Jacky's Season 1 Losers Battle Royale

'''For JackytheJack's eleventh death battle, they have decided to take all of the losers from the first season and pit them all against each other to see who's the best loser. Quick warning that this is going to be a long battle so you may wanna be prepared. So, needless to say, major WIP. '''

Interlude
'''Boomstick: Uh, Wiz, can you tell me why we're doing this again? Like, I don't see why this is necessary. '''

Wiz: I mean, There's no reason why we shouldn't. Besides it's just what the script says.

Boomstick: I mean, okay I get it the script says it but-

Wiz: Since we're approaching the season finale, and a lot of combatants have fallen, it's time to see who's the best loser of them all.

Boomstick: And the best way to solve that is to put them all in an arena and have them fight to the death, hosted by...who the hell is Jacky?

Wiz: I...don't know. Er...Lucio! Overwatch's Supportive musicmaker,

Boomstick: Amumu, the Rift's very own sad mummy, 

Wiz: Ashe, the ice queen of Avarosa,

Boomstick: Jeff the Killer, one creepy pasta,

Wiz; Jane the Killer, a female creepy pasta, and hunter of Jeff,

Boomstick: Ugh...Paul Blart, the mall cop,

Wiz: Raphael, the cool but rude ninja turtle,

Boomstick: Makarov, the terrorist that sparked World War 3,

Wiz: The Koopa, Bowser's loyal minion, and member of the Koopa Troop,

'''Boomstick: And Aiden Pearce, the Hacker of Chicago, the Fox, the Vigillante. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. '''