Dr. Zoidberg vs Ernie the Chicken

Dr. Zoidberg vs Ernie the Chicken is a What-if Death Battle.

Description
Futurama vs Family Guy! Which of these anthropomorphic animals from the adult cartoons is deadly?

Interlude
Wiz: Adult Cartoons, made in 1989 with the Simpsons.

Boomstick: And there can always be popular characters from their franchises that we can laugh about, and these two are no exception.

Wiz: Dr. Zoidberg, the medical crustacean from Futurama...

Boomstick: ...and Ernie the Chicken, Peter's fowl foe from Family Guy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle.