User blog:BMHKain/Freddy Krueger MURDERS the DEATH BATTLE Dream!

Wiz: Freddy Krueger was born nine months after her mother was raped-

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'''Boomstick: JESUS, WIZ! We just finished talking about someone who had a terrifyingly unknown past, and it's unconfirmed what the heck it is!'''

Wiz: Freddy's past is important as well. Don't even try. Anyways, when Freddy was born, as a result of... um, members of an insane asylum?

Boomstick: Close enough.

Wiz: Freddy became a monster at a so-called adult age; killing innocent children as a result of his status as a Serial Child Killer.

'''Boomstick: But as punishment, the poor guy was burnt alive by the Children's parents, who I guess were so depressed, they expressed it via rage discharge! Poor guy.'''

Wiz: Freddy Krueger would've been 6 feet under if it weren't for him being sent to Hell, where he Encountered the Dream Demons, who offered him a deal to get revenge against his former kin in Elm Street, where he would kill Teens aplenty.

'''Boomstick: More than satisfied, he took the deal as if it were the Million Dollar Prize in Deal or no Deal! &... Whatcha talkin' bout' Howie?!'''

Wiz: Since then, he has tricked unsuspecting young people into their dreams with Freddy in them, corrupting every last part of it.

Boomstick: Sure, it's copyright Infringement, sorta, but Krueger sports twin custom gloves that both have blades on the fingers, who knew there was such a thing as phalanges'.

Wiz: He is also capable of Teleportation, Shooting his claws, manipulating dreams of others, and can stun opponents with a green ooze that can't be removed...

'''Boomstick: If this is going to be one sided, then the winner has been decided long ago... Aside from that, for more information of Freddy Krueger's abilities, find out more in the full episode!'''

Wiz: Also, IF you want to see a true Playstation ALL-STAR Battle Royale right now, click on the link to see Noire fight Toro Inoue.

Boomstick:You won't see-

Wiz: Hey, DON'T spoil it! Anyways Thanks for reading!