Kid flash vs dash

DC vs Disney

The fastest kids alive race in a death race to the finish

Wiz: when it comes to high school races, kids always talk about speed

Boomstick: but these kids take speed demons to a whole new level, like kid flash the grandson of the flash

Wiz: and dash the eldest son of the incredibles

Boomstick: he’s wiz and i’m boomstick

Wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a death battle

Kid Flash
Wiz: in metropolis lived the flash the fastest man alive

Boomstick: in case you forgot he’s the guy who raced against quicksilver

Wiz: and like how most eras lives there is a family tree

Boomstick: and in that family tree turns out flash had a grandson kid flash

Wiz: his true name being wally west

'''Boomstick: Wally West was the Team's resident class clown and goof-ball. A hyper-active 15-year-old speedster, he was always quick to joke and comment lightly upon any situation that the Team found themselves in. Often extremely impatient and impulsive, Wally possessed an inclination toward recklessness, to the point of jumping into situations without forethought—a trait which often put him in mortal danger. It’s what we all do '''

'''Wiz: Wally was also girl-crazy, commonly slipping innuendos and flirtatious remarks toward any attractive woman in his vicinity, regardless of age. His attention was at first directed at Miss Martian, but he has also been known to hit on older women like Selena Gonzalez, Black Canary and Mattie Harcourt. '''

Boomstick: Barry taught him well

'''Wiz: Despite his goofy nature, Wally was also a science whiz, being able to use his knowledge to recognize Speedy's high-density polyurethane foam when he used it against Brick, and analyze a complex chemical combination of the Blockbuster formula and Bane's Venom drug (Kobra-Venom). His firm belief in science was so absolute that he adamantly rejected any possibility of real magic, instead attempting to rationalize it as a form of "advanced science". This was cemented by the fact that a Flash rogue named Abra Kadabra once used advanced technology to simulate magic.'''

'''Boomstick: Aqualad, a former brief student from Atlantis's Conservatory of Sorcery, claimed that Wally used his understanding of science to control what he could not comprehend, and that to admit the existence of magic would be to relinquish the last vestiges of that control. After becoming a temporary human host to Nabu and turning into Doctor Fate, Kid Flash had a change of heart, but was still unwilling to admit the existence of magic.'''

'''Wiz: Five years later, Wally's personality remained relatively the same as before, although he had matured quite a bit. He was not as much of a joker anymore, and took things a bit more seriously. He was adamant on quitting the superhero life for both himself and Artemis'''

'''Boomstick: Wally discovered his uncle Barry Allen was the Flash. Being the Flash's biggest fan, he begged his hero to let him become his sidekick. Barry refused, but that didn't stop Wally. He replicated the experiment that gave Barry his powers in his family's garage. He blew up the garage and ended up in the hospital. Barry felt guilty for leaving notes that Wally could work on. Looking back it wasn’t that bad'''

'''Wiz: After he came out of the hospital, Wally manifested the powers he desired. Barry reluctantly agreed to let him become Kid Flash, but only if he did exactly as he said. He became a superhero in 2008. '''

'''Boomstick: Kid Flash eagerly expected to become a member of the Justice League, alongside Speedy, Aqualad, and Robin. However, when it became clear that that wasn't happening, he, Aqualad and Robin went to investigate Cadmus Labs. There, they discovered the Genomorph project and Superboy, whom they liberated. The four youths stood up to their mentors and declared they were ready to prove themselves as heroes.'''

'''Wiz: While Batman considered their argument, Kid Flash had Superboy stay with him. Together they faced the Terror Twins at Central City Mall. They formed a covert ops team and were given their own headquarters in Mount Justice, and were introduced to Miss Martian. '''

Boomstick: The next day, Kid Flash, Robin and Aqualad set off on an unsanctioned mission to protect CEO Selena Gonzalez from the League of Shadows, but despite their best efforts, Gonzalez still vanished

'''Wiz: Kid Flash, Aqualad and Robin asked Speedy to join the Team but were rebuffed. The Team grew restless from the lack of missions, but tried to get to know each other better. They fought Mister Twister, eventually defeating him, which renewed their faith in the Team. The Team later went on a campout where they shared the stories of how they became heroes'''

