Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-7972498-20160517153446

I guess you could call this a critic review, but in all honesty, it's not even that. Yesterday night was the absolute worst, I was doing homework, doing my coding stuff, NvC, exc. Then my dad came home with a movie and wanted to watch it as a family. Thinking that the film was a kids movie, we all gathered together (except my sister, who was at her boyfriend's house getting ready for Prom) and I had NO idea what to expect. Well, I got the answer RIGHT as the film started...

WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE.

If you never heard of this piece of shit, I'm dearly sorry, but for real, this movie was HORRID. (No pun intended) What's the story? There isn't any. For real, the whole film is just unacceptable fluff. Another sad thing about this movie is it's dark tone. Not even fricking Chucky goes so vivid!! Allow me to list EVERYTHING this movie had to offer...

1. corpses getting their dicks ripped off, that's a nice thought, huh? Should I even continue?

2. A hillbilly family who uses their CHILD daughter as a porn star

3. A dog pulls out a unborn child out of the mother's womb and kills it.

4. THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS SEX WITH THAT SAME DOG. WHO AGAIN....IS....A CHILD. A CHILD. THAT IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, ILLEGAL SHIT WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS.

5. Maggots coming out of corpses.

...and our family stoped after the first 15 minutes, amazing we went that far in. But I continued watching it, which has to be the biggest mistake I ever made. For serious, don't watch this film, it's worse than Foodfight, it's worse than Life's a Jungle, it's worse than EVERYTHING I've ever seen.

My Rating: 0/100 