Deadpool vs Death The Kid

Description
Marvel vs Soul Eater! Who is gonna win this DEATH BATTLE!

Will the red-clad merc finally die, or the son of the grim reaper?

Interlude
W:Death The Kid, son of the grim reaper

B: And Deadpool, The Merc with a Mouth!

B: He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick!

B:And it's our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win, a DEATH BATTLE!

Deadpool
(cues Gangsta Sexy: Hollyood Undead instumental)

W: Boomstick?

B: Yes?

W: Did you board it up?

B: Board up what?

W: You know damn well what I'm talking about

B: Ooooooooooh, the fourth wa-

D: Hello again~

Both: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN.

D: D'awww, I missed you too, guys

W: Anyways,

W: Wade Winston Wilson was a mercanary looking to become the next greatest superhero, unfortunately, he was diagnosed with cancer before he could follow this dream

D: UNITL, I got enrolled in the Weapon X facility, place was a sh*tshow, lemme tell you that much

B: If you mean sh*tshow you mean being tortured, experimented on,