User blog:SuperSaiyan2Link/Akihiro Sez - Dragon Boy vs Magical Girl

Hello once again, it's your favourite man on earth, Akihiro Dragoscale, back with your favourite blog series ever, Akihiro Sez! Not, Akihiro Sex, which I almost wrote like seven times.

But, anyways, today I'm here with someone who I've fought on here before, someone who SuperSaiyan2Link once shipped me with… the Magical Girl, Sayaka Miki. Economy

'''Nice to be here, Akihiro. Even if my text is in bold, and this writer knows almost nothing about me.'''

Okay, okay, let's just calm down here. No need to go Oktavia.

… I was never angry.

That's okay, flat-chest, let it out. We all get angry somet—…

What did you just call me?

I called you flat, as in straight, as in… not gay. Heh heh.

Very believable.

Sorry, "flat-chest" was the first thing that cam to mind! I don't know, I didn't mean it offensively! I mean… at least you don't have THAT MUCH of a chest like Mami, considering you're 15.

'''You're right… I am fifteen! You're older than me!'''

You wouldn't be able to tell, though. Even I know that I'm immature.

You're alright.

Oh, thanks… you're okay, too. FOR A LITTLE KID. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU JUST RUINED THE MOMENT!

TOTALLY WORTH IT! GETTTTTT DUNKED ON, FLAT-CHEST!

'''SHUT UP! YOU HAVE A FLAT-CHEST TOO!'''

Wait, really?

Um… yeah.

Oh, Sayaka, I'm so sorry. Truly, that was very hypocritical of me...

That's alright, Akihi—

—TOO BAD I'M A GUY, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FLAT CHEST!!! OOOOOOHHHHHH—

*STAB*

Ow! What the hell?!

That's enough.

Fine, fine... But if you do it to me, I do it to you.

*STAB*

Agh...

Haha...! Wait, why is that wound healing so quickly?

You didn't hit my Soul Gem, so it didn't hurt me.

Wait, so what if I hit your—

'''—DON'T EVEN TRY! AKIHIROOOOO—'''

—Sorry. My sword is already swinging.

*CRACK!*

Hey, you look dead. …Sayaka? …Sayaka? Damn……… Huh? Her Soul Gem turned black...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oktavia? Shit. Welp, Akihiro Sez…

No matter what, make sure chivalry is *gulp* never dead.

Wait, I'm not even flat chested.

Oh, yeah! You're right!