User blog:Golden-sans78/Blog-Brawl: Henry Stickmin Vs. Deadpool

Welcome to Blog-Brawl, where no research is needed! I'm your host, Golden-sans78, and today, we pit two anti-hero's with Hammer-space together: Henry Stickmin Vs. Deadpool! Enjoy the show, folks!

The Fight
Location: A Mexican Restaurant

Deadpool was just minding his own business, eating a taco, when he see's Henry walk in. The Merc recognizes Henry from a wanted poster that wanted him dead or decapitated. Wanting the cash, Deadpool hops on top of the table, loading up his guns.

"Hey, Skinny-limbs!" Deadpool shouted. Henry turned around to see a man in a weird costume pointing two guns at him. Stickmin sighs, and ready's himself.

'''Alright! FIGHT!!'''

Deadpool started pulling the triggers on the gun and started shooting at Henry. Stickmin jumped behind a table and pondered his options: Henry chose the Hyrule Shield and started blocking D-Pooly's bullets, then proceeded to wack him over the head with said Shield.
 * Bazooka
 * Boxing gloves
 * Hyrule Shield <
 * Mega-Buster

Deadpool then pulled out his Twin swords and ran right at Stickmin, who had a option between: Henry wiped out the Lightsaber and swung it, slicing the swords in half. Deadpool, relatively peeved at this point, pulled out a Mini-gun and aimed at Henry.
 * Lightsaber <
 * Tele-porter
 * Cheese
 * Hadoken

Henry could either: Stickmin decided to make like the Matrix and limbo'ed under all the bullets...only to be kicked in the crotch by Deadpool, who had enough at this point.
 * Go left
 * Go right
 * Jump up
 * Matrix this crud <

"That's it, you son of a gun, i'm gonna slice ya up like I did with Deathstroke!" The Merk said, readying to Finish Stickmin. Henry had to quickly decide from: Henry quickly broke the Assist Trophy, and non other then Saitama came out and punched Deadpool in the face, causing The Merc with a Mouth to become the Merc without a Body. (He blew up.)
 * Skull-hammer
 * Assist Trophy <
 * Pokeball
 * Fire-Flower

K.O!!!

Henry sighed in relief as these words appeared on screen: Meanwhile, Deadpools head started grumbling, "You know, after this, I ought to have a talk with Golden-Sans78..."
 * You got the "Merc-killer" ending!

Next time!
It's anti-hero Vs. Anti-Hero! Shadow Vs. Wario!