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Name: Dio

Gender: Aloysius Snuffleupagus

Class: Rogue

Weapons/Spells/Etc:

The Scroll of Shitposting: It's an ancient scroll that's been passed down through generations with the secrets of the shitpost. It can have many seemingly random effects that can either be beneficial or harmful.

Drunken Madness: My character takes a shot. This massively increases my attack, but lowers my speed. Also, I get hungover afterwards, which makes my attacks less likely to land.

Mating Call: I unleash a painful earrape scream. This can have one of three effects. It will either make the target bleed from the ears, get confused, or get turned on.

Delet This: I delete one of the target's most valued pages. This does a massive amount of damage and can add several debufs, but it will put them into a rage state that increases their attack and speed.

Background: Born in a faraway country, Dio was abandoned in a strange land by his parents who were on vacation. With only the sacred Scroll of Shitposting that his father had given him, he spent his life trying to fend for himself. One day, a kindly Royal Ruler saw him and his struggles, and offered him a job as an apprentice. He taught him everything he knew. Dio was promoted to Armed Servant. That Royal Ruler had long since died by the time this game takes place, and the Royal House had become corrupt since. But Dio still had an obligation to defend the honor of the kindly Ruler. To this very day he defends the royal House with his life.