User blog:Metal875/DEATH BATTLE - REMATCH - Mario & Luigi VS Sonic & Tails

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'Super Mario Brothers VS Sonic the Hedgehog! Paper Mario VS The Archie Sonic Comics! Finally, these two sets clash in 1 FINAL battle to finally put the 80's war to rest.'

Interlude
Boomstick: Their back...

Wiz: And ready to duke it out, one last time, to settle the 80's war once and for all.

Boomstick: Mario & Luigi, Nintendo's whimsical italian plumbers!

''Wiz: And Sonic & Tails, Sega's friendly anthropomorphic duo! For this battle, there will be two versions of the fight & analysis, one featuring their composites without alternate reality versions of themselves, & the other WITH those OP versions.''

'''Boomstick: Man, this is gonna be epic! He's Wiz, & I'm-a Boomstick!'''

''Wiz: And it's OUR job to analyze their weapons, armor, & skills to determine... who would win... a Death Battle...''

Mario & Luigi
(Cue ~ Buoy Base Galaxy)

''Wiz: One morning, in the Mushroom Kingdom, the Stork carried two baby brothers to their new home. The day was calm, nice, & peaceful... Until... Kamek, showed up out of nowhere, & attempted to snatch up the two babies. The Stork was shocked, & dropped the babies, Kamek, only managing to catch one, as the other plummetted to the ocean below. It's then revealed that he caught Luigi, & Mario landed on a conveniently placed Yoshi. An adventure unfolded, to save Luigi. After sucess, they were returned to the Stork. He dropped them with thier parents, but, they were the wrong parents, & the Stork came back with multiple Storks, & were planning on delivering 6 babies. The Star Children... But, one was missing. The 7 Star Children are Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, DK, Wario, & Bowser.''

(Music Stops)

'''Boomstick: Wait... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DID YOU JUST SAY PEACH ACTUALLY SERVES A PURPOSE?!?! SHE'S, quite literally, USELESS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'''

''Wiz: Well... She beat Zelda...''

Boomstick: ...Shit...

Wiz: Anyway, let's move onto the Power-Ups the Bros. will be bringing:

(Cue ~ Bowser's Trap) '''Boomstick: Damn... There's about as many Power-Ups as there are Sonic Characters...'''
 * Fire Flower (Mario): Strengthens Mario's Pyrokinetic abilities.
 * Blue Shell (Luigi): Encases Luigi in a shell that allows him to ram into foes with enough force to shatter brick. This also allows him to swim better & faster, & can even be hid in to nullify 50% of all damage. This can also be taken off in a crisis & it will blow up Luigi's foe.
 * Ice Flower (Mario): This grants Mario Cyrokinesis that reaches absolute zero, the coldest temperature existing currently. He can shoot Ice Balls, freeze enemies by making contact, & even freeze the environment around him.
 * Power Flower (Luigi): Turns Luigi intangible, making him invincible for 25 seconds.
 * Feather (Mario): Gives Mario a cape that grants flight, has a razor-sharp point, can cause small-scale earthquakes, can reflect projectiles, & even grants minor Electrokinesis.
 * Kitsune Suit (Luigi): Grants Luigi flight, & a tail that can shatter brick.
 * Mega Mushroom (Mario): Turns Mario giant, doubling his strength & making him invincible for 30 seconds.
 * Smash Ball (Luigi): Enables the Negative Zone, which lowers all foe's stats, & doubles Luigi's. This also slows foes down, poisons them, & makes them uncontrollably dizzy.
 * Star (Mario): Quadruples all of Mario's stats, & makes him completely invincible for 30 seconds.
 * Rock Mushroom (Luigi): Gives Luigi the ability to transform into an invincible rolling boulder that hits with enough force to shatter diamond that stands at 60 feet.
 * Metal Cap (Mario): Triples Mario's strength & weight by turning into Metal Mario. This form also grants invincibility for 25 seconds.
 * Super Bell (Luigi): Turns Luigi into a cat, doubling his speed & stamina, has razor-sharp claws, & allows Luigi to transform into an invincible golden statue that harms anyone who touches it.

''Wiz: There's more, but their seriously not worth mentioning. They do basically the same things, or are just outright useless.''

'''Boomstick: Hey Wiz! Don't forget their weaponry! I'm-a just gonna take a peek-a-b--- OH JESUS CHRIST!!!!:''' ''Wiz: Very nice, but this isn't even close to everything, folks. Hope you've got your popcorn & soda ready.''
 * Ultra Hammer (Both): Can shatter obsidian, demolish castles, & even deflect projectiles!
 * F.L.U.D.D. (Mario): This can shoot high-pressurized water, boiling water that is so hot it sets FLAME TO THE FOE STRUCK, & freezing water. The Hover Nozzle let's Mario float for 8 seconds. The Rocket Nozzle propells Mario 100 feet into the air. The Turbo Nozzle shoots Mario forward so fast, he creates afterimages!
 * Poltergust 5000 (Luigi): This can shoot fire, water, & ice in large amounts & at a high frequency. This also has the suction power to match a tornado, can reveal & weaken intangible enemies with the Dark Light Device, & even paralyze the undead with the Strobulb! Oh, & did I mention he busted a moon with this?

(Cue ~ The Grand Finale - Metal Remix)

'''Boomstick: Let's start with their physical strength feat. At the end of Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario/Luigi aren't knocking meteors into Giant Bowser's face, their knocking NEUTRON STARS into his face. Or, as I like to call them, the heaviest things in the Universe, also the stupidest.'''

Wiz: Dense doesn't always mean stupid, Boomstick.

Boomstick: Well, EXCUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!

''Wiz: Please, never do that again. Anyway, a Neutron Star is commonly twice the mass of the Sun. While it doesn't LOOK that big, it actually is. If it were to appear that big, the battle would lag, & maybe even crash the game. Plus, you wouldn't see Bowser, or, anything, for that matter. Besides, the Mario Series has scaled things down before, like in Super Mario World. Anyway, after some crazy math, size comparisons, ect., we got a low-end feat of 780 Septillion tons...''

'''Boomstick: ...What? YOUR NOT IMPRESSED?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHO BENCHED EARTH?!?!?! SUPERMAN!! EARTH WEIGHS ABOUT 30 SEXTILLION TONS!! AND WHEN HE PULLED A SOLAR SYSTEM, IT WAS ONLY ABOUT 300 SEXTILLION TONS, WHICH STILL DOESN'T QUALIFY!!!'''

''Wiz: ...Basically, what Boomstick's trying to say is, this feat outwits Superman's. Crazy, right? These damn plumbers are crazily powerful... However, Mario can likely lift a little more, since he was confirmed stronger than Luigi in many games.''

(Cue ~ Pompeii)

'''Boomstick: Also, Mario fought Culex in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, right? Well, Culex states that he's able to consume time. Time is defined as the ongoing events of the Universe. Movement, change, those are time. Nothing could exist without time. No change would occur. So, the dimension you encounter Culex in should be frozen in time. No change, no movement, nothing...'''

(Music Stops)

'''Boomstick: ...Wait... FUCK!!! I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY CAR!!!!'''

(Boomstick runs out of the room)

Wiz: ...Well, I'll finish what he was saying.

