User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Dirty Death Battle Fanon Chat Confessions Simulator/@comment-26516708-20160717203933

I have nearly died 7X in my life

I freaked out over toast

I hate Canadian Bacon

I was spooked by a Mickey Mouse cartoon

I mistook GA for a girl once

I always thought Rex was actually a Dinosaur

I ate snakes once

I like trains

Sometimes I cry at night because I wore fancy shoes that day

At times I want to kill my cousin due to his stupid antics

I raided a woman's drawer looking for my 3DS

I dream about cyborg ninja dinosaurs fighting zombie pirate dragons

I want to clone myself and kill me

I envision everyone as shorter than me in chat

I think Hellblade Glavenus can beat Megumin (Don't hurt me)

I want to punch everything imaginable

I hate every popular song of the 21st century

I always tend to click the weird pictures in memes

I watched 50 minutes of sonic 0666 and wanted to die at the end

I hate vines

I'm the only sane man in my family

I breathed in during a gas leak

I fantasize about challenging Rex, who is bearded and in a monocle to a game of chess while wearing a sombrero and a very ugly sweater knitted by Afro

I thought Masta was 27 the first time I saw him

Agent scares me at times

I hate overrated memes

CFC is the reason society is collapsing

I hate so many fanbases

I once thought about Multiversal Dreadraven

I think cats are inferior to dogs but I prefer litten over fennekin

I think about Mexico 25% of the time

I want to fight Frost in a sword duel

I thought Mage was a short girl in a hat

I like trains