User blog:BangJang96/Taking Back The Death Battle Fanon Wiki- Chapter 3- The Origins

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"But what exactly can we do against them?" said Hipper desparately.

"Yeah, they're like

GODLY

HUMAN

BEINGS" exclaimed Ghost, "And we have no power to rival theirs."

"But again, how on Earth did they get those kinds of powers?" said Bang, "And what do they even represent?"

"Thats what we should find out about", said Lion. "I've had it with them, and I wanna bang their heads in so bad, no matter what punishment I could get."

"But what if the punishment is....oh, I don't know...DEATH!" said Char.

"Then we're gonna have to find out a way to punish them WITHOUT dying", said Lion.

"But before we can do that, we should try to figure out what our so-called 'supreme rulers' powers are", said Bang. "Who knows? Maybe theres some power to share."

"Lets hope so", mumbled Ghost.

There was a silent pause, as everyone scraped their feet across the ground, walking. Hipper looked up at Lion, who looked like he had someone on his mind.

Hipper looked down at the ground, watching his feet very lazily move across the ground. He knew the exact thoughts of what he was thinking of. He knew it was something Lion couldn't get over, nor could anyone else. Hipper as well, mourned to himself remembering all of his friends. He wanted them back. But he knew he couldn't get them back. He'd trade any one of those psychopaths faster then The Flash can run around the Earth, to get any one of them back.

But he couldn't. And thats what held him back. His fear of loosing more people messes with his mind. Except for Char, however. He always thought Char was there to just make Hipper look bad. He felt like a useless younger brother. He wouldn't mind seeing him leave this apocalyptic, and unjust world.

The five friends came back to what was once, the chat. They had rebooted it, and it was now their home. Surprisingly however, it was quite a welcoming place. But it wasn't provided by their rulers. It was provided by ''the former admins. ''It was a place of honor. It was the epitome of the admins.

Bang whipped up his laptop, and began to research. Through numerous powers in fiction, none have quite existed like the one Bang will soon find out about....

"Lets see...." said Bang, as he went to work.

"No, I love you more", said Char.

It'd be pretty obvious to know, a body pillow can't respond to such a human like Char. But it just sat there, smiling. Doing nothing in its presence, it still pleased Char to have it there. He grabbed the body pillow by the "hips" I guess you could say, and stroked its "face" with a big, and yet gullable looking smile.

"Eyyy, wanna take it up a notch?" said Char, as he kissed the body pillow.

The body pillow did absolutely nothing.

"C'mere, cupcake!" said Char.

He began making out with the body pillow, and wouldn't stop. He put his whole body around it, and started rolling around with it. Then he fell off the bed, taking the pillow down with him. All that could be heard, was smooching, and rumbling. Char threw the body pillow back on the bed, then  vc it. His body was completely on it, and he kept moving around, as if he was struggling. Now, the body pillow was on top of him. He continued to make out with it, when....

"Hey Char, I think we fou-"

Lion was interrupted, after what his eyes gazed upon.

Char looked up, suddenly. Embarrassment embodied his face. He had no words. No comment. He didn’t stutter. He didn’t hesitate. He had no defense for what he was doing.

Hipper and Ghost were speechless. They couldn’t think, hear, or feel. Hipper tried to wheeze, something, but instead he made a confused sound, that came out as a screech. Ghost pulled up a garbage can, and vomited.

“Nyeh-hh-huhhhh so w-what did you guys find?” said Char, feeling a great amount of stupidity.

Char and the others got up, and went over to Bang’s laptop.

“So, heres what I found…

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“The rulers!” said Ghost in sudden realization. “So what you're saying is...there’s more to be found?”

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“How many even are there?” said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“Infinite. But its one wank emblem, per wielder. Fortunately for us, there is a catch: you can wield the powers of more than one person.”

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">“So then that means, we gotta figure out what the rulers wanks are, so we can counter theirs..?” said Ghost.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> "The app to download", said Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> '''"And that will take how long...?" said Char.'''

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"An hour", said Bang.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"HA!" said Char, g at Bang.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">...."Ladies and Gentlemen of the internet, we have reached a DEADLOCK!"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Ghost rewatching Venom vs. Bane

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Alright, the combatants are set, lets end this debate, once and for all."

