User blog:Christianthepupbot/Christian's SWAP BATTLE

what happens if you flip DB on it's head, let's find out

Bayonetta vs Dante
Bayonetta is walking down a Church. at the end is an action figure of Dante. a man wearing a pope costume appears behind her.

???: I see theres a lost soul in front of me

Bayonetta turns around

Bayonetta: hmmmm? haha. lost? not exactly. i'm looking for a place called "Devil May Cry" care to join me? it might be fun if you do

???: I see, but if you're looking for Devil May Cry, that would make you a demon

the man tries to shoot Bayonetta, but misses. the man takes off the suit to revival it's none other then Dante.

Dante: or an Angle!

FIGHT!

The Girl
boomstick: she was likely a big bull-s to poor Sol by The Girl

wiz: what girl?

boomstick: The Girl

wiz: i only see Sol Goodguy

boomstick: no no, it's The Girl

wiz: it's only you and me here boom

boomstick: lesion, the hero is The Girl

wiz: Sol Goodguy is the villain and the hero?

boomstick: no no, he's another character! just-just pretend Sol Goodguy isn't there

wiz: are you saying HE'S UNSEEABLE!?

boomstick: when this human was born into the earth, her parents looked at this child and decided to name her, The Girl

wiz: WHO WERE THEY LOOKING AT BOOM?

boomstick: HER NAME IS T-H-E-SPACE-G-I-R-L!

wiz: WELL B-U-L-L-SPACE-S-H-I-T I AM LEAVING!!!

Superman's death
Goku: alright, are we done here? I would prefer I don't need to find the Dragon Balls a second time

Superman: no, this isn't over

Superman's eye light up red as heat vision beam. it is so massive but Goku is just walking through it

Superman: YOU WON'T WIN

Goku pokes Superman's eye and grabs him by the neck, Superman's neck lights blue

Goku: I apologize

a giant blue beam beheads Superman. the lifeless Kriptonian falls, then Goku picks up his corps

???: I be leave this is the part where i say "i was right"

Superman: but Bruce I don't I don't understand