User blog:Hellfire King Char/Set Fire to the Sun and Darkness to the Moon fanon- sign ups (I SWEAR THIS WILL BE DONE)

Blech. S-sign up please.

The plot of this dumb shit
After finding out that solgaleo was psychic/steel and lunala was psychic/ghost, the grand council has decided that two unlucky heroes and several  doomed guys allies to set fire to the sun and bring darkness to the moon.

List of things to fill out

 * Name


 * Are you a boy or girl


 * Inner mon


 * preferred type


 * you have exactly 1 day to train a bunch of dumbasses to defeat an army consisting of edgy weeaboos with swords, genwunners, and the cancerous sections of fanbases. How do you train to defeat them?


 * You are given several knives, a gun, a clock, a gigantic demon sword, a brick, holy weapons, the support of a ghost, and the damn fourth chaos emerald. How do you defeat Trumpzilla?


 * How much drugs do you consume on a daily basis


 * Rowlet Royalty, Litten Tribe, ot the heretics who actually like popplio


 * You need to defeat the feared fusion of Hipper Wario, Maxzilla, SA Ganon, the Giant Mario Head, and Dr. Pootis. What do you do?


 * Will we all die on this quest


 * Preferred food


 * Preferred drink


 * Motto


 * Catchphrase

OK, that's enough.