Homura Akemi VS Dio Brando

'''Homura vs Dio is a What-If? episode of Death Battle''', pitting Homura Akemi from Puella Magi Madoka Magica against Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Description
???: "So Homura you think you are the master of time? ZA WARUDO! MUDA MUDA~! But it is me, DIO!"

Interlude
Wiz: In Death Battle fanon and canon alike we have had our fair share of time manipulators.

Boomstick: Now its TIME for two of Anime/Manga's most [in]famous time manipulators to go head-to-head, one-on-one, man-to-woman, in a Death Battle!

Wiz: Dio Brando, the egomaniac, master strategist and British Time-Stopping Vampire.

'''Boomstick: And Homura Akemi, the time-manipulating witch. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And its our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

Polls
Who will you be rooting for? Homura Dio Who do you think will Win? Homura FREAKING Akemi Dio FUCKING Brando Who do you want to win? Homura Dio I can't Choose time has stopped

Homura Akemi
Done by ParaGoomba348

(Cue Homura's Theme)

Wiz: Armed with seemingly countless weapons and a stoic attitude that lets her approach everything with reckless abandon, Homura Akemi is a dangerous person to know.

'''Boomstick: But she wasn't always that way! She started out as a weak girl with a heart condition and really bad eyesight, and was just about to transfer to Mitakihara Middle School. Damn, Homura's a walking spoiler, isn't she?'''

Wiz: At Mitakihara Middle School, Homura met Madoka Kaname, who became her best friend. Shortly after, they ran into a bit of trouble when they encountered the witch Gertrud, and were saved by veteran Magical Girl Mami Tomoe. The space-ferret alien thing Kyubey showed up on the scene, and gave Madoka her Magical Girl powers. Madoka swore to protect the weak and fragile Homura, who still had not become a Magical Girl. They would go fighting witches every day, and it was all perfect.

Boomstick: Yeah, until a giant witch with a name that sounds like a concentration camp showed up!

Wiz: After two months, the witch Walpurgisnacht attacked Mitakihara Town, costing both Mami and Madoka their lives. Even though Walpurgisnacht had been defeated, Homura just couldn't live with Madoka's death.

'''Boomstick: Fortunately, Homura was lucky enough to have Kyubey be alongside her the whole time, and offered to turn Homura into a Magical Girl. All she had to do was make a wish, and she'd be one!'''

Wiz: Homura wished to go back in time to save Madoka before Walpurgisnacht's arrival. And then...well, that's when things get complicated.

'''Boomstick: She kept rewinding time over and over again, trying to prevent Madoka from dying, and then trying to prevent her from becoming a Magical Girl. And every single timeline would end up with Madoka either dying or turning into a witch. So...not her best two months.'''

Wiz: However, after many different failed attempts, Homura began to improve her abilities, one timeline at a... time. She learned how to use her time-travel to essentially become invisible to those around her, and steal Yakuza and military weapons easily. She also learned how to make homemade bombs that... were surprisingly able to kill witches.

Boomstick: And I'm calling bullshit, because regular humans can't see witches and Homura was only using human weaponry.

Wiz: I... don't know how to respond to that one. I guess that since Homura could see them, she could hurt them? Or maybe she adds her own magic to her weapons? I'm not sure.

'Boomstick: Among Homura's vast weaponry are Desert Eagles, FN Minimis, Berettas, Remingtons, Howas, RPGs, fucking anti-tank missiles'', pipe bombs, grenades, flash-bangs, C-4's...a bow and a fucking golf club. Oh, and judging by how she was shooting Kyubey, she's got to have some sort of magical ability.'''

Wiz: Keep in mind, this was almost enough to defeat Walpurgisnacht... who was powerful enough to destroy the planet. But her vast weaponry isn't all she has going for her. The very pinnacle of Homura's abilities is her ability to stop time. She does this with her shield that she also uses to store her weaponry. But anyway, she can use this time-stop ability to fire all her weapons at a certain target at once, bringing loads of destruction to the field.

Boomstick: Did I mention that she doesn't really have a limit for how long she can stop time?

