User blog:Lasatar/Introducing the new hosts!

Boomstick: Man, I'm exhausted. We haven't even gotten two episodes into the season and I already want a holiday.

Wiz: How coincidental that you should say that, because I just hired some replacement hosts to do the series while we're away. They should be arriving any minute now, actually.

(One hour and seventeen minutes later) Four people enter the room.

Boomstick: About time!

Wiz: Boomstick, meet Taux, Silas, Juli, and Xi.

Boomstick: Wait a second, I know some of these. They appeared as filler characters in the now cancelled Phoenix vs Hajime episode!

Wiz: Right you are. Taux, Silas, and Juli, along with three other filler characters, debuted in that episode. The other three are now in the void, but these ones, plus Xi, are now the new hosts.

Boomstick: Hmm...

Taux is a boy in his late teens. He has short straight black hair, green eyes, wears a brown leather jacket over a black shirt, and carries a large spear. Silas is dressed in medium weight armour, has medium length light brown hair and blue eyes. He also carries a broadsword. Juli wears a light green robe, and has long straight black hair. She also has freckles, large grey eyes, and carries a staff. Xi is dressed in a black cloak with a hood, and the rest of her clothes are black as well. She has short white hair sporting a rediculous ahoge almost as tall as her head, has red eyes, and carries a shortbow.

Boomstick: What are these guys? An RPG party?

Wiz: Almost. They're sceduled to appear in a future RPG made by Lasatar, alongside two others. So technically they aren't yet, but will be. Regardless, guys, introduce yourselves.

Taux: Nice to meet you, I'm Taux. (Taux is a normal character with nothing distinguishing about him. The greatest difference he has from standard cliché protagonists is that he uses a spear instead of a sword, but otherwise, is completely ordinary)

Silas: I'm Silas. (Silas is a very "to the point" character. He rarely says more than he needs to, and is usually pretty gruff. He serves as the party leader and commander of sorts, despite Taux being made of more Protagonist material)

Juli: My name's Juli. Spelt with a "J", pronounced with a "Y". I hope we can do a good job running the show. (Juli is a relatively down-to-earth character when compared with the others. She is friendly, and enjoys talking to people. However, sometimes she talks for too long. She's also known to get mad from time to time)

Xi: I'm Xi! My scriptwriter couldn't really think of anything for me to say, so I'll leave it at that. (Xi is an energetic character with the tendency to break the 4th wall. She'll also occasionally try to throw down a cheap joke or pun, which absolutely nobody will laugh at)

Wiz: Our next episode is GLaDOS vs M.I.K.E.. Think you'll be able to do it?

Xi: We'll get it done! Right guys?

Taux and Juli agree, while Silas simply nods.

Wiz: I suppose we'd better get going then.

Wiz and Boomstick leave the room, leaving the other four to ponder over ideas for the next episode.

Do you like these hosts? Yes No ?

Which is your favourite by first impressions? Taux Silas Juli Xi