User blog:MacabreHarmony/Why Even? Games

 As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

 SammyClassicSonicFan runs into the cornucopia and hides.

 Doge grabs a sword.

 Snoop Dogg runs away from the Cornucopia.

 Balloon Boy sets an explosive off, killing Dio Brando, Shulk , and Rosalina.

 Foxy runs away from the Cornucopia.

 Homer Simpson and Chell fight for a bag. Homer Simpson gives up and retreats.

 Marty McFly takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

 The Doctor grabs a backpack and retreats.

 Steve takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

 Lelouch vi Brittiana grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

 Freddy scares Shrek away from the cornucopia.

 SuperMinecraftKid finds a bag full of explosives.

 Frieza runs away from the Cornucopia.

 Liam Neeson runs away from the Cornucopia.

 Knuckles runs away from the Cornucopia.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Quantonaut runs away from the Cornucopia.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Ian Malcom runs away from the Cornucopia.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Light Yagami runs away from the Cornucopia.

Chester Cheetah finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

I'd expect Sammy to hide. He's just a kid! Also, how did Doge grab a sword? The world may never know. Nice job BB! You killed a time-manipulating vampire, a god, and a celestial being! But how did you even use the landmine? Homer, come on! She doesn't know how to fight! Lelouch, Lelouch, Lelouch. How did you not tell it was empty with your big brain? Shrek got sp00kd by Freddy. NO! DON'T GIVE SUPERMINECRAFT KID EXPLOSIVES YOU DOLTS!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Snoop Dogg chases Light Yagami.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Chell, Liam Neeson , and SammyClassicSonicFan start fighting, but Liam Neeson runs away as Chell kills SammyClassicSonicFan.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Quantonaut overhears Shrek and Homer Simpson talking in the distance.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Balloon Boy sets an explosive off, killing Steve, Foxy , and Lelouch vi Brittiana.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Marty McFly thinks about home.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Ian Malcom discovers a cave.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Doge steals from Frieza while he isn't looking.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Knuckles severely injures Freddy, but puts him out of his misery.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> SuperMinecraftKid and Chester Cheetah work together for the day.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> The Doctor receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Ouch! Sammy got a Portal Gun to the face! And Liam, good job on running. That kid could burst your eardrums. BB sets off another explosive, this time killing Steve, Lelouch, and...Foxy!? Okay, Steve and Lelouch are a threat, but Foxy!? He's your best friend BB! Dick move. Ian Malcom found a cave, good thing he has a flare to light it up. Doge you trickster! You stole from muddafudding Frieza! Bravery Award 2015 goes to Doge. Knuckles just killed Freddy. (TBC)