Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27743658-20170416024008/@comment-26024613-20170608204320


 * Make my own business and then steal from it.
 * Send thugs with guns in Elmer Fudd costumes to a furry convention
 * Execute Order 66
 * Set all channels to a marathon of The Big Bang Theory, but every time there's a laugh track a TV explodes randomly.
 * Put hidden cameras all around the world so that I can make funny montages of people dying.
 * Convert a nuke so that it only shoots out a bang flag, then sell it to a major terrorist group.
 * Put a Trojan man in Greece, then open it up, sending out millions of horses to stampede everybody.
 * Kidnap people with severe social issues, keep them tied up in a dark basement, and cheer them up while offering companionship - but also force them to speak with each other.
 * Start a stage production of a heist film, and convince the actors that a real bank is a set.
 * Order a cheeseburger with no cheese.
 * Make it look like I was shot in the head by a sniper, make whatever superhero there is protect me until they find out I was the sniper and the real sniper was me.
 * Murder the executives that cancelled Looney Tunes reruns, but only in ways Wile. E Coyote would do.
 * Open up a nacho bar. Put the cheese on first, then the chips.
 * Make identical copies of every piece of luggage I see at the airport and then put them on the carousel.
 * Open up a Korean restaurant next to a veterinary clinic.
 * Kidnap a bunch of cops and a bunch of criminals for a basketball game and dress up as the referee, only calling "foul" when the cops try to fight back, while the basketball is a bomb.
 * Become ambassador of Iran.