User blog comment:MP999/Bane Vs A Loaf Of Bread/@comment-27180367-20180318001153

The bread should've won and here's why.

Since the bread isn't alive to be killed in the first place, Bane would have to completely destroy it to be able to win. The best he can do by punching it is reduce it to a pile of mush, which means it still isn't completely destroyed. He would eventually use his venom, end up using more and more over time and then dying from an overdose. So yes, the loaf of bread should have won.

If you thought I was being serious, please stop