Darkseid vs. Thanos

Darkseid vs. Thanos is a What-If? episode of Death Battle, featuring Darkseid and Thanos. This battle is completed.

Description
Two Galactic overlords fight in the comic war between DC and Marvel, it's Thanos vs Darkseid!

Interlude
'''Boomstick: Whether you think about it or not, there's always this maniacal evil guy that wants nothing more than to bring the universe to its knees. In this case, you have these two monsters who are ready to duke it out.'''

Wiz: Like Darkseid, ruler of Apokolips.

Boomstick: And Thanos, the Mad Titan.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Darkseid (Hipper)
Boomstick: Darkseid is the evil ruler of Apokolips, enemy of Superman and more.

Wiz: But it didn't start that way.

Uxas, real name, was prince on the rather bleak world of Apokolips.

However, his greedy intentions ended up making Uxas murder his parents and sibling, and becoming the new ruler of Apokolips.

He then went to Earth after killing his son, which he had a new enemy in Superman and the JLA.

Boomstick: But he hell ain't invincible like it seems, Darkseid got his ass whooped by Doomsday, defeated by Wonder Woman, and even mortally wounded by Batman!

Wiz: Now let's see what Thanos brings to the table.

Darkseid (Ahomeschoolingroudon)
Wiz: Apokolips, a planet spanwed by the destruction of Urgrund. But lying in this planet is the dark ruler. Who runs this planet with an iron fist. Darkseid

'''Boomstick: When the Old Gods fell in Ragnarok the New Gods filled the void. However, Uxas ended up killing his mother Heggra to wrest control of Apokolips from her after his father got trapped on the Source Wall. Dick.'''

Wiz: Then he’d kill his brother to gain the Omega Effect for himself. Without regret or remorse he took up the god name Darkseid.

Boomstick: As such he gained multiple abilities throughout this process, he gained the strength to lift 100 tons, speed allowing him to think, react and move faster than a well rounded Olympic Athlete and he has inexhaustible stamina

Wiz: He also has immense invulnerability, Darkseid is extremely resistant to most forms of physical and mental harm. Bullets bounce off him and rockets, bombs and lasers won’t leave a mark on him

'''Boomstick: Not even somebody like Lobo is able to hurt Darkseid. However great powerhouses like Superman are able to harm him'''

Wiz: Darkseid however is fueled by the Omega Effect, a force of entropy from the destructive side of the Source and use it in a plethora of ways. He can use it for Telepathy, Mind Control, Telekinesis, Matter Manipulation

'''Boomstick: Or when shit gets real, he can bust out the Omega Beams, Darkseid’s most destructive use of the Omega Effect! He can fire a beam right from his eyes and able to track down the opponent as Darkseid can make it travel in a straight line, curve, bend or twist around corners. They’ll find you alright.'''

Wiz: He can also teleport, increase his size and for more deadly attacks he can use the Omega Sanction which is like a living hell, it traps the foe in a series of alternate realities each worse than the last.

Boomstick: Or the Agony Matrix which..well I’ll let him describe

Darkseid: Imagine the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your life, times 1000. Now imagine that pain continuing forever.

Wiz: However he can also bring in The Anti-Life Equation. Which is a simple formula of loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side

Boomstick: My head hurts.

Wiz: Darkseid can insert this equation into the heads of his foes, giving the feeling that life is..pretty much pointless.

Boomstick: I think we’d need an anti-depressant for that one

Wiz: Uh, oh whatever. Darkseid has broken a Green Lantern ring with his bare hands, destroyed an entire space station single-handedly and straight up bitch-slapped Superman!

Boomstick: Forget about the Man of Steel Darkseid’s got the Balls of Steel to bitch-slap one of the most powerful characters in fiction!

