Dragons Battle Royal

This what-if? battle royal pits Shruikan (Inheritance cycle), Smaug (The Hobbit), and Dragon Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Description
Shruikan, Smaug, and Dragon Maleficent are some of pop cultures most fearsome and evil dragons to have ever existed, Now it is an all out fight to see who is the most malevolent of them all.

Interlude
''Wiz: There are few things in this world that can inspire awe and terror like a dragon. Some of the most fearsome and down right malevolent are...''

Boomstick: Shruikan the nightmare of the Inheritance Cyle

Wiz: Smaug from the Hobbit...

'''Boomstick: and Dragon Maleficent.... He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick'''

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills who would win a death battle

Shruikan
Wiz: In the land of Alagaësia the mad king, Galbatorix was lost to rule if he did not have a dragons.

Boomstick: Desperate to gain incredbile power very fast Galbatorix forcibly bonded the mighty black Shruikan

Wiz: With Shruikan by his side Galbatorix made war against the riders and won, but it came at the cost off.

'''Boomstick: His fucking mind! Shruikan is utterly insane having lost all of his humanity and will power to his master'''

''Wiz: Shruikan's only desire is to burn and destroy every last being and plant until nothing remained. ''

'''Boomstick: Even though he is insane there is no denying his accomplishments. He is the one of the only dragons to have survived the fall of the rider, has defeated much more powerful dragons and their riders, and is powerful enough to take on an army of magical users alone.'''

''Wiz: Even so Shruikan's first and last appearence was in the last book, so his powers, abilities, and skills are limited. We can only compare and multiply it to suit Shruikan''

'''Boomstick: Dragons breath fire, fly, and use powerful claws and teeth. Plus, as time passes a dragons combat experience grows, which is why in Sphira's case able to beat her arch enemy Thorn ever time despite being bigger and bulkier.'''

Wiz: Being that Shruikan is (by the books estimations) 105 years old he is more than experience in the art of combat

'''Boomstick: Size also counts and in the book Shruikan is claimed to be the largest to have been alive at the time. Since there isn't a proper number range we can assume b comparing Sapheria at the end of the book who was the size of a two story house, and then Glaedr the size of a small hill...'''

Wiz: A small hill is at the maximum fifty feet, and since Shruikan is twice that size we can assume that Shruikan is one hundred feet

Boomstick: Combining his size, power, and insanity Shruikan just may be the most dangerous drake to have ever lived

Smaug
''Wiz: Long ago, in a mythical land called middle earth, far to the east lay the lonely mountian ruled Thror and his might dwarf empire. Until one day the riches they have accumulated brought about their doom''

Boomstick: And doom came in the form of none other than Smaug

Godzilla music plays

Boomstick: Thats the wrong music bonehead

Music corrects

Wiz: Anyway, Smaug was a "great" fire drake of the Third Age, considered to be the last "great" dragon to exist in Middle Earth.

Boomstick: Drawn to the enormous wealth amassed by the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain during the reign of King Thror, he laid waste to the neighboring city of Dale and captured the Lonely Mountain, driving the surviving Dwarves into exile.

Wiz: For almost two hundred years, Smaug hoarded the Lonely Mountain treasures to himself and ruled within the Lonely Mountain, until a company of Dwarvesmanaged to enter the Lonely Mountain and drive him out of hiding.

Boomstick: Correctly believing that the dwarves had received assistance from the men of Lake-town in entering the Lonely Mountain, Smaug left the mountain to wreak destruction upon Lake-town, nearly decimating it before being slain by Bard the Bowman.

Wiz: it was a one in a million shot, and had Bard fail Smaug, and technically the entire lord of the rings series would have played out very differently

Boomstick: Ya, living in retirement on a shit loud of wealth

Wiz: Anyway, Smaug is enormous calculated to be one hundred and forty one feet

'''Boomstick: His size isn't the only incredible thing this dragon has to offer. Being a fully-grown dragon, Smaug was both massive and powerful, possessing physical strength great enough to crush stone with ease, as seen by his attack on the Lonely Mountain. He was able to fly thanks to his large wings, and had the ability to breath streams of searing hot flame from his mouth. Some comments in The Hobbitimply that his entire body was imbued with fire, as he was seen to glow in the darkness of the Lonely Mountain's depths, and his usual paths were said to have been "smoothed and slimed" (i.e. melted) by his passage.'''

