Bunsen Vs Pinkie Pie

Intro
Wiz: In this battle we have two happy campers battling these two are often thought of bunsen the beast the first beast

to attend a human school

boomstick: and pinkie pie pie the happy pony of ponyville and yes we are doing this he's wiz i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to find out who would win,, a death battle

Bunsen
wiz: this is meddlebrook home to many humans tales are told about beasts though nobody believes in them until that one day

bunsen: what's up?!

boomstick: this is bunsen the first beast to attend an all human school he can stretch like putty detach his head grown arms and

shoot things out of his head

wiz; with his best human friend mikey they avoid all of the mean girl amanda's evil schemes to sen bunsen to the police they have

been to space fought many battles save christmas he can clone himself and much more

boomstick: yeah the little guy's teeth even come to life what the hell?

wiz: bunsen is always happy and tends to think of others though despite this he is kinda sometimes force to get angry at things and

is naive and he tends to go into battle without thinking of what to do first

boomstick: also bunsen isn't all too bright he is kinda caring of others and never wants to hurt people but he can grow giant and

stomp on anything  talk about kaiju

wiz: yeah bunsen is not much of a fighter either but he also has an invisible dog which pretty much explains itself it's a dog who is

invisible bunsen also posses toon force as his body can move without his head and his head still talks even when sepearated

bunsen also can stretch up to the farthest reaches he can he can also grow multiple arms he is plenty for making friends and

helping those in need he often helps his friend he reformed captain cone a local ice cream man and helped him become a

manstaranuaght

boomstick: yeah whatever the hell that is

wiz: right bunsen is very durable and can survive anything like a fall off a building a high fall and his clones even helped pull santa's

sleigh that helped santa deliever presents

boomstick; yeah they were strong enough to fly with santa's sleigh isn't that awesome?!


 * clip show sants call on the clones all them named bunsen*

wiz: bunsen in one heck of an incredible beast

bunsen: hi i'm bunsen!'

Pinkie
wiz: this is ponyville here you can meet many colorful people and you might get greeted by pinkie pie

boomstick: oh no


 * shows clip of the welcome song*

boomstick: hey why didn't pinkie pie appear

wiz: she is busy anyway she does have the ability to break fourth wall in many ways she can reassemble herself has a party

cannon that shoots confetti real hard and fast pinkie pie can pull herself apart and even make images become real she also lead

a hoarde of parasprites out of ponyville

boomstick: the same ones that eat everything and keep growing

wiz: yeah she can use twilight as a gattling gun but we won't allow that since that is outside help

pinkie pie: oh come on! please

boomstick: no sorry

pinkie: okay  *sadly walks off*

wiz: anyways despite this pinkie can sometimes go insane and is not really that smart plus she often has trouble listening and has a

hard time paying attention as shown  here but she can morph her face into one of her old selves


 * shows the clip of her morphing her face into a different version of herself from a previous generation*

boomstick: damn that's actually kinda awesome

wiz: pinkie is persuasive she posses cartoon force and cartoon logic and can even uses bugs bunny style tactics it seems

boomstick: yeah she used it twice in one day on a market pony and iron will


 * shows the clips*

wiz: pinkie is able to take on many beasts she prevent a war between the yaks and ponies  she can go to similar behavior to her

insane state when somebody breaks a pinkie promise


 * shows a clips of her yelling at applejack for breaking a pinkie promise*

boomstick: ahhh the devil pony!

wiz:  pinkie pie can also cheer anyone up and is a excelllent party planner she loves to party and has loads of energy she can

even summon clones using the mirror lake  as shown here


 * shows a clip of the pinkie clones*

boomstick: holy shit attack of the pink party ponies! hit the deck!

wiz: relax wiz it's only a show

boomstick: sorry i kinda have bad memories *shudders*

wiz: pinkie pie is a happy cheerful party planner

pinkie pie: you know what this calls for? *shifts to ponyville* a party!

Fight Intro
Wiz: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

boomstick: it's time for a..death battle!

