Friendly Season Victory Team Battle

On a desolate landscape, torrents of light appear in the sky and plummet towards the Earth, delivering the champions to their final battleground.

The Rules
This is a team game where the winners of my 1st and 2nd seasons will fight alongside the other winners of their seasons against the opposing season. The groups will have no notion of their enemies but have had a brief time to learn about their allies and how to work together.

Whatever incarnation that was used for the match they won will be the incarnation they use here.

Due to several combatants having extremely weird notions of destiny- time manipulation of any kind is banned.

As Cloud has won twice in two different seasons- his season 2 slot will instead be filled by Squall from FF8. Squall is his replacement because there was a blog match between the two and so technically Squall belongs to no season whatsoever- hey- he's like a mercenary!

Season 1
Date Masamune (Sengoku Basara)

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

War (Darksiders)

Kite (.Hack)

Kirito (Sword Art Online)

Goku (Dragonball Z)

Season 2
Yu Narukami (Persona 4)

Soma Cruz (Castlevania)

Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Luke fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)

Lazlo En Kulders (Suikoden IV)

Ryner Lute (Legend of the Legendary Heroes)

Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII)

The Boss (Saints Row)

Description
Whiz: A battle between the victors- the war of the winners!

Boomstick: Just when they thought they were out- we're pulling them right back in!

Friendly: Since this is a lot more people than Whiz and Boom normally deal with- I figured I'd pop in to help out.

Boomstick: And we appreciate that friendly assistance.

Whiz: Just try to keep up okay?

Friendly: No worries, mostly I'll just prod you guys along when your banter is failing.

'''Boomstick: What?! Why you little-'''

Friendly: First up on the list, Season 1's first winner, Date Masamune from Sengoku Basara!

Date Masamune
"Are you ready guys? Put your guns on!"

Whiz: Date debuted in a battle against the pirate swordsman Zoro- coming out on top by virtue of superior energy reserves and higher destructive power.

Boomstick: Date's one crazy guy- he put exhaust pipes on his horse for crying out loud!

Friendly: Holding 3 swords in either hand is really hard- have you ever tried that?

Whiz: The One-Eyed Dragon-

Boomstick: Heyoooo- let me tell you about 'my' One-Eyed Dragon!

Whiz: The leader of the Date Clan is infamous for his choice of weaponry- 6 katana that are called the Claws of the Dragon!

Friendly: The swords are fairly durable, though with enough force they WILL eventually break.

Boomstick: And my god- what amounts of force they can take!

Whiz: Date has clashed with many powerful foes, each time powering through despite being grievously wounded and coming out on top. Defeating Nobunaga with the help of Sanada and then later defeating Hideyoshi by himself.

Friendly: For context, Nobunaga was capable of hitting Sanada and Date hard enough to knock them into orbit, and Hideyoshi punched out the Seto Inland Sea.

Whiz: The heroes in Sengoku Basara are so powerful that they're frequently knock soldiers flying- even when they're miles away from the battle. Calling them "destructive" is a tad underselling how they fight.

'''Boomstick: Also he can fly- why can he fly? Because he's f**king Date Masamune- that's why!'''

Whiz: Date has actually made a career out of dive-bombing his enemies from orbit- it's something he does fairly often.

Friendly: Date's no slouch on the battlefield- that's for sure.

'I'll gouge out your remaining eye!' "Go ahead and try- my eye will bare its fangs and bite you!"

Cloud Strife
"Time to go, Fenrir."

Whiz: Cloud's first battle in regards to our new friend was against Cress Albane, who Cloud managed to overcome after a tremendous (and only moderately paradox-inducing) battle.

Boomstick: Only because we let him have his materia.

Friendly: What was that Boomstick?

Boomstick: I mean- of course we let him have his materia- the stuff only lets him do everything!

Whiz: While everything may be overdoing it- there's no denying Cloud's materia allows him an assortment of abilities that make him an extremely versatile fighter.

Boomstick: Add that to his overly compensating swords plus enough strength to chop through massive pieces of steel and you've got one hell of a fighter- even if he does dress in drag...

Friendly: Cloud's speed is also not something to underestimate, he can move his body faster than a bullet can move- no wonder he can block bullets- even when he's got cancer he' still chopping them out of the air with no issue.

Whiz: Cloud has taken massive amounts of punishment, being impaled multiple times and still being able to get right back up and fight.

'''Boomstick: For a pretty boy he's not that bad of a fighter- even if he does dress in drag... '''

"I am your living legacy."

Maka Albarn
"A sound soul rests within a sound mind and a sound body."

Whiz: Maka and Soul managed to defeat the Fullmetal Alchemist via superior speed and a massive strength plus durability advantage.

'''Boomstick: The shortstop Edward just couldn't keep up. (Edward's rage can be heard off in the distance)'''

Whiz: With her deathscythe- Soul- Maka is capable of cutting cleanly through stone like butter when she activates her Soul Resonance.

Friendly: The Soul Resonance between a meister and weapon is similar to a guitar and an amp- allowing the lone power to be enhanced far beyond what it is capable of solo.

'''Boomstick: And how does a weapon gain power? By eating the souls of those it kills- that's some straight-up badass heavy metal shit there!'''

Whiz: After absorbing the soul of Arachne, Maka and Soul grew even stronger and gained new abilities.

Friendly: One of these new abilities is being able to target the soul-waves of enemies and produce two effects- either producing a counter "wavelength" to destroy their powers and bring the foe to a standstill.

Boomstick: It's a surefire way to kill any battle-boner an enemy may have going.

Whiz: Maka's Black Blood is nothing to laugh at-

Boomstick: You can still laugh at her rack though.

