User blog:Necromercer/Ash Williams vs Frank West

They hunt da Zombies.

Intro
'''Necro: The modern zombie is ment to strike fear into the hearts of all who see it. But these two treat zombies like a joke.'''

Mercer: Ash Williams, the deadite hunter.

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Mercer: He's Necro and I'm Mercer, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Frank West rises into Death Battle!
 (Cue:Frank's theme)

Necro: Frank West is no average journalist.

Mercer: Frank West is known for going over the top to get his next story, and his persistance eventually led frank to the Willamette mall,where he found a fricking zombie outbreak!(Gotta keep it PG)

'''Necro: And guess what? He killed almost every last zombie in the mall. '''

Mercer: This guy has some pretty badass skills,and an even more badass physique.

Frank West: Strength

 * Can move a two and a half ton car on his own without an exosuit.
 * Can move over a seven ton ambulance on his own with our an exosuit.
 * Can punch through kevlar body with his fist and in a single strike.
 * Can tear zombies limb from limb with ease.  
 * Obliterated a zombie's skull with a single punch.
 * Able to harm Calder,a guy with building level duribility.Frank did not have a exosuit at the time.

Frank West: Speed

 * Has Dodged Gunfire.
 * Tagged Slappy,who was skating around at around seventeen miles per hour.
 * Evaded a Humvee,which has a top speed of seventy five miles per hour.
 * Drank an entire gallon of milk in two seconds.
 * Ate an entrie BBQ chicken in two seconds,bones and all.
 * Fast enough to keep up with Evo zombies,who can leap through rotating helicopter blades when they are spinning at their fastest.(six hundred and eighty-three miles per hour.)
 * Avoided Lightning

Frank West: Duribility

 * Able to take hits from the building smashing Calder and get back up and keep fighting as if nothing ever happened.
 * Can tank gunshots from shotguns,macheine guns,handguns and sniper rifles and get back and keep fighting as if nothing happened.
 * Can tank hits from giant robots and get back up in a matterof seconds
 * Got back up after being shot with milatary grade missieles.

Frank West: Arsenal

 * Baseball bat
 * Push Broom
 * Sledgehammer
 * Fire ax
 * Frying Pan
 * Silver Ghost Handgun
 * Sniper Rifle
 * Pump-Action Shotgun
 * Macheine Gun
 * Camera

Frank West: Combo Weapons

 * Spiked Bat (Bat+Nails)
 * Electric Crusher (Car Battery+Sledgehammer)
 * Laser Sword (Gemstones + Flashlight)
 * Magic Wand (Wand + Chemicals)
 * Gandelf (Lead Pipe + Lawn Gnome)
 * Lightning Gun ( Blast Frequency Gun + Electric Prod)
 * Ion Cannon (Car Battery + Any Firearm)
 * Laser Slicer (Microscope + Any Firearm)
 * Molotov (Whiskey Bottle + Newspaper)
 * Tesla Ball (Car Battery + Bingo Ball Cage)

Overall

 * Strength:
 * Speed:
 * Duribility: