Ellie vs Clementine

Description
The Walking Dead vs. The Last of Us. Children of the Apocalypse. Those who grew in a harsh environment and adapted.

Introduction
Wiz: When the zombie apocalypse inevitably comes people will have to adapt in order to survive...and some of these people will be children.

Boomstick: Like Clementine, the pint-sized survivor.

Wiz: and Ellie, the...last of them.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Clementine
Wiz: It was a day like no other. It was a day when the dead began rising from their graves and began eating people. They couldn't be stopped. They couldn't be reasoned with. They were the Walking Dead.

Boomstick: The days went bye.

Wiz: Yeah. The lives of everyone changed that day. Among those lives was 8-year-old Clementine. Being left at home by a babysitter who...didn't last long, Clementine was adopted by Lee Everett.

Boomstick: Lee tried to shelter her for a while but eventually realized that if you want to survive, you've gotta kick ass. He trained to shoot a gun, run away, and the most important lesson of all: haircuts.

Wiz: Although Clementine's marksmanship is admirable, her small size prevents her from using larger rifles effectively. To make up for this, she's very agile and able to squeeze through small space her enemies cannot.

Boomstick: So her greatest technique is hiding?

Wiz: Not quite, you see, although Clementine's combat skills are questionable her greatest asset is her sway over others.

Boomstick: Clem seems to be able to talk people into doing whatever she wants. Kinda like a tiny version of my ex-wife!

Wiz: Also, despite her age, Clementine has a very hardened psyche.

Boomstick: She's shot her adoptive father in the face when he was bitten, witnessed a man being hit in the face with a crowbar until there was nothing left, been kidnapped and shot her kidnapper in the head, and witnessed the deaths of so, SO many people she knew! Though we've left out the greatest atrocity she's ever committed: she killed a dog! Clementine, you monster!

Wiz: There's no doubt about it. Clementine is a survivor, and one that will continue her fight far into the future.

Ellie
TO BE CONTINUED I PROMISE