Virtual Horror Battle Royale

The Virtual Horror Battle Royale was originally made by Pygmy Hippo 2 on Google + and was a rematch of an earlier fight he did there. It's now being treated as a stand-alone episode.

Description
When They Cry vs. Slender vs. Outlast vs. Five Nights at Freddy's! Four of the most popular non-survival horror series' villains try to add the others to their kill counts!

Interlude
Rose:We're never getting the RTS Trinity Battle Royale are we?

Pygmy:It's still happening, I just wanted to do this first.

Rose:Right...Anyways, if you couldn't tell Death Battle has been including a lot of horror characters lately, Leon S. Kennedy, Frank West, and Lucy but we're here to talk about villains...sort-of.

Pygmy:Every generation of horror has had its big four, Universal's Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolf-Man, and the Mummy.

Rose:Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Leatherface of the slasher era.

Pygmy:But today, we're talking about the most influential and successful series on the virtual screen.

'''Rose:AKA PC. But obviously this isn't all and just who we thought would represent the truly massive roster back except survival horror. Nemesis can go stomp Pyramid Head some more and not single-handedly wipe out an entire roster.'''

Zuggsy:Don't tell me more RPG Maker characters...

Pygmy:No, no, no, we already did two fights on that!

Rose:Thank Lenin!

Pygmy:Ugh, well at this point all that's left is the purple bobblehead but we're not using him so can we get on with it?

Rose:Rena Ryugu, the cleaver girl of When They Cry!

Pygmy:Slender Man, the faceless eldritch abomination of the woods!

Rose:Chris Walker, the big fucking guy of Outlast!

Pygmy:And William Afton, the Purple Guy of Five Nights at Freddy's!

Zuggsy:Wait a second, what about the Servant Grunt?

Rose:No clue what you're talking about.

Zuggsy:Amnesia?

Pygmy:Never heard of it.

''Zuggsy:Pewdiepie and Tobusucus played it years ago? It had several custom stories?''

Rose:Doesn't ring any bells.

Zuggsy glares at the two hosts.

Pygmy:Anyways, we're actually going to be using info boxes this episode...but in text form.

Rose:Well, these two are dissapointments and I'm Rose, and it's our job to see what these four psychotic monsters have for a Versus!

Rena Ryugu
Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYsz15hpkiA

Background

-Age:15-45

-Height:5'3"|160.2 cm

-Weight:90 lbs|40 kgs

-Nationality:Japan

-Hinamizawa Resident

-Nicknamed Cleaver Girl

-Likes Colonel Sanders Dolls

Pygmy:In a small village in Japan, there lives six friends-

'''Rose:Who spend most of When They Cry murdering each other but it's OK, the whole series is some Groundhog Day bullshit with evil scientists! Who could have guessed that plot twist?'''

Zuggsy:I don't think you like this series very much but Rena Ryugu is just one of the six who lives with her father and spends her time outside of school in the junkyard.

Pygmy:And occasionally introducing people to her nata whether it's non-lethal or...

Teppei's death scene plays.

'''Rose:Or killing the shit out of child-abusers. Anyways, in that arc Rena goes off the deep end and bashes that douchebag's bitch girlfriend's face in with a metal pipe and holds her school hostage with a fucking firebomb.'''

Zuggsy:To be fair, she was in the final stages of Hinamizawa Syndrome which made her anxious, paranoid, homicidal, suicidal, and hallucinate.

Pygmy:Which sounds like me after watching JoeysWorldTour do an ASMR video on Popeyes chicken.

Zuggsy throws up.

'''Rose:Lenin damn it, Pygmy! Now he's going to have to clean that up because you brought that horror up!'''

Pygmy shrugs.

'''Rose:Ugh, well, she did that because she believed the Sonozakis were covering up aliens. No really. And after Keiichi talked her down, she got sent to an asylum, far, far, away from her friends. Good work there, crazy.'''

Zuggsy:This actually allowed her to be the only surviving Hinamizawan but it's clear she's not all there any more-

'''Rose:You think so? And we'll be using that timeline because after the last two fights, I don't think putting a fifteen year old in a life-or-death situation with Cheesegrater Face and Zombie Furry will help our image.'''

Pygmy:Composite actually but moving on...

Arsenal

-Nata

-Baseball Bat

-Firebomb

-Metal Pipe

-Glass Shard

-Hacksaw

-Axe

Pygmy:Ryugu has multiple weapons including her iconic nata which appears to be much longer than the real life version and has a hook on the bladed end.

Rose:She's also got a aluminum baseball bat for breaking windows and bones and that good old firebomb with gasoline and a kitchen timer.

Zuggsy:As previously mentioned, she has a metal pipe, a glass shard for cutting attackers, a hacksaw for disposing of their bodies, an axe for splitting skulls.

Rose:Wait a second, doesn't she do that with her nata?

Pygmy:It was actually used in the sound novel to kill Teppei and was just left out of the anime. But she's got some impressive feats as well.

Feats

-Regularly splits skulls in half

-Took out all of her friends with a single punch

-Avoided a shotgun blast by pushing the barrel upwards

-Was behind Keiichi after he looked away for a moment

-Endured a gunshot wound for several minutes

-Easily tricks adults

-Defeated Keiichi Maebara, Rika Furude, the Yamainu, a martial artist, Rina, and armed Hinamizawans

Rose:Yeah like the fact that Rena basically treats the skull split like Walker's torso rip and one-shot her friends and some random martial artist.

Zuggsy:She's also fast as fuck, boi!

Rose:Did-did you just-

Zuggsy:I thought that would be funny!

'''Rose:Yeah, after Joey, why not bring up Keemstar? What's next a Logan Paul joke?'''

Zuggsy:Ah man, please don't tell me I'm fired...

Pygmy:No, we're basically broke.

''Zuggsy:Alright! Wait, what?!''

Pygmy:Just continue with the bio.

Zuggsy:Well she avoided a shotgun blast by pushing the barrel upwards with her nata and killed several insane armed Hinamizawans before they could fire.

Pygmy:She also used the Slasherport against Maebara who she would beat in a duel and easily incapacitated several Yamainu with ambush tactics along with her friends.

Rose:She also not only survived a gunshot wound but three fucking rockets hitting her and a giant log!

Zuggsy:That's either gag feats or her Kawaii Mode which is activated by seeing something cute and boosts her other physicals as well along with ignoring physics.

Pygmy:But she's also cunning, being able to trick the police and Teppei along with being a frequent winner of club games and she can tell what people's hidden motives are.

Rose:Or...

Rena Ryugu:You liar!

''Zuggsy:Gah! I thought we agreed on no jumpscares!''

Rose:Rules change, mook.

Pygmy:And if a person is lying to her.

'''Rose:But that has nothing on her ultimate tactic, The Twitch Streamer Experience! Ah good old Japan, never fail to surprise me with your depravity.'''

Zuggsy:Wat?

Pygmy:Literally just seducing Keiichi into winning Zombie Tag.

