Albuquerque Guy

Albuquerque Guy is a character from the song Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic.

Death Battle Ideas so Far
vs Trogdor the Burninator

Possible Opponents

 * PBG (Normal Boots)

Feats

 * Ate nothing but Sauerkraut until he was 26 and 1/2 years old.
 * Guessed the amount of molecules on Leonard Leroy's butt (3 off).
 * Survived a plane crash, "And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me."
 * Crawled on his hands and knees for three full days without eating, sleeping, or drinking. Whilst dragging a leather suitcase, garland bag, tennis saxophone, a 12 pound football, and his lucky. signed, glow-in-the-dark snorkel.
 * Survived a fight against a big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and and only one nostril.
 * Bit off his ear
 * Took out his appendix
 * Got a colonic irrigation whilst in a fight and was still going.
 * Survived an attack by a dozen starving, crazed weasels to the face.
 * Put out a grease fire with his face.
 * Pulled out a chainsaw out of nowhere.
 * Bit off someone's jugular vein.