User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-29517719-20160430094408

Name: Arach, The Almighty Dinkster Edgelord Elf on the Shelf danklord.

Age: Older than you.

Gender: More ambiguous than you

Credit Card Details: '''111... Um... 1?'''

Joey: JoJo Jr. Shabadoo

Personality: '''More refined than you  Appearance: More good-looking than you'''

Medical History: More sophisticated than you

Jojo: Jojo:

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she kill the president? Replace all the space in space with dank memes.

JoJo: oJoJ