User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/One Minute Melee!Episode 5:Solid Snake vs Zero Suit Samus

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!!

60 SECONDS!!

ONE MINUTE MELEE!GO!

Samus is shown intrigued by a bounty poster.

WANTED:

SOLID SNAKE

Bounty:9000000

She then spots the same man walk into the base.

A ! appears above Snake's head.

TRIUMPH OR DIE!!

FIGHT!

Snake backflips and begins shooting at Samus,but she dodges the shots and grabs him with her plasma whip.

Snake kicks at Samus,but she elbows him,then fires the Paralyzer at him.Snake interrupts the battle for a codec call:

Otacon:Snake,that's Samus Aran,intergalactic bounty hunter.She's only human,but watch out,she's no joke.She's at maximum human capability.

Snake:Gotcha.

Samus then rushes at Snake,and Jet Kicks him.Snake doubles over,then aims a gun at Samus's kneecaps,then fires.The bounty hunter backs off,and Snake gets back up and kicks her in the head.She recovers,and they engage in melee combat.

Samus punches Snake,then elbows his ribs,and kicks him in the balls.Snake grabs her next punch,breaks her knuckle,then pulls out a sharp,pointed knife and stabs it into Samus's heart.

KO!

Snake:Otacon.She's dead.

Otacon:You killed a WOMAN?!!!

This melee's victory goes to...

(Snake's SSBB victory theme plays)

Solid Snake