Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-30199286-20170416214722/@comment-28730411-20170417162432

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad [2x]

[Eminem as Stan:] Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her? I'mma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">This is Stan

[Dido:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Eminem as Stan:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's my little brother man, he's only six years old <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">We waited in the blistering cold for you, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">For four hours and you just said, "No." <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I never knew my father neither; <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I can relate to what you're saying in your songs <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Sincerely yours, Stan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">P.S. <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">We should be together, too

[Dido:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Eminem as Stan:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">This'll be the last package I ever send your ass <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I know you got my last two letters; <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Now it's too late. I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I love you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

[Dido:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Eminem:] <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And here's an autograph for your brother, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I wrote it on the Starter cap <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I say that shit just clowning dogg, <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">C'mon! How fucked up is you? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And what's this shit about us meant to be together? <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I really think you and your girlfriend need each other <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Or maybe you just need to treat her better <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I just don't want you to do some crazy shit <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Come to think about it, his name was... it was you <span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;text-align:center;">Damn!