Yang Xiao Long vs Josuke Higashikata

Yang Xiao Long VS Josuke Higashikata is a What-if? episode of Death Battle.

Description
Fight of the hair loving and golden themed youngsters!

Interlude
Wiz: People have the bizzarre habit of valuing an object above his own life. And then, some times, people have the very bizzarre habit of valuing HIS hair above his own life!

Boomstick: There is people dumb enough to care so much about his hair?

Wiz: Yes! Such as Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...

'''Boomstick: ...and Josuke Josuke Higashikata, the protector of Morioh. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Yang
Wiz: In all the fictional media, there are few more hostile and fearsome places than the world of Remnant. Filled with strange monsters and a terrorist group formed by Aninal People called The White Fang.

'''Boomstick: C'mon! A world filled with weapons, monsters and super powers? Fearsome and Hostile sound more like a little nuisance than a big deal.'''

Wiz: Anyway, luckly for those living in Remnant, there are people in charge of keeping those things at line. Like the hunters and huntresses a highly trained group of warriors.

Boomstick: But the thing is that those warriors are not trained in any normal military academy, right?

Wiz:No! They are trained in a prestigious school known as Beacon.

Boomstick: But for entering there you need a shit load of talent and potential!

Wiz: Luckily, talent and potential are perfect words for describing one its students, Yang Xiao Long.

Boomstick: Born from two hunters the fate of Yang seemed to be predestined.

Wiz: At the age of 17 Yang entered The Beacon academy in order to become what his parents devoted their life for.

Boomstick: Because following your parents path is always easier than creating your own.

Wiz: Anyway, it did not took Yang very long to fit, and after a very short period of time she found herself being a member of team RWBY. A colored themed team.

Boomstick: And if Yang did not take her time for fitting, it took her even less for being known as a Golden Haired punching machine!

Wiz: Yes, while some students at Beacon fight with swords or other kind of weapon, Yang is not afraid of getting her hands diry, somehow.

'''Boomstick: Of course she does... With her Shotgun-Gauntles! Oh man... The weapon that every boxing-farmer dreams to have...'''

Wiz: Those gauntlets are known as the Ember Celica, this particular gauntlet gives Yang the characteristic of firing an array of shiny,concussive and powerful projectiles. Those can produce high damage on their foes, and, even if it is serveral feet.

'''Boomstick: Not only that! With the ember celica can do mid air jumps.'''

Wiz: Also she can use them for cutting the distance with her foes, giving her and edge in versatility. But Ember Celica main purpose is...

Boomstick: PUNCHING!

Wiz:But having an interesting and useful weapon is not enough for someone like Yang, you see, Hunters are also known for being able to manifest their soul into Aura. Aura is an energy used for blocking attacks and heal wounds.

'''Boomstick: But thats not the limit of what Aura can do! It also gives Yang the way of becoming a Super Saiyan!!'''

Wiz: Hunters have something called semblance a power that gives its user special power unique to them.

Boomstick: Yang's Semblance absorbs damage from the punishment she takes, adding them to her own physical power.

Wiz: Having such powers and being the daughter of two highly trained Hunters it wasnt a surprise that Yang matched the expectations. Yang combat prowess was good enough to defeat the entire Junior Gang.

'''Boomstick: Not only that! She was the main factor when her group defeated team ABRN in the Vytal Festival.'''

Wiz: Adding to that, Her skills were good enough for defeat Neon and Flynt in a 2 on 2 battle while her companion was down. She was even able to beat Mercury Black, a highly trained assassin.

'''Boomstick: You want to talk more about feats? How about that time that Yang was punched through a bunch of concrete pillars by a Atlesian Paladin? Not only she survived that, but her semblance absorbed enough force to be able to oblitarate that thing!'''

Wiz: Yang is a force to reckon with... Sadly she has some limits.

Boomstick:Yep, while her aura can absorb a great amount of strengh it has a clear limit and cannot absorb that force while she is knocked-out.

Wiz: Yangs fightning skills are good but they not exactly the best of rwby world.

Boomstick: Yeah, like that time that midget with icecream colored hair beat the crap out of her, making fun of her fightning skills.

Wiz: And it did not help the fact that Yang becomes really hot headed some times and can clould her reasoning. This resulted in one of her biggest loses against one White Fang best member, Adam. The outcome of the fight was lost of her arm.

'''Boomstick:But her faults are clearly clouded by her feats and strenghs. Everyone should think twice before picking a fight with Yang or doing something horrible against her hair.'''

Yang: Nailed it!

Josuke
Wiz: The bed town of Morioh is not far from being a normal and rural japanese town.

'''Boomstick: If it wasnt for the mass abductions and the fact that the town is filled with phantom powered people! Not far are you saying? '''

Wiz:Those "people" are called stands users.Stands are the manifestation of someone souls and are spiritual beings that protect their user and can only be seen by other users.

