User blog:Hipper/Mario vs Wario Rap Battle

I was bored so I made this. You might die of cringe.

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HIPPER

MARIO

VS

WARIO

BEGIN

Mario
It's a me, Mario, and I'm about to show

This yellow wearing bastard why I'm the face of Nintendo.

Just like your appearance, your games make me sick.

Quit trying to act cool by acting like a dick.

The last thing you'll see is my red and blue overalls.

So here Wario, suck my fireballs!

Wario
Wah, do you think I even give a shit?

No one cares anymore about you constantly saving that pink bitch.

Don't think you can best me by eating tons of 'Shrooms.

Because while your popularity's shrinking, mine's getting huge!

If you try to face me, then prepare to lose a life.

Because not even Nintendo can protect you from my might.

Mario
You think I'm scared of you? Now that's a laugh.

I'd rather eat a Poison Mushroom then smell another whiff of your gas.

You'll never become close to stealing my popularity at all.

It still surprises me how you even made the cut for Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Wario
You should get a power up that'll write you better rhymes.

Your game career is over, after this, it'll be Wario Time.

Stop bitching already, I don't even care what you say to me.

Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go hit on Peach.

Conclusion
WHO WON THIS RAP BATTLE?