White Spy VS Mcgruff the crime dog

White Spy VS Mcgruff is a what if episode of Death Battle

Description
Mad magazine VS NCPC which of these two quick witted detectives will come out on top

Interlude
Wiz: In a world full of valuaable and mystriouse information it all obviously can't be held a secret

Boomstick: And thats where detectives and spys come in to find it

Wiz: Like Mcgruff the crime dog

Boomstick: And the White Spy

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to anylise there weapons armor and skill's to find out who would win

Boomstick: A DEATH BATTLE!

White Spy
Wiz: Not much is known about the White Spy except he works for the White embassy which is against the Black embassy and he is commonly pitted against his rival the Black Spy

Boomstick: So it's a race war

Wiz: No Boomstick it's just the color of there clothes

Boomstick: I uhh knew that

Wiz: Riiight anyways moving on White fights his rival Black on an almost daily basis though there about equal as one really doesn't seem to win more than the other

Boomstick: And of course being a spy he is somewhat good at stealth and on top of that he's pretty smart

Wiz: He can think quick rationally even in the worst of scenario's and to complement his quick wits he knows martial arts wrestling and boxing he's also armed with multiple weapons and gadgets

Boomstick: He has knives and clubs for close range combat his clubs pistols machine gunsa and bayonetted rifles for long range and is just feels like blowing shit up he's got bombs and dynamite as well as bazookas flamthrowers chainsaws and even slingshots with infinite ammo

Wiz: Thats not all he has shown to wear armor such as a knights helmet and a kevlar vest and ocasionally an army helmet capable of deflecting cannonbals and his hat can also be usefull by hiding weapons and objects under as well as doubling as parachute and it's even sharp enough to slice threw an opponent if thrown it even returns like a boomerang

Boomstick: Now where have I seen that before anyways he also has a cigar that when lit fires a bullet

Wiz: He also carries some high tech inventions such as the Lightning gun wich arks towards anybody close by

Boomstick: He also has and Ice gun which can quickly freeze his foes

Wiz: He also has Suicide monkeys which will chase after his opponent and explode once close

Boomstick: He's also a big fan of explosives as he carries dynamite bombs and proximity mines that come in a varity fun fun and colerfull flavors like the lectro mine for shocking his foe's the fire mine for burning and trip mines he also carries bannana peels and bear traps just for extra measure

Wiz: And it's also a good time to mention he also has a lightsaber and the force on his side he also knows black magic which alows him to seperate his body parts and cloathes and quickly fly around his opponent in order to disorient them

Boomstick: WHAT! okay even if that isn't enough he also has tanks cool spy cars jets and even a mech suit that can fire small missiles if he ever needs a vehichle

Wiz: His greatest strenght is possibly his quick witted and rational mind allowing him to get out of situations even if he has little prep and while he is usually fighting his equal he has taken on other foes like the General

Boomstick: And on top of that he's strong enough to effortlassy karate chop an anvil have he's also fast enough to dodge and outpace machine gun fire as well a light artillary round and was even able to lasso a missile with a bungee cord and once had a battle with the Black Spy that consisted of them using nothing but fourth wall breaks as weapons

Wiz: He can survive getting stretched out of proportion and ocassionally bomb explosions

Boomstick: But still other than that he isn't the most durable as his durability is inconsetent

Wiz: And he is at his best with prep and he has been outsmarted before

Boomstick: But still ided think twice before trying to outsmart this spy

Mcgruff
Wiz: Crime when criminals don't follow the law resulting in all sorts of terror such a assult theft rap and even murder

Boomstick: Everything was going badley the world needed someone to help them and thus stepped up Mcgruff

Wiz: Mcgruff helped the public by giving advice on how to avoid and get out of bad situations as well as spreading awarness of major crimes that happen dailey

Boomstick: And well it worked out perfecly dropping crime rates as well as maing people more aware of the dangers of criminal activity and bullying among other subjects

Wiz: Mcgruff also works as a pretective solving problems ahead of time whith his detective skills

Boomstick: And among his skills well he's a freaking dog need I say more

Wiz: A Bloodhound to be specific around the size of a human Bloodhounds are known for there excellent smell commonly acting as police dogs and hunting dogs

Boomstick: And on top of that there fast and considering that Mcgruff's the size of an adult human its safe to say that that those bites he takes out of crime are rather strong and on top of that he has a monster truck which are usaually capable of pulling of cool trick s and crushing worn out cars as well as making you go deaf

Wiz: Mcgruff also has a few PSA related powers such as the ability to stop time and while he can move around the enviremnt and give advice to the audiance he can't interact with his suroundings he also has the circle of  respect for defense

Boomstick: though still his arseanal is well limited and he's kind of short on feats

Wiz: Though still one of his greatest assets is his knowledge about dangerouse situations and how to avoid or get out of them

Boomstick: So if you ever think of commiting a crime just know that Mcgruff is ready to take a bite out of you

Intermission
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all

Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Battle
Thw White Spy was sneaking into an office finding a safe he then manages to open it only finding a Mcgruff music album confused that this is not the Black Spy's base he gets ready to head out only for someone to flick the lights on

Mcgruff: Who goes ther

The white spy suddenly turns to see a humanoid dog standign at the doorway

Mcgruff then stops time

MCgruff: Remember kids Treaspassing on private propetey and Larceny are serious crimes

Mcgruff then returns the flow of time now ready to stop the intruding spy

the White Spy also prepares for battle by pulling  a club out of his coat

FIGHT!