Wiz: However, Darkseid does have some faults. His Omega Beams have been ineffective by Wonder Woman’s bracelets, he’s vulnerable to Radion and he’s, pretty obsessive

Boomstick: He also requires large amounts of willpower to pull of his abilities, why I don’t know but you’ll be cowering in fear if you see this guy near you,

Darkseid: I hope you appreciate Kal-El that everything that happens from this point is on your hands. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then after your last pitiful hope is extinguished will I end your life. Let’s go!

Thanos (Hipper)
Boomstick: Are you sure that's not Darkseid in disguise?

Wiz: No, Boomstick, anyway, Thanos was born on Eternia, with Eternal parents, but with an evil gene.

This evil gene makes Thanos obsessed with death and believing in death and he even worshipped death.

Boomstick: Yeah, that ain't Darkseid!

Wiz: Moving on, Thanos was feared by everyone, even his parents.

Alone, Thanos visited Mistress Death, the sexy incarnation of Death.

Boomstick: Hot Diggidy Dog, he is hell not Darkseid!

Wiz: Thanos fell in love with Death, but Death rejected him, so Thanos thought that to please her, he would kill every living thing in the universe.

Boomstick: How sweet.

Wiz: Due to his intentions, he is been an enemy of many, mainly Silver Surfer, The Avengers, Fantastic Four and the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Boomstick: But he ain't a god like he says, he's been beaten left and right, from getting the snot kicked out of him from Adam Warlock to getting imprisoned in a limbo from his son, he just takes it like it's nothing!

Wiz: But he keeps coming back. Always.

Thanos (Ahomeschoolingroudon)
Wiz: Eternals. An evolutionary offshoot of humanity possessing greaterp owers and longer lifespans than your average Joe. But there’s one Eternal that’s more unique and powerful than all of them, The Mad Titan Thanos

'''Boomstick: Born to the Eternals Mentor and Sui-San Thanos was subject to the Deviant gene at birth. As a result Thanos became a mutant. Like a Teenage Mutant Ninj-'''

Wiz: No! Not ninja turtles! What made you think he was a ninja turtle anyway?

Boomstick: ...I dunno...

Wiz: He ended up gaining physical abilties far surpassing that of other Titans. This augmented the powers he inherently possessed as a descendent. Thanos was feared and shunned by his fellow Titans.

'''Boomstick: Rightfully so! He eventually met one fateful day where he’d find companionship with the female embodiment of Mistress Death. With this he decided to win over Death the only way he knew how'''

Thanos: Together we can appreciate the truest expression of my love. Annihilation of everything that is.

Boomstick: That’s one way to do it.

Wiz: As such he assaulted Titan, as now he only cared about winning over Death. During this time he conquered many worlds. And spent his entire time trying to win over Lady Death.

'''Boomstick: To do this he has Superhuman strength, endurance, reflexes, durability and agility. He’s able to endure extreme heat, cold, radiation and poisons. Even tank hits from powerhouses like Odin, Thor & Drax.'''

Wiz: His mind is immune to psychic attacks and has proven to be even more powerful than Moondragon. He can project psionic blasts and read the minds of various individuals.

Boomstick: He’s been able to mind control Hulk and lobotomize the Fallen One with ease.

Wiz: He can also blast Plasma or Cosmic Energy for destructive force. As well as manipulate matter entirely.

'''Boomstick: But his best ability is the item, The Infinity Gauntlet. A weird, glove thing with 6 different gems. Time Gem stops time like Dio Brando. Time travel and slow down or speed up time'''

Wiz: Space Gem manipulates space, dimensions, creation of wormholes, etc. Soul Gem manipulates well..souls. Reality Gem allows the wielder to Reality Warp, Power Gem controls all of the power in the universe and Mind Gem allows for unlimited manipulation of psionic powers.

'''Boomstick: Yeah. That’s 6 reasons why you should stay away from The Mad Titan. Otherwise he’ll be one step closer to the heart of Death'''

Thanos: My darling, success is just a heartbeat away. Soon the chains to bind the great Galactus will be yours to lock into place...

DEATH BATTLE! (Hipper)
Darkseid is sitting on his throne at Apokolips. Everything is well.....

