Bowser VS. Sakazuki

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Yeah, it's not Dexter VS. Stewie Griffin. Gonna put that one on the backburner for the bit while I take on and see who would win between two fire brutes! Would Bowser give Akainu shell, or will the fleet admiral prove that he's the top dog?

Intro:
Music: (Versailles Burning At The Stake Witch Hunt Preparations)

Wiz: Fire; a force of power that deserves to be reckoned with.

Boomstick: Given that it can melt the fucking flesh off of humans and reduce anything to ashes within a few minutes, it's no wonder that the baddie of all baddies is often seen with it.

''Wiz: Indeed; fire is commonly portrayed as destructive, violent and of course, deadly. This is shown to us by their power being shown off by villains of fiction, like Sakazuki, the murderous fleet admiral.''

'''Boomstick: And Bowser, the king of the koopas! He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill, to find out who would win...a Death Battle.

Intermission:
''Wiz: Alright, our combatants are set! It's time to end this debate once and for all...''

Boomstick: IT'S TIME, FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Next time, on Death Battle...:
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Who knows, really? Ideas pop up in my head at random...