User blog comment:Hellfire King Char/DBFW Heroes of the Stars signups Ver. 2/@comment-26114005-20160416232201

Name: Dedede

Age: Lemme think...*puts on number randomizer* 25.

Gender: Male

Type: Umm... Ice/Electric, i guess?

Powers: Can shoot Ice, Bombs, and Electricity spheres from... His... Robotic Arm.

Bio: Umm... Well... He was a... Master soldier for... Umm... Some great nation called... Greatland! Until one day he was caught in a... Well... Hurricane, which killed him! After he died, he was revived by... Lemme see... A... Wizard, called Merasmus! However, his hand was lost, and... That's why he has a robotic arm! He is now a supersoldier in a... Team of revived soldiers from the hurricane, called the... DDD Legends, formed by... Umm... Dedede and Merasmus, along with... Well... Yang Xiao Long... That cannibal guy dude thing... Hannibal Lecter, that's his name!... A fusion of Gabe Newell and Albert Wesker... Umm... A Fedora Spy, because we all need fedoras... Umm... Doctor Doom... And... We need a mascot... A Capybara, that's it! (Don't question it. I'm not good at making names. And bios, as you just saw! And teams! And jokes!)

Leitmotif: Masked Dedede from Kirby Triple Deluxe! (That game's name has always sounded like a MacDonalds's cheeseburger's to me)

Berserk Button: Seriously now. Shao Kahn. It's hard to me to mention the thing's name without insulting anything.

Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers, i guess.

Small Trivia: I'm not sure if i just did a badly-thought-out joke, or a badly-thought-out serious character. Maybe a bit of both?

Animal Motif: Capybara and Tapir

Title: The annoying leader of the DDD Legends; The worst attempt at humour ever made.

Burst Attack: An overpowered giant blast of both absolute zero ice, and extreme electricity. (Is "extreme electricity" even a thing?