BOOM!

Darkseid narrowly escapes through teleportation, and emerging is Thanos.

"Who are you, dare defying the might of Darkseid?!"

Thanos reveals himself.

"I am Thanos, and I will happily kill all the inhabitants on your petty planet."

"Kill all my people? You will have to get through me first!"

"Is that so, then bring it on!"

FIGHT!

Darkseid shoots his Omega Beam, but Thanos teleports behind Darkseid and uppercuts him in the air.

Howing in pain, Darkseid took another blow as Thanos launched him back down to the surface.

Darkseid quickly shook it off and charged at Thanos. Thanos was laughing, watching petty Darkseid attempt to strike him.

Darkseid threw a punch at the Mad Titan, but Thanos simply ducks and tries to uppercut Darkseid, but Darkseid blocks and kicks Thanos in the face, launching the villain a distance.

Darkseid teleported behind and throw him on the ground. Thanos did a sweep kick, knocking the Ruler of Apokolips off his feet and on the soil.

Thano then repeatidly punched Darkseid in the face, over and over and over, until Darkseid shot an Omega Beam, knocking Thanos away.

Both intrgalatic villains were tired, but continued to fight anyway.

Thanos and Darkseid charged at each other, but as Darkseid was about to strike Thanos, the Mad Titan teleported behind and pimp slapped him before the dictator could react.

Darkseid flew a distance and before he knew it, he was knocked into space and off his home planet.

Darkseid noticed that Thanos teleported up to space as well. But Darkseid noticed a nasty smirk on his opponent's face, and quickly shot an Omega Beam.

This time, Thanos blocked it with his right arm, and chucked a meteor at Darkseid with his left, catching Darkseid off guard, knocking him back to Apokolips.

Darkseid managed to break the meteor with his right arm, but that didn't stop his perilous plunge.

Darkseid hit the ground hard, breaking his back. With bruised legs and a bloody face, Darkseid knew he had to do something fast or it was the end for him.

He stood back up, in a combat stance as Thanos appeared, also having bruised legs and a slightly less bloody face.

"You are a worthy challenge, much more difficult that the Kryptonian."

"Oh save me your petty stories in the afterlife, because now it is the end for you!"

"We shall see."

Thanos punched the ground, causing an earthquake, but Darkseid smartly teleported above Thanos, and caught Thanos off guard, landing on his head.

With a Headache and Darkseid trying to suffocate him, Thanos shot his immiatation of the Omega Beam and launched Darkseid back.

Darkseid tried to stand, but it was no use. It was over. He was done for.

Thanos laughed as he grabbed a helpless Darkseid.

"It's not possible. How can the great Darkseid be defeated by a weak imitation?"

"I am no imitation no more Darkseid, today will be known as the day Darkseid Died!"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thanos ripped Darkseid's head off. Darkseid's last words were unheard. It was over.

Thanos laughed.

KO!

Death Battle (Ahomeschoolingroudon)
A wrecked Metropolis is shown

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fRvJiE_7Q)

The city continues to get destroyed as boom tubes surround. The alien god Darkseid was taking out the city. And killing everybody he saw his eyes on alongside his parademons

Darkseid: Parademons, dispose of these annoyances..

The parademons ran from Darkseid and began killing innocent civilians. But Darkseid noticed something..Thanos was killing innocent civilians..in the same city.

Darkseid: Lay off, this is my place to kill

Thanos: Nice try, but I’m winning over Lady Death my way.

Darkseid: You wouldn’t win her over even with your best might.

Thanos: Let me show you how wrong you really are

Thanos got into a fighting stance while Darkseid just scoffed

Darkseid: A person like you wants to challenge a god? You may want to wish your life goodbye. Because this will be your final moments.

FIGHT!

Darkseid slowly walked up to Thanos and kicked him right in the chest but Thanos retaliated and punched him in the face. Both clashed heads at each other but Darkseid got knocked back

Thanos: So, this is you saying your a god? If you’re a god, what should I be?

