User blog:TJman461/Coke vs Pepsi

(whichever can runs out of pop first loses)

Which iconic soda will win in a fight!?!?!?

Coke and Pepsi cans are set down on a table.

They glare at each other...

FIGHT

Tjman461 walks up and shakes both cans and opens them.

The pop starts spurting everywhere and the liquid collides hitting both cans.

The cans sit for a couple days and rust because of the liquid.

They keep rusting as the days go on and start leaking.

Eventually somebody notices the cans.

"Ewww better throw these away". the guy takes the cans and dumps them both into a sink and recycles them.

DOUBLE KO!

The pepsi and coke cans are recycled and made into new cans of pop. Then Tjman461 takes the cans and does the same thing and the cycle continues until the sun explodes due too this cycle going on forever. The earth desintegrates and everything dies.

UNIVERSE KO!

Moral of the battle: never have Pepsi and Coke cans fight. Also the way Tjman461 kept using the same cans for billions of years until the sun exploded is because he is immortal and is floating in space. THE END.