User blog:5555thExplosionMage/God's Mistake to This Awful World

This is a blog making fun of my favourite anime KONOSUBA. This contains spoilers and this is all satirical. The next one is going ot be me making fun of PMMM.

Konosuba is about dick lord, Michael Bae, water bitch, and hurtmeplz out to fight the demon king who has done absolutely nothing wrong except make the gods angry at him or something. How did start? LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU.

Episode 1
First dick lord gets absolutely murdered by a truck. However for comedic purposes that aren't even that funny he died of a heart attack from thinking he got ran over a truck that was actually a tractor that stopped in front of him. Water Bitch is like "lol u dead" and dick lord is like "fak u I'm dragging you with me". So the two get sent to a world that is perfectly fine however some demon lord is fucking shit up for some random reason other than plot.

Dick lord happens to be the biggest virgin that has ever existed on the planet so he drags water bitch over to some guild and is all like "MANG WE HERE TO JOIN FAIRY TAIL". Big boobs then responds with "m9 this is not some of that faking weeb shit dis is totally not sao but better" and dick lord is like "o". Dick lord gets rejected and water bitch and him sit around trying to figure out what to fucking do.

Water bitch says some shit to a priest who throws money at her thinking she's a stripper and she takes the money back. They use the money to join the guild. Dick lord becomes generic class because he is lucky and average. Water bitch becomes a godly class and all of the pimps in the crib want her in their fucking guild just so they can bang her. Water bitch and dick lord become construction workers for the rest of the episode and give some boring montage.

As with other generic weeb show we end off with the opening of the show because yay. This shows us a bunch of characters that have little to no screen time and a character that doesn't even show up or is mentioned until the OVA.

Episode 2
Coming soon