User blog:WarpyNeko930/Crackship E-Mails Episode One!

EPISODE ONE! DARKYOKO!
Dear Jailbait,

It's me. I found your E-Mail. You missed some Floor Ice Cream on your last mission. You KNOW I don't take kindly to that.

Kyoko

Dear Kyoko,

'''I was full, sue me! And where did you get my E-Mail from?!'''

Dark Pit

Dear 90's Pit,

I got it from that friend of yours. The internet one, not the one that's dating Sayaka.

Kyoko

Dear Kyoko,

'''Figures... Why do you even talk to that guy?'''

Dark Pit

Dear Succubait,

Because he tells me all about your unsent letters to me, along with the love poems and the Photoshopped pics. Lot's of Photoshopped pics.

Wiki Waifu

Dear Kyoko,

Wrong, he's lying, no Pics or unsent letters!

Dark Pit

Dear Kyoko,

''No, don't listen to him, HE'S lying. I've seen them! With my own eyes!''

WarpStar930

Dear Angel Boy,

I knew it. Perv.

Kyoko

Dear Kyoko,

No, no I don't know why he said that, it's not true, I promise.

Dark Pit

Dear Copycat,

Well there's one way you can make it up to me.

Kyoko

Dear Kyoko,

And what will that be?

Dark Pit

Dear 90's Pit,

You have to eat a whole Buffet of food and I have to watch.

Kyoko

Dear Kyoko,

So...I meet you at a Buffet and eat the whole thing, while you watch?

Dark Pit

Dear Dark Pit

8 o'clock on Saturday. You can pay too. And Dress Nice. See you then.

Authors note
Not my best work I suppose...But I just thought it'd be funny. Every two weeks i'll write a new one, with a new crackship. So I'll do some simple ones, and put them in a poll.

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