Talk:Albuquerque Guy vs Trogdor the Burninator/@comment-27743658-20160804060502

I think Albuquerque guy is just Weird Al Yanckovic. Anyways:

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Way back when I was a user trying to make a fight using an original character which was just Leopold The Brave if he had a girlfriend named carter who was made out of paper, It got supported. All the while my father didn't approve of my consent internet usage doing stuff that didn't involve taxes and complaining about crap that didn't matter. So one day he had a plan. He stuck a paper clip up my eating gap and tied an elastic band to the end of it and then attached it to a plain writing a sky message to Bill Murray from Jeff the Killer. I know it's weird. But anyways the hover car lifted me up into the sky where I could see all of Alberta. I could see an old lady mistaking a pug for Fred's Spicy Salsa at the local fair from up there. THEN THE PLAN SNAPPED IN TWO BECAUSE OF THAT WAFFLE I HAD FOR BREAKFAST IN MY BELLY! I FELL ON TO MY FOOD HOLD AND KNEW IT WAS MY POPS BECAUSE OF THAT LOOK THAT YOU GIVE WHEN YOU WANT TO HIDE A FART TO MY EYES! I TOOK HIS HEAD AND SHOVED IT IN TO A WATER MELON AND THEN I THREW IT IN TO THE MINI OVEN WE HAD ON THE COUNTER AND HEATED HIM UP UNTIL HE BECAME WATER-MELON-FLAVORED-HOT-POCKET-DAD! I thought "Oh no, it must be-

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Yep that's right.

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Couldn't get out that easily.

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You know you're gonna be strange when it's-

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