User blog:MacabreHarmony/RAP BATTLE: ALPHYS VS OTACON

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE

ALPHYS

VS

OTACON

BEGIN

Alphys:

Ummmm...

H-Hey, hello? Anyone there?

Besides the otaku with the greased-up hair?

I mean I've worked for the king, studied Determination

While you took a backseat to saving your own nation!

I'll chop off your face, and turn it to a steak

On the PS1 you looked less human, more Amalgamate

I'm gonna break your Philantrophy, cut you open like a C-section

Oh, and I think there's a past of yours I should mention

Your mom died, then you got hitched with your stepmom

Your dad then almost killed your sister, that's wrong

I spit a Mettaton of disses against this amateur Otacon

I'm winning this battle, go back to your Otakon!

Otacon:

Yeah...

Um, I don't really know what to say to that

Besides the fact that you suck at battle rap

Well anyways, I'm off-topic, let's get back on track

To this obese, mental, fish-fucking maniac

I helped Solid Snake defeat our enemies

While you spammed posts about an anime kitty

And you call me Otaku? Literally all that you do

Is sit in your lab and watch Mew Mew

I'm a helpful partner, I'm useful

Take you down in one hit, like NEO in a duel

Put an EX on both your eyes, you rhetoric

This'll be the day you learn to fear Hal Emmerich!

Alphys:

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

I'm Undying, you're just a low level enemy

You've got ugly stubble, and a prepubescent voice

When it comes to killing you, no one needs to make a choice!

Otacon:

Please stop yelling, it doesn't make you feel better

About the families that were ruined by your mutilation error

No one cares about you, you're a bucktoothed pun

And I'll give you a worse ending than the Neutral run!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!