User blog:Awesome Rowlet and Epic Popplio/Death Battle Fanon Rap Battles/ Silver the Hedgehog vs Ness

EPIC DEATH BATTLE FANON RAP BATTLES!!!!

SILVER THE HEDGEHOG!

VERSUS

NESS!

BEGIN!

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Silver: The Slayer of the Iblis Trigger is steppin' up to the ring!

And this stupid, speachless kid is gonna bow down to the psychic king!

I appeared in a bad game, sure, but my fame is legendary!

This telepathic beast is going up against a Ninten-dork going through puberty!

I'll speed blitz your ass, leave you nothing but a blunder!

Then I'll go to your house and go bang  your MOTHER!

Think you can beat with your Yoyo, you simpe-ton?

I'm amused, kid, but still, you're just a runt.

You'll never get Paula, but I've already got Blaze, bitch!

Cause after this you'll end up worse then Sonic O Six!

Ness: Slayer of Iblis? I KILLED FREAKIN' GIGYAS!

You're comparing me to Sonic 06? Now you got me pissed!

Speed blitz? Please, my attacks are as fast as PK Lightning!

Also, you spend more time being gullible then you do fighting!

I'm Ness, the inspiration of the protagonist of Pokemon!

Yeah, I inspired something while you just ripped Mewtwo off.

Ninten-dork? Great pun, you little piece of shit!

Your games suck, while mine are always hits.

You're busy looking up Blaze the Cat porn

That you'll never see you're doom by my PK STARSTORM!!!!!

Blaze: Listen up, you little brat.

You're going up against Silver and Blaze the Cat.

I'll scratch you off my burn list,

Because you've been turned to ashes.

You can't block my flaming disses,

You're PK Fires? Oops, they missed.

Go back and back out with Jeff and Po.

Or make out with Paula, the hoe.

Got the Sol Emeralds, turning into Burning Blaze.

We've been going strong since Twenty O-Six, while you were just a Ninties phase.

Paula: Hello, say Fuzzypickles!

You burned us? Oh, please, that just tickles.

You have no strength, bow down to our psychic power.

Get ready to get killed by the Lady of the Hour.

We remembered by many, all you did was created furries.

Our victory was quick and painless, it was so blurry.

Now get ready for some elemental attacks

Just cause kids doesn't mean we'll cut you slack

It's time me and Ness finished it.

We landed our attack, and look at that! IT'S A CRITICAL HIT!!

'''TIME! Whew, that was an awesome tag team match! But who won? Decide in the comments and also vote for the next match: Knuckles vs Wario or Finn vs Spongebob?'''