User blog:GameboyAdv/Shovel Knight is a what?!-Blog of Death Battle

Hi and welcome to the Blog of Death Battle! As you may know, my most recent episode was Mario vs Shovel Knight. Whilst researching for the episode, I found something...odd, to say the least.



This...thing, is rarely seen sprinting Sanic style throughout the Armor Post, a place the titular hero goes to get new armor and talk to some NPCs. What makes this even stranger is that when you speak to him he says, and I quote: "Oh hey how's it going? Ahh, it's nice to get that helmet off sometimes!". Weird. This, combined with the things appearance of blue armor plus a Shovel Blade, has cause speculation that Shovel Knight is in fact, a weird fish creature. Wasn't expecting that were you? Jesus Christ, it's like if Magikarp gave birth to the child of Sir Arthur...anyway, this COULD just be a joke put in by the developers, but it's fun to imagine that under that good old Shield Knights been sleeping with a fish. On second thought, let's just hope this is a joke. Sorry this wasn't too long, but hey maybe someday I'll find something stranger to talk about. I mean, I'm sure I'll find something strange about the Joker...