Talk:Patrick Star VS Sans/@comment-31051251-20160906023126

Patrick Star feats:

-Survived getting crushed by his giant house

-Crashed Jupiter into Saturn (Ik it was the bad spongebob movie, but still)

-Hes got the moves like Squidward, and could out-dance Sans

-He can make faces with his skin

-He survived a giant wrench falling on his head

-HES THE FOUNDER OF ****ING WUMBOLOGY! He has years of life experience!

-Hes always "here" on Double Weenie Wednesday

-He survived getting brutally beat up by SANS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdnw5FCoZ0

-He survived getting a trumpet impaled into his neck

-He pushed Bikini Bottom somewhere else

-He can sit on hooks, and shove them in his neck hole, like a TRUE daredevil

-He should be able to break the fourth wall......

- He survived an explosion by Sandy

-He survived getting his head ripped off by Sandy

And NEVER, call him Tubby.