(Cue ~ Mysteries of the Cave)

''Wiz: The dimension would hang in limbo, no change, no movement, just, barren... Now, the fact Mario even breathes while fighting Culex is impressive at this point. Simply battling Culex makes Mario faster than time. How fast is time, you may ask? Well, let's look at units of time & the speed of light. In one second, light zooms around Earth's equator 7 times. Mario's faster, as one second is a unit of time. In one nanosecond, light hardly has time to move from one molecule to the next. Mario's STILL faster, as one nanosecond is still a unit of time. Time is change. Without change, the Big Bang would have never happened. This is why scientifically, space can't exist without time. But, it also works in reverse. Space is defined as the plain at which beings exist, or, an area that is free. Basically, existence. Without something TOO change, no change can happen nor exist. With the combined efforts of time & space, we get a working Universe. But, what does this have to do with the speed of time? Well, you see, Mario somehow breaks physics. If he's faster than time, no change should happen around him. Hell, he should still have never seen the Big Bang... Unless... Mario can control time. It's actually not that far-fetched, believe it or not. In Super Mario World, Mario wipes a castle from existence. This is a form of reality warping. Reality is basically the quality of existing. Existence is space, & time helps space exist. This feat helps support the idea that Mario controls time, but also controls space. Reality. Reality warping. Not only Mario can do this, though. Luigi can also do this. Plus, multiple games confirm Luigi to be faster than Mario... Imagine that... The insane speed & strength these two hold is... amazing.''

(Music Stops)

(Boomstick walks back into the room)

'''Boomstick: My car is officially out of gas... Well, shake it off, durability, right?'''

Wiz: Right.

(Cue ~ Adventure's End)

'''Boomstick: These two are insanely durable, believe it or not. One, they tanked atmospheric re-entry. Two, they tanked a Supermassive Black Hole. Three, they tanked a Universal Hypernova. Then, Mario tanked blows from the Multiversal Culex, & since Luigi's about in the same ballpark in durability, we could assume he could do the same. They were also unaffected by the surface of a Neutron Star which is 1,000,000 Kelvins, while the core of the Sun is only 40,000 Kelvins, 25x hotter! Not only this, but they can resist being erased from existence by the Dream Stone, & Mario was unfazed by touching Culex. He states he's made of MOTHER-FUCKIN' ANTIMATTER!! An apple of antimatter says: FUCK-A YOOOOOOUUU, EAARRRTH!!! So, if Culex is 24 feet tall... Damn...'''

''Wiz: You thought it was over? Nope! Their intelligence is impressive too! In Dream Team, they solved the mystery of Pi'illo Island, which has been researched by scientists & archaeologists for a long time, & they got nothing. The average scientist has an I.Q. of 130, making the Bros. VERY smart. Plus, the Bros. strategize alot in these RPGs aswell! Finally, Destructive Capacity for both Mario & Luigi is Multiversal.''

(Cue ~ The Final Battle)

'''Boomstick: Damn son. But, hey, guess what?! Now we've gotta go over their hand-to-hand combat skill, abilities, & magical properties if any are present. Ready people?'''

Wiz: First, Mario: Boomstick: Next, Luigi: (Music Stops)
 * Hand-to-hand combat skill: Very high. In Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Mario learns every type of hand-to-hand ability known to man. Smash makes him extremely versatile.
 * Pyrokinesis: Mario can rapid-fire small Fireballs, shoot the Mario Finale, & he has his ultimate Pyrokinetic technique, the Miniature Star! Mario can instantly reduce a Koopa Troopa, or Goomba to ashes with his small Fireballs, so they reach 3,000 degrees Celsius. The Mario Finale reaches 6,000 degrees Celsius, & the Miniature Star reaches 24,000 degrees Celsius.
 * Jumping: Yeah, we listed it. For many reasons though. One, Mario can jump 100 feet high. Two, the Spin Jump makes him immune to anything sharp, & can easily shatter stone & brick. Three, Mario traveled through time by jumping.
 * Star Spin: This is Large Planet Level easily.
 * Ground Pound: Mario crushes things under him with enough force to shatter brick.
 * Star Pound: This is when Mario uses the Star Spin & Ground Pound. It hits with Multi-Star Level DC, & homes in on the foe.
 * Hand-to-hand combat skill: Very high. Luigi knows alot about fighting in the RPGs, & in Smash he's learned to harness many abilities & even created his own unique abilities, including Luigi Cyclone, Green Missile, & Super Jump Punch. However, Mario is actually more skilled.
 * Electrokinesis: Luigi is able to throw balls of electricity, summon lightning at will, & even paralyze someone's entire body. Plus, his lightning makes craters in the ground. In reality, this is possible, but only for some of the world's most intense lightning. This means Luigi's lightning is 30,000 degrees Celsius when fully executed! This also means it has about 100,000 amps, which is 100,000x more deadly than the amount that kills humans daily!
 * Jumping: Confirmed as the best jumper in the Mushroom Kingdom? Wait...
 * Star Spin: Still Large Planet Level...
 * Ground Pound: Still can crush bricks...
 * Star Pound: Still Multi-Star Level & homes in on the foe...

''Wiz: I just realized they share alot of abilities & feats... Meh, who cares... Oh, also, heh, funny story... They don't really have ANY noticeable weaknesses. Sometimes they run in head-first, but they'll always correct themselves the second they realize it was a bad idea.''

Boomstick: These two are for sure gonna kick some ass!

-

(Mario & Luigi Spin around, then take their elemental stances)

Paper Mario & Paper Luigi
(Cue ~ Cortez Battle)

''Wiz: It's kinda crazy. NOTHING is known about Paper Mario nor Paper Luigi's past. But, hey, that ain't something that'll completely wreck the analysis, so, let's get the show on with!''

(Cue ~ The Birth of the Chaos Heart)

'''Boomstick: Everything about this... FUCKING PAPER... is overpowered. First, let's start with their arsenal!:''' (Cue ~ Mr. L, the Green Thunder!)
 * Star Rod (Paper Mario): This can grant ANY wish Paper Mario desires. ANYTHING HE WANTS WILL HAPPEN!!
 * Chaos Heart (Paper Luigi): This gives Paper Luigi COMPLETE invincibility forever, until the Pure Hearts disable the invincibility. ONLY THE PURE HEARTS CAN DO ANYTHING TO THE CHAOS HEART!! Even then, he can still summon Black Holes at any point & any time with this. Not only this, but Paper Luigi can fly, possess inanimate objects, & create clones of himself with the Chaos Heart!
 * Crystal Stars (Paper Mario): Earth Tremor causes a massive earthquake. Clock Out stops time for 30 seconds. Power Lift could double, triple, & even quadruple the stats of Paper Mario & his partner (in this case, Paper Luigi). Art Attack circles all foes & shatters reality around them, harming them greatly. Sweet Feast greatly heals Paper Mario & Paper Luigi. Showstopper has a small chance of one-shoting an enemy, depending on their level of power. Supernova creates a Supernova that engulfs the foe.
 * Brobot (Paper Luigi): This allows Paper Luigi to fly, shoot lasers, razors, missiles, crush foes, tackle foes, & it's got crazy durability, able to tank hundreds of blows from energy balls that can create worm holes. It takes about 3,000x the mass of Jupiter in negative energy to open something like that, so the Brobot's got some INSANE durability!
 * Ultra Hammer (Both): Is able to create small-scale earthquakes, & has Pyrokinetic & Cyrokinetic properties.
 * Mega Star: Turns Paper Mario & Paper Luigi into giant pixelated Mario & Luigis, doubling their strength, & making them invincible for 30 seconds.

