User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Plot Ideas/@comment-26516708-20161011203302

Char's quest for a hat

Char basically wanted a shiny new hat, after his old hat got vaporized by omega. On the way, he and omega talk about arson and lemons, as well as fighting boxes. During the whole quest, they:


 * Burn a house down with a lemon


 * steal the president's (who is a short engineer) money


 * run from the monkey police


 * Get high off cereal


 * Have a climactic battle with the president of the multiverse