User blog:DJ LKO/Batman VS IronMan

Wiz: From 1939 - 1963 the greatest minds of possibly all comic books were created, Iron Man and Batman!

Boomstick: He's wiz and i'm boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win...

A DEATH BATTLE!
Batman

'''Boomstick: As a little boy, Batman's parents were murdered right before his very eyes. You think he'd go crazy, right?'''

'''Wiz: Wrong! '''

'''Boomstick: But... he dresses up like a bat at night and beats people up!'''

'''Wiz: ... Well his sanatiy is sometimes questioned'''

Wiz: Anyway, from that day on he decided to wage a war on crime, with Alfred Pennysworth as his guardian. He learned many martial arts in different places all over the globe, because Alfred-

Boomstick: FREAKING LET THE KID DO WHATEVER HE WANTED-

Wiz: Even after a traumatic event had just occured.

Boomstick: He returned to Gotham when he was 25, ready to wage his war on crime.

Wiz: He wanted to inspire fear in the hearts of criminals, and what better symbol than a bat? He is skilled in 127 different Martial Arts, including Muay Thai, Escrima, Krav Maga, Capoeira, Savate, Yawyan, Taekwondo, Judo, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Kendo, Fencing, Kenjitsu, Kali, Bojutsu, Francombat, Boxing, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Wing Chun, Parkour, Shorin Ryu, Silat, Chin Na, Hokuto Shinken, Kyudo, Aikido, Varma Adi, Jeet Kune Do, Shaolin, Ba Gua, Hung Gar, Tai Chi, Kung Fu, Kenpo, and Karate.

Boomstick: Man that's a lot of learning!!!

Wiz: He's known to have been able to lift one thousand pounds, almost as much as the real world record in weight lifiting! With prep, he can beat about anyone.

Boomstick: He even made plans to defeat the entire Justice League, including himself! Paranoid much?

Batman: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Iron Man

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