Venom vs Dark Pit

Description
Marvel vs Kid Icarus, which of these two embodiments of rage will come out on top?

Interlude
Wiz: For some reason, heroes always need to have a villain.

'''Boomstick: Shocking! But some villains are just the hero coloured in a different colour.'''

Wiz: Like Venom, the symbiote that met Eddie Brock.

'''Boomstick: And Dark Pit, the mirrored version of Pit. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons powers and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Venom
Wiz: Imagine being a famous reporter, with a loving wife and a good life.

'''Boomstick: Now imagine posting a news report about someone he accused of being a serial killer just as Spider-Man caught the actual killer, imagine losing your job, wife and house. That's how it felt to be Eddie Brock.'''

Wiz: Now think of a symbiote, the black goo that bonds with people, enhancing their powers and abilities.

Boomstick: Like Harry Potter's wand!

Wiz: In...a very BROAD sense, yes.

'''Boomstick: Anyway, this symbiote merged with many people, one being the famous Spider-Man. '''

Wiz: After Peter Parker discarded the symbiote, it ended in Brock's hands. Fortunately, the Venom symbiote achieved symbioses with Brock, perfectly in balance with him. A symbiote brings out the darkest feelings and mindset in him. From that moment on, Eddie was obsessed with Spider-Man.

'''Boomstick: Believe it or not, Venom doesn't want to kill Spidey, he just want him to feel exactly what he felt after losing his wife, job and home. Which makes it real easy to do, because a symbiote isn't just for decoration.'''

Wiz: Venom is super quick, super fast and super durable. He can lift up to 70 tons or a full Ferris wheel while weakened and hurt and he can consistently match the Hulk and Juggernaut in a fight, he's able to lift and throw armoured trucks around without breaking a sweat!.

'''Boomstick: Venom isn't fazed by things like gunfire and even shots from ANTI-TANK MISSILES! HA HA HA! Where can I get me a Symbiote?'''

Wiz: Boomstick?

'''Boomstick: What? Oh, right. Ahem, and is near resistant to physical injury. He can keep up with, outpace and catch bullets in mid-air, or he'll just absorb them and fire them back with more speed and power than before. '''

Wiz: After bonding with Spider-Man, he can fire webs, cling to walls and even has his own, much slower Spider-Sense.

'''Boomstick: Wait, so...His webs are like, his symbiote body? This guy's worse than Magin Buu and he throws his body like a shuriken.'''

Wiz: He can even block out Spider-Man's Spider-Sense and surpass it, he can even turn invisible and camouflage.

'''Boomstick: What? How does...'''

Wiz: It's not important.

Boomstick: But...

Wiz: NOT IMPORTANT. However, Venom's greatest ability is his advanced healing. He can heal Eddie Brock and himself from impalement and diseases like cancer, Venom can even mend broken bones and bring people back from the dead.

'''Boomstick: Wiz, let me speak! How does that work? How does he lose a single battle if he can bring him back from the dead!'''

Wiz: Well, the corpse must be very new, if he leaves him for too long, he cannot revive them, leaving the symbiote vulnerable and weakened. However, the symbiote is strong enough to fight on it's own.  

'''Boomstick: But how to get to the host? Well, if the symbiote is hit with enough sound or literal fire, he can expose the host inside, and if he's exposed to sound or fire for too long, the symbiote will die. '''

Wiz: But Eddie Brock isn't a pushover by himself. He can bench-press over 500 pounds on his own but keep in mind, Eddie is still human, and can be killed by normal human things.

'''Boomstick: But it gets worse. Venom is insane and not a strategist. Why is that? Well...'''

(Shows Deadpool-Venom)

Boomstick: Yeah...

Wiz: But if Spidey's around, you can be sure Venom will be too, but not for the same reasons as Spider-Man.

(Venom: We are Venom!

Venom devours a criminals' head.)

Dark Pit
Wiz: 25 years after Medusa's defeat, she was revived to destroy Palutena and the Kid Icarus army again.

'''Boomstick: Yeah...Well, instead if you now, killing Pit, they decided to create an evil Pit doppelgänger to kill him. Spoiler alert: It failed.'''

Wiz: Using the Mirror of Truth, Dark Pit would be formed. Until Pit showed up and destroyed the mirror for good.

'''Boomstick: Soo...This battle's just Venom vs Pit, then? '''

Wiz: Actually, you're half-right. The Mirror of Truth did succeed in creating a Pit doppelgänger, but he wasn't evil, just mean.

'''Boomstick: Dark Pit embodies the deep, dark and repressed emotions and mindset of Pit. In fact, Dark Pit is literally the only neutral character in the game. '''

Wiz: Uh...Boomstick? That's not his real name.   

Boomstick: Then what is it?

Wiz: Pitoo.

Boomstick: (Laughing)

Wiz: Don't bring it up in front of him, he's already upset about it. But Pitoo is just Dark Pit. He's able to match Pit's abilities, having the same strength, speed and durability.

'''Boomstick: If we take Pit's abilities and brought them here, he would be exactly the same. He can survive hits from gods, which is like 30 tons of TNT, can fly faster than the speed of sound, or the same speed as Pit, which is over Mach 28 and can pulverise a boulder, which as we said before, requires the energy equivalent to 1,600 pounds of TNT, which isn't even a ton of TNT, but it's almost there.'''

Wiz: Thanks for not letting me say anything, Boomstick...Anyway, his power lies in his weaponry. His signature weapon is his Silver Bow. Acting similarly to Pit's Palutena Bow, he can fire controllable arrows of energy, and he can take them apart and use them as blades. The arrows get weaker as they travel, so when using it, Dark Pit prefers to use it up close.

Boomstick: He also has his trademark Dark Pit staff, which fires long range energy blasts that get more powerful the FURTHER away it gets,

Wiz: Dark Pit also uses weapons called Arms to get the job done. He has the standard Upperdash Arm, which is a powerful melee weapon, but it can also fire weak energy projectiles. He also uses the Electroshock Arm, which uses electricity, the Volcano Arm uses fire to launch foes...

'''Boomstick: The Drill Arm fires a drill forward which plows through absolutely everything it comes into contact with. The End-All Arm takes a while to charge but is absolutely deadly, and the Phoenix Arm fires a continuous stream of fire at enemies. '''

Wiz: Dark Pit also has his own set of guardian orbiters that follow and surround him. The Guardian Orbiters deflects all projectiles and can somehow shoots weak energy projectiles, why don't they just make him shoot energy from his palms!

Boomstick: And after absorbing the powers of Pandora, he can fly without the 5-minute time limit and he doesn't have to worry about his wings burning out.

Wiz: Pitoo, I mean, Dark Pit isn't without his faults, he is fiercely independent. He's very reckless and not much of a strategist, he also acts on impulse, which can get him in trouble sometimes.  

'''Boomstick: Oh! I finally get it! Pitoo, Pit-two!'''

Wiz: Oh...Really?

(Dark Pit: I am Dark Pit! Servant to no-one but myself!) 

Intermission
Wiz: Ahem, All right, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Battle
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Results
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