User blog:SlashLion5K/Lion's Top 10 Waifus Redone

So everybody here has a waifu, right? Yeah, we do. Let's go.

10
"Below deck! There's all kinds of fun things to wear."

9
"My will is strong. Father... give me strength."

8
"I can't help it. You two would make the weirdest brothers."

7
"I feel so empowered around you. Have I mentioned that? Why don't we team up?"

6
"Man, nothing beats booze in the middle of the day!”

5
"Time for some... Divine Intervention."

4
"Ha ha! Where did you get that idea? I just like being in good company, that's all."

3
"Thank you for giving me this opportunity to vent."

2
"I will never go back on my word. Because that, too, is my nindo. My ninja way."

Honorable Mention
"Yeah, you're right. I guess I just don't care anymore. I can't remember what was so important. What was worth protecting, you know? It's all a blank now. Doesn't make sense anymore."

1
"I'll send you to your grave!"