Fire Man vs. Heat Man

Fire Man vs. Heat Man is a What-If? episode of Death Battle, featuring Heat Man and Fire Man, both firey combatants from the Mega Man series.

Description
A duel between two fire-based robots from Mega Man! Will the successor take the crown, or can nothing beat the original?

Interlude
Wiz: Pyrokinesis. The ability to control fire. With such great power, what would happen when two robots are built with this ability?

Boomstick: They beat the shit out of each other!

Wiz: Fire Man, the flame of justice.

'''Boomstick: And Heat Man, the zippo inferno. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle.

Fire Man
Wiz: The year is 20XX. Dr. Thomas Light has received several praises for his contributions and innovations to the world of robotics, having built 6 industrial robots. Cut Man, Guts Man, Ice Man, Bomb Man, Elec Man...

'''Boomstick: And today's combatant, Fire Man. Dr. Albert Wily took note of his former colleague's successes, and was fuming with jealousy after Light had upstaged him once again.'''

Wiz: Wily deduced that the only way to prove himself was to steal Light's 6 robots and use them to take over the world. Exclaiming his scheme to everyone on the planet. Which you think wouldn't work, but as soon as the announcement was made, it was too late. Wily already had the 6 robot masters in his hands, and what seemed to be the key to world domination.

'''Boomstick: Until Rock, with a strong sense of justice in his robot heart, decided to carry the task of taking the world out of danger. He whooped the robot masters, including Fire Man, yadda yadda yadda, and the day is saved. Can we move on now?'''

Wiz: Hey, give the robot masters a little more credit. Fire Man was built for work in an incinerator at a waste management facility and with this in mind, he is designed to wield flames that can reach up to 8000 degrees.

Boomstick: That makes the fact that Fire Man and Bomb Man were built around the same time a lot more concerning.

Wiz: I'd think that Light is smart enough to make sure something like that wouldn't happen, considering Fire Man is able to burn or melt anything almost anything. Combined with his brilliant balance of offense and defense, Fire Man is very well designed.

'''Boomstick: I beg to differ, since he doesn't have HANDS. Actually, lots of them don't! Crash Man, Spark Man, Needle Man-'''

Wiz: *Sigh.* Anyways, Fire Man is a bit of a hothead, yet still a charasmatic, self proclaimed hero. Fire Man's strong sense of justice, while sometimes blinding him in overconfidence, proves he's a force to be reckoned with.

Fire Man: ''Evil! Remember my name, for I am Fire Man! My flame o' justice will have its revenge on you!'

Heat Man
'''Boomstick: The year is... Still 20XX. After tasting defeat from the hands of Mega Man, Wily looked to get his revenge by building 8 of his own robot masters!'''

Wiz: Though Wily lacks the design skills of Light, and this is proven with Heat Man. His blocky body doesn't make him very agile and his lid can fall down on accident.

Boomstick: At least he has HANDS!

Wiz: *Grumble.* To be fair, Heat Man is based off of Fire Man and meant to be an upgrade of him in durability and firepower. His lid, however flimsy it may be, provides Heat Man extra protection as he can retract his head into it.

'''Boomstick: Heat Man is almost always covered in a sheet of fire, telling foes to back off if they get too close. In this ball of fire surrounding Heat Man, he can boost himself with it as he crashes into opponents dealing massive damage.'''

Wiz: Heat Man is easily able to overwhelm opponents with the Bodily Crash however reckless the move may be. His special weapon is the Atomic Fire, which he uses to throw several fireballs in the air as they hit the ground sprouting into flames.

'''Boomstick: He can also spit fire! ...When do you think his mixtape will drop?'''

Wiz: Heat Man has a dial on his back that can regulate his tolerance to heat, which he doesn't even know about. You still willing to call that good design?

Boomstick: But Fire Man will never get to enjoy ice cream!

Wiz: I would assume he doesn't like it. Heat Man doesn't.

'''Boomstick: Well, then explain that crash bomber thing. It's shaped just like an ice cream cone!'''

