Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39775068-20200130192317/@comment-39775068-20200201145003

''Pit: What the...? Lady Palutena, who's this handsome dude!?''

'''Palutena: Someone who shouldn't be trusted Pit. This man is Dio Brando, otherwise known as DIO!'''

''Pit: Dio? Why is he AKA Dio too?''

'Viridi: That's because Dio's alias is his name in all caps. Don't ask, it's pretty bizarre.'

'''Palutena: Pit, DIO is a vampire that specializes in ranged attacks. He'll throw knives at you, and won't hesitate to punch you fast and hard, so long as he wins.'''

''Pit: Punching from a distance? Like Saitama?''

'Viridi: No, you imbecile. We're talking about DIO's Stand, The World.'

''Pit: I knew two pairs of eyes were locked onto me! Still, no sweat, this is Little Mac all over again''

'''Palutena: Not really. Pit, you can only see Stands if you have one yourself. And you don't.'''

Pit: Way to give me a knock to my confidence, Lady Palutena!

'Viridi: Allow me to break it even further. DIO's Final Smash involves him stopping time, where he'll somehow find a steamroller and throw it on top of you! Please, get hit by it.'

'''Palutena: Really Pit, don't. Not only do you get crushed, DIO also forces it into the ground by rapidly punching the top of the roller. It can KO you pretty easily, so be careful.'''

''Pit: Can we do the thing where we shout like DIO? To bring my spirits up!''

Viridi and Palutena: NO PIT!!!

Pit: Wow, good grief, you guys have made my hopes useless!