User blog comment:Hellfire King Char/Dumbpocalypse-signups/@comment-794213-20160517031304


 * Name - Para
 * Gender - Male
 * Age - 20
 * Bio - Well, he's just sort of a regular guy among some very irregular people. He manages to get by though, with cool powers of his own.
 * What was I doing Pre-Dumbpocalypse - Writing battles doing research
 * Height - 5'6"
 * Appearance - Man in a gray suit and fedora
 * Motto - "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
 * capabilities - Spacial manipulation: Can create anything out of nothing, as long as he's seen it before and knows the material of which it is made. Has knowledge of several weapons across fiction.
 * recklessness factor- how much impulse decides your life - Acts like he's reckless. Is actually very cautious.
 * favorite franchise to wank - Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and Fate
 * Robo-Drumpf, Bernzilla, or Hillaroid - FEEL THE BERNZILLA!
 * You have a brick, a clock, a toaster, and scissors. How do you shot web? - At relativistic speeds
 * Special Hax - Can create portals to other worlds, and heal himself and others using that same molecular manipulation.
 * IF you land in a maximum-security Russian Prison, how do you escape? - By bending the molecules of the bars to turn them into jelly, or water. OR 60 MILLION GOLD COINS!
 * Expansion or Retraction - EXPAND DONG
 * Hell is - Not so bad, compared to other places.
 * How do I conquer the Papier-Mache Lily Pad - One step at a time!
 * Favorite thing to hoard - Body pillows of girls who look 14 but are actually hundreds of years old. Fedoras.