''Zuggsy:Oh, you had me worried there. I thought this was one of those h-''

Pygmy:No! We can't say that on a Fandom page!

Rose:Nope, but When They Cry's two contemporaries are.

Zuggsy:What are-

Pygmy duct tapes Zuggsy's mouth shut.

Pygmy:Umm, Weaknesses, she's not stable mentally or emotionally, she can be clumsy, and Hinamizawa Syndrome. That's all for today, folks!

Rose:So, are you leaving that on him?

Pygmy:I'm taking it off next bio.

Rose:Lenin damn it.

"If you want to kill someone, you should be prepared to die yourself!"

Slender Man
Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OC9LjTeipI

Background

-Age:418+

-Height:6-15'|182-457 cm

-Weight:110 lbs|50 kg

-Nationality:German?

-Also Known as the Operator

-Bioelectric Being

-Not A Creepypasta

Pygmy:Our next contestant is easily one of the most enigmatic figures in modern horror with nobody truly knowing when he first appeared or what he truly is.

Rose:The canon hints towards 1600s Germany and bioelectric being for those two but there's also cases for ancient Egypt and the Tulpa Effect.

Zuggsy:Whatever the case, Slender Man is still around to this day and keeps on getting new forms, methods, and servants with each generation.

Pygmy:Those servants are called Proxies which we will get to but pretty much everything has a bioelectric field but he's unique in being completely composed of it.

Rose:Yeah, but it's pretty obvious from the stories and games that he can still be harmed by physical attacks and must become physical to attack.

Zuggsy:Why are we talking about his weaknesses already?!

Rose:So people don't think we're pitting sentient electric currents against two humans and a robot.

Pygmy:Anyways...

Arsenal

-Tendrils

-Mind Control

-Pyrokinesis

-Slender Sickness

-Telikenisis

-Shapeshifting

-Absorption

Pygmy:Slender's tendrils are easily his most iconic feature with at least 6 that are not only long enough to go through a forest but have also been known to impale flesh and steel armor.

Rose:He also crushed some little kids in California but besides being a faceless Pennywise, he's also known for being a frequent mind-haxer.

Zuggsy:He can cause static to appear in people's vision and on electronics, he can drive people to suicide or insanity, cause massive hallucinations, and even worse can turn people into his Proxies.

Pygmy:There's an important distinction between Proxies like Kate and Charlie and victims like Masky and Hoodie, the first group has above-human strength and endurance and follows his every order.

Rose:The sneaky fuck can also disguise them as regular humans but the latter is against him and tend to use weapons with no real boost.

Zuggsy:He's also known for burning down forests and buildings in a variety of flame colors, red, blue, and green, along with telekinesis...wait, that's from-

Pygmy:We're using Marble Hornets because Slender referenced it.

Zuggsy:But why even point it out if you're just going to ignore the two most famous characters?

Rose:Because the creator straight-up said they weren't Proxies, dipshit.

Pygmy:Which he uses to hold back weapons and apparently once tossed a man 30 feet, at least that's what DF says.

'''Rose:And the more contact you have, the worse it gets. You're either going to be constantly sick or as the recent movie showed, literally absorbed into him but that takes a while.'''

Zuggsy:Oh and he can shapeshift into various forms, skeletons, trees, businessmen, shadows, and mimic voices along with being invisible to anybody but his targets.

Pygmy:Time to move on to the feats...

Feats

-Stabbed through plate armor and a human body

-Easily breaks windows

-Can teleport away from shotgun blasts

-Healing factor can regrow limbs

-Impossible to escape from

-Defeated Jeff the Killer, knights, and WW2 soldiers

Pygmy:The Man has not only broken windows and impaled people with his tendrils but can support his own weight and chase after people on foot.

Rose:Doesn't he literally have teleporting?

Pygmy:It's called Slender Walking and I forgot.

'''Rose:Dumbass. He uses that to escape in time before a shotgun can shoot him and has reacted to Jeff the Killer who can evade gunfire.'''

Zuggsy:He's also known to tear people's organs out with his bare hands and put them in plastic bags or mutilate animals.

Pygmy:It should also be noted that Jeff easily carves through flesh and bone with his kitchen knife and once punched a bully so hard, their heart stopped.

Rose:Also from that shitty fanfic, he managed to regrow his arm and only got pissed off from a broken shoulder.

Zuggsy:In addition, his psychic links to people make it impossible for them to escape and enables him to control his Proxies at any time along with being able to establish them through pages, videos, and direct contact.

Pygmy:He's beaten Jeff the Killer by impaling him on a tree branch, knights, and World War 2 soldiers but even he has weaknesses.

Rose:As previously mentioned, he still can be harmed by humans and possibly even killed but he also tends to take his time on the hunt, tormenting victims for months.

Zuggsy:As shown on several occasions his mind hax has limits, being able to be fought off by his victims or outright ignored by Jeff.

Pygmy:Also, he's mostly been in fights in the past and prefers unarmed victims nowadays. He even left Jeff alone after the first encounter.

Rose:But anyways, Slender Man really is Something Awful.

"We didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and outstretched arms horrified and comforted us at the same time.. "

Chris Walker
Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAuqX8QCbc8

Background

-Age:34

-Height:6'8"|203.2 cm

-Weight:347 lbs|157 kg

-Nationality:USA

-Former United States Military Policeman in Afghanistan

-Nicknamed Strongfat

-Has a stuffed toy called Little Pig

Pygmy:The Murkoff Corporation is one of the most charitable corporations in fiction, right next to the Umbrella and Weyland-Yutani-

Rose:What this boring asshole's pathetic attempt at sarcasm implies is that they're actually extremely corrupt.

Zuggsy:Yes, after hiring a former Nazi to make a nanomachine ghost, building radio towers to drive cultists insane, and having their own secret agents to clean up their messes, it's no wonder that they probably didn’t make it past 2013.

Pygmy:And the former is the thing that one former ex-military policeman spent hours trying to contain with only his own ingenuity and superhuman physicality.

Rose:Oh wait, he's the villain and some stupid fucking reporter is the protagonist who manages to unleash that shit on the public.

''Zuggsy:Uh, why are we talking about Chris Walker as if he's a hero? Several tours in Afghanistan aside and vague goal to protect the nearby town from Mount Massive Asylum's Walrider aside, the guy just seems to enjoy killing people and keeping their heads like a Celtic Barbarian.''

Pygmy pulls out duct tape again.

Zuggsy:Oh come on!

Rose:Regardless of whether he's a good guy or not, he was also a Murkoff security guard before becoming a Variant and killed four people for no real good reason but hey, The Murkoff Account is confusing as shit!

''Zuggsy:Wait, isn't Billy dead? Why the hell is the Walrider able to look like him and why is it ANTS?!''

Rose:Told you.

Pygmy:Yeah, let's just move onto arsenals but first an important quote...

Chris Walker:I'm coming. You won't have to kill yourself.

''Zuggsy:Yes, Miles Upshur wants to die! That's why he spends the entire game running away from lunatics like the fat bastard you two worship!''

