User blog comment:Friendlysociopath/You Gain All the Powers of Your Favorite Characters/@comment-5035900-20190611033855

I'm rather surprised I never came across this before. But I'll go ahead and give it a shot:

1. Wolverine: even if the adamantium bone-coating technically counts as equipment, then at the very least, I'd have bone claws, a rapid healing factor, enhanced senses of hearing and smell, and x-traordinary endurance. 'course, I might also end up with a drinking problem.

2. Anakin Skywalker: I'd lack severe burns, lost limbs, an intimidating suit of armor, and even a lightsaber, but my high midi-chlorian count would grant me tremendous power with the Force. Also, having sword fighting expertise would help should I find a melee weapon.

3. Batman: no gadgets, vehicles, cowls, caves, or dollars from Wayne Enterprises, but I'd have his intelligence, training, prep, and talent for contingency plans. Plenty of the characters I've selected are leagues above him physically, but with his tactical mind, their abilities could prove even deadlier.

4. Kratos: when I could be strong enough to lift and topple massive structures with my bare hands, I won't need to worry about a lack of weapons. Also, a rage ability for when the chips are down.

5. Cole MacGrath: not my most powerful character, but abilities of electricity and ice at my fingertips would be neat to have, and all I'd need to do is keep myself recharged from time-to-time. And I can make a big impression by summoning bolts of lightning or just creating a tornado of doom.

6. Yamcha: Sure, I'm nowhere near the league of planet-busters, but considering I'd still be one of the strongest humans on the planet, as well as having moves of my own design and the training from a martial arts legend, I'll get by. And now I also have ki to call upon.

The last one took forever to determine mainly so I didn't want to just repeat the same series' (Marvel and DC especially), but I finally came up with an answer:

7. Yang: would've liked to have shotgun gauntlets, but I'll take the ability to take big hits and dish out even bigger ones by combining their force with my own. And when I get serious, it's the closest I'll get to going Super Saiyan in appearance.

How does this combo sound?