User blog:Ragazz/Dante vs Naruto test



Somewhere in Orochimaru's hideout...

Orochimaru grinned as wide as he could as he finished on his last experiment. ''Yes! After years of research and experiments i finally did it! With this i'll be able to set the world in motion myself''

Now i just need to try it out and i know the perfect village for it

Orochimaru's sinister laughter is heard throughout the whole hideout as he departs for the Hidden Leaf Village.

The Leaf Village, Hokage's office.

Shikamaru:Naruto, you should know that the other villages are sending word that various tailed beasts are disappearing!

Naruto: Don't overreact, maybe they just want to be alone?

''Shikamaru: Naruto, this is serious. Someone might be collecting the tailed beasts, like in the past. If this is the truth, then they will come after you eventually''

Naruto: Don't worry about me, i'll be fine

Shikamaru: It's not just you i'm worried about, the village would be put in danger and last but not least, we risk of an another revival of Kaguya

Naruto: Oh, i didn't think of that...

Shikamaru: I will form several teams and...

Sasuke: I'll investigate this, you stay put and protect the village. Both Shikamaru and Naruto looked at the window, but Sasuke was already gone.

''Shikamaru: I guess this settles it. It's less of a drag than it could have been...''

A day after, somewhere in the wilderness...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante is seen going through something that looks like a ravaged battlefield and stumbles upon very unexpectedly finding a very familiar item in a very unexpected place, The Yamato.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Don't know what's this doing here, but i'll take it, can't leave it lying here, can i?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante takes the sword and continues with his journey the to Hidden Leaf Village.

'''Later that day, Hidden Leaf Village. '''

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Another sunny, peaceful day in the Leaf village. Life going as usual, merchants are bargaining, people are walking around the streets, anbu black ops are jumping from rooftop to rooftop, patroling. A few shadow clones of Naruto Uzumaki could be seen from time to time, running errands.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto himself is walking around the streets, seemingly with a destination in mind - Ichiraku's Ramen shop, of course.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: Damn, the neverending paperwork is killing me, i need to refill my strength with the awesome Ichiraku ramen, damn it i can almost taste it already!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto continued with his silly dreams until he heard a familiar voice.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Ramen guy: Hey Naruto, come in!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">At the village's gate.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante walks through the gate as Izumo and Kotetsu stop him You're an outsider, state your business!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: I'm on a job... Termite hunting.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Izumo: Is that why you're carrying that big sword on your back? What kind of termites are you talking about, i wonder...''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: Some of them are pretty damn big, you have no idea. Say, do you know where can i get some pizza around here by any chance? I'm starving''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Kotetsu: Hmm, no, i don't

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Can i make a call atleast?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Izumo: Yeah, over there Shows him the telephone.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Alright! Dante proceeds to make a call to god knows who.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: Hero association listening, what is the problem, a monster attack?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: No, it's something more important than that - i want pizza ASAP

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???" What?! We are not delivery boys, we fight evil monsters!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: But you see, by the time you get here, things might get dangerous

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: Okay, so be it, you will have your pizza delivered by one of our bravest, so there is nothing to worry about, sir

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The call ended and Dante went into the village It's about time to earn my money too

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Izumo: What just happened?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Kotetsu: Let's just pretend that nothing happened here

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Deeper in the village

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante is showing a picture of the nine tailed fox and asking people around whether they can give him some directions. The only thing people gave him, were weird looks.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">While Dante was wandering around, he stumbled upon Ichiraku's Ramen Shop. Dante has never really eaten ramen before, since his diet consisted of: pizza for breakfast, pizza for lunch and pizza for dinner, more or less...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">So he thought Why the hell not? and decided to try it out while waiting for his beloved pizza.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Ramen guy: Oh, a customer? Comeon in! Ready for some ramen?!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: I guess it will have to do

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Ramen guy: Coming right up!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Naruto: What, you've never eaten ramen before? What planet are you from? There is nothing better than ramen!'' Ramen guy nods in agreement.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: I guess i'll just have to try it myself. Dante takes a mouthful of ramen, does some chewing, then swallows it. (nothing sexual intended)