Zuggsy gets duct tape for the second time this episode.

Arsenal

-Bare Hands

-Chains

-Snare Traps

-Iron Pole

-Dead Body

-M4 Carbine

-Judo

-True Sight

'''Rose:Shit, now I have to talk more. Anyways, we'll get to the soldier's ridiculous strength in the Feats section but he also has chains around his wrists and ankles that could potentially block a blow. Seriously though, why the hell are we bringing this up? It's literally just an audio queue for when he's nearby!'''

Pygmy:Other bios used it and it still has some value. However it's nowhere near as useful as his huge supply of snare traps that are extremely effective at stopping an escaping victim.

Rose:Really that's what's next and not the giant iron pole rammed up Stephenson's ass that can function as a spear?!

Pygmy:Well he only has one. So, we only have a couple things left in this section, he can throw a dead body hard enough to break a security door and-

Zuggsy:Why does he have a gun?!

Pygmy:Gyah! The janitor is rising up!

Rose:Take the bourgeois, not the communist!

Zuggsy glares at Rose.

Pygmy:Oh come on, you haven't been any better to him. But we included it because Chris served in Afghanistan and likely would have used it along with earlier designs showing ammo packs on his outfit.

Zuggsy:So Walker can get a 30 round automatic carbine with a flashlight that he used offscreen but Rena can't get a 5 round bolt-action Arisaka rifle that she actually held in her hands in the OVA?

Rose:Yes.

Zuggsy:You're just lucky CFC exists or we'd be the worst internet fight series.

Pygmy:He also knows judo, a martial art about grappling people into submission, has enhanced senses including night vision, smell, and hearing referred to as True Sight.

Zuggsy:Let me guess, another quote?

Chris Walker:We have to contain it.

Feats

-Regularly rips torsos off with his bare hands

-Can break reinforced glass and steel doors

-Keeps up in chases with a jogger

-Took a large fall like it was nothing

-Can tell who could be a Walrider host or not

-Defeated Stephenson, PMC soldiers, Variants, veterans, and likely terrorists

Zuggsy:Of course.

Pygmy:As previously mentioned, Chris is infamous for effortlessly ripping off people's torsos and throwing people, sometimes through thin walls.

Rose:He's also broken reinforced glass in a couple blows and steel doors in two along with chasing a jogger for extended periods of time and obstacles without tiring.

Zuggsy:But he's actually far more impressive in ignoring pain, such as when he ripped part of his face off, punches himself twice after every throw, and made his entrance into the sewers by falling down a huge hole and immediately getting back on the hunt.

Pygmy:Even before his death by getting shoved through an air vent, he took a huge beating from the Walrider and in the comics, he's even more ridiculous.

Rose:Walker tears people's bodies to shreds, attacks the Pauls before they can open fire on him, and was only knocked out by several gunshots and a car ramming him.

Zuggsy:As he's called the soldier, he regularly kills people who can actually fight back instead of helpless victims and is believed to have taken am entire PMC squad by surprise.

Pygmy:Just because he looks like a brute, he isn't dumb as he gave up on Waylon after a couple chases and ignores others when killing targets suggesting he has some knowledge of how the Walrider works and has appeared out of nowhere three different times.

Rose:He also traced Miles throughout Mount Massive Asylum and smashed the security system at his old guard job after killing the doctor-

Zuggsy:Yes, and he also can't be bothered to check every closet or check behind him for the very thing he's trying to contain in it's home?

Pygmy:Well he is still insane, no denying that, and prefers to use his hands over any other tool for killing.

Rose:But even if Chris Walker isn't perfect, he's still my husbando.

Zuggsy groans in disgust.

"Little pig, little pig. No more escape."

William Afton
Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AibtyCAhyQE

Background

-Age:40

-Height:7'|213.3 cm

-Weight:203 lbs|92 kg

-Nationality:USA

-Also Known as Springtrap

-Former Owner of Circus Baby's Pizza World

-May or May Not Actually Be Purple

Pygmy:Freddy Fazbear, one of the most iconic faces of modern horror-

Rose:But since Chuck-e-Cheese over here shares a name with a certain slasher villain-

Freddy Krueger:Welcome to prime time, bitch!

Rose:Did we really need that clip Zuggsy?

Zuggsy:Maybe not.

Rose:And he's also lacking a lot of backstory except that he's possessed who got killed by who we are using, William Afton.

Zuggsy:More commonly known as Springtrap or the Purple Guy, he killed at least six children and shoved them into Animatronics which they then possessed.

Pygmy:But before that, he was a man with a family who lost two children to his friend, Henry's, probably intentionally designed to kill Animatronics.

Rose:Wouldn't have happened if you were a better father and didn't let your kids run off and bully each other...or wear fucking fox masks like Mike.

Zuggsy:Actually Mike is Crying Child.

Rose:What?

Zuggsy:Something in the log book I guess.

Rose:Well fuck that shit.

Zuggsy:Or he just killed kids to create life in the book version and had a tough life.

Rose:You choose the better story folks.

Pygmy:Either way, he winds up making a lot of horrible Animatronics with no real purpose except to kill so he can live forever off of souls or Ennard but with organs.

Rose:Book again?

Pygmy:Yes.

Rose:And he also gets springlocked and dies in a fire...but he actually survives the first part in the books despite his bones literally being visible!

Zuggsy:Yeah, FNAF is weird, let's just get to his arsenal.

Arsenal

-Taser?

-Knife

-Bone

-Phantom Animatronics

-Twisted Animatronics

-Scrap Animatronics

-Funtime Animatronics

Pygmy:While the Springtrap suit does have teeth and William has killed with his hands, he does have weapons like the...taser he had in that one minigame.

Rose:You mean the thing Matpat thought was a phone?

Pygmy:Yes.

Rose:Weird mystery objects aside, he has the most original weapon of all time...a knife!

Pictures of Norman Bates, Michael Myers, and Dexter Morgan show up.

Zuggsy:Did we really need that Rose?

Pygmy and Rose:Shut up Zuggsy.

Zuggsy glares at the duo again.

Rose:Oh and after the fire, he now has a bone arm that can probably be used to stab people.

Zuggsy:But he also has a huge amount of Animatronics who help him, the Phantoms which cause breathing and vision problems along with Phantom Puppet blocking people's sight and a horde of BBs.

''Rose:You have to be fucking kidding me! That one can't be real!''

Pygmy:It is, The Twisted Ones.

Rose screams in existential agony at the terrible book canon.

Pygmy:Well then, the Twisted Ones are directly controlled by him and springlock people along with burrowing under the ground. They also cause people who fear them to view a horrific appearance of them.

Rose:And guess who the Wolf replaced?

Zuggsy:Chica.

Rose:Correct and guess who is the only one not in the Funtime Animatronics?

Pygmy:Chica.

'''Rose:Misogyny aside, the Funtimes are interesting in that we're only to be covering three and we're really going to condense their bios. Circus/Scrap Baby is good at tricking people, is possessed by his daughter, has a scooper that can crush kids, is really fucking tall, has a Charlie body that can tear out guts and...has a good booty. Fuck the books.'''

''Zuggsy:Amen to that but we still have to count them. Funtime Freddy actually never has Bon-Bon when he's allied with his maker, whether it's because he wasn't made with him in the books or as the mass of wires with a decrepit head and sharp teeth known as Molten Freddy that is also Ballora and Funtime Foxy.''

Pygmy:Speaking of the latter, Funtime Foxy is actually Mangle in the books and I guess the Bidybabs are canon too?

Rose:Are we done already?

Pygmy:Thankfully yes.

Feats

-Tore apart the original Animatronics

-Broke a man's arm and killed him with a single stab

-Can move through large areas extremely fast

-Has survived fires, springlocks, and tazers

-Got away with several murders

-Defeated the original Animatronics, Officer Dunn, and Charlie

Pygmy:Afton is best known for utterly stomping the original Animatronics who can crush skulls with bites and throw arcade machines. But he also easily killed Officer Dunn by breaking his arm and stabbing him.

Rose:He's fast enough to get in the office within seconds if he's not deterred and is faster than Foxy who is really fucking fast according to some Reddit calculation.

''Zuggsy:But perhaps his most ridiculous feats are in durability where has survived fires, springlock failures, getting shot with a pistol, tasers, getting stabbed with a piece of metal, and pulling himself out of the Springtrap suit. Wait, is he a slasher villain?''

Pygmy:Probably not considering the last one put him in a wheelchair but he's somehow still able to run a restaurant and pull organs out with the help of Baby. Wat.

Rose:Fucking books...he's also gotten away with murder repeatedly, faked his own death, and figured out the new pizzeria was fake but still went in because hey, there may be children to murder so I can eat their souls or whatever the hell Pizzeria Simulator's plot was.

''Zuggsy:Yeah, he's smart sometimes but batshit crazy other times. He's perfectly rational in the final book but literally has a split Springbonnie personality in the first book and taunts Charlie in the second, only winning due to her being stuck in an Animatronic suit.''

Pygmy:He's also weak to electric shocks and extreme heat may be the only way to kill him for good, but tearing him apart will at least put him down until he's rebuilt.

Rose:The books may be shit but William Afton is ready to spring on his victims.

"I always come back!...That was easier than I thought it would be."

Intermission
Pygmy:We've reviewed the research and found a victor.

Rose:It's time for a Versus!

The Battle
?:Hello, Renegade Ravioli, I'm Hand-Unit and welcome to your new job at the grand reopening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!

Rena Ryugu sighed in her chair as she reflected on the events that led up to this dead-end job. She couldn't get any work in Japan because of what she did as a teenager in Hinamizawa after she was let out of the mental institution so she moved to the United States. Unfortunately she could only find work at this place that had a reputation for terrible food, dead bodies, and getting employee's names wrong which she had just experienced.

She flipped through the cameras and ignored Hand-Unit, noticing that nothing had changed in the cameras, although she had no idea why anyone would want to rob this dump. Three animatronics on stage, one behind a curtain, and one in storage although she suddenly realized that the door was open in that room. Rena didn't get much chance to ponder that as she heard the sound of glass breaking and picked up her nata, she had brought it along just in case, before going to investigate.

Ryugu walked past the storage room but stopped and entered the room anyways, curious to see why the door was left open, she was sure it was locked just a minute ago. Someone was busy looking around the pizzeria while she did that and smelled the air before stomping towards the storage room. Chris Walker had heard of this place before and after the Murkoff van broke down and he finished "containing" all of the patients and staff, he thought he'd see if there really was a haunting.

The scattered parts of Ballora were on a table in the hidden workshop with Springtrap trying to put her back together before he heard footsteps coming towards him. William Afton glared as he saw his new employee stumble upon him and his work, luckily the room was so dark she'd need a flashlight to see anything.

William:And why aren't you at your station? What am I paying you for if not to keep watch over my pizzeria?

Rena:Oh, Mr. Afton! I was just curious why this door was open as you said it was supposed to be locked at all times.

William:When I'm not in it. Get back to the cameras.

Chris:Little pig!

As soon as William had finished his conversation with the new employee, he saw her grabbed by the throat by a huge man who proceeded to throw her out of the storage room. Chris proceeded to stare at him for several seconds before running at him.

Chris:You're the killer, aren't you? I'm going to rip you limb from limb!

William:Speaks the one covered in blood.

But before Walker could reach his target, the room lit up and all of the combatants turned to see the final arrival, Slender Man, standing in the hallway outside.

Slender:I do hope I'm not interrupting anything but I would prefer if you newcomers keep out of my territory.

Rena:Wh-what are you?!

Chris:I knew I sensed something else around here.

William:No, no, no, I was just in the middle of rebuilding my animatronics and a goon shows up and throws my employee before some faceless man pops up out of nowhere!

Slender:So, shall we begin?

Rena:Begin what?!

Slender:Fighting, like how it always goes when something like this happens, Freddy vs. Jason, Frankenstein Meets The Wolf-Man-

Chris:I hope you can do more than talk, you scrawny little shit.

If Slendy had a face, he would be frowning at the insult but extended his tentacles instead as Rena shakily got up with her nata raised defensively. Chris raised his fists and got ready to rush one of his targets while William pulled up his mask and retrieved his kitchen knife from inside it, cleaning it with one hand before pointing it threateningly at the intruders with the other.

William:It's been too long since I've last had this opportunity. It's going to be SO much fun killing you all...

Rena:What about me?!

Even if her employer turned out to be a decaying corpse in a rabbit suit, she still hoped he wasn't the infamous Purple Guy.

William:Hm, you are cute, but then again Elizabeth would get suspicious if I let you get away with seeing my new body, let alone the liability of you telling people. Oh, and I don't have to pay you if you're dead..

Rena whimpered as the other two combatants stared at Afton as well who shrugged at what he considered common sense.

Chris:Yeah, you're definitely the killer.

Slender:You think, Strongfat?

Fight!

Walker lunged at the Man who merely Slender Walked away and let him run headfirst into the wall. Ryugu took the opportunity to run back to the security room and closed both doors in an attempt to keep the other maniacs at bay. William hit a button on the wall and gears turning could be heard throughout the entire pizzeria as Circus Baby, Funtime Freddy, and Funtime Foxy came out to help their creator.

Chris:Four-against-one, huh? Come on then, I'll tear every last one of you mechanical pieces of shit to bits!

Freddy:Language! This is a kid's restaurant, after all.

Baby:I say we take out his tongue.

Foxy screeched in agreement and Afton entered the hidden vent panel that led to the security office. Rena cowered in a corner before Slendy popped into the room causing her to shriek in terror.

Slender:I don't mean to harm you, IF I don't have to, but this current state of mind isn't going to get you far in this battle. I know you still have that old bloodlust in you, join me, and perhaps you will survive with it unleashed again.

Rena:H-how do I know you're not lying?!