Boomstick:With all those people with weird powers and the abductions there should be someone watching over the town right?

Wiz:Actually There is a stand user watching over it. And his name is Josuke Higashikata.

'''Boomstick: After being born from the affair of a american filthy rich old man named Joseph Joeastar, the one that in his younger days was known for defeating the living hell out of vampires, the life os Josuke was meant to be weird since the firs seconds of his life! '''

Wiz:Weird...? The word that we are searching for is bizzarre.

Boomstick: Yeah, Bizzarre is a way of describing that weird and horrible hair.

Wiz: No, no, no...! If you value your life you should never insult Josuke pompadour.

'''Boomstick: While humble in nature... I think that is a smart move not messing with Josuke.'''

Wiz: Being part of the Joestar bloodline the awakening of his stand was a matter of time.

'''Boomstick: And so the stand Crazy Diamond was born. While having a fightning ghost seems weird I would not misprise something like CD. '''

Wiz: Wise choice, since the powers of Josuke's stands are some of ones to be afraid of.

'''Boomstick: Crazy Diamond Strengh is tremendous. It can shatter a concrete street with a mere pair of punches.'''

Wiz: Crazy D speed is also very impressive. Being able to deflect thousands of tiny bullets from the Stand Bad Company aimed at his user.

'''Boomstick:Those were a lot of bullets! Speaking of speed... Have you seen the speed of those punches?'''

Wiz: Yeah, A big trait of Crazy D is the fact that can punch at really high speeds. While Josuke stated that his punch speed is about 300km/h its easy to assume that It can go even faster.

Boomstick: Who needs more when you have a ghost that can punch at that speed and with that strengh?

Wiz: Well, The thing is that Crazy D is not limited to that. You see besides a basic array of skills. Stands tend to have a special and unique ability. In Crazy D case is the power of restoration.

'''Boomstick: Restoration? For what you would use that?'''

Wiz: How about healing your comrades wounds in a matter of second? The bad thing is that he cant use it to heal himself.

Boomstick:Its sound like something totally useless!

Wiz: For those close minded, like you, it would be that. But the thing is that Josuke creative mind had let him use it in some very efficient ways.Like that time that Josuke used it to fuse the body of a mass murder inside a rock.

'''Boomstick: Or that time that Josuke messed up a punk nose with it. Or even cooler when he used it to create a blade from his blood?'''

Wiz:He can also destroy a motorbike and repair it in the middle of the air, then resume the ride like nothing happened, he can even use it to creat highly resistant walls.

Boomstick:Living in a bed town it was surprising to see Josuke being able to archive a surprising big array of feats.

Wiz:With his Crazy Diamond Josuke can shoot a piece of glash with his thumb with the strengh and speed surpasing the one of a pistol.And it has such great precision that can shoot rats from a great distance.

Boomstick: Crazy Diamond speed was enough for punching a fully chared and onguard red hot chilipepper and stand made of electricity that could go and react faster than lightning.

Wiz:Crazy Diamond strengh was enough for the destroying the stand Star Platinum defense with a very little array of punches.

Boomstick: You know the same Star Platinum that was able to destroy those car-sized diamonds with its mere punches.

Wiz:With his creative skills with the restoration ability, Josuke can shoot a piece of glass at someone, if the projectile misses it only needs to repair the window from where the glass came in order making it a remote projectile.

'''Boomstick:Using his stand in creative ways very good and that but defeating stands users is another of Josukes strengh. '''

Wiz: Defeated Angelo a mass murderer and Akira Otoshi even if his stand had the clear advantage.

'''Boomstick:Was able to run from the stand highway star, while he was searching for his user. When Josuke found him, he beat the crap out of him.'''

Wiz:He also defeated the Nijimura Brothers, stands users of some very dangerous stands.

'''Boomstick:But leaving some stands users aside, Josuke was able to defeat and idirectly kill Kira Yoshikage, using the enviroment in some clever ways. '''

Wiz:Josuke is a fearsome foe to have.But even if Crazy Diamond is a strong being, Josuke is a mere human. Any lethal wound can kill him, like a stealth attack or place a bullet in the right spot. It does not help that Craz

'''Boomstick: Well I would not be so sure about that after al he was pierced by a big amount of sharpnel and took a big explosion, he was not so dead. Also while Crazy Diamond took a beating from Red Hot ChiliPepper (remember that if Stand User suffer the same damage that their stand take) and Josuke was still breathing.'''

Wiz: Speaking of wich, stands can only be hurt by other stands and can only be hurt by other stands user.

'''Boomstick:And speaking about... Speaking. I would no say anything about Josuke's hair.'''

Wiz:Yeah, If that occours Josuke enters in a rage state. In this state Josuke becomes totally insine and lets Crazy Diamond use his full potential. Like that time that it destroyed Star Platinum defense.

Boomstick:Its clear that Josuke does not fuck around, I would think before saying something against that stupid hair.

Josuke: What did you say about my hair?