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: So, how is it? Naruto asked curiously.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: It's edible, especially since i'm hungry. On the other hand, however, it cannot hold a candle to pizza'' Dante earned some weird looks from Naruto and Ramen guy with that statement.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Naruto: Are you crazy?! Pizza better than ramen? No way. You have no respect for what's truly good!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Calm your tits, kid, you should show some respect for other people's opinion.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Naruto: K Kid?! I have kids of my own, ya know!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Ramen guy: And respect? You come into my shop, insult my ramen and yet you talk about respect?!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Wow, how did i get into this nonsense? - Were Dante's thoughts. ''Dante: Say, do you guys know anything about the nine tailed demon fox, here, it looks like this. Pulls out a picture of Kurama. It's pretty big, you can't miss it. This resulted in more weird looks. Guys, what's with the faces? Can you help me or not?''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: Why do you wanna know?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: So you DO know something, right?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: That depends on your answer, ya fool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Well, i have to kill it, it's bad for the community.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Kurama: Naruto, this guy is pissing me off

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: Who said it's bad for the community?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: There were numerous people coming to me asking for my service to deal with some so-called tailed beasts

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Kurama: Naruto, this must be the guy. The one responsible for the tailed beasts being gone, what are you gonna do''. Naruto is frozen in anger, contemplating Dante's and Kurama's words.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: One was a big blue cat, that's one helluva pussy, let me tell you. Then there was a huge monkey that could give King Kong an inferiority complex, they tend to mess things up wherever they go. I hear this nine tailed fox is responsible for wrecking this village, so i'm doing you guys a favor. C'mon kid, give me some answers.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: So you think, you're doing us a favor?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: They pay good money too.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: You basterd!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Now i'm really curious They were interrupted by strange tremors, so they went outside to check it out.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Somewhere outside the Leaf village...

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Orochimaru is standing and looking at the Leaf village with a sinister smile This is going to be fun, i'm curious to see what are they going to do about this. With this said, he bit on his thumb to spill some blood, then he made some complicated handsigns and placed his hand onto the ground.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Orochimaru: Summoning jutsu! ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Suddenly, several Hell's Gates busted out of the ground all around the village. The portals to the underworld have opened and the hordes of hell spawn began flooding into the Leaf village and attacking anyone on sight. Ninja's started fighting them back, but were getting overwhelmed. There were demons of all shapes and sizes ranging from usual fodder with scythes to bosses. They were hard to fight - some were armoured, some were intangible, some were explosive...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Random ninja: Call for reinforcements, we need to evacuate the civilians and notify Lord Hokage!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Another random ninja: I doubt he needs to be notified of this...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Orochimaru is just standing and enjoying the show. ''I've managed to make a summoning contract with the underworld, so as of now the whole spawn of hell serve as my personal summons. Now the world will realize that hell really exists, first hand''.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Back to Ichiraku's Ramen Shop.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Naruto: What the hell is going on here?! Is this your doing, ya basterd?!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: You guys... Sure do know how to throw a party. Dante retorted as a bunch of demons were approaching them.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The scythed demons charged at Naruto and Dante, as they responded by fighting back. A demon took a swing for Dante's head, but Dante had already cleaved the poor demon in half from behind with the rebellion. As another poor devil tried his luck to get Dante from behind, was met wit a blast from a shotgun to the face point blank.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The demons kept company for Naruto aswell. Who was weaving through them, evading their swings and responding with kicks and punches, dazing them, then jumps into the air, creating a rasengan. One demon tries to go after him,

but gets the rasengan slammed into him and proceeds to fall to his friends at great speed, smashing into them, causing all of them to die and disappear conveniently.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Not bad, kid.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The remaining demons decided to try their luck against Dante by all of them jumping at him at once. Dante jumped over them and landed on one, smashing him onto the ground and then using it as his skateboard to drive around the area guns blazing left and right as the demons drop in quick succession, then launching the demon under him into a wall like a rocket Well, that was a nice ride.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">After the demons were done in, Naruto tried to leave, but was interrupted by gunshots near his feet What's your problem, ya moron?! - Naruto expressed his discontent.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: Where are you going, sunshine? You haven't answered my question yet.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: Can't you see that my village is in danger, I can't waste my time here on you!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">And with that Naruto was made to dance to the music of Dante's pistols like a clown.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Dante: Do you want to keep dancing forever kid? Or would you rather tell me what you know, your choice.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Kurama: Naruto, i hate to interrupt your awesome dancing...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: Oh shut up, stupid Kurama!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Kurama: But i think you should take care of this guy right now

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Naruto: But what about the others? I've got to help them''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Kurama: They will be alright. Have you forgotten that this guy is killing tailed beasts and is after you, standing here, right in front of you? And if he's in any way responsible for the mess here, then all the more reason to take him down.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto: I guess you're right, the faster i deal with him, the sooner i can help the others.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto jumped up, made a handsign, creating a shadowclone in the air. Naruto pushed himself off a clone and went flying towards Dante with a rasengan in hand...

