User blog:Christianthepupbot/Epic Rap Battles of History-Verse

The ERB-Verse has some very powerful characters. A lot of overlooked even though they're fucking op. Let's look at some:

ERB-Verse (Everyone):
+Has fucking dope rhymes

+Contains real and fictional characters

+Has dope fucking beats

+Has a lot of view power

Darth Vader
+Can freeze people easily

+Invented everything Hitler did

+Killed Hitler

+Could wear a mask.....under a mask

Abe Lincoln:
+Can ride an eagle everywhere

+Scales to Obama and Trump

+Scales to Chuck fucking Norris

+Is so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit

Chuck Norris:
+Is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

Stephen Hawking:
+Apples for dropping on heads from the shoulders of giants

+Knows 10 MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE THAT WE CAN OBSEVERVE

Dr. Suess:
+Can paint characters to rap for him

Hal 9000:
+Guides rockets

+Will beat your ass in Chess and Jeopardy

+Very cold core

+Is in all technology

+Smarter than a Mac and PC

Gandhi:
+Yoga fire

Thomas Edison:
+Can steal inventions

+Stopped Tesla from making power free

Nikola Tesla:
+Impectably dressed

+Can shoot lightning

+Has INFINITE Energy

+Invented The World....and hair curlers

Freddy Mercury:
+More powerful than you and he's wearing women's pants

Gordon Ramsay:
+His goddamn insults man

+Cooking skill

+Cooking fire

-Pissiest Bitch in the Kitchen

Julia Child:
+Queen of butter

+Has chicken destroying hammer

Shaka Zulu:
+Strengh of a lion

+Speed of a cheetah

+Goes HAMMA

Ivan the Terrible:
+Terrible

+Has great manipulation skills

Jack the Ripper:
+Stabs women

+Followed people way before the dawn of Twitter

+Terrorized London

+Is REAL

Walt Disney:
+Owns everything

+Took over the planet with three circles

+Can but a smile on your face and green in your pocket

+Is the human embodiment of DISNEY. Not Walt Disney, DISNEY

(Any feats or characters I missed? Tell me in the comments)