User blog comment:Fedora Lord Para 348/Ask ParaGoomba!/@comment-2218433-20150213115955/@comment-27822848-20150213182858

1. Kyoko f*crunch*ing Sakura!

2. To kill *munch* witches and stuff!

3. Pfft, Red, like my dress and Soul Gem!

(Actual answers)

1. I don't give out my real name, but I'm ParaGoomba348, AKA Totally Not Sayaka Miki.

2. To write the best Death Battles in the world!

3. Green or blue, most likely.

(Awesome reference BTW)