User blog:Aqua-pineapple-princess/50 reasons why I, aqua-pineapple-princess, hate the percy jacskon and the lightning thief MOVIE

Ok so  it's really evident that u hate the percy Jackson movie. ... ok mostly because of the book errors so yeah! be brave people and understand my extreme 'highly-disliking' of aspects from that stupid movie ^-^ enjoy minna-san (spoiler alert for book and movie) Here it is people. The 50 reasons why i hate the movie. I acknowledge that they didn't fit in the budget but still. The movie would've been waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better! Wait till I make that blog on the Sea of Monsters ^-^
 * 1) Percy is too old, seriously he's like 12 in the book and like i dunno 18 in the movie
 * 2) Where the hell is nancy bobfit? She was a good character with those freckles and.... she really looks like rachel
 * 3) Chir- i mean Mr Bruner says the word 'fury' like it's a good thing. Where the tarturus is the whole 'names are very dangerous' crap?
 * Ok, so Grover beats the crap out of Smelly gabe and his gang of misfits. That was a cool scene. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT that never happened! yeah i'm a bit of a book fan, deal with it!
 * 1) I liked that 'you drool when you sleep' part, that was a great percabeth moment
 * 2) Chiron introduces Percy's heritage like it's a good thing. Dude, isn't there a prophecy about him being a big pain in the butt for the gods?
 * 3) Thalia....(my raging shall now begin)....WHERE IS SHE, SHE'S SO BAD@$$! like percy's a baka compared to her!
 * 4) Also, where's Clarisse? she was awesone. Ok, so she was a bullly but hey, i liked the toliet dunking cermony
 * 5) Luke's scar, where the hell is it?
 * 6) Oh  yeah, back to Thalia. Where's that part where Percy feels super guilty cuz Thalia's more badass than him
 * 7) Also, where the hell was Thalia's pine
 * 8) Annabeth... WHY DOES SHE HAVE BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES! seriously that just rips off her awesomeness! SHE HAD BLONDE HAIR and GREY EYES!
 * 9) Also, Percy was not the one to get the flag. Heck he got pulverised by Clarisse but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Clarisse wasn't there!
 * 10) Hades looks too happy in this movie
 * 11) Percy is a rebel not a goody-2-shoes!
 * 12) Speaking of shoes, why the hell does Percy get the shoes. That Percy is too selfish :( Poor grover
 * 13) Also, Percy's quest is completly innacurate! Seriously he gets the pearls from that random lady in the sea not through (insert Pandora voice) "Hard work and determination"
 * 14) Luke: "If you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his @$$" LANGUAGE, LUKE! THIS IS A KID'S MOVIE NOT AN ADULT MOVIE!
 * 15) Also, Ares gave Percy the shield, not Luke
 * 16) Where the tarturus is Mrs Dodds throughout the entire movie, minus the beginning thing
 * 17) I liked that Medusa hamburger scene "It's just a picture Annabeth, what harm can it do?"
 * 18) It's revealed that Percy has blue eyes. Allow me to rage.... WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY oh the horror! SO INACCURATE! Percy has SEA-GREEN EYES not eyes as blue as some random ocean or sea or whatever Medusa said.
 * 19) Where was the part when Percy went to that great arch thingy (bear in mind i don't know the name of the arch)
 * 20) Also, that "motherly" moment. Aww Annabeth misses her mummy. 2 bad girl, Kane Chronicals- Sadie barely remebers her mother
 * 21) Hydra looks to scary, I prefer a derpier looking Hydra. like that hydra from Poptropica, Mythology island
 * 22) Also, where was Ecidna and chimera?
 * 23) Also, i liked that "isn't that a type of anteater" part but no it got cut!
 * 24) Where's Ares? I liked that part when he threatens the waitress and he's a main aspect of the book
 * 25) Also, that tunnel of love shenanigan was lol like tarturus!
 * 26) Grover talks about gambling in the movie. Dude, you do realise that people around the ages of 8-14 (my recomandation for reading the series) are watching this!
 * 27) Grover gets married too early, that's super creepy. It even matches up with the "nico being gay part" (i'm not a homophobe, [in my opinion] it ruins his character)
 * 28) Percy's lazy like tarturus. Chucks water at Grover rather than manipulate it like a bad@$$ water bender
 * 29) OMG WHAT'S WITH THE PEARLS! Percy never had to find them!
 * 30) Hollywood is the underworld. Like what?
 * 31) Charon is not thick British, he's an emo with a hood
 * 32) Hades is too funnny
 * 33) What happened the "helm of darkness gone missing" thing?
 * 34) Persphone's too ugly and she also is a backstabber
 * 35) Also, isn't Persphone always happy to be with Hades, not reluctant
 * 36) Percy's mom looks ugly
 * 37) Cow Faeces! Percy fought Ares not Luke!
 * 38) Also since when did Percy know how to manpulate water into weapons!
 * 39) Firstly, Percy's mum NEVER returned from the underworld!
 * 40) Also, speaking of Sally, how the hell does she know how to acess the elevator of the Empire state building
 * 41) Also, Hermes looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo guilty in the movie and he wasn't even there
 * 42) Actually only Zeus and Poseidon were only there when Percy convinced his innoncence
 * 43) Where's that part with the scorpians?
 * 44) Sally became a professional sculptor by Gabe
 * 45) Also Gabe curses! LANGUAGE, BUDDY!
 * 46) Where's the oracle?