User blog:TendoTheGamer/Paper Toad Fanon - Story

And thus begins thy cringe.

Welcome to Paper Toad Fanon, the story of several Toads standing out in Color Splash, due to every Toad NPC being generic. These Toads are the last hope to a good Paper Mario game.

Here's the main character list, via Toads:

Tendo - Blue Toad with a Top Hat

Ari - Cyan Toad with a Fedora

Ice - Red Toad with a Striped Shirt

Destify - Orange Toad with a Eyepatch

Quaunt - Green Toad with a Potato

Pikells - Purple Toad with a Burger King Crown

Masta - Yellow Toad with a Trash Can Hat

Rex - Pink Toad with a Knight Helmet Mage - Rainbow Toad with Pink Bow, Chainsaw, and Godzilla Plushie strapped to their back

Let the story begin.

Chapter 1: Toadall Recall
Nintendo, Japan..

In the main Nintendo building, located in Japan, they had just released a trailer for the new Wii U game "Paper Mario Color Splash". This was the fifth installment in the game, and a huge disappointment due to Nintendo ignoring what their fans wanted.

Quickly, one of the employees, Bob, ran towards Miyamoto, a relevant Nintendo worker, who was the one who sent this idea.

''Bob: M'lord! Fans are giving negative results to Paper Mario: Color Splash! Also our video of it has more dislikes then likes.''

Miyamoto: !

Bob: what

''Miyamoto: They don't enjoy the idea? Then we must give something that all our fans want!''

Bob: You mean make another Thousand Year Door, like they've always wanted?

''Miyamoto: KEK! NO! MAKE EVERY NPC A GENERIC TOAD, AND MAKE IT A STICKER STAR REMAKE!''

Quickly, Miyamoto slammed his hand onto a red button. This button would activate the machine that doomed the world of Paper Mario, forever. And I mean mostly forever by saying forever.

Paper Mario, Grassy Plains..

A blue Toad wearing a top hat was walking through the grassy plains of the joyful paper world. No white outlines were on him like the normal days, and he was perfectly fine.

But suddenly, a figure came running towards him. It was another Paper Toad. But they had white outlines all over them, and several more of these generic red Toads were behind him.

Tendo, the Blue Toad, jumped back in fear and confusion.

Tendo: What the heck are you?

''Toad: HELP! MIYAMOTO..TURNED US INTO GENERIC TOADS! WHITE OUTLINES! WE--''

Before they finished, Tendo smashed into their face with a large rock. He then picked up the large rock, and kept smashing it down and down, shredding the Toad entirely. Then the Blue Toad with a Tophat pulled out a random lighter, and set the shreds on fire.

The other Toads ran for the nearby town, Tendo sighing in relief. Little did he know, they were infected. A very spreadable infection they had.

Toad Town..

A yellow Toad was in Toad Town, alongside several other colored and well designed Toads. The Toad was named Dio, who was one of the DBF Users, who was in peace.

But then one of the generic Toads jumped at him, biting his face, and clawing him to near death. A few seconds later, the Toad jumped off, leaving Dio to be turned into a Red Toad, with white outlines. The same generic Toad as usual.

The Generic Toads began running around and infecting the Toads, including a edgey black colored Toad with swords.

Mountain, with a view of that Toad Town..

Up in the forest were several dank memers, who memed in the trees alone. However, a Cyan Toad wearing a fedora leaped out of the tree, knocking a Pepe off the mountain upon landing.

Ari was this Toad. He looked over the horizon, then seeing the apocalypse itself starting, several Generic Toads. The Toad Town from down there was infected, now everyone being a generic Red Toad with white outlines.

Ari: oh snap waddup

Behind him leaped out two more Toads, which were memed Toads as well. One was the very definition of trash, who was yellow and wearing a trash can on his head, while the other was green with a potato taped to his head.

The yellow one wearing trash, and holding a Chara bodypillow and a Sans bodypillow, was named Masta. The green one with the potato was named Quaunt.

Masta: wat

Masta and Quaunt walked over, looking and seeing the apocolypse starting. A figure appeared behind them, which they first thought was one of the generic Toads.

''Masta: AGH! IT'S SO UGLY!''

''Quaunt: KILL IT WITH FIRE! IT'S A GENERIC INFECTED TOAD--''

The Toad, however, was blue with a top hat on. Tendo from earlier.

Tendo: I'm not infected.

Quaunt: IT'S STILL UGLY!

Quaunt quickly ripped out a bush beside him, throwing it at Tendo, who was hit by the bush. Masta pulled out a trash can full of Homestuck body pillows, and began smacking Tendo with it.

Tendo managed to push back Masta, then saying:

Tendo: I said I'm not infected!

Quaunt/Ari: o

Tendo sighed in relief.

Tendo: So, the apocolypse has started, so what the heck do we do now?

Masta: meh i'm going back to homestuck

The trashy Toad began walking away, but Tendo grabbed him and pulled him back over, then preparing to plan. But then Ari spotted a normal Toad, who was surrounded by the Generic Toads.

Near Toad Town..

Rex, a Pink Toad wearing a Knight Helmet, was surrounded by multiple Generic Toads, and was back at a wall. He picked up a stick to fit his hat's likely duties, and began slashing away at the Toads with it.

It wasn't very effective..

The rebelling Toads ran down there quickly, but still weren't arriving in time.

''Tendo: MASTA! YOU CAN'T JUST STOP TO START MAKING OUT WITH YOUR SANS BODY PILLOW EVERY FEW SECONDS!''

Rex was trying to feed the generic Toad a banana. Where he found it, it's best not to ask.

Quaunt: wait tendo

Tendo: What?

Quaunt waited a few seconds before responding.

Quaunt: you're trash btw

Quaunt then began running forward, Tendo following behind, and Ari and Masta as well. But before they got there, it was too late..except it sorta wasn't, because another Toad saved Rex.

Mage, a rainbow Toad with a chainsaw, pink bow, and a Godzilla plushie strapped to her back, cut several of the generic Toads in half with her chainsaw, leaving nothing but shreds left.

Tendo, Ari, Quaunt, and Masta arrived to Mage and Rex.

Ari: we were gonna do that

Tendo: well, those toads didn't make the cut

Booing occured at Tendo's pun.

Tendo: k

Masta: so what now

Tendo: we save the world

Tendo cued the generic edgey as heck anime ending credits, as the new team, the Toad Rebellion, ran off to find more Generic Toads to beat the crap out of.

And thus ends the prolouge act of the cringiest adventure of them all.