Fight!
<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;"> And was welcomed with a foot to the face... ''I gotta admit, i didn't expect this kind of answer. Alright, bring it on.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">As Naruto was sliding backwards, his clone used him as a foothold to jump up and throw some shuriken at Dante, which were deflected by his bullets. The clone flew down with a punch at Dante, but he just casually sidestepped and shot the clone in the back. The clone went out in a PUFF. Oh, it popped like a balloon

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">More of Naruto's were already coming at Dante. ''More balloons? No party without balloons, i guess...''. The multiple Narutos came in fists blazing, trying to get Dante, while he's just evading and blocking a hit now and then with the sword on his back until he decided to swing it and swing it he did. He split one of Narutos in half, while blocking a kick he stabbed another Naruto, then swung The Rebellion overhead backwards with the clone on the tip of the sword, smashing into another clone. He then swung the sword in 360 angle with the clone still on the edge, countering the attacks and killing the clones at the same. The clones disappear in the cloud of smoke around Dante.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Suddenly, a rasen shuriken flies towards Dante, which he avoids by jumping up, but that turns out o be a mistake when the rasen shuriken turns out be Naruto. While in the air, Naruto creates a shadowclone and pushes himself off of it towards Dante Rasengan! - Naruto shouts as his rasengan gets blocked by Rebellion. Another Naruto comes down from above with the intention of planting a downward kick, but it gets blocked by Dante's Doppleganger.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Both Dantes roundhouse kick both Narutos away. With the job done, the doppleganger vanishes. The clone disappears and Naruto hits the ground, but surprisingly stands up with a grin on his face. ''So you can make a clone? I can make a thousand, ya know!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu! ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The area became filled with Narutos On the ground and on the buildings, you can see Naruto wherever you look.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante: Dude, i think we've had enough balloons for today, how about some confetti instead? Dante pulls out the Pandora briefcase and turns it into a Minigun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">'''Somwhere else in the village. '''

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The genin rank ninjas were helping people to evacuate  Sarada Uchiha in particular was searching for people who might need such help, but was attacked by a bunch of fodder demons on the rooftop of a building.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Sarada activated her sharingan as the demons charged at her enabling her to predict all of their movements and skillfully evade their attacks. She weaved trough their attacks until they were nicely positioned in a line. Then she gathered chakra in her fist and punched the first demon so hard that it smashed into others and all of them connecting with a wall.

Sarada threw six shuriken, each having attached a thread to them, entangling all the demons with it so they can't move. She then pulls out two kunai knives with explosive tags on them and throws them at the demons, blowing them all up.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Suddenly, multiple icicles appear above her. Sarada manages to react in time and hops around evading them all and jumps off the roof to dodge the last one. However, The Cerberus, a three headed ice hell hound was ready to swallow her whole from below and it almost happened...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">If not for Sakura Haruno coming from above the hell hound punching it while yelling Who do you think you're barking at, you mutt?!. The punch was so strong that the hound was basically burried into the ground, Sakura landing on top of the dog.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Sarada: Mom?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Sakura: You should evacuate yourself, it's dangerous out here, i will take over from here. Sarada hops away, not wanting to argue.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The same moment, Tsunade Senju lands on top of the hell hound's back, near Sakura. Cerberus started to budge and roar.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Tsunade: Sakura, you know what to do, right?. Sakura responded by nodding. Both of them bit their fingertips to spill a bit of blood, made some handsigns and placed their hand onto Cerberu's back.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Tsunade and Sakura: Summoning jutsu! ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">With those words a giant slug Katsuyu appeared on top of the dog, crushing it completely and the women were standing on top of the slug.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Katsuyu: Looks like the village is in a dire state

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Tsunade: Wouldn't be the first time

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Sakura: Katsuyu, please

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Katsuyu: Understood. With that, the giant slug began splitting into thousands of human sized slugs that were searching for injured people and healing their wounds with a touch.

Hokage's office

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The door opens, as Shikamaru Nara is looking for Naruto Where in the world could he be at a time like this? - he said asHinata Hyuga entered with the same idea of looking for Naruto here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Hinata: Naruto's not here?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Shikamaru: No, but you should scan the village with your byakugan with it

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Hinata: Right... Byakugan! Now she saw everything that was happening in the village with her 360 x-ray vision. The whole village is in chaos, there is fighting everywhere...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Shikamaru: Is there any sign of Naruto?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Hinata: Found him, he is near Ichiraku's, he seems to be fighting someone

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Shikamaru: The demons?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Hinata: It's a person

