User blog:MarioFan9987/Chuck Norris vs Batman

I couldn't write the battle on a page so I decided to do it on a blog post.

Interlude Edit
Wiz: Two extremely over estimated hero's are going to fight to the Death Battle.

Boomstick: Chuck Norris

Wiz: And Batman the Dark Knight

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Chuck Norris Edit
Boomstick: Chuck Norris is one of the best fighters on earth.

Wiz: Chuck Norris mastered most martial arts.

Boomstick: He is pretty good when it comes to fighting.

Wiz: Despite being a very good fighter he has lost some of his fight's.

Boomstick: Cough Bruce Lee Cough

Batman Edit
Wiz: Bruce Wayne watched his parents die when he was very young.

Boomstick: This traumatized Bruce and he decided to fight crime under the name Batman.

Wiz: Batman has mastered every martial art known to man.

Boomstick: He even beat Darkseid!

Wiz: Well beating Darkseid was very hard for Batman he would have died very quickly if he didn't have a huge amount of prep time and the hell batsuit.

Boomstick: He even beat Superman!

Wiz: False Batman has never beaten Superman in canon. Batman even admitted he could never beat Superman even with large amounts of prep time.

Boomstick: But I thought Batman did beat Superman in The Dark Knight Returns.

Wiz: Non canon

Boomstick: But he's Batman.

Wiz: Still Superman could kill Batman with a flick of his pinky toe

Boomstick: Some other feats include sneaking in area 51 and area 52, outsmarting Green Lantern, defeating Punisher, escaping from a coffin underground while on Joker's new toxin, and many more.

Fight Edit
Batman was fighting the Joker when Chuck Norris jumped in and smacked Batman in the face.

Joker got away.

Batman: Great now he's off to kill more innocent people.

Chuck Norris: You'll pay for hurting that clown.

Fight

Chuck Norris runs in and punches Batman in the face.

Chuck Norris: I'm going to kill you!

Chuck Norris keeps hitting him until Batman counters and hits him back.

Batman throws an explosive Batarang.

Chuck Norris catches it.

Chuck Norris: Boomerangs? Is that all you got.

The batarang explodes in Chuck Norris's face.

Batman then puts a smoke bomb down and hides.

Chuck Norris: Where are you!

Batman: Right here.

Batman put explosive gel on the ground next to Chuck.

Batman detonates the explosive gel and Chuck Norris falls to the ground

Batman puts a batbomb right next to Chuck.

The bomb explodes making Chuck Norris explode.

KO

Batman: Now time to track down the Joker

ResultsEdit
Wiz: Chuck Norris master most martial arts while Bruce mastered all martial arts.

Boomstick: But...

Wiz: Batman is also a much smarter.

Boomstick: But he's Chuck Norris...

Wiz: The winner is Batman.