Samurai jack vs genji

Intro
Wiz: samurai's are known throughout fiction these two are often though of  samurai jack the samurai who must get back

to the past

boomstick: and genji the cybernetic samurai of overwatch he's wiz and i'm boomstick and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to find out who would win a death battle

Samurai jack
wiz: in the past of japan an evil shapeshifter named aku unleashed an unspeakable evil he killed a young one's dad

right in front of him thus jack set out to defeat him to good thus wielding a magicial fought aku but before he could

strike the final blow aku sent him through a portal into the future where aku is law now jack was now set to return

to the past and undo the future that is aku

boomstick: yeah it took quite a while too it got canceled before it could end then adult swim picked it up so yeah

wiz: jack is a master of wrestling horseback riding archery he survived a fall from space and many more

boomstick; yeah this guys is awesome his sword can can through anything and cab even break other blades and can

well...

ape: jump good

boomstick: yeah in fact he can leap 100 feet yes that far

wiz: yes jack's sword was made by the gods he surived being crushed by a 750 foot man he is skilled in ninja skilles or shinobi

as they call it


 * shows a shinobi clip*

nerd: shinobi is back!

wiz: boomstick!

boomstick: sorry couldn't resist

wiz: anyway jack is known for his quick stealth and quick thinking though he can't drive a car

boomstick: he has a mad self as an imaginary friend trying to wrongly influence him

wiz: his sword is also not as effective to those who aren't evil but can still kill an innocent person

boomstick: omg what the hell?! also his long way of being far from home makes him depressed plunging him deep into madness

heck he even has a fear of blood and ounce tired senpekku cause he though he slaughtered innocent children geez!

wiz: jack ounce lost his will to fight after losing his geta and can't fight barefoot plus he doesn't wear any form of armor

boomstick: also he is just too nice often helping others which got him turned into a chicken by a very anti social wizard

wiz: he can also lash out in rage at time especially against aku no matter what though samurai jack did eventually get back to the

past and defeated aku for good

jack: i have my blade be ready to fight

Genji
wiz: as a ninja genji is designed for sneaking around to enemy flanks and surprise them in overwatch he is a skilled ninja and has

cybernetic limbs which allow him to double jump he has an endless amount of shurikens a canto and a single kitana he defeated his

brother hanzo by countering his ult dragonstrike he can react fast enough to avoid or deflect sniper rifles

boomstick: he easily ounce sliced a car with his dragonblade

wiz: he is one of overwatch's most agile characters survived a rocket punch from doomfist  he can accurately carve a pumpkin with

his sword before it hit the ground and can even slice through arrows

boomstick: he fought the god diablo with help from d.va

wiz: despite this t his cybernetics are lightweight  has no superhuman endurance his attacks can only be preformed in short bursts

boomstick: yeah he can't deflects lasers beams streams electricity   he is designed for flanking rather then melee combat but

already knew that from earlier

wiz: genji's superhuman speed can be hacked by sombra also  winston the gorilla can dodge his attacks due to his jump pack and

has defeated him using the Tesla cannon

boomstick: yeah in his youth he was defeated by hanzo and is still haunted by his betrayal and doesn't know whether to consider

him an ally or enemy  he was outmaneuvered by tracer which makes sense cause she is super fast like the road runner on steroids

beep beep!

wiz: boomstick you know i hate it when you do that!

boomstick: sorry wiz couldn't help myself

wiz: genji was also defeated by the same rocketpunch from doomfist he survived he was knocked out and unconscious meaning if

an attack is hard enough genji will be unconscious

boomstick: but his kenshin kuro kyan or whatever is really powerful just by saying it a giant green dragon is unleashes onto his

opponents take a look


 * shows a clips of him using it on hanzo*

boomstick: see that is awesome

wiz: yes this attacks is really powerful thought like we said it can only be done in a short burst  despite this genji has proven

himself to become a member of overwatch

genji: my blade is ready to be unleashed

Fight Intro
Wiz: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

boomstick: it's time for a death battle!!!!

Pre-Fight
(a small village)

samurai jack is seen meditating on a single boulder he then hears a sound of terror sound  jack angrily sighs

jack: always when i'm meditating

jack then ran to the sound and saw genji attacking a woman

jack: you there

genji turns to jack

jack: hurting women is not nice

genji: this woman is evil i must not allow her to live

jack: you have a sword

genji: yes

jack: i have a sword too

genji: i guess we will see who had the better sword

jack: seems like it

Announcer: FIGHT!