William:Oh Rena! Wasn't that your name?

Rena:How'd you get in here?!

William:I can just unlock the doors, that's very wasteful of power, but you know what I said back there was just to fool the burglars, they're gone now though.

Rena:Wait, weren't you a rabbit?

His hallucination tech was making him look like his living self but the girl was more clever than he thought.

William:Ah yes! That's my suit during the day time. I didn't think you noticed it was me in the Springbonnie suit. You're a clever girl, aren't you?

Ryugu chuckled nervously and almost took the smiling William's hand but noticed he had the other behind his back.

Rena:Wait, are you holding someth-

Afton grabbed her by the throat and stabbed forwards but was thrown backwards by an invisible force, the Man had never left the room. As he was screeching and trying to get back up, Rena mentally accepted Slendy's offer and immediately walked over to her struggling boss with her nata and a sadistic look on her face.

Rena:Why I am a clever girl!

But before she could cleave through his animatronic head, a mass of wires and plastic was thrown at her.

Earlier...

Freddy:Go Bon-Bon!

The puppet was launched at Chris who simply growled and crushed it in his hand as the Funtime animatronics stared in horror.

Freddy:You killed Bon-Bon!

Baby:You Marrionette!

Walker didn't get the insult but grabbed the scooper that Baby tried to hit him with and ripped it out of her, taking a lot of her inner workings with it. Foxy screeched at his foe and lunged at him before spraying gas at him from his tail. Chris wasn't even affected by it and grabbed the animatronic by the throat.

Chris:That all you got?

He was proven wrong when Foxy split apart into a horrific mix of wires and his head which managed to chomp down on his arm. Walker yelled in pain and pried the nightmarish thing's jaws off of him before tossing it as far as he could down the hallway. Chris had unfortunately neglected the other two Funtime animatronics who immediately tackled him as he tried to recover.

The other end of the hallway...

William got up as Foxy tried to bite Ryugu's head but was soon deactivated as she slammed her nata on his head, easily cutting through the plastic and machinery. Afton tried to grab her again but she avoided his grasp and the slash of his knife after, getting a nasty blow on his head in return. Luckily he had much more padding than his creation and the blade couldn't quite make it to his animatronic head, oh and it was stuck too.

William laughed and stabbed Rena in the stomach, causing a nasty wound, but she ignored the pain and yanked her nata out. However the Man decided to step in and gave her a telepathic order while his tendrils wrapped around the animatronic. Afton watched as Ryugu fled to the kitchen and angrily broke out of his foe's grasp and hacked at two of his tendrils as they tried to pursue him as he ran after her.

He entered the kitchen just as she finished setting the timer on the improvised firebomb she had made in record time. William glared at her and lunged at Rena before being dragged back by Slendy's tendrils. She broke open a hidden door and found herself in some kind of cavern.

Earlier...

Walker's judo training helped him fend off his animatronic foes and he ripped Baby's arm off before getting Freddy into a choke hold and tearing his head off. He pinned the last Funtime animatronic with his boot but stopped mid-grab as he smelled something.

Chris:Fire?

Baby:Fire.

It was clear to both that this fight would only end in both of their deaths as massive flames approached their position and so they both fled through the same hidden door the Funtimes had used to enter the pizzeria. Chris looked for where Baby had went but gave up and focused instead on exploring this new location, making a snare trap with some rope he found and placing it on the pathway before walking over to some construction equipment. Before he could even figure out which iron pole was the biggest, he heard something get caught in his trap.

Deeper in the mines...

It had been a rough battle but Afton had managed to escape the Man's clutches and made it to his back-up workshop. He heard the screeching of metal behind himself and saw Circus Baby but heavily damaged.

William:Elizabeth! What did that goon do to you?

Baby:He hurt me daddy! But I'm sure you'll hurt him back.

William:Of course, I'll make him bleed out in agony when I get my hands on him!

William knew it wasn't good that his daughter was the only one who returned and while he was fixing her, luckily he had a replacement scooper to replace her arm, activated things deep underground. Twisted things that tore their way out of the dirt and started searching for any of their targets.

Up above...

Chris:The little pig comes back...

Rena:You're one to talk.

Walker stomped over as Ryugu cut herself free with her nata but couldn't react in time to avoid getting punched in the gut. As she coughed up blood, he picked her up by the throat again and tried to tear her torso off but was whacked repeatedly with a metal pipe. Chris angrily tossed her away and tried to stomp on her back but she rolled away and picked up a glass shard.

Rena then plunged the shard into the behemoth's leg, causing him to yell out in pain again, and tried to get his neck next but was backhanded away. Walker angrily stomped back to the iron poles and pulled one out of the rack before turning to see his smaller foe had retrieved her nata. Rena dodged his stab and swung at his arm, unfortunately he managed to block it with his chains and stabbed again.

Walker hit Ryugu this time, skewering her through the stomach, before pushing her off of the upper level and into the abyss below.

Chris:One dead little pig, three more to put out of their misery...

Down below...

Rena hit the ground hard and found herself unable to move but that wasn't the worst part. No that was the horrific grin towering over her broken body, Afton had found her. He picked up Ryugu and carried her to a yellow bear suit, the same one that had been in the storage room, before shoving her inside it.

William:I've never really been fond of this method of killing, I prefer doing it with my own two hands, but since I brought Fredbear along for the ride, might as well use him!

While William laughed maniacally, Rena Ryugu closed her eyes for the last time as she heard the springlocks loosen up with her blood. At least she'd see Keiichi, Mion, and the others again...

Then the mechanical bits shredded most of her body and popped her eyes out the bear's head. The Man was watching but was not concerned with the death of his latest Proxy. He had many more and besides, he could play these last two buffoons against each other but still it would be nice to have some company.

Slender:Aid your master.

Horrific yells and screeches filled the air as the two most despicable fighter's armies met for the first and final time. A woman's crying echoed throughout the mine and attracted an animatronic monstrosity. Twisted Wolf stealthily creeped over to the sound, much like the animal he was named after, and saw his next victim. Unfortunately he had never had any encounter with his current foes and had no idea he was now rushing at Slender Man's proxy Kate.

The woman let out a horrific scream and lunged at the animatronic, taking him off guard with her incredible strength and speed. But even constant adrenaline couldn't match the sheer power of Afton Robotics' inventions and Wolf threw Kate into a wall. It didn't take long for her to recover but she wasn't quick enough to avoid his ravenous jaws closing around her head.

Twisted Wolf dropped the proxy's lifeless corpse and screeched in victory but heard several other screams and running headed towards him. From the size of the massive horde, it was clear Slendy had been here for a long time. While the animatronic's claws, spikes, and teeth shredded through some of the proxies, he was eventually overwhelmed and torn apart.

Hearing the sounds, several of Afton's other inventions activated and immediately rattled in preparation for their battle. The proxies found themselves facing a horde of Balloon Boys and Bidybabs that charged without hesitation. While the smaller robots were much less trouble to tear apart, they still inflicted some casualties on their larger foes with several skull fractures and face rips happening in the short but brutal conflict.

The proxy horde was smaller now but still large enough to pose a serious threat to the remaining competitors. Laughter could be heard from above however and one unfortunate soul was dragged upwards with a skewered head on Molten Freddy's teeth. While the Proxies tried to pull on his wires, more screeches filled the mines as Twisted Bonnie and Foxy found the group and removed their presence from Afton's lair in a gory fashion.

Slender:A minor annoyance at best I'm afraid, Mr. Afton.

A faceless man watched the scene before telekinetically slamming the rabbit's head into the stone wall with such force it was reduced to a mess of wires and metal. The fox turned towards him but was immediately skewered through the head and torso with his tendrils. Molten Freddy attempted to attack the Man but found all of his systems corrupted as he was unable to move.

Slender:Although I must say I'm very impressed with your ability to defy death itself. I think I'll take your toy apart to see what makes it tick.

Screeches filled the mines one last time, this time of agony.

Elsewhere...

Chris Walker dropped down and despite the long fall, landed with no injuries but shaked the ground, something that he knew alerted his targets. Luckily he found something he hadn't seen in a while, an M4 Carbine, and dropped his iron pole to pick it up. This proved to be a good idea as Twisted Freddy charged from the darkness and was blinded by the flashlight before his body was filled with several bullet holes.

The hallucination tech was shot and turned off as the animatronic toppled to the ground. Chris walked over to the fallen Twisted Freddy and noticed that it wasn't even a bear, rather it was just some plastic monstrosity with spikes on it. Spikes that it lunged at him with and impaled his stomach but this only enraged Walker and his boot crushed it's head soon after.

Chris:Fucking robots.

Chris held his bleeding gut and walked towards something that almost looked like a secondary workshop. In the middle was something that looked like a burnt version of the fox thing he had fought earlier and it lunged at him. Walker wasted his last bullets on Phantom Foxy and felt a sharp pain in his back but that only angered him more.

William Afton's knife dug deep but he was caught off guard when Chris judo threw him in front of him before ripping his arm off. Springtrap screeched in pain but was relieved to see Baby's scooper close around his target's torso. Walker yelled in pain and elbowed the animatronic away from him before punching a hole in her torso.

Before William could help his daughter, he felt himself being dragged off into the darkness and saw those same tendrils wrapped around his legs. But they let go before he could stab them and found himself facing his least favorite guest of the night.

William:You know I'm really starting to hate you, first you take my employee and make her burn down my restaurant, then you take me away from Elizabeth and leave her with a brute, and I haven't even mentioned how you think this is YOUR teritory!

Slender:Do you have any idea how long I have been on this planet? You're stuck in the 80's where you killed six children and I have seen countless wars and killed countless victims. I don't think you understand what you're dealing with, Mr. Afton.

William:You think I'm afraid of YOU?

Afton laughed maniacally at the thought of this annoying intruder thinking he could intimidate him.

William:I don't really care what you're capable of or what you've seen, you sentient egg in a business suit!

Slender:This is your last warning, join me or die.

William:Die? Now that's ridiculous! Do you know how many times they've tried to kill me?!

William tried to laugh again but his eyes widened as he sensed intense heat in his animatronic suit before he burst into flames and groaned in agony. Slendy just watched Springtrap burn to a crisp and changed the color of the flames from red to blue to green and back again just to amuse himself even more with the demise of this annoying rabbit.

Earlier...

Scrap Baby smashed Chris' face with her microphone before trying to close her scooper around his head. He held back her weaponized arm but his hands were punctured by the spikes. Walker kicked her away and despite ignoring the pain realized he had to end this now.

Chris saw exactly what he needed and picked it up but the scooper closed on his stomach. Baby grinned as the man spat up blood but shrieked as she was almost decapitated by Rena's nata slamming into her neck. The Scrap animatronic barely got her scooper free in time to attempt to crush Walker's throat but the second swing sent her head flying through the air.

Chris fell to his knees and breathed heavily, trying to find the strength to fight through the pain but saw two shoes in front of him. While the Man's appearance was troublesome, what was even worse was when he was picked up and thrown by some new mechanical monstrosity. As Walker cried out in pain and desperately tried to get back up, Afton stared at Slendy in his new Ennard-like body and grinned once more.

William:I always come back!

Slender:Not this time Mr. Afton.

What William Afton didn't know was those would be his famous last words as an iron pole was rammed through his head, cutting his new life short. Chris Walker let the pole drop with the abomination as he looked up at Slender Man determined to end this.

Slender:Impressive, Walker. But I'd prefer a change of scenery for our final clash.

Both combatants were Slender Walked away to a nearby park and both stood ready to finally settle an old feud once and for all. Slender:This is much better than that dark cave don't you think, Walker?

Chris:Go to Hell.

Slender:You first.

From behind Slender Man, a starved-looking human ran at Chris Walker and while Charlie tried to kill the soldier, he effortlessly crushed the annoying screeching foe's head. He then tried to tackle the larger foe but found himself dissapear into him.

Chris:What the hell?!

Chris saw well in the darkness but he was confused by what he was witnessing. He was inside a castle, rather than the forest and rather than facing off against Slendy, some ugly thing with a broken mouth lumbered towards him with a claw hand. The Servant Grunt swung at Walker but he gripped it's arm and tore it off before doing the same with it's head.

Suddenly Walker heard another screech and saw something that looked like a larger Gollum lunging at him.

Chris:Not this shit again!

He punched through Hannah's chest but still got clawed in the face and stomach.

Chris:You got anything new, you faceless fuckhead!

?:Agyayaya!

?:My prince...

Chris:Are you fucking serious?

Moge-Ko and Hinata circled Chris who watched them for any movements. Masamune-chan was swung at him but he blocked the blade with his chains. Unfortunately that gave a perfect opportunity for the cat girl to dig her boning knife into Walker's leg.

As Chris roared in pain, he judo threw Hinata on top of Moge-Ko.

Moge-Ko:Hey, it's not time for that yet!

Hinata:I don't swing that way!

He ignored both and raised his foot before bringing it down hard, the RPG Maker girls' eyes widening in horror as he crushed their bodies and punctured them with sheer force. As the duo's screams died down and their gurgles ceased, Walker turned to see another contender, a large man with a weird mask and a big blade.

The Trapper swung at him but Chris grabbed his arm and unfortunately stepped in a bear trap. Luckily it hit his chains again and he pried his leg free before throwing the Killer at the wall. The Trapper hit it hard and an audible snap was heard as his body crumpled.

Chris:That has to be the end of them...

But Walker heard a chainsaw rev up and saw a man wearing a pig head run at him. A gloved hand covered Piggsy's face and started to crush his skull but it was clear from the sounds that he was also being strangled. After Bendy finished off this interloper, he raised his fists and prepared to fight Chris.

