User:Fedora Lord Para 348

I AM THE USER V-CREATE ON DEVIANTART. DO NOT BASH HIM THERE OR THINK HE'S DOING ANY SORT OF PLAGIARISM; THAT IS ME.

http://www.wattpad.com/story/33814951-beyond-before-awesome-hush - This is a book I am writing. I swear it's okay-ish!

Characters to use in Death Battles
Those I am DEFINITELY using sometime in bold.


 * Jeff Andonuts (EarthBound)
 * Geno (Super Mario RPG)
 * Iris Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
 * Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
 * Starfire (Teen Titans)
 * Optimus Prime (Transformers)
 * Garnet (Steven Universe)
 * Jack-O Valentine (Guilty Gear)
 * Berserker (Fate/Zero)
 * Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
 * Marth (Fire Emblem)
 * Gideon Graves (Scott Pilgrim)
 * SpaceGodzilla (Godzilla)
 * Sanji (One Piece)
 * Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
 * Domino (Marvel)
 * Martian Manhunter (DC)
 * Meliodas (The Seven Deadly Sins)

Characters I definitely will NOT use in Death Battles

 * Pretty much any non-Legendary Pokemon not in a Battle Royale - I love Pokemon. Unfortunately, most Pokemon just aren't interesting enough to use in Death Battle, especially if against a non-Pokemon combatant.  You can vouch for Lucario, Blaziken, Machamp, Slaking, Aggron, or any of those awesome Pokemon all day and I would almost certainly not use them for that reason - they're just not that interesting on the battlefield.  Now, make a case for Mewtwo, Mew, Rayquaza, or something like that and we may have something going.


 * Pretty much any other noncombatant - Ugh, stuff like Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, SpongeBob (Well maybe not him), and other such cartoon characters see far too many requests. Honestly, most of these characters just don't have interesting enough skills and feats.  I know that they sometimes pull off feats that leave us speechless, but really there's just nothing special about these combatants.


 * Steve (Minecraft) - Steve has very few feats, and honestly it's difficult to determine his stats because everything he can do heavily relies on the player. Also, I don't really like Steve that much anyway.


 * Rosalina (Mario series) - Literally NO ONE can agree on how powerful she is. Is she really a universe buster?  Or was that a one-time thing?  Is she Zelda levels of featless aside from that?  Is she a glass cannon?  The fact is, we just CAN'T determine how powerful she is.  A universal reset isn't anything that I see doing actual damage to someone.  Overall, just talking about Rosalina in VS Debates just gives me a headache.  Nothing against the character, just that I don't think she's meant for Death Battle.


 * Ben Tennyson (Ben 10 series) - Again, just another one of those characters no one can agree on how to portray in Death Battle. Giving him all of his aliens would be the best bet, but he has so freaking many among so freaking few that would actually be useful.  Using every single one in a single battle would take forever, as well as determining a winner for him against any opponent thanks to the sheer variety he brings to the table.  Not to mention that his fans can get ridiculous sometimes.

