User blog:5555thExplosionMage/How2Gud: Using Undertale in Death Battle (Bonus Frisk vs Jago)

Welcome to How2Gud a blog series by the Mage to teach you how to do things good. Today the Mage will be teaching you how to use Undertale characters in Death Battle. LES GO!

Before we get started writing the match there are a few things to take note of.

1. Undertale always loses to Touhou.

If you for whatever reason make Undertale beat Touhou you are wrong. Like a thousand times wrong! Touhou is Undertale's senpai Undertale has to reach for Touhou but never make it. Nothing but Touhou can reach perfection.

2. Spaghetti

I don't care how and when. Always include spaghetti in a Death Battle involving Undertale. We all like spaghetti and it doesn't get annoying when you see it over and over.

3. You can bone the brothers, adjust the robot, and pollinate the flower.

What else do I have to say?

4. Sans wants to f*** you.

The fanbase says so, so why the hell not?

5. Sans is omnipresent

He is everywhere and nowhere. So he can dodge everything!

6. Frisk solos your verse.

7. Chara is multiversal.

Why? Because he destroyed one timeline, ONE! That is definetly more than one!

Now that we have all of that out of the way we must begin writing. Today I will be using Frisk in a match-up as an example. First lets list off what Frisk can do. Alright so the one I believe Frisk should fight is Jago due to them both being humans that can talk. Now remember, don't research the opponent that is very important. Also, always give Undertale outside help. Now to write both character's research down and we'll write the fight, Remember to not show any detail and write it in script form. Also make it really short due to people having a short attention span!
 * Talk to things
 * is a person
 * child
 * omnipotent in def

Frisk Jago FIGHT
 * Omnipotent child
 * Guy who can hit things

Jago runs up and punches Frisk.

Frisk talks to Jago

They become friends

Sans murders Jago since he tried to murder Frisk

KO

Now make sure the reasoning is very vague or just don't leave reasoning at all. And if anyone says your wrong, start a flame war! That always works out! And if mods take down your fight just tell them, "Since when were you the one in control?" AND THEN LAUGH MANIACALLY AND KILL THEM!

This has been a How2Gud tutorial brought to you by the Mage. Tune in next time when the Mage explains how to use Overwatch in Death Battles.