User blog:Christianthepupbot/DBX: Leafyishere vs Lie Ren

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Description Battle of the young people with emo haircuts. Well, actually there is more connection:

Ren can make people disappear in the eyes of Grimm

Leafy can make comedy disappear in the eyes of Humans.

I dunno I just wanted to make Leafy fight a RWBY character in a DBX for some unknown reason. They told me I would be going through unknown feelings when I hit puberty. Is wanting to make Leafyishere fight a RWBY character a stage of puberty? Pre-Here We Go Ren & Nora are walking alone in the woods, Grimm hunting.

Ren: Let's split up. I'll go left, you'll go right.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora: Got it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">They both do that.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well walking, Ren see's a strange sight. It appears to be a grown ass man wearing a sweater, hat, headphones, and a weak chin. It's the Leafster himself, Leafyishere.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Ya know, I don't know how I got into this forest in the first place, but it looks fucking beautiful man. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Hey! Over here! Who are you?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy looks at Ren.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: AHAHAHAHAHA! Look at this dude. Look at that pink line in his hair! Look at his long ass hair dude! Ahahaha! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Who are you talking to?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Oh just my fans. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: But no one is here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: You're fucking stupid dude. It's my semblance. I can talk and everything I say will be recorded and uploaded when I want it to be. And there's no cameras or mics involved. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: I see.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Dude, your pinkhair line is literally the cringiest thing I've ever seen. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Could you please shut up.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: "Oh look at me, I'm dying my hair, I'm such a good person for dying my hair." ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren pulls out his weapon, Stormflower. Leafy reacts how you would expect.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Oh my god dude, this guy has knives on guns. Knifeguns man. That would be cool, you could like stab someone with one and shoot with the other. This is cool man, it's like knifeguns. Knifeguns would be a cool weapon, you could stab and shoot, that would be awesome man. Like, knifeguns. That's cool. Knifeguns are really cool man. You can shoot someone then stab them. Just jam a knife in their throat and shoot them in the face. Yeah, knifeguns are cool. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy pulls out his red CS:GO knife.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Ren: I'll make you shut up. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy: Me first. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0cm;">'<span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;"> HERE WE GO!!! <span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> ' <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:4.8pt0cm6pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy runs at Ren with the knife. Ren blocks with Stormflower. Ren shoots at Leafy, but Leafy dodges. Ren then throws his weapons at the cyber bully, but Leafy ducks. They come back into Ren's hands.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Alright motherfuckers, are you ready for some action. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy's knife turns into a red sniper rifle because everyone knows that in the RWBY-verse, everything needs to be a gun. He points it at Ren and shoots. Ren gets out of the way. Leafy shoots five times but Ren dodges all of them.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: DODGE THIS! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafy shoots a bullet that is faster than most bullets. It hits Ren in the shoulder. The bullet has been soaked in Clorox, so Ren is poisoned.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Agh!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Goodbye you edgy teen. ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Just then, something comes out from the trees.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">???: DON'T MESS WITH MY PANCAKE MAKER!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora jumps out from the trees and smashes the ground. She turns her hammer into a grenade launcher and fires. The explosions don't hit Leafy but they do send him flying back. Leafy gets up and tries shooting Nora. Nora dodges by jumping in the air. She lands right in front of Leafy. She raises her hammer.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora: YOU'RE GONNA MISS WALKING!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora hits Leafy with all her power. Leafy is sent flying.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren gets up and is fine via aura.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: That man was really annoying.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">'''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">SOMEWHERE ELSE. '''

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Calvin has been impaled by a tree. He's still alive, however.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: That person has messed with the wrong lizard. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">'<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">UNDERTALE TRANSFORMATION SOUND. '

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The screen fades to white before cutting back to Lie Ren and Nora in the middle of the forest. Nora is sitting on a bench with her hand on an oven, providing electrisity so Ren can make pancakes.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: So, do you want chocolate chips on them?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora: Sure.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Thanks for saving me by the way.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora: Well, what was I supposed to do?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: Let's just wait for Ruby and Jaune.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">3 seconds of silence happens until...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">'<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">BANG! '

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nora is shot in the left shoulder.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: NORA!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren checks her pulse. She's still alive but knocked out cold.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">???: I can already see the title now.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren gets up and hears footsteps. He aims his weapons at where they're coming from.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">???: "CRAZIEST DUDE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND TRY TO ATTACK ME" That will get a lot of clicks.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">A man comes out of the forest and faces Ren. He wears a dinosaur onesie, a hat, and has scaly skin and reptile like eyes. Its voice sounded like Calvin's, only deeper and with an echo. It's Leafyishere's final form, REPTILIAN LEAFY!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0cm;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ren: So, you're a Faunus.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Leafy: Buddy boy, I’m not a Faunus. I'm a motherfucking reptilian! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Leafyster draws his sniper, which is twice as powerful now and shoots Ren in both shoulders. Ren crawls into the bushes to recover. Leafy taps his headphones and down comes four Mini-Attack Helicopters.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leafy: Come out, come out.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren: I need a plan.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren them comes across some random dust sitting on the ground.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren: Aha!

<p class="MsoNormal">Leafy and his heles are aiming at the direction Ren disappeared into. A voice comes from behind Leafy.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren: You should consider using dust instead of bullets.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren shoots lightning dust at one of the heles, causing it to short circuit. Ren shoots fire dust at another, causing it to explode. The dust from the explosion get’s in Leafy’s eyes and he is blinded.

<p class="MsoNormal">Leafy: OW, OH MY GOD DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!?!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren throws Stormflower at the attack helicopters, causing them to die. Ren jumps out and takes back his weapons. Leafy recovers.

<p class="MsoNormal">Leafy: You little son of a bit- 

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren shoots Leafy with ice dust. He is now frozen solid. Ren shoots the no chinned reptilian three times in the chest. Leafy is unfrozen. He survives but is now make in normal form.

<p class="MsoNormal">''Leafy: Shit dude, you’re though. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren pulls out his father’s dagger.

<p class="MsoNormal">''Leafy: Oh, and then you pull out your dumb fucking knife. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren: THIS. IS A DAGGER. MY DEAD FATHER GAVE TO ME!

<p class="MsoNormal">Lie dashes at Leafy holding the dagger. Leafy’s sniper transforms back into a red knife and the two knives hit each other. The two have a knife fight. That is until Ren uses his semblance and turns gray. Seeing as Leafster has the intelligence of a Grimm, Ren is completely invisible to him.

<p class="MsoNormal">Leafy: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?!

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren goes behind the confused cyberbully and stabs him in the back. Leafy looks at the knife in his chest.

<p class="MsoNormal">''Leafy: This is literally the most painful thing ever. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren rips the dagger out of Leafy’s check and into the back of his head.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ren looks at the dead Calvin. Yang pops out of nowhere and runs up to the dead Leafster.

<p class="MsoNormal">'''Yang: Guess you could say leafy ISN’T here. He should have just made like a LEAF and left. AHHAHAHA- wait, how do I know who he is?'''

<p class="MsoNormal">DBX

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<p class="MsoNormal">I'm really sorry for making this. If you have lost braincells I'll pay for the surgery.