User blog comment:Pikart767/Pokemon: Death Battle Fanon - Announcement and Fakemon/@comment-26259074-20170506043855

I know these weren't actual jokes from chat, but I just think they'd be cool (especially since I don't know what jokes go on in chat now since I don't go on anymore).

Basilarv (Basilisk + Larvae)

Classification: Scaly Larvae Pokémon

Type: Bug/Dragon

Entry: "This Pokémon is covered in many sharp scales that it uses as defense until it evolves. When near someone it can trust, it smoothens its scales."

Bryvermin (Brave + Wyvern + Vermin)

Evolves from Basilarv at level 24

Classification:

Type: Bug/Dragon

Entry: "After evolution, this Pokémon tests its new power by challenging tougher Pokémon. It can adapt to most environments, but are mostly found in forests."

Apskewdra (Aphid + Skewer + Dragon)

Evolves from Bryvermin at level 46

Classification: Lance Dragon Pokémon

Type: Bug/Dragon

Entry: "Despite how it looks, it is usually calm and gentle. With its four lance arms, it can easily impale its prey to sap on their energy."

Signature Move: Draconic Lunge - Dragon-Type. 90 base power. Apskewdra lunges forward with two of its arms to stab its target. Its lunging arms are surrounded by draconic energy. It has a 20% chance to raise Apskewdra's speed and lower its opponent's defense.