Snake Eyes vs Deathstroke

Snake Eyes vs Deathstroke is the 15.6th battle of PacmanIsGr8DontH8M8's Death Battles.

Interlude
'''Boomstick: Now this is what I'm talking about! Guns! Swords! No annoying Spiderman ripoff to ruin the badassness.'''

''Deadpool: Hey Wiz, sorry I'm late, some guy was about to tow my car so I straight up murdered him. What did I miss?''

Boomstick: Please tell me you didn't invite this fucker.

Wiz: Well, since we are on the subject of mercenaries, I thought it would be appropriate to...

'''Boomstick: Nope! I'm out!'''

*door slams*

Wiz: Uh... Anyway, mercenaries are equipped with large arsenals. Guns, swords, and extreme cunning are just some of the tools that come with the job. . Some take their job more seriously than this others.

''Deadpool: I can kill you in 364 different ways. Like Deadbloke, the fucker who challenged me a few months ago. Yeah, I kicked his ass. No biggie.''

Wiz: *sigh* And Snake Eyes, GI Joe's heavy-hitting reconnaissance ranger.

*door opens*

Boomstick: Hey, Wiz, I forgot my keys.

Wiz: PLEASE stay. I can't handle being alone in a room with this guy.

'''Boomstick: Ugh. Fine. But I better get paid extra for this. He's Wiz, he's Deadpool and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a...

''Deadpool: Sword fight that is gonna be completely boring because I'm not in it! I mean, come on! I'm me!''

Wiz: Kill me now.