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Shikamaru: He might be the cause of all this. That's probably the reason why Naruto is fighting him. Hinata, i know you want to go after him, but you must not. You should go find your kids lead them to safety, that's what Naruto would want you to do and you know that''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Hinata: I understand, what about you?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Shikamaru: My kid would avoid trouble by any means, it's too much of a drag for him, he will be alright. I, one the other hand, have to get to Ino, can you tell me where she is right now?''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Hinata: Just a moment... Got it, she is near barbeque shop, with Choji''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Shikamaru: Ok, thanks, lets go.. Both of them moved out to their destinations.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The Village

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The fighting continues. The buildings are burning and getting destroyed by bigger demons. Demons are killing the ninjas and the ninjas are fighting back, slaying the hell spawn. Fire, water, earth and all other kinds of jutsu flying left and right. Even though more and more of demons are coming, they are not having it easy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Suddenly, a Senkaimon opens in the sky and none other than Rukia Kuchiki steps out of it. They said there is a high concentration of hollows in the area, but i didn't expect this.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Naruto vs Dante

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Dante opens fire with his minigun, diminishing the number of clones from the get go.

The clones run and jump towards Dante, they grab a nearby clone and throw it at Dante, to which he responds by turning the pandora into Grief, a beyblade boomerang. He throws it at the thrown Narutos, bouncing off each one and making them go out with a PUFF until it returns to Dante.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The Narutos are getting closer by the time catches his boomerang, using each other as footholds to jump around Dante and come at him from all directions, even from above.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Figuring that the fighting space is gonna get tight any moment now, Dante pulls out Agni & Rudra, the dual swords and begins weaving through the clones with great skill. A few clones come down from above, but Dante dodges them as they land, standing between them and cutting them in half.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">As those clones go out in smoke, the others use the distraction to throw shuriken at Dante. Dante jumps up, evading the shuriken. The clones throw shuriken again as Dante grabs his dual pistols Ebony and Ivory and opens fire while falling and spinning in the air. He shoots so fast that no pistol could shoot that fast, actually it would even put sub-machine guns to shame. Despite firing at extremely rapid rate, Dante still nails every single one of the shurikens.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">As Dante is about to land, several Narutos try to jump at Dante, but he jumps up mid-air and nails them with a barrage of bullets, then lands to the ground stylishly. Is that all you've got?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Not even close! Narutos let out a shout as they pull out kunais and charge at Dante.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The Narutos come from all sides, but it's nothing new for Dante. He dodges an attack and responds with a slash that also generates a gust of wind and instead of taking out one clone, takes out three. Blocks a kick with his arm and responds with a slash that also generates a blash of fire and as before, takes out 3 more clones. Ducks under a few slashes and responds with a dual slash. Blocks a kunai with one sword and responds with a slash of other sword, doing all of this in barely a moment.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The Narutos began changing tactics. Some try to attack Dante, while others use Dante's counterattack to try and grab his arms or legs. As a swing took out a few more clones, Dante's arm got grabbed, but he cut that clone down with the other sword. Then his leg got grabbed, Dante kicked him in the face with the other leg. Despite resisting, Dante got overwhelmed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">However, that doesn't mean Dante was in a pinch. Fire and wind engulfed his blades. As he started to swirl his swords around, a tornado of wind and fire appeared in the area, engulfing the clones in it, making them go out in smoke.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Unfortunately for Dante, he didn't pay attention to the real Naruto, actually he didn't even know which was the real one. The mystery was quickly solved - Naruto came down from above with a big ball of chakra in his hand.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">''Giant Rasengan! ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The rasengan broke straight through the inferno and was delivered directly to Dante by Naruto, resulting in an explosion and deforming of the area.

Dante got up, lazily. Thats gonna leave a mark he said, scratching his back. So you wanna do this the hard way huh, kid? Dante said as he pointed Rebellion at Naruto. Kurama: Naruto, lets do this! Naruto: No way, if we are gonna go all out inside the village, it's gonna get trashed, besides there is a risk that this guy can seal you and i don't want to have a repeat of that time with Madara ''Kurama: So what are you going to do, Naruto? You know that you can't fight this guy by yourself, your own level of power didn't leave much of an impression on the guy'' Naruto: Just leave it to me Naruto bites his thumb to spill some blood, he shoves it on his palm, then makes a few handsigns and places his palm on the ground.

Summoning Jutsu! With that, Two giant toads appear - Gamabunta and Gamakichi. Gamakichi: Yo, what's up, Naruto, long time no see. Naruto: Guys, i need your help, you know what to do, right? Gamabunta: You got that right, here we go! Both toads charged at Dante, while Naruto was left meditating on a building.

