User blog:EmperorDedede/Deadpool VS The Mask

Description
 Dark Horse Comics vs Marvel Comics, which of these two fourth-wall breaking anti-heroes will win in an absurd battle to the death?

''(Dedede's Version) Season 1 Episode 7! Marvel VS Dark Horse! The 4th Wall is something that shouldn't be destroyed, bus this two goofy anti-heroes break it normally, but who will break the other?''

Interlude
Wiz: The Fourth Wall is the only thing that separates us from the fictional characters on the screen or page.

Boomstick: But with these two, there is no fourth wall.

Wiz: Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a mouth.

Boomstick: And The Mask, that weird green headed guy that goes and kills everyone!

Deadpool: And this'll be one hell of a fight!

Wiz: What the-Would you get outta here?

Deadpool'': Come on! Be nice!''

Wiz: Oh, god! What've we done?! 

'''Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick! '''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Deadpool: And it's gonna be me!

Deadpool (Zacisawesome101)
'''Boomstick: Why are we doing this again? We've done this twice now! Can we skip it?'''

Wiz: No. But we can try and go really fast. SotherewasthisoneguynamedWadeWilsonwhogotcancerandthengotWolverinejuiceandbecamereallyweirdandpowerful-

''Deadpool: Aww, come on Ben. You can't skip my awesome origin like that!''

Wiz: GO AWAY.

''Deadpool: You're mean. Anyway, my name is Deadpool, a.k.a Wade Wilson. Mercenary bounty hunter-''

'''Boomstick: So, anyway. Deadpool had a happy life, until...DUN-DUN-DUN. Cancer. 34 tumours, everywhere! Damn, even I don't have isues this bad.'''

Wiz: Facing death, Wilson fell into a deep depression. He gave up, stopped his mercenary work, dumped his girlfriend and evens stopped his chemo treatments. Which is silly, because he fell into a depression because he thought he would die. Why would he give up something that could keep him alive?

''Deadpool: You dissing me, man? Come on! Stick 'em up!''

Wiz: Shut up.

'''Boomstick: Until the good people at Department K decided to help him out. What Wade didn't know was that Department K was a subdivision of the Weapon X program and they injected Wade with a special serum that they used on a lesser known superhero, you might not know his name, it's Wolverine.'''

''Deadpool: I thought it was bad, especially since the scawwy doctors kept doing surgery on me because I kept regenerating. Real-life operation, ya'll!''

Wiz: But it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows...

Deadpool: Wait, this WAS sunshine and rainbows?

Wiz:...As people at Department K put bets on the patients going under surgery to see if they would survive, affectionately called the Deadpool. And with Wade getting super strength, speed and durability, he killed a doctor and ran away, going under the name...

'''Boomstick: Deadpool. Which is a freaking awesome name, by the way!'''

Deadpool: Aw, shucks.

'''Boomstick: Even though they only gave Deadpool one dose of Wolverine juice, he gained a truckload of new powers. Like, as we've definitely seen, breaking the fourth wall.'''

''Deadpool: Hey, you. Yeah, YOU. I think you might have more important things to do than read something on a Death Battle Fanon Wiki! Do some homework, or pay your bills or somethin'.''

Wiz: STOP! *sigh* Moving on! Deadpool can pull any number of weapons out of nowhere. This is a technique commonly referred to as 'Hammerspace' or the Magic Satchel. It doesn't help his opponent when they learn that Deadpool is a master of almost any weapon you can dream of.

''Deadpool: You got that right! I love 'em all! My crude but oh-so slick swords, even one that gets rid of healing factors! My favourite guns, Salt and Pepper, bombs, grenades, knives, teleportation belts, shuriken's! *laughs* Oh, I can't choose my favourite! They can be whatever I want them to!...anything.''

Wiz: Uh...what?

''Deadpool: Oh, nothing. But let me ask you something...do you want to see a magic trick?''

Boomstick: Wrong company, genius.

''Deadpool: Oh.. *sniff* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! I'm touched.''

'''Boomstick: What the hell? Well, anyway you slice it, Deadpool's a damn badass! He can redirect a rogue helicopter, he fights faster than any normal man can keep up with and is sometimes so unpredictable even he can't keep up with himself.'''

Wiz: Really, Deadpool has a mind bordering on complete insanity. However, in some cases, that can be his biggest strength. He can barely keep up with himself, which means it's nearly impossible to predict his moves.

''Deadpool: Woah, woah, woah. We can't go any further without mentioning two things. One: My sexual prowess and TWO: My healing. Come on, it's like my best feature!''

'''Boomstick: Which one? The thing that makes us carve our eyes out? Or the healing?'''

Deadpool: Wow, that one hurt.

Wiz: Deadpool's healing factor is almost unmatched in fiction. It allows him to carelessly cut off limbs, jump out of a helicopter head first, survive the Chrysler Building collapse on top of him, and surviving being turned into a puddle.

Boomstick: He can even frigging survive NUKES being detonated on his face.

Wiz: Although the healing factor does have a few flaws. Deadpool can be killed by drowning, suffocation or destroying every cell from his body, so he has nothing to regenerate from.

'''Boomstick: Also, if someone manages to take away his healing factor, his cancer will kill him just like any man and, funnily enough. If you take away his cancer he'll explode! Pinata!'''

''Deadpool: Wow. Now you're just being rude. I can't believe you haven't mentioned the awesome things I've done, like killing everyone in the Marvel universe, INCLUDING Wolverine. Hi! Billy Mays here with a special TV offer, buy one Carbonadium Sword, useful for all your pesky Wolverine killing needs. It disables healing factors, is sharp and friendly! Buy it now!''

Boomstick: You're the biggest weirdo I've ever met.

''Deadpool: Oh, now that's not true. Have you seen my competition? The Mask?''

Wiz: Can you go away...so we can finish our rundown?

''Deadpool: Don't forget! I'll always be with you...! (voice fading) In your heart!''

Wiz: Well, glad that's over.

'''Boomstick: Also, Deadpool has temporarily given the powers of the Power Cosmic as one of the Heralds of Galactus. Aside from the regular finding planets for Galactus to eat thing, he has a whole slew of new powers that make him a Cosmic level threat. Stuff like precognition, knowing almost anything, sensing weaknesses in objects or opponents and even freakin' light speed flight.'''

Wiz: It grants Deadpool with superhuman strength, immortality, energy and molecular manipulation, able to change his size and mass. He can now shoot concussive energy blasts at opponents or he can decide to blast a huge wave of energy out of his body. He can even survive the vacuum of space now.

'''Boomstick: Aside from that, Deadpool has done a whole awful lot. He's immune to the Penance Stare and physics in general. He's even dodged Cable's lightning, a hail of bullets and Cyclops' Optic Blasts, all at the same time.'''

Deadpool: And that's just a slow day.

Wiz: Deadpool...WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS!

Deadpool: Hey, I was just hanging around to make sure you didn't screw this up like you did with Harry Potter vs Edward Elric.

Wiz: Boomstick?

Boomstick: Yeah, Wiz?

Wiz: Get your gun.

''Deadpool: Hey! It's not definite, it could have a surprising, albeit correct outcome like Lightning McQueen vs Sweet Tooth. But enough of that, let's talk more about how great I am!''

Boomstick: Deadpool can lift 800 tons, gone toe-to-toe with Thanos and lived, won Lady Death's love, fought Luke Cage and Iron Fist simultaneously and has survived fights with the Hulk.

Wiz: He's practically unstoppable, capable of taking down any number of foes in a matter of seconds. However, this contributes to his biggest weakness: Overconfidence.

'''Boomstick: He's REALLY cocky, and years of rapid healing have let him think he's invincible, which makes him pretty careless and sloppy in battle. He's also gotta have SOME form of ADHD, I mean, he borders insanity and is always distracted, there's gotta be something going on.'''

