Dio Brando vs Albert Wesker

Dio Brando vs Albert Wesker is a What-If? Death Battle featuring popular meme antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Dio Brando, and Resident Evil's major antagonist Albert Wesker. No Eyes of Heaven feats are allowed for DIO, meaning no Marvel vs Capcom 3 Galactus scaling for Wesker.



Description
''Who will come out on top in this battle of undead overlords? Will DIO render Wesker's Uroboros abilities MUDAMUDAMUDA, or will Wesker show that he is the true god of the world?''

Introduction
'''Aqua the Inkling: The undead are beings that nobody wants to stumble across. Zombies, vampires, pretty much anything looking to kil for their own bloodlust.'''

Octuplet the Octoling: But what would happen should their true rulers come across each other in a dark night, both bloodlusted and ready to prove their own worth as so called gods? We're talking about DIO Brando, the greatest villain EVER!!!

Aqua the Inkling: 'sigh'. And Albert Wesker, the greatest threat to the world of Resident Evil. I'm Aqua the Inkling, she's Octuplet the Octoling, and we're here to analyze their weapons, armour (yes I put a U in armour) and skills to see who would win a...

Octuplet the Octoling: Death Battle!

Dio Brando
Aqua: In the late 19th century, dirt-poor criminal Dario Brando and his wife had come across an overturned carriage. Attempting to rob the people in the crash, the duo had found a baby and its mother still within the vehicle, the former of which was still alive.

Octuplet: Being the dick he was, Dario attempted to steal the ring of one George Joestar, the third passenger in the crash. Waking up, George believed that Dario had come to save him, and so gave his life to Dario's future. This would form as Dario's gifted son, who would end up being homeless after his parents died.

Pop-Up: In actual fact, Dario died of his son's poisoned drinks and medicine, while his wife died from his own hands.

Aqua: Remembering his supposed debt to the late Dario, George Joestar, who was in fact a rich man residing in Liverpool, England, adopted the orphan. This boy's name was Dio Brando!

Octuplet: KONO DIO DA! Sorry, had to say it. Uh... anyway, Dio had a mission. To kill George and belittle his son Jonathan, taking the Joestar fortune for himself. To do this, Dio looked to utilize the family's stone mask to cover up his murdering tracks, portraying the death of Jonathan as an accident. This... ended up turning him into a vampire. A cool vampire though, as he succesfully killed both George and Jonathan, but the latter at the cost of his own life. I know we've skipped a lot of backstory, including Dio kicking Jonathan's ass so many times, but it'd take ages to cover. We've got a fight to be doing. Where were we... oh yeah, Dio died.

Aqua: Until 1988 anyway, when DIO was revealed to still be alive, his head attached to Jonathan's old body. Don't ask how that works, this is JoJo. It just happens. Anyway, DIO now had the ability of a stand, an invisible manifestation of fighting spirit that could literally interact with anything and stop time. This was...

Octuplet: ZA WARUDO!!! Or... you know... The World, which sounds... BORING!

(TBC)