The Scotsman Vs Deadpool

The Scotsman Vs Deadpool is a What-If? Death Battle.

Description
Two swordsman who dont shut up in a fight to the death. The Merc with a mouth who breaks the fourth wall Vs The man with the best insult in history and a deadly wife. Who will win?

Interlude
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Polls
Who do you think will win? Scotsman Deadpool: Pick me! Pick me! Please?

Scotsman
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Scotsman: What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril Jessie, Oaf-looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie, Cully-Breek-Tattie?

Deadpool
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Deadpool: I so cant wait. I'm so gonna win this Death Battle!

Randomness: Shut up Deadpool!

Deadpool: *Starts tearing up*

Randomness: Wait I'm sorry. Uh... how about we go get some chimichangas? I'm paying.

Deadpool: I love you so much Randomness.*Hugs me*

''Deadpool: If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.''

Death Battle
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Results
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