Batman VS Prowler

Batman VS Prowler (DC VS Marvel) -RatedMforMario Edition-
Batman VS Prowler is a what-if DEATH BATTLE! featuring the return of Batman from DC Comics and Prowler from Marvel Comics in a battle of genius, non-powered superheroes.

Description
It's DC VS Marvel in one of the most stealthy battles yet!

Interlude
Wiz: Comic books seem to have something in common, no matter where you look.

Boomstick: They all have a stealthy genius crimefighter!

Wiz: Like Bruce Wayne, the Dark Knight

Boomstick: And Hobie Brown, the Prowler! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons and skills to find out who would win..a DEATH BATTLE!

Batman
Wiz: In the streets of Gotham City, one name strikes fear in the hearts of criminals.

Boomstick: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- Batman!

Wiz: Right....anyway young Bruce Wayne was born to a wealthy couple named Thomas and Martha Wayne. One night while returning home from the theater, one moment would change young Bruce's life forever...

(*1989's Batman clip of Martha and Thomas' deaths*)

Boomstick: Ouch...that really must have traumatized little Batman...

Wiz: Witnessing this, Bruce made a vow that what happened to him should never happen to anyone else thus becoming the Batman.

Boomstick: While not having any powers himself, Batman has proven capable of not needing them! Like how he perfected EVERY MARTIAL ART EVER! Seriously, how'd he do that? I can hardly remember my ex-wife's name!

Wiz: I'm pretty sure it was...

Boomstick: Blah, blah, anyway, Batsy isn't who he is without his utility belt!

Wiz: That's right, in the utility belt, Batman has numerous weapons like his custom-shaped shirukens, the Batarangs. These shirukens are sharp and can cut through almost anything!

Boomstick: They even come in different 'flavors'! Like shocking and explosive!

Wiz: He also carries a grappling gun, allowing him to reach new heights and used as a method of-

Boomstick: It's like Scorpion's 'Get Over Here!'

Wiz: That's correct. He also carries smoke-bombs that can blind opponents and allows him to hide in the shadows. While he's known to use his weapons, he does have a few self-taught skills.

Boomstick: Yeah, like how Bats is really, really smart! He's even considered the world's greatest detective! Take that Sherlock!

Wiz: Right, and Batman is durable enough to take hits from beings like Superman and Darkseid. He's strong enough to lift 1,000 pounds, 75 pounds less than the world record!

Feats:

- Dodges unavoidable Omega Beams from Darkseid

- Escaped Wonder Woman's lasso

- Has outsmarted Ra's Al Ghul

- Lifted 1,000 pounds.

- Has defeated The Joker, Aquaman, Scorpion, Green Lantern and Superman.

- Martial arts expert

- He's the goddamn Batman!

Boomstick: Now I'm starting to doubt he's non-powered.

Wiz: He is, however, he makes it look like he does have superpowers. That just proves that under his watchful eye, Gotham is safe.

Green Lantern: Wait, you're not some guy in a bat costume, are you?

- Batman smiles approvingly-

Prowler
Wiz: Hobie Brown was a poor young man, becoming a window cleaner to pay his bills.

Boomstick: But like all these