Wolverine vs Jason Voorhees

Direction
These two Slashers were Unstoppable, but who will Survive?

Interlude
Terra: Unstoppable Slasher Winners, Returning to Face Each Other. Wolverine, the Best there is at what He does

SpiderZilla 04: and Jason Voorhees, The Unstoppable Machete wielding, Hockey Mask wearing Zombie. He's Terra The Hedgehog and I'm SpiderZilla 04 and we're here to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Wolverine
Terra: We talked about both of these Combatants, so we'll shorten them, while telling some stuff you may not know about them. Young Boy "James Howlett" was a Wimpy Sick Kid, but when he was growing up, He somehow gained Mutant Powers: a Sense of Smell and Rapid Healing. When the Family Groundskeeper murdered his Father, James gained Retractable Bone Claws and Stabbed the Murderer to Death... but the Murderer was actually his Real Father... Well Then

SpiderZilla 04: Well that is going to be difficult to explain on the police report. Anyway Wolverine fought in World War 1 and 2 along with Vietnam, etc. because his healing factor slowed his aging. After the wars, he joined a program called The Weapon X Program.

Terra: Which was a Horrifying Super Soldier Project. There, His Bones were turned into Adamantium, A Man-made Metal So Strong, Thor has Trouble breaking it. Weapon X Erased Logans Memories to turn him to the ultimate Killing Machine... but when they did That, Logan went Crazy and Killed Everyone in Weapon X.Big Mistake turning his Bones into the Strongest Metal, Cause Now his Bone Claws are now made of Adamantium

SpiderZilla 04: So long story short, Wolverine got an adamantium transformation, He escaped and killed anyone that tried to stop him, He fought the Hulk before he was found by Professor Xavier and the X Men.

Terra: Now a Member of the X-Men, Wolvy has a Place he can call Home, and a Family He didn't Stab. Wolverine has many Claw Moves, from the "Beserker Barrage" to the "Drill Claw" and Finishers from the "Beserker Barrage X" to "Weapon X". He so Durable, he can survive Hits from the Hulk, Thor, and the Hulkbuster

SpiderZilla 04: If he also gets mad enough something snaps and he goes in the "Beserker Rage". Basically him going in Wild Animal Mode along with him not feeling pain. Now can anything stop him? Yes

Terra: His Healing Factor is connected to his Brain, so if his Head gets Chopped off, He's Dead. He can also Die by Drowning, and doesn't really Rely on Others. Also His Healing is Healing Factor is Weak to Carbonanium

SpiderZilla 04: Wolverine can beat Deadpool with ease, and he teamed up with the Hulk to take down the Villains of Weapon X

Terra: He's Immune to Diseases, can Resist Mind Control, and can Fight for Days without Tiring. He's Equal Hand-to-Hand Combat with Captain America, Skilled enough to Tag "Speed Demon", Wolverine Battled with Satan Himselfand was Blown up with nothing left but his Adamantium Skeleton.

SpiderZilla 04: And yet he got back up and beat the crap out of the guy who blew him up...If that doesn't show Epicness then I don't know what does. He can also, I'm Not kidding you, can sense animal emotions...Wolverine, The "Animal Whisperer".

Terra: It actually makes sense, cause if you ask Me, Wolverine is Half Human and Half Animal to Me.

Sabretooth: Tell me something Jimmy. Do you even know how to Kill me?

Wolverine: I'm gonna cut your God Beep head off. See if that works

Jason Voorhees
SpiderZilla 04: Camp Crystal Lake, I would say it's a good place for families to take their kids and have a happy time...Buuut I'm not cause there's a Psycho Zombie killer on the lose with a Hockey Mask and a Machete. Enter "Jason Voorhees."

Terra: Jason was a Camper of Crystal Lake, but Bullies threw Him into the Lake, Where He Drowned to Death. His Mother, Pamela Voorhees, who was filled with Rage, Killed any Naughty Teenager on the Camp. But that may not be the best Life Choice, Cause She got Decapitated in the End

SpiderZilla 04: Yet for the people that killed her, Or anyone in general, They were going to pay, because Jason came back, and did what he is known for...Killing a lot of People.