Boomstick: good ole flashbacks brings people

'''Wiz: The Team's first official mission was to investigate the stoppage of Venom production in Santa Prisca. Kid Flash and the rest of the Team eventually agreed Aqualad was their natural leader. The Team was then sent to stop a plutonium robbery. They defeated Psycho-Pirate and Atomic Skull, capturing the former'''

'''Boomstick: Kid Flash, along with the rest of the Team, began taking training sessions with Black Canary. The Team was assigned to guard shipments of the disassembled Amazon. Professor Ivo was able to retrieve and reassemble the robot, but the Team defeated Amazo and captured Ivo. and not to be confused with professor oak or the professor from the powerpuff girls'''

'''Wiz: Artemis joined the Team, and had a difficult first meeting with Kid Flash, just before they were assigned a mission by Red Arrow: to protect Serling Roquette from the League of Shadows while she worked on a counter-weapon to the Fog she developed. Following the successful mission, he begrudgingly welcomed Artemis to the Team. '''

Boomstick: Its like passing a school test.

'''Wiz: The Team took a class in espionage from Captain Atom. When the lecture proved boring, Captain Atom assigned them a cold case mission–to determine whether or not Air Force captain Nathaniel Adams was framed for the murder of his superior during the Vietnam War. The Team was ultimately successful in determining Adams' innocence'''

'''Boomstick: Later, Batman ordered the Team to track Clayface through Gotham City while he worked on a way to defeat him. The Team engaged Clayface against Batman's orders–the Team was soundly defeated, but saved by Batman at the last moment. That evening, Wally, his parents, aunt and uncle and the Garricks gathered to celebrate Jay Garrick's birthday. What a pleasure'''

'''Wiz: Batman sent the Team to Bialya, where they encountered Psimon, who blocked their memories of the prior six months. Miss Martian was able to restore their memories'''

'''Boomstick: Flash and Kid Flash returned escaped animals to Central City Zoo, where they discovered some cobra venom had been stolen. Teaming up with Batman, Robin, Green Arrow and Artemis, they discovered it was taken by the Cult of the Kobra to be used in a ritual to turn Kobra into a god. They successfully undid the ritual, but Kobra evaded capture'''

'''Wiz: Kid Flash, Superboy, Aqualad and Miss Martian were captured when the Cave was invaded by Red Torpedo and Red Inferno. They were eventually rescued by Robin and Artemis. Like the rest of the Team, he was rendered unconscious by Red Tornado, who fled with his "siblings". Kid Flash, like the rest of the Team, was furious to discover Aqualad had withheld information about a possible mole on the Team. Batman assigned the Team to investigate reports of gorilla attacks in India. After defeating the Brain and freeing his Kobra-Venom-enhanced animal slaves, Wally was satisfied with Aqualad's reasons for keeping the secret'''

'''Boomstick: The Team was then sent to investigate reports of another Kobra-Venom operation in Bwunda. The Team was ambushed and captured by the Brain's gorillas, but eventually freed themselves and helped the gorillas stage a rebellion against their captors'''

'''Wiz: The Team was sent to destroy the central control system being used by the Injustice League to attack a number of cities worldwide with giant plants. They successfully destroyed the control plant, and the subsequent arrival of the Justice League was enough to force their enemies to surrender. Wally's arm was broken during the fight'''

Boomstick: pretty painful

Wiz: but he did recover   

'''Boomstick: The Team was introduced to Zatanna. They went on an unauthorized mission to find Red Tornado. They discovered the robot had not betrayed them and, together with Red Inferno and Red Torpedo, they were able to destroy Red Volcano and prevent the Yellowstone supervolcano from devastating the planet'''

'''Wiz: Kid Flash and the rest of the Team took part in a telepathic training simulation run by Martian Manhunter. It went wrong when Artemis's "death" caused Miss Martian to take control, causing them to forget it was not real. Kid Flash reacted very angrily to her death, and "died" with Robin when they destroyed the alien mothership. When the simulation ended, Wally, like the others, was left devastated. The Team was given therapy by Black Canary. Wally refused to acknowledge his severe reaction to Artemis's "death'''

