Nintendo Sidekicks Battle Royale

Description
''Super Mario vs Legend of Zelda vs Donkey Kong vs Kirby!!! Which Player 2 is the most delicious second banana! Mmmm....Banana.''

Interlude
Wiz: Heroes go on journeys constantly, fighting monsters, saving princesses...

Boomstick: They can't do it without some help.

Wiz: We will be taking a look at the strongest and most rememorable partners.

Boomstick: Luigi, Mario's Player Two.

Wiz: King Dedede, Kirby's Player Two.

Boomstick: Midna, Link's Player Two.

Wiz: And Diddy Kong, Link's Player Two.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.....