The Spy vs McCree

Spy vs McCree is a What-if? episode of DEATH BATTLE!, featuring Spy from Team Fortress 2 and McCree from Overwatch.

Description
Overwatch and Team Fortress 2 duke it out once again in a Cowboy v Spy, Vigilante vs Assassin DEATH BATTLE!

Interlude
Wiz: Vigilantes. Assassins.

'''Boomstick: Cowboys. Spies. All of which are pretty damn cool!'''

Wiz: Two noteworthy examples include The Spy, from Team Fortress 2.

'''Boomstick: And McCree, the cool ass cowboy from Overwatch! He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to see who would win a Death Battle!

McCree
(Cue: Overwatch - Route 66)

Wiz: Jesse McCree was an infamous member of the equally infamous Deadlock gang.

'''Boomstick: The group trafficked in military hardware, and really cool guns. The group went by the tagline of 'rebels', and was very successful until the Overwatch organisation hatched a sting operation to bust them all! '''

Wiz: McCree was in quite the difficult situation, however, the Overwatch gave McCree the option to either join Blackwatch, Overwatch's covert ops division for his aid in marksmanship, or rot forever in jail. Obviously, he chose the former.

Boomstick: McCree was guided along by another Blackwatch member, Gabriel Reyes, who went on to become the menacing Reaper.

Wiz: And things were starting to become smooth again, until shit hit the fan between Overwatch and Blackwatch! So McCree took refuge and hid underground.

McCree a few years later, McCree became a mercenary, however, one with morales.

Boomstick: On his badass adventures, he did stuff like, stopping robberies, and taking out a bunch of people on a moving train, in complete darkness!

Wiz: As time passed, at the time of the Overwatch 'recall' preformed by the incredibly intelligent Winston, he was found in Kentucky.

(Cue: Victory Theme - Overwatch)

Wiz: But McCree wouldn't of been able to preform these divine feats if it weren't for his trusty Peacekeeper revolver, which he is figuratively supernaturally accurate with.

Boomstick: He can also unload his entire round by shooting wildly, being quite effective against large targets.

Wiz: And if he can't be bothered to reload, he can combat roll into action, instantly reloading his gun, and being useful to flank targets.

Boomstick: And if he ever feels outmatched, he'll just throw a flash-bang onto the ground to distract you, and pop his gun right in between your eyes!

Wiz: But McCree's real prize his is Deadeye, simply press Q and watch everyone scatter at the mere sound of his voice saying-

"IT'S HIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOON" 

'''Boomstick: McCree can lock onto his targets with precision, and instantly kill them after the former has been done. '''

Wiz: But all of these feats do not make McCree invincible, he has a sluggish walking speed, but albeit inhuman reaction times and combat speed.

'''Boomstick: Hell, even using Deadeye makes you vulnerable, if a Roadhog is near you, then HOOK! Ultimate wasted!'''

Wiz: With all this in mind, McCree is a fierce foe, and a very capable Vigilante who knows his way around a revolver.

Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.

Spy
(Cue: Right Behind You - Team Fortress 2)

'''Boomstick: Um... what do we say?'''

Wiz: I... don't know...

...Well, from my basic understanding, the french Spy is so mysterious, that no one knows of his lore, or backstory, so it's hard to pinpoint what to say in this mini-segment, I'll read a transcript of the Spy's bio from Team Fortess 2 itself.

"He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!"

'''Boomstick: Y-yeah... ditto... can we move onto the weapons now?'''

Wiz: Yeah... I feel like that's the-

'''Boomstick: ALRIGHT! KICKASS!'''

The Spy is a sneaky f*cker, who kicked the ass of the Sniper in hand-to-hand combat!

Wiz: He is infamous for cloaking ability, being able to blend in with his enemies just to strike at the right time, and ultimately get the upper hand on all of them!

Boomstick: One quick knife to the back when you least expect it, and the Scout already delivered the Briefcase to the team!

Wiz: That's right, he carries around a very potent knife which can instantly kill the average male with a simple stab in your back!

Boomstick: He'll also go invisible (Well, pretty much) just to mess with you and kill you out of no where!

Wiz: But, if things go wrong, the Spy will resort to an also decently powerful Revolver, which reach dozens of yards in length.

Boomstick: The sneaky guy is quite durable too, being able to survive rockets from Soldier, albeit not that well.

Wiz: He is also very intelligent, easily formulating plans to kill an entire room of people, and owning a device that can disable high-end technology.

Boomstick: But like everyone, he has his weaknesses.

Wiz: His cloak is countered by any sort of liquid or flame, meaning a splash of water can blow his cover.

Boomstick: Yeah, he doesn't dress too awesome either in my opinio-

BEHIND YOU!

Boomstick: AAGH!

Pre Fight
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Results