Coach vs Big Smoke

Coach vs Big Smoke
It's a Battle of husky black men who love food Who comes out on top?

Wiz: When it comes to glutens of food Who can kick some ass these two will come to mind

Boomstick: like Big Smoke the Clucken Bell destroyer

Wiz: And Coach the Big black man with big black hands

Boomstick: he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: and it's our job to Analyze their weapons, Armor and skills to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Coach

 * Cue Left 4 Dead 2 Theme*

Over the years there have been many great zombie killers

Like Rick Grimes, Ash Williams, Frank West, & Daryl Dixon

But non are as big or as hungry as COACH

Coach: THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD
 * Coach punches A zombie*

coach used to be... Well a coach

Spending his days visiting his grandma, going to church, Hitting homers and eating pie

But all that ended when a mysterious flu infected the nation and soon the WHOLE WORLD

Damn......

Soon after this coach fought for survival along with 3 others Ellis, Nick, & Rochelle

Together they stomped some serious Zombie ass taking out Tanks, Witches, Boomers, and Hunters

Going threw swamps, Wheat fields, even a Pretty sweet carnival.

Coach about 275 pounds of Pure badass, Able to tank be hit by Cars and Giant slabs of concrete

He's also got a Rather huge Arsenal

Shotguns, Sniper rifles, a grenade Launcher even a Frying pan!

Coach is able to hold his own against huge hordes of Zombies and come out on top and Strong enough to launch a zombie 7 feet in the air with a baseball bat

Ellis: That's a HomeRun!
 * Coach hits Zombie with a baseball bat sending it into the air*

Coach is an Excellent survivor and has a never give up attitude if he sets his mind to something he's gonna do it weather you like it or not.

Though he isn't invincible he can still be killed by anything a normal human can and is extremely reliant on team Work

But even with that Nothings gonna keep this Big Black man Down

Coach: Ellis Shut it up Boy Ellis: ok

Big Smoke
In San Andreas you gotta be tough and ready to kill to survive

Yeah Especially when Even the cops will killed for just taking a selfie!

Gangs are Everywhere the only to get threw the day is to be in one

Some people are just born into gangs, People like Big Smoke

Big smoke is one of the most feared names in San andreas and its pretty hard to believe

Why so?

This

Big smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

He ate the whole thing, that probably the weirdest feat we've ever had on death battle that's over 8000 calories 3 Days worth of food!

Actually only the number 9 large, the number 7, the two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda was smoke's the rest was every one else's though that's still over 6000 calories but still impressive

Big smoke is an impressive combatant able to take down multiple gang members with ease

He's got a baseball bat, Uzi, a combat shotgun, & a pistol, he's even got a bullet proof vest

Though his arsenal is small that doesn't make him any less dangerous He even to on CJ in a fight to the Death!

Big Smoke's weight has been estimated to be 320 pounds so he's pretty  heavy

And you'd think that would slow his roll HELL NO! HE'S FAST A F**K

And he can easily scare people He scared CJ with nothing but a baseball bat!

Buuuuut he's still got his fair share of weaknesses, he's only human and has be Corrupted by money and power, and he may be fast on his feet but it doesn't take long for him to tier out

But if you think your gonna get away with fucking with him there's one thing you'll learn  Where there is Smoke there is Fire 

Big Smoke: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN CJ

PreFight

 * The Survivors are looking around a neighborhood looking for a safe house*

Ellis: Hey how about this One?

Nick: Maybe, one of use better check it out

Coach: I will, Y'all sit tight I'll be back in a bit

Rochelle: Be careful Coach

Coach: I will nothings gonna get me


 * Coach walks into the house unknowing what awaits him inside*


 * Big Smoke it eating whats left of a Number 6 with extra dip*

Smoke: man this ShIt is GOOD!


 * Smoke then hears the door open*

Smoke: oh hell NO!


 * Smoke puts on his bullet proof vest And goes down stairs with his baseball bat*


 * Coach then sees big smoke who then opens his mouth*

Smoke: LISTEN UP PUNK

Coach: I'm listening but this better be about pancakes

Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL


 * Both Ready Their weapons*