''Deadpool: Nope! Pure Wade Wilson.''

Wiz: While the Merc with a Mouth might be cocky and arrogant, there's one thing that's obvious. No matter how obnoxious and annoying he is, Wade Wilson is one mercenary you do not want to mess with.

Boomstick: Also, if looking like a testicle is the tradeoff for rapid healing, I'd probably take it too.

''Deadpool: Oh, my turn's over? Well, let's see my competition. Hosted by the blatant Wiz and Boomstick rip-offs, Escargoon and Dedede. One is the name of that French thing where you eat snails and the other is a Kirby character.''

Wiz: Uh...the snail thing is actually called escargot.

''Deadpool: Whatever, know-it-all. Wiz and Boomstick rip-offs, take it away!''

The Mask Smokes in DEATH BATTLE! (EmperorDedede)
(Note: The version used here is Stanley Ipkiss for the background, thought for the feats and powers sections I will probably composite all the other holders of the Mask of Loki since it's basically the same source of power, just like compositing Link, different backgrounds, same powers)

Background
Escargoon: The Mask of Loki, a valuable object created by an ancient Africa tribe of Shamans, the Mask have the power to turn his holder on the closest thing to a god.
 * Real Name: Stanley Ipkiss
 * Other names: Big Head
 * One of the holders of the Mask of Loki
 * His movie is quality
 * Not the Sequel tho
 * SSSSSSSMOOOKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

'''Dedede: Wait, it was created by an African tribe? Then why it is called Mask of "LOKI"?'''

Escargoon: Well, depending on the universe, the comic version was by the African tribe, but in the movie the Mask was created by the god of mischief, Loki, and in the Animated series it got created by the nordics.

Dedede: Oh, I see.

Escargoon: The Mask got transmitted by generation on generation, the mask can make true the wishes of his holders but also spread the chaos, and then it reached to our protagonist, Stanley Ipkiss.

Dedede: So, when Stanley puts on the Mask of Loki he becomes a combination of The Joker, Creeper and that logic of Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, his head becomes green and bald with big teeths, he also become a crazy murder with the alias of Big Head, I mean, Big Head isn't the best name for an assassin, I would prefered something like "The killer dude with a magic green head", that it's WAY a better name.

Escargoon: You have to be kidding me.

Dedede: I never talked more seriously on my entire life.

''Escargoon: Uhh... Ok, I guess.''

Powers & Abilities

 * Toon Force
 * Creation
 * Regeneration
 * Weapon Mastery
 * Teleportation
 * Flight
 * Shapeshifting
 * Can break the Fourth Wall
 * Reality Warping
 * Inmortality

''Escargoon: Who wears the Mask of Loki also obtains incredible and crazy powers, just like Toon Force, can create things from nowhere just like allies, weapons, and other things (including a frog).

Dedede: The holder also obtains even a higher regeneration than Lobo's one, and that guy can regenerate from literally anything, he is also a master of weaponry and can also teleport and fly!

Escargoon: The Mask can also change his form, and also-

The Mask: Break the damm fourth wall!

Dedede: WOW!

The Mask: ''Hey fat penguin, I heard what you said about my name and your name idea... It's amazing!''

'''Dedede: I known right! Hey, how can I call you? Stan or Killer Green Head Dude?'''

The Mask: ''You can always call me... Cuban Pete'' (*Cues: Cuban Pete*) ''Escargoon: Em... Majesty?...''

Dedede: Shut up Escargoon, I'm dancing with my new friend!

''Escargoon: Emm... Ok... Well, while Dedede is dancing is dancing with his new friend I'll end explaining Mask's powers: Reality Warping, being able to transform a simple balloon into a Tommy Gun; and Resilient Inmortality, which basically means that the holder can survive things that would normally be lethal for a regular human.''

