User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-27126152-20160429201745

Name: GA

Age: 21 (hue)

Gender: Mail

Credit Card Details: Nonexistant

JoJo: Quality animu

If the meme is too strong, what do you do: Inhaaaaaaaaaaale

If Mr. Crabs aims a gun at you, how do you prepare your anus: Vanoss: GIVE BIRTH!

JoJo: Qwalitee animo

Personality: He gots to get Spongebob back, but that doesn't mean he can't make some dank memes on the way. He likes to take it easy but will get down to business if he needs to.

Appearence: Phoenix Wright with shades

Medical History: Has a busted right ear, can't hear shit out of it

JoJo: Kwalitey mango

JoJo: Kawaiility unimengo

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she kill the president?: Give the giant the script and tell him to recite it on the front lawn. It's such bullshit that the President will explode from its stupidity.

JoJo: Cokwality Minema