Dokkoida!? vs Hibiki Tokai

Dokkoida vs Dan Hibiki is a What-If? Death Battle made by Gliscor.

Description
The two most polar opposite comedy-inducing knuckleheads go head to head in order to prove who can control the better mech suit, while being complete idiots.

Interlude
Wiz: In some areas of the universe, Robots and Mechs are designed to help fight galactic threats.

Boomstick: Especially when the two characters are also immature brats!

Wiz: Like Dokkoida, the defender of the Galactic… Federal Police.

'''Boomstick: and Hibiki Tokai, the defender of a shitton of women. He’s Wiz and I’m boomstick.'''

Wiz: and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle.

Dokkoida
Wiz: There was one day a very long time ago when Suzuo Sakurazaki was just a normal high school boy looking for a Job.

Boomstick: That is, until a villain in a robotic suit pretty much blew up every single store that even had a Job to offer him!

Wiz: Sad as it was, Suzuo decided to complain about it in a nearby park, in which he met Tampopo, an alien who worked for an Intergalactic Toy Company.

Boomstick: and man, did she offer him the Job of a lifetime!

Wiz: Tampopo offered Suzuo the Job of being the test pilot to the suit called... Dokkoida.

Boomstick: You know someone’s hiding something when they give you a freaking robot suit and say it’s from a toy company for testing purposes!

Wiz: And from that day forth, he fought many villains, equal to about 4 of them, to protect the earth from complete annihilation.

'''Boomstick: I wish I could save the earth from Planetary Annihilation! Y’know, because it’s impossible. I have a tendency to not save people.'''

Wiz: The Dokkoida suit was built in with powerful mechanics, such as a powerful kick that could explode the robotic suit of the evil Dr. Wily rip-off Dr. Marronflower in a matter of seconds, even if it was tapped lightly.

Boomstick: I don’t know if that’s a strength of Dokkoida, or just a crappy mechanical suit.

Wiz: Not to mention this suit was 10 times the size as he was, Dokkoida strength us actually very powerful. He has also defeated a piece of clay that can turn into anything 3 times, even though it’s created by a 7 year old girl with no creativity, and a whipper woman who can turn her slave into any kind of animal.

Boomstick: I guess I should try that the next time my ex-wife tries to beat me with a whip.

Wiz: Dokkoida’s suit can not only survive explosive blasts, but also is able to survive explosive blasts in the middle of space, in the center of a closed-off area. It also has the ability to play any song he wants at any given time, called the ‘Alpha Waves of Zealousness’, which for some reason, actually helps him concentrate within the suit.

'''Boomstick: So I can listen to Eye of the Tiger AND KICK PEOPLES ASSES? Where do I sign up?'''

Wiz: However, there is one fatal flaw to this ability… the small fact that the manufacturers forgot to put the ability in. However, it still acts as a placebo, as Suzuo still believes it’s there.

Boomstick: Man, you got me hyped for nothing.

Wiz: Suzuo’s other fatal flaw is the fact that he’s actually really scared of many things. One of them is fighting in general. The other one is Neruloid girl, who he considers to be his arch nemesis.

'''Boomstick: But yet, he totally falls in love with her while she’s outside the suit, because apparently no one can actually tell who’s who. Even though they all live in the same damn house.'''

Wiz: Indeed. The Cosmos house is a special area in which Suzuo, Tampopo, Neruloid Girl, Dr. Marronflower, and multiple other characters live to hide their secret identities.

Boomstick: You know, besides the fact it’s completely obvious.

Wiz: This obliviousness Suzuo has to this fact also makes Suzuo a worse fighter than he is meant to be.

'''Boomstick: But hopefully he can stand up to Hibiki and his larger, and bulkier suit. Right?'''

poll
Who do you think is going to win? Dokkoida Hibiki Tokai