Turbo Mecha Sonic vs Betty Noire

Intro
Wiz: The world of fanfiction is... um...

'''Boomstick: Weird as fuck! But amidst the odd and kinda creepy stuff, you can find some actually well written and animated fan series with really interesting and badass villains! Like Turbo Mecha Sonic, the mechanical tyrant of Super Mario Bros Z!'''

Wiz: And Betty Noire, the soul of fear from Glitchtale! I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Mecha Sonic
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Wiz: The world of Mobius. A peaceful, lush paradise brimming with life. That is, until the evil Dr.Eggman appeared, seeking to collect the seven chaos emeralds and take over Mobius.

'''Boomstick: But Sonic wasn't having any of the shit! So time and time again, he would show up and thwart the mad doctor's plans. But, being an evil scientist, Eggman wouldn't give up easy. He soon 'hatched' a new idea: Sonic robots.'''

Wiz: While none had actually succeeded at destroying the blue blur, one Sonic bot stood out from the rest: Metal Sonic. He was determined to defeat his adversary. So determined in fact, that one fateful night, Metal snuck into a secret facility and merged himself with his mechanical brethren.

Boomstick: WHOA!

Wiz: Not like that! *ahem* Anyway, the end result was a new mechanical being who named himself, Turbo Mecha Sonic.

'''Boomstick: After going rogue and destroying the Death Egg, Mecha went on a rampage. Killing anyone and everyone is his wake until, in a few short hours, more than half of Mobius was turned into a fiery wasteland with six chaos emeralds under the robot's belt. Damn.'''

Wiz: And after beating up Sonic and taking the last emerald, he nearly achieved ultimate power... until a black hedgehog showed up and warped the gems to another dimension. But, acting quickly, Mecha Sonic used the remnants of the chaos energy he had to warp after the emeralds, basically forcing him to start from square one.

'''Boomstick: But to recollect the emeralds in a world unfamiliar to him, Mecha Sonic's gonna either need one hell of a plan or a lot of weapons to survive! And like any good killing machine, the metal blue blur's got about as much firepower as my ex wife after taco tuesday!'''

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Boomstick: See, aside from super strength, speed and durability, Mecha can curl himself into a pinball of spiky metal death, fly, and shoot lasers from his hands and chest like he's Fulgore!

Wiz: He can also morph his arms into fully functioning machine gun or a missile launcher whenever he pleases. *sigh* I wish my mechanical arm could do that.

'''Boomstick: Wait, have you tried that?! Where the hell was I?!'''

Wiz: I don't know, all you said was 'I'm gonna go hunt the pesky squirrels that took my shotgun! Be back later' before jumping out of the window.

'''Boomstick: Oh yeah.... good times, good times. Anyway, like Metal Sonic, Mecha can copy his enemy's abilities and use them for himself. Like when he copied Sonic's light speed dash ability, which like the name implies, lets him move at the the speed of light, which is almost 300,000,000 meters a second! Goddamn!'''

Wiz: Which is pretty accurate considering that in his fight against Mario and Sonic, when both he and the classic blue blur used it, they moved so fast that the rest of the world had practically stopped altogether. And that's without a single chaos emerald! Which bring us to his most iconic ability. When he has four chaos emeralds, he can use them to attain a super form, not his true super form mind you but more of a... semi super form... Semi Super Mecha Sonic.

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'''Boomstick: Aside from a not so good name, this new form gives Mecha a huge stat boost! He single handedly destroyed the Axem Rangers X, sliced Axem Yellow in half like butter, crushed Axem Green's head and took Axem Red's secret laser cannon attack like it was nothing!'''

Wiz: And he can SOMEHOW use Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu, a.k.a. the raging demon! Don't believe me? Well check this out!

Boomstick: Okay, how can a ROBOT do that, but I can't?!

Wiz: And he can also use Shadow's chaos blast technique. Though whether or not he can use it in base form is unknown. But, even THAT'S not the end of it! See, when he's done messing around, he'll take to the sky and prepare his ultimate attack-

Boomstick: A giant orange energy ball of death!

Wiz: ...Yeah, that. And after charging it for around three minutes, this energy ball was capable of destroying the entirety of Yoshi's Island. And it wasn't even fully charged to boot. But despite all of that, Mecha Sonic isn't unstoppable. He has more difficulty against multiple opponents without using the emeralds. And enough extreme force can knock them out of him.

