Bowser vs. Godzilla

Godzilla
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Wiz: Gojira.

Boomstick: A tragedy, a cursed and defiled innocent creature, birthed by the horrors of Nuclear Weapons.

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Wiz: But this horror gave him tremendous power for revenge, and he took it.

Boomstick: He has nigh-infinite stamina, a Sub-Atomic healing factor, and the physical strength of a God.

Wiz: This lead him to his default weapon, the Atomic Breath.

Boomstick: Having the average yield of multiple supernovas, he can shape it differently in many ways, and to top it off, it has the heat of a number which I can't read.

Wiz: He can take it further with the Hyper Atomic Breath, a much more powerful version of the default ray.

Boomstick: He can utilize it for a short-ranged nuclear pulse, he can take this further with the full-powered version.

Wiz: He can use the Tri-Atomic Breath, three Atomic Breaths expelled in one charge, used in multiple ways.

Boomstick: However, none of this compares to his Red Spiral Ray.

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Wiz: He used this to take down SpaceGodzilla, the clone who has Small Galaxy level durability and absorbed multiple supernovas.

'''Boomstick: He can take this shit even further! The Super Red Spiral Ray is at-least 3X more powerful than the normal version.'''

Wiz: He can absorb electricity to a great extent and use it in multiple ways.

Boomstick: He can casually run at Transonic+ speeds, react at super-luminous speeds, which are multiple times greater than the limit of MFTL+.

Wiz: He's strong enough to throw a City sized Spaceship to the Moon in seconds, punches hard enough to cause massive gashes in SpaceGodzilla, and has lived since the Permian period.

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'''Boomstick: He has multiple powerful forms! Such as Super Godzilla, which multiplies every aspect of him by 2000X+.'''

Wiz: His Burning form has the Super Red Spiral Ray as his default weapon, and when he explodes it is as powerful as the Big Bang.

Boomstick: Finally, he can unlock his Keizer form at will, this form has absolutely infinite, universal power and has the fucking Hyper Spiral Ray!

Wiz: Not to mention he has soul manipulating capabilities, extreme offensive telepathy, kinetic powers and-

Boomstick: And the ability to fucking cause suicide by his mere presence!

Wiz: Despite that, he's not invincible.

Boomstick: Even though he's fast, he is kinda clumsy and is sensitive to light, and he will Meltdown at the weirdly low temperature of 1100 Fahrenheit...huh.

Wiz: Even though it's normally hidden and very hard to hit, his second brain in his tail will partly paralyze him if given constant attack.

Boomstick: But otherwise, there is a perfect reason why they call him the King of the Monsters.

(Godzilla roars)

Bowser
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Wiz: Bowser, the Koopa King.

Boomstick: Maybe some sort of mixed breed between a turtle and a dragon.

Wiz: Anyway, let's begin with Bowser's arsenal. First he has his Koopa Clown Car, which he can summon at will, and let's him fly, drop huge cannon balls, and smash enemies with a surprising amount of force, as it shakes Bowser's Castle!

'''Boomstick: Then he's even got the Super Bell, which transforms him into Meowser. Meowser is practically invincible, can scale an entire skyscraper, and he can also use his claws, tail, and Flame Breath to hurt enemies! Then, Bowser also carries a total of 5 Double Cherries to duplicate himself.'''

Wiz: But then there's Bowser's strongest piece of arsenal. The Dream Stone. This can grant any wish of Bowser's, and is potentially limitless. Then again, through good thoughts and powerful magic, Peach & Starlow were able to destroy the Dream Stone. But no physical attacks can harm the Dream Stone. Even if it is destroyed however, Bowser can absorb it, transforming into Dreamy Bowser.

'''Boomstick: ...HE'S A FUCKING RAINBOW!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! A RAINBOW ISN'T GONNA HURT SOMEONE!!!'''