'''Boomstick: On Halloween, Wally attended a party at Happy Harbor High School with M'gann and Conner. They discovered Marvin was playing a prank on the guests, so came up with a counter-prank. Everyone loves a good prank'''

'''Wiz: After all the adults in the world disappeared, Kid Flash and the Team worked with Zatanna to find the cause. With help from Captain Marvel aka shazam they were able to communicate with the adults in their own separate dimension and coordinate an attack on Klarion and his group of sorcerers, merging the dimensions back into one Kid Flash celebrated his sixteenth birthday with a "surprise" party at the Cave. He then transported a heart for transplant across country, foiling Count Vertigo's attempt to kill Queen Perdita and take the Vlatavan throne'''

'''Boomstick: Kid Flash joined a mission to Qurac to discover why the nation's leader decided allow Bialya to absorb Qurac. They saved Marie Logan and her son from Bialyan tanks, though Gar was injured during a reprisal attack. The Team went on to the capital, where they successfully defeated Psimon, who was controlling Harjavti'''

'''Wiz: Kid Flash was pleased when Red Arrow decided to join the Team. They, along with Aqualad and Artemis, were assigned to track Sportsmaster in New Orleans. They were unsuccessful in capturing Sportsmaster, the case he carried or discovering the villains' plans'''

'''boomstick:Kid Flash and the rest of the Team, now including Rocket, responded to an alert that Cheshire had been spotted. They found they had been lured into a trap, but were nonetheless successful in defeating their enemies and capturing the case that had eluded them previously. Realizing the trap meant there must really be a mole, Superboy, Artemis and Miss Martian revealed their secret links to their enemies to the rest of the Team, and found acceptance. The Team ambushed Lex Luthor, Queen Bee and their allies on Santa Prisca and captured several villains, though Luthor and Bee escaped. 2 out of 3 aint bad'''

'''Wiz: Kid Flash and the others returned to the Cave triumphant, but were shocked to find Batman waiting to tell them the mole was Red Arrow. Kid Flash, Robin, Zatanna and Rocket investigated Red Tornado's mysterious shutdown while the others left to find Roy. Upon reactivating Tornado and handling an attack from Black Canary, they abandoned the Cave to rendezvous with the others to compare notes. The team infiltrated the Watchtower and freed the League from the Light's control'''

Wiz: Because of the low-key manner in which Wally created the original Flash's accident, Kid Flash was considerably slower than his mentor, at speeds approaching the speed of sound.

'''Boomstick: He also lacked more advanced techniques such as vibrating his molecules through solid objects, and needed to accelerate and decelerate rather than start and stop on the spot. He turned that into a weapon, where he would cannonball into his opponents'''

'''Wiz: Wally healed faster than the average human. '''

'''Boomstick: Kid Flash was very sturdy against punishment. Though his costume had padding, he still took quite a beating when he cannonballed'''

'''Wiz: Wally's reflexes were enhanced with his speed. He could dodge and react to attacks easily. He could not, however, perform intricate tasks at high speed'''

'''Boomstick: Wally could spin to generate small tornados, reminiscent of those created by Mister Twister and Red Tornado. He could also help reinforce the larger vortexes generated by Flash and Impulse. He’s like the tornado in twister'''

Wiz: Wally seemed to be capable of basic gymnastic skills, including somersaults and front handsprings, also at high speed

Boomstick: he’s still a high school kid

Wiz: Wally was a science prodigy with a naturally high IQ

Boomstick: fast and smart a good combo

'''Wiz: Wally's metabolism functioned several times faster than normal, so he constantly took in large quantities of food to maintain his energy. Whether or not it tasted good was not a primary concern, as he had eaten a batch of Miss Martian's burnt cookies with no ill effects. For emergency situations in which he had to be away from food for more than 24 hours, Wally kept food in a hidden compartment on his right glove'''

Boomstick: this speedster knows how to be fast

'''Kid flash: Kid Flash. Fastest boy alive'''

Dash
Boomstick: when fighting crime a family can get a job done, and the incredibles are the biggest family superhero

Wiz: and the kids of the incredibles can be helpful for example

Boomstick: dash

'''Wiz: Dash often gets into trouble and loves playing pranks on his least favorite teacher, Mr. Bernie Kropp. He believes that he should use his superpowers; his mother, Elastigirl, disagrees.'''

