Trevor Philips VS Dallas

Trevor Philips VS Dallas is a What-If? episode of Death Battle. It features Trevor Philips from the Grand Theft Auto series and Dallas of the Payday series.

Description
''Grand Theft Auto VS Payday! It's a criminal's gunfight here on Death Battle! Despite raised from childhoods of crime and having infamous reputations in their respective states, these two conniving heisters have never crossed paths - until now!''

Interlude
Wiz: The criminal underworld... one of the most mysterious places across all mediums. In gaming, it's no different. Criminals come in all shapes and sizes, and these two are some of the most dangerous of the bunch.

Boomstick: Trevor Philips, the reknowned psychopath of Grand Theft Auto...

Wiz: ...and Dallas, the Payday Gang's face of fear.

Boomstick: It's unsurprising that, given enough time for prep and planning, both Trevor and Dallas can accomplish pretty much any mission given to them.

Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment and certain skills helpful in a one-on-one situation. Also, there will be no team-mate interference allowed.

'''Boomstick: No clowns, no friends to help - it's only between these two infamous baddies. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Trevor Philips
Wiz: Born from a childhood of parental abuse and the killing of various animals and sometimes even people, Trevor Philips is a psychopathic yet strangely respectful weapons trader and drug dealer part of the three man team sending a state-wide crime wave across Los Santos alongside Franklin and Michael in an attempt to gain riches and power. His short temper combined with his addiction to drugs and crime makes him dangerous, and even the slightest irritation from a passer-by is enough to spark Trevor to go on a bloodlusted rampage of mass murder.

Boomstick: He's Jack Thompson's worst nightmare!

Wiz: All of this was achieved from him and his life despite being born in one of the most polite and respectful places on Earth...

Boomstick: ...CANADA.

*Canadian national anthem briefly plays before Wiz's voice brings it back down*

Wiz: ...Which is a place he doesn't want to talk about and is quick to shove under the rug.

Boomstick: Because when you live in America, who needs to talk about the other places in the world?

Wiz: I'd say it's more to do with his past more than anything.

Boomstick: Well, regardless, he's prominent in combat with his experience as a military aviation pilot, and is a very good strategist and planner when thinking a robbery through.

Wiz: And on top of that, he is expertly skilled with all kinds of weaponry. Guns, grenades, equipment, and even mundane items such as a hammer, and is able to get them from the same branch of gun store in Grand Theft Auto lore.

Boomstick: Walma-I mean, Ammu-Nation!

Wiz: From here, he can gain all manners of weaponry; pistols, machine guns, even a minigun and a rocket launcher!

'''Boomstick: But he does have favourites. On his first array of outings, he wields his .45 ACP Pistol, his Pump Action Shotgun, his 6 barrel Grenade Launcher, and for those extra-special moments, a friggin' hatchet! Though, he always gets his bare hands in for a punch here and there.'''

Wiz: But these aren't the wildest abilities Trevor possesses. In fact, Trevor literally weaponizes his own anger into a skill known as Invulnerability.

Trevor activates his Invulnerability skill and goes on a rampage.

Boomstick: Clearly The Hulk has got some serious competition.

Wiz: This skill weaponizes Trevor's anger and helps him resist damage and dish out much more to his foes.

'''Boomstick: With this, he can resist practically anything thrown at him. He can survive cougar bites and blasts from a Rhino cannon! That's pretty friggin' strong! But he still takes the after-effects of the attack, such as being run down by cars or being blasted by a grenade. I knew it had a flaw somewhere...'''

Wiz: Trevor is very skilled despite his violence. He's brave enough to take on the FIB and various gangs in order to blast his way with Trevor Philips Industries to the top of the weapons and drugs pyramid in Los Santos, and is a skilled pilot.

'''Boomstick: Even for a drugged up violent psycho, he's a master of crime. Los Santos' police had difficulty with catching this criminal, and always will have. If you get in this fella's way, don't bother running - in his eyes, you're already going to die!'''

''Trevor: You are out of business. The Lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Philips Enterprises, or they ain't goin'!''

Dallas
Wiz: In the depths of Washington DC, a brand new crime system was born. One that would be a massive undercover syndicate for criminal activity. This would be known as... CrimeNet.

Boomstick: Skynet's got nothin' on this!

