Majin Buu vs Deadpool

Prolugue
Boomstick: Two crazy regenerating characters fight in a Death Battle!

Wiz: Deadpool from Marvel

Boomstick: And Majin Buu from the Dragon Ball Z series.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it is our job to analyze their strength,weapons,and abilities to see who would win a Death Battle!

Majin Buu
Wiz: There was a lizard thing called Bibity.

Boomstick: He was trying to release buu then died and bobity released him.

Wiz: But something unexpected happened. He turned out to be a crazy idiot.

Boomstick: But fortunately he had a lot of skills.

Wiz: For once your right. He could kill Gohan and Vegeta.

Wiz: Majin Buu can teleport, shoot powerful projectiles,and shoot energy balls at people with his antenna.

Boomstick: You said balls.

Wiz: *sigh*

Boomstick: Majin Buu is the only DBZ character that takes effect from normal bullets.

Wiz: But Buu has regeneration. So he could pull off his skin and it regenerate instantly.

Boomstick: And what's disturbing is that he uses his flesh to fight. Yuck! Reminds me of ToFu.

Wiz: I like ToFu.

Boomstick: You must be chinese.

Wiz: But what's more disturbing is that he can absorb people.

Boomstick: He has a Fat Buu form, but his main and most dangerous form is his Kid Buu form.

Wiz: It took Goku and Vegeta together to defeat Kid Buu.

Deadpool
Wiz: Wade Wilson was a ninja man until he got cancer.

Boomstick: He found a place for a cure and instead he was handed to Weapon X.

Wiz: Then they injected him with the same stuff that gave Wolverine regeneration.

Boomstick: Blah Blah Blah. Now Deadpool's Weapons.

Deadpool: Machine Guns,Swords,grenades,teleportation belt,and more. Woohoo!

Boomstick: ......

Wiz: Deadpool is also very crazy and he thinks he's invincible and he is careless in battle.

Boomstick: He also took on the whole Marvel universe with one sword.

Wiz: The karbenanium sword.

Boomstick: This can kill people with regeneration.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!!

Fight
Deadpool was walking around talking to himself.

Deadpool: I'm tired of arguing with myself. Holy smoke! Bubble Gum!

Buu: What? You're funny! I'll make you dead.

Deadpool: I am funny, but I can't die.

Deadpool grabbed his swords and smiled.

Buu: I like you. I want to be friends with your remains.

FIGHT!

Deadpool jumped and stabbed Buu.

Buu: Owww.

Buu: Just kiddding.

Deadpool: I like you. Let's have fun.

Majin Buu punched Deadpool in the stomach.

Deadpool laughed. Then he got out 2 machine guns.

Deadpool: Rock a bye, Bang bang bang

Majin Buu got hurt but not much. Buu smiled. Then Deadpool farted.

Deadpool: I love beans.

Then he threw Grenades in Buu's mouth. Buu blew up.

Deadpool: There's bubble gum everywhere! Time to chew.

Then Majin regenerated his body. Then he pulled of flesh from his giant stomach.

Deadpool puked.

Then Buu shaped it to a sword.

Deadpool: Sword Fight!

Deadpool got out his swords. Buu laughed.

Buu made his sword stretch to Deadpool.

It wrapped him up. Deadpool cried.

Deadpool: Waaaaaah. Not really.

Deadpool teleported behind Buu and stabbed him. Deadpool laughed.

Deadpool: WEAK!

Majin was mad.

Deadpool: Now time to take care of your regeneration.

He grabbed the karbenanium sword.

Buu was still mad. He shot Deadpool with a projectile.

There was a hole in Deadpool.

Buu: Yay! I'm happy now!!!!! lalala!

Deadpool: Holy smoke.

Then his stomach regenerated.

Buu was mad again. Then he turned to kid buu.

Deadpool looked scared but he wasn't.

Deadpool: AAAH! I'M NOT SCARED! AAAH!

Buu laughed.

He shot a projectile at Deadpool from his antenna.

Deadpool was melted into ash. Kid Buu laughed and hit his chest like a monkey.

Then he took the karbenanium sword from Deadpool's remains then he laughed.

Deadpool regenerated.

Deadpool: Where's the sword?

Kid Buu used his energy to have a HUGE ball of energy over him. He shot it at Deadpool.

Deadpool: Oww. That didn't hurt.

He regenerated again. Kid Buu got near him and stabbed him with the karbenanium sword.

Deadpool: AAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!

Deadpool fell down. Kid Buu took his body and threw it to the sun.

Kid Buu: It was on like Donkey Kong!

Kid Buu walked away pleased with his kill.

K.O!

Results and summary
Boomstick: Wow. I thought he was unkillable!

Wiz: Even though Deadpool was fast and ninjalike he still couldn't fly or turn into a different form.

Boomstick: Deadpool may have wiped out the whole Marvel universe, but Majin Buu was just to pink and powerful for the unkillable Deadpool.