Ed vs Nora Valkyrie

Description
A battle to the death between not so normal chracters.

Interlude
Melody:In the fictional worlds, have various types of characters with the any type of personality.

Teddy:Remind me why we are doing '''THIS?! '''

Melody:They both are far from normal.

Teddy:Check.

MelodyThey both are the muscle of their group.

Teddy:Check.

Melody:And both have orange hair.

Teeddy:I think his hair is more like ginger color but okay. Ed, the monobrow of the Eds.

Melody:And Nora Valkyrie, extraordinary leg breaker.

Teddy:I am Teddy and she is Melody.

Melody:And we gonna study the skills of both characters to discover who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Ed
Melody:Ed born and was raised in the street of Cul-de-Sac where he become friends with Edd and Eddy since he was a baby.

Teddy:With the littlee group formed,Ed become the muscle of the team because was his only utility.

Melody:He have big strength and stamina to keep up wiith the hard work and have high tolerance to pain.Every time he is hit by something that normaly make someone groan in pain he just keep with the stupid smile on his face, the proof of this is when he sing "That's my horse" with Rolf.

Teddy:We gonna give to his idiot a little arsenal that he used throughout the series made by Double D.Like the jetpack made with a fire extinguisher allowing Ed to fly of course.

Melody:There is the hook shot made a hair dryer and kitchen utensils.With this he can climb to high places.Also have the Thingamajig,that little gadge have stored any type of item for a average man to use.

Teedy:There is also a spatula that he used in the Hallowen day, with that utensil he was able to defeat almost everyone in Cul-de-Sac while having some psychotic episodes.

Melody:You would know.Ed actually is a great archer,being able to shot not arrows but anything that he can put in the bow, including Eddy.

Teedy:Ed have a lot of skills.He knows how to play a flute and a saxophone.

Melody:I don't know why mention this, but anyway, he also show to be a great swimmer, showing that he have a atletic body. Besides that he have a short time of sumo training and boxe.

Teddy:Now mentioning one of my favorite episodes, Ed have a monster suit that when he used is called Edzilla.While using that suit he start to think that is a real monster and attack any human living around,like the residants of Cul-de-Sac.

Melody:Now,speaking of all Ed's arsenal and skills was good,but now we gonna talk about what is his best point.His stength. Ed is undouptly the strongest teenager in Cul-de-Sac with only Rolf to compete with his strength. Have the time he throw Eddy while he was wearing a antique wood stove and jump highly than a house.

Teddy:Ed defeated twice the residants of Cul-de-Sac.Build the signboard of the Sea Ranch in less than a minute.Throw a entirely house on Eddy.

Melody:He survive being crushed by a streamroller, be kneaded like a rolled newspaper and falls from big heights.

Teddy:Evenl ike that, he somehow he acrophobia(fear of heights) and have a lot of allergies.

Melody:But above everything, he is a idiot.Time by time being deceived by Eddy and make stupid things that almost always screw the scams of Eddy.Even like that Ed is not someone that you would want to see mad, or else.

Teddy:That guy actually remind me about someone.

*Door opening* 

Freebird:You guys are talking about me?

Melody:No Freebird, now go back to color your little book.

Freebird:Okay.

Ed: [Ed's stomach growls] "Eddy!" [He jumps onto Eddy] Eddy: "You're giving me a hernia, Ed!" Ed: "It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!" Eddy: "Get off me!" [throws Ed off him] "That's your belly." Ed: "Huh-huh. I'm hungry.

Nora Valkyrie
Making the researches