Wiz: Hear me on this one Boomstick. You'll be surprised! Dreamy Bowser is immensely more powerful than normal, possibly having his power increased hundreds of times over. He can create anything, duplicate himself, use telekinesis, heal himself, block anything with his right arm, and can grow in size. Dreamy Bowser's Flame Breath is also immensely strengthened, as it is much bigger, much stronger, and can even be split into 3 different beams at once! Not to mention Dreamy Bowser can even throw Mario or Luigi around the world in a few seconds, and create giant shockwaves just by stomping the ground.

'''Boomstick: ...HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! A RAINBOW IS GOD, KIDS!!!'''

Wiz: Even with all that, Bowser also is a fearless fighter, with many abilities outside of his arsenal.

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'''Boomstick: Bowser's first move is his Flame Breath. His Flame Breath is unaffected by water at all. The only other fire that hot is the sun's, making Bowser's Flame Breath to be around 3.5 million degrees F., and 2 million degrees C.'''

Wiz: Then Bowser's able to fight hand-to-hand extremely efficiently, with moves ranging from his claws, to punches, kicks, ect. Bowser also has his own version of the Star Spin.

Boomstick: '''But let's not forget what Bowser's shell does for him. He's able to curl up into a spiky ball and hit enemies, aswell as climb soft walls, and it's also a great defense.'''

Wiz: Bowser also has some insane feats. For example, he was confirmed as the strongest Mario character, meaning he's stronger than Mario, who lifted 100 tons effortlessly, and Donkey Kong, who punched the moon out of orbit, not to mention he also has his own strength feats. Bowser pulled an island into land so quickly it caused an earthquake, stopped a train, smashed small planets, picked up and threw his castle, a giant robot, and a massive cannon ball enormous distances, and can smash boulders easily. Plus, Bowser can even cause earthquakes by simply walking.

'''Boomstick: But something even more insane is Bowser's durability! Bowser survived being crushed by his castle, smashed by a train, crashed through countless boulders, thrown into a black hole, thrown into the sun, atmospheric re-entry, and a hypernova, all while walking away more pist off than hurt!'''

Wiz: And while walking Bowser is slow, while running he can even sometimes outrun Mario, who is FTL, thanks to outrunning black holes. Real ones to. And if that's not enough for ya, he can even teleport! And Bowser has even succeeded in dodging lasers with relative ease.

'''Boomstick: And if someone, or something, manages to be to hot for Bowser to handle, he simply becomes Dry Bowser. Dry Bowser is double Bowser's speed and durability, but loses half his strength. Regardless, Dry Bowser can even manipulate his size, giving his strength back. And Dry Bowser's Flame Breath is also 3x hotter than normal Bowser's. And we'll use that to figure out how much heat can Dry Bowser resist, as he is heat resistant. With normal Bowser being fine with the sun, and Dry Bowser's Flame Breath is 3x hotter than Bowser's, which is as hot as the sun, and Dry Bowser can only be hurt by his own flames, meaning Dry Bowser could resist about 3 suns worth of heat. That would equal up to 10.5 million degrees F., and 6 million degrees C.'''

Wiz: Then, when in a critical condition, Bowser's Adrenaline can kick in, which turns him giant and ups all his stats. And with all this, Bowser's biggest weakness still remains his stupidity. Bowser isn't one of those guys that looks for his enemy's weaknesses. As a matter of fact, Bowser prefers brawn over brain.

'''Boomstick: Like a badass! When your THAT fucking strong, why do you need brains?'''

Bowser: 'GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweet the details! Listen up! Your saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!!'

Pre-DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are ''set. ''Let's settle this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLE!!!!

DEATH BATTLE!
Bowser Jr. & Baby Godzilla were getting into an argument over who was stronger. Baby Godzilla then tackled Bowser Jr., so he could see his strength. Bowser had seen this however.

"HEY! DON'T HIT MY SON!" Bowser shouted, and jumped down in front of Baby Godzilla, scaring him.

He ran behind Godzilla, who was pissed, and let out a huge roar.

"Hmph. Maybe this thing will be a challenge!" Bowser smirked, and entered a battle stance. However, Godzilla was as ready as ever.

FIGHT!