Terra: He originally a Sack over his Face, but then He found himself a Hockey Mask. His Favorite Weapon is the Machete, but that's not the only Weapon He's skilled with, He's pretty much good with any Weapon: the Classic Knife, the Decapitating Axe, the Stabbing Pitchfork. He can even use Long Ranged Weapons, like a Harpoon Gun, and even a Bow and Arrow. He can also set up Bear Traps without the Victom noticing It

SpiderZilla 04: He's can also snap peoples necks with ease, lift up a sleeping back of people and slam them to the ground, and heck he beat Freddy Krueger without breaking a sweat.

Terra: Jason is So Strong, He Swing a Person to the Ground so Hard, A Limb will break off: 1 Swing, One Arm, Second Swing, Other Arm, Third Swing, Head. He can Punch a Head clean off the Body, can Fold a Bed in Half with a Guy on it. He can resist any Stabs or Shots he gets Hit with. The Machete is strong to Stab through a Tree, Slice a Person in Half, and if you wanna go FT13th Logic, It's never been Broken.

SpiderZilla 04: He is also the One with the Highest Killing streak of any horror Icon with a total of 158 victims. Also he can't die, Literally Nothing works. Gun shots, Stabbing him, gutting him etc. None of it works.

Terra: He also has Two Powers, Remember when Freddy Cut off his Fingers, and Stabbed him the Eyes? well when Jason fell in the Water, You can see his Eyes, and he was holding Freddys Head with the Hand that was Cut, So Jason has Regeneration. Second Power, whenever a Victom "Turns", Jason will always be "Right There" So Jason has the Power of Teleportation

SpiderZilla 04: Holy Crap does this Murderer have any weaknesses? Yes, but it's not a lot which isn't surprising. First he's afraid of the water.

Terra: He's Very Slow, and He can get Disarmed. but That won't stop Him, He'll use his surroundings to kill his Victom if he has to, He got some Kills Near or In the Water, and Survived a Dream Beating from Freddy Krueger. Also, Remember Uber Jason?

SpiderZilla 04: Everything that The Normal Jason can do, Uber Jason can do even better. Uber Jason can punch through steel or metal walls, survive an explosion, see through simulations, and survive in space...Are we sure that Uber Jason isn't a terminator?

Terra: User Jason would make a Great Terminator. Jason Voorhees is a Psycho Killer that No One can escape from, even if you think you Escaped, you'll end up Losing you Head.

Jason: *looks through Trash and finds a Hockey Mask* ...? *Picks it up and looks at it* ... *Puts the Mask On, Walks in front of a Mirror, and checks out the New Style* ... *Walks Away*

Fight
Professor Xavier: (to Me my X-Men)

The X-Men come to Professor Xavier except for Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Cyclops: What is the problem Professor?

Professor Xavier: Beast, Explain

Beast: A Science Lab is being under Attack, the Scientists there are being Slaughtered by a Man wearing a Hockey Mask

Cyclops: A man with a Hockey Mask?

Ice Man: A man with a Hockey Mask? Couldn't the Police take care of this?

Kitty Pryde: Hey where is Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead?

Professor Xavier: Those Two are in the Middle of a Mission Themselves

Beast: The Police did arrive, but when they entered the Building, They never came out

Ice Man: Oh.

Kitty Pryde: (I don't see why Professor is even bothering with Deadpool. I'll ask about it later)

Cyclops: So do you want the us to take this guy down?

Professor Xavier: Yes, This Man is a Huge Threat, and must be Stopped

Wolverine: Hang on Bub, I'm doing this mission alone.

Cyclops: Logan you can't just charge in.

Wolverine: Oh really? Says the guy who is horrible at leading a team

Cyclops: Listen and listen good, We're going to work together and I'm not just saying that as a member of the X-Men, but as the "Leader" of the X-Men.

Professor Xavier: Wolverine, sometimes Tasks must be Done as a Team

Wolverine: Hmph *Leaves*

Cyclops: This is off to a "Great" start.

Ice Man: Wait just a question, do we have a name for this Hockey Mask killer?

Beast: I read things about This Man, They call Him "Jason Voorhees"

Ice Man: !!! Ja-Ja-Jason Vo-Vo-Voorhees?

Cyclops: Is there a problem Bobby?

Ice Man: Uh YEAH! JASON HAS KILLED OVER 158 PEOPLE AND HE CAN'T DIE!

