getting into fights.'''

Gogeta: Given they chose Master Roshi over Yamcha because Master Roshi is the superior fighter and has moves that Yamcha cannot do, such as the Mafuba, however this isn't about Master Roshi so we'll just leave it at the team would rather have Muten Roshi over this pathetic man, poor Yamcha man, however unlike Krillin Yamcha kinda deserves what comes to him.



'''Nina: He... *snickers* died to a damn Saibamen, you know, that monster that was as strong as Raditz, someone that was irrelevant in terms of power half way through the Saiyan Saga? That Raditz. Given Yamcha was winning for most of the fight and it was only his own cockyness that was his undoing, but it's still to fun to laugh at him at that thought.'''

Gogeta: We can laugh at him all we want, but when it comes down to it, Yamcha is still just really.... much stronger than all humans combined perhaps.

Tien
Gogeta: There are many mysteries that revolve around the human race, what exactly are we, where did we come from, are we alone, there are many questions that are asked but honestly we will most likely never get an exact answer to. My question is, how the fuck is Tien a damn human!? I mean have you seen this triclops, goddamn that shit does not look naural at all.

Nina: Honestly not much is even known of Tien's backstory, we know he is a decendant of the Three Eyed people that were his ancestors, but really, that is all we know of him, it is even debatable whether or not Tien is even a human, as in interviews people have stated he was not an Earthling, but we aren't about to get into that because it really is not that important.

Gogeta: What is important is the fact that Tien at a young age trained under Master Shen, who happened to be Master Roshi's colleague at the time, and he became quite the swell fighter when it came to fighting, already passing Yamcha in terms of power, as shown when he brutally broke his leg, and yes at that point Yamcha was pretty damn strong, don't think he wasn't.



'''Nina: I mean that fight was amazing! Yamcha vs Tien in my opinion is still one of the greatest fights in Dragon Ball history, I mean the fight was great, and really showed how great of a fighter Tien really was, cuz yknow he found Yamcha, a man who was right there trained by Master Roshi, as shown by his Gi and shown by the fact that he knew the Kamehameha.'''

Gogeta: He was on the road to become one of the greatest assassins in the world, even surpassing his idol in Mercenary Tao, however before he could go on this bloodlusted path, he found like a soon to be new master in Master Roshi, who would teach him that being a psychopathic murderer is not a good way to live life and he needs to live as if his friends were ahead of him in importance.

Nina: He has the skillset to prove his use to the Z-Fighters, because like all of them he can control his KI to do all sorts of crazy moves, like all of the other Z-Fighters apparently, he can of course perform the Kamehameha, due to his training with Master Shen he is able to do this move with ease, since of course Shen and Roshi were colleagues at one point.

Gogeta: His most basic move is a simple attack that goes by the name of the Dodonpa, or the Dodon Ray depending on what kind of dub that you are watching, this attack was originally used by the man that Tien looked up to Mercenary Tao, and he just kind of copied him, yeah not really a good idea seeing how the Dondompa is a really bad move when you think about it.

'''Nina: However he has more than just those two moves, he made up his own attack called the Tri Beam, or the Ki Blast Cannon depending on what you look at again. This attack is one of Tien's most powerful as it can blow away enemies that are far more powerful than himself, such as the time when he pushed back Semi Perfect Cell, the Cell that was far stronger than Piccolo.'''

Gogeta: The Tri Beam is a risky move though, used in the wrong way and it can bite him in the ass big time, it takes up so much energy so quickly it could actually kill Tien, hell it actually has killed Tien in the past when trying to kill.. Nappa, are the human Z-Fighters just the characters that get fodderize by C-tier villains, seriously we gotta give them more screen time.

Nina: You see that third eye that Tien has, no he did not get it from watching Rick and Morty, he got it from deep meditation from some sources, some sources say he got it from when he was born, whatever you want to say, all we know is that it actually does really help him in a fight, as it makes him more unique than most of the other Z-Fighters to Gogeta's glee.

Gogeta: I am very gleeful of this third eye, it is my favorite thing about him, I mean when you can shoot lasers out of this eye like some sort of reference I cannot think of at this very moment, this laser can either be a big beam that destroys everything in its wake, or a tiny beam that is more used for cutting down big enemies with one fell swoop with little no to counter.



