Primid vs. Koopa

Primid vs. Koopa is Jacky the Jack's ninth death battle, pitting two common enemies, the Primid and the lowly Koopa, in a battle to the death.

Interlude
''Mario vs. Super Smash Bros. These enemies may be common, but they can pack one hell of a punch! Will the Primid realize why Koopas are to be feared, or will the Koopa meet a fate worse than being turned into a trophy?''

Introduction
Invader

Wiz: In video games, you always have that one enemy. The one that is the most common, ones that the player could dispatch with what's practically a flick of the wrist.

'''Boomstick: But as it turns out, those little bad guys can pack a punch when they want to, or fire, even! '''

Wiz: The Primid, soldier of the Subspace Emissary,

'''Boomstick: And the Koopa, loyal minion of bowser, and a common enemy of Mario. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. '''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!

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The Primid
Main theme - SSBB

Wiz: Loyal soldiers of the Subspace Emissary, Primids are one of the most common enemies in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Being made up of shadow bugs, like the rest of the Subspace army, they are easily transportable and can be easily deployed

'''Boomstick: These guys more or less serve as cannon fodder, considering how easy they are to dispatch. While they don't die in one hit, it doesn't take many to get rid of them. '''

Wiz: Though one can argue that the Primid's durability is impressive, as they can survive the basic attacks of the Smash fighters, which involve laser pistols, whips, being punched by someone such as bowser, and being hit by a sword.

'''Boomstick: Well, yeah they can take a hit from them, but, like, it's only once until they're sent flying off screen and completely destroyed. Though the fact that they can go up against the heroes, and villains, of Nintendo, is impressive. '''

Wiz: That's right. Primid's constantly go up against Nintendo's finest, such as Fox, Samus, Mario, Donkey Kong, and even Sonic and Solid Snake, who aren't even Nintendo characters.

'''Boomstick: Though considering the army they're going up against, the Primid's don't last very long in a fight. Can't build up too much hype, Wiz. They're not that special. '''

Wiz: Though, to go against such impressive opponents, Primid has a large arsenal of weapons at his side, and he has several forms or abilities that he can use to his advantage.

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'''Boomstick: And the weapons are actually kind of impressive, too. First you got the normal Primid, and while he can't do much, he can throw some good punches, and can even knock out a hero under certain conditions. After that, though, you have Scope Primid. '''

Wiz: Scope Primid uses the Super Scope, an old Nintendo product turned weapon that can fire multiple fast moving projectiles, or can be charged up for one powerful projectile, however, it can only do this three times before it becomes depleted of energy, and it can only fire for so long.