"Hey Escargoon, look a the cool gift that my new friend made me!"

(Dedede jumps in with the Mask of Loki)

''Escargoon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT! I ALREADY SAID THAT THAT THING IS DANGEROUS!!''

'''Masked Dedede: Why so serious Escargoon? Hey! Wanna see how I turn a kitty into an atomic nuke?!''

''Escargoon: WHAT?! NO!!''

''Escargoon: Oof... Well.. I finally got the Mask off... Now I think we are save.''

Dedede: I think you forgot something.

Escargoon: Oh, right, I'm going to give the Mask back to Stan.

Dedede: Aw, I really wanted to create a nuke, but let's get into the several feats of the guys that wear the Mask.

Feats
Escargoon: Well, the several holders of the Mask also made some great feats, like surviving any type of shots, including headshots, destroying part of an apartment complex with a Rocket Launcher, move fast enough to create a sonic-boom, and more superhuman feats.
 * Destroyed part of an apartment complex with a Rocket Launcher
 * Move fast enough to cause a sonic-boom
 * Regeneration makes him hard to kill
 * Destroyed a Solar System in his fight with Lobo
 * He is also comparable Lobo, who can beat Superman
 * Destroyed an universe once
 * Can survive gunshots, headshots and being crushed several times

Dedede: He also fought and defeated Lobo in the canon crossover with DC, You can see here for more info about everyone's favorite Bounty Hunter, but basically he is a Universe buster who can keep up with DC's fastest characters like The Flash, the Mask also destroyed an universe once, and basically he has a pretty hard healing factor, allowing him to survive almost anything.

Escargoon: exactly, almost anything.

Weakness
Escargoon: The Mask of Loki also have his faults, it become the holder goofy and insane, even if this doesn't have evil intentions, the Mask can also be rwmoved if the holder get punched in the head hard enough.
 * Goofy and Insane
 * The Mask of Loki can be removed if the opponents puchs him hard enough
 * Some versions only work at night

'''Dedede: That, and sometimes the Mask only works at night, I don't exactly known why, I think because that logic of Jekyll and Mr. Hyde again, but even with those weird faults, the guy who ears the Mask becomes a dangerous, whacky, and powerful being that you don't want to bother... Unless he wants to dance with you the Cuban Pete, then feel fre to dance with him.'''

Escargoon: Hey Majesty, the Mask is out asking for you to dance with him.

'''Dedede: What?! I'm going Cuban Pete!'''

(Dedede leaves the hall, then Escargoon put his mask off revealing to be Deadpool)

Deadpool: ''That's right, it was me all the time Deadpool! And now prepare to see how I kick the ass of this green moron... Cya! Oh, but before, I'll leave the best quote of my opponent, Cya again!''

The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Intermission
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Escargoon: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!



Poll
Who do you want to win? Deadpool The Mask

Who do you think will win? Deadpool The Mask Draw

Death Battle! (EmperorDedede)
(Location: Deadpool: Why do you care?)

It's night, the camera shows a street full of people, one of those was the Merc with a mouth from Marvel, Deadpool, who was reading a script and accidentally endered in an alley.

Deadpool: "And accidentally entered in an alley", what are this Wiz and Boomstick's rip-offs thinking, they think that I'm going to enter in a random alley by acciden- *Looks around* Yeah, I'm in a dark alley...

Then, a figure with a hat and a gun emerges from the shadows.

Deadpool: *Gaps* Oh my god, JACK NICHOLSON!

This character is revealed to be The Mask, this takes off his hat but he keeps aiming the Mercenary from Marvel with his gun.

Deadpool: Wait, no, is that green head dude that I have to kill.

The Mask: Well that's correct, and now youre dead!

Stan shoot at Wade in the chest, creating a huge hole, but he regenerated instantly thanks to his healing factor.

Deadpool: ''Hey! I wasn't ready!''

The ripoff of Deathstroke grabs his katanas and puts a fight position.