Nina: Not to mention this third eye can even make it so objects far away are magnetized to him, this is used the most when he is using the Tri Beam to get an ensured hit on his target because he does not want to use the Tri Beam and miss it, since that would literally shorten his  life span for pretty much no apparent reason, like when he did it against Nappa.

Gogeta: He also knows the Multi-Form technique, a move that lets Tien split himself up into many different forms of himself and make a 1v1 into a 2v1 or even a 3v1, however this move divides his power up from all of the clones, so he actually isn't truly splitting himself up and more or less making it so the enemy has to face more than one opponent.

'''Nina: Kind of an offshoot of his multi form technique, Tien can perform the Four Witches Technique, god I love the ability names that this guy has. Anyway this attack lets Tien grow 2 more arms so he can fight better than he was before, he used this attack against Goku in their fight in the 23rd Tenkachi Budokai tournament, where Tien dominated him for most of the fight.'''

Gogeta: However we are forgetting maybe Tien's most powerful move, a move that makes all of his other moves seem like child's play in comparison, the motherfucking Volleyball fist! Yo get out the fucking air horns right over here cuz Tien is playing fucking volleyball with your skull, he hits you up and spikes you with all of his might, surprisingly stronger than what you'd think it would be.

Nina: Speaking of Goku, like we said he actually managed to hold his own against the young Saiyan not once, but actually twice, both just happened to be in Tournaments however, so Goku may have not been giving it his full 100 percent power when he fought him similar to Yamcha, however this is something we cannot scoff at.

Gogeta: He also managed to defeat Cyborg Tao, a stronger version of the person he looked up to. Cyborg Tao scanned Tien and literally could not find a weak spot in his form, and Tao is a master at pointing out one's weak spot, being an assassin and all. Also being a Cyborg he could scan Tien, however once again there was no weak spot present anywhere on Tien, and Tien literally handed him his own ass.

'''Nina: Jesus Tien is such a badass when you think about it, it's a shame that Toriyama just gives him the shaft in the Tournament of Power. Seriously he just self destructs himself to take down an irrelavent bad guy, come on Toriyama who are you trying to push out? I mean at least the MVP (We'll get to him later) got a little more screentime, like a lot of screen time.'''



Gogeta: Tien however has one more trick up his sleeve, the Solar Flare from which he actually invented this attack, it is yet another attack that Goku stole from his friends, seriously someone really has to stop that menace from plagiarizing anymore attacks, oh too late, in the manga Goku can use the hakai, why who the fuck knows, Toriyama writes this shit.

'''Nina: However Tien's attacks put a lot of strain on his body, so he really cannot fight a fight that is going on for a long time he really would not be able to fight anymore. Also Tien really does not think of others unless it is Chiaotsu, he is much more of a loner than all of the other Z-Fighters, including Piccolo, who is just the best dad ever.'''

Gogeta: Don't knock him, Tien is one of the biggest badasses to ever come out of Dragon Ball.

Android 17
Gogeta: When you wanna be a good teen in fiction, how come it always seems that something happens that makes having a nice life very difficult, this is the story of Android 17, and actually his twin sister Android 18 as a matter of fact, they both really could not catch a break when it came to having a nice teen life, man all 17 wanted to do was be a park ranger but nooo mister pedo stache over here decided to come along and abduct him.

'''Nina: Mister pedo stache huh? Well that's a new one, I mean it fits since this guy just abducts two teens by the name of Lapis and Lazul who are both well... kind of attractive. Yeah please Ill just leave it there, I don't want anyone to make some rather risque fanfictions based on what we just said... I NEED TO SHUT MY DAMN MOUTH SOMETIMES!!!'''



Gogeta: ALRIGHT NO! I CROSS THE LINE AT THAT FUCKING FANFICTION... alright yeah we both need to calm down before we blow a fuse, anyway yeah, mister pedo stache also goes by the name of Dr. Gero, who is also the leader... er he was the leader of the Red Ribbon Army which was pretty much the nazis who controlled over most of the world at that point in time.

'''Nina: Yeah they dispanded for a pretty good reason all things considered, I mean when a psychopath to him that goes by the name of.... again it's Goku? Seriously is everyone's backstory linked to Goku in some way, I guess he is the main character and all, just kind of gets annoying when it's over and over, but whatever, let's roll with it I guess.'''

