User blog:ImagoDesattrolante/Happy Berserk Christmas

Buckle in girls and boys Sit around the campfire and put down your toys This is the story of a man named Guts Some saw him as just, some saw him as just nuts  But today, the Black Swordsman was on a quest And no matter what, he would do his bestIt was Christmas day, and he wanted one thing The head of Griffith, the man above kings He had a very simple way of winning through an easy plan He would rush in with his Dragonslayer like a manHe readied himself for the journey that awaited him Although he needed to be safe or it could get grim He finally spotted his enemy a few feet away It was in this area that Guts would make him payHe noticed something very weird about Griffith's looks He wore a red Santa hat, a red coat... sure was weird in his book  Suddenly, Griffith sat upon a sled and began to ride The demonic reindeer flew up and weren't on Guts' side The Black Swordsman gave chase, ready to gut his enemy before he got to fleeBut Griffith's sleigh was fast and he rode with glee  Griffith's sled began to move extremely fast But Guts knew his speed wouldn't last Griffith's sleigh rode very quick and flew over a hill But Guts slammed into the sleigh, ending his thrill  Griffith fell out of his lovely sleigh And then realized Guts was going to finish him, much to his dismayHe stood up and pulled out his blade For tonight, Griffith would not be slayed  He matched Guts, blow for blow But then Guts began to overpower him as Griffith yelled, "Oh no!"Guts' Dragonslayer ripped right through Griffith's arm Griffith began to panic like an alarm  Griffith fell to his knees, knowing it was time to die He had really no friends so no need to say bye He would do anything to live, even pray But the Dragonslayer made sure Griffith had no head that day  As Griffith's head rolled down quicklyGuts realized he needed to leave rather swiftlyHe was going to tell the world that Griffith was deadAnd then replace the Christmas Tree star with Griffith's head Guts picked up Griffith's hat and wore it with prideThe adventure sure was an interesting ride And now, it is time to say goodbye, my friends For this story has met it's end!