Wiz: Well, it's rather debatable whether she can stop time infinitely, but she's never really shown a true limit to how long she can stop time. She usually only stops it as long as needed, then unfreezes it as soon as she's done unloading all her weapons. It's likely that she didn't stop time infinitely because it would strain her Soul Gem.

'''Boomstick: And then that brings us to our last part. See that gem on her hand? Yeah, that's basically her life. She can regenerate from any wounds or really anyTHING that could kill her. I mean, she's regenerated from getting shot in the head, she's healed herself from witch battles, and she even cured her own heart disease and fixed her eyesight! But the downside is that she dies if it is broken.'''

Wiz: Yeah, about that. See, in Rebellion, Homura actually survived the destruction of her Soul Gem. With no repercussions whatsoever.

Boomstick: Wait, what?!

Wiz: Madoka Magica lore. But that aside, Homura also has gained some slight reality-warping abilities. She is able to tamper with the memories of others, removing memories and inserting false ones. Even before her full witch transformation, Homura was able to trap all of Mitakihara Town in a labyrinth, effectively wiping the memories of everyone around.

Boomstick: Yeah, except Sayaka and that witch.

Wiz: Well, yeah, I guess there's that... Homura is also fast enough to catch up with a speeding truck, dodge bullets and Oktavia von Seckendorff's wheels of fate, and clear large distances with just a jump. She also has the durability to tank being crushed between two buildings, getting eaten by Charlotte, and the explosion of a large bus filled with many more explosives. Oh, and she emerged without a scratch on her body or even her Soul Gem.

Boomstick: Oh, and thanks to Madoka's Law of Cycles, Homura doesn't even need to worry about straining her Soul Gem.

Wiz: This is... correct. As a result, Homura can use as much of her power as she wants, without running the risk of turning into a witch permanently. What is possibly her strangest and least explicable feat is when she made contact with Goddess Madoka and took part of her... soul... or... godliness... or... whatever it was she did. Madoka Magica lore. However, her true weaknesses aren't hard to find. Homura is stubborn and only really thinks of Madoka, who is her sole motivation. Her time-stop can be interrupted, and if anyone figures out how it works, this technique can actually be useless.

'''Boomstick: But hey, when you can do the crazy stuff Homura can do... I wouldn't complain about silly things like that.'''

''Homura: Don't forget. Always, somewhere, there is someone fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.''

Dio Brando
Done by Derpurple

(Cue JoJo ASB OST - DIO's World)

Wiz: Dio Brando, born in somewhere between 1867-1868 had been born to a drunk and abusive father would someday later become something else. Something greater than humanity. Before this would happen, Dio's father -Dario Brando- was secretly poisoned by his own son and then died in which Dario's "friend" George Joestar took him in as his own child along with his other child: Jonathan Joestar.

'''Boomstick: And when we mean by "friend" we mean that Dario tried to rob him assuming he was dead, but George woke up and thought Dario had saved him. Thus they became "friends".'''

Wiz: Dio felt he had to be superior to Jonathan in everything, in sports, social life/class, and even at relationships in which Dio stole the George's love for Jonathan as well as killing Jonathan's dog and stealing his girlfriend and only friend's kiss.

'''Boomstick: This pissed Jonathan off and after beating the shit out of Dio they became "friends" almost like actual brothers. Then Dio began secretly poisoning their father, after Jonathan finds out about this he calls the police and then something great happened to Dio.'''

Wiz: And "something great" is being turned into a vampire. After turning himself into a vampire with the help of a stone mask, a dagger, and the blood of his adoptive father, Dio gained several superhuman abilities.

'''Boomstick: Such as superhuman strength making him able to kill the average human being with just a flick of the wrist. With this strength he can bend metals and destroy stone walls with ease. He also has superhuman stability or balance, making Dio able to walk up a pillar vertically with great ease and gracefulness. '''

Wiz: And as a vampire Dio could survive being burned alive while having been pierced in the upper torso area near the hear inside of a collapsing mansion and still regenerate from his wounds. But to fully heal Dio requires blood, however even if he is reduced to nothing but a pile of flesh and blood to what one would say looks like "hamburger meat" he could still regenerate and maintain all of his abilities and wicked stamina.

