Mt. Moon Battle Royale

Description
''Mt. Moon, The First Cave of Pokemon, and Home to some pretty Sweet Pokemon, but what Pokemon is the Best of the Five? To Find out, we will be using The Final Forms of Zubat, Paras, Geodude, Clefairy, and Sandshrew, to see who would Win a DEATH BATTLE!!''

Interlude
Wiz:Mt. Moon, The Very First Cave in Pokemon History.

Boomstick:It's full of FUCKIN ZUBAT!!

Wiz:Speaking of Zubat, Crobat, the X-Winged Bat Pokemon.

Boomstick:Golem, the Rock Monster.

Wiz:Clefable, the Space Creature that Formed Mt. Moon.

'''Boomstick:Sandslash. Sonic the Hedgehogs Cousin.'''

Wiz:And Parasect, the Possessed Parasite. Im Wiz, and He's Boomstick

Boomstick:And its our Job to Analyze their Moves, Abilities, and Types to see who would win...a Pokemon DEATH BATTLE!