User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/The "I killed your waifu" rap

Yo its me Lion Da God of All Things Badass.

I also dun like Arceus.

Yo, Afro, mah Sonic hatin' bro!

Yesterday night I snuck into yo room.

Found a lil green monsta, made him go boom!

Ey Quaunt I herd u liek Nubuh 2

Fun fact pal, I killed him, fool

They say you like dragons Thet but I found a bat.

Ripped her a new one, fed the corpse to my cat.

GA likes dem piratez but little does he know

I beheaded Shantae and used her head for show

I herd Ryuko was battlin' Wolverine

But I stabbed her and painted animationon the screen.

Samus was out a bounty-hunt in' but I was too fast.

I legit stomped her before she breathed her last.

Palutena da goddess who I shanked

She was pretty weak mang to be frank