User blog comment:Blade0886/Cards Against Humanity: Death Battle Fanon deck/@comment-27822848-20160203111625

Black Cards:
 * _____ could beat Eden.
 * And the next member of Legend Tier is:
 * ____ is so weak, even Dan Hibiki could beat him.
 * When I first started writing battles here, I had _____ beat _____.
 * AND HIS NAME IS _____
 * One time, I got blocked on the wiki for:
 * _____. That's the way to become an admin on the wiki.
 * No, you're wrong. Clearly, the best waifu is _____.
 * What did I lewd last time I was on Chatzy?

White Cards:
 * Eden
 * Dan Hibiki's 12th loss
 * Hipper Wario
 * Waluigi's Universal Foot
 * The Animatronics
 * Metal and Titanium
 * JOHN CENA!
 * Claiming that Freddy Fazbear can wield a sword
 * Giving Raven another fucking win
 * AWC's who think they can debate
 * Asking what two combatants have in common
 * Para, being a shitty admin again
 * Finally writing a battle that wins a poll
 * Shit.EXE
 * Praying to Madoka that she doesn't vaporize you like she did Goku and Palutena
 * Picking a fight with Superman twice
 * Spamming in chat
 * Hunger Games Lina
 * Going to Chatzy to lewd
 * My waifu
 * Erza Scarlet
 * Wolverine the planet buster
 * The Godzilla AWC
 * Frisk
 * Kirito, Emotionless Wonder
 * Shipping ShaQua seriously