(Meanwhile at the Labratory)

Jason: *Slices another Scientists, leaving One Left* Cha(chacha) Ha(haha)

Scientist: W-W-What do You want from Us

Jason: *Picks him Up and points Machete at a Row of Canisters*

Scientist: ...You want one of Those?

Jason: *Nods*

Scientist: I'll get you whatever one You want

Jason: *Throws Scientist at a Computer*

Scientist: Ok, Ok, I'll search for the one You want

Jason: ...

(Back with the X-Men)

Beast: Where's Logan running off to anyway?

Wolverine: (I maybe apart of this team, but I am not staying a team player. I work better alone) *Gets in his car and drives to the laboratory to stop Jason on his own*

(back at the Lab)

Scientist: *Finds the Canister that turns People into Metal*

Jason: *Points at the Screen*

Scientist: ...That's the one you want?

Jason: *Nods*

Scientist: Ok, it's in Room 3, First One to your Left

Jason: *stares at the Scientist*

Scientist: ...What?

Jason: *Stabs the Scientist, no longer needing Him*

(Outside of the Lab)

Wolverine: *Stops the car and sees all the dead bodies* My god, This is just like what I did...When I got out of Weapon X. *Sniffs the air and heads inside of the building*

Jason: *makes his way to Room 3, but sees Wolverine* ...

Wolverine: *Sees Jason* Nice Mess. So you're the one everyone has been making a big deal about? What is it you want bub?

Jason: ...

Wolverine: Doesn't matter what you want, Things are going to get bad for you. *Claws come out* Let's see what you got Bub.

Jason: *Pulls out Machete*

* FIGHT*

Wolverine: *Charges for Jason and starts stabbing him left and right*

Jason: *doesn't Flinch and Punches his Face*

Wolverine: AGH! *Falls to the ground, but jumps back up* You hit like a girl. *Then both begin a machete and claw fight* GRAUGH *Stabs Jason in the Chest*

Jason: *Pulls out a Knife and Stabs his Neck*

Wolverine: *Kicks Jason back and heals* Ok Bub Let's try that again. *Charges for Jason and tackles him to the ground and starts slicing him up*

Jason: *Pushes him off and gets back up*

Wolverine: DRILL CLAW *Jumps in the air and drills his claws into Jason*

Jason: *Stands there like it was Nothing, Staring at Wolverine* ...

Wolverine: GRRAUGH! BESERKER BARRAGE *Charges and slices Jason many times* TORNADO CLAW *Slices Jason in an uppercut*

Jason: *Falls on the Ground* ... *Quickly gets back Up and Starts Slicing Wolverine*

Wolverine: GRRR *Kicks Jason off* FATAL CLAW *A cross of energy damages Jason*

Jason: *gets knocked back, but switches his Machete for his Axe*

Wolverine: Getting rid of the Machete? You sucked with it anyway *Charges for Jason* BESERKER BARRAGE X *Starts slicing Jason*

Jason: *Ignores the Slashes and Swings Axe at Wolverine*

Wolverine: GAH *Gets hit but kicks Jason back* GRRR BESERKER CHARGE! *Summons the violet aura and increases his attacks on Jason*

Jason: *Swings Axe at Wolverines Leg Multiple Times*

Wolverine: GAH! *Falls to his knees* GRR *Starts stabbing Jason in his legs as well*

Jason: *Ignores it and Swings Axe at Wolverines Shoulder*

Wolverine: GAUGH! *Tries ripping out the Axe* What is this Axe made of?! VIBRANIUM!? *Still trying to get it out*

Jason: *Pulls out Pitchfork and Stabs Him down*

Wolverine: GAUGH! *Starts growling like crazy* You've done it now *Rips out the Pitchfork and axe thus Unlocking Beserker Rage*

Jason: ... *Tries to Stab Him*

Wolverine: GRAUGHHH *Ignores the pain and rips the Pitchfork out of Jason's hands and starts stabbing him over and over, also cutting off Jason's hand*

Jason: *Looks at his Arm* ... *Disappears*

Wolverine: !!! *Starts looking around, gets in a defensive position, all while sniffing the air and growling*

Jason: *Appears behind Wolverine, but sets something in front him*

Wolverine: *Turns around* !!! *Charges for Jason, but Gets caught in the Beartrap and yells in pain*

Jason: ... *Walks Away, looking for the Room*

Wolverine: Grrrr *Tries to get out of the beartrap by stabbing it*

Jason: *Finds the Room, and finds the Right Canister*

Wolverine: *Gets free and starts to heal* Grrrrr *Starts running in the direction Jason went*

Jason: *Grabs the Canister, Walks out of the Room, and sees Wolverine* ...

