User blog:Sharaku Jr./Mario VS Garfield

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Mario VS Garfield is a What-if? Death Battle by Sharaku Jr.. It features Mario from the eponymous series and Garfield from the eponymous series.

Interlude
Wiz: Wait what the heck is happening here?!

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Wiz: W̶͕̩͙̥̙̜̪̥̖͕͍͔̹̎̀̊͊̈́̀Ḩ̷͎͉̜̭͆A̷̢͋̊̾͋ͅT̶͙̣͂́͒̒̐̀͋̈́T̷̩̟̭̦̩͍̀͒̌́͛͊͜͝H̸͖̥͓̙̫͙̞̭̱̙͋́̆́̏̂ͅE̴͕̳͙̰̙̙͇̩̰͇̪̘̤̊́̅̀̕͜ ̷̮͍̤͐̓́̀̀̅̚F̵̤̱̥͙̭̦͚͙̬̜̲̙̏̆̽̇̽̈́̆̉̉̈́̀̄̎͐͝U̸̡͔̙̖̖̞̔̀̉̈́̅̀̾̌̌͗̽́̿͜U̶͙͖͉̫͍͔̥͔̬̣͛͐̂̔̈̔͐̓̈́̀̏̀̓̾̇͜ͅͅƯ̴̡̢̺̠͇̹͔̹̠̬͑̎̊̋͋̆̽̎͑̕͠Ŭ̶̡̟̞͗̓̾Ų̴̨̨̡̮͕̮̻̖̯̦̞̯̎͑͑͂͐U̴̯͔̩̍͛̎͒̽̿́̒̾̀̕͝ͅ-̸̧̤̞̜̐̾̈̈́̈̀̽ͅ

(Static envelopes the screen)

'??: So, it's finally time to enact my plan. Initiate phase one.'

(Fade to black)

Fight!!
Mario jumped out of a pipe and landed on the ground. He was in the Mushroom Kingdom. He quickly looked around and saw many of Bowser's minions. He quickly went to work dispatching Goombas and Koopa Troopas like nothing. Mario was on another quest to save Peach from Bowser. But just then, a portal opened, interrupting Mario. Out of it stepped a short, fat orange cat who looked like he hadn't ever heard of the word "diet".

Mario: Mama Mia, what the fucka are you?

''Garfield: Wow that's just rude. I'm just another orange cat minding my own business and you come in here acting all high and mighty.''

''Mario: So you must be one of'a Bowser's admirals. Fine'a, this'll be easy. After this I'ma eat some spaghetti.''

Garfield: Meh, I always preferred Lasagna.

Mario quickly got into a fighting stance. Garfield, seeing this lifted up both his hands. In one hand, a metal glove appeared with 6 multicolored gems on it- The Infinity Gauntlet -and in the other, a gun appeared.

Garfield: Get ready to fuckin' delet this. FIGHT!!

Mario immediately rushed at Garfield and tried to jump on him, but Garfield teleported away from the attack. Mario saw this and immediately began to shoot many fireballs at the cat. Garfield got hit with them multiple times, but Garfield was unfazed. Mario then shot a big fireball at Garfield, but Garfield sneezed, blowing it back towards Mario. Mario got hit by it and got caught on fire. Garfield then took this as an opening.

Garfield: Gun Special.

Garfield then proceeded to fire 69420666 bullets at Mario. Mario quickly equipped the Cape power up and reversed the bullets back at Garfield. The fat cat lifted the Infinity Gauntlet and used the Reality Stone to transform the bullets into 69420666 piles of Lasagna. Garfield then opened his mouth incredibly wide and succd them all up, similar to Kirby.

Garfield: That was planned.

Mario: Mama mia, you're annoying.

Garfield: Oh you're so dead.

Garfield then circled a ball of blue energy into his hands and fired a massive Kamehameha out of his hands. Mario sidestepped it but lost the Cape power up in the process. The Ki beam blew up a massive mountain in the distance. Mario then rushed up to Garfield and punched the cat in the stomach. He then threw Garfield down making Garfield bounce up. Mario then spun incredibly quickly in a circle, striking Garfield several times. Mario then did the funny aerial and hit Garfield downward, causing a massive crater to be formed. Garfield got up.

''Garfield: Really? Using the Alpharad move? Not funny, didn't laugh.''

Mario: Ok Garfield Ok Garfield.

Garfield: No U >:V

Mario then grabbed a Mega Mushroom and grew in size. Mario attempted to step on the cat, but Garfield held up Mario's foot with his pinkie finger. Garfield then grew in size as well and matched Mario in a standoff. Garfield tried scratching at Mario but Mario ducked. He then knocked Garfield away. Mario then used a Super Bell to become Cat Mario.

''Garfield: Oh now you're just copying me. What are you, Mega Man?''

Cat Mario then jumped up super high in the sky, crashing into Garfield with a double footed dropkick. Garfield was knocked to the floor but kicked Mario off of him. Mario then used the Double Cherry and multiplied. Both of them began to kick Garfield while he was down.

Marios: We are going to beat you to death.

But Garfield teleported away from Mario and lifted up the Infinity Gauntlet. He used the Power Stone to punch Mario very hard. Garfield then fired a Hadoken at Mario but Mario was able to avoid it. Mario all of a sudden began to shrink because his Mega Mushroom was running out.

Garfield: (Laughs in Eval)

The now massive fat cat flurry-punched Mario over and over, laughing while doing it, the classic Metal Slug explosion appearing every time Garfield hit Mario. As of now, it looked like Garfield was going to beat him to death. But Mario had one more power up in his sleeve. Before Garfield hit his last massive punch, Mario activated the White Tanooki leaf and threw Garfield off of him. Mario glowed with an epic power.

Garfield: Hey, you can only get that through game mechanics.

Mario: I don't care lol.

Mario then rushed Garfield again, slapping him around and around easily. Eventually, Mario threw Garfield upward and smashed into him, knocking Garfield through the entire planet. Garfield, annoyed, sighed.

Garfield: Just another Monday.

Garfield teleported back again towards where Mario was, shocking Mario that Garfield was still alive. Garfield smashed into Mario with his Infinity Gauntlet, knocking Mario into the ground. The fat cat then lifted up Mario. The Reality Stone began to glow. Mario's White Tanooki leaf disappeared.

Garfield: Haha, how's it feel being 9-A, dummy?

Mario: N-no..

Garfield then opened a portal with the Space Stone and threw Mario into it. Mario looked as he was falling down. He saw he was above a city made of plastic building blocks. Mario tried to move, but he was too late. Mario crashed into the water at full velocity. A few bystanders, also made of plastic alerted the authorities.

Bystander: A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!!

Police Guy: Start the new rescue helicopter!

But the rescue helicopter was in pieces, and had to be rebuilt.

Police Guy: HEY!!

The helicopter was eventually built, but when they flew over the river to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher and make the rescue, they were too late. Mario had died. Garfield had been watching the entire time and laughed.

Garfield: Man RatedM's gonna be pissed.

KO

Post-Analyis
'??: HAHA, THE PLAN IS COMPLETE! Garfield performed exactly as expected when we messed with the source material. Mario stood absolutely no chance, especially when Garfield had the Infinity Gauntlet. Huh? Who am I? Well dear reader..let's say..'

''Sharaku: You know me very well. The Winner is Garfield.''