User:Der Purple Ist Dank

Derpurple
Eww your in my profile, who reads profiles these days? Get out! No plz, stay I'm so lonely.

Background
I first joined this wiki on the intention of editing Dio Brando's page and eventually became an active member. I have JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia & Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki accounts as you may or may not see -which is rather hard not to see unless you're blind- and I also have a KnowYourMeme account if you click "My Website". I also have a Steam & Skype account, currently named: Purple Dank. My accounts will always 100% have a JoJo-related profile picture without any doubt.

Monthly Poll
 http://deathbattlefanon.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Derpurple/Caesar_Zeppeli_vs_%3F%3F%3F 

Currently Reading
JoJo Part 5: http://bato.to/read/_/137278/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-5-vento-aureo_v53_ch491-499_by_ignition-one/38

Poems
Roses are red

Violets are neato

You thought this was a poem? No!

Roses are red

The Red Socks are from Boston

You thought this was a poem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

https://youtu.be/ApxL3ursOKI?t=1m3s

Favorite Quotes

 * "no" - Derpurple
 * "no comment" - Also Derpurple
 * "indeed" - Still Derpurple
 * "plz, dont" - So Much Derpurple
 * "I have the sudden desire to eat canned spam" - Derpurple 2015
 * "Derpurple le gasps in Mexican" - Derpurple using /me in chat
 * "I lied, you know like a liar" - Derpurple 2015 & some comedian dude
 * "huehuehue" - Saikou and Derpurple
 * "A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others." - Ben, Barnyard (2006 Movie)
 * "The city is fallen and I am still alive." - Emperor of Byzantium; Constantine XI Palaiologos
 * "Lets roll" - Todd Beamer, a passenger on the hijacked United Airlines Flight 93
 * "What a beautiful Duwang *CHEW* There must be no other place like this, it feels like a picnic." - Duwang
 * "Get a feeling so complicated" - Duwang
 * "Who in FACE are you?" - Duwang
 * "Oh no" - Knuckles 1998/2015, from Sonic Advenutre & Death Battle
 * "WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!" - Chris Jericho on his debut in the WWF/WWE
 * "Will you please, shut the hell up!" - Chris Jericho to people who talk to much
 * "Greato!" - Josuke Higashikata
 * "Gonna fix that spaghetti!" - Josuke Higashikata

Death Battles
NOTE: Most, if not all, of these Death Battles are, were, and will be done/completed in no particular order/randomly!

'''P.S: After the JoJo Battle Royale -the Season 5/Series Finale- I am quitting, though more like retiring from making Death Battles. I may adopt some Death Battles during this retirement and will help do JoJo character analyses and do other misc. work too.'''

Season 1: Pilot Season
 (16 Total, 7 Finished, 9 WIP): 
 * Giorno Giovanna vs Misogi Kumagawa (Finished)
 * Kenshiro vs Jotaro (Finished)
 * Captain Falcon vs Ryu (Collab with Para, Finished)
 * Reptile vs. Riptor (Finished)
 * Kenshiro vs Akuma (Finished)
 * Juri VS Mileena (Finished)
 * Cinder vs Scorpion [WIP]
 * Smoke vs. Fulgore [WIP]
 * Apocalypse vs. Black Adam [WIP]
 * Seven Deadly Sins (FMA) vs Seven Deadly Sins (NnT) [WIP] (Collab with Thefranstorm)
 * Solid Snake vs Albert Wesker [WIP]
 * Doctor Doom vs Albert Wesker [WIP]
 * Chun-Li vs. Sonya Blade [WIP] (Collab with WarpStar)
 * Iron Fist vs Captain Falcon [WIP] (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Iron Fist vs. Kenshiro [WIP] (By Shadow, Collabing/Helping. Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Kars vs Cell (Finished, Season 1 Finale)