Wiz: Formed with the mind of the man known by many criminals as Bain, and with the assistance of various contractors, CrimeNet would allow for the infamous Payday Gang to make Washington their personal playground. And among the four men returning from their previous stint of crime is the man known as Dallas, Nathan Steele-

'''Boomstick: HAHAHAHA! I get it! Nathan STEAL! HAHAHAhahaha... Ah... creativity like that is why Payday 2 gets console updates...'''

Wiz: ...Anyway, Dallas is a criminal genius with one of the most conniving minds in history. He is an expert in heists and is a top-quality planner, only surpassed by the likes of Bain and The Dentist. He is very dominant and if a civilian holds a special item such as a keycard, he can take it and use it to the same effect as the original owner.

'''Boomstick: And of course, he has GUNS! He has his Chimano 88 pistol, his AMCAR assault rifle, his pack of hand grenades, and for up-close encounters, he can either use his fists or his actual gun to jam into people! Seriously!'''

Part of the PAYDAY Web Series plays, where Dallas smacks a member of the First World Bank to the ground.

Boomstick: Oh, and he also does medicine.

Wiz: Dallas' equipment of choice is the Doctor Bag. He can place this down anywhere and allows himself and his team mates to heal fully and restore revival counters.

'''Boomstick: I'm not gunna lie, his guns are crap. But that's okay, cuz he's got some skill trees to grow with! Skill trees... If I ever find plants that can give me perks, I might actually consider being a gardener.'''

Wiz: He has a multitude of skills to enhance his speed, his stamina, his stability with his guns, an ability to revive with a pistol kill, increasing melee skills, et cetera, et cetera.

Boomstick: That is a hell of a lot of skills.

Wiz: On heists, he wears a two-piece suit, which allows himself to have maximum speed and dodge at the expense of low armor.

Boomstick: Not to mention he looks classy as all hell.

Wiz: Dallas has performed many great heists over his career. He has performed jobs on the First World Bank, the Benevolent, GO Bank, and has been part of fighting against gangs such as the Mendozas.

'''Boomstick: Stealing many great things along the way. Money... Gold... Servers... Artifacts... even The Diamond. No, not just any old diamond, THE Diamond, bitches.'''

The end of The Diamond trailer plays where Dallas stares into The Diamond, before presumably shooting whoever is behind him.

Wiz: His criminal mastery makes him the most recognized of the Payday Gang, and he is even known as the face that everyone fears.

'''Boomstick: There's a reason he's one of the most wanted criminals in DC's crime records. He's one of CrimeNet's greatest robbers, and justifies anyone's fear of clowns.'''

''Dallas: Think about your family, think about your friends. Do not, I repeat, do not be a hero now.''

DEATH BATTLE!
The scene for the battle is within a busy city, presumed to be Washington DC. A full shot of a Harvest and Trustee bank is shown, before it cuts to Trevor, stood outside of the bank. He cracks his knuckles before stepping towards the bank, drawing a pistol as he shuts the doors. Soon, sceaming is heard and the bank's alarm inevitably goes off.

*Cue PAYDAY 2: Ode to Greed instrumental*

Shortly after the alarm being raised, several police cars pull up to the bank. Trevor opens the doors to the bank, with a bag full of cash on his bag, another in one hand, and his pistol in the other. The police officers draw their weapons, but Trevors shoots four times, killing all of the officers. The screen cuts to black, and then from back as Trevor walks down the street with his winnings. Elsewhere, a blue van is heading from a different street towards Trevor's location. Inside the van, Dallas is cooped up in the back, ready to hit Trevor.

Bain: Okay Dallas, you almost there?

''Dallas: Yep. Run the plan.''

''Bain: Right... we're about to intercept this amateur who's just robbed the Harvest and Trustee. Two bags worth of cash, maybe even some bigger valuables on him. Take him down, Dallas. You've got this one in the bag, I know you can do well.''

Trevor continues to walk down the street, when the van screeches up nearby and intercepts him.

Bain: Get him!

The back doors of the van open, and Dallas gets out, putting on his mask. Trevor's eyes widen slightly upon seeing him wear the clown mask. Dallas draws his pistol in Trevor's direction.

Dallas: Drop the bags!

Trevor gets angry and points his pistol at Dallas.

Trevor: Fuck you, old man!

Both of them stand opposite each other, their pistols aimed at each other. On the top right corner of the screen, 5 stars appear, two of them in solid white to represent a 2-star wanted level.

Bain: Good luck!

FIGHT!

Results
Who would you be rooting for? Trevor Philips Dallas