Big the Cat vs Hercule Satan

Wiz: Throughout the ages, there have been plenty of idiots in our world.

Boom: But none of them are as stupid as these two.

Wiz: Like Big, the fishing cat.

Boom: Or Hercule, the weakest character in Dragon Ball Z

I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and we're going to analyze their weapons, armor, and strength to find out who would win...

...a Death Battle