Talk:Jimmy Rex/@comment-27743658-20170401004111

Steve Jobs:Edit
Let me just step right in. I got things to invent!

I'm an innovator, baby; change the world!

Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl!

I'm a pimp; you're a nerd. I'm slick; you're cheesy!

Beating you is Apple II easy!

I make the product that the artist chooses,

And the GUI that Melinda uses.

I need to bring up some basic shit.

Why'd you name your company after your dick?

Bill Gates:Edit
You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick,

With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!

I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,

With your own little spinning beach ball of death!

Hippie, you got given up at birth!

I give away your net worth to AIDS research!

Combine all your little toys, and I still crush that!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack!

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too?

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I tripled the profits on a PC!

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">All the people with the power to create use an Apple!

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">And people with jobs use PC!

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple.

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Nope, FruityLoops, PC!

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple!

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Well, you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!

Steve Jobs:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Let's talk about doctors. I've seen a few

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I built a legacy, son. You could never stop it.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Now, excuse me while I turn heaven a profit…

Bill Gates:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Fine! You wanna be like that? Die then!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">The whole world loved you, but you were my friend!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is my design!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no one to stop me! The world is mine!

HAL 9000:Edit
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Take a look at your history.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Everything you built leads up to me.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I got the power of a mind you could never be.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm running C++, saying, "Hello, world."

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'll beat you 'til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm coming out the socket.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Nothing you can do can stop it.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm on your lap and in your pocket.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Your cortex just doesn't impress me,

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">So go ahead, try to Turing test me.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I'm on Linux, bitch; I thought you GNU.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Beat you in seventeen lines of code.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">I think different from the engine of the days of old.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(213,212,212);font-size:14px;text-align:justify;">Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.