User blog:WarpyNeko930/Warpy's Mystery Dungeon Log

DAY ONE
I turn on the game to see someone saying that they "found me" and I had to lend my energy to go to the world of Pokemon. Reminded me of Explorers of Sky

I took the quiz, and I got a Bulbasaur. I didn't want to be picky, so I went with it, and my partner was Piplup, a sort of Perfect fit really.

I see Deoxys flying around in space at one point, and the Rayquaza comes flying through like "MOVE BITCH"

Then I wake up, drink some water after my Rainbow LSD Quiz Trip, and then I get attacked by some douchey Beeheeyem. I team up with a lovable Nuzleaf named Nuzleaf (no shit) and we run through a mystery dungeon.

Turns out there's a belly system now. I can already tell that's going to suck later on.

I made it to the 3rd floor of Lush Forest and I saw that

"Wurple picked up the 22"

And my mind went "TWENTY TWO BUCKS?! HELL YEAH!"

I tracked down that Wurmple and murdered that sorry bitch in cold blood...

Ahem...

Then I went on to slaughter everyone on the floor while searching for money, because any good Gameplayer knows that you need money to get forward in games. And what's better than free money?

Floor 4

Murdered 2 Wurmple's and a Glameow, along with a Tadpole Pokemon thingy. Then I saw that Wurmple took the Pecha Berry.

...

Oh Wurmple...don't you know?~

So with 40 hunger left I set out to kill his ass.

I leveled up too (FINALLY)

I traversed some hallways and murdered 2 Wurmple. Found a Pecha Berry. Lucky me.

Found Free money, 16 Dollars, Fuck Yes.

Killed a Glameow, went to the next floor.

"You've had a great Adventure Today! You should rest before you play more."

...Fuck you Game.

CUTSCENE TIME! Nuzleaf and I relax a bit before he decides to leave me, but then remembers I have amnesia. Thanks friend.

Oh he leaves anyway? Thhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

Oh wait. He takes one look at my Sexy Ass Bulbasaur Face and decides to give me a hand. Whoo.

Oh so I can go to Nuzleafs house? Hmm...depends...may we Pokeflix and Ice Beam? I hit Yes.

Can't say I don't love the music in this thing. Sounds Like Fairy Tail and Mario Party.

Oh shit, looks like it took us a while to get home.

Serene Village?

Serene...Serena?~ Jk.

"To the village where ??? is destined to meet a certain Pokemon"

My soulmate. Okay.

"Lifetime partner"

YUP. SOULMATE.

So, I guess that wraps it up for night one. Hope you enjoyed!