The mad doctor Vs The Medic

INTRO
Speedsy: doctors usually they help out in medical areas but these two are more mad then helpful insane even

spider cat: the mad doctor the forgotten mad scientist enemy of mickey mouse

speedsy: and the medic mad scientist of team fortress 2

spider cat: he's speedsy i'm spider cat

speedsy: and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to see who would win...a death battle

The Mad Doctor
speedsy: in the days of black and white there was one icon that stood the test of time with Disney mickey

mouse but he wasn't really Walt's first creation that was oswald the lucky rabbit due to a contract with

universal Walt quit production on him and was forced to created mickey but a few years later Disney got the

rights back

spider cat: yeah in exchange for AL micheals oswald due to being forgotten now resides in wastleands but

we're not talking about him we are talking about a forgotten nemesis of mickey mouse the mad doctor

speedsy: yeah his cartoon was most terrifying his plan was to cut off pluto's head but it doesn't stop there

spider cat: yeah the mad man wants to attach it to chicken's body then have it lay an egg and see what the

baby makes what the hell?

speedsy: mickey went on a mission to rescue him but he was strapped to a surgeon's table and about to be

cut in half but it's okay cause it was all a dream

spider cat: phew mickey needs to lay off on the hot dogs

speedsy: anyway over time the mad doctor was forgotten and ended up in wasteland but mickey managed

to become famous till one day when playing with yen Sid's paint set he accidentally sent the phantom blot

onto wasteland

spider cat: wow mickey not your best move

speedsy: yeah thee mad doctor was the medic in the world of wasteland but when the blot came the mad

doctor took control of the blot thus he became half animatronic and wasteland was ravaged well a wasteland

spider cat: real original Disney anyway the mad doctor was killed when the blot absorbed him but somehow

came back in the sequel but he was different

https://youtu.be/XdcmJQsy784

spider cat: well good for him he made the game a musical

speedsy: not really the mad doctor was still evil as it reveals that the mad doctor was planning to have his

heart back you see every toon has a heart without it they get forgotten so yeah

spider cat: yeah he planned to leave wasteland and even tried to kill oswald's friends with thinner that stuff

erases them kinda like dip from roger rabbit

speedsy: but when oswald and mickey went back to save him the mad doctor learned that respect doesn't

come from power it comes from the nerve thus he became a toon again

https://youtu.be/-gP58R9SWmk

spider cat : *starts crying* i'm not crying it's liquid pride

speedsy: right anyway the mad doctor has several inventions like beetleworks robots made from old disney

rides blotlings remains of the phantom blot  blotworks a combination of the blotling and beetleworks he also

has access to old projectors prompting him to travel to different worlds and a giant robot with metal claws

he is a genius and has created many thing

spider cat: but he is insane too insane very insane he got absorbed by the blot but somehow came back

meaning that he somehow must have survived he also has many inventions he can use in battle and can

easily invent things too in the end he is one mad doctor

mad doctor: dear diary who is the most evil doctor of them all? wonderfully evil me

The Medic
speedsy: okay guys we all know the origins of team fortress 2 thanks to the comic if you didn't read it here

is how it goes

spider cat: two cousins brawled over the fact they had they're own teams so to determine whose team was

better they had a battle red vs blue to simply put it the read team and the blue team would battle to the

death and try to capture the other team's intelligence they're are the same members the heavy the scout the

engineer the demoman the sniper we talked about the scout now let's talk about the medic

speedsy: the medic is what his name is a medic he can heal people as he is a skilled surgeon he as a stock

an air powered syringe  shooting gun an overdose making him gain speed the crusader's crossbow heals

teammates

speedsy: he also has many medi guns and bone saws since he is a surgeon

spider cat: he has impressed the devil for being a monster the freaking devil! he even added eight souls to

himself how? nobody knows

speedsy: he has cheated death with another contract with the devil he brought back the sniper outsmarted

the classic heavy and the devil allowed a dead baboob's uterus to produce a baby

spider cat: what?

