Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26516708-20161223013858/@comment-27517770-20161223023410

Here we see a Dio (Ludicolonography exam.) in its natural habitat, the marshlands of eastern Antarctica. It's mating season for the Dios, and it needs to capture a suitable meal to present as a sacrifice to its mate. Watch, as it hides in the dry bushes, waiting for up to weeks on end to ambush a passing Hipper (Wario wankus.). Here! He's grabbed the prey by the throat, and that's a kill! Yes, this will be suitable indeed. Now, the Dio must reach high ground to perform its mating call and attract a mate. It climbs up the highest tree in the Antarctic swamp, and begins to utter a high-pitched moaning. This sound is very peculiar, and it has captivated the imaginations of sound editors in the film industry. You can hear the mating call of a Dio used as sound effects in such films as The Exorcist. We have edited the sound for your viewing pleasure, but as you can see, out here in the field we need earmuffs as to not be driven insane by the sound. Look! A female approaches! The female of the species look very different from the males. They resemble large white Yetis with sheep-like faces, while the males are almost monkey-like in nature. The female, being much larger, quickly consumes the Hipper, and finds it to be suitable. She allows the male to mate with her. Watch, as she gets into the position. The mating of Dios is very violent, and many times both of the Dios involved suffer fatal wounds. The male pounces onto the female's back, drawing blood with its claws. In the distance, you can see a patriarch of females traveling in search of mates themselves. After the ordeal is done, the female has three broken legs and a fractured vertebra. The male has permanent erectile dysfunction and is paralyzed from the neck up. The two will now leave eachother and tend to their wounds. They may never see eachother again, but if they do, they will almost definitely harbor painful memories.