User blog comment:Hellfire King Char/Dumbpocalypse-signups/@comment-5007477-20160517030019

Name Mage
 * Gender- Female
 * Age- Mage
 * Bio- check my prof
 * What was I doing Pre-Dumbpocalypse- Eating dougnuts and making machines VIA explosion magic. Something that should be impossible but I can do
 * Height- short
 * Appearance- Megumin with cat ears and tail
 * Motto- "Blow s%^& up"
 * capabilities- explosions, making machines with explosions, making universes with explosions, more explosions, did I mention explosions. cat reflexes, explosions, doing GA, explosions, and explosions
 * recklessness factor- how much impulse decides your life- explosions
 * favorite franchise to wank- Touhou
 * Robo-Trump, Bernzilla, or Hillaroid- THE WALLUDO
 * You have a brick, a clock, a toaster, and scissors. How do you shot web?- Well this question is rather simple. I have a brick, clock, toaster, and scissors. However what they can do is unspecified. How I did it was I stopped time with the clock to allow me to create something using the toaster, scissors, and brick. VIA magic I adjusted the size of the toaster to be able to fit the brick inside and I used scissors to cut the wire that gives the spring that brings the bread up something to hold it back. Then the matter was turning on the toaster, aiming, and waiting in my little time bubble. The toaster went off the brick flew out of it and I started time again with the clock. The brick hit the web in the face and he died. That is how I shot the web.
 * Special Hax- Explosions
 * IF you land in a maximum-security Russian Prison, how do you escape?- It is simple, explosions.
 * Expansion or Retraction- I''m a girl so... I like it when GA expands so... expansion?
 * Hell is- on earth
 * How do I conquer the Papier-Mache Lily Pad- Well, if you manage to bypass the secret codes on floor 534 you should be able to find the amiibo room. Use the MLG Goku amiibo so you can have the MLGha in your weapon arsenal. Then it is just a matter of spamming that move on anything in your path.
 * Favorite thing to hoard- GA