'''Boomstick: After Dio regenerated faster than fire and lived, he learned he could cool down his body into an intense cold that can freeze the air and anything he touches. Its so cold that it can stop the flow of blood!'''

Wiz: Dio has been bisected, beheaded, hit multiple times with the only thing that can kill him -aside from the sun- and survived falling off a steep cliff as just a head. Though if Dio does end up being separated from his body or limbs he can just fuse them back together with ease and even control the separated body parts.

'''Boomstick: He can also still fire his laser eyes as just a head, and yes I am not kidding he has laser eyes. What's that? How can I make my vampire who can already freeze people and sucks blood through their hands even more bizarre? Give him fucking laser eyes.'''

Wiz: Yes, Dio's "Space Ripper Stingy Eyes" is a pressurized liquid in his eyeballs that can create small openings in his pupils, eventually creating two fluid jets. It's powerful enough to slice stone and seem to be long enough to reach space, or at least the outer atmosphere of earth.

'''Boomstick: Among other abilities, Dio has hypnosis though the man is already persuasive and a grand manipulator seeing how he aspired to even be a lawyer. Dio also has teleportation seen in Part 1 when he is first on a tall towering rock and then suddenly in his castle like miles away. And this was before he got his Stand!'''

Wiz: Dio also has spores, a bio-organic parasite that can brainwash the victim/host who then become under Dio's control. However, it seemed to have made those under the affects to be weakened so he stopped using it. After having successfully stolen Jonathan's body, not long after Dio is released from his underwater casket and shortly after given a Stand.

'''Boomstick: And Dio got two Stands: A Hermit Purple-like Stand and of course The World. After realizing how bad-ass he was, Dio Brando was no more but instead there was DIO. Yes he changed his name to all caps and it means "God" in Italian by the way.'''

Wiz: How do you-

Boomstick: My mother dated an Italian plumber.

Wiz: Err, right...DIO learned that his Stand could stop time for around only 5 seconds. Though this may seem measly at first DIO can actually do a lot in just those short 5 seconds. For example, DIO was able to destroy Noriaki Kakyoin's 20 meter radius Emerald barrier and then kill Kakyoin in just those 5 seconds. Though DIO likes to take his sweet time due to his extreme cockiness and arrogance which would later be his downfall.

'''Boomstick: DIO can also increase his time stop by draining large amounts of blood or the blood of a Joestar or strong opponent. This doesn't only increase his Time Stop but let him use his new body and Stand to its full potential. '''

Wiz: DIO's The World is a Stand similar to Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum and are nearly even all around. Star Platinum was able to destroy a whole set of car-sized diamond teeth in about over a minute and could go toe-to-toe with Polnareff's Silver Chariot who outran a Stand made of and that travels in light.

'''Boomstick: DIO could also tank Star Platinum's punches, though he usually needed to regenerate afterwords. DIO was fast enough to dodge and deflect Kakyoin's Emerald Splash which could hit the Stand The Tower which could dodge Star Platinum. '''

Wiz: This would put both DIO and The World to around Faster-Than-Light to MFTL speed and reaction times. DIO is one vampire you do not want to mess with.

''DIO: Why so tense? Are you seriously going to keep fighting? No matter how hard you struggle, human efforts has its limits. Even if you train in Ripple, it's useless! Useless useless useless useless useless! Useless useless useless useless useless! Could a monkey fight a man?''

Wiz: Alright it looks like our combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A TIME BAAAAAATTLE!!!

Derpurple
(NOTE: Demon Homura and Homulily will not be allowed in this version of the fight. A combination of Canon DIO and Homura with AntFish's JoJo Abridged DIO and Madoka Magically Abridged's Homura will be used)

*Pre-Fight*
(Cue JoJo OST - Space of a Lone God)

A girl with black hair, black eyes, and a black hairband is walking in Clock Town during around the after-hours. This girl wasn't any ordinary girl, she was a Magical Girl though more so a witch if anything. We know her as Homura Akemi. As Homura walked by something caught her eye.

She swear she saw something, it was fast, fast enough to trick the human eye. It was also yellow for sure, Homura thought of what it could be and suddenly thought it was just Mami Tomoe but knew she wouldn't play around with her especially during a mission to slay a supposed "vampire with a ghost guardian".

