User blog comment:5555thExplosionMage/Dirty Death Battle Fanon Chat Confessions Simulator/@comment-25760276-20160717193510

Always thought Roy from Fure Emblem would be able to slay Bowser because he has a sword and slaying bad guys is what swords do.

Every time somebody says "This battle is wrong" I go on a nonstop fit of uncontrollable rage, which ends in me landing on the bottom of the shower crying.

I always thought Papyrus was actually a confident old Lucas from Mother 3 and that Sans was Red who fell down Mt. Silver.

The real reason I adopted Ganondorf vs Bowser was to have them end in a make out session but I realized that people might not like that for some reason.

I still play Scribblenauts on my old DSI, even though I lost my DSI a year ago. Figure out how that works for me.