''Wiz: But their arsenal isn't all that's OP! Fighting Super Dimentio, a 12th Dimensional Being, makes Paper Mario 12th Dimensional. Plus the fact that Paper Luigi BECAME Super Dimentio, he'd also be 12th Dimensional. 6th Dimensional Beings are able to destroy an infinite amount of Universes, so these Paper Brothers are 6x more powerful in Destructive Capacity than infinity... That's hilariously broken.''

'''Boomstick: Not only that shit, but these mother-fuckers are also immensely faster than light, as they can keep up with Count Bleck who traveled 3,000 Universes in a short amount of time. That's billions of times faster than light, if not more! Not to mention being faster than time...'''

(Cue ~ The Ultimate Show)

''Wiz: Then there's the fact that Paper Mario broke the 4th Dimension in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door & pushed two massive rocks, & Paper Luigi is in the same ballpark pretty much, so he could probably do the same. Oh, & I'm being a dummy. They also solved the Whoa Zone, which was stated in the game to be an impossible labyrinth.''

'''Boomstick: Wiz, quit nerfing them! In Super Paper Mario they also fight Shadoo, who makes an EXACT replica of them... Yet, they defeat THEMSELVES... What was Miyamoto trying to do when he made Paper Mario a series, re-create Pre-Crisis Superman?'''

''Wiz: It's insane what these two can do. In Paper Mario 64, Paper Mario resisted the Star Rod's wish to destroy Paper Mario. In Sticker Star, Paper Luigi can tank getting ripped from existence unscathed... It's absolutely insane.''

'''Boomstick: They can also reality warp, & fight hand-to-hand rather well. Plus, Paper Mario can clone himself up to 10 times, can jump over 100 feet into the air & float, & even hit enemies so hard they get trapped in the 2nd Dimension & are disabled. Also, Paper Luigi is able to jump thousands of feet into the air with the Super Jump, which is an extremely powerful punch from Paper Luigi.'''

''Wiz: Their very OP, but they don't really have as much stuff as Mario & Luigi. That, & we already explained a couple things, so that made it a bit shorter. Anyway, the Paper Mario Brothers also have no weaknesses.''

'''Boomstick: Man... I've gotta go to the bathroom...'''

-

(Paper Mario does his signature thumbs up, while Paper Luigi takes his Mr. L stance)

Sonic & Tails
(Cue ~ His World)

''Wiz: Sonic the Hedgehog was originally a peaceful hedgehog that didn't take part in many battles, until the evil scientist Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik showed up & started kidnapping small animals to power his robots. Sonic decided he wouldn't stand for this, & did battle with the mad scientist & his mechs. Eventually, Sonic freed all the animals & defeated Eggman. The mad scientist kept coming back stronger though, but Sonic wouldn't give up. Eventually, they ended up on Westside Island. Sonic kept running to find Eggman, & then noticed that a fox managed to keep up with him. This surprised Sonic so much that he let the fox come along. This fox was Miles "Tails" Prower, & is an orphan after Eggman killed his parents. Not only this, but Tails endured 8 years of bullying for his birth defect of two tails & natural intellect. Sonic & Tails eventually became best friends, almost like brothers, & worked together to defeat Eggman, & many other things in the future.''

Boomstick: Anyway, shall we talk about the Power-Ups this duo will bring into combat?:

(Cue ~ Live & Learn) Wiz: Impressive, but now we need to review their weaponry: '''Boomstick: Heh heh... That's kinda funny.'''
 * Flame Shield (Sonic): This nullifies all flame damage taken & absorbs one other blow before shattering.
 * Normal Barrier (Sonic): Blocks one of any attack before shattering.
 * Electric Shield (Sonic): This nullifies all electric damage taken & absorbs one other blow before shattering.
 * Bubble Shield (Sonic): This allows Sonic to bounce high into the air, breathe underwater, & tank one blow before shattering.
 * Invincibility Capsule (Sonic): Grants complete invincibility & doubled speed for 15 seconds.
 * Chaos Emeralds (Sonic): Turns Sonic into Super Sonic. This form grants flight, makes him nearly invincible with a 1,000% power boost for 1 minute.
 * Super Emeralds (Sonic): Turns Sonic into Hyper Sonic, basically doubling Super Sonic's stats. Except he still only gets a minute.
 * Wisps (Sonic): The White Wisp powers Sonic with Star Level Hyper-Go-On-Energy. The Cyan Wisp transforms Sonic into a laser that vaporizes steel, meaning it's 1,500 degrees Celsius. Yellow Wisps allow Sonic to drill underground, or allow him to swim & breathe underwater. Blue Wisps send out a powerful shockwave. Orange Wisps propell Sonic 80 feet into the air. Green Wisps turn Sonic into a flying head (stuff of nightmares) that can float & tackle foes. Pink Wisps let Sonic stick to any surface & become invincible (real men wear pink). Red Wisps turn Sonic into a floating fireball that can release bursts of fire. Finally, the Nega Wisps turn Sonic into a Black Hole. When all gathered together, Sonic can take on his Color Laser form, which lasts about 30 seconds & is all Wisps combined, plus Sonic's power, so it's VERY powerful.
 * Medi Bot (Tails): This heals Tails or a partner (in this case, Sonic) slowly.
 * Shield Bot (Tails): This blocks attacks unless the bot itself is destroyed, protecting Tails with a barrier.
 * Mallet (Tails): Tails, for some reason, carries a mallet to fight with.
 * Bombs (Tails): Tails has Normal Bombs, Big Bombs, Combo Bombs, Chu2 Bombs, Dummy Ring Bombs, Remote Bombs, & Flash Bangs!
 * Jet Anklets (Tails): Speeds up Tails' flight speed.
 * Rhythm Badge (Tails):  Prevents Tails from getting dizzy.
 * Projectile Ring (Tails): This can cave in walls, grapple onto objects & even enemies!
 * Helmet (Tails): This protects Tails from all attacks above him.
 * Energy Arm Cannon: Shoots energy ball projectiles at foes.
 * Magic Hand (Tails): This can be used to punch enemies & even make surprise attacks!
 * Cyclone Battle Mech (Tails): This can fly, turn into a battle mech with a huge shield, mounted machine-guns, laser guns, & giant... boxing gloves...

(Cue ~ Reach for the Stars)

''Wiz: Now, while Sonic lacks physical strength, he makes up for it greatly in speed. He effortlessly breaks the sound barrier, & outran a Black Hole in Sonic Colors! The escape velocity of a Black Hole is faster than light! In his Super Sonic form he's faster than time thanks to fighting Time Eater, & Hyper Sonic is twice as fast as time!''

'''Boomstick: Let's not forget Wiz, Sonic, in base without Wisps, tanked the Solar System Level Black Hole at the end of Sonic Colors! Although he DID fall unconcious.'''

''Wiz: I know that. He also tanked atmospheric re-entry without a scratch, & Planet Level blows before.''

