Blood Gulch Red Team Battle Royale

Blood Gulch Red Team Battle Royale is an upcoming what-if Death Battle, and the first one written by Brobuscus101. It'll feature Colonel Sarge, Captain Richard Simmons, Captain Dexter Grif, and Private Franklin Delano Donut from the popular web series Red vs. Blue.

Description
Red vs. Blue! A popular web series by Rooster Teeth. The most popular among the huge cast of characters are the Red Team. But among them, who is the deadliest?

Interlude
Wiz: Sarge. Simmons. Grif. Donut. The Blood Gulch Red Team is a....uh-

'''Boomstick: Lazy, good-for-nothing team. Their absolutely lazy, completely stupid, and communicate absolutely horribly with eachother.'''

Wiz: True, but they are pretty decent in combat.

'''Boomstick: That they are. But, out of them all, which one is the deadliest.'''

Wiz: And, we're not including Lopez because, let's face it, he would solo all of them.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!