Both rushed each other but while one was knocked back by a punch to the face, the other had a bear trap clamped on their head. As Bendy shrieked and tried to pull the contraption off, Walker took advantage of his improvised weapon and dug both of his hands into the ink demon's torso before pulling outwards. He tore the creature in half but left a horrific mess of ink that got on the floor and him.

Slender:Congratulations, Walker, you made it through the gauntlet.

Chris just growled and broke down a wooden door, finding himself in-

Slender:The past is important to learn from don't you think, Walker?

He saw mirrors showing what appeared to be his fallen targets' pasts, he saw the girl with her friends and her father happily before finding out his girlfriend was using him and bludgeoning her to death with an iron pipe. He then saw the woman's boyfriend intimidate her father and the girl lead him to the junkyard before cleaving his head in half. He then saw her sink into madness before holding her school hostage with a firebomb and her being committed to a mental institution before finding out in the news that everyone was dead in her town.

On the right, he saw a man with a happy family before deciding to leave his friend's company and make his own, the friend gave him a clown animatronic that scooped his daughter inside. The man suffered another loss as his older son and his friends put the youngest's head in a bear animatronic which crushed it and the man then went on a killing spree, killing his partner's child first before five others. He then made an entire new animatronic facility to kill even more before having a change of heart one day and tearing the animatronics apart to free their souls only to be pursued by them into a suit that killed him as well and his soul being stuck in it.

He saw these people weep over their losses and realized something, what was he doing this for? They killed out of love or grief but he, he really was just confusing his love for killing with protecting the public. He saw it now in front of him, his childhood stuffed toy, the war in Afghanistan, his murders as a security guard, Mount Massive Asylum.

Slender:Come to me and there will be no more doubt, no more pain.

Walker suddenly realized something and tore his way out of Slendy's body, the bastard had been trying to absorb him.

Chris:And what about you?

Slender:You humans think you need a reason for actions, no matter how monstrous, the truth is, I enjoy the fear I get from your kind before I snuff their light out.

Chris:Huh, then I guess I'm going to have a chance to redeem myself.

Several tendrils rushed at him but many were torn out of their sockets, the Man screeching as his healing factor had been spent repairing the previous injury. But one impaled Chris' stomach and two others lifted him higher before impaling him through the chest on a tree branch. As Slendy grew to his maximum height, he snarled as the mortal ripped his third tendril off before he could retract it.

Walker growled in defiance as the Man's clawed fingers came closer to his eyes and his two tendrils were ready to rip him apart.

Slender:I have seen the pyramids being built, the fall of kingdoms, this world being thrown into war, and these foolish humans worshipping me online. Did you really think I wouldn't be here long after your demise?

Chris:I think...

Chris grabbed the massive hands and pulled himself off the tree branch with them before cracking Slendy's shoulder bone with a stomp.

Chris:You're a scrawny little shit!

The tendrils desperately tried to finish Walker off but were grabbed and torn off as well before the Man's head was grabbed and pulled on. Slendy's massive hands desperately tried to grab Chris but he finally ripped the behemoth's head off. As the screaming abomination's body turned into fog, Chris Walker crashed down to the ground and as he was bleeding out, reflecting on his life, had one final thought.

Chris:Pretty good job soldier.

K.O!

Results
Zuggsy:Did we just end on a DBD meme?

Rose:Yes but the more important question is, did my boi just win again?

Pygmy:Yes, he did beat most of the other contenders but he's still dead.

Rose:Well, yeah, but-

Zuggsy:Why not let the research speak for itself?

Physicality

Pygmy:We took each character's strongest strength feat to see who was the strongest and last place surprisingly went to Slender Man.

Rose:How the hell did he get to second place then?!

Zuggsy:Technically his strength could be higher but we looked at how much force it would take to penetrate plate armor.

Pygmy:As Deadliest Warrior showed, a Blunderbuss can penetrate one layer of plate armor but Slendy can penetrate both layers and the human body in between.

Rose:So you doubled the original number?

Zuggsy:And still wound up with only 1084 Joules of force, even below Rena Ryugu.

Pygmy:The skull has often been said to be the most durable part of the body and this calc might prove it.

Rose:You took what some dude said about the Game Of Thrones scene where the Mountain crushes a guy's head and said that it was comparable to cutting a head in half?

Zuggsy:It was the best source we could find but we wound up with 1494 Joules of force for Rena.

Pygmy:There's a huge difference in power coming up though, see we couldn't figure out how much it would take to rip apart an animatronic.

Rose:So you took Game Theory's video about Fredbear's bite being comparable to a crocodile and said that every part of an animatronic was that strong?

Zuggsy:If so, that means that William Afton is capable of 4497 Joules of force, even in life but since it's unclear if the Springtrap suit helped William with anything but durability, it doesn't need to be modified.

Pygmy:He did get extremely close to the strongest of the group though, Chris Walker, and his feat of breaking reinforced glass.

Rose:Which was Hell to actually figure out how tough it was.

Zuggsy:In the end, we found a message board and calculated that Chris must be capable of 4573 Joules of force.

Pygmy:Which brings us to speed feats, the second most important part in most debates but there was a difference between movement speed and reaction speed.

Rose:William Afton would probably take movement speed but that's not their top speed, that's in what they had to react to.

Zuggsy:Chris Walker and William can attack armed humans before they can react and the average human's reaction speed is 0.25 seconds.

Pygmy:While this usually refers to movement speed calcs, we'll be using 250 m/s to refer to how fast you would have to be to pull off that feat.

Rose:But what about Rena Ryugu and Slender Man both straight-up dodging shotgun blasts?

Zuggsy:The average shell is as fast as 1220 fps which when converted to m/s, gives us a reaction time of 396 m/s for both.

Pygmy:Rena and Slendy tied for first but who comes in last? While Chris and William tie in reaction time, Foxy's speed is a lot faster than the average jogger and Springtrap is not only based on the same animatronic design but also outran him in life.

Rose:But what about Slender Walking?

Zuggsy:That's an ability and we actually have seen Slendy run in a Pewdiepie Slender:The Arrival gameplay and he was about as fast as an average human in movement speed.

Pygmy:Finally we come to durability and what we found was that both Rena Ryugu and Slender Man both have basically average human durability.

Rose:What about Kawaii Mode and the healing factor?

Zuggsy:Both abilities and Rena got hindered by a single gunshot and has died from one before or just getting beaten to death with a baseball bat.

Pygmy:Slendy had his arm cut off by Jeff and had a bone broken by his bite showing that he's not that tough.

Rose:But surely my boi was!

Zuggsy:Yes, but Chris Walker had some serious competition with William Afton, while both can tank shots from a pistol, Chris' feats seem better.

Pygmy:While the fire that burnt down Fazbear's Fright was intense, Chris has only been knocked out by a car ramming him and took a huge drop into the sewers like it was nothing.

Rose:So how does William pose a problem?

Zuggsy:While Chris does have a penchant for self-harm and has torn parts of his face off and punches himself regularly, William survived a Springlock failure that left him with bones visible and in constant agony.

