User blog comment:Digilord 64/Fanon Rematch-Mickey Mouse vs Spongebob Squarepants/@comment-28197600-20160429200435

Since I'm assuming spongebob is scaled to size:

Strength: spongebob

Speed: spongebob

Durabi- sponge obviously wins

Agility: Mickey

Intelligence: Mickey

Weaponry: Mickey

Skill: tie

DC: spongebob

Winner: the sponge