User blog:5555thExplosionMage/Pepsiman VS Japanese Ronald McDonald

Grimi: PEPSIMAAAAAAN!

Mayumi: Ran ran ruuuuu!

Grimi: The McDonalds commercials weren't that good.

Mayumi: The Pepsiman game was horrible.

Grimi: You wanna go!?

Mayumi: HECK YEAH! She's Grimi and IIIIIII'm Mayumi!

Grimi: And it's our job to analyse these fighters' weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle.

Contents
[hide]#Pepsiman
 * 1) Ronald
 * 2) Pre Fight
 * 3) Fight!
 * 4) Why?

Pepsiman Edit
(Cue PEPSIMAN!)

Grimi: PEPSIMAAAAAAAN!

Mayumi: Pepsiman was a hero to many who needed a cool beverage. But who was Pepsiman before he became Pepsiman? Nobody knows but what we do know is that he's the greatest hero ever.

Grimi: Pepsiman has amazing speed, seems to be made of Pesicans, and all of the muscles. He is able to outrun trucks and giant rolling pepsi cans.

Mayumi: Pepsiman is silent, very enthusiastic, and a master at hand-to-hand combat. However he is very clumsy and accident prone.

Grimi: However one year after giving people Pepsi, Pepsiman mysteriously disappeared. But little did we know he was preparing to be in a fighting game called Fighting Vipers.

Mayumi: Pepsiman has amazing kicking power able to kick someone from one end of the ring into the middle of the wall on the other side. His main method of attacking however is using his fists.

Grimi: Pepsiman has knowledge in counter attacking, being able to grab someone's fist and redirect them into a wall. Pepsiman is also capable of roundhouse kicking.

Mayumi: One things for certain I don't wan to make him angry.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">PEPSIMAN!

Ronald Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue Remix)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: If by any chance you go to McDonalds you must have seen Ronald.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: But we're focusing on the one Ron from Japan. So his commercials and games from Japan will be our source for his abilities.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Ronald has a strong throwing arm and is very accurate. However he is extremely stupid, even though he enjoys reading books during his spare time.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: Ronald often gets distracted by his own reflection and usually strikes poses in front of it. He seems to do this as exercise suggesting that he actually has muscles under his clown suit.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Clowns...

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: Awwwwww are you afraid of them?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! Anyway, Ron easily follows and notices patterns and is capable of copying those patterns.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: Ronald has a great kicking ability and his shoes are about four hamburgers long as he claims. Ronald is well capable of taking the people around him and forming an army using them.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Wait... is Ron... Hitler?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: You go make that conspiracy sometime later. When Ronald is happy he says "Ran Ran Ruu" and strikes three poses.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Ronald can fly in the air using balloons and he blows opponents up using apple bombs. With this armada Ronald has killed Little Red Riding Hood, a mechanical dragon, and a bone dragon. How does one do this? We have no idea.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Ronald: Ran Ran Ruu!

Pre Fight Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLE!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">SHOOM

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">It was a hot summer day in Twoson. A child was walking around and he was thirsty for a nice cool beverage. Suddenly Pepsiman came running! Pepsiman ran toward the child and gave him a nice drink of Pepsi. The child thanked Pepsiman but said he was going to McDonalds for his drink and he gave the Pepsi back to Pepsiman. Enraged Pepsiman ran over to McDonalds.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">At McDonalds Ronald was of course welcoming kids into McDonalds then suddenly Pepsiman ran in and threw Ronald outside. Ronald stood up and stared at Pepsiman. ==Fight! Edit== <p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue Soundtrack 1)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Ronald threw an apple bomb at Pepsiman who well... tripped over it. When Pepsiman stood up Ronald began to bring forth an onslaught of punches and kicks at Pepsiman. Pepsiman eventually grabbed one of Ronald's fists and threw him back smashing Ronald into a building. Pepsiman came running up and kicked Ronald in the gut. Ronald let out a yelp.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Pepsiman grabbed Ronald and threw him backward and began to run up to him. Aaaaaaaaand tripped on a traffic cone. Ronald got up and threw an apple bomb at Pepsiman once more.The bomb exploded by Pepsiman sending him flying and smashing into the wall he smashed Ronald into earlier. Ronald flew into the air using his balloons and dropped apple bombs around Pepsiman.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue RMInsanity)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Pepsiman stood up and ran out of the range of the apple bomb explosion. However he trips once again on a pebble this time. Ronald looks down at Pepsiman and sees his own reflection. Ronald landed down in front of Pepsiman and began to strike poses. Pepsiman got up and began to strangle Ronald. Choking Ronald began to use his balloons to fly up in the air causing Pepsiman to lose his grip and fall to the ground.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Ronald began to keep dropping apple bombs to the ground around Pepsiman. Pepsiman stood up to see all of the apple bombs around him.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">BOOM!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">K.O.!

Why? Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: And it looks like I'm resorting to Coke now.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: Pepsiman had the ability to put up a good fight but he was basically outclassed.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Pepsiman is way too clumsy in order to avoid most of Ronald's apple bombs. Pepsiman also has like no arial combat experience and would have no idea how to get Ronald from up there.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: The fight was technically over as soon as Ronald got in the air.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mayumi: Mhmm I would like an Unhappy Meal for Pepsiman.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Grimi: The winner is Ronald.