User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/Link VS Sora:- RAP BATTLE

Two boys walked into a coliseum. Looking at each other, they put on their shades and got to roll.

Link:-

Look it's little boy big boots, with a blade for dorks!

Rather than your garbage I'd fight with a giant fork!

Your games are cheesy, your story complicated,

At least unlike you my games are well-rated!

Your stupid-ass lore "Oh hero of the light!"

Can you even draw your sword on a demon and fight?

I've been around protectin' princesses, beating evil & all!

Go back to your little island, you spiky kawaii ripoff!

Sora:-

Look the silent fairy kid's here,

Now I'm gonna be sincere,

You're a mute skirt pussy boy

To me you're just a toy!

I fight with speed

While you try to find the items you need!

I've taken down the dark side and travelled world to world!

Al you've done is run around looking like a girl!

Link:-

Time for me to enter full power, beware the Fierce Deity!

Time to put you in your place you cheesy ass pussy!

I'm a god now, so try your best!

Lemme watch you try-

Sorta starts slashing at Link, who sends him flying away with one slash

-Oh give it a rest!

I go alone with no backup, I cut down the moon!

You need a pissy duck and a goofy dog to save the world from doom!

I guess I'm gonna put you down once and for all!

Say goodnight, Lord My Feet are Too Small!

Link slashes Sora, sending him spiraling backwards.

Sora:-

I guess you got a point, time to show you your limits!

In this form you can't catch me-

Link chases Sora

-OH, lift your spirits!

I don't need some useless musical instrument to control time!

I just need a blade that's all mine!

You call yourself a god? Oh please don't.

Link over Sora? HAH! What a joke!

Light flashes, and both revert to normal, facing the screen

Link or Sora? Link Sora