User blog:GameboyAdv1/Calculating Danny Sexbang's KE to help me study for a quiz

We're learning about kinetic energy so I thought I'd do a practice problem.

KE=1/2(Mass X Velocity Squared)

Danny weighs about 160 pounds, which is about 72 kilograms.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/vesti-question-do-you-consider-danny-sexbang-attractive.453806375/page-2

Danny's speed is MFTL+ due to traveling from Mars to your anus in 7 seconds. This is approximately 1260.686436995023x FTL.

The feat

(I cannot access the exact calc since the link was fucked over)

In miles per hour, this is 845437289088.22509766.

In meters per second, this is 377944285714.00012207

KE = 72 X 377944285714.00012207^2

KE = 72 X 1.428418831e23

KE = 1.028461558e25 Joules

So this basically means country level Danny Sexbang. Scales to Brian I guess even though he's already galaxy and also scales to anyone who's been able to hurt him.