Thread:GalacticAttorney/@comment-27743658-20161211083814

Listen, for the 11 months I've been here, me and probably everyone has known about the fact that you're in love with the half human half genie, Shantae. But, I have used my power to find out something. Your waifu isn't who you may say she is.

Your waifu is the daughter of famous actor Will Smith; Willow Smith.

To prove this, the only place we need to look is the music video of the song "I whip my hair" (Please google and watch it before you continue reading)

Alright let's look at the obvious. The two whip their hair. That's not all tho.

Looking at both, they're both dark skinned and have long hair. But Shantae's hair is purple and Willow's is black. But, in the video, Willow dips her hair in red paint and blue paint. If you went to kindergarten, you would know Blue + Red = purple.

And Shantae where's a lot of gold, and in the video, there's a lot of people wearing gold. Including Willow.

And in the beginning, Willow's hair is in the shape of a heart, she's confessing her love to you.

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY: A GA THEORY. 