Crypto



"Attention, Earth creature. This planet is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you."

- Cryptosporidium

Crypto is the main protagonist in the video game, Destroy all Humans!

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far

 * Ratchet and Clank vs Crypto
 * Zim vs. Crypto

Background

 * Age: Unknown (Various Clone Bodies)
 * Height: Approx 4' 4"
 * Species: Furon
 * Former CEO of the Space Dust Casino
 * Worshipped by Ninjas
 * Loves blowing shit up

Weapons

 * Zap-O-Matic
 * Crypto's first weapon of choice
 * Fires a jolt of blue electricity that can be upgraded to kill an entire group of people
 * Effective against Blisk Warriors without upgrades


 * Anal Probe
 * Used to harvest Brain Stems from Humans
 * Cannot be upgraded
 * Can seperate the Blisk Spores from its Human host
 * Disintegrator Ray
 * Fires bolts of molten balls of energy
 * Can transform any being into a pile of ashes with a couple of shots, one shot if its upgraded
 * Ion Detonator 
 * Fires Plasmic Ion Bombs
 * Ion Bombs can be powerful enough to disintegrate groups of people and destroy tanks
 * Only weapon that can be fuctioned in the "Temporal Fist"
 * Dislocator
 * Shots disks of energy that send people flying in random directions
 * Can be used by Crypto like a surf board
 * Meteor Strike 
 * Can summon a small meteor to Earth to destroy a target of Crypto's choosing
 * Gastro
 * Summons a small holo-pod unit piloted by the Mothership's former Janitor
 * Can be used as a distraction against a group of opponents or one large opponent
 * Burrow Beast
 * Shots a large lure to summon a worm like beast which devours its targets
 * Not effective against vehicles and non-human enemies
 * Ball Lightning
 * Shots a large ball of electricity that is attracted to metal
 * Useful against a large group
 * Zombie Gun
 * Shots green globs at opponents that transforms them into Zombies
 * Useful distraction
 * Shrink Ray
 * Can shrink various objects and people
 * Does not work on buildings and the objects cannot be PK on
 * Superballer
 * Similar to the Dislocator, but it shoots a rainbow bouncy ball of doom
 * Venus Human Trap
 * Shots a spore which transforms into a giant Venus Fly Trap
 * Can eat vehicles including tanks and helicopters
 * Black Hole Gun
 * Summons a Black Hole which can suck humans and vehicles
 * Works on Blue Nexosporidium Warriors, but not Red or Green Warriors

Mental Abilities

 * PK aka "Psycho-kinesis"
 * Can lift and throw objects with his mind
 * Can simply make people explode with just a thought
 * Extracts the brains of living or dead humans
 * Second method of extracting Furon DNA aside from the Anal Probe
 * Can transmogrify in-animate objects and even people into ammunition for his weapons
 * Can transform an in-animate object into a magnet that attracts other objects and people
 * Cortex Scan
 * Can read the thoughts of a person including fellow Furons
 * Can gain valuable information or just random gibberish
 * Hypnotize
 * Can mind control a human or a weak minded Furon to do his bidding
 * Can make them dance to distract others, protect Crypto, or follow Crypto
 * Make an individual forget about his existence
 * Holobob
 * Creates an illusion of disguise into the minds of surrounding humans
 * Requires alot of concentration
 * Body Snatch
 * Allows Crypto to posses the body of a person
 * Superior replacement for Holobob
 * Can only last in his host's body by reading the thoughts of others
 * Mind Flash
 * Stuns everyone on an entire planet for a short period of time, including Blisk Warriors
 * Can't be used again unless Crypto eats a brain stem
 * Temporal Fist
 * Most powerful mental ability, taught to him by the "Master"
 * Temporarily freezes time
 * Can't use any of his other mental abilities or weapons, except for his PK and Ion Detonator

Feats

 * Conquered the United States and became its President for 10 years
 * Killed a Nexusperitium Walker, Dragon, and Kraken on foot
 * Assassinated President Hoffman
 * Took a point blank hit from an Ion Bomb and survives
 * Infiltrated and destroyed Area 42
 * Fights government agents, martial artists, psychic mutants, giant mechs, and other aliens on a regular basis

Faults

 * Extremely rude and arrogant
 * Has no regard for personal safety due to Cloning
 * Very perverted
 * Not really a planner
 * Incredibly frail and can be easily overpowered in hand-to-hand combat
 * Is not immune to knock-out gases or tranquilizer darts