Dante: Somehow you guys look familiar, have we met before? After saying that, Dante dodged a sweep from Gamabunta by jumping up, but he had to block a swing from Gamakichi who came down from above. The attack made Dante fall down to the ground, but he stood strong, blocking the toad's giant sword.

Somewhere close by

A certain man was riding a bicycle and delivering a pizza to certain someone among this madness, evading some of demon attacks and explosions on the way. This man was C class Rank 1 Professional hero, The cyclist of justice - Mumen Rider. He drove forward until he saw a giant toad trying to squash a person with its giant sword.

Mumen Rider: Excuse me, can you please tell me how can i find someone by the name Dante around here? Dante looked at Mumen Rider, while still blocking the attack ''Oh! My pizza has arrived! Dante turns to Gamakinichi Now, if you... Dante pushes the toad's sword to the side Excuse me!'' Dante delivers an upward slash towards Gamakichi, lifting it up in the air. Dante jumps after it, delivers several slashes and then finishes it with a downward slash as he lands to the ground. I've got a pizza to meet. After letting out a few shouts of pain Gamakichi disappears in smoke. Dante casually went to Mumen Rider, payed him and took the pizza, when suddenly...

You basterd! Gamabunta roared as he was falling down onto Dante, with his mouth open, ready to eat him and his pizza... A moment later Dante found himself in the toad's mouth, however he would never let this happen to his pizza. He held the pizza in his hand just outside the frog's mouth.

''Dante: Phew! That was close, i thought i was done for there, for a moment.'' Naruto: Let's do this, chief!

Gamabunta made a gigantic jump out of the village, Naruto jumped on its back and continued his meditation. Mumen Rider looked around and decided to look for people and help them evacuate with his bike.

Somwhere else in the village

On the building and on the ground ninjas are battling the demons of all kinds, some have more limbs than they should, some have less than they should. some of them have bladed limbs - all sorts of weird shit, basically. The problem was that even the weakest ones were kinda hard to kill. If that wasn't enough, more kept coming. The ninja's killed some demons, but more came and were starting to overwhelm the ninja's, however...

Thank god Tenten is here to save the day! She put a couple of scrolls on the ground, made a few handsigns and... Rising Twin Dragons! The scrolls shot up into the air and Tenten did too. Up in the air, she started constantly summon and throw weapons at the demons with flawless accuracy, hitting each and everyone of them in the head with a few of weapons for each. Tenten landed and smiled in victory, but her smile disappeared when...

A huge, flaming demon came to the party, it's name was Berial. Berial just made a swing with his giant flaming sword at the building Tenten was standing on as it was horizontally split in half and started collapsing. Tenten jumped back onto the next roof. She now knew to take caution. Berial stepped forward and then with a roar, let out a wave of flames in all directions around him, immolating the poor beggars who were unlucky enough to be too close to it. The building were set on fire too.

Berial started swinging his sword at everything in sight, wrecking the place. Tenten had to dodge the swing and retaliated by throwing a dozen of kunai knives from her scroll, followed by a bomb.

Neither kunai nor the bomb did much. She had to back off from another swing. ''No good. I guess i will have to extinguish it first and i know just the right tool for it.'' To Berial's surprise, Tenten ran away. Weak humans, just small fry.

Hidden Leaf, somewhere near barbecue

Choji Akimichi has increased his size and was swinging left and right, bashing demons of all sorts. Ino Yamanaka was there too, evading attacks with her agility and responding with kunai slashes of her own. Blocking an attack and countering by kicking the demon away, clashing a kunai against a blade of a weird looking demon, then with the other hand pulling another kunai and slashing the demon away with it. Then a swing come her way as another strange demon tries his luck, but she dodges it by ducking down, spinning 270 and kicking the demon with an axe kick.

Ino was no powerhouse, so that wasn't nearly enough to put down even fodder demons, so they got back up and all three of them jumped at Ino, who jumped back to avoid it. The demons were about follow her, but noticed a piece of paper on the ground that was lit on fire. The demons looked at each other in confusion...

And goodbye Ino said cheerfully as the demons blew up, so she was late to notice that a knight, full in metal was flying at her at high speed. Gotcha Choji said as he caught the thing that was about run Ino through with it's lance. Choji threw the knight into a building about a hundred meters away.

Suddenly, three strange demons came out of nearby buildings. They did not destroy the buildings, they simply passed through. There were two of these  and this one Choji started swinging at them, but to no avail - his fists were just passing through them. The demons were floating around the big Choji and begun stabbing him repeatedly by quickly extending their claws. All Choji could do is cover himself behind his arms and brace himself for the upcoming onslaught.

