Ryu vs Johnny Cage

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''Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat. Which oft these two energy throwing martial artist will be the best fighter of these streets? ''

Interlude
Wiz: Martial Arts. Fighting games are full of them.

'''Boomstick: And why wouldn't they be? Martial arts is fighting, after all.'''

Wiz: But these combine energy for some devastating attacks.

'''Boomstick: Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat's trash-talking, ball-bashing defendant of Earthrealm. '''

Wiz: And Ryu, previous Death Battle contestant and Street Fighter.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Ryu
Wiz: Dumped on his doorstep by his parents at a young age-

'Boomstick: A very'' young age, actually, he was a baby. Anyway, dumped on a doorstep, he was taken in by a dude named Gouken, and THAT just may crack the list of the stupidest names ever. Anyway, from that moment on, he was dedicated to martial arts.'''

Wiz: Trained in the Assassin's Fist, or the Ansatsuken along his best friend Ken Masters. While originally designed to be a tool for murder, Gouken tweaked it, combining it with a mixture of karate and judo so it would instead focus around, you know, NOT killing people.

'''Boomstick: Ryu uses his ki to create blasts of energy named the Hadouken, also known as the Wave Motion Fist which can blast through waterfalls and is in fact, not composed of fire, like many people think. Hey! Look at it! '''

(We see the Hadouken in action)

Boomstick: Now, I don't know what your eyes see, but that doesn't look like fire to me.

Wiz: The Rising Dragon Fist, or Shoryuken, which is an uppercut that blasts opponents in the air, it is also one of Ryu's most powerful techniques, the Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, the Tornado Whirlpool Leg if it's easier to pronounce.

'''Boomstick: This somehow defies gravity and flies over to opponents, kicking them multiple times in the air. However, the real question is: Can this go through waterfalls? No? Well, he can't be flying for long.'''

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. While defying gravity, Ryu cannot fly with the Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.

'''Boomstick: You don't say? Anyway, he also has the Diarrhea Joke Foot, my favourite move in all of history.'''

Wiz: When will you let this go?!

'''Boomstick: You know I'll never be able to. '''

Wiz: Why ask? It is NOT called the Diarrhea Joke Foot, instead being called the Joudan Sokutogeri. Why must they insist on creating moves that are impossible to pronounce?

'''Boomstick: Well, Ryu once entered a tournament to test his skills, he beat nine combatants before almost being defeated against a guy named Sagat. He was set to win, until he made the worst decision of his entire life, giving him a helping hand up.'''

Wiz: Until Ryu finally got his first taste of the Satsui no Hado, the Surge of Murderous Intent and punched him so hard he ripped his chest open.

'''Boomstick: Damn! The Satsui no Hado ruins Ryu's mind, making him faster, stronger and more durable, but he loses his mind, turning him mad. He can bust skyscrapers to smithereens and can teleport short distances.'''

Wiz: And what comes with the Satsui no Hado is Ryu's most dangerous weapon. The Shun Goku Satsu, commonly referred to as the Raging Demon. 

'''Boomstick: Witht he Raging Demon, Ryu turns sins against you to literally destroy your soul, eradicating you. Don't let that get near me.'''

Wiz: But Gouken's teachings still provided a barrier from complete insanity. If Ryu somehow resists this dark temptation, he activates his ultimate form, the Power of Nothingness.

Boomstick: With it, Ryu gains complete control over his abilities and body, allowing him to do crazy crap like a super Hadouken and incredible power.

Wiz: But if the Satsui no Hado completely envelops Ryu, he enters his most dangerous form, Evil Ryu.

Boomstick: Nevermind, Evil Ryu cracks the top of the list of stupid names.

Wiz: Evil Ryu can walk through and dodge point-blank gunfire and even in his base form, he can even survive being impaled!

'''Boomstick: Ooohh...That's gotta hurt. Well, even with Ryu's power, he has been beaten before, but most of this comes from Ryu trying to control his murderous intent, which must be hard in a battle. '''

Wiz: But if Ryu gives in to the Satsui no Hado, there is no escape.

(Ryu: This is not the power to defeat. This is the power to push forward!"