'''Boomstick: While Sonic in base without Wisps is only Planet Level, & with Wisps is Star Level, he harmed the Universal being Solaris in Super Sonic form, making Super Sonic Universal, & Hyper Sonic Multiversal! This Destructive Capacity would also reflect the Super & Hyper Form's durability. Jesus, hedgehogs can go Super Saiyan to be fucking overpowered, even more so than an actual Saiyan. WTF?! Well, SSGSS mig---'''

''Wiz: ---ANYways, Tails actually makes up for where Sonic's lacking, surprisingly! Tails can bench 5 tons, & kick so hard with Thunder Shoot, that his partners actually go flying forward at the speed of lightning, which is 220,000,000mph! Also, he's got an I.Q. as high as 300! That's like, two of the smartest scientists on the face of the Earth combined, with I.Q.'s of 150! Tails can reach faster than light speeds as shown in Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, & he can tank atmospheric re-entry unscathed, & can even survive the gravitational pull of a Black Hole, resisting spaghettification, but that's about where his good feats end. His Destructive Capacity is only about City Level, but his machines do make him stronger.''

(Cue ~ Rival Battle with Silver)

''Wiz: Let's see what hand-to-hand combat skill & abilities they have, shall we? First, Sonic:'' Boomstick: Next in line is Tails: ''Wiz: So where one lacks, the other makes up for it. What marvelous teamwork! Anyway, these two have a few weaknesses. Sonic lacks physical strength, as shown in Sonic Lost World where he carried Tails & it slowed him down so drastically that Eggman could keep up. 68lbs did that... Also, Sonic is rather arrogant, & seems to like to taunt his foes. Tails is the opposite. But, Tails has the lowest Destructive Capacity & Hand-to-hand combat skill out of everyone here, plus he's scared of ghosts & lightning. Despite these weaknesses, when their together, Tails can correct Sonic's arrogance & Sonic can protect Tails.''
 * Hand-to-hand combat skill: Very high. With Sonic Battle's attacks & Smash's versatility, Sonic's a very skilled fighter.
 * Spin Dash: This utilizes the spines on Sonic's back to slice through steel.
 * Homing Attack: This is like the Spin Dash, except Sonic homes in on a foe.
 * Chaos Control (Chaos Emerald only): Sonic can utilize an emerald's power to use Chaos Control to slow time, & sometimes even travel through it (requires help), & sometimes halt it for a couple seconds.
 * Sonic Wind: Sonic runs fast enough to create a small tornado that'll attempt to harm all foes.
 * Hand-to-hand combat skill: Low. Tails knows little-to-no combat skills, & either fights with his twin tails or his many machines.
 * Flight: Tails can fly indefinitely.
 * Tail Swipe: Tails hits the foe with his twin tails.
 * Rapid-Tail Swipe: Tails rapidly hits his foes with his twin tails.
 * Spin Dash: This, somehow, slices through steel, even though Tails doesn't have spines...
 * Scan: Tells Tails all about his foe.
 * Tornado Flick: Tails can slightly move his twin tails to create a small tornado.

'''Boomstick: Hmmmm... Well, together, they actually, believe it or not, stand a rather good shot at pulling this off!'''

'Sonic: Whew, alright. We good to go or what, Tails?'

Tails: (Sighs) I built a TV out of paperclips.

Sonic: Yeah...

Tails: And reprogrammed a super computer using dishwashing detergent & a toothpick.

Sonic: I know...

'Tails: So look, fixing a propeller on a bi-plane? That's about as difficult as taking a nap.'

'Sonic: 'Kay, I didn't need your whole life story. A simple "good to go" would've been cool.'

'Tails: Alright. Good to go!'

Sonic: Cool!

Archie Sonic & Archie Tails
(Cue ~ Knight of the Wind)

''Wiz: Archie Sonic originally was just messing around with Eggman earlier in the story... But, eventually, Eggman was fed up & captured Sonic, then turned him into a robot to do his own bidding. Knuckles gave himself to save Sonic, & the Freedom Fighters were then formed to stop Eggman once & for all. Let's just say, these animals are like Dragon Ball Z, but the creators saying, "Hey! DBZ is strong, so let's make a hedgehog 20x stronger!"''

(Cue ~ All Hail Shadow)

Boomstick: First, Power-Ups these two will be bringing: (Cue ~ Solaris Fight, Phase 2)
 * Chaos Emeralds (Archie Sonic): Transforms Sonic into Archie Super Sonic, giving him a 1,000% power boost, & making him nearly invincible for as long as Sonic likes, or, until he's sustained INSANE damage. This also gives off an aura that disrupts evil.
 * Super Emeralds (Archie Sonic): Transforms Sonic into Archie Ultra Sonic. This makes him twice as powerful as his Super Form, & grants near invincibility. This also let's Archie Sonic manipulate atoms, & this can also adjust to environment! When in cold areas, Polar Sonic comes into play with potent Cyrokinesis. Eco Sonic comes out when in grassy areas, & he can manipulate plant life. Solar Sonic is activated in hot areas, & is Pyrokinetic.
 * Power Rings (Both): This is an essential source of power to sustain the many Super Forms, power up, ect.
 * Magic Hands (Archie Sonic): This allows Sonic to trap his enemies in a tiny orb.

''Wiz: Their stats are very OP. For one, Archie Sonic still lacks physical strength, only being at superhuman lifting strength. But, his speed at base is insane. He, literally, RAN AROUND THE MULTIVERSE TWICE, in less than a DAY... That's millions or billions of times the speed of light. And this ain't even the half of it! In base, if he goes all-out & it does take him a few, but he can actually mildly outspeed time. Not to mention his base durability being Multiversal, since he tanked the Ultimate Annihilator that destroyed & created multiple Universes at ground zero. Although he WAS knocked unconcious.''

'''Boomstick: Please, Wiz, let's get into his REALLY OP Super Forms! First, believe it or not, Archie Sonic is a tactical genius, & while not as smart as Tails or Eggman, he still has a very high I.Q. Also, at base, his Destructive Capacity is Multi-Solar System Level, since his speed countered a Black Hole Generator that could consume a star system.'''

''Wiz: Archie Super Sonic matched that of Enerjak, a being that could effortlessly crush Multiverses, & is 5th Dimensional. Since Super Sonic could match him, this makes his Destructive Capacity Multiversal, & 5th Dimensional. Archie Ultra Sonic is High Multiversal & 5th Dimensional. Also, these two Super Forms are easily faster than time, being faster than base Archie Sonic who could mildly outrun time.''

(Cue ~ Final Boss, Part 2)

'''Boomstick: Archie Tails in base is undoubtebly fast, but there's not many notable until we get into Super Forms. So, we'll assume he's close to base Archie Sonic. He maintains his past strength, but he's now much more durable. He was able to tank blows from Super Scourge, the same guy that creamed everyone on Mobius. Managing to survive was a feat for everyone. Tails has become much smarter in this period of time, & while it's not exactly specified, we could assume maybe an I.Q. of 400, at most, I'd say. He's also only about Planet Level.'''

''Wiz: But there's one last thing we're allowing this team to have. We're allowing all the parallel-dimension versions of Tails to show ina crisis, so, Titan Tails IS allowed. Titan Tails has a great control over cosmic energy, which he can use for lasers from his eyes. Also, he's basically omniscient, & is a potent reality warper. Not only this, but he can absorb energy from enemies, just like what he did to Master Mogul. This form is also a High Multiversal form.''

