Freakazoid vs ambush bug

Intro
Flyscratch: in fiction there is alot of zaniness and these two are two prime examples frekazoid the internet hero

speedsy: and ambush bug the guy with the invulnerable suit he's flyscratch i'm speedsy

flyscratch: and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to see who would win a death battle

freakazoid
flyscratch: the internet is a vast variety of knowledge and media

speedsy: it's also where you can watch many funny internet videos

flyscratch: yes but back in the old days a pinnacle chip was created and stolen by a man name Gutierrez this chip would give the user a vast knowledge of the internet plus would have to hit a certain number of keys followed by delete this was received as a gift for christmas by a kid named dexter douglas

homer simpson: nerd!!!!!!!

speedsy: yeah that is one way to describe him

flyscratch: anyway thanks to his cat mr.chubbykins he went to cyberspace and gained knowledge of the internet

speedsy: thus gave birth to freakazoid

(cue freakazoid them)

flyscratch: freakazoid has super speed super strength he even drives the villains crazy cause he is a loonatic

speedsy: heck he even has his own freakmobile

flyscratch: freakazoid has knowledge of the internet as previously mentioned he has gone to toe with caveguy a caveman not only strong but also somehow intelligent

speedsy: heck he has even gone toe toe with other villains

freakazoid: and i imitate a good flying nosie

speedsy: what the? how did he?

flyscratch: i was afraid of this you see freakazoid also is self aware meaning he can break the fourth wall

speedsy: oh god

freakazoid: also i also have my own secret lair with my mute butler

speedsy: wow he's got it all

flyscratch: well despite this he has a few weaknesses despite his internet knowledge he is really not all that bright heck he is kinda stupid such as getting a bowl instead of a torch in Gutierrez's cave and will often get distracted by cosgrove his police officer friend which is a running gag to do something with him

speedsy: but despite this he is one heck of a fighter and has telekinesis so yeah

freakazoid: hello everybody i'm in the show!

freakazoid: don't forget to comment *runs off*

ambush bug
flyscratch: when invulnerability comes to mention you often think of that certain merc with a mouth but there is another hero with said ability his name is ambush bug

speedsy: man this guy is kinda a nuisance

flyscratch: yeah with a suit to give him invulnerability and the ability to teleport i wouldn't argue there

speedsy: heck this guys even fought a sock puppet of all things

flyscratch: he is super fast and was in the final episode of batman the brave and bold trying to save the show from cancellation meaning he can travel to different worlds

speedsy: don't tell me this guy is self aware

ambush bug: actaully i am

speedsy: oh god not another one

ambush bug: hi guys i'm ambush bug using my vast bug like powers i save the day knowing i do good in the world

flyscratch: but despite this ambush bug is kinda slow and will often get himself beat up plus he failed to save batman the brave and the bold

speedsy: but he was at the end where he revealed without the show batmite was no longer needed and appeared in the batcave with batman himself and was aware of the changes being made when batman wasn't so yeah

ambush bug: this looks like a job for *rips track suit off* ambush bug

intro
flyscratch: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

speedsy: it's time for a....death battle!!!!!!!!!!!!

fight intro
* we open as freakazoid arrives in a city not his though*

freakazoid: heh this must be the place now where is this opponent i am supposed to face

ambush bug: *appears* hello there blue face citizen who do you do i am ambush bug pleasure to meet you

freakzoid: zoids! your my opponent? sheesh i thought i was weird

ambush bug : who you calling weird?

freakazoid: never mind that i have to fight you

ambush bug: why?

* freakazoid then points to a damaged city*

ambush bug: fine

* ambush bug sighs*

FIGHT!

Fight
freakazoid landed the first blow as it punched ambush bug in the face but then ambush bug punched

freakazoid in the stomach

ambush: heh gotcha

freakazoid: not so fast

using his super speed freakazoid attacked ambush bug with lots of speed but then ambush bug dissapeared

freakazoid: hey where did he go?

ambush: here i am

ambush bug appeared in front of freakazoid and punched him in the guy sending him flying

just then freakasoing then used a scene transition to beat ambush but with it but then ambush bug then took it from him and they

had a swordfight with them just then ambush bug hit freakazoid into a garage ambush bug followed but then a beeping sound was

heard as freakazoid was in the freakmobile as he rammed right into ambush bug but ambush bug used his teleportation  abilities to

get himself on top of the freakmobile but he then had an idea freakazoid then used a little attachment to kick him off

freakazoid: heh even ambush bug's are suckers for that

just then freakzoid then crashed into a wall wrecking the freakmobile luckily freakazoid got out in time as ambush bug appeared in

front of him

ambush bug: your out of tricks my friend

freakazoid: not yet here i go

with that ambush bug was surprised as he was lifted high into the air

ambush: what is this nonsense?

freakazoid: telekinesis look it up

with that freakazoid used his mind powers to tear ambush bug to pieces each part bleeding out finally

freakazoid then snapped off ambush bug's head killing him as his limbless corpse fell to the ground and bled

out

results
announcer: ko!

freakazoid: and that's what happens when you mess with freakazoid

wiz: it was close but for every action ambush bug had freakazoid had a counter move for it not to mention he

is faster and stronger if he can easily defeat caveguy from episode one then he is more then a match for

ambush bug

speedsy: yeah even though ambush bug's suit gives him invulnerability freakzoid's telekinesis could easil

could easily see through it

flyscratch; with that ambush bug was dead from the start

speedsy: looks like ambush bug got picked apart

flyscratch: the winner is freakazoid

freakazoid: i won i won good for me! now onto the next battle! *zooms out*

next time
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE!

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