What the combatants from my battles have in common

 * Lloyd Irving vs. Kirito - Dual-wielders
 * Palutena vs. Madoka Kaname - Goddesses
 * Pit vs. Sayaka Miki - Supporters of aforementioned Goddesses/Follow-up to Palutena/Madoka
 * Paper Mario vs. Mr. Game & Watch - 2D Heroes
 * Slenderman vs. Jeff the Killer - Creepypasta Villains
 * Twitch Plays Pokemon Battle Royale (ParaGoomba348) - Final team of Twitch Plays Pokemon Red
 * Taokaka vs. Blair - Cat girls
 * Hiro Hamada and Baymax vs. Hiccup and Toothless - Heroic Human/Pet Duos
 * Colette Brunel vs. Asuna Yuuki - Love interests of Lloyd and Kirito/Follow-up to Lloyd/Kirito
 * Shrek and Donkey vs. The Animatronics - Memetic Teams; heroes vs. villains
 * Homura Akemi vs. Shadow the Hedgehog - Time manipulators
 * Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Meta Knight - Speed Demons
 * Victini vs. Veemon - Characterizations of the letter "V"
 * Arceus vs. Tabuu - Gods; hero vs. villain
 * Renji Abarai vs. Kyoko Sakura - Hotheaded heroes who started out as villains (they also have extendable weapons)
 * Paige vs. Freddy Krueger - Nightmarish reality distorters
 * Cell vs. Mewtwo - Genetic experiments; villain vs. anti-hero
 * Spider-Man vs. Eren Jaeger - Heroes of cities
 * M. Bison vs. Iron Fist - World Peace-lovers; Villain vs. Hero
 * Son Goku vs. Madoka Kaname - Embodiments of Hope
 * Giratina vs. Scorpion - Satan figures
 * Mami Tomoe vs. Vash the Stampede - Gunslingers
 * Dark Pit vs. Morrigan Aensland - Dark-winged anti-heroes
 * Super Smash Bros. 64 Battle Royale - 12 playable characters in Super Smash Bros.
 * Maka Albarn vs. Ruby Rose - Scythe-wielding action girls
 * BEN Drowned vs. Missingno. - Game glitch-related creepypasta characters
 * Doctor Strange vs Kefka Palazzo - Reality-warpers; hero vs. villain
 * Bebop & Rocksteady vs. Magikarp - Useless/dumb/joke characters
 * B.B. Hood vs. Bigby Wolf - Red riding hood vs. Big bad wolf
 * Dante vs. Homura Akemi - Demons
 * The Demoman vs. Gambit - Explosion extraordinaires
 * Sasuke Uchiha vs. Kyoko Sakura - Foils to a protagonist
 * Dan Hibiki vs. Ash Ketchum - In-universe losers
 * Ghost Rider VS Alucard - Demonically charged beings
 * Lelouch vi Britannia vs. Light Yagami - Teenage geniuses... who happen to be noncombatants
 * Voldo vs. Vega - Clawed fighting game villains
 * Boba Fett vs. Captain Falcon - Loser bounty hunters; anti-hero vs. hero
 * Shiro vs. Peacock - Insane, superpowered lab creation girls with tragic backstories
 * Excalibur vs. Nightmare - Swords you should NEVER pick up
 * Juri Han vs. Tira - Insane fighting game girl villains
 * Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) vs. Woodpecker (Ganta Igarashi) - Heroes who fight by creating objects out of thin air
 * Magneto vs. Silver the Hedgehog - Telekinetics
 * Aang vs. Kyogre - Elementalists
 * Vincent Valentine vs. DmC!Dante - Red-jacket-clad, edgy gunslingers
 * Godzilla vs. EVA-01 - Kaiju vs. Anti-Kaiju
 * Zelos Wilder vs. Lucina - Feminine guy with a great sense of humor vs. Masculine girl with no sense of humor
 * Gaara vs. Raven - Demon-infused heroes with dark personalities
 * Hercule Satan vs. Don Kanonji - Losers with big egos
 * Cinder vs. Akuma - Fighting game villains
 * Mega Man vs. Metal Sonic - Blue robots with the ability to copy abilities
 * Alexander Anderson vs. Jason Voorhees - Nigh-unkillable horror villains
 * Captain America vs. Albert Wesker - Genetically-engineered martial-artists; hero vs. villain
 * Mothra vs. EVA-02 - Female supporters to male protagonists; follow-up to Godzilla vs. EVA-01
 * Shao Kahn vs. Gilgamesh - Egotistical villainous gods
 * Guts vs. Wolverine - Violent protagonists with questionable alignments and little regard for morality
 * Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Danny Phantom - Teenagers with ghost-like alter egos
 * Death the Kid vs. Alucard - Dual-wielding gunslingers; hero vs. anti hero; Shinigami vs. Vampire
 * Doomsday vs. SCP-682 - Destructive villains who adapt to their opponents
 * Laharl vs. Sailor Moon - Galactic Usurper vs. Galactic God; prince vs. goddess
 * Asura vs. Pyron - God-killer vs. Universal God; hero vs. villain
 * Erza Scarlet VS Saber - Loyal swordswomen
 * Sinestro vs. Freddy Krueger - Villains who use fear as a weapon
 * Vash the Stampede vs. Flandre Scarlet - Hero who causes destruction on accident and is treated as a villain vs. villain who causes destruction on purpose and is too cute to be suspected of it
 * Robin vs. Delsin Rowe - Elementalists; Magic VS Science, Nintendo VS Sony
 * The Soldier vs. Jubilee - Explosive users, follow-up to The Demoman vs. Gambit
 * Ragyo Kiryuin vs. Esdeath - Cruel, sexy anime women who lead armies
 * Natsu Dragneel vs. Scorpion - East VS West of fire-users
 * Tuxedo Mask vs. Kagome Higurashi - Love interests of anime protagonists
 * Pit vs. Dante - God and demon-slayers; Angel VS Devil
 * Weiss Schnee vs. Mai Shiranui - By-the-books, modest ice-user vs. unorthodox, immodest fire-user
 * Inuyasha vs. Rin Okumura - Half-demon swordsman
 * Ragna the Bloodedge vs. Ganondorf - Darkness-using characters with a beast inside
 * Dio Brando vs. Doctor Doom - Egotistical villains; one who wants it all VS one who has it all
 * Yang Xiao Long vs. Ken Masters - Blond(e), fire-using, punching best friends to Ruby and Ryu
 * Sephiroth vs. The Sentry - Misunderstood, often hated characters of unbelievable power

A Message from Kyoko Sakura


Hey! You there! *Crunch* Yeah, you! *Crack* This is me, Kyoko. Ya know, that one *munch munch* girl from that Madoka show. Anyway, I told *slurp* those pricks Wiz and *crunch* Boomstick to piss off. Because *munch* screw that! And I'm going to be *crack crunch* hosting on occasion. You got that?