''Friendly: On behalf of Maka- FRIENDLY CHOP! (screen shakes briefly)''

Whiz: Maka's Black Blood makes her incredibly durable, able to laugh off bladed attacks from the likes of Chrona- and she can even regenerate massive holes punched through her chest by the Kishin.

'''Boomstick: Tiny... tiny chest... owwwww.'''

"Let's go- Soul Resonance!"

Sora
"My friends are my power!"

Whiz: With the power of superior hax, speed, and strength- Sora managed to overcome the perils of Darth Vader.

Boomstick: Who uses a key in combat?!

Friendly: Apparently Sora does- by the power of 'Disney magic' he has chopped straight through buildings and hurled massive monsters backwards with sheer strength with nothing but that tiny keyblade.

Whiz: The keyblade is a mystical weapon of immense power, granting the user superior strength, speed, and magic to that of other normal warriors.

Friendly: This mini-Cloud doesn't need anything for his magic though, he's capable of doing it entirely on his own, even when the keyblade is taken away from him!

Boomstick: In the future his weapon may be capable of changing form, but currently Sora is 'limited' to Limit Form.

Whiz: The Limit Form is a potent power-up, allowing Sora access to many of the attacks and powers he had access to in his previous adventure- like Sonic Raid or even a dodging move that creates a barrier.

'''Boomstick: It's not every day the writers make the character composite on their own. He's got his Dream powers from Kingdom Hearts DDD.'''

Friendly: And his KH2 powers and clothing, which then gives him access to his KH1 powers as well.

Whiz: One thing's for sure, you can't judge a book by its cover, Sora appears docile and somewhat comical- but when he grits his teeth and gets ready for battle- he's a force to be reckoned with.



War
Boomstick: War- one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

Friendly: He did manage to defeat Link in combat due to his ability to keep Link on defense and having his own equipment to respond to anything Link could bring out.

Whiz: War is a man of action, not words- after an unexpected betrayal he cut a bloody swath through every demon and angel in his path- gaining a variety of weapons and powers in the process.

'''Boomstick: Best things first- Boomstick's talking about the boomstick! War has a pistol scaled to his own colossal size- marking it as a powerful weapon of destruction and mayhem. He doesn't even have to reload the thing!'''

Whiz: Alongside this pistol he wield a blade big enough to make Cloud jealous, the Armageddon Blade.

''Friendly: In the words of dear departed Billy Mays- "BUT WAIT- THERE'S MORE!" not only does he have toys- he's got magic too!''

'''Boomstick: War can draw upon Chaos- an energy he gains from combat- to turn into his final form. He becomes a behemoth of power and fire that is immune to taking damage- god he looks cool like that!'''



Kite
''Friendly: These next two are going to be... a little weird.''

Whiz: You made us take quite a headache from trying to figure out Kite.

Boomstick: I oughta slap you for making us do these two.

Friendly: Hey- they were up for adoption and I wanted to help- I was new!

Whiz: For those wondering why Boomstick and Friendly are butting heads- Kite is an actual video game character. And by that I don't mean he comes FROM a game, I mean in canon he IS in a game.

Boomstick: And Friendly abuses that system!

''Friendly: Let's see you do better! It's canon!''

Whiz: Gentlemen, please, the character description? Bicker afterwords.

Boomstick: Eh it's fine, they'll get mad at Friendly anyways- not us.

''Friendly: What- hey! No scapegoating!''

Whiz: *Ahem* Kite managed to defeat the version of Kirito he fought due to a trump card for fighting any digital character, the Data Drain, capable of reducing any program to fragments and even putting the user behind it into a coma.

'''Boomstick: Aside from that he's kind of a one-trick guy, Twin-Blades are fast enough to dodge bullets and can perform long-hitting combos with their... twin... blades.'''

''Friendly: Yeah, there's a reason that fight was abandoned, Kite's hard. Haseo would've been much better- I'll be getting him a match later on.''

Whiz: That was a sad showing guys- do better for the next one- please?

'''Boomstick: But... the next one is...'''

Kirito
Boomstick: This stupid little *bleep*.

Whiz: In possibly Friendly's most controversial match- Kirito managed to defeat Link in combat.

Friendly: Not talking about that.

Boomstick: Kirito has gone far beyond his animated incarnations- being given new powers and equipment like its going out of style in the light novels.

Whiz: Boasting a pair of magical swords, Kirito has ascended above his previous levels of power. Each blade holds a unique and powerful ability- or so Friendly tells us.

''Friendly: Translating another language is hard, but I conferred with others trying and they got the same result. One sword will turn those it strikes into trees while the other freezes an entire battlefield of 300,000 soldiers solid in ice when activated.''

Boomstick: I'll give them credit, Kirito sucks, but his swords are pretty cool- COOL!

Whiz: Added onto that, Kirito in that particular battle was in a composite form- meaning he also has a pistol he can use plus the ability to fly and fill an area with smoke with his Spriggan powers.

Friendly: Also his Illusion magic- allowing him to become a fearsome monster that can pierce even plated armor with ease.

Boomstick: And I guess you're going to insist on the healthbar again?

Whiz: In his defense, the harder someone hits the faster the healthbar goes down, so it's more like incredible regen right up until his energy runs out.

''Friendly: In other words, exactly like Dante. Shame I haven't had a match with him yet- but hey Boomstick look- I know you guys like hearing about the next character!''

Boomstick: Who is it?

Goku
Boomstick: Whiz- I may have to kill him.

Whiz: Oh come on Boomstick, it's not like we're tired of hearing about Goku... okay yes, we're totally tired of hearing about Goku.

Friendly: At least you guys don't have to do more research, I used Goku before Super came out.

'''Boomstick: ... You've earned a small reprieve from my wrath.'''

Whiz: Well then we've got a rather standard summary ahead of us.

Season 2
So which season do you think can take the win? Season 1 Season 2