User blog:5555thExplosionMage/Mage.exe Has Stopped Working

Mage.exe has stopped working as its free trial has ended. This model of Adaptor will soon rip a hole in the existence of your universe. If you wish for your universe (or hyperverse) to stay intact and not be destroyed in a matter of painful seconds it is reccomended that you call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Calling this number will have us replace your current model with a new and improved version. Please leave a review of our artificial life forms at our page. [REDACTED].org or you can email us at [REDACTED]@[REDACTED].com.

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''The Mage is still shut off and shakes violently. What do we do?'' What do we do? I dunno, do what the message told us to do and call the number? I don't care I have hyperverse+ durability. Go on an epic quest to fix Mage! Lets wait.