User blog:Windindi/I Hate Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

(The following is a parody of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Why We Hate (Screwattack) exc. it's a critic review, deal with it)

Hello, I'm Windindi, I'm here to review a game loved by many, hated by ME.



Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
4th gen SUCKED, go ahead a CRY you WINERS, cause I'm gonna make you! Also, don't call bs on ME.

TBC....
 * 1) Legendaries are sweet and all, but the rest of the cast kinda is forgetable
 * 2) AWWWW Turtwig!!! But you no longer look cute as a frick'n turtle with a tree...wait a second...VENUSAUR?!
 * 3) "Diamond and Pearl, we can change the world!" NO YOU CAN'T!! Wanna change the world?! GO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER!!!
 * 4) THE TUNNELS ARE SO CONFUSING!!!
 * 5) Your rival's got the hots for you.
 * 6) Arceus isn't a GOD you Poke'TURDS, that title belongs to Mewtwo, or if you wanna get techy, Mew.
 * 7) The Gyms are lame
 * 8) So are you
 * 9) your hairs a damn wreck
 * 10) HOW....MUCH...LONGER?!
 * 11) Getting passes the 4th gym and this is already crap!