User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Lak's Rap Battles - Yang VS Agent Texas

LAK’S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DRAWN SERIES

YANG XIAO LONG

VS

AGENT TEXAS

BEGIN!



Agent Texas:

Codename: Agent Tex. Mission: Stomp on this animated Goldilocks,

Who spends time flaunting her boobs and rubbing off men’s cocks,

This Junior is Long-ing to beat me, yet I Monty Own you!

I’m Painting this Town Red, prepare to get Weiss-ted by a Blue,

I bite rhymes with White Fangs as if they were a bowl of Neopolitan,

JNPR is a better challenge; I can beat your whole team solo, man,

Your semblance is nothin’, your chances yet are still getting smaller,

But hey, that’s the price for representing the ugliest of the colors…



<p class="MsoNormal">Yang Xiao Long:

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you know who you’re messing with? Let me give you a taste, lady,

<p class="MsoNormal">The name is Yang Xiao Long, future huntress in training, baby!

<p class="MsoNormal">I break fragile Mirror, Mirrors with my two Ember Celica!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re a washed up A.I! Go back to lezzing out with Miss Carolina!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re tough? I can hand out beatings worse than Meta was giving,

<p class="MsoNormal">My looks are stunning, killing, yours just allow people to keep on living,

<p class="MsoNormal">(Oh!) This rotten bitch doesn’t need to be Rude-y, so come on, buddy!

<p class="MsoNormal">There’s no need to be pissy, unless it’s the time that your Gulch is Bloody!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Agent Texas:

<p class="MsoNormal">Nice play on words, but your period jokes are expected,

<p class="MsoNormal">People look up to me on my team; you don’t even deserve the respect,

<p class="MsoNormal">But watch these Cinders Fall, your glowing hair is just a Beacon,

<p class="MsoNormal">For what my rifle’s seekin’, don’t be surprised if you start bleedin’,

<p class="MsoNormal">Colder than Winter, put out your Burning flame with my flow,

<p class="MsoNormal">Getting more votes than what’s present in your win loss ratio,

<p class="MsoNormal">Hit harder than a Paladin, here’s a Remanant of what you’ve scored,

<p class="MsoNormal">Up with the true soldiers and down with these scantly clad whores…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Yang Xiao Long:

<p class="MsoNormal">Get that rust out of your system; it looks like you forgot to do research,

<p class="MsoNormal">Whore? Yeah, I’m not the one who gets down on her knees for Church!

<p class="MsoNormal">So no wonder why you have a dog tag, this bitch should’ve been spayed,

<p class="MsoNormal">Combat expert? That explains why you blinded your friend with a grenade!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re fated to fail, as shown on each mission you depart on,

<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t need any guns, I’ll break your helmet piece cuz’ I got brawn,

<p class="MsoNormal">Chemistry taught the heat always beats cold, but it seems you don’t really care,

<p class="MsoNormal">You’ll know why Human Torch is ‘fraid when I rip the shit out of this Teddy bear!