The White Spy starts by charging towards Mcgruff attempting to to hit him with his club but Mcgruff dodged and countered with a kick causing White to stagger back Mcgruff then lunged at the spy biting his arm and causing him to drop the club White Spy then pulled his arm out of the dog's mouth and then furiousley punched Mcgruff in the face causing a few teethe to fall out the now angered the pretective responded by punching his foe in the face only for him to here a loud CLANG! now feeling pain in his hand Mcgruff pulled his fist back and tried to shake it off and theb looked at the White Spy who pulled of a mask revealing a knight's helmet under the spy then pulled out a pistol Mcgruff quickly took notice and ran as the White Spy shot at him Mcgruff then saw a window and jumped out of it White Spy now out of ammo decideed to continue the chase this time pulling out a knife he saw Mcgruff run into a backstreet ally which led to a dead end now trapped Mcgruff had no choice but to face his foe the White Spy then ran towards him lunging at him Mcgruff reacted by dunking the spy then hit the wall behind Mcgruff falling to the ground he then saw his knife in front of and tried reaching for it only for the Mcgruff to kick it away White Spy then tried to get up only for Mcgruff to kick him in the stomache winding himMcgruff then took the opppurtunity to pull his helmet off and then followed up by punching the spy in the face but White wasn't giving up that easily he took off his hat and threw it at Mcgruff who doged White then ran up to Mcgruff and punched him Mcgruff then noticed the hat returning he then swiftley dodged only for the White Spy to grab the hat and attempt to slash Mcgruff with the razor sharp hat who barley dodged only getting part of his coat slashed he then grabbed the spy and headdbutted him causing White to fall to the ground White Spy then pulled out and plucked a grenade but Mcgruff reacted by pushing it out of his hand Both combatants then decided to make a run for as the shockwave of the explosion pushed them out of the alley the White Spy then got up a bit dazed he then heard a loud engine roar as he look at the street with nothing other than a large monster truck being driven by none other than Mcgruff he was then suddenly hit by the large truck the spy then climbed onto the hood and punched the windshield out mcgruff then hit the break causing his foe to fly off hood Mcgruff then laughed at his only to see somthing coming towards him and the truck it was the White Spy who was now in a mech suit the mech then launched small missiles out of the several cannons on its body Mcgruff the dodged and tried to drive off but there were missiles heading straight for the truck just before they could hit time suddenly stopped

Mcgruff: Remember kids if you need to escape a moving vehichle jump tuck and roll

Mcgruff then jumped and rolled out of the truck as time returened to normal the White Spy then noticed his opponent in the middle of the road he then tried firing missiles at Mcgruff who was a sitting duck at the moment a bunch of smoke and dust covered the area as the White Spy fired until he was out of ammon as the smoke clearsed the White Spy was shocked to see his foe was perfecly fine and covered in a blue forcefield the circle of respect White Spy then jumped out of his vehcile lighting a cigar in his mouth and pulling his lightsaber out of his coat now readdy to finally finish his opponent he ran at Mcgruff swinging the lightsaber the Mcgruff swiftley dodged and bit into White Spys arm drawing blood the cigar in White's mouth thenshot a bullet out into mcgruffs eye causing the dog to fall back and he then used black magic causing his coat levitate off his back and over Mcgruff causing several proximity mines lectro mines and fires mines to fall out and surround Mcgruff now stuck in a circle off bombs he could only stand there in hopes he doesn't set them off White Spy then took out his Ice gun and froze Mcgruff with it he then threw his hat towards the proximity mines causing them to go off and blow the frozen dog to bits the White Spy then chuckled and made a victory sign with his hands

KO!

Results
Boomstick: Well PETA's gonna be on our ass for this

Wiz: Well Mcgruff did put up a good fight but White Spy just had the edge in well just about everything

Boomstick: Mcgruff's arsenal was usefull for keeping him safe and getting out of danger but that was about it

Wiz: Exactley his circle of respect and time stopping ability alowed for him to evade and stop attacks but he couldn't really use them offensivley

Boomstick: Like how he can move around while stopping time but not being able to interact with the envirement or other people And not to mention the White Spy had a much deadlier arsenal since well he actually has weapons and while Mcgruff does have a monster truck White Spy has tanks jets and mechs

Wiz: Mcgruff would likley know how to deal with weapons like guns and knives which would help him but he had no real counter and Mcgruff would also likley not know how to deal whith Whites more high tech gadgets

Boomstick: And not to mention that White is definitly stronger sure Mcgruff's bone snapping jaw is impressive but you know whats better being able to karate chop an anvil in half and white also had the edge in speed being able to dodge and outpace bullets and he took duribility since he survived an explosion form a bomb glued to his hand

Wiz: Another important factor was both combatants intelegence while Mcgruff is capable of predicting incedents before they happen thanks to his pretective skills White Spy's intelegence was better suited for battle as he can think of strateys on the fly he also has better experience since he's not only fought against the Black Spy but also fought in wars and even save the Earth from a goup of rouge spys

Boomstick: Well i'm guessing White Spy proved that Mcgruff was more bark than bite

Wiz: The winner is the White Spy

Boomstick: Next Time on Death Battle the White Spy may have won but will his rival chalk up another win for mad or will the red leader of Eddsworld take him down