Luigi vs Creepypastas

Luigi survived a mansion full of ghosts,but now he has to deal with  monsters and creatures of a very popular type of Horror:Creepypasta. Will Luigi survive or will he join the creepypastas' victims? Note:Luigi's mansion Luigi is being used,because there he's a normal human,but still capable of dealing with the supernatural,so this should be fair for both the creepypastas and Luigi.

Intro
Wiz:There is almost always someone scared or that is a coward in horror.

Boomstick:And there are monsters,of course.

Wiz:Luigi,the green plumber and brother of Mario.

Boomstick:And the creepypastas,The monsters of the internet,he's Wiz and i'm Boomstick,and it's our job to analyze their armour,skills,and weapons to find out who would win in a DEATH BATTLE!