Thread:MadMaxPyro/@comment-33389147-20190624200536/@comment-26153757-20190624215358

Okay you really want an explanation then I'm going to copy the information from my own analysis of Mario from the death battle I'm currently writing with him, so here goes. First of all, Mario has a huge arsenal of power-ups that I'm sure blow the weapons of Youtube guy out of the water. Fire flower, ice flower, penguin suit, hammer suit, boomerang flower, invincibility star, metal mushroom, super bell, double cherry, cloud mushroom, rock mushroom, raccoon suit, cape feather, propeller mushroom, wing cap, red star, vanish cap, Boo mushroom, blue shell, mini mushroom, and the mega mushroom. Plus, he's got tools like his metal hammer, F.L.U.D.D and Cappy. Mario is also strong enough to lift and punt castles away effortlessly, stomp them to rubble, crush them with his wooden hammer, etc. He can pull around giant chain chomps, swing Bowser around by the tail and throw him a great distance away. He's also fast enough to outrun lasers from sentry beam enemies, can slam a hammer on a button at least 66 times in 10 seconds, beat Koopa the quick in a race, and most impressively pilot the star diver at mach 375. Mario is also durable enough to survive getting crushed by whomps and thromps only taking some damage and just keeps going.

Mario has also survived the explosion of the koopa cruiser along with the long fall back to Earth right afterwards, can get shot through warp pipe cannons all the way to different worlds unscathed, shot around the planet unscathed, survived getting hit to another continent, fell hundreds to potentially thousands of feet and was only dazed and with his head stuck in the sand, survived a castle destroying explosion only getting scorched by it, survives being in space, and most impressive of all Mario survived getting blasted by Kamek's magic energy blast all the way to another planet! Mario was woke up by a Luma sometime later alive and well.

Mario's general feats throughout his adventures are quite impressive too. Mario has defeated Bowser countless times, has also defeated Wario, Donkey Kong, Cackletta, Smithy, Culex, etc, has defeated literally thousands of different types of enemies more than any other video game hero, and in some games like Super Mario Galaxy he has saved the entire universe. Mario basically prevails over every world threatening evil whether it be Bowser or someone else.

So all of these reasons are why Mario utterly DESTROYS Youtuber guy Jacksepticye and I find it quite insulting to even suggest that he would stand even the slightest chance against Mario.