User blog:Quauntonaut/Death Battle Fanon Wiki News: Pilot Broadcast

Welcome to DEATH BATTLE Fanon Wiki news! I'm reporter Quauntonaut and today we have some BREAKING NEWS!

M. Bison, the hero we all know and love, is a FRAUD! That's right, he is a FRAUD! He is not a real hero! Boomstick has been lying all this time, because he is part of the Illuminati! Our real hero has been unmasked as...

CAPTAIN FALCON! HE'S OUR HERO! GONNA PAWNCH POLLUTION DOWN TO F-ZERO!

That's right! Captain Falcon is our real hero! M. Bison has been playing this farce for too long. As Mr. Doom would say it... "This farce is over!". What do other people think on the matter?

"YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME! THIS GUY IS OUR HERO?" -Samurai Goroh

"I knew it! I quit on that ugly horror! Consider Shadaloo's #1 assassin gone!" -Vega

"I'm batman" -Batman

Well then, that's it for today's breaking news! Next time i'll cover the rumors of Bowser being the best Waifu!