Plants vs Gems

Todays Battle is The Plants from PVZ, the first version, vs Crystal Gems, from Steven Universe, what Protectors are stronger?

Crystal Gems
Marshall: Sugar, Spi-

Weasel: Wrong show Marshall

Marshall: Oh! I got mixed up, I thought we were doing PPG vs ML-

Weasel: Your spoiling the next episode

Marshall: OHHHHHH, ARENT I DUMB

Weasel: The Crystal Gems, Steven, Pearl

Marshall: Amy, Ruby, and Sapphire

US Fans: Lapibae and Peribae

Bot: LAPIS AND PERIDOT, THE "NEWCOMERS"

Weasel: so....well show you there weapons and there most interesting feats

Marshall: BUT I DONT GOT A FEET FETISH

Weasel: its F-E-A-T-S, Marshall

Marshall: OOOOOHHHH

Pearl: Spear, defeated hundreds of birds as Opal

Steven: Floating, Shield, Defeated Jasper as both Stevonnie and Smokie Quartz

Connie: Sword, Defeated Jasper as Stevonnie

Amy: Whip, can cut thru metal with whip and pick up things bigger than her, a midget

Garnet: Boxer Gloves, can smash things bigger than her, the tallest one, can break thru concrete

Lapis: Controls Water, can fly, can drown humans

Peridot: Metal Controlling, Is still a begginner with metal controlling, able to save a tablet from going into water, a midget

THE PLANTS
Weasel: were just gonna say Plants and what they do, K

Peashooter: shoots Peas, different varieties

Ice Peashooter: shoots Ice Peas...duh

Chomper: can eat any zombie, takes like a minute to finish eating

Sunflower: Generates Sun

Wall-Nut: Protects

Boom-Shroom: Can destroy any zombie, can only be auto-used at night-time, needs Coffee Bean to wake up in morning

Coffee Bean: wakes up Night Plants

Tall-Nut: Bigger Version of Wallnut

Ice-Shroom: When explodes, turns almost everyone to ice

Repeater PeaShooter: shoots Double Pea, Transformation of Peashooter

Weasel: these plants have defeated Hordes of Zombies, but od they have the strength to kill the gems

THE FIGHT
While the Gems were defeating Crazy Dave, knowing he was evil

The Plants were talking over a plan to defeat the gems *plants talk about The Plan* Peashooter: ALRIGHT LETS GO

The Gems break into the Plants Hideout

Peashooter: Damnit...

Peridot starts to grab a pan and a pot

Peridot slams them on Peashooter but miss

Garnet runs at at Ice Pea, but is frozen, along with the others by a Ice-Shroom

Lapis is turned ot Ice, and is stuck in place, unable to move

Doom-Shroom then explodes, killing Lapis, who cpuldnt move

Peridot was then shot by a Pea

Peridot: STOP IT, YOU CLOD

Peridot keeps getting hit

Peridot: YOU CLOD

Peridot tries to stomp on Peashoot, but trips

Meanwhile ...

A Ice Pea shoots Garnet again, slowing her down more

Garnets fist form to her Gloves and tries to hit The Ice Pea

The Ice Pea is hit, but shoots garnet again, making her trip

The Ice Pea is then pulled out the ground by Amy, who doesnt care about this fight

Amy then rips out a Sunflower out the ground, and then puts them in the garbage

Steven then runs at a Repeater Pea, with Connie

The Repeater shoots at their feet, knocking them down

A Tall-Nut then falls down on Connie and Steven, crushing them

Another Tall-Nut is hit by Peridot, who also crushes them

2 Gems Remaining

Pearl and Garnet then fuse to Sardonyx

They then crush the house, killing hundreds of plants

Sardonyx: We'll be back after these messages!

Sardonyx: and were back just in time for my finale!

Sardonyx then tripsmto the ground by serveral doom-shrooms

Sardonyx: Ugh

Sardonyx then crushes almost all the Plants forgetting about 30 Potato Mines

The Mines explode, making Sardonyx fall into a hole

Sardonyx reverts back to Pearl and Garnet

???: Hahaha....You know me....SANEEEESSSSSSS

Take 2

???: HAHAHAH, now whos stronger now, Hahaha....Im not Corrupted that much, but I will destroy you

It was Jasper

She throws an Ice-Shroom at them, freezing them

Jasper then pulls a lever, that make the walls crush Pearl and Garnet, into little peaices of Ice

K.O?

Jasper is then shot by a Pea, falling into the whole, that then crushes Jasper too

K.O.

ALTERNATE ENDING 1 (WITHOUT JASPER)
Garnet and Pearl trie to get out, but arent able to

An Ice-Shroom is thrown at them, freezing both of them

The Last Surviving Peashooter shoots both of them, making them both turn to shards of ice, and gems

K.O.

ALTERNATE ENDING 2 (Gem Win)
Garnet and Pearl, successfully get out, but see a surviving Peashooter, by an Ice-Shroom

The Ice-Shroom explodes, freezing the Peashooter, and Pearl, also the dead bodies and gems

Garnet then crushes it

K.O

SUMMARY (AlterEnd 2)
Weasel: That

Marshall: Was

Both: Suprisingly Epic

Weasel: Now yes, you might have rooted for The Plants, but no, Garnet is stronger than these plants, she can literally just pick up a boulder, and smash a Tall-Nut, that is even as big as her, pretty much, but theres a reason why PV2 Plants werent used.....it would be very unfair to the team, and besides, why dont we have Crazy Dave vs Eggman yet?

Noob: Cuz Crazeh Dav Suks

Marshall: The Winner is...

THE CRYSTAL GEMS