User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-7424710-20160429235911

Name: Ari, the Memelord of Time, Space, and your local Papa John's

Age: -7,047

Gender: Mayonaise

Credit Card Details: '''Sir, I stay classy. It's either CA$H or nothing.'''

JoJo: I pose more flamboyantly than Freddie Mercury

If the meme is too strong, what do you do: I come back with an even stronger meme

If Mr. Crabs aims a gun at you, how do you prepare your anus: I lube myself up, supply myself with classic anal suppositories, and then I allahu akbar the Krusty Krab even though explosives can malfunction underwater.

JoJo: I pose more flamboyantly than- Wait, wasn't this already asked?

Personality: That Guy

Appearence: That Guy

Medical History: Diagnosed with fifteen venereal diseased, but otherwise a-okay

JoJo: I po- YO YOU NEED TO CHILL ON THAT ANIME SHIT

JoJo:

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she kill the president?: Copyright a basic word in the English language and hope for capitalism to do what it does best, eventually enraging the president so hard that he utterly ends himself after ODing on 2009 memes.