Michael Myers vs Sam

Michael Myers vs Sam is a what if battle between Michael Myers from Halloween and Sam from Trick 'r treat.

 Description: 

Wiz: Halloween, a perfectly harmless holiday that allows children to get candy in their neighborhood.

Boomstick: Unless you're these two who just enjoy the thrill of murder.

Wiz: Michael Myers, Haddonfield's knife wielding psychopath,

'''Boomstick: And Sam, Halloween's demonic guardian of tradition. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor weapons and skills to find out who will win a death battle.

Michael Myers:

Wiz: Halloween night 1963 was a supposed to be a normal night at the Myers home.

Boomstick: That was until a teenage girl named Judith was murdered by someone nobody expected.

Donald Myers: Michael?

Wiz: Ever since that day, seven year old Michael Audrey Myers was considered to be mentally insane and was sent to Smith's Grove mental institute.

'''Boomstick: But then Michael escaped, stole a car and drove straight back to his home town of Haddonfield Illinois. And he did all of that after he was locked up for fifteen years.'''

Wiz: Michael has shown to be intelligent as he is deadly. He can easily turn anything into a weapon like a rake or a small line of cables.

Boomstick: But his favorite weapon is a large butcher knife that is strangely strong enough to hold a body on a wall.

Wiz: In order to to hold a body that weighs 180 pounds, Michael's knife has to have at least 230 pounds of pressure.

'''Boomstick: There's also the fact that he can survive six bullets to the back, survive falling out a second story house and had enough willpower to escape an explosion that leveled a well. Oh, and the time he was set on fucking fire!'''

Wiz: He would be considered invincible if it weren't for one flaw, enough force and trauma to the head will cause him to fall unconscious, leaving him vulnerable to attacks.

Boomstick: Yeah, he isn't as invincible as he looks, but as long as he has strength on Halloween Michael will have fun on the spookiest night of the year.

Michael breaks down a closet door as Laurie Strode screams

Sam

Wiz: Demons and devils come in any shape, any form and can appear anywhere.

Boomstick: A perfect description for the print sized trick or treater known as Sam.

Wiz: Ever since the creation of the original holiday, Samhain has taken it upon himself to be the guardian of Halloween and its traditions.

'''Boomstick: I still wonder what he looks like under that burlap sack of his though. I bet he looks so... Holy shit! What the fuck is that!?'''

Wiz: Sam might appear as a harmless child, but underneath his mask is a demon with powers as old as he is.

'''Boomstick: These powers range from crawling on the wall and ceiling to making dead children come from the grave. When not using his powers, he is able to kill up close and personal with his lollipop.'''

Wiz: Trust us, it may sound ridiculous but Sam's lollipop can be turned into a makeshift knife when he needs it to be.

'''Boomstick: That sounds like one piece of candy that can literally kill you. Sam can easily tackle a full grown man, strong enough to break someone's arm and thanks to his regenerative powers can take on a gunshot to the head and shrug it off like nothing and reattach his own hand afterwards.'''

Wiz: He is able to accomplish all of this despite being only three feet tall. He does have one weakness. Since he is the guardian of Halloween, he can only kill someone that broke tradition. In fact Sam left Mr. Kreeg alone because he accidentally gave him a chocolate bar.

Boomstick: Being a guardian does have its disadvantages, so as long as you make Sam happy, you won't get a visit from him.

Sam prods at a dead raven as a school bus drives past him.