Shrek vs specimen 8

This is a what if death battle

Description
Shrek and donkey are partners and such, but there is a deer entity that can talk named Specimen 8.

Specimen 8, spooky's house of jumpscares

Interlude
Wiz: Specimen 8 Is scary.

Boomstick: But shrek is scarier!

Wiz: God dam-

Boomstick: SHREK IS SCARY.

Wiz: Ok Ok fine, shrek is terrifying.

Wiz: Anyway, Specimen 8 is a deer lord of some sorts.

Boomstick: And shrek is an ogre that has a donkey companion

Shrek
Boomstick: Onions have layers, ogres have layers, this has layers of death.

Wiz: Shrek is an ogre that lives in a swamp with donkey.

Boomstick: He is now dank meme because of the group named "Brogres"

Wiz: Yet, he has quite a few feats.

* needs editors*

Specimen 8
Wiz: Terrifying, White eyes.

Boomstick: Pimp, black robe.

Wiz: And those horns that can skewer you.

Boomstick: This thing scares me.

Wiz: Specimen 8 can absorb things, and he says things such as "JOIN US" "SUBMIT"

Boomstick: THAT THING WANTS YOU TO JOIN IT'S ROBE OF DEATH?!- Unless it has hot babes and beer, then I'd join alright.

Wiz: He says "You slain my children" To people since they hunt the deer.

Boomstick: Poor thing, he'll get his revenge soon.

Fight
Shrek is walking through a forest with donkey

"Shrek, do you like waffles?"

"No donkey! I do NOT want. Any. WAFFLES!"

"Okay *donkey wimpers and hides behind rock*"

"Help shrek!"

Donkey is pulled by specimen 8

"he does not harm my deer children"

Specimen 8 floats to shrek

"You harm my children, human!"

"I'm not a human, I"m an OGRE!"

Fight

Shrek Punches specimen 8 to damage him

Specimen 8 dodges and hallucinates shrek

"Aghh!"

Shrek is on the ground, about to be absorbed by specimen 8

Suddenly, donkey kicks specimen 8 to a tree, fazed.

"C'mon shrek, you can do it!"

Shrek lands a finishing blow to specimen 8's head, smashing it.

K.O

Donkey is seen walking on top of specimen 8.

Boomstick: Darn, that deer got Donkey kicked hard.

Wiz: Donkey sticks up for shrek normally, So he helped shrek take down the specimen.

Wiz: If donkey wasn't there, shrek would be absorbed into specimen 8's robe.

Boomstick: It seems that deer man got ASS kicked.