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EPIC DEATH BATTLE FANON RAP BATTLES!!!

WARIO!!!

VERSUS

KNUCKLES!!!

BEGIN!!

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Wario: The ultimate treasure hunter has entered the arena!

Oh wait I'm going up against a furry? WAHAHAHA!

My strength is unmatched, and my skill is extrodinary.

I could beat you in the blink of the eye, it ain't no theory.

Gold is my game, you can have copper.

You may run fast but I am a master hopper.

My fist is bigger then your entire body, a single punch could destroy you.

In fact I bet you all my money I could destroy the entire Sonic crew.

I stand up for my bro, while when your friends were beat you ran.

And for that, bitch, welcome to WARIO LAND!!!

Knuckles: I don't undestand why people compare us.

Cause me and you? It's like comparing a mouse to a bus.

You're ugly, fat and slow, you always run out of time.

Oh, just looking at your face should be a crime!

Defending your bro? I protect my entire island.

You're lonely and hollow, well I'm surrounded by friends.

Wario you should know Nintendo always loses to Sega.

Have you watched Death Battle? That's what happened to those piggas.

I'll take out the Master Emerald, become Hyper Knuckles.

Did you think you actually stood a chance? Ha, I'm amused but you know I don't chuckle.

Wario: Master Emerald? Eh, I've stolen bigger then that.

I'm chubby? Man, look at your head! Its fat.

I've foughten tougher, I've killed a whole species.

So it's pretty obvious I can shatter your Knuckles to pieces.

It's about time I got out the big guns!

Wario Man is here, so you beter run!!!

Knuckles: Wario Man? You mean dressing up in your pajamas?

Once you see my final form you'll turn black and white like a panda.

I'm way to fast, way to tough.

You're weak, I'm super buff.

This is an easy win for the earth smashin' kid.

And before you whine, I'll smash your skull so you won't throw a fit.

'''TIME! Okay, next time....you decide! Shall it be Gohan vs Superboy, or Link vs Sora? Also, the winner is....YOU DECIDE! Again! Tommorow the next rap battle comes out, so hurry up voting! Tell then!'''