Wiz: Like many dragons of Middle-earth, Smaug's monstrous appearance also belied keen senses and a dangerously sharp mind. Smaug is smart. He had an encyclopedic knowledge of his treasure hoard, immediately registering the theft of a single cup after Bilbo made his first visit to his lair. When the hobbit returned a second time, Smaug was already expecting him by feigning sleep, and immediately declared that he could sense the thief even if he could not see him. Although Bilbo was clever enough not to fall for Smaug's attempts to trick him into revealing his exact position, the dragon used the resulting conversation to plant doubts in Bilbo's mind, correctly guessing that the "burglar" had allied himself with the Dwarves and the men of Lake Town and asking if Bilbo had ever considered the logistical difficulties of getting his share of Smaug's treasure back to his home.

'''Boomstick: Defensively, Smaug's reddish-gold scales rendered him impervious to nearly all weapons, but his underbelly was relatively soft and vulnerable. To compensate for this, Smaug took to sleeping upon the gathered treasure of the Lonely Mountain, allowing bits of gold and jewels to embed themselves in his body.'''

Wiz: This "diamond waistcoat" was intended to cover Smaug's only physical weak spot, but when Bilbo Baggins confronted the dragon in his lair, he discovered a bare patch on the left side of his chest.

Boomstick: This would be Smaug's downfall when Bard was told this by an ancient thrush that overheard Bilbo relating this information to the Dwarves, enabling him to defeat Smaug by shooting his Black Arrow into the bare patch

''Wiz: Despite his truly incredible intelligence. Smaug is portrayed psychopathic, arrogant, and greedy, possessing an unquenchable desire for gold. His most distinguishing characteristic (aside from his greed) is his arrogance, as Smaug proudly boasts of his superiority and impregnability to Bilbo during their encounter. However, this proves to be his downfall, as he unwittingly reveals the weak spot in his chest to Bilbo when showing the Hobbit how he had willfully coated his underbelly in treasure to protect it.''

Boomstick: Still his negatives are certainly countered by his high intelligence. '''Smaug appears to possess a rather sardonic sense of humor, darkly mocking Bilbo while they converse within the Lonely Mountain's treasure chamber. Smaug seems to dislike Dwarves, considering them to be weak and pathetic creatures far beneath him, making unfavorable comments about Thror and showing no remorse over his slaughter of their kind and claiming of their kingdom.'''

Wiz: Intelligent, power, and ancient Smaug may just be the greatest calamity the Third age had ever dealt with
 * Smaug- My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

Dragon Maleficent
Wiz: In the golden age Walt Disney became famous for his ability to turn fairytales into bigbudgett films.

Boomstick: Among his creation was a reincarnation the tale Sleeping Beauty, which herald the arrival of Maleficent

Wiz: Since this is a dragons battle we will be focus on Dragon Maleficent'''. 'Arguably Maleficent's final and most powerful form''

Boomstick: Like all dragons, Dragon Maleficent breaths fire, uses her claws and teeth

''Wiz: But, what about that weight. She is perhaps either the most well muscled or the fattest terrifying to exist. Look at her! How can she possibly fly''

'''Boomstick: That would be something truly interesting to see, but despite her appearance Dragon Malefiecent has made some truly impressive accomplishments. Such as her ability to not be damaged by the sword of truth in the initial battle between her and Philip'''

Wiz: And it was only because comebind might Flora, Fauna and Merryweather by magically empowering the Sword of Truth that enabled Philip to win the day

Boomstick: Otherwise that dick of a prince would be nothing more than a pile of ash

''Wiz: Basing our information on Maleficent in her regular for, and then increasing it to her dragon form. We can tell that No mortal weapons, meer magic (such as the three fairies), and mightest of armies could defeat her, and it seems that the Aurora's and Philip's kingdoms were not taken away simply by her choice alone''

Boomstick: And how does that relate to her dragon form?

Wiz: It means that it takes an exceptionally powerful person to meet Maleficent head on, and Philip was never going to be a match for Maleficent had is not been for the fairies support every step of the way, and when no army would dare attack you simply by command there is no denying Maleficent impregnability.

Boomstick: More over she seem to be immune to her own power, such as walking through her own forest of thorn, and threw hardened thorns by her fire.

Wiz: Maleficent is ruthless and devious, and will do whatever it takes to achieve her evil goals

'''Boomstick: On top of her deviousness, is very misleading in her personality. But, underneath the mask of stoicism, Maleficent unleashes the full brunt of her wrath with a smile. A sign she relishes in the pain of others'''

Wiz: Maleficent may just be one of the most powerful villains in Disney history.

Maleficent- ''Now shall you deal with me, O Prince... and all the powers of HELL!!!''