As Homura kept her guard up she continued walking through an eerie, fogy, and night-lit Clock Town. Homura begins to hear screams, moans, and groans of agony, pain, and despair. As Homura followed the sounds she begins to see figures in the fog and quickly calls at them.

Homura: "Who are you? Identify yourselves!"

No response, but as they figures get closer they seem pale as if they were sick or...they were undead! The figures were the former citizens of Clock Town! Now zombified! Homura moves away from the zombies and jumps to get higher on top of a mini-game store to see through the dense fog.

As she looks around she looks up and sees a man clad in yellow attire with a green shirt underneath a yellow jacket standing on top of the clock tower. The man face was hidden in shadows but yet he was so alluring, though Homura didn't care how alluring he was (cause she has Dante guys she no gonna cheat Dante on some other man: DantexHomura4Life) she felt an evil presence and atmosphere coming from the man. Homura knew he was the cause of all of this and the one who flew past Homura's eyes a while back.

(Cue JoJo OST - Dark Rebirth)

Man in Yellow: *points at Homura's direction* "You over there by the 'Octorok Shooting Gallery' I know you're watching me...Come out here I sense something great within you...Why don't we be friends?"

Homura felt a small tingle and chill down her spine but her heart and soul were calmed down and soothed by the man's voice. To her this was the scariest part, she knew this man was trouble and is quite terrifying yet his voice was like that of an angel's.

Homura then fired a direct hit at the man's head with a pistol. The man didn't he even flinch or move backward he stood still in silence. Suddenly the man appeared behind Homura without even moving!

Homura thought to herself "Was that teleportation?"

Man in Yellow: "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is DIO. Now if you would as to be so kind and come to me I will just give you a little assurance you don't betray me." *his hair forms Flesh Buds used for mind control*

Homura fires at DIO once again but the bullets were stopped in mid-air!

Homura thought to herself again "Is this psychic powers, magic or his supposed ghost?"

DIO: *appears behind Homura once again* "How rude of you. Trying to shoot me are you? Bad mistake, and to think that I thought you'd be the perfect follower." *appears on top of the Octorok Shooting Gallery sign*  "Oh well, it was sure knife (comedic pause) knowing you!" *holds a shitton of knives in his hands*

Kyoko Sakura can be heard booing DIO's joke from afar.

*FIGHT!*
(Cue Sono Chi No Kioku Instrumental)

DIO began throwing his first set of knives at Homura who dodged them with ease as the knives strike the spot where Homura once was. As Homura dodged the knives she starts leaning over to the right and unloads a wave of bullets towards DIO in Max Payne fashion.

The bullets once again stopped mid-air or were deflected with ease.

DIO: "This again? Don't waste your time with such measly tools of war."

Before he could monologue any further DIO was hit by a PokeBall

DIO: "Ow! What the-!"

Sayaka: "Eh, worth a shot."

DIO: "I'll give you a sho-!" *is shot in the head*

Homura: "That sure was ironic wasn't it."

DIO barely flinched or blinked as the bullet hit against his skin it simply was stuck for a while and popped out. This onlym further annoys DIO as he teleported behind Homura and kicked her with great force that it sent her crashing against the Octorok Shooting Gallery sign.

DIO suddenly dashes up to a down Homura and strikes at her only for her to quickly dodge and sweep DIO's legs. This then causes him to instead completely destroy the sign and then hit the roof which begins to crumble beneath them. As they fall down towards the inside of the Octorok Shooting Gallery, DIO lands flawlessly as Homura follows behind him and knees him in the back of his head and fires several shots from her Desert Eagle; two straight into the back of his head, one direct directed at his spine and a last one for his heart.

The bullets once again barely phase DIO but he seems to have taken notice of being shot and turns around with a irritated expression. DIO suddenly appears Homura once again and goes for a chop to her head only for Homura to stick three grenades on DIO and kick him through the door of the Octorok Shooting Gallery.

DIO quickly backhands all three of the grenades as he jumps forward to Homura as the grenades explode behind him. As he is about to walk in he senses something off about Homura just standing and watching him so he quickly moves out of the way in a quick flash and his suspicions were correct. Two explosives were placed near the entrance of the Shooting Gallery.