speedsy: don't ask he also with the heavy's help defeated a million opponents with an ubercharge the

ubercharge makes a you bullet proof

spider cat: but he does have some flaws he can't face battles alone but battle medics exist his syringe guns

have short damage and low range

speedsy: his healing factor must have him leave combat but can be increased by using the  amputator his

vaccinator can be ineffective against melee damage  and even when ubercharged can be seperated from

his teammates  he is insane unsympathetic to his patients heck he even stole his patients skeletons  which

made him lose his medical degree  he also destroyed the hearts of his patients to create the ubercharge

spider cat: yeah cause medic don't give a fuck medic don't care he is basicially like the honey badger of the

tf2 game he got his pidgeon Archimedes stuck in the scout's torso

speedsy: he also forget to use anesthetics on his patients and sometimes avoids them

spider cat: the madman even has a spy's head in his fridge and even experiments on it what the hell?

speedsy: but make no mistake the medic get's the job done no questions asked

medic: octoberfest!!!!

Battle intro
Speedsy: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

spider cat: it's time for a....death battle!

Pre-Fight

 * the mad doctor is seen fixing things up but then he sees millions of toons running in fear*

the mad doctor: what is this

he is shocked to see a toon about to be cut in half

mad doctor: hey you there put that toon down

medic: bah who cares? he is my new experiment

mad doctor: i will allow no such thing

medic: very well why do they always want to do it the hard way

Announcer: FIGHT!

Fight
the mad doctor summons his beetlworks and they attack the medic as they starts shooting at him the medic

uses his guns to destroy them the medic however is shocked to see the mad doctor put some ink like

substance in them

medic: von hiemel what is this

the mad doctor: blotlings half blotling half beetlework attack!

the blotworks attack the medic knocking him back and forth  the medic uses his syringe guns to attack but

they do nothing

the medic: oh no time to power up

with that the medic get's the ubercharge nothing effects him as he destroyd the blotworks

the mad doctor: time to send out the blotlings

the blotling then atttack the medic as his ubercharge wears off the medic can't hand the blotlings

medic: get these little demon's off of me!

the mad doctor: blotlings are everywhere

the medic then shoots some syringe guns at the blotlings when that doesn't work he uses his bonesaw and

saw them in half but then mad doctor is seen flying in his hover invention and starts shooting at the medic

medic: what the hell?

the mad doctor: i am full of tricks you never know what i come up with next ha ha!

the medic then uses more of the ubercharge and attacks as he jumps up and destroys the hover thing

the medic: hahahah!

suddenly a sillohette appears

the medic: what is this?

the mad doctor appears and reveals his animatronic parts

the medic: you are ze robot?

the mad doctor: animatronic actually i got this way to control the phantom blot attack!

the medic: try me!

but the medic grew too cocky as he absorbed the ubercharge the medic tried to attack using his guns but

the blot absorbs them too

the medic: very well then

the medic being a battle medic then fires a explosive at the phantom blot as he explodes

the mad doctor: yeah that didn't work out anyways time for my secret weapon

the medic: zexret weapon?

with that a giant robot with four giant blades appears with a glass bubble with the mad doctor in it

the medic: oh no

the mad doctor: oh yes

with that the robot pins the medic down and tears off his head as the neck area bleeds out

the mad doctor: that will put an end to your lunacy ha ha!

Results
spider cat: yeah the looney's dead

speedsy: there is a reason the mad doctor won the medic even though having more weapons is too insane to

compete with the mad doctor and the mad doctor possiblt survived being absorbed by the blot not only that but

he is also half toon hal animatronic plus his invention are far superior the medic couldn't leep up

spider cat: yeah the mad doctor is far more unpredictable the medic couldn't predict what he wold take out

next giving the mad doctor the win looks like the medic was pinned

speedsy: the winner is the mad doctor



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