Battle Of The Masterminds! Riddler VS. Junko VS. Light

(Progress: Incomplete)

Short Description:
''Today, brawn takes a back seat as brains step up to fight! Will Light purge the competition, will Junko drive home the despair, or will the Riddler rid them first?''

Intro:
Music: (Logic And Trick)

Wiz: There has been many bloody fights during Death Battle.

Boomstick: It's like Christmas in motherfucking July for me!

Wiz: True, but fights aren't ALWAYS just about mindless blood-shed of opponents.

Boomstick: *Gasp* Wait, what?!?

Wiz: Indeed; sometimes, the greatest weapon humans come with is our tool for fights.

Boomstick: Sensitive genitalia for fucking brains out?

''Wiz: Wha- no! Our brains! Humans sometimes put their fists down and engage in a game of wits to outmaneuver their opponents.''

Boomstick: And the masterminds of this fight are none other than The Riddler, the Prince of Puzzles...

Wiz: Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Fashionista as well as Ultimate Despair...

'''Boomstick: And Light Yagami, the wanna-be god of the new world! He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick;'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their brains, craftiness and skills, to find out who will win...A Death Battle!

The Riddler:
Wiz: Gotham; a place home to some of the world's most infamous crooks and thieves.

Boomstick: Fortunately, one night, some guy decided to get dressed up in a bat costume and go out to fight some crime!

Wiz: Indeed; Bruce Wayne is a master detective and fighter, being able to take whatever life throws at him, usually his encounters with the asylum's infamous super-criminals.

Boomstick: These fuckers include a clown with enough laughing gas to make people die by laughing too much, a Darth Vader wanna-be that trade in his black shirt and pants for raw muscle, or Calendar Maaaaan, that's a weak-ass villain!

Wiz: However, one villain not only challenges Batman's strength, but also his mind, and he is none other than the Riddler.

Music: (Riddler Map Menu Music)

Wiz: The Riddler is by far, Batman's smartest foe.

'''Boomstick: Just that? That's a understatement for how much this green suit fucker did!'''

''Wiz: Indeed it is. Having been gifted such intelligence at such a young age, Edward Nashton got impressive grades and scores on all his work.''

Boomstick: However, since his daddy couldn't believe in such a thing to be true, especially when he himself was envious of his mind, he did what every other parent did when they suspected that their child was cheating; slap the shit out of him!

Wiz: However, this left him with a urge to tell the truth as well as prove his innocence, leaving him to tell the truth through riddles.

Intermission:
''Wiz: Alright, our brainiacs are set! It's time to end this debate, once and for all!''

Boomstick: It's time, for a boring final exam!

Wiz: Boomstick...

Boomstick: Oh all right; it's time for a Death Battle!

Next Time, On Death Battle...:
'''Yohohohoho! Skull jokes!'''

VERSUS!

You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam.

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