The explosion however manages to cause DIO to be knocked onto his back. As Homura approached him with an RPG DIO immediately kicks Homura in the shin and then sweeps her leg with such force she does a 135 degree flip to her right. As she did her flip DIO raised hand dropped down onto Homura's neck with a powerful jab as DIO began to seek Homura's blood.

Homura struggles to pull out something and barely manages to finally pull out her Remington 870 pump action shotgun and opens fire at DIO. The Remington succeeded in blowing a hole into DIO's lower abdomen, only for it to slowly start regenerating as DIO then begins draining Homura's blood.

DIO then throws Homura up and smashes her smack dab in the face sending her flying back. DIO quickly teleports behind her and punches her in the side of her gut that and he once again begins teleporting and kicks Homura constantly ending it with a final uppercut. However, DIO didn't let go as he was now lifting Homura in the air by the throat.

DIO looks up to what he believes to be an unconscious Homura only to hear her say

Homura: "Did you know they call me Caesar?"

DIO: "What?!"

Homura: "Because I'm hot and ready." *has a smirk on her face*

DIO: "Is Dio Brando going to have to choke a bitch? Because I, DIO, seriously believe I, DIO, have not done enough bitch choking since I've been here." *suddenly notices grenades on his back*

(Cue UMVC3 OST - Ghost Rider's Theme)

DIO: "When did you-!" *lets go of Homura to smack grenades off*

DIO manages to get the grenades off only to explode near him. Homura had jumped up to the roof and then away from the building when DIO had let go of her. The building collapses as smoke escapes from the rubble, but that was no the only thing that escaped.

To Homura's disbelief she saw the figure of her opponent standing up like he was just napping -albeit covered in blood and with his back, arms, hands, and legs burnt and partly blown up- as he begins regenerating he throws away his now scorched yellow jacket and charges at Homura.

As DIO was prepared to rush Homura she pulls out a shield and then reaches for something under the shield; it was an anti-ship missile! Homura fired with a smirk on her face as DIO barely manage to dodge the missle, Homura is still smirking as she is attempting pull out more weapons from her shield.

DIO is then hit with a barrage of bullets from Homura's machine guns. DIO is filled with holes and bullets that begin falling off his body, he is then once again bombarded by missiles from Homura's AT-4 and RPG-7 rocket launchers. DIO manages to dodge most but some come close to blowing him up and most of them blasted him off of his feet.

DIO: "Where is she getting all of this shit?" *notices Homura about to pull out another machine gun from her shield*

DIO: "The shield? No way, well I, DIO, have seen more Bizarre shit in my Adventures with the JoJos"

Before Homura could take out her next machine gun, DIO managed to reach up to her and occupies her by attacking her shield. DIO begins furiously punching the shield, Homura then kicks DIO in the stomach causing him to crouch down a bit to hold the pain.

DIO: "You have great strength, great enough to make I, DIO, crouch over in pain. However, your strength is incomparable to the strength of The World!"

Homura: "The wha-"

The World strikes Homura in the face causing her to break out of her sentence and go flying through a wall and into a bomb shop. DIO walks by and directs his right ear to listen if Homura is still alive or not and hears a heartbeat.

DIO: "Still alive are we?"

Suddenly pipe-bombs are thrown towards DIO to which DIO confidently strikes away, but unknowingly to DIO several of those pipe-bombs were actually flash-bangs and one was a smoke bomb. The flash-bangs go off and blind DIO as the smoke bomb opens up and smokes surrounds the area around DIO. DIO silently stands and tries to listen in on anything out of place that may suggest his opponent's next plan of attack.

Homura takes out her magic bow and begins firing it towards the smoke, trying to pinpoint DIO's general direction while having several RPGs/Rocket Launchers around her. The arrows either flew by DIO or were caught and redirected, which is what Homura had wanted. Homura then begins running around the smoke and begins firing on one focal point; the general direction of her vampire opponent.

DIO notices the missiles and uses The World to redirect the missiles back towards where they were shoot or up in the air. Suddenly after a few last missiles were shot in a very short span of time: DIO hears the sound of the wind and air separating as if someone swung a sword, or what it was really which was Homura jumping up with great force! DIO then takes notice to Homura still wielding her shield and an anti-ship missile!

