The Channel 4 News Team

The Channel 4 News Team are the main protagonists in the movie series AnchorMan "NEWS TEAM ASSSEMBAAAALLEEE"

- Ron Burgundy assembling the news team

Background

 * Ron Burgundy, Champ, Brick & Brian
 * Favorite Song: After Noon Delight
 * Been the Number 1 news team for years
 * Champ owns his own chicken resturaunt that serves fired Bats
 * Ron ate cat poop one time for a steak

Weapons

 * Handgun
 * Pool Ques
 * A Hand Grenade
 * Bed stand peice
 * Sex Panther Calone
 * Gun from the Future
 * Jazz Flute (It doubles as a Flamethrower)
 * Brass Knuckes
 * Mace
 * Burrito
 * Trident

Powers/Abillities

 * Brain has Sex Panter powers
 * Ron is Incrediably Fast
 * Ron and Champ are incredibaly Strong
 * Ron can Make himself look good in a matter of seconds
 * Ron can talk to dogs and understand them

Feats

 * Fought a family of Bears
 * Fought four other news teams in a battle royal (Twice)
 * Fought a Minitor
 * Fought the ghost of Stonewall Jackson
 * Ron Survived a shark attack
 * Brick survived out at sea alone for an unknow amout of time most likly Days
 * Brick took a arrow to the shoulder and was unfaised it just pissed him off
 * Brian Sex Panther Calone Cleared out an entire room
 * Champ Literally Shit a squirrell

Weaknesses

 * Normal Human Weaknesses
 * Brick is Metally Challenged