Jafar vs. Ursula

Jafar vs. Ursula is a death battle by Joshua_foote14.

Interlude
Wizard: Disney has created all sorts of villains, ranging from evil sorcerers, wicked stepmothers, or simply egomaniacal hunters.

Boomstick: This time, two of them are going to be fighting each to the death. Jafar the treacherous advisor and Ursula the evil sea witch.

Wizard: For this Death Battle we shall be pitting two of these said sorcerers in a Death Battle to see who would win...

Boomstick: A Death Battle!

Wizard: That was kind of redundant, wasn't it?

Boomstick: Whatever! Let's meet out combatants!

Jafar
Wizard: In the land of Agrabah there exists among other things, a wealthy sultan, his daughter Jasmine, a pauper that goes by the name of Aladdin...

Boomstick: And a treacherous advisor!

Wizard: I was getting to that, Boomstick.

Boomstick: Who in the right mind would hire him? I know I wouldn't!

Wizard: Your guess is as good as mine. Apparently, the Sultan isn't very smart...

Boomstick: I'll say!

Wizard: Eventually, Jafar decided that rather than try to manipulate the Sultan to his own ends to get what he wanted...he decided to take direct control of Agrabah instead. And in order to do that, he needed a genie to give him magic.

Boomstick: If only he got more than three wishes...

Wizard: Believe me, he found a very good use for those three wishes, as limited in quantity as they are. Unfortunately, the Cave Of Wonders was too well-defended for him to enter by himself. He needed someone to do the work for him. That of course was where Aladdin came in.

Boomstick: He disguised himself as an elderly man and got the palace guard to arrest Aladdin...knowing that he had a history of theft.

Wizard: He then took him to the Cave Of Wonders where he would able to get the lamp. Though he was initially unsuccessful in this endeavor, he successfully managed to pull it off after Iago delivered the lamp directly to him. This is where our analysis begins.

Jafar:

+ powerful sorcerer

+ some knowledge of alchemy

+ can use staff to hypnotize

+ capable of shapeshifting into a giant snake

+ has access to the wish-granting powers of a genie

+ pyrokinetic

+ capable of polymorphing enemies

Weaknesses:

- Has to live in a lamp like all the other genies

- Unable to directly kill potential victims

- If lamp is destroyed, he will die

- Staff only works on weak-minded

- Bad boss tendencies cause underlings to turn against him

Boomstick: You wouldn't happen to be a sorcerer, now would you, Wizard?

Wizard: I'm a scientist, not a sorcerer.

Boomstick: Then why do they call you Wizard?

Wizard: Very funny, Boomstick. On to his opponent, shall we?

Ursula
Wizard: Under the sea lurks an evil sorceress who wishes to make deals with unsuspecting merfolk...claiming that she can make their lives better. Unfortunately, they are unable to hold their ends of the bargain for whatever reason, and they end up being transformed into polyps for their trouble.

Boomstick: I don't think I should make a deal with her, should I?

Wizard: No, Boomstick...you shouldn't. She's an evil sea witch

Boomstick: Heh heh. I bet she would make good calamari. Wizard: Eventually, she decided that she wished to rule Atlantica. King Triton had in fact kicked her out of the palace a long time ago for her evil scheming.

Boomstick: Serves her right, huh?

Wizard: Quickly, she realized that she could use King Triton's daughter Ariel to her advantage. Knowing that she desired to be a human, she ultimately persuaded her to make a deal with her. She had three days to make the boy of her dreams fall in love with her...otherwise Ursula would use her to decorate her garden.

Boomstick: Someone's been reading I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

Wizard: Unfortunately, in part due to her sabotaging her deal, Ariel ultimately failed to make Eric kiss her...though admittedly she almost managed to pull it off. She turned back into a mermaid and proceeded to attempt to transform her into a polyp.

Boomstick: As I said, no making deals with an evil sea witch!

Wizard: King Triton naturally attempted to stop her...but since she signed a contract, he was forced to sign the contract instead. He ended up being transformed into a polyp...and Ursula got to rule Atlantica. As such, she managed to obtain his trident and used it to grow huge.

Boomstick: I have to admit, her reign was rather short-lived!

Wizard: Yes, it was. Now for our analysis.

Ursula:

+ Powerful sorceress

+ Does not need trident to perform magic.

+ With trident she can take complete control over the seas.

+ Hydrokinetic

+ Can transform into a giant

+ Capable of hypnosis

+ Skilled at finding enemy's weaknesses

+ Capable of spying on people effectively, knowing how to make deals with them.

+ Skilled with potions

+ Can transform into a human for seduction purposes

+ Can steal voices

Weaknesses:

- Could be impaled by a shipwreck.

- Trident misfires could potentially kill accomplices.

- Unable to beat King Triton in a fair fight

- Sea shell necklace breakable, releasing contents within, including voices

Wizard: Well, now to set up the fight.

Boomstick: I'm rooting on Jafar!

Wizard: I'm rooting for Ursula.

Boomstick: Jafar will win!

Wizard: Whatever you say, Boomstick.