Squidward Tentacles vs Meg Griffin

Squidward Tentacles vs Meg Griffin is a What-If? Death Battle.

Description
SpongeBob SquarePants vs Family Guy! Which of these two victims of torture porns can survive in this fight?

Interlude
Wiz: Torture Porns, the media genre best known for copious amounts of pain and suffering.

Boomstick: Which is the opposite of regular porn, and I still can't more of those with my ex-wife in them.

Wiz: And these two cartoon victims come to mind the most often.

Boomstick: Squidward Tentacles, the grouchy squid of Bikini Bottom...

Wiz: ...and Meg Griffin, the unpopular teenage girl from Quahog.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And no matter how much physical abuse these two can take, it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Trivia

 * This is Maxevil's ninety seventh Death Battle.