Boomstick: Finally, Sonic's abilities, since Tails' are the same: ''Wiz: Finally, there's only one weakness in their team. Sonic still retains some arrogance, as Tails gets trained by Knuckles & becomes a much more skilled combatant, but not as skilled as Sonic, probably only reaching High as his level of skill.''
 * Light-Speed Attack: After charging up shortly, Archie Sonic can release a burst of speed to attack all enemies within radius multiple times at the speed of light.
 * Sonic Boost: Instantly puts him at MFTL speeds.
 * Fire Somersault: A flaming somersault that utilizes the Flame Ring's power.
 * Aerokinesis: This allows Archie Sonic to control wind.

'''Boomstick: I'm ecstatic about this... THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!'''



(Tails wakes up)

'Tails: AHHH!! Where am I?!'

Dr. Wily: And you say it can fly with those tails?

Dr. Eggman: Indubitably.

Dr. Wily: Fascinating...

-

'Super Mega Man: So... So what do we do about THAT? It looks like the Super Genesis Wave is finished, and... We're too late...'

Super Sonic: Nothing a little Chaos Control can't fix.

Super Mega Man: "Chaos Control"?

'Super Sonic: It's a technique used for controlling the Chaos Energy. The same stuff the docs used to make their wave-thingie, the same juice we used to transform, is the same thing we're gonna channel & WILL things back to normal.'

'Super Mega Man: That's it? It's THAT easy?'

Pre-DEATH BATTLE!
''Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.''

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BAAA---nd I really need to go to the bathroom!

(Boomstick runs out of the room again)

Wiz: ...Get ready for a Death Battle...

DEATH BATTLE! (#1)
(Cue ~ Mario's House)

Mario sips his tea slowly, & Luigi comes back inside. "Here you go, Mario. It's a letter from Princess Peach!" Luigi said joyfully, handed Mario the letter, & sat down, starting to sip his own tea.

"Thank-a you, Luigi!" Mario responded with joy.

They were having a GREAT day. No Bowser for the past WEEK. That was insanely lucky for the Bros., as they normally had to save Peach daily from the Koopa King, & sometimes other things.

Mario openned the letter, & cleared his voice.

(Music Stops)

(Cue ~ Nightmare Lullaby)

"Dear Mario Brothers, if you ever want to see the Princess again, come to Neo Bowser Castle in the warp pipe next to your house. Come if you dear!

-- Bowser"

Mario & Luigi then sighed with frustration, packed their Power-Ups, & left the house.

(Music Stops)

Mario & Luigi then arrive in front of Bowser's Castle, & begin walking over to the entrance. As they got close, suddenly, a rock hit Mario in the back of the head.

"Doh!" Mario said aloud, & quickly turned around to see Sonic & Tails.

"C'mon ya big drip! I remember seeing you many times before!" Sonic taunted Mario, "So c'mon, let's fight! Unless your too scared?!" Tails couldn't help but facepalm.

You could hear the steam coming from Mario, as he grew angrier by the second, & finally, he let up, & pointed at Sonic.

"FINE!! But, I hope you know, I WON'T hold back this-a time!" Mario shouted, adjusted his cap, & got into a fighting stance.

"Big bro needs me. He'll be outmatched by these dolts if I don't help." Luigi thought in his mind, scratched the back of his head, & also entered a battle stance. Tails seen this, & knew he couldn't leave Sonic alone at a time like this, & also entered a battle stance, followed by Sonic entering a battle stance.

"Alright! This should be fun!" Sonic said with excitement in his voice.

(Cue ~ The Grand Finale - Remixed & Remastered)

The Rematch of Legends will finally begin...! Ready...? ENGAGE!!!
Mario & Sonic immediate clash fists, Mario effortlessly overpowering & punching Sonic right in the face, sending him back at Tails, who managed to catch him, & stop him from flying too far.

"Ha! Really, Sonic? You come-a to my villain's castle to challenge me, yet get one-shoted? Pathetic." Mario said, still ready for anything. Sonic got back to his feet, & Tails took to the skies. Luigi glared at him before running up the castle's wall, jumping off of it, & punching Tails in midair, sending himspiralling downwards, & making a crater in the ground.

"Tails!!" Sonic shouted in concern, but Mario zoomed in front of him.

"NO!! That's-a their fight. THIS is ours!" Mario informed, before kicking Sonic in the gut, which sent him backwards, but he caught himself before he fell into the lava.

"Whew, that was a close one!" Sonic shrugged, then managed to dodge the next punch Mario threw. Sonic landed behind him, & Spin Dashed into him, which pushed him into the lava, & Sonic bounced off the castle's wall, & landed on the ground. Mario almost immediately jumped out unscathed, however, & grabbed Sonic by the throat.

"I hear you like-a to go fast." Mario stated with confidence in his voice. He then spun, slamming Sonic's face into the ground, & held his feet & slammed him into the ground twice, causing some blood to be spotted on the ground, & Mario then threw Sonic at the castle's wall, then kicked him through the wall. Sonic slid across the ground, as Mario stood. Sonic managed to get to his feet. Mario then began throwing Fireballs rapidly, Sonic jumped forward, dodging two, jumped up & spun in the air, dodging three, then jumped forwards again dodging the last two thrown, but Mario landed an uppercut, which then engulfed Sonic's face in flame that was VERY hot, but he was able to withstand it. Sonic then used a Blue Wisp, sending out a shockwave that hit Mario, sending him slamming into a wall.

Luigi then smirked, grabbed Tails, threw him into the air, & charged a bolt of lightning in his body.

"I hate you. I'll always hate you. Your the one that caused my Death Stare to come to life. It was because of you, Tails... And I'm going to fix my problem." Luigi said aloud.

Tails then woke up, & began flying, & immediately realized Luigi was doing something. Reacting on instinct only, he pulled out the Shield Bot, & landed, then formed a barrier. This irritated Lugi, & he struck the bot itself, causing it to have an overload of electricity, & blow up, destroying the barrier.

(Cue ~ Sparking)

Luigi then ran at Tails, but Tails pulled out the Energy Arm Cannon, firing off 3 projectiles.

Bad idea...

Luigi utilized his speed, & pulled out the Ultra Hammer just in time to deflect one, knocking it into the 2nd, then reflecting the 3rd, causing it to hit Tails, & send him sprawling back a few meters. Tails regained his balance, thought quickly, then flew up. He threw a whole SHIT-TON of bombs, which Luigi pulled out the Poltergust 5000 & sucked up, then fired back. Tails anticipated this.

He flicked a small tornado, which caught the bombs & sent them back towards Luigi, which shocked Luigi, & they all hit Luigi, blasting him high into the air. Tails grabbed him, put on the Jet Anklets, & flew upwards. Luigi couldn't help but too smirk, as he charged a lightning bolt in his body. When Tails had flewn high enough, specifically, the Mesosphere, & dropped him. As he fell, he struck Tails with a fully powered lightning bolt, causing him to go limp & fall.

(Cue ~ Final Destination - Brawl)

Mario recovered, & dodged Sonic's attempt to kick him, which only resulted in Sonic getting his foot stuck in the wall. Mario then grabbed him, pulled him out of the wall, & threw him across the room. Luckily, Sonic was able to land on the ground before hitting a wall or something.

Mario then used the Fire Flower, & became Fire Mario. Sonic then used the Cyan Wisp, transforming into a laser & firing at Mario, but Mario effortlessly dodged, & activated the Mario Finale, & fired it at Sonic. The hedgehog had to think quick for his life, & used the Flame Shield. It blocked the entire attack. This didn't fly by Mario easily, & he pulled out his Ultra Hammer, started heating it to 12,000 degrees Celsius, & waited for Sonic to make his move. It took mere seconds for all this to happen, as Sonic Homing Attacked towards Mario, thinking he'd hit first. Mario swung at the right time, hitting Sonic with INSANE amounts of power, & the INSANE temperature he was hit with. Sonic crashed through a wall, & ended up back outside.

