User blog:GalacticAttorney/GA's Sub-Host Guessing Game! (Completed)

Hai.
GA here.

I recently decided I wanted to implement sub-hosts into my battles, and as such I have selected three characters to join Wiz and Boomstick in narrating my battles. To make this a little more interesting, you guys are gonna have to guess who they are. :3

But how does this work, GA-senpai?
Well, it's relatively simple. Down in the comments you ask questions about the character based on the hints I've provided for each. Each user gets no more than two guesses per mystery character so as to make this even more high-stakes. Don't forget to build off each others' questions! Guess a character correctly and you'll be mentioned by the character when they debut as a sub-host!

??? Character #1
GA's Hint: You know you've fucked up when you see him tap his head and waggle his finger at you.

??? Character #2
GA's Hint: Don't forget: all you need to be happy in life are the three P's... at least according to this puzzler.

??? Character #3
GA's Hint: She's only one third of her real strength, but damn is she three thirds sexy.

Eliminated Characters
Here I'll post characters confirmed as wrong or incorrectly guessed so as to stomp out any suspicions.