Paul Blart vs The Retardid Policeman

Paul Blart vs The Retardid Policeman is a What-If? Death Battle created by 5555thExplosionMage. This battle features Paul Blart from Paul Blart Mall Cop and The Retardid Policeman from Retardid Policeman.

Mage: Being a policeman is serious business.

Hat: BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP WHEN YOU'RE A F***ING IDIOT!

Mage: Paul Blart the mall cop.

'''Hat: AND THE RETARDID POLICEMAN THE POLICEMAN! SHE'S MAGE AND I'M HER HAT!'''

Mage: And it is our job to analyse their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.