Gogeta: You see this man Gero, he didn't like Goku, so much to the point of spending the rest of life in order to kill Son Goku, normally this would be impossible, the rate that Goku got stronger there was no way that Gero could've kept up with normal training, so he hatched an idea, and idea so insane that it would actually work, and surprisingly it did work, it worked.. maybe a little too well.

'''Nina: His idea was to watch Goku, study his every move, and make a machine that was more powerful than Goku in every way, one ingredient was missing although, he needed some live subjects in order to make the ultimate creation, the two Androids 17 and 18. He decided the best candidates were the live humans named Lapis and Lazul, and the one we're talking about right now is Lapis.'''

Gogeta: Not much is known about Lapis' upbringing, all we know is that his life aspiration was to be a Park Ranger, most likely because of how happy nature makes him, but that is all guesswork, all we know is that Dr. Gero did not plan for one thing to happen when he released Android 17 out of his sleep, it was the fact that Android 17 literally impaled mister pedo stache with his arm.

'''Nina: Android 17 then decided to punt Gero's head off, even if Gero was a machine at that point he still bled a lot of blood for some reason, but that is beside the point. Android 17 was the main issue for the Z-Fighters, and he most definitely has the skillset to prove that he is one of the most dangerous enemies that our heroes has faced, and guess what? He can use KI.'''



Gogeta: I'm just expecting everyone to use KI at this point, I mean it is the main energy source for most characters within this universe so whatever, I'm just going to accept it. 17 is still part human at least, since he is just a cyborg, and not a full Android. Toriyama wants you to think that he is an android for pretty much no reason, but whatever Android 17 sounds cooler than Cyborg 17.

'''Nina: Eh, in my honest opinion cyborg 17 sounds cooler but that's just me. With his KI he has shown abilities that most characters in the Dragon Ball universe he has the abilities to use KI blasts and of course the mighty powerful energy beans that can uess what? May have the ability to destroy planets if he powers the attacks enough, I mean Frieza was able to do it in his first form so 17 should be able to destroy planets.'''

Gogeta: He knows the ability known as the Photo Flash, it is stronger than a normal enerby beam for the sole reason of having a name, what it really is that it really is just a simple energy beam that is very much empowered, he used this attack in Trunks in the future timeline, where he was fully evil and just really liked to kill people for the fun of it, like when he killed Gohan in the future, however he got better in the present.

'''Nina: But a little bit different than the boring attacks that all the Dragon Ball have, is the attack known as the Power Blitz, no it isn't an attack that powers up 17 even though it sounds like it would. It is a very powerful attack that he actually never used in canon but the attack can even go toe to toe with even the Kamehameha, but it is still a generic blast attack when you think about it.'''

Gogeta: However what is perhaps Android 17's most potent attack might just be the Super Electric Strike, this attack needs the longest charge from any of Lapis's moves, however the result is a giant wave of energy that pretty much no one will get out unscathed from, this attack is so potent that he is willing to teach others how to use this attack, that's how powerful it truly is.

Nina: However what is maybe 17's most versatile attack is the way he can use his KI to produce barriers to protect himself or allies, at first this was just an easy way to escape Piccolo's Hellzone Grenade, but thanks to Dragon Ball Super Android 17 has shown he can use this ability in a much bigger plethora of ways, that honestly was one of the driving forces of Universe 7's victory in the Tournament of Power.

Gogeta: Aside from making a full spherical barrier around himself to protect from blows that would normally kill him, he can also make a wall that can b destroyed more easily, however takes up less energy, he can make an entire line our of these for even more protection, however the coolest thing he can do with these barriers is put a barrier around his fist to make him strike even harder!

Nina: With his skillset became a dangerous foe that was pretty much the face of Trunks' nightmares, then he became what is undenyably the biggest ally the Z-Fighters could have asked for, I mean there is a reason why Android 17 is considered the Most Valuable Player in the Tournament of Power, with his very supportive role in it, it is clear to say why.



Gogeta: However... he really is not perfect when it comes to it, he really is chill in battles and will remain calm. While that is good, he may not take the fight too seriously until he is pushed to his very limits, while not a deal breaker in a fight, it can definitely screw him over by underestimating his opponents, such as the time he underestimated one of the Magical Girls in the Tournament of Power.

