User blog:MacabreHarmony/RAP BATTLE: LAPIS LAZULI VS AQUAMAN

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE!

AQUAMAN

VS

LAPIS LAZULI

BEGIN!

Lapis:

Emerging from the ocean to defeat this commotion

You're a joke, clumsy, I'm graceful with every motion

I'm beautiful, swift, and I glow with an aura

You're bulky and awkward, face of Jason Momoa

Face this Riptide Queen, I'll send you under the sun

We'd have the Same Old World even with you gone

I'll demolish Atlantis, then in my flow I'll drown you

You were only taken serious in New 52!

I'll Jail Break your bones with my Hydrokinesis

You have no character, you're full of lifelessness

I could crush you with my feet, turn you to a fish kebab

Do you think you could dis him Steven?

Steven:

No prob, Bob!

My name is-

Aquaman:

Oh please

I've had enough of this intolerable crap

Like the bow on your waist, I'll call it a wrap

I command the seven seas, no way you could beat me

You ruin the ocean even more than BP!

I'm stronger than Poseidon, spit more flows than King Triton

I'll send a hurricane of sharks, so you better be frightened

There's no way you could beat me in any kind of fight

Chain you up and send you away, like you were still Malachite!

Katara:

My name is Katara, a bender from the Water Tribe

Bend my flows at my will and hit you with my gibes

I'll Sokka you out Aang no way you'll win

I'll punch Arthur so hard it'll knock the beard off his chin!

Crack Lapis in half like her gem, corrupted

You were trapped in a mirror, until your rage erupted

I'm spitting fire like Zuko, you're as blind as Toph

I'm a true hydro master, so how about you fuck off?

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE