Super Monkey vs Super Brainz

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Bloons Tower Defense vs Plants vs Zombies. What parody of Superman will save their day?

(This is my first Fanon Death Battle in a long, long time. Hopefully this will be fun. Also, credit to Vs Battle Wiki for the calculations used in this battle)

Inderlude
''Wiz: Everyone needs a source of hope to keep going even in the darkest of times. To put it simply, every society has their heroes.''

Boomstick: Even Monkeys and Zombies in tower defense games.

Wiz: The Super Monkey, bane of Bloons,

'''Boomstick: And Super Brainz, a pain to all Plants. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And together it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.

Super Monkey pops into DEATH BATTLE!
(Cue Bloons Tower Defense 4 Main Theme)

''Wiz: Once, there was a society of intelligent monkeys. But, they were attacked by a... strange invader to be sure.''

'''Boomstick: Fucking Balloons! Seriously, how are they even a threat? How can they think? Why do they choose to go a certain route instead of just floating over everything? Why are they even attacking Monkeys to begin with? Were they able to think in the original Bloons? If so, why did they just stand there and get popped? I am asking questions that no man should have to ask!'''

''Wiz: It's a primarily flash based tower defense about Monkeys popping balloons, which are purposefully mispelled as "Bloons". I feel like the less questions asked the better. But due to the Bloons being a threat, somehow, the Monkeys had to put up a defense. And, the strongest of these defenders is the Super Monkey.''

(Cue Bloons TD Battles Main Theme)

Note: While there are several Super Monkeys, most of them have the same power set. The "Main" Super Monkey, and the one that we're primarily going to be using, appears to be the one from the Bloons Super Monkey series

'''Boomstick: As you'd expect from a Superman clone, Super Monkey can fly and shoot laser beams from his eyes. He can even upgrade it to shooting Plasma!'''

''Wiz: In-game descriptions state that Plasma Blasts vaporize everything they touch. While this is clearly a hyperbole as larger blimp-class Bloons can take hits from this with ease, they can vaporize Lead Bloons. Vaporizing a Balloon made of lead would yeild over Thirty two million joules of energy. To compare, Anti-Tank mines are typically about Twenty nine million joules.''

Boomstick: But, the Super Monkey always carries countless darts that he throws at high speeds.

''Wiz: Hypersonic, to be exact. This isn't the end, either. They also can throw said darts planetry distances. This isn't even getting into their strongest abilities.''

Boomsitck: Wiz, why do you keep saying "They" when talking about the Super Monkey?

''Wiz: It's actually confirmed that all monkeys other then Hero Monkeys indroduced in the sixth game are genderless. Not to be confused with the Super Monkey being a Superhero. Their different.''

(Music Stops)

There are several seconds of scilence.

'''Boomstick: Okay. But why though?'''

(Cue Bloons Rock Party)

''Wiz: The Super Monkey can get their strongest abilities from one of three upgrade paths. One turns the Super Monkey into a cyborg with two guns. Another turns the Super Monkey into a familiar-looking vigilante.''

'''Boomstick: Hold on. Is... IS THAT BATMAN!'''

Wiz: Legally no. Basically yes.

Boomstick: Wouldn't that be a downgrade?

''Wiz: Apparently not. Anyways, these have two powerful abilities in Annihilate and Legend of The Night. Annihilate destroys everything within a few meters of them completely and utterly.''

Boomstick: Legend of The Night automatically activates when others are endangered, creating a black aura that brings down even the strongest foes the Super Monkey has faced in one shot.

''Wiz: Even without these, the Super Monkey is also skilled in the use of Boomerangs; Spiked Balls; Shurikens; Explosives; Normal, Fire, Ice and Lightning Magic and Plasma Whips. Another characteristic of the Super Monkey is their charisma. They have leigons of fans ready to fight for him at his beck and call. Dart Monkeys, Pilots, Ninjas and even a Yeti. Their so charismatic that they literally weaponized it into an attack. But, by far the greatest ability of the Super Monkey is being an avatar of the Sun God, powered by the core of the Sun.''

Boomstick: Hold on, what?

''Wiz: Yeah, this superhero just so happens to be the avatar of the god that the civilization that they protect worship. But, they can go even farther. They can become the Monkey Temple, but at a high price.''

'''Boomstick: Yeah! It's way to expensive! How the hell are you supposed to get this without farming money?'''

Wiz: That's not what I mean.

(Cue Tribes and Tribulations)

''Wiz: The Sun Temple demands sacrifice, instantly absorbing every monkey around it to increase it's power. Then, the True Sun God themselves can be summoned, sacrificing yet more Monkeys. They can basically do everything the Super Monkey can do, but obviously greatly enhanced.''

Boomstick: Well, after all that build-up that's kind of underwhelming.

Wiz: But, even without the power of a god, cybernetic enhancements or copyright infringement, the Super Monkey is by far the Monkey's strongest line of defense.

Super Monkey: Is it a bird? A plane? It's something, even better... ME!!!

Super Brainz carries away DEATH BATTLE!
(Cue PvZ Heroes Grasswalk)

''Wiz: One day, someone's house was attacked by Zombies. As such, they planted Plants to defend themselves with some help from their crazy neighbor.''

'''Boomstick: Then EA bought the rights, fired everyone who made the game, and made several cash grabs. Oh, wait, that's not what happened in the story. Whoops.'''

''Wiz: One day, after an extended time of conflict between Plants and Zombies, the leader of the Zombies decided to do something to break the stalemate. Doctor Edgar George Zomboss created a machine that transformed a regular zombie into a far stronger hero called Super Brainz.''

(Cue PvZ Heroes Superhero Theme)

''Wiz: He then proceeded to immediately touch a button that said "Do not Touch", causing the machine to explode, creating hero plants and zombies all across the world. Comedy is, unfortunately, is an issue for a lot of people in my line of work.''

'''Boomstick: Yeah. Like that one time you blew up the bug zapper and the mosquito became mutants with electricity powers.'''

''Wiz: Yeah, that was not my greatest moment. ''

Boomstick: Funny as all hell, though.

''Wiz: Anyways, Super Brainz has a number of different abilities. His main method of attack is simply using his fists. He can also fire beams from his fingers, though if he does this for too long he'll be unable to do it for a while.''

'''Boomstick: He also has the Heroic Kick, where he kicks. Surprise, I know. He can also use the Turbo Twister, where he spins so fast he creates a small tornado!'''

''Wiz: Super Brainz also has the Super Ultra Ball, where he charges up energy and can fling it out in one of three ways. A basic blast, several smaller blasts, or a slow homing blast.''

'''Boomstick: He also has telepathy, for some reason, as well as Cut Down to Size. This ability allows him to one shot stronger enemies, but it does nothing to weaker enemies.'''

''Wiz: He can also emit a noxious smell known as Super Stench. This allows his attacks to one shot pratically anyone if their not armored. But, even without this, Super Brainz has incredible strength. At one point, he punched a bean hard to earth hard enough to create a massive explosion that could be seen from space. Judging by the size of the explosion compared to the size of the Earth, we can determine that this attack is worth almost eighty tetratons of TNT. That's more as the world's nuclear stockpile at it's peak, three thousand four hundred times over!''

Note: While it could be argued that it was the bean that caused this blast, as explosive beans are common in the Plants vs Zombies universe, the fact that Super Brainz was able to fight it at all shows he should scale

'''Boomstick: Damn! I'd hate to be where that happened! As if Brazil didn't have enough shit happening to them!'''

''Wiz: But, Super Brainz is not without his weaknesses. Despite being deceptively intelligent, being considered a "brainy" zombie, he is an absolute narcissist. He also constantly believes that he's in an action movie, and as such rarely takes things seriously. By which I mean never.''

Boomstick: Still, if this zombie comes on your lawn, you might want a bit more then some walnuts for defense.

Super Brainz punches a plant three times, sending it flying. He then rapidly kicks another, spins like a tornado to defeat four more and fires an energy blast at the last one before posing.