Darkseid: An insect.

Darkseid got up and bitch slapped Thanos right in the face. Thanos however bitch slapped Darkseid right back. Both rapidly slapped each other but Darkseid grabbed Thanos by the throat

Darkseid: You should’ve fled when you had the chance

Thanos however teleported both him and Darkseid on top of the Daily Planet.

Darkseid: What?

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXedWYVsIfM)

Thanos kicked Darkseid in the groin and shot a small energy beam at him but Darkseid shot his own beam back.

Darkseid: You impress me, only slightly

Thanos: Too bad you haven’t impressed me

Darkseid: Allow me to fix that

Darkseid picked up the Daily Planet statue and slammed it onto Thanos and rams it through the Daily Planet building, the entire building explodes when Darkseid rams it through killing everybody but Darkseid and Thanos in the building.

Thanos: Damn.

Darkseid: I thought so.

Darkseid grabbed his kryptonite knife and stabbed Thanos. Thanos only shrugged it off and uppercutted Darkseid back. Darkseid picked up some of the debris and launched it at Thanos

Thanos: Is that all?

Darkseid: ...

Darkseid took a step back as his eyes began to glow

Darkseid: Flee..

Darkseid fired his Omega Beam. Thanos however teleported and managed to avoid it as it collided to another piece of debris

Darkseid: Hmph. Impressive, no mortal has managed to avoid my omega beam. But, I wager I can still break you.

Darkseid began attacking Thanos mentally, attempting mind control however Thanos broke free and rushed at Darkseid while he was vulnerable. And kicked him right in the chest

Darkseid: Hmph..mortal....

Darkseid unleashed the Agony Matrix at Thanos causing him to fall to the ground in pain

Darkseid: I knew even a man like you could fall to my Agony Matrix. Imagine the worst pain you’ve ever felt. And have that continue on and on. Increasing the amount of pain. Thing is..you don’t have to imagine.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmf1l5z8kIQ)

Thanos however...surprisingly got up.

Darkseid: Still alive!?

Thanos: Of course, I’m the Mad Titan! And I’ll make sure your death will be slow..

Thanos fired plasma out of his hands but Darkseid fired omega energy back out of his eyes back. Countering each other.

Thanos: You’re pretty good..

Darkseid’s eyes began glowing and the entire debris filled area blew up to smithereens. Launching Thanos into the air, but Thanos teleported behind Darkseid and fired plasma at his back. Knocking him down

Thanos: Is that all you have?

Thanos stepped on Darkseid

Thanos: Then I’ve bested you. Time for your demise..

Thanos reached for Darkseid’s neck but Darkseid teleported and began growing in size.

Thanos: Ugh..

Darkseid slammed Thanos into a building and Darkseid picked it up and rapidly whacked Thanos with it. However Thanos wasn’t done.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69G9V9BS2Jo)

Thanos fired a giant plasma beam at the building destroying it. Thanos teleported behind Darkseid and jumped on his back. However Darkseid grabbed him and tossed him into the ground

Thanos: This guy’s good..but he’ll soon meet his fate. Along with the rest of the earth.

Thanos grabbed Darkseid by the leg and tried to burn him with plasma but Darkseid kicked him.

Darkseid: I hope you appreciate that you’ve been doomed..you can’t even defend yourself against me any longer. Soon you’ll see death herself.

Darkseid swung his leg down but Thanos fired plasma as he swung. Knocking Darkseid to the ground

Thanos: As if, I’m seeing her when the earth including you has been destroyed.

Darkseid switched back to his regular form and fired a giant omega beam. Launching Thanos away, Darkseid teleported to him and swung his arms down.

Thanos: I hate you..I think it’ll be time I seal your doom.

Darkseid: As if..you’ve already fallen before my might.

Darkseid walked up to him

Darkseid: But there’s still some part of me that knows mercy.

