Oogway vs Splinter

Oogway vs. Splinter is a What if? Death Battle made by The Demobird.

Summary
No legendary heroes could have achieved their status without a great, old master to teach them. Today we bout two ancient, anthropormorphic animal masters against each other! Note:in the intro, Bold is Polly talking, and normal text is Demo talking. Polly is the Demoman's parrot cosmetic while Demo is just a Demoman

Intro
Demo: While everyone praises the young, new experts that fight for justice today, no one can forget they earned all that experience from old masters.

Polly: Like Oogway, the deceased mentor of Po and Shifu.

Demo: And Splinter, the master of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Polly: He's Demo, I'm Polly!

Demo: And it's our job to analyse their skill, weapons and armors to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Oogway
* Kung Fu Panda 2- Main Theme*

A thousand years ago, a tortoise departed from his home in the Galápagos Island to go on a journey of world exploration. That tortoise was Oogway. He lietrally traveled to every country in the world, until he came across China, looking over a hill that would later become The Valley of Peace.

'''Oogway wanted to live there and planted his favorite plant, a peach tree as celebration of his new home. Of course, this peach tree would later become the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. I guess plants are really that intelligent, huh?'''

Throughout his life, Oogway accomplished a lot of things. And I really do mean a lot. He developed the legend of the Dragon Warrior, invented Kung Fu and even stopped demons from destroying the Valley of Peace. He was also the leader of a mighty army once.

* Kung Fu Panda 3- Kai's theme*

'''What exactly he needed an army for is unknown, but he had a brother-in-arms called Kai, a yak who was Oogway's bestie. When he was ambushed and badly hurt, Kai carried his friend for days and came across a village full of pandas, who healed Oogway by giving him their chi energy.'''

Oogway was very interested in chi. He soon learned how to use it from the pandas by accepting who he truly was, allowing him to give his chi energy to other life forms or himself to heal them.

'''But Kai decided he wanted to be a massive dick all of a sudden and stole the chi of almost every panda in the village. Oogway stopped him and banished him to the Spirit Realm, leaving Kai furious even though it was pretty obvious he was acting evil.'''

That's enough backstory for now, though. Let's talk skills. And Oogway has many, many skills. He invented Kung Fu, so he is a natural martial arts expert. He mainly uses Tortoise Style, a style with smooth, slower moves that requires great inner peace to master.

'''He also still seems to be decently agile. While it's unknown exactly how old masters Croc, Ox and Rhino are, they seemed around 20 in the short that explained their backstory, and seem to not have gotten all that much older in Kung Fu Panda 2. And in that very short, Oogway was easily able to bounce atop trees without any effort while our young masters all struggled to keep up with him. He's also seen doing incredible flips in Kung Fu Panda and was able to stand on just his small staff upside down for quite some time.'''

* Kung Fu Panda- Oogway Ascends*

Agility is not his strongest point, however. Oogway is insanely strong. He was able to defeat Tai Lung with just a few taps on his pressure points, was able to mow down tons of dangerous criminals and even DEMONS! He managed to defeat Kai, who had absorbed quite a lot of panda chi and even one of his most powerful students named Fenghuang. He was also easily able to outsmart and defeat the much faster Monkey, and was able to keep up with Kai in the Spirit realm, although he did lose. However, it still doesn't end there

'''As we mentioned before, Oogway had to deal with a demon problem once. When their leader, Ke'pa, almost killed him, he was revived by the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. He had the Hero's Chi, a chi energy that made him a target for Ke'pa, but thanks to this chi, he was able to defeat the demon, although not once and for all.'''

With this chi power, he can use his staff to draw Chinese symbols of light to fire at his opponents for great damage. So Oogway can basically channel his chi to draw any amount of shapes in order to attack his enemies. *Shows clip of Oogway smashing Kai's boulders apart with a chi explosion* Yeah. He can do that. He also uses it to heal himself and other living beings.

This guy is starting to sound more and more OP! Is there anything Oogway can't do?

Well, as we said before, he is not very fast in his movement. He also always tries to find a merciful way of battling. He also often taunts his opponent, which may work out on aggresive beings like Kai, but more controlled foes shouldn't be effected.

With all that power, Oogway has a great reputation that no one can beat, and he's glad to keep it that way.

Oogway: (against Kai) Our battle ended 500 years ago!

Kai: Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.

Oogway: Took ya long enough! *Laughs*

Splinter
Master Splinter has different origins. But this one is my favorite, so we're going with it. A legendary ninja named Hamato Yoshi in Japan had a pet rat, who he named Splinter for some reason. The rat was unusually intelligent for its species and copied some of the moves of his master. When his master was killed, he clawed the man who killed Hamato, who would later become Shredder, and fled to the New York sewers.

'''Wait, how the hell did he go all the way from Japan to New York City? Isn't that an insanely long distance away?'''

I have no idea, Polly.

'''Anyway, due to a traffic accident, four turtles, as well as a radioactive ooze, leaked down the sewers and mutated Splinter and the turtles. Splinter trained them to be Ninjas just like his master. '''

Well that was a way shorter back story. Thank the lord, because the author's keyboard is getting tired.

'''Anyway, despite being a master of the turtles, we barely see Splinter fighting. One of the only times he is seen fighting is the surprisingly cool battle scene in the Bay TMNT 2014 film, where he almost wins but gets badly hurt after his battle. He was also able to break Shredder's sword just by biting it in the 2012 animated series, where he instead was Hamato Yoshi before he mutated into a rat. In fact, in the series, he also defeated three Shredder clones almost effortlessly, managed to toss Dogpound into the hair with a back hand.'''

He can sense enemies coming from many ocations, is both fast and strong and can jump really high. He also has pretty good stamina and endurance.

But while we do see him fighting often in the 2012 series, he has clearly aged and has his weaknesses, although we don't see them too often either.

Splinter: STOP! Get away from my sons!

It almost begins...
All righty, the combatants are set and the stage is ready!

It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!

Battle
To be added.