Wiz: Right. On the side note, the weapon of the robot master Crash Man, the Crash Bomber, is able to heal Heat Man. Overall, Heat Man is somewhat shy and lacks enthusiasm for what he does, yet he enjoys to do these things at his own pace.

Heat Man: 'Wait a minute... I'll get ignited.'

Intermission
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. It's time to settle this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!

Fight!
The two walk through the iconic Mega Man boss doors, landing in the arena.

''Announcer: Welcome back to another episode of ROBOT BEATDOWN! Today we have two firey combatants fighting to the death! Fire Man and Heat Man!''

Heat Man: How did I get myself into this mess...

'''Fire Man: Tch. My flame of justice is sure to take this kid out with ease. I got nothing to worry about.'''

''Announcer: Ready... Set...''

Heat Man bursts into flames, igniting.

FIGHT!

Fire Man starts shooting Fire Storms at Heat Man. He avoids the attack, using the bodily crash! He tackles Fire Man, and leading it up with a sock to the face!

Fire Man is knocked back, but manages to get his leg on Heat Man's chest! He kicks Heat Man back, sending him towards the wall.

CLUNK!

Heat Man's lid fell! Fire Man takes advantage of this, continuing to shoot fire storms at him. Heat Man is constantly getting hit, but he interrupts the ambush, slinging Atomic Fires at Fire Man.

Fire Man is hit by the Atomic Fires, sprung into the air as they rise into pillars! Heat Man spits a line of fire at him, popping his lid back up.

Fire Man is effected by the blow, but shoots a burst of flame directly at Heat Man's face!

Heat Man stumbles back as Fire Man slams into the ground with his buster!

While Fire Man is vulnerable, Heat Man kicks him in the face! Fire Man then shoots a continuous stream of fire at Heat Man!

Heat Man eventually overpowers it, punching Fire Man in the face repeatedly!

Fire Man is left open as Heat Man uses the bodily crash on him! He's at first being tackled from the bodily crash, as he eventually rolls away.

While Heat Man is vulnerable, Fire Man turns the dial on his back to extremely sensitive!

Heat Man: The hell did you do!?

'''Fire Man: Doesn't matter! After this, you're TOAST!'''

Fire Man ambushes Heat Man with massive waves of fire, as he loudly wails in pain!

Heat Man pulls his lid down and he struggles to get up as he engulfs himself in flames, overpowering Fire Man's flames!

Fire Man: What the- That was 8000 degrees!

Heat Man: Say hello to 12000 degrees!

Heat Man blitzes Fire Man repeatedly with the bodily crash, as he kicks himself off of Fire Man!

He builds up a massive fireball, as he slams it down onto Fire Man!

Fire Man: URAAAAGH!!!

Fire Man is absolutely incinerated from the blast!

K.O.!

The audience cheers as Heat Man falls to his knees, struggling to get up. He lights a cigarette, smoking it.

A crash bomb is deployed down at the arena, as Heat Man catches it. It explodes, his health fully restored.

Conclusion
'''Boomstick: Whoa-ho! Looks like the incinerator got incinerated! Pay up, Wiz!'''

Wiz: What-- We didn't even bet on this! *Sigh.* Although Heat Man had many exploitable weaknesses, when it came to firepower and durability, Fire Man was simply outclassed.

'''Boomstick: Overall, he's supposed to be an upgrade of Fire Man! Why wouldn't he have better fire power?'''

Wiz: Exactly. Heat Man's maximum temperature is 12,000 degrees Celsius, or 21,632 degrees Fahrenheit. That's more than 2x hotter THAN THE TEMPERATURE OF THE SURFACE OF THE SUN.

'''Boomstick: Hot damn! Literally. And Fire Man was only able to reach 8,000 degrees.'''

Wiz: Even if we were to give Fire Man the benefit of the doubt to say that statistic is in Celsius, he still wouldn't even come close to Heat Man's maximum temperature.

Boomstick: And his blocky body and protective lid allowed for him to tank hits easier than Fire Man ever could.

Wiz: Even when it comes to speed, where Fire Man had the advantage, Heat Man could easily keep up with him with the bodily crash.

Boomstick: Looks like Fire Man just couldn't take the heat.

Wiz: The winner is Heat Man.