User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Dirty Death Battle Fanon Chat Confessions Simulator/@comment-26254805-20160717023954

WELP

I want to devour the souls of the dead with a side of ketchup

I like bagels

Not supporting gays makes me the second coming of Hitler judging by everyone that isn't me

NewRaptor is a skrub

I want to rule the world with Spongebob related memes

I want to do Adolf Hitler vs Lucina on April 20th

I never write good fights on this website therefore I am a skrub

I want to track down Masta and throw a bagel at him

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