User blog comment:Pokemon Trainer Lion/Harry Potter Fanon/@comment-27517770-20161029025339

Name: Dio the Barmecide Bibliopole

House: Hufflepuff. Because that's the cutest name ever.

Appearance: A beach ball that was cursed with life. Because that can happen in the Harry Potter universe.

Personality: a complete asshole.

Blood status: a fucking magical beach ball.