DIO quickly takes the last surrounding missiles and directs them at Homura as she doesn't give it a second thought and already fired her missile. Suddenly, after less than a second, DIO appeared on a staircase behind Homura and the smoke that was beginning to clear up. The missiles collided with each other and created a blast that was about to hit Homura only for her to turn the hourglass on her shield.

(Cue JoJo OST - Awakening Darkness of The World)

*DIO's perspective*

Suddenly DIO noticed something flashy going on, as he tried to move he barely could and he noticed the explosion stopped moving yet Homura moved. DIO knew Homura had great power within her but he had no idea she could...stop time! This made DIO maniacally laugh as he then stops time to counter act Homura's and begins silently hovering up towards Homura

*Homura's perspective*

Homura knew she had stopped time when she saw the explosion frozen in place, she moved around for a bit; stretched her muscles and limbs and began looking around for DIO, but he was no where in sight. Before she could completely move out of place she suddenly couldn't move she was frozen in place.

*Back to normal perspective*

DIO: "Checkmate..."

DIO throws his knives all around Homura and stands idle and counting down his time stop. As time continues once more, Homura quickly tries to counter and block the knives with her shield only to be hit everywhere else not properly guarded. DIO is beside Homura and uses The World to punch her like no tomorrow. A last punch in the gut and her face causes her to be sent hurling into the Clock Tower.

DIO moves closer to the Clock Tower and sees Homura trapped under rubble, he smirks and grabs a nearby wooden tower and two wooden store stands and throws them at Homura. DIO knowing this would at best pre-occupy her takes out several huge chunks of stone from the wall and streets of Clock Town and begins hurdling them towards Homura's crash zone.

DIO still knows that this would merely occupy her but it would at least slow her down for DIO's main course attack. DIO grabbed several more of his knives and stops time.

DIO: "You know what they say...The first one always cuts the cheapest!" *throws a majority of his remaining knives and another sink for comedic effect at Homura's direction*

DIO: "And that's a lot of firsts!" *Time Resumes*

As the knives fly some of them are stopped from what appears to be the sound of bullets! The smoke clears as DIO sees a Homura trapped under the rubble aiming a Glock 19 and Beretta 92 pistol. DIO teleported above Homura and begins taunting her.

DIO: "Trapped under rubble huh?" *teleports again*

DIO: "I guess you're stuck between a rock and a hard place." *teleports in front of Homura*

DIO then uppercuts Homura and begins punching her to gain momentum for an air combo. As he successfully gets his combo, DIO takes out two knives.

DIO: "Two for the road!" *side throws one knife with his right and overhand throws the other knife with his left*

As the knives were thrown Homura takes out her shield and tries to pull out a gun, only for The World to uppercut her again as one knife manages to hit her left hand (where he soul gem is located) and the other hitting her in the head. The combo sends her through the roof of the Clock Tower as DIO jumps up and walks over to Homura.

DIO: "Hey girl, whatcha doing on top of this roof? You must've fallen from heaven because girl you an angel." *begins to uncontrollably laugh manically*

Homura: (in mind) "Did he just steal my line?"

DIO: "Did you really think I wouldn't know about that gem on your left hand? I sensed it earlier, I assume its your source of power. Oh it also seems we both know that we can stop time. You know, you say the stupidest pick up lines to that pink haired Madoka girl! By the way, I wonder how you'd react if I told you I'm planning to kill your whole team. Especially Madoka..."

(Cue Kalafina - Magia)

Homura: "Don't you fucking dare!"

Homura gets back up and aims her soul gem towards DIO

DIO: "Still alive are you? No matter when I'm finish with you...You won't feel a thing!" *fires his Space Ripper Stingy Eyes*

As DIO fired his laser eyes, Homura shot a concentrated beam through her Soul Gem

[WIP]

(Cue JoJo Stardust Crusaders - Voodoo Kingdom)

Trivia

 * This will be Pika's First fight with a Magical Girl as a gift to Homura Rocks and ParaGoomba348
 * As of the month of July 2015, Derpurple has officially been allowed to work on this fight