Dan Vs Dale Gribble

Dan Vs Dale Gribble is one of Pure King of Rage's Death Battles.

Description
Dan Vs King of the Hill: Two crazy conspiracy theorists that love getting revenge and gets their friends involve into their crazy ideas and schemes.

Intro
They say that revenge is a dish best severed immediately and nothings says revenge like these two characters.


 * Dan the Seeker of Vengeance.
 * And Dale Gribble, the conspiracy crazed lunatic and Hank Hill's Best Friend.

I'm Pure King of Rage and It's My Job to analyze their Weapons. Armor, and Skills to find out who would win a Death battle.

Dan
Once upon a time in the city called los angles California, There lived a short angry man who had one thing on his mind: Revenge and his name was Dan.

Bio
Born and Raised in Los Angles California to abusive parents and while Dan's childhood is a mystery to the viewers and others, hints of it from the series made it sound pretty bad and possibly gruesome. Dan never had that many friends and sometime later his parents forced him to join a corrupted summer camp for boys. It was there he befriended chris and he became his only friend into adulthood. It was that point on Dan's life gotten stranger and more agressive, and over the years he has gotten more angry and grown to hate everything. With his best friend chris and his wife elise, Dan when on a lifetime journey of Revenge.
 * Age: 27
 * Aliases: Dan Man, Bat Boy, Biff wellington
 * Occupation: Unknown
 * Pets: Mr. Mumbles

Feats
Despite being just a ordinary being, Dan revenge streak has a history of succeeding and some of which wouldn't been have been possible without help chris and elise and some he had accompish on his own. Also Dan has an assortment of weapons and skills that had helped him pull through some of these feats.
 * Defeated New Mexico
 * Froze Canada
 * Escaped a Haunted Graveyard
 * Got his imposter thrown in jail
 * Outsmarted and Defeated a Demon
 * Defeated a Superman like hero
 * Defeated a Robot version of himself
 * Nearly Started World War 3 just to kill a squirell

Weapons and Skills
Baseball bat He has Brass knuckles that can pierce through skin, an axe that can chop down trees and can crack a skull, and he has this thing call fight dancing which he learned from a old man, while trapped in an deserted city full of mindless dance crazed zombies... yeah this really happen.
 * Axe
 * Brass Knuckles
 * Chainsaw
 * Fight Dancing
 * Crossbow
 * Dentist Bear
 * Lighter

While all this may seem impressive, Dan in reality is a jerk and He also has his faults aswell.

Weaknesses
Dan is extremely childish and while he may be the ultimate seeker of vengance, his revenge schemes take a lot effort and planning, some of his revenge schemes were accomplish by dumb luck and some were wouldn't be possible if didn't had help. He very stubborn, sometimes doesn't take things seriously, and is quick to anger.
 * Doesn't do well against Guns or Stabbing weapons
 * Lactose Intolerance
 * He can make terrible decisions
 * Dosen't Know when to quit
 * Can be easily knock out despite durability
 * Can be subdued by stronger opponents
 * Will put his life on the line if it means getting revenge.

Despite this Dan is an extremely risk taker and is ultimate revenge taker and if something angers him, he won't stop until he gets his revenge.

Elise: Anybody want anything?

Dan: Only my sweet, sweet revenge! And maybe some peanut brittle.