Mario jumped out, but was tackled by a floating, green Sonic head, which sent him into the sky. Sonic then became the Orange Rocket, & sent Mario higher into the sky. Once he finished, he kicked Mario downwards. Mario, however, had a way of easily countering this. He activated the F.L.U.D.D., & used it's Rocket Nozzle to fire upwards & grapple Sonic, punch his gut multiple times, then use the Star Pound. Sonic hit the ground, followed by getting crushed by Mario's Star Pound. Sonic coughed up an agonizing amount of blood.

(Cue ~ Rival Battle - Silver)

As Tails fell, Luigi prepared anothing bolt of lightning as they both began catching flame & entering the Stratosphere. Tails finally woke.

"Huh?! Where am I?!" Tails asked aloud, making Luigi hate him even more for forgetting. Tails then realized what Luigi was doing, & threw a Flash Bang & flew away. Luigi got pist at this, & attempted to strike Tails with lightning, but, sadly, missed. The Flash Bang hit & blinded him. Luigi was able to regain sight near the ground, so he landed unscathed. He scanned the skies for the flying fox.

Nothing...

Tails then came flying out of nowhere & grabbed Luigi's foot with the Projectile Ring, spun him around rapidly, hitting the ground & destroying landscape, before throwing him. Luigi got back up almost instantly, & pulled out the Poltergust 5000. He waited for Tails, & when he came into sight, Luigi used the Power Flower to turn intangible. Tails landed, placed 3 bombs, curious of where Luigi might be, & waited. One bomb went off. Then, the other bomb hit him in the head, making him stumble. Luigi then turned tangible, & blinded Tails with the Strobulb. Luigi then blasted him with water, & struck him with a ball of electricity, making the shock all the more enjoyable for Luigi. Tails shrieked, as he was badly shocked. Luigi wasn't done though. He walked over to Tails & Super Jump Punched him, setting him on fire & sending him hundreds of feet high.

Luigi laughed, & prepared his Ultra Hammer to, literally, knock Tails' head off.

(Cue ~ Rules of Nature)

Sonic then used the Pink Wisp, which pricked Mario's feet. Mario didn't like this, like, AT ALL.

"You wanna know what ACTUAL men wear? It's not-a pink, IT'S-A RED, BITCH!!" Mario shouted, before putting his hand into the air, & forming the Miniature Star!

Sonic then reverted back to normal, & stared the star & Mario in the face...

"...WHAT THE FU---"
Sonic shouted, but before he could finish, Mario threw the star at him, vaporizing a huge portion of the landscape, & undoubtedly harmed Sonic...

Wait...

(Music Stops)

(Cue ~ Live & Learn)

Super Sonic emerged from the flames. Mario smirked.

"Gonna be honest, Mario. Your powerful, but, with this form, you might aswell say goodnight." Super Sonic stated, smirking aswell.

"Trust me." Mario started, "If anyone's saying goodnight soon, it's-a Fai--- I mean Tails. Your boyfriend."

"As if you & Luigi aren't doing something in 'anoher castle.'" Super Sonic responded. Mario's smirk disappeared, & was replaced by anger. Mario then pulled out the Mega Mushroom & transformed into Mega Mario.

Super Sonic dashed at Mega Mario, who simplycaught the hedgehog, but, he teleported behind Mega Mario & kicked him, which did nothing. Super Sonic the Spin Dashed into Mega Mario 6x, failing to do anything.

"Is that out of your system now? Good, my turn." Mega Mario stated, & grabbed Super Sonic then slammed him into the ground.

"Man, fuck you Mario!" Super Sonic said, then stopped time, & did a barrage of attacks on Mega Mario, then let time returned to normal, but it still had no effect. Mega Mario then wore off, & Super Sonic tried to push him, but Mario caught him &, again, effortlessly overpowered him, & slammed him into the ground.

Super Sonic then managed to land a kick, sending Mario into the air, & he rapidly attacked him with Homing Attacks, then kicked him downwards, causing him to hit the ground.

(Cue ~ Show no Tears)

As Tails fell, Luigi gripped his Hammer harder. He has gonna kill the being he hated the most...

Suddenly, Super Sonic appeared next to Tails, & turned him into Super Tails, then warped away.

Super Tails then flew at Luigi, electing a sigh from the plumber. He quickly put on the Blue Shell, & slid towards Super Tails. Upon colliding, Super Tails was actually pushed back, & this irritated him, so, he used Scan to learn about Luigi.

-

NAME: LUIGI

OCCUPATION: PLUMBER

STRENGTH: CAN LIFT 780 SEPTILLION TONS

SPEED: FASTER THAN TIME

DURABILITY: MULTIVERSAL

DESTRUCTIVE CAPACITY: MULTIVERSAL

INTELLECT: VERY HIGH

HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT SKILL: VERY HIGH

WEAKNESSES: NONE

-

"WHAT?!?! HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES?!?!?!" Super Tails asked himself. Luigi then smirked, & began sliding towards him again. Super Tails activated the Magic Hand, which punched the shell, sending it rebounding off of one wall, & smacking Super Tails in the face anyway. He was sent sprawling back, & then Luigi threw the Blue Shell. It floated over Super Tails, then blew up right on him. The flames cleared, & base Tails was there.

Super Sonic then got ready to kick Mario, but he dodged, jumped up, & stomped Super Sonic's face, quite literally, into the ground. This forced Sonic to revert back to normal.

(Music Stops)

The Bros. decided to spare the animals, & met up with one another. Suddenly, they hear a loud noise. Like, energy swirling in the air. The Bros. turned. Mario absorbed a Star & then gave Luigi the power too, & Hyper Sonic came flying at them, with another Super Tails by his side.

(Cue ~ In Charm & Allure)

Hyper Sonic came zooming at Star Mario, & the two seemingly disappeared. Suddenly, shockwaves can be seen all around, & Star Luigi then Death Stared Super Tails before rushing him.

Star Luigi caught Super Tails' twin tails, took them, & smacked Super Tails onto the ground multiple times, threw him downwards which made him bounce off the ground. Star Luigi then immediately jumped up & karate chopped Super Tails' head, making him dizzy. Star Luigi then charged Green Missile.

Star Mario grabbed one of Hyper Sonic's spines, then broke it off, causing Hyper Sonic to yelp in pain. Hyper Sonic kicked Star Mario away, & tried to warp him out of existence with Chaos Control, but, nope. Star Mario was able to easily resist it. He then used HIS reality warping skills & crushed Hyper Sonic into a small point of space.

(Cue ~ Sadness & Sorrow V.2)

Star Luigi released, getting a critical, & blasted right through Super Tails' torso, causing him to revert back to normal.

Star Mario walked over to that small point, & crushed it in his hand.

K.O.!!

The Stars then wore off, & the Bros. met back up.

"I still hate you, you deformed flying cunt." Luigi thought in his mind.

"Fucking cocky hedgehog." Mario thought in his mind. The two were walking towards Bowser's Castle together.

"...Sorry it had to end this way..." They both thought in their minds. It ended. The war is finally won, for good.

