8-bit Theater Battle Royale

Description
"These four... "heroes" have tried to kill each other for years (Mostly BM)! Now's finally their moment to end things once and for all!"

Beginning
Boom: In the world of Final fantasy I, four brave heroes teamed up to defeat Chaos and save the world from certain doom...

-record needle scratch-

Wiz: Sadly, this is a different story. These four are surely not heroes, and they didn't exectly save the world.

Boom: They had arguments, mostly.

Wiz: Like Black Mage Evilwizardington, The Murderous Sorcerer!

Boom: or Fighter McWarrior, The Dumb Muscle!

Wiz: Or Red Mage Statcowski, The Magic Munchkin!

Boom: Or Thief Khee'bler, the Impossible Thief!