User blog:MacabreHarmony/ERB: Emmet vs Steve

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

EMMET BRICKOWSKI!

VS

STEVE!

BEGIN!

Emmet:

I'm assembling your defeat!

You better run away, Steve!

Becuase when I'm done, I'll literally stomp you with my feet!

Everything Is Awesome!

Because you're gonna be dead!

But you won't understand what I say, cause' you're a blockhead!

Creepers be creepin' and peepin', but when they run into me, they better be weeping!

Cuz' I'm building this world, you could call me Eden!

I'm a Master Builder! You're just an insult to gaming!

You better toggle the weather, because my disses are raining!

Steve:

Insult to gaming? Have you read the news?

I'm staying on this planet for however I choose!

Your movie says to not follow the instructions,

Yet your sets have a manual! What a hypocrite!

In my game, the possibilities are endless!

So I guess my ways of beating you are limitless!

I'll send you down to the Nether! This'll be your End!

Hit you and zap you, just like a Guardian!

I'm the biggest PC hit, and I'm not even on Steam!

To win this battle, I don't even need to go /gamemode c!

Emmet:

It's about to get Wyld!

Steve, you've gone out of style!

Even with your speed potions, I still beat you by a mile!

Your servers today are filled with butter-chomping 8-year olds!

Oh sorry, I forgot that it's called gold!

You know that your game is a ripoff of me!

My mega corporation will smash your Swedish company!

And you were so desperate, you came flocking to us!

Just so you could more stuff on the shelves of a Toys R' Us!

Steve:

Sure, I may have based my game off of your idea,

But I'll still serve my Swedish glory! You could call me IKEA!

Your chances of beating me is breaking bedrock in survival!

I gave retro games a new revival!

So go back and cry to Vitruvius!

I'm more artistic, than the freaking Last of Us!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!