DEATH BATTLE! (#2)
(Cue ~ Mario Bros. House)

Paper Mario & Paper Luigi were sitting at their table, drinking coffee, when all of a sudden, an energy blast hit the planet, & it blew up.

(Music Stops)

"Whoa... Mario, the Earth, it's... gone..." Paper Luigi whispered.

Paper Mario simply nods, cause he doesn't know how to talk for some stupid reason.

"I think it came from that planet over there!" Paper Luigi implies, & points towards a planet that resembles Earth. Paper Mario isn't happy, & begins zooming towards the planet.

"Wait for me bro!" Paper Luigi shouts, & follows.

"See Tails? I TOLD you I can see from far away!" Archie Sonic informed.

"Yeah. Now let's just hope that planet wasn't inhabited." Archie Tails responds. Before Sonic could respond, two, of something, hit the ground. Archie Sonic takes a couple steps forward.

The dust clears & it reveals the Paper Mario Brothers.

"Hey! You destroyed our planet!" Paper Luigi stated in a rude demeanor.

"Whoops. Hey, look, sorry about that. I di---" But Archie Sonic was cut off.

"We don't give a shit about your excuses!" Paper Mario stated bluntly (having him not talk throughout the whole thing would kill me, so, cut me some slack). The Paper Mario Brothers then

"Now look what you've gone & done." Archie Tails whispers to Archie Sonic.

"Hold on. I think I can prevent any harm." Archie Sonic whispers back.

"Listen, you guys gotta understand I didn't mean it. I was messing arou---" But Archie Sonic was cut off again.

"No, you listen here. You don't 'play' with planet busting power like that. You probably killed everyone back on our planet, so, we're going to do the same treatment to your planet. You aren't going to calm us down." Paper Mario explains, & Paper Luigi nods, "You can't calm someone down after you destroy everything they lived for. We're not leaving. You both will die."

"HEY!! Tails didn't do anything to you guys, it was ME!!! So, beat ME up!" Archie Sonic demands.

"That's a negative. You destroyed our planet, we'll destroy yours." Paper Mario states.

"I won't let you do that! I WILL defend this planet & it's inhabitants no matter what, & we could've made peace & helped you, but you refuse. I don't care what you want at this point, I WILL kill you both if I must." Archie Sonic informs.

"Well. Would ya listen to this cocky hedgehog... Huh... Y'know, I already know we're alot stronger than your whole planet. So, we can make this quick if you'd like, or very painful." Paper Mario offers.

"No deal." Archie Sonic states, "I'll take my chances against you & your companion."

"He's my brother, so shut up!" Paper Mario shouts, "Fine! We'll do things the hard way."

(Cue ~ D.A.Y. Break)

Triumph or DIE... ENGAGE!!!!
Paper Mario pulls out his Massive Ultra Hammer & crushes them both. Their then all transported to the 2nd Dimension. Paper Mario & Paper Luigi make them fly thousands of feet into the air. Then Paper Mario makes 8 clones of himself & Hammers them, forcing the to re-enter the atmosphere in a vulnerable state, & then their transported back to the normal world after hitting the ground.

Archie Sonic then runs at Paper Mario, but is kicked into the air by a clone. Paper Mario then pulls out the Crystal Star -- Power Lift -- & he triples his & Paper Luigi's strength & durability, then flies upwards with the Star Rod. Archie Tails tries to smack Paper Luigi, but his twin tails are caught, his feet are kicked out, & he's then elbowed with so much force he splits right through Mobius, causing it to explode.

(Cue ~ Masked Dedede - Metal Remix)

Paper Mario then cloned himself 10 times, split up, & used the Star Rod to teleport & all 10 Paper Marios began blitzing Archie Sonic. Then, 1 blasted Archie Sonic to the right, then 1 blasted him upwards, the 1 blasted him to the left, the another blasted him downwards. Archie Sonic finally gained control of himself & transformed into Archie Super Sonic.

(Cue ~ His World)

Archie Super Sonic then tackled 3 of Paper Mario's clones, destroying them, but one blasted him with an extremely powerful laser from the Star Rod.

Paper Luigi then activated the Chaos Heart, getting complete invincibility. He then made clones of himself that began tackling Archie Tails, causing him to stumble each time. Paper Luigi openned a Black Hole behind Archie Tails, & the clones shoved him inside, which then crushed & spat him out with massive damage.

Archie Tails attempted to stand, but hardly could even get close, & to his surprise, all his seperate dimensional versions of himself were there with him.

"Let's do this." One version said. The original nodded, & they then fused. Suddenly, Archie Tails transformed into Archie Titan Tails, basically a fox & a Hulk. This actually made Paper Luigi laugh, as a horrified face was the next thing to show on Archie Titan Tails.

He couldn't find his foe's energy. Looks like their gonna have to fight for real.

(Cue ~ Mega Man 2, Dr. Wily Stage 1 - Metal Remix)

Archie Super Sonic then awakened the wind as he flew, summoning a tornado that wiped out all the clones, but did nothing to the original. Paper Mario then zoomed towards Archie Super Sonic & uppercutted him hilariously hard, actually knocking him right out of his Super Form. Sonic immediately used the Magic Hands to trap Paper Mario.

"Whew, I thought I might've been done for!" Archie Sonic stated in relief, but suddenly, the orb bursted to pieces, & Paper Mario emerged. Archie Sonic then sighed, & transformed into Archie Ultra Sonic. He then transformed the air around him into a sword, & zoomed forward & slashed at Paper Mario, which actually pushed him back. but he immediately vaporized the sword with the Star Rod, & cloned himself 10 times again.

Paper Mario then paralyzed Archie Ultra Sonic & threw him at an icy planet, & followed. Upon landing, Paper Mario's foe was now Archie Polar Sonic, & he manipulated the planet to fight Paper Mario. Ice bullets, swords, ect. were being shot at Paper Mario, who simply punches all of it into nothingness. Paper Mario then zoomed towards the planet & punched it, causing it to shatter & Archie Polar Sonic to revert back to Archie Ultra Sonic.

(Cue ~ Ready, GO!)

Paper Luigi then blasted forwards & punched Archie Titan Tails upwards. He then shot eye lasers at Paper Luigi, but he willingly sat there, & they did NOTHING. Paper Luigi then formed a Black Hole behind Archie Titan Tails & had 8 clones tackle him inside there, which then crushed him & spat him out. Paper Luigi then rocketted upwards & blasted right through Archie Titan Tails' torso.

Archie Ultra Sonic noticed, & immediately zoomed towards Paper Luigi, but Paper Mario got in the way & shot a laser through his heart, making him fall right out of his Ultra Form.

(Music Stops)

(Cue ~ Story left Untold)

As he fell, his fading vision of life drifted away from him.

K.O.!!

Paper Mario & Paper Luigi then meet up, look at the 3 destroyed planets, & the two dead combatants. They weren't sure what to say. What to do. Their planet was destroyed, so, they might just go look for survivors of Earth's demise.

Results (#1)
(Cue ~ Rosalina's Story)

Wiz: Damn...

(Boomstick comes back into the room)

'''Boomstick: Alright, I'm---... What the hell happened...?'''

''Wiz: The battle happened &... That was a little sad...''

Boomstick: Kinda wish I knew what you were talking about, but, meh...

Rosalina: Boomstick...