Season 2: Dio's Spree
 (16 Total, 10 Finished and 6 WIP): 
 * M. Bison vs Dio (Season 2 Premiere, Finished)
 * Dio vs Loki (By Blip, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Alucard (Hellsing) vs Dio Brando (Finished)
 * Aizen vs Dio (Collab with Shadow, Finished)
 * Dio vs Ganondorf (Finished, Alternate Outcome by Grnmachine1)
 * Sakuya Izayoi vs Dio Brando (Special Episode, Collab with Saikou, Finished)
 * Jade Eternal vs Dio Brando (Special Episode, by Tier, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Homura vs Dio (Special Episode, Collab with Pika & Para, Finished)
 * Dio Brando vs Black Rock Shooter (Special Episode, Collab with Saikou, Finished)
 * Raoh vs. Dio Brando [WIP] (Special Episode, Collab with Shadow)
 * Dio Brando vs Esdeath [WIP]
 * Scott Pilgrim Universe vs Dio Brando &amp; ZA WARUDO! [WIP] (Original Season 1 & 2 Finale)
 * Time Master Battle Royale! -Ultimecia vs Aeon vs Luxord vs Dio- [WIP] (Original Season 2 Finale)
 * Dracula vs Dio [WIP] (Special Episode, Collab with Bon)
 * DIO vs Diavolo [WIP]
 * DIO vs Kars (New Season 2 Finale, Collab with ArachnoGia, Finished)

Season 3: Out of the Dio, Into the Stardust & Beyond
 (16 Total, 5 Finished, 10 WIP, 1 Planned): 
 * Kenshiro vs Jonathan Joestar (Season 3 Premiere, Finished)
 * Ichirin Kumoi & Unzan vs Jotaro Kujo & Star Platinum (by Saikou, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Yu Narukami vs Jotaro Kujo (Collab with Dbfan, Finished)
 * Jonathan Joestar vs Captain Falcon [WIP]
 * Touhou-Verse vs JoJo-Verse [WIP] (Collab with Saikou)
 * Johnny Cage vs Joseph Joestar [WIP]
 * Johnny Joestar Vs. Simon the Digger (By Arachno, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Jonathan Joestar vs. Simon Belmont [WIP]
 * Noriaki Kakyoin vs Haku Yuki [WIP]
 * Weiss Schnee vs Jean-Pierre Polnareff [WIP] (Collab with Tier)
 * Jotaro Kujo vs Yoh Asakura [WIP]
 * Solf J. Kimblee vs Yoshikage Kira [WIP]
 * Vanilla Ice vs Nui Harime (Collab with Arachno, Finished)
 * Josuke Higashikata vs Sakura Haruno [WIP] (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Josuke Higashikata vs Akihiko Sanada [WIP] (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Stardust Crusaders Battle Royale (New Season 3 Finale)

Season 4: Past the Stardust, Further Into the JoJo & Then Some
 (16 Total, 1 Finished, 14 WIP, 1 Planned) 
 * Vilgax vs Nova [WIP] (Season 4 Premiere, Collab with Tier)
 * Tohru Adachi vs Yoshikage Kira [WIP]
 * Neo (Matrix) vs Noriaki Kakyoin [WIP]
 * Albert Wesker vs. Alex Mercer [WIP]
 * Pillar Men Battle Royale [WIP] (No Red Stone of Aja, Collab with Arachno): Kars vs Esidisi vs Wamuu vs Santana
 * Kars vs Ragyo Kiryuin [WIP] (Collab with Arachno)
 * Spider-Man vs Jolyne Cujoh [WIP]
 * Guile vs Stroheim (Finished)
 * Enrico Pucci vs Alexander Anderson [WIP]
 * Raoh vs Wamuu [WIP]
 * Captain America vs Rudol von Stroheim [WIP]
 * D'Vorah VS Sadira [WIP]
 * Lisa Lisa vs Rose [WIP]
 * Caesar Zeppeli vs Ken Masters [WIP]
 * RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd [WIP]
 * Giorno vs Enrico Pucci vs Funny Valentine (Season 4 Finale)

