User blog:GameboyAdv/Let's talk DEATH BATTLE:Batman vs Spiderman

Hi, my name is GameboyAdv. I've been a fan of Death Battle since 2011, and know way more about fictional characters than I should now. But I digress. I'm here to talk about the curbstomp that is-Batman vs Spiderman.

As an episode this one wasn't actually too bad. The jokes were funny, and the fight looked amazing. The main reason I dislike this episode is that Batman vs Spiderman is not a fair match up. Also Batfanboys like to bitch and moan about this one, calling Spiderman a "wimpy nerd". I'm just going to list off some arguments used by certain commenters and counter argue them.

If Batman can defeat Superman you'd think he can kill a spider-YouTube user Will Canada

This is the most commonly used argument as to why Batman would win. Batman has NEVER beaten Superman within canon. Using the Frank Miller comics is bullshit because 1. Non canon and 2. The jackass worships Batman like he's some kind of GOD and hates Superman with a passion. The CANON version of Bats says that he could never beat Superman and would be pulverized in an instant.

Batman lost cuz he didn’t have TIME to PREPARED himself????? Lol that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. We are talking about a detective how has studied every weak point of his adversaries/foes and colleges/friends/peers to survive. He is a human against super humans he will NEVER be unprepared.-YouTube user blues2oo

This is another commonly used argument that is complete bullshit. Batman and Spiderman exist in separate universes so Batman would not know any of his weaknesses, especially with the Death Battle rule stating that combatants have no non canon knowledge of each other.

So....you completely ignored the part where batman can get out of anything... Batman would have gotten out of the web before Spiderman launched himself. The whole thing is invalid. Also when they were falling, Batman doesn't fight in mid air while falling-YouTube user OriginalBloodAce

People who use THIS argument don't know anything about Spidey's web fluid. It can hold the HULK. I'm pretty sure it can hold Batman. Besides Batman needs time to get out of traps. Spiderman wouldn't give him any time to do so.

"BATMAN LEARNED EVERY MARTIAL ART"-Most Batfanboys

Wrong. Batman learned 127 different martial arts. There are over 5000 martial arts in the world.

SPIDERMAN IS A WIMPY KID

Wrong again. Spiderman is stronger, faster, and SMARTER than Batman.

Honestly it surprises me that people can be so ignorant. Can any of you guys give me GOOD reasons as to why Bats could win? Probably not. Next blog, I talk about ANOTHER fight involving the Caped Crusader....