User blog:GameboyAdv/Death Analysis-Ninja Brian Murders Into Death Battle



Hi, welcome to my first ever Death Analysis Blog! I wanted to kick things off with a bang, so I decided to go with Ninja Brian. If you don't know who that is, here's a link to the Ninja Sex Party YouTube channel. All feats will be taken from these music videos.

https://www.youtube.com/nsp

Now onto the analysis

Background

 * Full Name: Ninja Brian
 * Mute
 * Plays keyboard for Ninja Sex Party
 * Height: Ninja
 * Build: Ninja
 * Age: Supposedly thousands of years old(NSP hosts an epic party every 100,000 years)
 * Hobbies: Theoretical physics, casual mutilation, croquet
 * AKA The Murderator, Silent Death, Daaaaaaaamn
 * Turn-Ons: Standing behind you and not saying anything but listening to you breathe
 * Turn-Offs: Anger Management(technique), Anger Management(movie)
 * Weaknesses: None
 * Signature Move: Murdering the fuck out of people

Arsenal

 * Knives
 * Katanas
 * Poison Darts
 * Lightsaber
 * Shurikens
 * Giant Shuriken he can fly on
 * Smoke Bombs

Skills

 * Trained in Ninjitsu
 * Stealthy
 * Silent Killer
 * Is better than Naruto

Powers

 * Teleportation
 * Laser Vision
 * Can cause explosions with his mind
 * Can create a hologram of a duckling riding on the back of a puppy,the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat(slightly tilted) with his bare hands
 * Can grow in size
 * Flight
 * Keyboard music can put foes into a romantic frenzy

Feats

 * Murdered hundreds, maybe thousands of people
 * Blew up a building with his mind
 * Survived being lit on fire
 * Took down another ninja in one shot
 * Killed Bowser, Wario, all of Bowser's Infantry, some Toads, and Yoshi, all in a matter of moments.
 * Blew up the sun

Possible opponent
When it comes to choosing opponents there are a few options, but I think the best bet is good old Segata Sanshiro. Both are internet legends with over the top insane and crazy feats.



Next time
I said at the beginning I was starting of with a bang, but I'm certainly gonna start the next analysis off with a Yang...