Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-28730411-20170313154229

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">This is Stan

<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's my little brother man, he's only six years old <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">We waited in the blistering cold for you, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">four hours and you just said, "No." <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I never knew my father neither; <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I can relate to what you're saying in your songs <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Sincerely yours, Stan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">-- P.S. <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">We should be together, too

<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">this'll be the last package I ever send your ass <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I know you got my last two letters; <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight" <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">See Slim;  [*screaming*]<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;"> Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [car tires squeal]<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">  [CRASH] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">.. [brief silence]<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;"> .. [LOUD splash]