User blog:Sharaku Jr./Broly Rushes Into Death Battle! - Sharaku Jr. Death Battle Fanon Previews

Wiz: Years ago, on the planet Vegeta, an extraordinary Saiyan baby was born. This baby was insanely strong, with a Power Level of 10,000!!

'''Boomstick: So? Who cares? Power Levels are bullshit.'''

Wiz: Oh, nowdays, definitely. But back then, your Power Level was everything. And the Saiyan baby, named Broly, had a higher Power Level than the King's own son, Vegeta.

King Vegeta: My Son, the planet, or me?

Saiyan Soldier: Yes..

Saiyan soldier literally fucking dies from King Vegeta's blast.*

King Vegeta: Friggin' Smartass.

'''Boomstick: Heh. Nice DBZA reference.'''

Wiz: Thanks, I wrote it my-

Sharaku Jr.: No, you didn't, I did.

Wiz: Shit, I thought he wouldn't notice....anyways...the King, being a complete idiot, didn't want Broly being more powerful than his own son, so he, *quote on quote* "killed" Broly and his father Paragus, and dumped them in a hole.

'''Boomstick: Buuuuuuuuuut....nope. Somehow, the two of them survived even the entire destruction of the planet by the hands of Frieza. That's..clarifying they survived the explosion, not that Frieza saved them...well, in the new 'Broly' movie, he did from Planet Vampa..'''

Wiz: We're not using that one, remember?

'''Boomstick: Oh yeah, right. But what Paragus didn't know, is that he was somehow connected to one of the strongest characters in fiction. Yes, Broly's crib was next to Kakarrot's, the baby who woulld later become...the one and only..Goku.'''

Wiz: And, of course, like every DBZ villain, he despises Goku. But, for the dumbest reason!

'''Boomstick: So, remember how his crib was next to Goku's? Yeah, well, Goku cried. A lot. For, like 3 hours. Aaaand that's why Broly hates Goku! We'll talk about him some more in the full episode, Kirby VS Broly!!'''