King Dedede & Escargoon vs. Rap Rat & Fire Sumo

King Dedede & Escargoon vs. Rap Rat & Fire Sumo is a "What If?" episode of Death Battle featuring King Dedede and Escargoon from the Kirby series against Rap Rat from the Rap Rat video board game and the Fire Sumo from the Mario animated series. Please keep in mind that this battle will not feature any information from the Rap Rat creepypasta.

Description
''In one corner, the King and his servant. In the other, the Boss and the world's most powerful Sumo Bro. Which director will be victorious?''

Interlude
(Cue Invader)

Wiz: Since the dawn of humanity, people have always required some direction. It take responsibility to give the right directions.

Boomstick: But these two leaders clearly lack that responsibilty.

Wiz: King Dedede, the king of Dreamland, is accompanied by his servant Escargoon.

'''Boomstick: Rap Rat, the Boss of his own game, is accompanied by the Fire Sumo. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

King Dedede
(Cue Masked Dedede)

Wiz: King Dedede has been the main enemy of Kirby ever since he first came to Pop Star. His hatred for Kirby is so strong he buys monsters to fight him almost every day!

Boomstick: That doesn't seem to stop him from teaming up with Kirby when the situation calls for it, though.

Wiz: But Kirby isn't the only person King Dedede doesn't care for. He doesn't care the citizens of Cappy Town and occasionally even mistreats his own soldiers.

'''Boomstick: That's right. His own soldiers. He mistreats the only things that stop the citizens of Cappy Town from dethroning him!'''

Wiz: King Dedede doesn't care much for ruling over his kingdom. The real reason he became king was simply so he could get away from stealing food from his citizens.

'''Boomstick: He's clearly stolen quite a lot. Seriously, just look at him!'''

Wiz: You often see King Dedede carrying around his hammer. This is his main weapon in combat, and he's quite skilled at using it.

'''Boomstick: He also keep a GIANT ENGINE IN HIS HAMMER! I mean seriously, who does that?'''

Wiz: The engine is for one of the king's most powerful techniques, the Jet Hammer. The more he charges it, the harder it hits.

Boomstick: Unfortunately, charging to too long damages him, so he'll have to release it eventually.

Wiz: King Dedede is also capable of inhaling and flying like his greatest enemy. But unlike Kirby, he can't copy the abilities of who he inhales.

'''Boomstick: Another one of his attacks involves him tossing his soldiers at the enemies. Seriously, how are these guys not revolting?'''

Wiz: His Super Dedede Jump allows him to both recover quickly and deal great damage to opponents. But his ultimate attack is the Dedede Burst, where he inhales his opponents close, slams them with three flaming hammer spins and finishes them off by throwing a bomb at them.

Boomstick: He may seem to just be a fat bird, but you do not wanna get in a fight with this abusive maniac!