User blog:Vrokorta/Staff Member Battle Royale V3: Stardust Crusaders

'''Note 1: Everything was written by me, Vrokorta. However, most of it was based off of the original SMBR V3 Thread that can be found here.''' Note 2: If I remember correctly, Necro said he has trouble reading regular text, so this fight will be written completely in boldface.

'''Necro & Mercer stood alone in a vast, barren land. Then, Mercer pulled out a war horn, & blew into it. Several staff members started making their way to the area, including the likes of Raiando, Inkriel, & EmperorDedede. Mercer looked down at them, & spoke in a loud voice.'''

Mercer: I've gathered you here to take place in another Staff Member Battle Royale.

'''The staff members murmured in excitement. However, one asked where the other staff members were at, only to be interrupted by the Sphere Robot.'''

'''Sphere Robot: Don't worry about them, they're making their way here. In fact, you might want to enjoy this peace while it lasts.'''

The Sphere Robot pulled out a soda cup & used its straw to draw & portal & leave the area.

'''Mercer: Anyways, the rules for this fight are simple. The rules are, none. With that said, I have nothing more to say except, CAN"T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!!!! FIGHT!!!!!'''

'''Necro then immediately ran away like a little b****. Mercer rolled his eyes before grabbing Inkriel & Emperor Dedede & throwing them across the universe.'''

Raiando: Time for me to show my epic gaming skills.

Mercer: Let's see'em.

However, before that could happen, Inkriel created a rainbow portal to appear behind Mercer.

Inkriel: Omae wa, mou shindeiru.

Ink struck Mercer with his paintbrush, creating a massive silver streak that turned into a chain that bound Mercer.

'''Mercer: Hmmph. Your anime references won't save you!'''

Mercer busts out of the chains & tries to punch Ink, who manages to dodge the attack.

"WIP"