User blog:Farkusmcfeely/Have a Heart: Free the Burger King

I recently joined this wiki and learned that I wasn't able to use the legendary Burger King in a battle with Ronald McDonald. People said he was "featless." I'd like to disprove that, as well as as reserve the Ronald McDonald vs. Burger King battle.

All of his feats are collected in[| this respect thread]. (I didn't make this). If this is too long, I'll sum everything up in two paragraphs:



The Burger King is known for his insane stealth ability. One time, he broke into McDonald’s Headquarters, and he even has an entire stealth game dedicated to his sneaking exploits. The King is able to sneak up on just about anybody. Additionally, the Burger King has shown proficiency in dancing, skiing, skateboarding, football, pocketbike riding, boxing managing, log rolling, construction working, and seduction.





The Burger King isn’t just a stealth expert, he also has a slew of magical powers at his disposal. He can create small items at will, open doors to any Burger King on the planet, brought his own shadow to life, can fire streams of milkshake from an empty cup, and once conjured a lion from out of nowhere. He’s shown numerous forms of levitation and teleportation, including the ability to appear out of images of himself. He even has the ability to transform himself and others, shifting his own size, turning someone into a milkshake, and granting some people superpowers.





 Anyways, that's my plea. Mods, please unban the King. He deserves it.