User:Kazanshin

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''Villager vs Steve! The battle of the deep-pocketed warriors! Those two harmless-looking fighters now enter the ring! ''

PS : Armadillo1234, I know you've already published a death battle like this but I could'nt just watch a wrong Death Battle on the Wiki. I don't mean to insult you. Thanks for your cooperation.

Interlude
Boomstick “Is it me, or is there a huge lot of psychos who are freaking OP?”

Wiz “It is reality, Boomstick. Two examples are Villager, the carefree mayor of Animal Crossing…”

Boomstick “And Steve, the survivor of the Minecraft world. He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!”

Wiz “And It’s our job to analyze both fighters’ weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win… a death battle.”

Villager
Wiz “Villager was originally only a young boy who moved from town to town…”

Boomstick “Until he stepped into New Leaf, where he became mayor for an unknown reason, and used most of his money going on vacation at a resort island in the south, paying his debts to Tom Nook, building things in the village, organizing night parties with his friends, dancing the whole night, and sending letters and presents to his girlfriend.”

Wiz “At first sight, the villager seems pretty normal and kinda weak to be in death battle, but no, this there is nothing normal about this villager.”

Boomstick “Just look at his eyes! He’s got the eyes of a psycho killer. I can see it… He wants blood… He wants to kill!”

Wiz “Actually, no. The villager is loved by his people and is pretty peaceful, often spending time fishing, catching bugs and swimming, but that’s not what impresses us.”

Boomstick “This guy can pull a humongous sarcophagus of gold just as easily as he would a small chair! And he also swings around an indestructible gold axe to cut down trees in three or even fewer hits. I told you, this guy is a monster!”

Wiz “Not only that, but he can actually catch a whale shark, alone, with a simple fishing rod and with the sheer power of his hands!”

Boomstick “This guy sure has deep pockets. He can carry multiple objects, unlimited supplies of lloid missiles, a slingshot, saplings, a magic watering can, an axe, a shovel, a fishing rod and a bug net.”

Wiz “Even with all those weapons, Villager can even fight bare handed, unleashing a rapid flurry of fist putting boxing gloves.”

Boomstick “He can move fast enough to almost outrun his missiles, is durable enough to swim in the sea in the middle of winter, when it’s snowing. But that comes nowhere near his trademark ability, the pickup.”

Wiz “With that move, Villager can store various objects in his pockets, including enemy projectiles, which he can throw back at their sender.”

Boomstick “Still, Villager has one enormous weakness.”

Wiz “You see, in Animal Crossing, there is absolutely no fighting, so his experience comes only from Super Smash Bros 4.”

Boomstick “But even without experience, Villager can seriously pack a punch.”

Smash Bros commenter “The winner is… Villager!”

Steve
Boomstick “Hey, you console game nerd! I’m sure you’ve at least heard about the most famous PC game character in the world! If you never heard about him, we’re gonna introduce you to... Steve the survivor!”

Wiz “Steve is a professional survivor of unknown origin and humongous power, but there are two things that we know about him: he alone survived the vast and dangerous Minecraft world, and…”

Boomstick “Let me guess… he’s related to Alex?”

Wiz “No.” Boomstick “He’s Indian?”

Wiz “No. And that was racist.”

Boomstick “He defeated the entire creaper race?”

Wiz “No, he...”

Boomstick “Obliterated a town of poor and harmless villagers!”

Wiz “HE KILLED THE ENDER DRAGON, ALRIGHT!!!”

Boomstick “Woah woah, calm down there. And yeah, this guy killed the dragon of the End of the world. And he started it all by punching a tree.”

Wiz “And built himself a house of wooden planks, a crafting table, a wooden pickaxe, a wooden sword, etc… And at the end, went to the End equipped with a full plated diamond armor, an enchanted bow and a diamond sword.”

Boomstick “He apparently has some serious magic powers ‘cause he can retract item like stone and iron so he can put all of them in his pockets and hold 64 of them at the same time in his hands.”

Wiz “Steve is also extremely durable, surviving fireballs from guasts and blazes. But there are actually no signs of him running faster than the average man.”

Boomstick “Plus, he’s got three fatal weaknesses : the first one is lava. He can wear any piece of armor, but he’ll be seriously damaged by falling in lava, which can even kill him. The second are explosives, he can die from a single explosion of a TNT block of… 1x1 meter. Huge bomb he got there. Finally, all of his armors and weapons will eventually break.”

