User blog:SomeGuy21/Bonus Battle! The Mask VS Angel Dust!



6:16 PM

Angel Dust stands smiling in the middle of a mobster wedding in hell. "Ay, Dusty" "Watcha want sugar?" "Can you get me a drink?" Angel Dust sighs, walking on over to the buffet table, picking up a red solo cup, suddenly, he hears a gasp and then a maniacal laugh "SAY DECEAS-" "Hey cocklick!" Angel Dust turns towards a figure in a yellow suit, with a yellow hat, and a big green mask "Sorry pal, can't have you ruining anyone's day" Dust pulls out a set of several guns! The Mask smiles, "Alright spiderman! I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!" The green head killer starts laughing maniacally, pulling out two machine guns from his back pockets! "Let's do this asshole!"

((*Cue - Slutty Spider Polka Pop))

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!! Blood flies out of The Mask's body as both fighters lose bullets in an instant. "HAH! MISSED ME!" BLAM! A shotgun blast strikes The Mask in his face, blowing his head off in an explosion of blood. "You sure about that?" The Mask's head instantly regrows, as and he smiles widely "WOOHOO! WHAT A RIDE!" The Mask pulls out an RPG and discharges a rocket towards his foe, who quickly rolls away, the rocket striking a crowd of people and killing one of them! "Oh shit! Sorry Cathy!" The Mask tosses the RPG away, withdrawing a revolver from his pocket, and a cowboy hat from the other "Are you feeling lucky... punk?" Angel smiles, taking out multiple revolvers and firing into The Mask's body! Angel Dust aims every single revolver at his stomach, firing at the same time, and blowing a hole through his body! The Mask falls to the ground, as Angel Dust turns around, dusting his hands off "That was quick" KABANG! Angel hears multiple bullets fire into the air as The Mask smiles "HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAACK!" Angel sighs, pulling out several RPGs, Tommy guns, and flamethrowers "Let's end this pretty boy!" The Mask smiles, withdrawing two balloon guns that instantly expand, before transforming into a set of multiple different miniguns, machine guns, rocket launchers, assault rifles, and water guns! "YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHE-" RATATATATATATATATATATATAT! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! As the smoke clears, a pile of white dust lay on the ground, being blown away by a slight breeze, and then... SPLAT! The Mask's severed head lands on the ground, and starts laughing crazily "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE LIFE!"