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Palutena's Guidance Thingy:

Pit: Err... Why is this suit guy here?

''Palutena: That's Phoenix Wright. And he's no ordinary suit guy.''

Pit: I don't wanna fight a normal human! He looks defenseless!

Vidiri: You sure love judging by appearances, don't you, Pit?

Palutena: Phoenix might not look like much, but his status as the ace attorney allows him to use ordinary crime scene objects as weapons.

'''Viridi: Don't forget about his iconic shouts! *ahem* OBJECTION!!'''

Pit: Wait, THAT Phoenix Wright!? *ameh* HOLD IT!!

Palutena: You two might be having fun, but when you get hit by one of those shouts it's not going to be quite as silly.

Pit: He can hit me with his shouts!? How is that possible!?

'''Viridi: Relax. He's not too great on the defensive side, despite being an attorney. He works best at constantly applying pressure, like in a courtroom when the whole case is on the line.'''

''Palutena: So, Pit, TAKE THAT!! advice and use it to your advantage!''

Pit: ...I still think that getting hit by shouts doesn't make sense...