The Stig

'''NOTE: The Stig can only use feats from scripted Top Gear episodes, comics, movies, and other official Top Gear media sources. No real-life feats or memes can be used, and any battle with them will be deleted. This wiki only uses The Stig as a character, not a real person or a meme.'''

The Stig is the mysterious racing driver on the British TV car show Top Gear. There are three main Stigs: Black Stig, the first White Stig and the second White Stig.

Possible Opponents
The Mysterious Stranger (Fallout)

Skills and Abilities

 * Some say, that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes.

Feats

 * Some say, that he once punched a horse to the ground.
 * Some say, that if he was set on fire, he would burn for 1000 days.
 * Some say, that if he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
 * Some say, he invented Branston Pickle.
 * Some say, that he can open a beer bottle with his testicles.
 * Some say, that he invented the curtain.
 * Some say, he has 12 GCSE’s all in domestic science.
 * Some say, he once tore a goat in half.
 * Some say, that he is the only man in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasn’t a sale on.
 * Some say, that last week he won a BAFTA for ‘Best Original Smell’.
 * Some say, he's actually dead but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
 * Some say, he knighted the Queen and that he saved the Queen from God.
 * Some say, that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater.
 * Some say, that once, he actually punched God.
 * Some say, he was the one who actually pulled Excalibur from the stone and that he is the rightful king of England.
 * Some say, that he once killed a giraffe with just his feet.
 * Some say, he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that the mother was Superman!
 * Some say, he can swim seven lengths under water.
 * Some say, that he invented the mankini because he was frustrated with how his speedos looked on him.
 * Some say, that he is the reason why The Beatles split up.
 * Some say, that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar.
 * Some say, that he could deliver all of the presents to the children on Christmas in 46 minutes.

Faults

 * Some say, that he is scarred of bells.
 * Some say, that he is terrified of ducks.
 * Some say, that if you give him a really important job to do, he’ll skive off and play croquet.
 * Some say, that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch.
 * Some say, that he recently pulled out of “I’m a Celebrity” because he’s frightened of trees, and Australia, and Koo Stark, and Ant, and Dec.
 * Some say, that he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong.
 * Some say, that he doesn’t like to get his helmet wet.
 * Some say, that he thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell.
 * Some say, that even though he’s seen Fifty Shades of Grey he still thinks BDSM is a driving school.
 * Some say, that he used to be a storm-trooper, but he was kicked out when he tried to eat Darth Vader.