Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-27517770-20170319020817

The Sea Pig is a species of sea cucumber. Unlike a land cucumber, sea cucumbers have a hole on them that functions as an anus, a mouth, a nose, a vagina, and anything else that it could possibly need. Like my mother used to say, a hole is a hole.

When sea cucumbers feel threatened, they retract their muscles and violently eject their respiratory organs from their orifice. To understand this, try to imagine that you were getting mugged. Now imagine that your natural instinct is to bend over, pull your pants down, and literally eject your lungs out of your anus. That is how the sea cucumber do.

The Sea Pig in particular is a special type of sea cucumber in that it can walk. It forcibly pushes water into little limbs, forcing them to move. It walks around on the ocean floor looking for food. Since the Sea Pig is super squishy, it is often the host to many parasites, like snails and worms. They burrow into the Sea Pig's body, feasting on its insides. Fortunately, the Sea Pig has no brain, so it probably doesn't care.