*stops eating for a second*

I guess you guys don't really know. Anyway, I'm not really known for breakin' the fourth wall or anything like that, but I get bored, y'know? Ugh, being a Magical Girl is so boring sometimes. I guess that rookie Sayaka makes things sorta interesting sometimes, but otherwise Mitakihara Town kinda blows. So, I'm gonna be stayin' here, alright? Alright? You better be, 'cause if not, I will kill you.

Ah, whatever. I guess you don't really mind. I'll let Para take the lead again, and I guess I'll go for now. Anyway, thanks for listening, I guess.

*Hands you an apple*

Want one?

A Message from Excalibur


(Clears throat) Ahem! I see you have found my section of ParaGoomba348's page. Now that you have made the time to find me, I shall now read over the terms and conditions for this section. (Clears throat again)

First off, there are one-thousand provisions which you must always abide by if I am to be in your possession. For starters, you must celebrate my birthday in a lavish spectacle and make it memorable. If you are asking, every day is my birthday.

I also start every day off with a spot of tea. I also must have two teaspoons of sugar in my coffee, no more, no less.

FOOL!

(Points a cane in your face then clears throat again) As I was saying, you must also attend a five-hour storytelling party hosted by me, every day. You must stay for the whole thing.

...What's that, you've never heard my story?

Well. My legend dates back to the twelfth century.

(Montage of Excalibur's stories as you begin to fall asleep)

(Hours pass by)

FOOL! You are not to fall asleep during my stories. Anyway, I've printed out all one-thousand provisions, so you may read them at your own leisure. If you can abide by these rules, the power is all yours. I'll be waiting~!

...You're staying? Well, then I guess this means that I may sing! (Clears throat)

EXCALIBUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR! FROM THE UNITED K! I'M LOOKING FOR HEAVEN! I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR! EXCALIBUR!

A Message from Gilgamesh


(Gilgamesh is seen in casual attire, sipping wine from a chalice)

I now see that after reading through the incessant nonsense that is the previous messages above me, you've found time to read my message to you, mongrels.

If you do not know who I am, leave my sight. You aren't worthy of reading this message. If you have, may I inquire from where you've heard of me? Perhaps you are a fan of those TYPE-MOON mongrels who claim they have created me, even though they would not even exist if it weren't for my presence? Whatever the case, everyone needs to know who I am.

But of course, you do not know who I am until you've seen what I am capable of doing.

(Gilgamesh suddenly appears in his armor and opens the Gates of Babylon behind him, showcasing countless weaponry)

See, this is my Noble Phantasm. I have access to every single valuable weapon from all across history. My collection is so tremendous that not even I, Gilgamesh, know how many weapons are stored in here. It makes things fun when I do things such as this:

(Gilgamesh grabs the hilt of a sword next to him and throws it at you, barely missing your side)

Yes, I meant for that to miss. But I could do that with thousands of weapons at once if I wanted. But none of that could even compare to this:

(Gilgamesh grabs Ea from the vault and points it at you)

This is Ea, the greatest weapon ever to grace the Earth. It is an anti-World Noble Phantasm, and if I am to charge it long enough, I could destroy the entire planet effortlessly. Are you worried that I may do just that? Fear not, as I don't waste such precious power on mongrels such as you.

But I regret to say I must be off. Truthfully, I do not regret it whatsoever, but I suppose it is at least the polite thing to say. Count yourself lucky you survived this encounter.

Things I Am Known For On The Wiki

 * Claiming a ton of fights that sound hype
 * Generally following through on said hype
 * Regretting earlier battles I've done
 * Trolling AWC's and poor debaters
 * And Chesknight
 * Yuri4Life
 * Claiming Sayaka as my own
 * Sub-host spamming
 * This masterpiece
 * This other masterpiece
 * This soon-to-be masterpiece
 * Being egotistical as all hell
 * Laughing at my own jokes
 * Dank memes
 * Lewdness
 * Being sassy as all hell when someone tries to insult me
 * Acting like I'm a good VS Debater
 * Not being a total weeb
 * Puella Magi Madoka Magica fanboy to the max
 * Not updating things when I feel like I should
 * Not being able to make TN's but making up for it with some damn good battles/dank memes
 * Being drunk 5/7ths of the time
 * Puns everywhere
 * Stealing other peoples' ideas
 * Killing off everyone's favorite characters
 * Banning people for 348 years
 * Fedoras
 * Being bros with most people here
 * Trying to make my fights super-long
 * Forgetting about chat
 * Generally being the cause of whatever problem gets started here, and also being the one to fix it
 * Shirking my responsibilities
 * Simply not giving a fuck about most things people say about me
 * Making lists that go on for fucking ever