Angry Video Game Nerd VS Irate Gamer

Introduction
Boomstick: I can’t believe we’re actually doing this. Are we actually doing this?

W: Yes, Boomstick, we are.

B: You do realize that, no matter how this ends, there will be a shitstorm to rival Goku VS Superman’s, right?

W: Yes, I do. But we have to do this. We have to end this. Once and for all.

B: This is going to suck. W: I know. Video game reviewers are a common breed nowadays. Especially on Youtube.

B: Some are calm, cool, and collected, and others…well…

W: Some are overtly angry and foulmouthed, using crude humor to entertain. Like James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.

B: Or Chris Bores, the Irate Gamer. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

W: It's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Interlude
W: Alright the combatants are set. It's time to settle this debate once and for all.

B: It's time for a Death Battle!