'''Nina: Also the fact that 17 takes more of a supportive role in a fight he really will not take the front lines against an opponent unless he knows it will give them an advantage, such as the moment he fought Aniraza and busted his cranium open with his Barrier Barrier Pistol... sorry Bartolomeo you need to be referenced, you are still an awesome character though.'''

Gogeta: Eh those aren't enough reasons to exclude him from being a badass, when he is the one that literally won the Tournament of Power for Universe 7, you know he is doing something right.

Android 18
Gogeta: You know what's fun about doing Android 17 and 18? They are borderline the same when it comes to power and skillset, pretty much her backstory is identical to her twin brother's since it is pretty much Dr. Gero abducting her and her brother to make them both into the ultimate killing machines to be he ones that finally put an end to Son Goku's life once and for all.

Nina: I mean not all is the same, I mean she was the first Android that actually became a really good person and then settled down with Krillin, aw I feel good for him and her, they actually seem genuinely happy together, see Gogeta good did come out of their marriage you just need to look deeper than "fuck his midget stealing best girl".



Gogeta: I mean to be fair Android 21 is best girl in the Dragon Ball universe, but that is a debate for another day. You know the just for literally remembering just one analysis ago the Red Ribbon Army's backstory, was a dictator like army that pretty much ruled the world at that point in time, until a little boy named Goku cam around and kind of just soloed them with ease.

Nina: Then he devised the plan of stalking Goku for the next god knows how long for the sole reason of developing a machine that would be his exact counter with power that really just did not make sense when you really take it our of context, I mean he made two machines that are infinitely more poweful than him and didn't have a counter measure in the fact that if he lost the button that shut them down.

Gogeta: He could have maybe made it so if he were to be killed by the hands of his own machines he would the two Android's would self destruct or something of that sort, but that's just me. Anyway Androd 18 used to go by the name of Lazul, get it, Lapis and Lazul, it is a really not good pun but hey, if Toriyama Will's it then I guess we have no choice but to believe, he is making Broly canon after all.

Nina: When it comes to power Android 18 does show that she can keep up with her husband and everyone else in her team, like her brother she knows how to use the Power Blits, an attack that can match Goku's very own Kamehameha in terms of power, the funny stuff is when shepunhes 4 times then performs this attack like in Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3.

Gogeta: Like her brother she can also use the Photon Flash, a powerful beam that could actually destroy a planet perhaps.But that is simply put a simple energy beam, no real difference between them, however the way 18 unitilizes it is more of a team attack, that's where 17 comes in, her and her brother really have a lot of attacks that are duo attacks, and are the reason that Gohan died in the future timeline.

Nina: One of their Team Attacks is the Accel Dance, they team up by flying right behind one another and then unleash a giant flurry of punches and kicks to completely decimate their foes, and then release the combo but sending a bunch of KI Blasts downward that are all used for the killing blow, which like said before was used to kill Gohan.

Gogeta: Them both can also use the Non-Stop violence, which is another rush attack the two twins rush at their enemy with a bunch of punches and kicks that will hurt the enemy a lot, they both end the rush with a bunch of Power Blitz and the Photo Flash will be the finish of it, this shows how good of a team that these two cyborg twins are, with their teamwork they were able to defeat Ribrianne, a little magical girl.



'''Nina: Being the wife of the midget Krillin, she was taught how to use the Destructo Disc, this like we said before can cut apart pretty much anything, and since Android 18 is actually stronger than Krillin, she is able to cut apart far more powerful people than what her simple husband could even do. With her husband she was able to knock out an enemy in the tournament of power.'''

Gogeta: Like her twin brother she can use an imperfected barrier, she can't use it as versatile as 17, however she can still use it as a powerful shield that is able to block most attacks, such as the Galick Gun and the Kamehameha. Android 18 has shown that she can give as much as she can take and cemented herself as the strongest women on Earth at this very moment.

Nina: I mean in their first fight Vegeta and 18 went into battle and while it seemed like Vegeta was doing alright, in the end she literally just breaks his fucking arm, leading into a scream that could literally pierce the heavens, and that was the drive that Vegeta needed to get even stronger and achieve the overly buff form that is useless by his own logic.

Gogeta: Both 17 and 18 are both cyborgs, that means they are both self sustinent. Meaning they really don't need to eat, drink, or even need oxygen to live. However their best trait is the fact that they have unlimited energy, what that means is they do not tire out in combat, ever, at the end of the tournament of power Goku was pretty much tuckered out, while 17 was completely fine.

