User blog:GalacticAttorney/HOW TO KRUL

This is inspired by my main man WEEGEETHEGOD and his HOW TO series. Except I'm actually giving serious tips here.

HOW TO KRUL
Y'know, it's really hard being a Krul main these days. There's a lot of judgement that comes with the title.

Like, whenever I tell people I main Krul, they're just like "Ugh, I'd rather get impaled with a giant flaming guitar than play Krul."

And I say, "Is that so?"



Then they say they'll give him a try.

HOW TO KRUL


When playing Krul, it's important to keep in mind that you are, in fact, a zombie. You're a scary guy with a scary sword, so you can't let laners like Ringo over here intimidate you. You really just gotta get in their face and show 'em who's boss.

Surprisingly, Krul is one of the harder characters to master, but because characters like Ringo are squishy bitches and Krul is such a swole motherfucker, he can easily rush in and kill them with a few good hits.

The number one thing to keep in mind when playing Krul is his second ability, Spectral Smite. You wanna get this as soon as you possibly can, upgrade it as fast as you possibly can, and with it you can easily crush 1v1s with no problem.

You see that skull floating over that minion's head? That, my uneducated noob friend, is what makes Spectral Smite so goddamn strong. By slapping your opponents around enough times, the skull will get more little fireballs around it and when there's eight of them, that's when you press Spectral Smite and watch your opponents get sliced like a stick of lard. It also gives you back a bunch of health, so that's great for keeping yourself alive.

Another thing to consider when playing Jason Voorhees's long-lost college roommate is his first ability, Dead Man's Rush. When you use this you run at your target like they owe you twenty bucks and smack the shit out of them, and it gets stronger the more you upgrade it.

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