The Joker Vs Roman Torchwick

Description
''Batman Vs RWBY! Two Charismatic Crime-Lords with unconventional weaponry clash today! Can Roman put down the world's most dangerous clown, or will he die laughing?''

Interlude
'''Yang Xiao Long: Oh man, I'm excited for this one! Today we've got one of the biggest slime-balls ever going up against someone I know he's gonna regret fighting!'''

Guts: Crime is a way to make chaos, and get anything you want the easy way. And the freaks today symbolize this. The Joker, Batman's Psychotic Criminal Mind.

'''Yang Xiao Long: And Roman Torchwick, Vale's premium crime lord and associate of Cinder Fall. I'm Yang and he's Guts, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!'''

The Joker
Guts: Throughout Gotham City, there exists one man capable of striking fear into the hearts of any he comes across. Wearing a smile, decked out in dozens of weapons, this man kills with no remorse, all while laughing. His name is, The Joker.

'''Yang Xiao Long: and man, if this guy isn't the freakiest man in the world! No one knows where he came from! Not even Joker knows! Was he a Crime Boss? A Thief? A Down on His Luck guy? The Question is way out there.'''

Guts: Regardless, The Joker proved himself to be the most dangerous villain in the entire city. His mind alone can come up with strategies and plans to destroy thousands of people, and poison an entire team of individuals who can destroy planets.

'''Yang Xiao Long: And that's forgetting about his more destructive Weaponry! Joker's a huge fan of Pistols, Tommy Guns, and chattering teeth that chew you to pieces! Others include things like Knives, Crowbars, Baseball Bats, and his famous Joker Venom! '''

Guts: The Joker Venom acts as a ghost, sweeping over crowds of living indivudals and making them laugh to death by choking and suffocating.

'''Yang Xiao Long: And let's not forget about The Joker-Mobile! Designed to rival the Bat-Mobile, the Joker Mobile was built more for Transport rather than combat. Although there was a version of it in The Arkham Games, That wasn't exactly used for anything ever, and was merely a hallucinations. The one we're using is the Comic Version!'''

Guts: Armed with high speed, and Rear-Mounted machine guns, Joker has proven to be very deadly when using this vehicle as well.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Jeez, this guy's like, the best worst clown ever. He's also got Deadly Joy Buzzers, Throwing Cards that slice people to pieces, and tricks that include tossing fire hydrants! Also a fun fact, he's pretty good in Hand To Hand! Hell, he's even got a pain tolerance high enough to keep fighting after serious wounds.'''

Guts: Joker is a master of playing opponents right into his hands, and taking care of them in single moves. He's defeated Wonder Woman with a sleight of hand, nearly killed the entire Bat Clan and has even surpassed Superman thanks to simple tricks.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Really, don't mess with this guy. It's a...BAD idea, dude...just...don't do it. Even if he is just a human, with human weaknesses, and that his manipulation tactics require a bit of prep. Yeah, most of his biggest feats are thanks to prep time, like The Batman. Just saying!'''

Roman Torchwick
Guts: Throughout the country of Vale, there exists no criminal as notorious as Roman Torchwick.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Oh man, am I excited for this one! Roman is a master Dust Thief with a gang of criminals that could be lined up for miles! And hey, he's actually pretty dangerous.'''

Guts: With his charismatic nature and skills, Roman managed to become a member of Cinder Fall's gang of criminals, and turn the entire community of Human Hating White Fang into his allies with just a single speech of motivation.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Roman wields the Melodic Cugel, a Cane that can swith into a gun! It's actually pretty awesome. It can fend off Bladed Weapons and Shotguns, fire two different kinds of explosive rounds, be used as a grappling hook, fire repeated Dust Rounds, and can be used as an accurate rifle! Damn!'''

Guts: Red Dust decimates an opponent, forcing them backwards with whatever weight it may have, while Purple dust works like a bomb.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Roman practices Baritsu, a style specifically designed for his Cane. He's skilled enough to hold his own against Hunters in training like Blake and Sun, although he was defeated by both inevitably. '''

Guts: But that's not the only thing he has equipped. There's the Atlesian Paladin Mech Suit.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Oh yeah...this thing is a NIGHTMARE. With Rockets, Lasers, and the fact that it doesn't wanna just die, it nearly put down me and my entire team in a few moves. heck, it can punch people through entire stone pillars! That people was me.'''