Wolverine: *Walks toward Jason* Grrrr

Jason: *Slams Canister to the Ground, Breaking It, Releasing the stuff*

Wolverine: *Stops and gets in a fighting position* Oh just great

Jason: *Throws Hand to the Ground, absorbing the Stuff*

Wolverine: *Cracks knuckles and neck, getting ready to rumble*

Jason: *Gets covered in Metal, turning into Uber Jason* ... *Pulls out Harpoon Gun*

Wolverine: And I thought Iron Man was overrated. *Charges for Uber Jason*

Uber Jason: *Shoots Harpoon at Wolverine*

Wolverine: GAUGH! GRRR *Ignores the pain and pulls out the harpoon*

Uber Jason: *Pulls out Bow and Arrow and Shoots Arrow at Wolverines Face*

Wolverine: GAU- *Falls to the ground*

Uber Jason: *Walks toward the Body and pulls out Machete* ...

Wolverine: *Plays dead, waiting for the right moment*

Uber Jason: *Ready to Stab Wolverine*

Wolverine: *Kicks the Machete out of Uber Jason's hand and rips the arrow out of his face*

Uber Jason: ... *Pounds Him Down*

Wolverine: GAH! *Pushes Jason back and gets up*

Jason: *Picks up Machete*

Wolverine: Alright Bub, Let's go. GRRAAUUUGGGHHH *Charges for Uber Jason*

Uber Jason: *Swings Machete

Wolverine: *Swings claws and the two start a claw and machete battle*

Uber Jason: *Quickly starts Stabbing Wolverine*

Wolverine: *Ignores the pain and drop kicks Jason*

Uber Jason: *Gets back up and Throws Machete at Him*

Wolverine: *Gets stabbed, but it's not enough to keep him down* GRAUGH! *Charges for Uber Jason*

Uber Jason: *Punches Him down, then Grabs his Leg and starts Breaking It*

Wolverine: GAH! *Slices Uber Jason's mask causing it to leave scratch marks*

Uber Jason: *Stabs Wolverine with the Machete, then Grabs His Neck and holds him in the Air﻿*

Wolverine: ACK! *Tries to get free but can't*

Uber Jason: *Starts Choking Him so Hard, His Neck starts to Break*

Wolverine: ACK ACK ACK! *Stabs through both sides of Uber Jason's neck since those don't have a lot of metal on*

Uber Jason: *Ignores the Stabs as the Neck Breaks, then starts pulling the Head Off*

Wolverine: *Starts cutting the neck in different directions*

Uber Jason: *Tears off Wolverines Head, then pulls out the Claws in his Neck* ...Cha(chacha) Ha(haha)

* K.O.*

Conclusion
Terra: ...Oh My God... What a Bloodbath

SpiderZilla 04: ...I think I'm gonna be sick Starts turning green I'll be back...Possibly Starts running to a bathroom

Terra: Ok, Time to Explain. While Wolverine may take the Speed, and may have Sharper Claws. And the Two both have Equal Defense. but Jason has a Large Arsenal to keep him Overwhelmed. Also, Jason Can't Die, But Wolverine Can.

SpiderZilla 04: Walks back Ugh. Gags Exactly, Plus to be fair Freddy Krueger's weapon is similar to Wolverine's in a way being how they both have claws. Like Krueger's, Wolverines kinda didn't have any effect on Jason.

Terra: Normal Jason can Effortlessly Rip Off Human Body Parts, but Uber Jason can easily punch through Metal Walls, So of course He would be strong enough at least Break Adamantium, so when the Neck Breaks, the Head is Free to Tear Off. Overall, Never bring Claws to a Jason Voorhees Fight

SpiderZilla 04: The winner of this Death Battle is Jason Voorhees.

Terra: Again

Next Time
Terra: Next Time On Death Battle. Tyrannosaurus Rex, the King of Dinosaurs... BULL CRAP

Spinosaurus: *Roars*

Indominus Rex: *Roars*

* SPINOSAURUS VS INDOMINUS REX*