User blog:SilverthehedgehogMan/April Fools Battle: Batman vs Superman

Interlude
Wiz: The DC universe is a popular comic series that consists of some of the most well known superheroes.

Boomstick: The most well known would have to be those who are in the Justice League.

Wiz: We should all know who the two most known are, and they are Batman and Superman.

'''Boomstick: Wait, why the hell are we doing this?! Superman stomps easily.'''

Wiz: It is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

Batman
Wiz: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire with dead parents.

'''Boomstick: This guy is the real Batman, but no one knows that except for the viewers. By the way, he has no fucking powers whatsoever.'''

Wiz: Yeah, why would you create a superhero and not give him powers.

Boomstick: At least he's smart, but he doesn't get prep time, because this is Death Battle.

Superman
Wiz; Clark Kent is an alien with dead parents.

'''Boomstick: This guy is Superman, but only us viewers know that. This guy is so powerful that he can defeat Goku, if you don't believe us, go fuck yourself.'''

Wiz:Yes, there is like absolutely no way to kill Superman, he is very OP.

Boomsick: Yeah, let's just watch Superman kill everyone now!

Pre-Battle
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.

'''Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle! Even though we all know how this will end.'''

Death Battle
Superman and Batman just saved the city from Lex Luthor.

Superman: We did it once again Batman.

Batman: We sure did.

A random guy walked over to them and told them to fight each other.

Batman: Why would we do that?

Superman: We fight bad guys, not each other.

Random guy: Well, did you know that both of you have been talking shit about each other behind each other's backs.

Superman: How dare you, I'm going to kill you.

Batman: Oh shit.

FIGHT!

Superman began beating up Batman so much, and Batman couldn't do anything about it. Batman thew a punch, but Superman grabbed hold of his arm and threw him.

Batman: This can't be good.

Superman continued beating up Batman.

Superman: Next time, be careful who you talk shit about.

Superman was about to kill Batman.

Batman: Looks like it's over for me, oh wait. Good thing I brought my Kryptonite! (Pulls out a rock of Kryptonite).

Batman threw the Kryptonite at Superman and Superman died.

K.O.

Results
'''Boomstick: What was that?! Superman can beat Goku, but not Batman?'''

Wiz: You see, Superman normally would beat Batman, and if it weren't for Batman bringing Kryptonite, he would have lost.

'''Boomstick: That makes more sense now. Looks like Superman is dead.'''

Wiz: The winner is Batman.