For some reason, the demons stopped in place, not moving. Shadow Possession jutsu, successful. Shikamaru said as he immobilized the floating bastards. If physical attacks don't work on them, i can still bind them with a non-physical jutsu. Ino: But how are we gonna kill them if we can't touch them? Shikamaru: Well, if we can't touch them, we need to make it so we could touch them. Shikamaru used three shadows, to grab three kunai with explosive tags on them. As the tag's were lit on fire, Shikamaru used his shadows to throw the kunais at each of the demons, detonating right in their face, dispersing their cloaks as three scorpion-like demons fall to the ground. ''It's up to you, Choji. Choji: Here i come! Chou Harite!'' Choji smashed the demons to the ground with his palms, changing the shape of the area a bit. After the devils were smashed, he turned to his original size and fell on his butt - the attack from earlier hurt. Don't worry, i got you. Ino said as she started healing Choji's wounds. Ino: So, how did you know what to do, Shikamaru? ''Shikamaru: I deduced that they use those cloaks to make themselves intangible, since i did not see any other demon that could do it without the cloak. All i needed to do is to disperse that cloak and it seems i was correct. Ino: So what is the plan, what do we need to do next?'' Shikamaru: I came here so you could link me to all the ninjas in the Leaf, to explain the situation to everyone, but as of now, it seems that we will have to deal with the company first. Shikamaru said as dozens of demons surrounded them. Choji: I guess it's time for some Ino-Shika-Cho, combination E!

Choji stood up and increased his size Human Expansion jutsu! Shikamaru took ahold of Choji with his Shadow Possession jutsu. Ino used her sensory abilities to pinpoint and keep track of every single enemy, then she relied that information to Shikamaru.

Human Boulder Yo Yo! The team let loose, as Choji was rolling around and crushing enemies in his path, while Shikamaru was driving him. A number of demons tried to jump them from behind, but were smashed when a rolling Choji was thrown at them like a yoyo. Ino-Shika-Cho continued to clear up the rest of the demons.

The Village, different place

Himawari was holding on to her plush panda tightly, as Boruto was in the middle of disposing some demons. Shadow Clone jutsu! Boruto said as he made four clones. One clone took on one demon on the left. One clone took on one demon on the right and then Boruto himself with the help of two clones charged at the middle one, evading a swing from it and giving a few palm jabs of his own. Then Boruto's clone jumps over the original's head, delivering a kick to the demon, pushing it back. A second clone jumps in delivering a few punches and kicks, then rolls in the previous clone, kicking the demon up in the air. Again the other clone jumps after it and kicks it down as the original jumps up, conjures a Vanishing Rasengan and throws it at the fallen demon.

The Rasengan disappears before hitting the enemy, but still hits, strangely enough. (that's actually how it works) However, Boruto forgot about two other demons, who dealt with his clones already and were at his face. Out of options, Boruto used a strange device on his arm. Suddenly a blast of water came out of it, knocking the demons to the ground.

Then to finish it off, followed by a blast of lightning.

The demons got electrocuted and died. ''Boruto: Ha! Is that it? Piece of cake!''

A very weird demon appeared. It had an orange head if you could call it that way. It was slowly approaching Boruto, like a zombie. Boruto pulled out a kunai, smirked and jumped toward the demon, ready to stab his big, orange head. However, Hinata caught him in the air and got out of the demons range of.... Explosion BANG!! The demon and the area around it blew up, thankfully Hinata and Boruto were out of range. Boruto: Phew, thanks mom, but how did you know it was going to explo... Oh i see. Boruto saw Hinata's byakugan activated. Hinata: Boruto, take Himawari and get to the evacuation shelter, i will stay here and make sure that no ugly creature follows you. And Boruto did as he was told.

Hinata assumed her hyuga style fighting stance as a new enemy appeared.

The armored foe started walking towards hinata, ready to strike. The knight got close enough to strike Hinata, but at the same out of her reach. Hinata dodged a strike, dodged another and another one closing in at the same time. Hinata gave out several palm jabs at her foe, but they were blocked with his shield. The knight tried to stab Hinata with his lance, but she backflipped away and shot an air palm at the metal enemy which was thrown back by it.

Hinata looked at the knight more carefully and was surprised. ''There is nothing inside! Doesn't matter, i still have to get past that shield. '' The knight started walking towards Hinata again as Hinata charged at it. The demon stroke in a stabbing motion as Hinata jumped over the enemy to avoid it and landed behind him, then took a certain battle stance for a certain move. 8 trigrams...