Pre-fight
pinkie pie is seen having a party but then bunsen crashes in

bunsen: that's okay i will pick it this will be the best party ever cause i planned it

bunsen: what you plan parties? look girly there is only one room for one party planner

pinkie: i will battle you for it

bunsen: deal

announcer: FIGHT!

FIght
pinkie pie attacks bunsen and his head falls off

pinkie: that was easy

his body starts fighting

pinkie: what the?

bunsen: my body can still fight

bunsen's body then throws his head at pinkie as it bites her

pinkie: ow!

bunsen's head goes back on his body but then pinkie shoots her party cannon at him sending him flying

bunsen: i'm okay

bunses then shoots out confetti as well sending pinkie pie flying

pinkie: copycat!

bunsen: am not!

with that bunsen then grows multiple arms and attacks pinkie with fast paced punches this sends pinkie flying

bunsen: and stay off!

suddenly pinkie clones come in

clones: Party party party party!

bunsen: holy toledo!

bunsen is trampled by the clones

bunsen: of course you realize this means war

bunsen summons some clones as they appear

bunsen: charge!

with that the  armies of clones fight it out as it is the bloodiest battle ever seen

bunsen: alright pony time to end this

pinkie: bet you can't make a face crazier then this! *Morphs her face into the one from a previous generation*

bunsen: ahhhh!

pinkie pie appears from the right side of the screen and attacks bunsen with an ad

bunsen: ahhh! what the?

pinkie: there is more to me then meets the eye you know

bunsen: aww geez!

pinkie then attacks bunsen as a toon cloud is heard

bunsen: wait how about we settle this as you leave

pinkie: no you leave

bunsen: you leave

pinkie: you leave

bunsen: you leave

pinkie: i leave

bunsen: i leave

pinkie: i leave

bunsen: i'm leaving and that's final!

pinkie: have it your way

bunsen smiles the walks off but then stops

bunsen: hey wait a minute!

too late as pinkie shoots bunsen with a confetti cannon but then bunsen calls on his invisble dog to attack  and he does slamming

all around the area pinkie however throws a bone then then the invisble dog leaves

this makes bunsen mad as he grows to monstorous size

bunsen: roar!

pinkie: uh oh....

bunses then stomps on pinkie and multiple times as she is flatten and squish and squashsed

bunsen turns back to normal

bunsen: there we go

pinkie then throws a cupcake at bunsen but his elasticity bounces it back at her face

bunsen: nice try but it will take more then taht

pinkie: okay then

pinkie then zips off  and zooms around bunsen  and poor bunsen can't keep up

bunsen: ahh! man that does it  time to end this!

bunsen goes in screaming in anger but then pinkie pie comes in playing her many instruments as bunsen dances to it

pinkie: follow blue creature

bunsen: okay!

bunsen does so as he plays his trumpet and follows them like they are in a marching band

they go all the way through ponyville through ponyville and into the mountains but pinkie then is pushed off the mountain by bunsen

bunsen: that's that

bunsen then walks off having won

pinkie: what was that for?

bunsen's jaw drops to the ground

bunsen: how did you?-

but he is cut off as pinkie knocks off bunsen's head and shoots his head and body with her party cannon then bunsen then falls

to the ground and is impaled by a rock spike as his body and head bleed out

KO!

Results

 * pinkie walks back to ponyville while mikey cries over bunsen's death*

boomstick: wow that was more brutal then i expected

wiz: it was pretty close but here's how we decided

pinkie: i hope the brony's like this

both: pinkie!

pinkie: oh right sorry *zips off*

wiz: anyway bunsen has toon force but pinkie's is far better sure bunsen can do many things but pinkie can do more

boomstick: yeah pinkie is just too fast for bunsen also pinkie is far more unpredictable meaning bunsen couldn't find

a way past it in the end bunsen was a goner looks like the party is over for bunsen

pinkie pie: the winner is me pinkie pie oops...

wiz: we'll let it slide pinkie