Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-25980853-20170401023149/@comment-27517770-20170401045643

Origami swans are the greatest means of armored transport ever to be known to man. They are silent killers known to inflict great pain upon all who dare to foolishly stand in their way, and their mere presence can cause the shifting of the tides of battle. They are mad-dog killers for the highest bidder, jacks-of-all-trade who are master of all. They write our history and define our existence, and control all within their omnipotent, omniscient grasp. They hold themselves to no creed nor color, no banner or pride. They are a profound enigma never to be known to man, and can fry any supercomputer in its attempt to divulge the secrets from its folds. All men and women of the Earth can never will away the origami swans. They shall forever be part of us, more powerful than soul, mind, body, and heart combined. They have devided by zero and reached a defined answer. They have found the ending of the square root of two, pi, and tau. They know every language and billions more, known only amongst themselves. They never forgive for wrongs, and never forget misdeeds. Word of them spreads faster than wildfire with no barriers and plenty of thatch, and never cease to amaze the mere mortal minds of man. Origami swans have become the reason and meaning of life, the true 42. They shall never give up nor shall they fold for they truely know they are invincible. They are completely an entitity amongst themselves, one which shall never truely exceed its own capacity. They give reason to live. They are master at all sport, subject, and competition, and never feel remorse. They are more prized than the hope diamond and infinitely times as cursed. The only information we know of origami swans is only due to them gifting us with such information, because if they do not wish it to be known, it isn't. Origami swans are the alpha, the omega, and certainly the kappa. They are what keeps us going, what fuels us, but it is in the end truely us that fuels them, although an infinity of humans could never even fully power a single origami swan. They consume stars as snacks, dark matter for drink, and supernovas for breakfast. They are larger than the scope of life itself, and yet smaller than any quark. They are utterly and completely undefinable, more so than zero or irrational numbers. They are unable to be mathematically or scientifically understood, and this is why we must always offer all we have to the origami swans.

In conclusion, get yourself an origami swan. Bitches love swans.