Five Night's at Freddy's battle royal

Interlude
Wiz: As many know, one of the biggest game genres for speculation,

Boomstick: and porn!

Wiz: Is horror. And one of the most famous today for speculation,

Boomstick: and PORN!

Wiz: Is Five

Night's at Freddy's
Boomstick: AND POR- eh *clears throat* as you know there are other FNAF battle royals, but here, everyone who can is coming up!

Wiz: Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Golden Freddy!

Boomstick: The toy animatronics, mangle, Balloon Boy, The Puppet, even Springtrap!

Wiz: The only rule here is no hallucinations. This means no phantom animatronics. And yes, Golden Freddy is here because he was proved not to be a halucination in the second game.

Boomstick; He's Wiz and I'm boomstick!

Wiz: and it's out job to analyze they're weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!

The original five
Wiz: It all started into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a new rendition to an old Family Diner, there were 5 animatronics...

Boomstick: and managed to look as creepy as all hell! Seriously, what are those things? Would you really want these around your children?

Wiz: Well, you can't really blame them, they're dead kids!

Boomstick: Wait, what?! Wasn't this just about watching security cameras and closing doors?

Wiz: Well, no. Er, anyway, there are five of them, Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, and Chica.

First off, there's Freddy. The big cheese of the animatronics.

Boomsticks: Really? We're starting with him?

Wiz: Well, his name IS in the title.

Boomstick: Who gives a damn? Why not Foxy. Hello? Pirate Fox! Is there anything manlier or bad-ass than that that aside from me?

Wiz; *sigh* Anyway, Freddy Fazbear, is probably one of the smartest animatronics in the first game, as he can appear only when the power goes out or he can suddenly sneak into your office, waiting and lurking.

Boomstick: Freddy also likes to gloat. I mean, why else would he play his jingle whenever you run out of power? He's mocking you!

Wiz: Secondly, there's Bonnie and Chica. Both of them are very similar as both of them seem to have some ability to tale out certain electronics, including your own doors, the main difference is Bonnie is more active.

Boomstick: but the thing bout them is, they're not FUCKING PIRATES!

Wiz; Alright, fine. Next up is Foxy the pirate.

Boomstick: Wiz, if you allow me.

Wiz: Well, alright I guess-

Boomstick: Wiz is one of the most badass and awesome animatronic in the whole franchise! He is clearly the fastest and has sharp teeth and a fucking hook! He's a bad ass! He's a pirate Fox!

Wiz:He cowards out in the second game if you use a flashlight on him.

Boomstick: ...You never let me have fun.'

Wiz: Either way, this brings us on to Golden Freddy, a mysterious animatronic that can somehow teleport.He also has the ability to float and could very well be the original Fredbear.

Boomstick: The 5 are an unstoppable force, and it will take every last amount of power to keep them back.

* cue Freddy's jumpscare*

The 3 toys and BB
Boomstick: : When the old restaurant was shut down, the main reason...was because they looked ugly as fuck! So, they became...hot?

Wiz: These new animatronics are now made more kid friendly, yet just as dangerous. First off, there's Toy Freddy

Boomstick: What? This fat fuck? He looks like he's gonna fall over on his fat ass!

Wiz: While he doesn't look very threatening, Toy Freddy is a master of both trickery and deception. Making you think he's gone, only to kill you, not much later.

Boomstick: Next up is Toy Chica. Chica looked pretty ugly in the first game, so i'm guessing they learned and made her cute and child friendly and, HOLY SHIT she's a porn star!

Wiz: Lastly, there's Toy Bonnie, he, er... she? It. is the replacement for Bonnie.

Boomstick: They are unstoppable forces, with makeup.

Wiz: I feel like this is why people prefer the first game.

Boomstick: and lastly, hey where is my flashlight?

* cue BB laughter*

Both: UGH!

* cue Toy Freddy's jumpscare*

iz: and it's out job to analyze they're weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!iz: and it's out job to analyze they're weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!

The Mangle
Wiz: When Foxy, the most famous animatronic from the first game, was shut down, they had no choice but to revamp him.

Boomstick: Alright! let's see my favorite fox become more awesome, fast and -What the hell is that thing?!

Wiz: This is Mangle! After being torn apart by children, Mangle only seemed to have gotten faster, and gave her the ability to climb on walls. She also has jaws strong enough to bite someone in the head, taking out a frontal lobe!

* cue Mangle jumpscare*

s out job to analyze they're weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Springtrap
Wiz: Once there were 6 children, all dead, all turned into animatronics, all caused by one man who's skin is purple.

Boomstick: Before those kids stuffed HIM into a suit. Don't dish it out if you cant take it, bud!

Wiz: Now inside of a suit. Now he has the durability of an animatronic, but now he has all the powers he had as a human.

Boomstick: Wihch by the way, can smash a robot into pieces!

* cue Springtraps jumpscare*

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DEATH BATTLE!Edit
Coming soon (tomorrow)