User blog:PurifyingBatter/Admin wanted. DBFW Spongebob: Episode 1

This is cringe

French Narrator: Ah, the internet... so cringy. So trashy. Here, we see Death Battle Fanon Wiki, teeming with activity. [Shows from left to right Blacktrick's, Tendward's, and SpongeChar's houses. Zooms in on SpongeChar's house] Home to one of my favorite users, SpongeChar CharizardPants. Yes, of course his house is supposed to be on fire. [SpongeChar's alarm sounds; he wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder leading to his diving board]

SpongeBob: Today's the big day, Quaunt!

Quaunt: Cool.

SpongeBob: [Jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm... [Jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ...naked! [Lands inside pants, walks over to computer. His head pops out of the top of his pants] Gotta be in top debating condition for today, Quaunt.

Quaunt: Makes enough sense.

Char: [He goes inside the chat that has a sign that says, "Death Battle Fanon Wiki Chat." Taking deep breaths, he prepares to post a counter argument to the debate at hand.

He stares at the computer and sees the endless memestorm after his comment. He links a Jacob Sartorius video and leaves.

Char: I'm ready! [Runs outside] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! [Blacktrick Phantom's house opens it's door with Blacktrick on his computer]

Blacktrick: Go, SpongeChar! [Blacktrick falls ot of chair]  Oh no.. [Crash!]

SpongeChar: [Runs down the street to the DBFW headquarters.] There it is. The finest wiki ever established for Death Battle Fanon. The DBFW, home of the dank memes. With a 'Admin Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the admin, look 'im straight in the eye, [breaks the fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye] lay it on the line and... I can't do this! [He starts to run home but Blacktrick stops him] Uh, Blacktrick!

Blacktrick: PM now.

SpongeChar: I'm not even on chat.

Blacktrick: Not the point. You're going to the DBFW and get that job!

SpongeChar: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!

Blacktrick: Whose first words were "Cease and desist"?

SpongeChar: Mine were.

Patrick: Who was thinking about trolls in school?

SpongeChar: I was.

Patrick: [Grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a third thing] Who's a, uh who's uhh. oh! who's a Charmeleon?

SpongeChar: I am!

Blacktrick: Who's ready?

SpongeChar: I'm ready!

Blacktrick: Who's ready?

SpongeChar: I'm ready!

Blacktrick: Who's ready?

SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! [Runs toward the Krusty Krab]

Tendoward: [Cleaning graffiti of admins with the word Cringe, sees SpongeChar, and sighs] Oh no, SpongeChar. What could he possibly want?

SpongeChar: [In background, at first while Tendoward was talking] I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Go SpongeChar! Go SpongeChar! Go SpongeChar! Go self! [Tendoward looks at the Admin Wanted sign and runs inside.

More soon.