Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-26385028-20170319155221/@comment-27743658-20170319175351

Wiz: The world of Super Mario Bros has some weird characters.

Boomstick: You have a plumber that saves ladies, a dino that eats fire, a mother fucking rabbit that steals shit, you got a lot of weird stuff.

Wiz: And then you have Waluigi.

'''Boomstick: Waluigi is a tall man with an impossible mustache. He's the partner to Wario, the anti-Mario, so that makes him the anti-Luigi.'''

Wiz: I guess so. But the thing is, people don't really know where Waluigi came from. He just came out of nowhere in Mario Tennis. We don't know his connection with Wario either. Some say they're brothers based on how they're counterparts to the Mario BROTHERS. Others say they're cousins, some say they're friends.

Boomstick: We do know one thing for sure...Waluigi is...kinda depressing.

Wiz: Imagine being rejected by everyone, having a crush on a girl who hates your guts, being an outcast, and having the only person you have in your life disappointed at you a lot. You would probably be like him too. Evil-like, anti-social.

Boomstick: But who needs depression when you have WALUIGI MEMES! Add a photo to this gallery Wiz: Ugh. Despite his goofy nature, Waluigi is actually pretty though. Waluigi is skilled in verious sports, inculding Baseball, soccor, go-karting, pinball, and tennis.

'''Boomstick: He even has his own branded sports equipment, like bats, boxing gloves, and rackets. I've been thinking of getting my own branded shotgun. THE BOOMSTICK BLASTER. That's also the nickname I gave my wi-'''

Wiz: WALUIGI ALSO has other weapons.

Boomstick: You got your standard bombs, a man eating plant, and the ability to control the derection a ball moves.

Wiz: It's not like that's the only power Waluigi has. Waluigi can teleport short distances as well as bend water.

Boomstick:...Who at Nintendo thought Waluigi needed to water bend?

Wiz: No idea.

Boomstick: Also, who at Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to have Waluigi be able to survive an explodion the size of a castle, and explodion bigger than an intire stadium, and a firework blast that was about the size of an island?

Wiz: The same guy who decided to have Waluigi land perficly on his feet after a fall from the clouds.

Boomstick: Why is Waluigi able to do all this stuff?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Wiz: Because he can easily pound people underground by stomping, get squashed as flat as a pancake and get back up in seconds, hit tennisballs sohard they rip through nets, and even move so fast, it looked like he was teleporting.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: A true althlete. Babe Ruth? Forget him. Move over because Waluigi is taking over.'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Wiz: Waluigi is in no way flawless. He's egotisitcal, and can lose his tempere easily.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">'''Boomstick: Well he may just look like a tall creepy dude with a rose. Waluigi is much more powerful than you think.'''