Then began unleashing quick strikes at the enemy's back. ''2 palms, 4 palms, 8 palms. 16 palms, 32 palms, 64 palms!'' Hinata let out as she finished the move. What?! Hinata said in surprise realizing that it only staggered him a little. The knight turned around and bashed Hinata with the shield a few times, stunning her, then ramming the lance into her stomach, piercing her through.

Hinata let out a slight moan and spit some blood as the knight was pushing lance further and her along it until she was thrown off the lance to the ground. The armored demon was walking slowly towards Hinata to finish her of as... Fang over fang!

Kiba Inuzuka and Akamaru broke the metal freak to pieces. There were more good news - one of the Katsuya slugs came to heal Hinata. ''Kiba: Hinata! Damn that bastard!'' ''Katsuya: Don't worry, she will be alright Kiba: Thank goodness.'' However, there were some bad news too - A newcomer has arrived.

Echidna, the flowever serpent lady came flying and wrecking buildings on her way. She turned and shot several of her eggs at Kiba and Hinata. But before the eggs could reach their destination, they were engulfed by a mass of bugs and were basically eaten mid-air. as Shino Aburame landed near Kiba. Kiba: So you decided to show up aswell, huh? ''Shino: It shouldn't be so surprising. The reason is, I am also a member of team 8.'' ''Echidna: My Children! You bastard, aaaagghh!'' She charged at Shino as she screamed, swallowing him while smashing through some building and flying back up into the air.

''Kiba: Shino! I'm gonna tear you apart, you damn snake! Calm down Kiba, i'm fine, what she swallowed was my bug clone. ''Shino said, standing a bid to the side from Kiba.

Naruto vs Dante

Gamabunta landed outside the village HARD, clearing the area of trees around. ''Dante: I'm done with this shaking. That's it, i'm getting outta here.'' Dante was forcing the toad's mouth open. ''This is like a Deja vu, why is everyone and everything trying to eat me? Where are your manners? You could buy me a dinner first, atleast.'' He said as he managed to escape Gamabunta's mouth.

Dante equipped Lucifer while having a slice of pizza in his mouth and dodging a swing from Gamabunta, throws three spectral swords at him. The frog tries to hit Dante with his other hand, but dante jumps over it and throws six spectral swords at it. Feeling the hurt, Gamabunta tries to split Dante in half, while he's in the air. The attempt fails as Dante teleports onto the sword and covers Gamabunta's arm in spectral swords. Dante jumped up and started throwing spectral swords at the helpless frog making a shish kebab out of it, until he lands with style, facing away from Gamabunta. Dante throws a rose over his back at the toad. Dante: Adios, Amigo.

Gamabunta explodes and disappears as Naruto lands on his feet, his face looking down. Dante swallows the slice of pizza, throws the remaining pizza in the air and charges in with a Stinger.

Naruto would have been pierced if not for him catching Rebellion with his bare hands. Though, Naruto had to slide several meters back to eventually stop the Stinger. But how did he manage to stop it?

Boomstick: Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!  No, Naruto lifted his face up and it turned out that Naruto was now in Sage Mode!

In retaliation, Naruto punched Dante, making him skid backwards from the force. Without looking, Dante caught his pizza and took a bite. Kid, you've spent all that time painting your face, Didn't you have better things to do?

It's more than just paintings and i'm not a kid, ya know! Naruto responded not only with words, but also with actions - He made two shadowclones and formed a Rasen Shuriken, then threw it at Dante.

However, with his Yamato sword, Dante quickly cut the Rasen Shuriken in half before it could even reach him. The split parts flew past Dante and exploded behind him. You know, because Cool guys don't look at explosions. So, what's next?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The three Narutos came. 1 from the left, 1 from the right and one from the middle. Naruto from the left came with a sliding leg sweep, but Dante jumped over him and cut him with a seemingly invisible slash. The Naruto disappeared. The one on the middle must be the real one, so Dante focused on him. Before both Narutos could reach Dante, he appeared behind the middle one Shat your pants yet, kid? And Naruto almost did, actually as Dante slashed at him faster than he could react, cutting him in half. R.I.P. Naruto.

Yeah right, it was a shadow clone of course. Dante was slightly surprised actually, but he didn't have alot of time to contemplate, since Naruto threw a solid right hook. Almost Dante said while dodging the hook. Dante avoided the fist, but was somehow hit nevertheless and was sent rolling through the dirt.

Naruto: Almost my ass, ya fool!

Shadow Clone Jutsu! Naruto made two more clones and conjured up a rasengan in each hand.

Each clone threw a smoke bomb, covering the area. Out of the smoke - a Rasen Shuriken flew out. Dante cut it in half like before, but a second Rasen Shuriken appeared. Dante jumped up out of its way, but when he did so, something hit him in the back...