Wiz “Still, he can freely move with a full armor of gold, destroy wood with his bare fists, and is bold enough to keep the egg of the Ender dragon. He is ready for anything.”

''Steve rides a horse with his diamond sword and diamond armor. ''

Pre-fight
Wiz "Alright, the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all!"

Boomstick "Its time for a DEATH BAAAATTTTLLLLLEEE!!!!!!"

Death Battle
Villager is wondering around Animal village, when he finds a strange rock. Not knowing what it is, he hits it with his shovel, breaking it and a diamond emerges from it. Villager sees the diamond, and instantly thinks of a sack of bells. He tries to pick it up, but Steve arrives and grabs it away from him. Villager is shocked, and then gets mad, taking out his gold axe, as Steve grabs his diamond sword.

Fight!
Villager swings his axe at Steve, who blocks the hit with his sword and swings it at Villager, who dodges it by running away. Villager then mounts on a lloid missile and charges at Steve, who puts stone blocks in front of him and blocks the explosion, but Villager jumps from the top of his rocket in front of Steve and punches him multiple times before hitting him with an umbrella, giving him knockback. Steve then equips his diamond armor, as Villager tries to slash him with his gold axe just to have his hit ricochet against the armor. Villager then runs away, hiding in a tree. Steve looks for him, and when he comes under the tree, Villager lets a bowling ball fall on his head, then lets another one, and another one, and.. you get the idea. After Steve attempts multiple times to climb the tree and falls because a ball hits him on the head, his diamond helm breaks. Villager seizes this opportunity to launch a lloid missile, which Steve dodges at the last moment. Villager jumps down from the tree and grabs his gold axe. Steve shoots an arrow at Villager, who uses his pickup move to store it in his pocket, and throws it back at Steve, who manages to block it with his sword. Villager then shoots another lloid missile at Steve, who dodges it and puts a dispenser on the ground. Steve then puts fireballs in it and activates it with a lever. Villager picks up the fireball. Steve fires another fireball and Villager picks it up again. After the same thing happens several times, Villager realizes his pockets are full and panics. Steve shoots another fireball and Villager runs away in the opposite direction, but the fireball catches up to him and burns his back. Villager puts his swimsuit on and dives in the sea, putting out the fire. Villager shoots at Steve with his slingshot, but Steve blocks, plunges in water and attempts to slash Villager, who dives in water to dodge, but Steve follows him and bashes him with his shovel. Villager runs away and pays 1000 bells to Kapp’n to get to Tortimer’s island, as Steve follows him with his own boat. Villager shoots several missiles at Steve, who counters them with his arrows. At Tortimer’s island, the fight continues, Villager shakes a tree and throws the coconuts which fell from it at Steve. The attack lands and leaves Steve vulnerable for a while. Villager seizes the chance and throws a barrage of punches at Steve, then launches a lloid missile at Steve, sending him flying. The diamond armor then breaks entirely, leaving its owner defenseless. Without his armour, Steve starts backing away, as Villager slowly walks toward him with his gold axe. His eyes have a red glow. Steve tries to threaten him with a TNT block, which he puts in front of Villager and takes out a flint and steel. But villager simply throws one of his fireballs at Steve’s hand, forcing him to let go, and then the mayor throws the TNT at Steve and throws another fireball, igniting the TNT. Steve tries to run away but it’s too late. The TNT explodes and seriously damages Steve. Villager, making a face as if he felt pity, gives Steve a present box. When Steve opens the box, a lloid missile emerges from it and takes Steve high in the air before exploding. When Steve is about to fall on the ground, Villager decapitates him with his axe, killing the professional survivor.

KO!
Villager takes pickups the items Steve had and sells them to Tom Nook, and earn hundreds of times more than what he expected.

Conclusion
Boomstick “Are you sure this Villager dude isn’t a psycho killer? ‘Cause that seriously was badass!”

Wiz “This was an extremely close battle. Villager’s speed countered Steve’s durability, Steve’s arsenal countered Villager’s brute strength, Villager’s long range countered Steve’s experience. Both fighters’ feats countered each other.”

Boomstick “But then, Villager had his pickup move.”

Wiz “Villager’s ability to store enemy projectiles completely trumped all of Steve’s abilities.”

Boomstick “By having this skill, villager’s chance of winning skyrocketed.”

Wiz “The winner… is Villager.”

Next time… on Death Battle
Two bows are drawn. The arrows are shot and collide. Then, two blade hit against each other. The camera zooms out and we see Link and Pit swordfighting.