'''Boomstick: Plus he's an arrogant dick! He believes he's a god, and always underestimates his enemies! And, instead of killing Sonic and co, he decided to let them live long enough to charge his death ball, which lead to Mario and Sonic using a power star to take the emeralds he had already collected. And for some reason, he has a bit of difficulty breaking Yoshi eggs.'''

Wiz: However, that ultimately doesn't matter considering that even without the emeralds power, he's beaten Mario and Sonic twice, threw Yoshi through several stone pillars, sped through the Koopa Bros' chaos fueled special attack, created an energy shield that withstood the Axem Rangers' breaker beam, which destroyed the mountains of the very island he later blew up. And even survived the planet shaking explosion from the Death Egg head on! Clearly, there's a reason to his arrogance.

Boomstick: Yeah, you don't want to encounter this psychotic metal menace!

''Mecha Sonic: Fools! If you're all so eager to throw your lives away. THEN SO BE IT!!! (Mecha roars as he transforms into Semi-Super Mecha Sonic) I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!''

Betty Noire
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Wiz: Long, long ago, humans and monsters lived in peace and tranquility.

Boomstick: Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked-

* THWACK*

'''Boomstick: OW! What the hell?!'''

Wiz: It's 2017, Boomstick. Anyway, after an unknown conflict, the races ended up warring against each other. Eventually, the humans drove the monsters underground and sealed them away with a magic spell.

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Wiz: However... That's not the full story.

'''Boomstick: You see, the humans that casted the spell were siblings. And with all siblings, there are bound to be differing opinions. See, the brother, Copper, wanted to break the barrier and set the monsters free. But his sister, Agate, wanted to leave them trapped underground forever. So like true magical warriors, they decided to settle this dispute with a good old fashioned magic fight!'''

Wiz: Before we continue, it is important to note that human souls in this world can possess one of seven different traits, which fuels their magical abilities. Patience, Bravery, Integrity, Perseverance, Kindness, Justice, and Determination, the last one being the rarest and most powerful of them all. Agate possessed a soul of Bravery, while Copper had a soul of Determination.

'''Boomstick: And after one hell of a fight, Determination won out. The sister, humiliated by her defeat, lost her trait and magic as a result. So, instead of being a good sport, she left to find a trait more powerful than Determination. And boy did she find one!'''

Wiz: However, to accommodate with this, she performed an extremely dangerous and forbidden spell. Eventually, Agate returned and challenged her brother to a rematch. But, unlike last time, the sister wouldn't play fair. She attacked and killed their younger sister, Amber. This broke Copper's spirit and Determination, giving his sister the perfect opportunity to finish him once and for all.

(Agate stabs Copper in the chest with a spear and holds his head up to look her in the eyes.)

Agate: I win.

(Coppers soul breaks in two and shatters)

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Wiz: But, after killing her siblings, Agate's soul was on the verge of collapsing. So as a last resort, she merged her soul and Amber's corpse to create a whole new being. One that's not human, nor monster. Whose sole purpose, no pun intended-

Boomstick: Ha!

Wiz: ... is to make sure humans and monsters never achieve peace. This creature... is Bete Noire.

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'''Boomstick: Now, I know what you're thinking. 'But Boomstick! She's so cute and innocent! How could this little cutie hurt anyone?!' Well, I'll tell you now, I've made that mistake once already! And let me just say, this kid's more than she seems!'''

Wiz: With her new trait, Fear, Betty can cause her enemies to hallucinate and see well, just about anything she wants her target to see. In battle, she'll often use this to emotionally attack an adversary by making them feel guilt or sorrow. Or by making them think she's in one place, so she can get the drop on whomever she's fighting.

'''Boomstick: She can also create magical spears on par with Undyne's. But she more so uses those for finishing blows. And see that weird blob thing floating around her? That's Akumu, her familiar.'''

Wiz: Actually, it's more likely an extension of Betty's soul that acts as a pet and body guard toward her.

Boomstick: Whatever, the point is that this thing acts as her arsenal by shapeshifting into any weapon she likes!

Battle
FIGHT!!!

K.O.!!!