User blog:Tierhalibelbrylle/Tier's Joke Battle: Jade Eternal vs The Animatronics

I'm bored. Really hated FNAF. Made this. Enjoy.



Interlude
'''Boomstick: So I went to this Death Battle fan wiki. Apparently, some idiots think the animatronics can fight? Well, let's put Jade against them, shall we?'''

Wiz: Sure. Let's start immediately.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to prove some idiots wrong!!!!!!

DEATH BATTLE!
Jade just entered Freddy Fazbear's Pizza version 4.0 and sits in the middle of the dining hall. The animatronics come to life and see her.

FIGHT!

Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Golden Freddy, Toy Animatronics, Balloon Boy, Mangle, Puppet and Springtrap all lunge at Jade. Jade just sits there.

The whole building explodes. Jade comes out unharmed while the animatronics are all destroyed.

''Jade: Motherfuckers. Go fuck your stupid souls in hell.''

K.O.

Results
'''Boomstick: YES! SO MUCH YES!'''

Wiz: Though the animatronics outnumber Jade...she's simply too powerful and awesome for those stupid robots to handle.

'''Boomstick: The animatronics were fucked up! No puns! Just deal with Jade's awesomeness!'''

Wiz: The winner is Jade Eternal and Tier.