Empoleon vs King Dedede

Description
Kirby vs Pokemon! Which powered-up penguin will best the other? Could the Emperor Pokemon defeat the greedy king of Pop Star?

Introduction
Wiz: Penguins, those cute and cuddly birds everyone adores.

'''Boomstick: But some people say "Those things could be more badass." So they turn them into giants and we all know what happens from there.'''

Wiz: Like Empoleon, the max-evolved water starter of Sinnoh.

'''Boomstick: And King Dedede, the hammer-wielding hierarchy of Dreamland. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

King Dedede
Wiz: A long way away from Earth lay a planet known as Pop Star.

Boomstick: Which, for some reason, was in the middle of a war with an evil space magician called Nightmare.

Wiz: In desolate hope, they sent a single warrior crashing into the planet. His name was Kirby.

Boomstick: Since the people of Dreamland loved Kirby more than him, Dedede did the only sensible thing and STOLE THEIR FOOD SUPPLY!

Wiz: To save the planet's citizens, Kirby tracked down the self-proclaimed king to end the terrifying plan.

'''Boomstick: Wait a minute, self-proclaimed? There's clearly no other royalty so he must be king. Well, it's cooler than just Dedede.'''

Wiz: Anyways, the battle was no cakewalk as King Dedede introduced many of his attacks.

'''Boomstick: Like his inhale, kinda like Kirby's but he doesn't get copy abilities from it. As well as that, he can faceplant like an idiot to get an advantage!'''

Wiz: But most infamous of all is his trademark hammer.

Boomstick: A mallet so large it can hammer a normal person into the ground and dominate Whack-a-Mole scores.

Wiz: His hammer's so strong it can send larger heavyweight Bowser flying with just a swing.

'''Boomstick: But this isn't just your grandpappy's wood weapon, no. King Dedede's whacker can be turbo boosted using an engine inside the hammer! The turbo charge can be held to build up power to the maximum.'''

Wiz: Although it can be charged, over-holding it leads to overheating, slightly damaging Dedede.

Boomstick: Speaking about holding it, he can throw Waddle Dees and spiky Gordos at his opponents.

Wiz: He can even change the altitude of the Gordos. Though this can outnumber an enemy, the Gordos can be deflected and the Waddle Dees can be easily killed.

Boomstick: He can also perform the Dedede jump to recover from a ledge or attack from above.

Wiz: The only problem is, there's a large gap in midair for enemies to escape it's reach.

'''Boomstick: But this isn't even his greatest weapon. Oh no, we're not done yet.'''

Wiz: Enter Masked Dedede. A version of King Dedede that has a mask that increases his durability and a hammer that can shoot rockets, flames and can create shockwaves.

'''Boomstick: With weapons like that, you best believe he has his feats. He's taken blows from Kirby, who can make cracks in Pop Star visible from space. He's also lifted up Blocky, a golem that's well over a ton in weight.'''

Wiz: But most impressive of all, he can catch up with the Warp Star on occasion. In case you didn't know, the Warp Star's normal travel speed is light, meaning Dedede can run a bit less than the speed of light.

'''Boomstick: Even though his feats are quite impressive, this royal robin still has his faults. Dedede's extremely cocky, putting himself higher than others mainly because he's the GODDAMN KING!'''

Wiz: As well, he's not really the brightest. King Dedede has been tricked multiple times, once being a fake funeral as Kirby had eaten watermelons tainted by him and presumed dead. Yet, Kirby has taken worse blows. His weight can also be a weakness as he can easily fall off a stage in the Smash Brothers games.

'''Boomstick: Faults aside, King Dedede still is a powerful penguin. You'd better not mess with him or else he'll clobber you and your hopes.'''

"Dedede, that's the name you should know. Dedede, he's the king of the show. You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirby the boot! Dedede is the one."