Season 5: The Final Chapter
 (16 Total, 3 WIP, 13 Planned): 
 * Joseph Joestar vs Edward Elric [WIP] (Season 5 Premiere)
 * Deathstroke vs. Taskmaster [WIP]
 * The Chosen Undead vs. The Last Dragonborn [WIP]
 * Iron Fist vs Ryu (Street Fighter)
 * Jackie Chan (Adventures) vs ???
 * Joseph Joestar vs Gintoki Sakata (Actor Allusion Battle, Original Season 5 Premiere)
 * Yoshikage Kira vs Diavolo
 * Okuyasu Nijimura vs Kanji -Persona 4- (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Enrico Pucci vs Vanilla Ice (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Okuyasu Nijimura vs Vanilla Ice (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Diego Brando vs Reptile (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Diego Brando vs Riptor (Killer Instinct) (Dual/Twin Episodes)
 * Josuke vs Knuckle Bine (HxH)
 * William Anthonio Zeppeli vs Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli vs Gyro Zeppeli (Original Season 4 Finale)
 * JoJo Battle Royal: Jonathan vs Joseph vs Jotaro vs Josuke vs Giorno vs Jolyne vs Johnny vs JoJoLion (Season 5/Possible Series Finale)

Death Battle Ideas for Sale
 (7 Ideas) 
 * Iron Fist vs Akuma
 * Kenshiro vs Dio Brando
 * Josuke Higashikata vs Yu Narukami
 * Josuke Higashikata vs Kanji (Persona 4)
 * Dio vs Hisoka (HxH)
 * Kurumi Tokisaki vs Dio Brando
 * Diego Brando vs The Lizard (Marvel)

Original Characters I guess
Got bored, none of these are to be taken seriously.

Derp
The Devourer of Logic, Sense, Reason, Meaning, and Existence (lazy as Patrick Star, intelligent as Ultron and Brainiac combined, as powerful as a black hole, Galactus and Galvatron combined times 7, abilities cannot affect gods or the concepts of gods/omnipresent beings but can bend their rules a little: Madoka, Giorno Giovanna, Greek Gods, Asian Gods, Christian God, etc.)

Chronos
A combination of the titan and the god of time, works like the Stands from JoJo: The World, Killer Queen, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, Man Hood, and D4C.

Sud-Zerp
The icy abyss (created from the misspelling of Sub-Zero's name, works and looks like a combination of Dio Brando & Sub-Zero) body and atmosphere around "it" can reach to a point of below sub/absolute zero, lives near the center of the Milky Way and can move Massively Faster Than Light only in Space.

Ethan McEdgeLord
The most edgy bad-ass individual never, killed everyone cuz he had a bad day n ur gonna make it rite but den he decided to kill people the end.

Super Martial Arts Man
Is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee who had obtained the powers, skills, and abilities of Akuma, Ryu, Gouken, Jin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Jago, Raiden, Superman, Goku, Jackie Chan, Segata Sanshiro, Jet Li, Dio Brando, Kenshiro and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. As well as the Stand powers of King Crimson, Made in Heaven, D4C, Tusk ACT 4, Golden Experience Requiem and became the Ultimate Life Form thanks to the Red Stone of Aja and the Stone Mask.

Super Cena
John Cena except he met Super Martial Arts Man who granted him the combined force of: Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Edge, Big Show, Chris Jericho, Shawn Micheals, Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior and The Rock. Gained the abilities of Superman, Goku, Kenshiro, Ryu, Guile, Asura, Hulk, Doomsday, and Broly. Has the Stand abilities of Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, Echoes ACT 3, Hermit Purple, Silver Chariot, Hierophant Green, Cream, The Hand, The World, Sticky Fingers, The Hanged Man, The Man in the Mirror, The Emperor, and Stone Free.

The Business Man: E-Nick-gma
Evans Nickolas was an American citizen of Russian-Japanese descent who lived around the times of World War 1 to the Vietnam War. And because of his descent he was discriminated. However, he managed to become business man, real estate agent, and assassin for the FBI and CIA and was born from a mother who was a former KGB agent and a father who was of samurai and ninja blood. All he wanted was a peaceful and quiet life, then randomly gets turned into a Cinder-Scorpion-Fulgore-Smoke-Kabal hybrid. His powers are similar to all five with the added bonus of Solf J. Kimblee's alchemy and Yoshikage Kira's Killer Queen. Instead of hating his new self and his powers, he loves it like Yoshikage Kira, Kimblee and Cinder. He however follows a code of honor and has his boundaries. His powers include those of the seven people linked in blue. But he also has disintegration, laser beams, plasma blasts, bombs of different kinds, hellfire, solar flares, radiation, and atomization. However there are limits to most of these powers, especially the more dangerous and out of control ones.