The Batter VS Sans

The Batter vs Sans is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Sans from the popular Indie game Undertale and The Batter from the indie video game OFF.

Description
''Undertale VS OFF! Genocide halter VS Genocidal maniac! It's a battle of polar opposites from indie RPGs as a mass murderer takes on a mass murderer ender, will Batter experience a bad time or will Sans be the next victim to be "purified"?''

Interlude
'''Boomstick: Hey Wiz! You know what I love?'''

Wiz: No....?

'''Boomstick: Polar opposites! Specially genocidal vs halter!'''

''Wiz: Like, The Batter, from OFF? The genocidal purifier.''

Wiz: And our job is analyze their armor, weapons and skills to find out who would win, a DEATH BATTLE.

The Batter
Cue ~ Desperatly Safe

''Wiz: On a world, a man on white appeared on Zone 0, looking like a baseball player– a batter, to be exact, has a clear goal... Purify the world. He wasn't alone, an entity called The Player was with him.''

'''Boomstick: 4th wall breaking? Whoohoooo! Deadpool number two!'''

''Wiz: (clears throat) Anyways, this man met a cat called The Judge, they talked and the confident cat let him into Zone 1, this Man's name, you may ask? His name was, The Batter.''



Boomstick: This man's history continues when he adventures between Zone 1, where The judge tells him about a sentinent ring called "Add-on", which can help him on combat, thus, this ring's name is Alpha

Cue ~ Flesh Maze tango

Wiz: Correct Boomstick, The Batter ventured between the halls of the massive building and met Zacharie, who seels items at people and-

Zacharie: Someone called?

Boomstick: Wait, WHAT?!

''Wiz: ... Lets continue with the history please.... Anyways, Batter after a few puzzles and learning how stuff works on the zones right before meting it's guardian, Dedan.''

'''Boomstick:... A huge dick! You see, this guy's a total dictator that abuses his own workers, says bad words, and his own appearence is awful!'''

Wiz: This guardian fights our friend on a battle that ends on the guardians' defeat, and purification of the Zone. '''Boomstick: Is that being purified? And what are those baby-like things?'''

Wiz: They're called "Secretaries", their origins are unknown, but they're quite dangerous individuals, plus, they attack with math operations

'''Boomstick:.... This is getting weird.'''

Prelude
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEE!!!