Youtube Sidekick Battle Royale

Youtube Sidekick Battle Royale is a What If? Death Battle written by SpelunkyDunkey pitting Edgar and Maya from Pewdiepie, Septiceye Sam from Jacksepticeye, Jacques from Jontron and Tiny Box Tim from Markiplier. It is Season 1 Episode 7 in his series.

Description
Battle Royale! In the world of Youtube, these sidekicks are the best of the best. Which one will sideKICK the rest away to victory?

Introduction
'''Boomstick: Youtube, who doesn't love it? Of course, any good show needs a sidekick to bring home the fun.'''

Wiz: Like Edgar and Maya, the dog duo of Pewdiepie.

Boomstick: Septiceye Sam, the irate iris of Jacksepticeye.

Wiz: Jacques, the bolty bird of Jontron.

'''Boomstick: And Tiny Box Tim, the courageous crate of Markiplier. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Septiceye Sam
(Cue Jacksepticeye Outro)

Wiz: Jacksepticeye is a Youtuber who has grown massively popular throughout his career.

'''Boomstick: He also has this cute little eye he accompanies. Don't know why it's green, though. I diagnose Shrekitis.'''

Wiz: His looks aren't everything, though. As he can fly, keep up with Jack himself and fire lasers from his pupil.

'''Boomstick: These aren't any normal laser blasts, brother. He can use these to break through stone walls even Pewdiepie can't break. We'll get to his dogs later.'''

Wiz: Sam can also fuse his power with Jack to become larger, become invincible and can fly, but we will not be using this form for the fight as it requires Jack.

'''Boomstick: But we haven't even brought up his most powerful weapon yet. Oh, no we haven't.'''

Wiz: Enter the Septic Robot. This robot suit boosts Sam's power as well as giving him functional arms and legs to crush people with.

'''Boomstick: He can perform a cartwheel move to easily take out planes and can even send people flying out of jets with this suit. With these abilities, you know he has his feats.'''

Wiz: He can break through solid barriers of stone, can keep up with Jacksepticeye, has such a bad reputation he is wanted by the Arstotzkan government and even sent a giant boulder flying into space with his laser blasts.

'''Boomstick: Damn! But even he has his weaknesses. He's mainly kept in a glass vial which can rupture easily. As well as this, he is easily killed by the barrel army.'''

Wiz: But you'd better not mess with this evil eye.

"Sam, you're gonna protect me today, aren't ya?" Jacksepticeye.

Prelude
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLEEEE!

Results
Wiz: The winner is ___.

Next Time
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle...