User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/The Adventures of Chatzy Episode One - Don't Worry Guys, the King has a Plan: Preview

So for those who don't know, this is a serie I'm making with a cast of characters that have appeared on Chatzy every now and then. I'm aiming for this to be a series of complete randomness with a serious plot.

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(The setting is a small town located on the Eastern Coast of the United States. In this town, there is a tower on a cliff. No one in this town knew where the FUCK they were so every few seconds of their existence upon entering this town; they would question where they were. Of these inhabitants included Shovel Knight, Janette Rodriguez, Sinagrus, Morning Star, Iron Man, A Tyrantrum, Shantae, Trainer Rees, and a bunch of other characters that if the whole list would be said here, the story would only be half of what would be written. Now, the start of this story takes place in the tower mentioned early as it’s a meeting place for all of these characters…)



Shovel Knight: I say we build upon this town with gold. Hopefully THEN we’ll be able to trade with neighboring towns.



Janette Rodriguez: This ain’t the medieval times, bub, gold won’t get you anywhere.



Iron Man: While she is right, gold would be a valuable export to boost sales-



(The Tyrantrum roars, shaking the tower)



Trainer Rees: Tyrantrum is right, we have no where to export goods! There isn’t even a harbor or an airport.



Sinagrus: Furthermore, we don’t have the skills to build any of that. None of us even have the strength!



Janette Rodriguez: Really? You lifted something two times the mass of Jupiter, do you know how much that is?



<p class="MsoNormal">Sinagrus: I don’t like work.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Morning Star: We can tell.

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<p class="MsoNormal">(At that moment, a familiar face busted in through the door)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: I’M THE FUCKING KING!

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<p class="MsoNormal">(Fires a Shadow Ball at Tyrantrum who roars in response.)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Iron Man: Oh, Jesus, it’s the fucking human Nazi.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: Peasants, I have made a plan to destroy the US and conquer it! First, we build me a castle.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Shovel Knight: Oh boy…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: And then, a military.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Shantae:  Impossible.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: And then, WE COVER THE WHOLE ENTIRE CAPITOL OF WASHINGTON D.C. IN THE BLOOD OF OUR FIRST BORN CHILDREN!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Morning Star: So… what you’re saying is we force a town of random characters to work, and then enroll all of them in a military-

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: And if they refuse, we shoot them.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Morning Star: Right, and then, you want us to procreate like rabbits and kill all of our children just so we can cover a close ally in their blood.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: And if we don’t give up there, we will try to conquer North Korea!

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<p class="MsoNormal">(Everyone stares in stunned silence until Tyrantrum steps forwards and throws Mewtwo out the window.)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mewtwo: I’ll be back!

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<p class="MsoNormal">(A loud crash is heard.)