Dian vs Discord



Dian vs Discord is a What-If? episode of Death Battle by Mega-PoNEO, featuring Dian from Jewelpet franchise and Discord from My Little Pony franchise.

Description
Jewelpet VS My Little Pony! Who would win: The god of chaos, or one gray boi?

Interlude
Wiz: Dark magic, chaos magic, whatever it's called, it plunges the world into chaos and turns characters to the opposite of their virtues. These two possess it.

Boomstick: And which one would beat the other in a snap: Jewelpet's, or My Little Pony's?

Wiz: Dian, the Jewelpet of Self-Control.

Boomstick: And Discord, the god of chaos.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Dian
(*Cues: Magi? Magi! Magical Jewel*)

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Discord
(*Cues: The Living Tombstone - Discord*)

Death Battle
(Dian is minding his own business selling vegetables to raise funds for Jewelpet Season 8 to be made. Suddenly, a disembodied hand swoops by and steals four of Dian's vegetables.)

Dian: Hey you! Give those back! (He chases down the hand, which eventually reveals itself to be Discord's.)

...

FIGHT!

(*Cues: It Has To Be This Way*)

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Dian (charging up one last Dark Magic laser): I'll blow you away! (lets it loose)

Results
Wiz: While Discord had the strength, speed, and durability advantages, his lack of combat experience and tendency to toy with his opponents led to his downfall. Dian is smart, fast, strong, AND skilled, and only needed to land a single hit with his petrification ray to win the fight. And he could do that at literally any point in the fight.

Boomstick: Not to mention, Discord's initial victory over the Mane Six relied on prior knowledge of them so he knew what to take away from them. He's never dealt with Dian's magical Jewel Eyes, so those caught Discord off guard. Conversely, Dian has defeated Dark Jewelina, so a god of chaos would most likely be nothing new for him.

Wiz: Every time these two used physical attacks, Dian won due to his superior experience. It helps that he can grow giant, further increasing his own strength.

Boomstick: Base form Dian alone can Shoryuken King so hard he flies into the sky and leaves behind a twinkle. So of course Dian would be even stronger in both of his giant forms.

Wiz: If you're wondering why Discord didn't just snap Dian's final laser away, it's for the same reason why that didn't happen with the Elements of Harmony and their giant rainbow laser. Dian's laser was able to resist an EoH-type laser for a while.

Boomstick: Discord Dian't have what it takes to win the Jewelpet.

Wiz: The winner is Dian.