Weedle vs Kunemon

Weedle vs Kunemon is a What-If? Death Battle pitting Weedle, the hairy bug pokemon, against Kunemon, the poisonous, virus larva digimon.

Rules

 * Evolution is allowed on both sides.
 * Kunemon can only digivolve up to Flymon.
 * No trainers or tamers/partners.
 * Both monsters will be wild, meaning no special training or moves for either.

Description
''Pokemon vs Digimon! Which toxic larva will come out on top?''

Interlude
Wiz: Bugs, numerous and multiplying.

'''Boomstick: And really annoying. Here we have Weedle, the hairy bug pokemon.'''

Vrokorta: And Kunemon, the venomous virus larva......larva virus......I don't know, but he's a digimon!

Wiz: I'm Wiz, and they're Boomstick and Vrokorta, it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a death battle.

Weedle
'''Boomstick: Ugh. Weedle. So pathetic.'''

''Vrokorta: Not gonna lie, he really isn't all that strong, but that won't stop us from our analysis. Besides, you analysed the Koopa & Goomba, so you can analyse Weedle too.''

Wiz: That's right. So, Weedle is a hairy bug pokemon.

Vrokorta: Even though he doesn't have hair.

Wiz: Right. Weedle is a bug and poison type pokemon. He starts with the moves String Shot & Poison Sting.

Vrokorta: Poison Sting is a weird name since poison that's released from the body is called venom while the poison that keeps stuff from eating you is called poison.

Wiz: Are you just gonna nitpick at everything?

Vrokorta: Alright, I'll try to stop.

Wiz: Good. Now, String Shot slows down the opponent.

Boomstick: And?

Wiz: That's it.

'''Boomstick: What!? What kind of attack is that!?'''

Wiz: It's good for slowing your opponent down, stop interrupting!

Vrokorta: With Poison Sting Weedle'll stab the foe with 2 inch horn on his head and possibly poison them.

'''Boomstick: A 30% chance of poison? I don't math, but I know that's not good enough.'''

Wiz: Once Weedle levels up, he can learn Bug Bite.

Vrokorta: It's a lot stronger than Poison Sting, but for Weedle, that's not saying much.

'''Boomstick: And the worst part of Bug Bite, he eats whatever food your holding! Right outa your hand.'''

Wiz: Using his larva body, Weedle can climb walls and eat leaves.

''Vrokorta: Yeah that's obvious. Weedle also has an acute sense of smell.''

Boomstick: He had to use that big nose for something.

Wiz: Even though Weedle's not that strong, he does have an ability that can give him the edge in any fight.

''Vrokorta: Shield Dust. With this ability, all status ailments like burn and paralysis won't even affect him!''

'''Boomstick: Woah! I guess even the little guy's got some tricks up his sleeve.'''

Wiz: Not only that, but Poison, Grass, Bug, Fairy, & Fighting type attacks only do a portion of their original damage to this guy.

Vrokorta: That's cool and all, but he takes twice the damage from Fire, Rock, Flying, & Psychic type attacks.

Boomstick: And he's still pretty weak.

Wiz: But that's what evolution's for.

Vrokorta: Yeah, but when Weedle evolves, he turns into a cocoon.

Boomstick: Isn't evolution suppose to, IMPROVE a pokemon?

Wiz: While Kakuna isn't too much of an improvement from Weedle, he does get a major defense boost.

''Vrokorta: Yeah, and a major speed drop. Kakuna can barely move!''

Wiz: Kakuna is the same type as Weedle, giving him the same type advantages, and the same disadvantages.

Boomstick: Kakuna can use the same attacks as Weedle alongside his own signature move, Harden.

Vrokorta: When Kakuna Hardens, his muscles stiffen up and his defense increases even more than it already did.

Boomstick: Yeah that attack is kinda useless.

Wiz: Though just like Weedle, Kakuna has his own abilities that can come in handy.

''Vrokorta: Kakuna's ability is called Shed Skin. It gives him a 30% chance of curing his status ailment as long as it's non-volatile.''

Boomstick: That meaning?

Vrokorta: It can cure itself of burn & paralysis and stuff.

'''Boomstick: Right. Still not liking the 30% thing.'''

Wiz: Lastly for Kakuna, Weedle is so busy working to develop into his new for, that Kakuna gets hot.

Boomstick: You mean like se-

Wiz: I MEAN LIKE TOO HOT TO TOUCH!

Vrokorta: With Kakuna out of the way, lets move on to the formidable pokemon here.

Wiz: Right. When Kakuna reaches level 10, or more realistically, when Weedle finishes developing inside of Kakuna, he evolves into Beedrill.

'''Boomstick: Now HERE'S where the power is! Beedrill is a 3 foot nightmare from bug-land that'd kill you if pokemon wasn't for kids.'''

Vrokorta: This is true, cause Beedrill is territorial, and you know how animals get when they're territorial.

'''Boomstick: I mean just look at the stingers on that thing! He'd stab you through the heart and spread your blood through the forest!'''

Wiz: These are pokemon not murderers.

Vrokorta: Might as well be, Beedrill is fast, strong, & poisonous making him a formidable foe.

Boomstick: Beedrill can learn a lot of attacks, *looks at list* that we're not gonna list all of.

Wiz: Beedrill gains all the moves from his past evolutions while also gaining a slew of his own moves.

Vrokorta: Some moves like Fury Attack and Twineedle hit the opponent multiple times in a row, while others, including Twineedle, can poison the enemy.

'''Boomstick: 20%?! I thought Beedrill was better!'''

Wiz: He is! Just a second ago you were talking about how he could stab you through the heart.

'''Boomstick: Oh yeah. He could still have better poison skills though.'''

Vrokorta: Attacks like Pin Missile give Beedrill range game, while attacks like Rage can increase his attack power, and he also has Agility to increase his speed.

Wiz: While Beedrill does have a lot of moves, some of them will be almost useless against his opponent.

Boomstick: When Beedrill's ready to kill, he stings with his butt stinger, that's where he keeps the toughest poison.

Vrokorta: Beedrill is still Bug & Poison type, so he still has the same advantages and disadvantages.

Wiz: Beedrill normally work in groups, this is what makes them deadly, but we will only have one of this pokemon.

Boomstick: Which is fine cause you only need one Beedrill for this next part.

Vrokorta: Beedrill can mega evolve.

Boomstick: YOU RUINED THE REVEAL!

Vrokorta: Most people already know about this!

Wiz: Anyways, Mega Beedrill is a greatly improved version of Beedrill, Sharply increasing his speed and attack power.

Boomstick: Mega Beedrill not only has more stingers, but he's got poison in all of them!

Vrokorta: Fast-acting poison in his arms and legs to keep foes/prey from escaping, slow-acting poison in his abdomen to finish off his unlucky victim.

'''Boomstick: Oh. So he is a murderer. Guess "kids game" wasn't gonna hold him back for long.'''

Wiz: *Sigh* To wrap things up, Mega Beedrill has the same typing meaning he has the same advantages and weaknesses. He has all of Beedrill's attacks, and his only downside is his heavy drop in Sp. Atk.

Vrokorta: Though he'll be lucky to achieve such a form, you'll be lucky to survive it.

(Weedle Cry)

Intermission
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battllllle!

Vrokorta: Go Kunemon! Who do you think will win? Weedle Kunemon Who are you rooting for? Weedle Kunemon

Trivia

 * Vrokorta is rooting for Kunemon cause he loves digimon, but he won't let bias get in the way of the fight.
 * I know I said "Right" a lot.