Heavy vs. Coach

Heavy vs. Coach is a What-If? episode of Death Battle

Description
Heavy vs Coach battle of the Valve Heavyweights! Who Will Win? Who Will Die?

Interlude
Wiz: When the apocalypse arrives whether it's a zombie or robot apocolypse you will want to side by these two

Boomstick: Heavy Weapons Guy, The Heavy-Armed Combatant of Mann Co.

Wiz: And Coach, The Zombie Survivor

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE!

Heavy
Wiz: Heavy Weapons Guy is the master of assults and is the powerhouse of the 9 classes

Boomstick: He can annihilate anyone dumb enough to piss him off. And that may be partially due to his gear of extremely powerful weaponry

Wiz: While he is no stranger to hand to hand combat and is still a powerhouse in that regard. He does have some guns to his disposal including shotguns and miniguns. The Brass Beast can deal insane damage within seconds killing any ordinary human as long as they aren't too fast. But his gloves of running urgently can fix that by increasing his speed!

Boomstick: His Warrior sprit can increase his hand to hand combat strength and his holiday punch can make the target laugh so hard it renders them paralyzed for a few seconds. When injured the sandvich heals him up and the showdown can kill any normal human in one shot with the flick of his wrist. How the hell does that work?

Wiz: But his deadliest weapon in his arsenal is the Huo-Long Heater which not only fires bullets at 40 rounds per second but also surrounds the heavy in a ring of flames damaging anyone foolish enough to stand next to him.

Boomstick: The only downside to his minigun arsenal is they don't last a few seconds of usage and he won't have any ammo left. But he'll still accomplish incredible feats. Including taking out an army of robots, and being able to kill the wizard merasmus and surviving a killer carnival filled with deadly go-kart games wait what the fu-\

Wiz: Of course with any brute his speed is sorely lacking without the gloves of running urgently & he's reliant on a medic to aid him during combat but he's still got what it takes

Boomstick: Heavy will whip those babies into shape!

Heavy: You are so small it's funny to me!

Coach
Boomstick: Coach is one of the 4 survivors fighting against the waves of zombies

Wiz: And knows how to blaze through them anywhere from a shopping mall to a carnival

Boomstick: And that's due to his arsenal of guns

Wiz: He always keeps around a pistol with infinite ammo. And can hold two at a time!

Boomstick: He also keeps around things like Shotguns, Machine guns & sniper rifles, But if he ever needs to maximize damage his grenade launcher can do the job perfectly and last but definatly not least the M60 can rapidly fire bullets. If that's not enough he can upgrade his ammo to incendiary which can light the opponent on fire and explosive bullets. Which does exactly what you think it does!

Wiz: But if things take a melee combat turn he always has one at his disposal ranging from Axes to Frying Pans. Adrenaline increases his speed and strength temporality and pills increases his health for a short time and can just heal on his own with med-kits.

Boomstick: And he's no stranger to stradegy with things like Gas Cans, Oxygen tank, Propane & Fireworks! And when things get tight the chainsaw rips through anything without mercy! Also he seems to have high resistance to anything as he can walk through fire & bullets! Are you sure he's human?

Wiz: However human or non-human he does seem to have a weakness towards explosives. Also he is reliant on his team to watch his back

Boomstick: But don't underestimate him that'll be the last mistake you'll ever make!