Deadpool: Now youre done asshole!

Big Head makes a sword appear from nowhere and puts a combat position too, both 4th wall breakers gets ready for the... FIGHT

The attacks of both anti-heroes begin to collide, and then they both left the alley while they were fighting and entered in the middle of the road, avoiding several cars.

Deadpool: ''Hey! You forget to look left and right!''

The mercenary then jumped on a car, while this vehichle ran over the Freakshow Master, then Wade shouted victorious while the car drove away.

Deadpool: Wooho, take that Freak!

Then, the Merc with a mouth heard a familiar voice behind him, and quickly turned around.

The Mask: That's my name, don't waste it on me.

The Freakshow Master was right behind him! Deadpool quickly tried to cut his head off, but the Mask teleported behind DP (Again), and kicked him towards the street, amking the Bounty Hunter to fall, then, Ipkiss started spinning just like a spinning top, creating a huge green cartoony tornado and absorbing all the cars that were nearby.

Deadpool: ''Oh oh... That's not good.''

The Big Head killer stopped spinning, sending all the cars to fly, one of them fell a few inches from Wade, this sigh relaxed.

Deadpool: Phew, I though it was going t-

With no time to finish what he was going to say, the not serious Deathstroke got crushed by the Batmobile, he managed to get out by making a hole in the vehicle with his katana, then, he saw how his opponent approached him with an animal balloon.

Deadpool: Oh c'mon, you are going to kill me with a stupid balloon, dude, I'm the fucking Deadpool, nothing can kill m-

The Mask then transformed the animal ballooon into a massive arsenal of weapons, including shotguns, militar guns, miniguns, rocket launchers, and pointed all to the "Inmortal" mercenary.

The Mask: Are you sure pal?

Deadpool: Oh...

Then, the use of all the weapons ends with a big explosion, which destroys part of the city, the camera focuses on a big crater where Deadpool was lying, this looked at the 4th Wall.

Deadpool: Damm, this guy is pretty strong, I may find some of his weakness on his biography.

But he suddenly something like a cartoony tornado approaching to the crater, DP then jumped out of the fictional world, entering in the real world, the Big Head Killer then looked surprised to the crater.

The Mask: Hey, where did he go?

(Location: DEATH BATTLE! Fanon Wiki)

Wade jumped out of the fight, then he watched the place where he was.

Deadpool: ''Hey, this seems like a great place! Now let's take a look into his bio.''

But suddenly, Ipkiss came out of the letters, breaking the 4th Wall too, he angrily looked at the Mercenary while he was weilding a big hammer.

The Mask: I found you!

Deadpool then grabbed his Magic Satchel, taking out another big hammmer, but with his logo at the front of the hammer.

Deadpool: ''You are about to get clobbered!.. Oh? It's weird, I never though of that pun.''

Oh that's actually Dedede's quote, since you two are going to fight with hammers... Nevermind, but Anti-Heroes starting attacking each other, but neither managed to seriously harm the other, the Merc then got tired and pulled out a giant sword from his Satchel.

Deadpool: This is over Big Idiot, this is THE CARBONADIUM SWORD BABY!

The Mask: Okay.

Ipkiss, ignoring Wade's threat ran towards him with the hammer in his hand, Deathstroke's ripoff attacked him with the sword destroying his hammer and cutting one of his fingers of his right hand.

The Mask: ''Ha! You though a sword would kill me?... *Looks at his cutted finger, which doesn't regenerate* Wait, why I can't regenerate my finger?!''

Deadpool: Because this baby can negate durability and healing factor freak!

After hearing this, The Mask scared ran away.

Deadpool: Hey, come back here!

The Freakshow Master clicked on the "EXPLORE" button, appearing different options, he clicked on "Random Page", both 4th Wall Breakers were teleported to another fight, then Mask shouted at DP.

The Mask: You never catch me alive weirdo!

