Reality Warping Villians Battle Royale

Description
Four reality-warping villains, some were reformed and changed their ways while others continue to the bitter end, will fight to the death in this Battle Royale

Introduction
Papyrus: While some villains are your typical mad scientist who wants to steal all the Papyrus-brand spaghetti in the world, some are very powerful and can warp reality to their whim.

Sans: Like these four fellas right over here.

Papyrus: Like Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony,...

Sans: ...Magolor, the Traveler from the Stars,...

Papyrus: … Bill Cipher, the dorito that can't be trusted,...

Sans: '''...and Bowser, the King of the Koopas. Sans here, and this is my brother, Papyrus.'''

Papyrus: And I, the Great Papyrus, would like to say it is our job to analyze the combatants and see who would win in a Death Battle.

Death Battle
Sans: '''Before we dive in, please note that Bowser is composite in this story, and Discord is the one from the show, not the comics. Magolor, of course gets the Master Crown, and Bill has his physical form so he can actually be harmed.'''

Papyrus: Anyways, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Sans: It's time for a Death Battle!

Pre-Death Battle
Location: Ponyville, Equestria (Ten Days after "School Raze: Part 2")

It was a just ten days or so after the Cozy Glow incident, and things were running pretty normally. A certain draconeqqus was having tea with his bestie, Fluttershy. "Wow! You truly outdid yourself this time. This tea is quite exquisite! Even more so exquisite than the last brand, who did you get the ingredients from?"

"Thanks, Discord. But you can thank Meadowbrook for that. She was the one who told me about how to make this tea. It was forgotten over time." Fluttershy said as she sipped some of her own tea. Currently, they were at the small town of Ponyville with the rest of the Mane Six.

"Then I'd send her a letter after-"

BOOM!

Just then, a purple alicorn came rushing in along with five other ponies. "Fluttershy! Discord! There is this thing attacking Equestria!" Twilight said. Both Fluttershy and Discord looked out to see a gaseous-looking being with a crown and two disembodied gloves devastating Equestria.

"Aw, geez. Just ten days after the last one. That is a new record." Discord said as he snapped his fingers to confront the guy. Magolor was having a field day terrorizing Ponyville, with several houses completely gone from the map, and a few others ablaze with flames. He smirked from under his white scarf with a blue buckle as he looked upon Celestia and Luna with murderous intent.

"Pathetic. Your blasts merely tickle." Magolor said as he teleported behind them. Before Celestia and Luna had time to react, Magolor grabbed them by the tails and slammed them against the ground before grabbing their horns and crushing them. "But now, like all good things, it has to end, and it's time for you to die." The ponies gasped as Magolor tossed both alicorns into the air. Before he could deliver a finishing blow, they were teleported out of Magolor's reach and onto the ground. "Huh?"

"Now hold it right there, mister!" Magolor turned to see a mishmashed dragon looking at him, arms crossed and lizard foot tapping rhythmically. "Now, I enjoy a good amount of chaos as much as the next guy, but can you please lay off the killing, and delay it for a while. I'm in a very important appointment with my bestie, and there shouldn't be any ruckus."

"Oh, is that so?" a voice familiar to Discord said. A wormhole opened and a yellow triangle with a top hat and bow tie came out. "Oh hiya, Dissy. Long time, no see. Anyway, I just came by to turn Equestria into my own playground, so I came to offer you a deal. I liked the old you, so-"

"Oh, heavens, no, Bill. You see, I'm reformed. Now, run along your merry way, or we will have to-" Discord said before another wormhole opened, and an airship came out of it. "Oh goodness gracious, there's another boner." Discord said, rolling his eyes through a bowling alley.

"Augh! Stupid Fawful!" Bowser said as he jumped out of his ship, creating a shockwave that nearly killed the princesses when he landed right in front of them. "Now, where the f*@k am I?" Bowser said as he looked around before Discord teleported into his view. "And who the hell are you?"

"Gah, such foul language. Look buddy. Go back to where you-"

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Bowser yelled as he unleashed a torrent of flames at his adversary, who merely teleported out of the way, bringing Celestia and Luna with him.

"Careful, princesses are fragile. I'm Discord, spirit of Chaos and disharmo-"

"Chaos schmaos, harmony schmarmony, who cares!" Bowser said, electing gasps from everyone in the area except Magolor and Bill. "Junior and I about to take my kingdom back when that stupid Fawful used a portal to take me here!"

"Like all the critics. How about we fight each other to the death and the last man standing gets to decide what happens to this dumb place?" Magolor said. Discord was about to object when Bowser began to speak.

"Now that is a good idea! I've been mad about Fawful's stunt, and I have to vent it on something!" Bowser replied as he cracked his knuckles.

"And for good measure!" Bill said as he snapped his fingers. Celestia and Luna began shriveling up as they burst into flames, electing gasps of horror from every native Equestrian in the area. At the same time, the Tree of Harmony was destroyed by the same dream demon. "There will be NO outside interferences."

"Guess I have no choice, now. Alright, I will do what I must." Discord said as he went into a simple combative position, knowing that this was going to be extremely tough to win. He sensed that Bill Cipher had destroyed the Tree, so did the Mane Six, who felt their connection. "Twilight, I may not have been the best, but you should teleport your friends somewhere safe, keep Fluttershy safe for me, will you?"

The purple alicorn, seeing no other choice, charged her horn, teleporting herself, her friends and every pony visible with her far from Ponyville. "Alright you freaks. Normally, I'm not into killing, but now, I will fight to protect my friends." Discord said as he went into a simple combative position, Magolor and Bill prepared their energies and Bowser crossed his arms, smirking.

"Then let us begin." the Koopa King said.