Thanos vs. Beerus

Description
''Marvel vs. Dragon Ball Z! It's a battle between two of the strongest beings in their respective universe! Will Thanos pull through and take the victory by his sheer cosmic power? Or will Beerus's anger and confidence lead to his triumph?''

Interlude
Wiz: These powerhouses bring a whole new meaning to power.

Boomstick: Beerus, The God of Destruction.

Wiz: And Thanos, The Mad Titan.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Thanos
Wiz: Millions of years ago, a race of humanoid aliens called the Celestials came to Earth to perform experiments on humans and their genes. They wanted to test the versatility of the adaptibility of the humans-

Boomstick: Leading to a whole bunch of crap, and then two powerful types of beings- The Eternals and The Deviants.

Wiz: A while later, the Eternals Mentor and Sui San created a Deviant on Titan, a moon on Saturn.

Boomstick: Little did they know that their "precious little bundle of joy" became the universe's worst nightmare.

Wiz: At birth, Thanos was recognized as a mutant because of his hideous purple skin and other physical advantages the Eternals didn't have.

'''Boomstick: His incredibly horrible skin did have some advantages, though. It let Thanos absorb and manipulate large amounts of cosmic energy. '''

Wiz: As Thanos grew, he was shunned by his own people. As a result, he became corrupted, becoming obsessed over the idea of death and power. Soon, Thanos was exiled from Titan, and soon, Thanos began a journey of obtaining power throughout the universe.

'''Boomstick: Thanos has great strength, endurance, reflexes, and agility. He can absorb huge amounts of energy blasts and can tank hits from Galactus! You know, the guy who EATS FRICKIN PLANETS!'''

Wiz: Thanos can manipulate large amounts of energy into cosmic energy and plasma blasts and psychic attacks and he can teleport. He is also immune to heat, cold, energies, radiation, poison, aging and disease.

'''Boomstick: And you know how we mentioned earlier how he began a journey obtaining power? Well, one time he suceeded in gaining the most powerful artifact in the entire universe!'''

Wiz: This "weapon" is powered by 6 infinity gems, stones with great power. One gem could easily destroy a planet.

Boomstick: Put them together and you get a weapon of mass destruction known as: The Infinity Gauntlet.

Wiz: And worst of all, Thanos tried to use it to kill and destroy almost all of the ENTIRE MARVEL UNIVERSE AND DEFEAT ALL OF THE CELESTIALS (Galactus, Eternity, Infinity, etc.) WITH EASE. All just to get Death's attention.

Boomstick: Isn't she the gal who banged Deadpool?

Wiz: That's right.

Boomstick: Well, that's two people who has issues.

Wiz: That's also right. Thanos is very powerful, but he actually has faults. He is actually sometimes dim-witted, as he once let another alien take the Infinity Gauntlet by leaving his form to... become the new universe?

'''Boomstick: So he left his own body to become something that he destroyed 3 quarters of? And he never even thought of the idea that someone might try and steal it? Wow. What a dumbass.'''

Wiz: Even if so, Thanos is known to strike fear in the universe's heart. Do not underestimate this monster of an alien.

"You adress Omnipotence. Tread carefully."