User blog comment:Christianthepupbot/The Death Battle Fanon Conspiracy./@comment-5035900-20160715030952

CURSES! How did you find out?!

Well it doesn't matter because you'll never catch me! (*straps on jetpack, flies forward*) Ha, ha, ha! (*crashes into wall head-first, repeatedly being knocked back and hitting it as the wall cracks*)

Okay, you've caught me.