Guts: He's accurate enough to hit fast moving targets like Ruby, and a small dust crystal, and thanks to Aura, he can tank blasts that would kill any normal human. Like blasts that destroy metal, slashes, a robot collapsing on him, and a point blank explosion.

'''Yang Xiao Long: Oh but he's got a ton of weaknesses. Like the tendency to underestimate opponents, be easily angered, and taunt opponents into rages. His Paladin CAN go down after several good and powerul hits, and his Aura is on a limit and needs to be recharged. Oh and he has a weakness to Grimm with an appetite.~ Heheheh.'''

Guts: Regardless, don't step into battle unprepared against this master thief.

DEATH BATTLE!!!
Gotham City

The Streets were ablaze with Police Sirens, Red and Blue Lights, and heavy amounts of Gunfire. Several city blocks were currently occupied, as the GCPD battled against a team of men armed with Military Grade weaponry, and different variations of Clown Masks. Each City Block was surrounding one of the larger buildings in Gotham, a generic bank. The Police were fighting to get into the building, while the Joker Gang was fighting to keep them out.

We flash up to a shot from inside the tower. An entire floor of Office Workers was rolling around on the floor, maniacally laughing as their faces contorted into a grin much too hideous to be real. The air was green, covered by a gas which more than likely the source for the Office Worker’s horrible demise. When their laughter died out, another man…no, Creature’s laugh began to fill the room. Followed by several other Clown-Mask wearing men, a man in a purple suit let out a hearty, malicious, and all around terrific evil laugh.

His skin was pale white, which accented his ruby red lips that surrounded his outrageously large smile.

“Well, wasn’t that just beautiful?” he finally asked, stepping up onto a table and completely surveying the room, spinning around dramatically to completely admire his work. And yes, what other psychotic person would do this… then The Joker. “Timmy-boy, did you see it? The Blankness of their eyes?” He said, calling out to one of his henchmen.

"U-Uh, yeah boss! It's real funny!" Tim called back, feeling himself on edge thanks to all the dead bodies.

Joker then laughed again, "Well if you see this, then you're not doing what I told you to do! Get that safe open, or your Grandpa in Philly is gonna get a little face removal!" The Clown called to Tim, shoving a dead body out of a chair and sitting on it, comedically spinning around while listening to the sounds of screaming and gunfire outside. It was music to his ears.

That is, until an explosion rang throughout the room, and several of Joker's men went flying. The Clown Prince of Crime whipped his head to look over at the boom, outrage visibly on his face.

"Who in the name of-?!" Joker said, stepping up onto his feet, and holding the pistol at it his side. Somehow he knew that this wasn't The Batman he was fascinated with. It wasn't his style.

"Hello, Hello, Hello! Now, who thought they could rob my bank?" a man said, strolling into the room cockily, followed by an entourage of Well-Dressed men in black suits and red sunglasses.

Joker let the smile return to his face.

"YOUR bank? I think you might be mistaken, Bowler Hat Man. I was here first, so I have dibs." Joker said, devolving into a spot of laughter.

Roman Torchwick twirled his cane around, smirking at the Jester of Genocide.

"Ah, but only the more deserving one should take the prize right? Someone who isn't a literal clown with a team of thugs in a mask."

At the insult, Joker's men growled and opened fire on Roman. Quickly, the Torchwick Gang scattered, and Roman popped up, spinning around with enough speed to throw chairs around the room. Every time he saw a thug, he opened fire on them, Red Flares zipping everywhere and completely disintegrating the men into ash. Joker only laughed more, whipping a Walkie Talkie from his jacket and calling,

"Alejandro! Please send some back up to take care of some stragglers, will you? I've got some business to take care of...." Joker said darkly, reaching into his jacket again and pulling out an enormous pistol. He aimed at Roman, both crime lords prepared to battle...

When the window broke, and a certain Bat crashed through, ready to battle as well.

"Both of you are going away for a long time." Batman promised, getting out a Batarang. Before Joker could speak, Roman scoffed.

"Neo! Take care of this freak." he commanded. Batman had to steel his nerves, and he looked to the side as he noticed the pair of glowing Pink and Brown eyes staring at him from the corner, before a