Darkseid used Omega Sanction and began trapping Thanos in painful alternate realities....Thanos however came prepared. He got ready and pulled out the Infinity Gauntlet

Thanos: With this..I will end him..

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFZjegvE6OA)

Thanos got back to the reality Darkseid was in.

Thanos: Now..that I have the Infinity Gauntlet...I will end you.

Darkseid: You’re gonna kill me with that? Insanity. I’ve tried that out myself..it’s dead you here my insect. Dead.

Thanos proved him wrong however and two stone pillars emerged from the ground and slammed at him

Thanos: You must not know the power it has..

Darkseid picked up the pillars and crushed them.

Thanos: I’m not done yet

Thanos began ambushing Darkseid with energy blasts and blasted him up into space.

Darkseid: I need to counter his..infinity gauntlet..

Thanos flew up into space and fired another huge blast of energy knocking Darkseid onto the moon

Thanos: You can’t counter the Infinity Gauntlet. Nothing else can match up to it.

Darkseid however pulled out the Anti-Life Equation and used it.

Darkseid: I will end this now.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDKSkOA1es)

Darkseid and Thanos jumped at each other and fired Omega Energy and Plasma at each other. Thanos however fired a massive energy wave destroying the moon

Thanos: I have bested you in every way possible mortal. If you really think you can stand against the titan make your move, otherwise you can get lost.

Darkseid: No. I’m not done with you. I’ll make sure that I end your life, slowly, painfully.

Darkseid was floating through space and got ready for more combat.

Thanos: You still try to fight? Can’t you see that it’s hopeless?

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IslP3treO4)

Darkseid: I shall prove that the entire universe shall bow down to me. And me alone. Never with somebody like you. You are merely a man. And I..am a god..

Darkseid rushed at Thanos and fired a Omega Beam right at his face but Thanos managed to resist and suddenly, Darkseid couldn’t move. He was being held still by telekinesis.

Darkseid: W-what!?

Thanos: I shall best you. The only way..I know how!

Thanos suddenly stopped time. And teleported away. He resumed it and Darkseid felt..different..he was being erased from existence entirely by The Infinity Gauntlet’s Reaility Gem. Then, he vanquished from existence entirely.

Thanos: He’s down..one last thing to do..

Thanos used The Infinity Gauntlet to destroy Apokolips. Thanos then laughed

K.O!

Thanos went back to earth and began destroying it with The Infinity Gauntlet

Aftermath (Hipper)
Boomstick: Oh no! Not Darkseid!

Wiz: Darkseid indeed, Boomstick. Even though Darkseid is one of the most powerful DC characters,

Thanos is considered a god by many and with the Infinity Gauntlet the most powerful Marvel character.

Boomstick: It's sad, but Darkseid always loses to Superman, and Thanos is WAY more powerful than Superman, so it was no contest here.

Wiz: The Ruler of Apokolips did put up a good fight though.

Boomstick: Indeed, the winner of this Death Battle is THANOS

Conclusion (Ahomeschoolingroudon)
Boomstick: Holy shit that was awesome..

Wiz: While Darkseid may be a very tough fighter he couldn’t compete with the likes of the Infinity Gauntlet.

'''Boomstick: While Darkseid is strong The Infinity Gauntlet is able to sink the west coast of the US and Japan with only 2% of it’s power. Once The Infinity Gauntlet used 100% of it’s power Darkseid was a goner'''

Wiz: And The Infinity Gauntlet can’t even destroy itself, so there’s no way Darkseid would be able to destroy it

Boomstick: Also, Thanos is immune to psychic attacks so The Anti-Life Equation’s formula would be meaningless.

Wiz: Lastly while Darkseid is penetrated by attacks of Superman. Thanos can brush off attacks from the likes of Odin. Even if the Darkseid could tank hits from the Power Gem. Thanos had 5 other ways to kill Darkseid. Leaving this victory pretty straight forward

Boomstick: Darkseid could’ve won, but instead he faded away

Wiz: The winner is Thanos Who did you root for? Darkseid Thanos