User blog:Ahomeschoolingroudon/Gideon Graves slices in DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Exe-

Boomstick: Don’t start with me!

Wiz: Anyways, depending on the person it can be pretty tame.

Boomstick: But with mine however..

Wiz: Boomstick! I’m talking about Gideon Graves!

Boomstick: Oh..

Wiz: Back on topic Gideon is Ramona’s seventh evil ex

'''Boomstick: Wait, Wait, Wait? She has seven evil exes!?'''

Wiz: Yes. A group of her superpowered past boyfriends with their only goal is to control Ramona’s love life

Boomstick: *Trying not to burst in laughter*

Wiz: Gideon is the founder of this group when he posted a drunken rant on Craigslist. And the other six exes responded, as such he totally used all of his power & might to make this affiliation

Gideon: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!

Boomstick: Wow, that’s just..depressing

Wiz: Anyways Gideon seems to use Katanas as his primary weapon, while he usually carries around an ordinary one if the situation calls for it he can summon his Pixel Katana.

'''Boomstick: This totally not a lightsaber knockoff is much stronger than his first Katana. Powerful enough to shatter Scott’s Power of Self-Respect sword. A sword even better than his Power of...Love..'''

Wiz: Gideon as the genius he is created The Glow. A powerful weapon described as “emotional warfare” which causes those to be overwhelmed by their own hangups. Essentially locking themselves in their own minds

Boomstick: And apparently he can use this to shoot laser beams!

Wiz: However if this doesn’t cut it he can transform into Super Gideon Graves.

'''Boomstick: What!? Did he just pull an Alex Rodriguez on himself or something?'''

Wiz: Probably. But not many steroids can allow you to throw fireballs and rain meteors.

Boomstick: But we’ll get more into that in the full episode!

Wiz: And tune in tomorrow as we take our first look at Jasper Batt Jr.

Boomstick: In the meantime why don’t you check out our previous fight Alice Liddell vs B.B Hood the battle of psychotic anti-heroes based off of fairy-tales.