User blog:MacabreHarmony/RAP BATTLE: WHEATLEY VS PERIDOT

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE

WHEATLEY

VS

PERIDOT

BEGIN!

Peridot:

Log Date 7-16-2

While dropped off in a laboratory

I've found this robot moron who changed a predictable story

That's your one accomplishment, look at all the times you've failed

You try to be tough, but you're wimpy and frail

Equipped with telekinesis, and a master constructor

While you got power for 5 seconds then became a destructor

Ha!

Like my Jasper you'll be dropped into a neverending abyss

The core who wants to be perfect, but comes off as amiss

You're an annoying, cloying, destroying, idiot with no skill

Digging deep into your head like I was a Gem Drill!

Wheatley:

Whoa! Uh, hello!

I'm facing this shorty spouting nonsense

Your show is boring, and the plot makes no sense!

Did I get that right? I dunno, but whatever

There's no good qualities in you. None, whatsoever!

You're a giant waste of,

SPACE

And by the way, I'm not annoying

I'm like Lapis Lazuli with the rhymes that I'm flowing

I'm burning you like cube, incinerator, fratricide

I'd take you on this lyrical coaster, but you're Too Short to Ride!

Ha!