Boomstick: but mom, it's fun using my powers for fun

'''Wiz: His goal is to compete in sports: his power of speed would make him special. His mother forbids it on account that "Everyone's special" (noted by Dash to be the equivalent of saying, "No one is."). '''

Boomstick: nothing wrong with being special

'''Wiz: Dash's reckless nature and one-track mind always gets him into trouble with his big sister, Violet. In one scene, he teases her about her crush on her classmate, Anthony "Tony" Rydinger, which insults her. This erupts into a fight, in which Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet, and Violet retaliates by generating her force-field that Dash crashes into. '''

Boomstick: what is it not wrong for older brothers to tease younger sisters vice versa

'''Wiz: When mr. incredible is captured by Syndrome on his return to Nomanisan Island, Helen packs her bags to rescue him after a brief visit with superhero fashion designer, Edna Mode. As he does, Dash sees the suit made for him and puts it on, naming himself The Dash. '''

'''Boomstick: Dash then goes after his mother, wanting to find out what his mother is up to, with Violet following him, trying to stop him. The two siblings end up stowing away on a plane elastigirl has borrowed from a friend. Sneaky kid'''

Wiz: they eventually go the island to rescue mr incredible

Boomstick: but fighting a bad guy might be dangerous so elastigirl gets mamma bear mode and encourages Dash to run as fast as he can should things go wrong, to his excitement at being allowed to use his powers

'''Wiz: Later, the two are cornered by three Veloci Pods that are patrolled by Syndrome's security guards. Dash, remembering his mother's advice, starts running at super-speed. Two of the security guards chase him (while the third engages an invisible Violet). In this episode, Dash discovers just how formidable his superpower really is: he has a superior reaction time, he can deliver rapid-fire punches (but lacks the strength to do any lasting damage), and at full speed he can run on water. At the end this "100 Mile Dash", he gets cornered by the two Veloci Pods. He stops on the lagoon's surface and immediately submerges, saving his life as his pursuers collide into each other.'''

Boomstick: think of it as a jojoke 

Uses jojo music as dash punches ora oraoraoraoraoraora 

Boomstick: there we go

'''Wiz: in a force field created by violet Dash then proceeds to move the force sphere by running along its inside surface, propelling it at considerable speeds and mowing down everything in their path. After destroying a couple more Veloci Pods, they literally run over their parents. '''

Boomstick: we should call them when we need bowling lessons

Wiz: in the incredibles 2 dash and his family were able to stop a crashing boat

'''Boomstick: Dash possesses the superhuman capacity to move at great speeds; the film series has yet to establish his maximum running speed, however, Dash's speed is sufficient enough to allow him to be able to run over water without submerging. '''

'''Wiz: This speed also appears to extend to his other individual limbs: he is able to punch at a rapid rate (however this does not appear to intensify the impact of his blows). It should be noted that Dash is still very young, so it's possible he will get even faster with age.'''

Boomstick: Dash's increased speed also augments his practical reaction time, making his reflexes much faster than those of an ordinary human.

Wiz: The Incredibles video game shows his maximum speed at over 190 MPH (305Km/h), however, after learning some new abilities while in the heat of battle, Dash realized he was fast enough to run on water and on horizontal surfaces, like walls or ceilings.

'''Boomstick: Combining his superhumanly fast speed, with the momentum he creates while on the run, Dash is capable of accomplishing feats of superhuman agility, no other normal human, or even a "Super" like his father, Mr. Incredible, could possibly do. '''

'''Wiz: Dash's speed gives him a superhumanly fast mind and reaction-time, which he uses when engaging in combat or when in the need of improvising. This ability is very much needed when he needs to change direction, while running at superhuman speeds.'''

'''Boomstick: Dash's speed affects his entire body, allowing him the ability to combat an opponent with super-speedy punches and kicks. However, this does not increase the impact of his blows. '''

Wiz: you know the saying the family that stays together fights together

Dash: This is gonna be awesome