User blog:Ahomeschoolingroudon/Ahomeschoolingroudon's Season 3 Lookback

Yo..it’s, really been a long time since I’ve done one of these huh? Well, back in the day I was mostly stuck with the seasons that were meh but. That’s beside the point, this season. This season is where, I Got Gud let’s just say.

Dark Pit: Do I never get a greeting around here anymore?

Ah yes, joining us we’ll be having Kyoko’s Love Interest like always.

Dark Pit: ..that wasn’t what I had in mind.

Too bad. But, like before this is where I reflect on these fights. Give it some extra thought-

Dark Pit: Talk about how I only had TWO cameos. ‘I’ deserve better than that

Um, yeah. But this Season has introduced the likes of Eugene Sims, SHODAN, Goemon, Volcana, Rinku, Nobunagun and of course the perverted Ein. And we’ve had plenty of highlights including an off-season rematch of Hellboy VS Etrigan, but. We shall get to them.. ..right now.

Scott Pilgrim VS Eugene Sims


Kicking off the list, we had the loser with the Power of Love against The Teen Angel. And with the fights here, this was one of the tougher battles to decide a victor on. I was rooting for Scotty all the way, but after going into more inspection. Eugene just had the advantage

Dark Pit: ..looking at this guy, I don’t understand how he’s an angel.

I can see why, but while this is one of my more unpopular fights and some of the music being a bit unfitting. I think it did a good enough job to kickstart the season

Dark Pit: If only I managed to cameo about the whole ‘angel’ thing. Give it a piece of my mind.

Shovel Knight VS Terraria Guy

Next up on the list, was the Shovel Wielding Knight against the Warrior of Terraria.

Dark Pit: ...

What?

Dark Pit: This Terraria Guy..I just don’t like him..

‘Kay then. Anywho, this was quite the fight to write. Especially because of the variety shown in their arsenal, seriously. Terraria Guy has so many weapons it’s not even funny, I didn’t even list like, half of them. But, I was still rooting for TG. And I’m glad that my preferred character won

Dark Pit: *Grumbling*

Ahem, all I know is that I’m very glad I didn’t wait until the 1.3 Update for Terraria Guy. If I did, TG would stomp Shovel Knight brutally.

Dark Pit: Shame.

..what do you even have against TG anyway?

Dark Pit: ...nothiing...

Spike VS Billy Hatcher

Well..this is another one I’m not particularly proud of. In fact I probably shouldn’t have done it at all but, what can you do. Spike VS Billy, these two can. Barely fight on their own, but.

Dark Pit: But Spike stomped Billy badly in every sense of the word, there.

..yeah. Topped off with some, pretty bad analysis’ and a bad fight compared to the other fights of the season. This is the worst of the season I’ll say. That’s, really all I have to say.

Jill Valentine VS Sonya Blade


Thankfully I bounced right back with this one tho, Jill VS Sonya.

Dark Pit: Be proud you didn’t do this earlier.

Yeah, I was planning on doing this way back in Season 1. But I think I did this a million times better than I would’ve done there, and. As you can see this was my first journey into Cinematic Fights. Needless to say I really enjoyed them, and kept using it since then.

Dark Pit: So, I hear that Jill’s one of your waifus huh?

Yeah. As such I was rooting for her, but sadly Sonya won in a close shave. Sonya’s still a good character, but Jill’s just my preferred character IMO. But I do take some of the blame for giving Sonya some non-canon feats >.<

SHODAN VS GLaDOS

Hoo boy, this was one of the toughest fights to write so far. Mainly because, really it wasn’t a fight at all.

Dark Pit: ..SHODAN, you can’t have my soul. Get the hell out.

Yeah, needless to say SHODAN is rather disturbing. But that wasn’t what gave her the win.

Dark Pit: How the hell does a AI have a gender?

It’s a female AI, duh. Besides that SHODAN’s shield combined with her intelligence is what gave her the win. And of course using Aperture Science against GLaDOS

Dark Pit: Because using a potato as a weapon ‘totally’ helps.

Well, it did. A lot. But, yeah. There wasn’t anything too special about this one, but it was decent I suppose.

Ein VS Stocking


StockEin. StockEin. StockE-

Dark Pit: Wait. Stocking is weak to bondage, is..is this real!?

St-oh. Yeah, it is. Lost focus on the topic, anyway. Ein VS Stocking was another fight that, while wasn’t particularly special. Was still decent, and it introduced the wiki to Ein and all of his perverted nature.

Dark Pit: *Cough* Chatzy.

Yeah, but sadly in this fight Ein’s perverted nature couldn’t last for long. Even though I was rooting for him, Stocking had him outclassed.

Dark Pit: And then Ein combined perverted nature with bondage. Good luck figuring that one out.

Wait y-oh. Well, that’d be..one way to end off a fight..heheh.

Nobunagun VS BRS


When you think about the fact that you did this to a innocent high-school girl, you start to feel really terrible about yourself.

Dark Pit: Just get it over with, no need to be unbearably emotional.

Fine, fine. Nobunagun VS BRS, Nobu didn’t really have much of a chance to be completely honest.

Dark Pit: No shit sherlock.

Yeah, IBRS was just overkill. As Nobu’s only weapon turned completely useless, and she just didn’t have any other options. RIP in Pieces

Danny Phantom VS Kim Possible


Now for the first fight in one of my seasons where I collabed with another user, Danny Phantom VS Kim Possible. Which btw I highly recommend checking out his work, you can see one of his DBs here.

Dark Pit: This was just another uphill battle, for Kim Possible. Hands down

Well, actually Kim could’ve pulled out a win if she could finish of Danny Fenton before he transformed. But, Fenton just had enough to fend her off so he could transform.

Dark Pit: And then Kim would be screwed yeah?

Hate to admit it but, yeah sadly. While Kim is certainly skilled for a peak human character, she just didn’t have what it took. But she does have the better theme song IMO, and collabing with Bon was swell.

Rinku VS Goemon


...

Dark Pit: You, look like you-

GOEMOOOOOO-

Dark Pit: Ugh..Rinku VS Goemon, Rinku won because he’s superior I guess.

*Deep breath in* okay..I’m good..I’m good. But, sadly Rinku won. I was pretty aware of this ever since I kept digging deeper into YYH.

Dark Pit: I still don’t understand the Yo-Yos. They’re weaponized yo-yos. But, they’re still Yo-Yos. Use a bow or something

Spiked Yo-Yo. Nuff said..

..now if only Goemon will win against somebody else out there.

Captain Planet VS Amaterasu


Now, back to less depressing manners. OPatsu’s here, and I’ll just say that holy shit you shouldn’t undermine Ammy.

Dark Pit: Because she spun a galaxy apparently, however that works.

I can’t math but, you could potentially pull it off if you’re OP or something like that IDK.

Dark Pit: But, yeah. Captain Planet just didn’t have what it took to take out the galaxy-spinning wolf..okay saying that sounds ridiculous.

Oh, and speaking of this battle. I bet you appreciated the Darkyok-

Dark Pit: Should’ve seen that coming..

Yes, now go and da-

Dark Pit: No.