'''Boomstick: What?! Who the hell is that?!?!'''

'Rosalina: I'm the Mario Universe's goddess, Rosalina. This is what your friend sees.'

(Shows Boomstick the ending of the fight)

'''Boomstick: ...Ouch... Wiz is probably devastated about this, so, Rosalina, mind if you & me do the 69--- I MEAN, can you help me explain why the Mario Brothers won?'''

'Rosalina: Of course. I'd love too.'

Boomstick: Do the 69?

Rosalina: What?

Boomstick: NOTHING!!

(Cue ~ Gusty Garden Galaxy)

'Rosalina: First off, the Mario Brothers held a massive edge in physical strength. While Sonic struggles to carry roughly 70lbs, & Tails could bench 5 tons, Mario & Luigi sit up at 780 Septillion tons. This number looks like this: 780,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. Not only this, but the Mario Brothers naturally had reality warping on their side, while Sonic needed to be Super Sonic, or, have a Chaos Emerald in his possession.'

'''Boomstick: That's also the reason why Sonic wasn't faster than time in base. Because he had no NATURAL reality warping abilities to say: Hey, he could be this fast, just he manipulates time & space so he can continue the Universe.'''

'Rosalina: That's very correct, Boomstick. In Super Sonic & Hyper Sonic Forms we let him be faster than time because of Sonic Generations, & those forms had reality warping as an asset. The Mario Brothers were faster than time in base because they had the reality warping to back it up in many ways. And the sad part is, the poor fox didn't even have Chaos Control to work with in any form, so he was the slowest of the four.'

'''Boomstick: Next, how 'bout some Destructive Capacity? Culex was Multiversal, while Solaris was Universal... One, Culex is stronger. Two, it took Mario in base to take on Culex, while it took Super Sonic to take on Solaris. It was a lop-sided match, even with Hyper Sonic. Culex can destroy 7 Universes, while Hyper Sonic can only destroy 2.'''

'Rosalina: And when it came down to The Star VS The Super Emeralds, it actually was a stomp for the Mario Brothers. The Star times Mario & Luigi's already superior stats by 4, while the Hyper only doubled the Super. Plus, complete invincibility VS near invincibility? Not a good match.'

Boomstick: Plus, there's the cold heart facts that Solar System Level durability & Small Star Level durability aren't going to help survive Multiversal blows.

'Rosalina: And through estimations, this is how smart each of the four are in I.Q. wise: Sonic = 50. Tails = 300. Mario = 150. Luigi = 160. Combining, yes, Sonic & Tails are smarter. But, we were pitting them in opposite matches on purpose, as that is how Death Battle originally had it. If it were a team battle to let Sonic & Tails look after one-another, then you've gotta remember: Mario & Luigi have countless Bros. Attacks they could use at that point.'

'''Boomstick: And Mario & Luigi's abilities were more effective, for sure. While reality warping is always effective, Mario & Luigi have already resisted being fazed from existence, while Sonic & Tails, haven't.'''

Rosalina: And the fact that Mario & Luigi were far more skilled & had a much better arsenal didn't help Sega's anthropomorphic duo at all.

Boomstick: It looks like the Sonic the Hedgehog series is just "too slow"!

Rosalina: The winners are the Mario Brothers.



Results (#2)
(Cue ~ Rosalina's Story)

''Wiz: That's it... I'm not taking this shit!''

(Wiz leaves right as Boomstick comes in)

Boomstick: Ay Wiz, where are ya goin'?

'???: There's no need for him. He's just not liking the sad parts.'

'''Boomstick: Really? Huh. Say, wh--- OH JESUS F(CENSORED) CHRIST!!!'''

'Dimentio: I know. My mere presence is a charm. But, I, Dimentio, master of dimensions, am not here for child's play. I hear I played a big role in the victory of these two, so I simply HAD to see everyone's reactions!'

'''Boomstick: Well... Mind assisting me in explaining why the Paper Mario Brothers won?'''

Dimentio: Why, I would love too.

(Cue ~ Dire Dire Docks - Calm Waters)

'Dimentio: First, breaking a dimension & pushing a boulder is much better than benching 5 tons or having superhuman strength, I can guarantee that. Plus, hitting hard enough to send someone to another dimension? That's like, something I could do, so give Paper Mario credit. Not only this, but in my ultimate form, Super Dimentio, I also consume time, so the same thing with Culex also works with me. Then, according to the Prognosticus, nothing can stop the Chaos Heart, not even the Sages, & one is an 11th Dimensional Being. I'm stronger than him, making me 12th Dimensional. Paper Luigi became a part of me, & Paper Mario fought me, so their both also 12th Dimensional.'

'''Boomstick: 6th Dimensional Beings are considered able to destroy an infinite amount of Universes, & Archie Super & Ultra Sonic only being 5th Dimensional makes him, at best, High Multiversal. Same with Titan Tails. So, naturally, the Paper Mario Brothers are always 7x more infinitely powerful than Archie Sonic & Archie Tails.'''

'Dimentio: A tad bit unfair, we know, but their durability is also basically 6x better than infinity. And since the Prognosticus states nothing can stop me, Luigi & the Chaos Heart except the Pure Hearts ALSO means no absorption, no positive aura, hell, not even the Star Rod would be able to do anything, &, it basically has no limits... So, yeah... Oh, also, solving an impossible labyrinth would take an I.Q. at least close to Archie Tails, so, there's that aswell.'

Boomstick: Looks like Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog didn't know what was 'fur'real.

Dimentio: The winners are the Paper Mario Brothers.

A Little Message from me, Metal Mario!
Hey guys. Now, I know ALOT of you are gonna call me biased, a fanboy, ect... But, what's the point? Seriously, I don't care if you do or not, I've got a plan for haters like that. All I ever ask for is legitimate arguments, yet, everybody just insults me, Mario, hell, even the whole franchise. I once seen a debater that Tails was stronger than FUCKING DIMENTIO, then gave no legit proof & called me a fanboy.

Seriously, that ACTUALLY happened! Now, you can call me a fanboy. Now-a-days, I actually take that as a compliment! I LOVE Mario! I love his franchise! I, objectively & admittedly would choose his over any other. There, I said it, & I meant it. Besides, this is just my opinion, it shouldn't ruin your outlook on how you like Sonic.

If you think Archie Sonic would solo Paper Mario & Paper Luigi at the same time, ok. I can actually respect that.

What I can't respect is disrespect. Say, when you all comment & say rude things like "OHMIGUDSANIKUUISFAESTURDCUZISAIYSOO,&UABUTHURTZFUNBUOY1!111!!11!!!

That's close enough to what I read sometimes. Now, if you disagree with this & don't like it, tell me why instead of calling me butthurt.

Give me logical reasons instead of saying "cuz I dun't lick itt..." Honestly.

If you want to argue that Sonic & Tails would win these battles, be my guest. Hell, I'll comment back too (when I get the chnce too, of course), as long as your not just stating stupid things, making things up, stuff like that.

Well, that's all that's on my mind currently. Take care everyone, & I'd love to hear both positive & negative feedback. Tell me if it was fantastic & tell me why, tell me if it was ok & tell me why, tell me if it was horrible & tell me why... Or, don't. I'm not forcing you to read, support, comment, or do anything with this.

Anyway, night y'all! I'm taking a nap (I've literally been working on the music, pictures, ect. since 3:00PM yesterday & I worked all night).