Pygmy:Chris is also still technically a human, meaning that he can die from things that any human can but it's tougher because of his durability, but William's Springtrap body can keep him going until the head's removed or he's burnt to a crisp.

Skills

Pygmy:In terms of intelligence, Slender Man came in last due to not a lot being known about his intelligence and most feats seem to be more linked to innate abilities.

Rose:He knows where his targets but that's more of a power of his and while he can have multiple Proxies, he's always nearby when he takes control.

''Zuggsy:Next is Chris Walker who despite his great training, isn't the smartest killer. Yes, he did break the surveillance system but he also can hear a locker close and not check all of them in a room.''

Pygmy:Yes, but he also can figure out who could be a Walrider host which is quite intelligent but he's still one of the most mentally unstable here.

Rose:Rena Ryugu and William Afton had a close match with William seeming to be smarter due to building animatronics but he's also extremely overconfident and sometimes insane.

Zuggsy:On the other hand, Rena has gotten past the Hinamizawa Virus and has accomplished some impressive things like building a firebomb and being able to fool the police.

Pygmy:"But didn't William do that too?" Actually Rena managed to get her old school and hide without apprehended until Keiichi brought her back to her senses. William was the main suspect and only got away because there was no evidence.

Rose:And here comes experience where ol' Springtrap got his ass kicked, every single impressive foe he's taken down William Afton's taken by surprise.

''Zuggsy:And when he fought Charlie, he got his ass kicked. Rena Ryugu surprisingly came next despite her seemingly impressive record.''

Pygmy:First off, a baseball bat is a worse weapon than a nata and most of Keiichi's best feats are just scaling to Rena and the Yamainu didn't even use their guns, blox, when Miyo used her pistol she took down the group pretty much on her own.

'''Rose:Yeah, they beat them later but that was with outside intervention and a lot of prep time but she still took on hordes of firearm wielding maniacs. Unfortunately that pales in comparison to Slender Man and Chris Walker.'''

Zuggsy:Slendy has definitely been around longer and has arguably more variety but it's also known that he prefers going after victims who can't fight back.

Pygmy:The only targets of Chris who couldn't really fight back were Miles and the doctor but pretty much his entire career has been a series of conflicts, from his service in Afghanistan to the veteran murders and finally the Mount Massive Asylum riot.

'''Rose:Ultimately we gave a small edge to Chris as the only opponent Slendy's fought recently was Jeff the Killer. But finally there's tactics and Slender Man came in dead last again.'''

''Zuggsy:"How?", you ask? Well, for the most part he appears to rely on his physicality and tendrils in combat rather than his arsenal of abilities as seen when he fought Jeff.''

Pygmy:It also appears to have been the case when he fought knights but possibly even worse is his killing methods.

'''Rose:He takes by far the longest time to kill people, preferring to stalk them and slowly drive them insane, tearing their life apart before finally killing them. While that's horrific for the average person, try to do it with these people and yeah, you're losing your head.'''

''Zuggsy:Next was William Afton who for all of his grand schemes really relies on taking people by surprise and his helpers. It also doesn't help that he has a tendency to mock his victims before killing them.''

Pygmy:Or menacingly standing there, letting them realize they're going to die. But Rena Ryugu and Chris Walker were very different from these two, both have ambushed special forces, both have fooled people, both kill extremely quickly but there was one key difference.

Rose:While Rena has used the firebomb to ensure her demands were met and Chris relies mainly on brute force, the key thing was that Rena doesn't try to kill in most timelines, Chris always does.

Arsenal

''Zuggsy:Finally we get to the most interesting part, weapons, abilities, and helpers! William Afton came in last again with extremely short range weapons and not much variety.''

Pygmy:Yes, he had the taser but then again we're not even sure if that is what it was supposed to be, I mean look at this sprite!

Rose:And he probably lost it after losing his Freddy's job so there's that but what came next was interesting.

Zuggsy:Rena Ryugu had a ton of lethal weapons and the most powerful one, Slender Man had possibly the longest reach and the most at any time, and Chris Walker had the most variety and some defense.

Pygmy:Slendy came in third due to the fact that while he can stab, crush, and walk on his tendrils, they're still part of him and losing them will cause him pain unlike losing the nata or snare traps.

Rose:Rena was more of a one-trick pony with deadly melee weapons and a powerful which ultimately lost her the edge against Chris' arsenal of melee, ranged, tactical, and the chains which provided protection.

Zuggsy:Another thing was that Rena relied on her weapons to kill while Chris didn't and the firebomb required time to set up, time she likely wouldn't have.

Pygmy:In abilities, Rena Ryugu did much, much worse. Her Kawaii Mode would be practically impossible to use as even the cutest animatronics are still creepy as blox and that one unmentionable skill would be useless against the others considering they don't really care about the s-word.

Rose:Her other abilities were also neither unnatural or helping her against the huge amount of mind hax that would take advantage of her weaknesses.

Zuggsy:William Afton surprisingly came in third due to one small factor, while his Phantoms could wreak havoc against Rena, Chris Walker was like a brick wall to mind hax.

Pygmy:Let's explain, the Morphogenic Engine either worsened the mental conditions or drove the majority of Mount Massive Asylum's patients insane, it just gave Chris a goal.

'''Rose:Which also means Slender Man's mind hax would be useless as well but he had a lot more options. William and his gang would be practically blind at his very presence and he still had pyrokinesis, Slender Sickness, teleporting, telekinesis, shapeshifting-'''

Zuggsy:And somewhat limited absorption that takes a while to do and he only did against an average human girl so the final verdict makes more sense.

Pygmy:For helpers, we took both how much they would aid their leaders and how the ones without them could handle them which meant Rena Ryugu came in last.

Rose:Being fast and smart helps but when you're surrounded and being bombarded with even more mind hax your nata's not going to cut it and you won't have time to set up your firebomb.

Zuggsy:Slender Man actually came in third as his helpers were basically peak human and few are known, meaning that he had less to draw upon than Springtrap and the soldier could tear through them.

Pygmy:Chris Walker may be strong and tough but in the end, he's facing seven extra full-size animatronics and two smaller hordes, even he's going down without the others' help.

Final Verdict

Rose:But he won, so what's the big deal?

Zuggsy:We've shown how we came to this conclusion and now let's discuss ranks.

Pygmy:Rena Ryugu came in fourth place mainly due to her reliance on weapons and her huge weakness to mind hax which could be exploited by most of her foes.

Rose:William Afton came in third due to his horrible experience and overconfidence often ruining his chances of achieving victory along with also being outmatched by his foes in either physicality or abilities.

Zuggsy:When it came down to Slender Man vs. Chris Walker, Slendy's mind hax wouldn't work and while he could use the other fighters to his advantage, Chris could still take him down.

Pygmy:Every single method he had was either physical, rarely used, or extremely likely to backfire, he hates fire so burning Chris alive was an extremely bad idea with his extremely high durability.

Rose:Through a combination of sheer power, mind hax resistance, and constant experience, the soldier outlasted the faceless man once more.

Zuggsy:The winner is Chris Walker.