User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Dirty Death Battle Fanon Chat Confessions Simulator/@comment-5007477-20160717023635

Let me make one because people may say "YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS SO WHY SHOULDN'T I!?"

I want GA to rub egg yolk on my head.

I want Warpy to take Quaunt to churchity church church.

I want Lucky to RUN.