Frisk vs. The Batter - TheDoomGaze Both fighters landed in a grey Throne Room, then Deadpool shouted.

Deadpool: ''Wait, I known where we are... We are in Earthbound!''

The Mask: Yeah, this is clearly Earthbound.

Deadpool: Oh yes, *Takes out his sword* I have to kill you.

The Mask: *Inside a Toy car* That will be if you catch me first!

The Mask escaped inside the tiny to a large hall full of pilars, at the end of the hall we saw two characters fighting, Frisk from Undertale, and the Batter of OFF, but suddenly, Ipkiss ran over the Batter with his little car, the Fallen child stopped moving while DP entered in scene.

Deadpool: ''Hey Freak Head, it's illegal to ran over kids on this site... I gues... Are you okay little chinese esteriotype children?''

The Mask: ''Uhh... I ran over Scout thought.'' (Inside Frisk's Head) SCANNING

...

NEW TARGETS ANYLIZED: NO THREATS

TERMINATE ORIGINAL TARGET

(Back in the fight) Frisk quickly used his knive, slashing DP's head off, after that, a lot of number 9 appeared on the screen.

Deadpool: Why the f*ck does a f*kicng child have a knive?!

Then, the Genocide Children dashed towards his original opponent, the purifier used his bat to hit Frisk, sending them towards the "Random Page" button, making that both Wade and Ipkiss teleport to another fight.

Metal Sonic vs Kratos - The Golden Moustache In Eggman's Base, we can see how Kratos from God of War is fighting with Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog, then, Deadpool and the Mask landed over both Kratos and Metal Sonic respectively.

Deadpool: Ugh, where we are now?

The God of War furiously got up, throwing the Mercenary towards a wall, he then looked to both Whacky Killers.

Kratos: ''You two... You two must be minions of the fat red man too!''

Kratos quickly stabbed Ipkiss in the chest, just to be punched by a Boxing Glove and then getting shooted in both legs with a Tommy Gun, the Big Head then grabbed both of his swords, getting ready to end with the life of the God Killer.

The Mask: Finish Him!

Wade then stabbed Kratos in the face with the Carbodium Sword.

Deadpool: ''FATALITY! And now, *swings him sword towards the Freakshow Master" time to finish you jerk!''

Mask stabbed DP in the eyes with Kratos swords, and then ran away inside a little toony green tornado (Just like Taz but in green), while the ripoff of Deathstroke screamed a the distance.

Deadpool: Come back here you freak!

Then Stan crashes with an unknown character.

The Mask: ''Hey, watch out! Um... wait a second.''

This character was Eggman, Ipkiss looks him with curiosity.

The Mask: ''You seems familiar... Meh I don't-''

But suddenly, Deadpool stabs Mask in the head with the Carbonadium Sword, and then cutting him in half, the Merc laughed while his eyes were regenerating, Eggman ran way scared after watching this.

Deadpool: ''Haha, I won! Who's the joke now, Wiz and Boomst ripoffs? Wooho!''

Without noticing it, Wade was celebrating his victory when Ipkiss, behind him, was regenerating from the attacks of the Sword, he then walked silently towards DP while he took out a hammer, he looked and the camera and said.

The Mask: Shhhhh...

The Merc then notices something.

Deadpool: Huh?

Then, Deathstroke's ripoff got smashed several times, and then throwed towards the Random Page Button, appearing in another page.

Shrek vs Baldi - Halloween7 Both appeared in a swamp, then DP asked his opponent while he was still regenerating his bones.

Deadpool: How the f*ck did you survived the attacks of the Carbonadium Sword.

The Mask: Easy kiddo.

The Mask then streches his arm to grab the sword and then explain how he survived.

The Mask: The Sword only affects to the radiation of the healing factor, but since mine's is pure magic, I'm fine!

Deadpool: But youre finger!

The Mask: ''What? *His middle finger regenerate, mocking DP* this finger?''

Deadpool: ''Ugh... I hate you.''