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*capturing the point on Tf2*

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"STOP, STOP! STOP HACKING OMF"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*banging and crashing noises

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Lion and Bang are watching South Park.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Whats up? Whats up? Took a crap on your desk dog, whats up with that?"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Hipper and Ghost playing Uno.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Hipper looks at Ghost, and looks at his cards.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Uno!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Reverse, back to me, skip you, then you draw +2, I choose blue, uno, BAM!"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Bang playing with his action figures.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELS YOU!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"PSHOOOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO NEOWRRRRRRRRRRR WA-SHANK!"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Char hanging out with his body pillow.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">*Bang seeing if any Injustice 2 characters are being revealed.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Now lets find us some origins!" said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"The thing is, though....how do we know who the rulers wanked?" said Ghost. "Its not like they'd tell us."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"They should be pretty obvious, Ghost", said Bang. "Look at the past for the answer.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Everyone thought for a bit, and had a good vision of what wanks each ruler possessed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Lets start with a so-easy one; Ghoster. Any guesses?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Wolverine!" said Hipper.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Anyone else?" asked Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">There was a silence.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Man, just Wolverine?" said Lion. "This should be EASY."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Don't get ahead of him, Lion", said Bang. "Have a look at his information:"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Ghoster Wolverine:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beats Lobo

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beats Strider Hiryu

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Has an unbreakable skeleton.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beats Deathstroke

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beat Vegeta

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Downplays RWBY

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Wait, DOWNPLAYS?" said Lion. "What does that mean?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Oh yes, I forgot. Wank emblem wielders can downplay either one person, or one franchise. So any wielder who has that specific power, (EX: RWBY) they are a glass canon compared to the opponent." said Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Well, then..." said Hipper.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Next up: Fazzy. Coming from someone who despised him, I knew exactly what he wanked. Dragon Ball..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Fazzy Goku:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beats Superman "easily"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Spirit bomb can kill Doomsday

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Can beat "nearly all of" DC/Marvel characters.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Downplays DC

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Fazzy Frieza:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Can blow up 50x universes

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Golden Frieza is a god form.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Ohhhhhhhhhhh boy" said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Oh boy is...right." said Bang. "This'll be tougher then I thought."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Next up: Corpse-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"FIRE

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">EMBLEM", exclaimed Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Oooooooook then", said Bang. "Here he is:"

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Pinkie Pie Corpsey: 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Has pinkie sense

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Beats Amy Rose

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Fought Nightmare, Discord, Chrysliss, Sombre, and Tirec.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-OP toon force

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Breaks fourth wall.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Hypersonic speeds

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Who would've thought?" said Lion, looking at Char smug.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Oh pshhhh, whatever", said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Next up, is Clockworkx", said Bang. "Thoughts?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"IIRC, he did love his Tf2", said Lion.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Let us see:"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Tf2 Clockworkx:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">'''-Scout is faster then everyone in OW. '''

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Soldier has unlimited stamina.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Demoman has a random crit pipe (?)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Downplays OW

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Soldier 76 has a weak arsenal compared to Soldier.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Tf2 weaponry >OW weaponry

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Tf2 has lots of experience

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Not as strong as I thought..." said Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Now we've saved the best for last!" said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Yep....

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Foote."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Alrighty...". said Bang. "Here we are..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">One Piece Foote:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Nami beats Wario, (whos planet now according to Hipper)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Luffy vs DK is "close"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Fairy Tail Foote:

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Natsu beats Bowser

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Erza beats Darth Vader, and Zoro

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Erza stopped a meteorite

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Downplays the Mario franchise

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">-Natsu beats Yoshi

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Wait, ERZA?" said Char. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT SON UVA FOOTES WAIFU WAS ERZA!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"I don't get it", said Ghost. "Fazzy is more powerful then all of them, yet Foote is the leader. Wouldn't you expect Foote to be the greedy ruler who hords all the power to himself?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"...I guess Fazzy just happened to be more of a wanker then I thought, and that means bad news for me." said Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">There was a moment of thinking.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"So what do we do now?" said Hipper. "If we are gonna counter them, then we have to find that so-called map you were talking about, but where could we possibly know?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Bang remembered what he had saw in the examination room. Clockworkx stuffing a map in his pocket. It seemed so apparent to Bang now; they wanted more power. They wanted to expand their power, when the time comes. They want to wank people. Then wait. Then unlock the emblems. They must've used some super speed (wank I guess) to find the map. But there was a problem; how could he get it?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"They have it", said Bang.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"What?" everyone said.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"I saw it", said Bang. "In the examination room. Its there."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"How could they possibly even get it?" said Lion.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Everyone looked at Lion as if he was a moron.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okee", said Lion.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"And here we have another time where you guys can't realize WE HAVE

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">ANOTHER

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">BIG

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">ROAD-BLOCK." said Char.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"He has a point", said Ghost. "We can't match them. We aren't even that sneaky of people."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Not to mention they'll know we have it if they can't find it", said Lion.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Suddenly, the TV flipped on.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"Greetings, all wikis who are watching this", said Foote.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">"We are administrators of the Death Battle Fanon Wiki.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">We are not populated enough, to thrive.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">So we need your wikis. To have a place to rule. And live on.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">So that is why we will overthrow you're rulers, and take over your wikis.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">We will rule under you with dignity, and honor. We will give wikia the recognition it deserves.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">Our goal is to help this wiki. And give it a proper background. A proper teaching. A safe environment.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">We will begin setting up our new rule in 1 week, prime. Then, we will overthrow the filth and unperfectness of this website, and make it BETTER!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">The TV flipped off.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">The five friends looked at each other, in horror.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">