User blog:Hipper/Fat Albert vs Peter Griffin as written by Danibom

Fat Albert vs Peter Griffin is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle.

Description
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids vs Family Guy, which fat man will win?

Interlude
(Cue Invader Jim Johnston)

Wiz: Fat characters are of big men who know how to throw it down!

Boomstick: Today we pit two big boys against the other!

Wiz: Like Fat Albert the friend of the Cosby Kid!

Boomstick: And Peter Griffin the Griffin father!

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Fat Albert
(Cue - Fat Albert Intro Instrumental)

Wiz: Fat Albert is a fat man who is leader of the Cosby Kids!

Boomstick: AH He is so fat loser!

Wiz: Despite being fat Albert is one tough customer!

Albert: Hey, hey, hey, I kill you bitch!

Peter Griffin
(Cue - Bird is the Word)

Boomstick: Oh no it's Peter he is SOOO ANNOYING!!!!!

Wiz: Peter is a fat man who is the leader the Griffin family which is knockoff of Simpson!

Boomstick: Peter has battled giant chicken and even Homer Simpson!

Wiz: However he is stupid and is fat!

Peter: 'And you know what else? I did some checking around, you're not a licensed therapist! (roundhouse kicks Peanuts' Lucy Van Pelt outcold) Roadhouse.'

Fight!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all. Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLE!!!!

(Cue Green Hill Zone)

Peter Griffin is driving a car when he sees Fat Albert. Peter decide to get out of the car and go up to Fat Albert.

Peter: Get out of my way you fat boy!

Albert: No I will not get out of the way how about you get out the way!

Peter: OK, I'm gonna fight you because you will not get out of my way!

Albert: OK!

Albert and Peter enter in their combat positions.

(Cue Sonic 2006 Final Boss)

FIGHT!!!

Albert throw a punch at Peter which will send Peter Griffin backwards, Peter Griffin gets up and throws a kick, but Fat Albert will dodge and used his fat belly to slam Peter which knock Peter into the car and cause a dent.

Peter: No, you're gonna pay for getting in my way!

Albert: I'm sorry fat man but you attacked me so I'm gonna kill you!

Fat Albert perform a headbutt on Peter which knocks the fat man back. Peter Griffin gets up and throws a trash can this hits Fat Albert and send him down, Peter then proceeds to punch him multiple times, then he knee him which makes Albert bleed.

Peter throws a kick which send Fat Albert back. Albert will get up and see a powerful bat nearby. He grab the bat and hit Peter with it which knock Peter down making Peter bleed a lot.

Peter: No! Don't kill me please!!!

Albert: You attacked me first and i told you about it!

Albert then knock Peter head off with a swing of his bat.

K.O.!

Conclusion
(Cues Fat Albert - Credits Theme)

Wiz: Fat Albert won the fight because Peter is a complete moron so he would get beat up easy by Fat Albert who is a smart man he teaches kids. Plus Peter is smaller so Albert could squish him like a pancake!

Boomstick: Looks like Peter have a bat day!

Wiz: The winner is Fat Albert!