Rasengan Barrage! Naruto shouted hitting Dante with two rasengans and sent Dante falling down where... That Rasen Shuriken turned into a Naruto and kicked Dante back up. Naruto made MANY more shadow clones, who started puonding Dante.

''U... Zu...'' Dante was kicked up. ''Ma... Ki...'' Dante was kicked up more by multiple clones. Barrage! Two Narutos came from above with a downward kick, but Dante blocked those with Rebellion. Over the clones, the original Naruto came down it a big rasengan in hand.

Giant Rasengan! Naruto went right through his own clones and hit Dante. Dante was blasted to the ground and was sliding through the ground on his back. On his way, Dante picked up his pizza from the ground, then stood up and stopped, putting another slice of pizza in his mouth.

''Naruto clone: That bastard is mocking us! Lets get him!'' All the Narutos roared in agreement and charged at Dante. Dante cleared the first wave with spacial cuts of Yamato.

Dante equipped Gilgamesh and got ready to face the other clones. As the clones closed in on him, Dante went through them like a woodcutter through the trees, unleashing powerful punches and kicks. Even with sage mode, Naruto couldnt shake him up. The clones were disappearing on every hit until Dante hit one, which didnt disappear. Naruto grabbed ahold of Dante's arm. while the clones came from all sides and started punching him. It turns out that Dante was in his Royal Guard style and was blocking all the hits, somehow. Dante retaliated with with a dash punch that sent every single clone flying in all directions and disappearing, plus instantly healing whatever damage he still had, if there was any.

Flying backwards, Naruto threw a kunai knife at Dante, who just slightly tilted his head to the side to avoid it, and made his way towards Naruto while shooting his pistols. Naruto took evasive action and used trees for cover. Dante chopped the trees with his legs on his way, until he reached Naruto. Dante unleashes a series of swift kicks, which Naruto did his best to block. Dante was about to kick Naruto into the air, but Naruto caught the kick. Gotcha! - Naruto said with a smirk. Remember that kunai Naruto threw? It was another clone transformed, who happens to be right behind Dante at this moment, ready to unleash his most lethal technique.

Thousand years of death! Dante was sent flying in mental agony - he was penetrated in the one place he'd never want to be penetrated. This was unbelievable to him, he has through most insane of experiences, but all that paled in comparison to this. He felt such a sensation that no man should ever feel.

Dante smashed through a tree on his way down, but physical damage was so minor he didnt even feel it. However, the mental damage was unfathomable. He slowly stood up holding onto his sore butthole, pissed more than he ever was. You're gonna pay for that, you piece of shit! Dante activated his Devil Trigger. Dante fired three red energy blasts from his Rebellion and followed with an improved version of Stinger. Naruto evaded the energy blasts, but was impaled by the Stinger. Turns out it was a clone. Boomstick: Never saw that coming. The real Naruto threw a Rasen Shuriken at Dante, who responded by equipping Nightmare Beta and shooting an energy beam to counter it.

It resulted in a large explosion.

While Naruto was looking at the explosion, Dante appeared behind him and would have decapitated him if not for his sensing ability. However Naruto could not dodge the followup, which was a red energy blast, that sent Naruto flying through the area. While on the fly, Naruto made about 20 shadow clones to counter attack Dante. By the time the clones closed in, Dante had already equipped Gilgamesh and was done charging up a fist. Since Dante was in Devil Trigger and had Gilgamesh equipped and had it charged up, we can only say that when Dante slammed his fist into the ground, the impact was massive. The clones were eliminated instantly, dirt and rocks flying everywhere. Just when Naruto managed to stand on his feet, Dante appeared in front of him with another fist already charged up. The blow connected with Naruto's chest, which is the reason why Naruto was flying through the forest, again...

Dante grabbed his Yamato and with a very swift motion, made a dozen of dimensional cuts on Naruto. Dante deactivated his Devil Trigger and jumped towards Naruto with Rebellion in hand, about to finish this with a vertical slash, but... Boomstick: Let me guess, it's a clone. No, actually a yellow hand came out of Naruto's body with a rasengan on it and blasted Dante away, hard.

Naruto stood up as he was whole glowing in yellow now. ''Kurama: It's about time, Naruto. Naruto: I realize now that i can't beat him on my own, but together we can do it, what do you say, buddy? Kurama: It doesn't matter whether he can seal me or not, we are not going down without a fight. Naruto: Lets do this as a team! Kurama: Yeah!'' Naruto has now entered his Kurama chakra mode.