'''Nina: That was he main reason why she was able to break Vegeta's arm with relative ease. Hell she laster pretty much the entire day without not needing to eat or drink, all she was fixed on was some new clothes to buy, so even she falls under the stereotype of all females liking to buy c!others, whatever she is still stronger than. Her husband so eh.'''



Gogeta: Oh shut it, 18 has proven to be an invaluable teammate when it comes to the Z-Fighters, I mean with her infinite stamina she has proven her worth, even if she is not perfect at all, I mean she is still nowhere the streongest member of the Z-Fighter, Goku and Vegeta fit that bill pretty much.

Nina: 18 is also not the best fighter in the world, I mean she can hold her own in a fight she really does not know any martial arts when you think about it, you would think that Dr. Gero would teach the two twins some from of martial arts to keep up with the skill of Good but whatever, she is still tough.

Gogeta: You'd think she would be a wimp for being the wife of Krillin, however she is still stronger through and through.

Superman
Gogeta: The planet of Krypton, a planet with a race known as Kryptonians,well at least Dragon Ball has a far more original naming sake for Pete's sake, unfortunately however this llanet will not be living for much longer, since there was a big catastrophe that was gonna happen to this usually peaceful planet and its inhabitants.

'''Nina: The man known as Jor El that was also a Kryptonians knew that the planet was doomed, and came up with an idea so crazy, it might just work, he would shoot his son out of Krypton in the hopes that he would end up the planet of his choosing that would be know to us as Earth. That babies' name is Kal El, otherwise known as Superman!'''



Gogeta: But before he became the poster boy of the entire DC universe, he simply landed on the planet that we live on at this very moment, also known as Earth. Fortunately he was not found by the middle!itary or the police, but two kind elderly people that go by the name of Jonathan and Martha Kent, and decided to adopt Kel El into heir own family due to them not having kids.

Nina: After Martha's maiden name, they decided to name the alien that looked suspiciously like a human Clark Kent, where he lived on Earth with a normal life, well as normal as an alien with supernatural powers could live, and when he discovered it, he was obviously of the upmost conflicted, did he want to save people or cover it up to protect his family.

Gogeta: This caused an inner conflict within Superman and his family, no one was sure on what they wanted to do, on one hand having a superjero that could not e defeated by criminals would be excellent for the safelty of the planet, however with this superhero,it would cause a subtle panic in the hearts of the people, at anytime Clark could snap and control the planet as he wished.

'''Nina: With careful thinking he decided only one idea was really the right one, with his super powers he would protect the innocent, and vanquish all that come in the way with peace. However with his new name Superman, he lived by one strict moral code, he will never kill no matter what.... Even if he has killed quite the many times just like a bat we will go over later.'''

Gogeta: It is fair to note that Superman and the rest of the Justice League have gone through so many iterations and different versions over the many years these heroes have been out, however in terms of power sets and feats, we are going to mostly look at Post Crisis Superman and the rest of them, as it would make this fight the most fair for both teams.

'''Nina: Remember that moral code? How Superman would never kill, well not only has he broken that strict moral code many of times, but he also has such a large moveset you would be surprised on how he hasn't killed anymore people, so I guess him not killing the enemies even if he wanted to is a good feat in of itself.'''

Gogeta:  Being a Kryptonian, Superman has a godly physique, like to the point of what the fuck, I mean he can fly, that is a good start, he has shown the ability to easily lift and throw cars as if they were small bricks to humans. He uses this very strength to stop criminals and other evil humans, such as when they try to rob a bank, Superman is always there to stop it with his strength.

'''Nina: Saying he has godly strength is putting it lightly, his strength is what he is known for, yes he can lift cars, but there is so much more he can do with his strength it isn't even funny.... Okay maybe it's a little funny, I mean he is strong enough to literally bench press the Earth which is y'know 6 fucking sextillion tons!'''

Gogeta: Not enough high strength for you? How about the time he was strong enough to push back the Megeddon, a celestial body that literally dwarfs our own Sun in size, our sun weighs a whole bunch more than our Earth, which if you remember is around 6 sextillion tons so yeah, Superman is fucking strong

Nina: However what is a superhero without some quite fancy superpowers, I mean his most iconic superpower has to be his heat vision, which you should know is well, vision that is very hot, so hot in fact that his heat vision is so hot, that it can replicate he heat of the sun, which is over 5000 degrees in Celsius because fuck america.

