User blog:Ahomeschoolingroudon/Travis Touchdown slices into DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Travis Touchdown is the crownless king of the UAA and has killed every assassin that stands in his way

'''Boomstick: But before that Travis was just your ordinary otaku & loser obsessed with things like anime & video games. That is until he won a fucking beam katana in an online auction! Now I want to head to Ebay!'''

Wiz: I doubt they sell beam katanas there..anyway when he got it he became a hitman and accepted a job to kill Helter-Skelter to get him some cash. However this got him into the United Assassins Association a governing body of assassins leaving him a target for other assasins.

'''Boomstick: However his loser tagline can get thrown out the window with his combat skills! He’s mastered sword wielding and he can slice people up with his katana in seconds! Also he has learned wrestling being able to grapple from mimicking certain moves from wrestling tapes. Also he can turn into a tiger how the hell does that work?'''

Wiz: It doesn’t..but besides that he also has a motorcycle dubbed the Schepeltiger

Boomstick: The what?

Wiz: It’s a combat motorcycle being able to clash with other combat vehicles and still drive around without any hassle.

Boomstick: However that’s nothing compared to Travis’s ultimate ability!

Wiz: See when he ends up killing enough people he can access his full rage potential known as Dark Side Mode! But what is the dark side mode and will it be enough to kill off the unstoppable killer Jack Cayman?

'''Boomstick: Tune in tomorrow as we take our first look at Jack! But if you want some death battle action right now check out our last episode Kanto Legendary Trio Battle Royale!'''