User blog comment:Quauntonaut/Death Battle Fanon - Civil War Signups/@comment-25656629-20160503223612

Miracle I'm even able to post this rn, but:

Name: HG, just HG.

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Appearence: If you thought I'd say a Groudon then you're dead wrong. Just an average-height male with a Madoka wig, herecomesthejudgement.

Personality: 95% intoxicated, 5% lewd & intoxicated. But still manages to keep a level-head while being completely insane. How does that work? I don't fucking know.

Team Lewd or Meme?: Team Lewd, of course. Team Meme is for Sonic.EXE worshippers.

How many waifus do you have?: 12, plus the Riviera-verse. And this ain't Chatzy so GG Jack.