Talk:Hercule Satan vs John Cena/@comment-30993857-20170913023517

Beautiful poetry. I cried reading this.

 ""Hercule Satan: This is a death battle not a wrestling match you stupid mortal time to finish you

Hercule Satan then grabbed a chair and hit John Cena in the head and then John Cena was stunned, Hercule Satan was about to finish him, then Dolph Ziggler slid a barbed wire bat under the ring that he got from Shawn Michaels

John Cena: Thanks"""

You can truly see Hercule's regret in fighting the all-mighty John Cena, truly modern art in text form. Dolph Ziggler's appearance was even more beautiful, the connection established between Cena and Ziggler was strong, and Ziggler's assistance showed how amazing and incredible this Death Battle is. I do not even acknowledge why this is on the "Joke Death Battle" category, this is poetry.