Gogeta: This is also maybe his most versatile attack, I meanwhile it is good for a laser to burn whatever he fuck he wants, but he also can power it up to turn it to a mighty Kamehameha that is able to wipe out Doomsday clones. However he can also make it microscopic, and can reach in between his enemies eyes and pretty much give them a lobotomy.

'''Nina: Quite the opposite of his heat vision, is his very own frost breath. He is able to literally breathe on his enemies with gusts so cold, that they can actually freeze them completely, it takes the damn strength of someone like Doomsday to break out of this ice because this is not normal ice, it is more like a super ice.'''

Gogeta: Not only can he just look at you and burn your brain as if it were nothing, he also has super vision, what the fuck does that even mean? Well it means he can look at things like a magnifying glass, such as easily looking into outer space and such, also Superman has X-Ray vision, that allows him to see through walls, great if Lois Lane were ever pregnant.



'''Nina: Also with his X-Ray vision, he is able to pinpoint out the exact pressure points of anyone he is fighting, and if he hits all of them in rapid succession in a fight, well let's just say they will not be able to do much fighting anymore, and we'll just leave it at that. Jesus how tingly would that feel, for your pressure points to just be assaulted by this man wearing his underwear outside his pants.'''

Gogeta: What about the Super Breath, that's right, all he needs to do to actually kill you is just to wak up to you and breathe on your face slightly, it is so powerful that it could actually move planets. Seriously who writes this shit, how high are the writers when they think "Let this guy breathe as hard as he can" and he can move the earth, um alright then I guess.

'''Nina: You may wonder, how does this man get all of this strength, well quite simply he draws the power of the sun into himself, and there he gets his own godly power. Thanks to the sun he pretty much doesn't need to eat, breathe, or even sleep when it comes down to it, note he does not have infinite power, just pretty much infinite stamina.'''

Gogeta: And say if someone were to punch or blast him directly in the sun, then I honestly feel bad for them, because he enters a state which is called... sundipped Superman. Ok yeah the name is not original but if he goes into the sun and stays there for a bit, his strength, speed, and durability raise drastically, and he can beat most of his opponents while in this state.

'''Nina: Speaking of his speed, this guy is probably a bit too fast. I mean he can fly from Vega to Earth in a short amount of time, he regularly can keep up with both Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Hal Jordan, this man's speed is so fast, that I cannot even think of a joke that can retort to the speed of Superman.'''

Gogeta: Superman is also really durable, I mean when you can shrug off what is said to be "15 suns exploding in his face" which would equate to 150 quintillion megatons by the way. He got up from it and then proceeded to completely destroy the team that Coldcast was on, in a scene I can only describe as purely badass, I guess when you can get up from getting hit by 150 quintillion megatons, then there is something going right there.

'''Nina: Also, his mind is completely immune to any and all mental attacks, I guess it really helps when someone like Martian Manhunter is on your team, whos moveset is completely based on said mental attacks. Believe or not however, Superman is actually nowhere near perfect, he has flaws that cripple him when in fights.'''

Gogeta: I mean this guy's main weakness is a fucking green rock known as Kryptonite, if he is exposed to it he is slowly stripped of his power overtime, given it is inconsistent how deadly it is to him, sometimes it is instant, but sometimes it can be over text course of an hour. However if he is tenacious enough he can power through the weakness and keep on fighting.



'''Nina: Also Superman has one more big flaw, the fact that he refuses to kill, even if it was a maniac such as Darkseid, he will not kill. Yes e has killed before, but that was more or less him being tricked or Superman being written out of character, he was once tricked into killing Lois Lane by the Joker, that kind of messed him up royally and started the entire Injustice timeline of events.'''

​​​​Gogeta: His other big weakness is magic, while himself isn't actually weak to said magic, he does not have any special immunity to it. Also the fact that if he is away from our own yellow sun, then his power will diminish slowly overtime, however this still can take hours so usually it is not a problem in the fight, however it still a weakness through and through.

Nina: However as the leader of the Justice League, he really is important in the grand scheme of the DC universe.