Thread:Pikart767/@comment-27743658-20170419021341

Hipper Wario:

Cousin, is that you? Oh thank god it is

I miss took you for the rotten garlic I had for breakfast

Everything you are, it come from your friend

Me, the dude who can beat you faster than Jimmy Rex

Call me Foote with a crowbar because you're about to be bashed

You're a gray Jumpman with a head shaped like my ass

I'm the first running joke in this wiki and people

If I'm a movie, you can be my forgotten sequel

Metal Mario:

You talk a lot of shit even if the only joke you had-

Was the wiki hated you for being wanked and bad

Hipper has milked you for has much as he can get from this wank riding

For the sake of these people, he should go back into hiding

So Super Wario, the one with the clearly fake abs

Can I knock you down or are you too fat to collapse

So fatso, do you really think it's r fair

for a titanium tank the battle with the anatomy of a sour pear

Hipper Wario: 

You got half of those lines from the channel we're copyin'

You're so unoriginal, just like the rest of them

The thousands of other wankers trying to be the next Wario

But I'm one of a kind! You're a carbon bootleg that should be made fun of by Vinesauce Joel

Metal Mario:

You call the fire, I've hotter burns from Alaska-

Hipper Wario:

Shut the fuck up! I am not done yet!

I could write essays dissing you, so you think you're a threat?

Here's the nail in the coffin, even if this battle has been delighting

Chris doesn't know enough about you to keep writing

If you use, give credit.

'' And don't rip me off again '' 