Boog vs Yogi

Write the first paragraph of your page here. (theme: wiz and boomstck) wiz: animals are firce, but no matter what you are, you'll will never surpass the bear. boomstick: but these bears are more than violent, like with boog, the mighty grizzly. wiz: and yogi bear, the self-proclaimed smarter than the average bear. boomstick: he's wiz and i'm boomstick. wiz: and it's our job to analize their weapon, armor, and skill to find out who will win a death battle!

boog
'''(theme: spiral mountain banjo kazooie) wiz: the wild, a place filled with animals and boog was "not" one of them. boomstick: you see, boog was crammed in a garage with some ranger who's too goddamn attached with him. wiz: but a revelation to this overattached love was when a hunter named shaw showed up. (theme: dr neo cortex crash bandicoot) boomstick: one look at this guy and you know he's a sociopath! wiz: yup, shaw is a firce hunter and is willing to get his hands on any animal by any means necessary. boomstick: but what shaw didn't know was that the woman had boog. wiz: until he freed some idiot deer, inprisioned on the hood of his truck? boomstick: this pissed shaw off and swore revenge on boog and that idiot had a name, eliot, who name's a dear elliot? wiz: cp logic, anyway boog was suddenly trapped in the forest, 1000s of miles away, boog decided to find his way home (theme: uh oh open season) wiz: boog is no gullible bear, he can attack with his claws, his shere weight, even his roar. boomstick: but that's just scrapping the bottom of the barrel, he has a golf club, can use his teddie bear has a weapon, he done some impressive things when he actually defeated shaw, twisted a freaking shotgun. wiz: boomstick, that's bad news for you, shotgun for a leg. boomstick: aw f**k. wiz: boog has good leadership skills when he comanded an entire army of goddamn animal agains a bunch of hunters. boomstick: even if boog's tough, but deep inside, he's an asshole. wiz: and he's is gullible in some situlations but boog is the bear you don't wanna mess with.'''

(boog: "behold, the mighty grizzly")

yogi
'''(theme: calm cut rwby) wiz: jellystone forest, a great place for food, family, friends. (theme: night walker under night at birth) boomstick: but the main guy is no mere bear, he's yogi bear. wiz: little is known of yogi's past but he has a bad, shitty addiction of stealing other's picnic baskets. (yogi bear's attempt to steal a picnic basket) boomstick: just let the bear do his thing. wiz: anyway, yogi is somehow smarter than the average bear by making some working attempts like a zip line. boomstick: in the 2010 movie, he invented a flying machine that actually flies. wiz: what, how did he do that? boomstick: like you said, he's smarter than the average bear. (theme: chapter 6 dark pit kid icarus uprising) wiz: anyway, yogi is pretty good at what he does and knows never to give up but he is naive and refuses to learn from his mistakes. boomstick: but remember, defend your baskets all you want, but there not safe from yogi bear.'''

(yogi: "i'm smarter than the average bear")

pre fight:

wiz: all right, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilites.

boomstick: It's time for a death battle!!!

'''battle: (location: some mountain in jellystone yogi bear) yogi is walking and then sees boog. yogi: hey there, i'm yogi. boog: who are you and what make you came here? yogi: why wouldn't i, i live here. boog: so what are going to do? yogi: nothing but nab those nice picnic baskets. boog: can i come. yogi: no no, you observe. boog: you calling me worthless!? yogi: yes, i mean no, i mean yes. boog: i'll show you who's worthless. FIGHT '''

'''(theme: picnic season) boog punches yogi a few times and then kicks him back with yogi jumping back up and uppercuts him and boog dashes into yogi but he jumps over the dash attack and then lands on boog's head and then stomps on him 8-12 times before boog throws him off with boog using his claws on yogi. boog: ever use your claws before? yogi: no but i got this. yogi gets one of the rock's dust and throws in into boog's eyes blinding him and yogi punches him 3 times and kicks him twice before hitting him in the stomach and boog got unblind and then holds yogi down and roars and his face and then tosses yogi off the mountain. boog: never mess with the wild grizzly! but yogi uses his flying machine to propel himself up. boog: does anything stop this guy!? yogi: i'm sorry picnic basket, but a job's gotta be done. yogi then tosses food off the basket with a pie hitting boog, a soda spraying in his eyes, a woohoo bar falling into his hands. boog: woohoo. then a watermelon falls into his face. boog: i had enough of these games! boog then throws the watermelon into the propeller blades causing the machine to malfunction and then it hits boog causing thing to slide downhill off the mountain then yogi finds the fireworks and then draws his face on the box and then jumps off and boog thinks that the box is yogi's head. boog: i got you now scrappy! but boog hands clawed the fireworks and they were about to go off and boog looks at the back of the box and it reads "SUCKER!". boog: aw fiddlebiskets. the fireworks explode and they incinerate boog in the explosion. K.O then yogi looks at the explosion. yogi: i'm smarter than the average bear, and who was that guy?'''

'''results: (theme: main theme yogi bear) boomstick: wow, i thought boog was gonna have this one in the bag. wiz: boog couldof won by some means but yogi takes the victory. boomstick: yeah, yogi was was smarter than boog even if yogi can't match his strength, and yogi had flying machine shit. wiz: this produced a problem for boog since he doesn't know how to fly. boomstick: just say that boog can't possibly kill yogi. wiz: boog was a brute but yogi's intelligence, arsenal, and planmaking put boog to rest. boomstick: yogi's plan really fire"worked"'''

wiz: the winner is yogi bear

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note: the conncetions between boog and yogi that they are cartoony bears who show no ways of average bears and they have unhealthy addictions to food with boog being fishy crackers/woohoo bars and yogi being picnic baskets that have food in them