User blog comment:TheOmegaCookie/The Official Badass Death Battle Bloodshed Deadpool Bets/@comment-29018676-20160828215155

Character: Dabbing Squidward

Name: Skordewid Tennis Balls

Personality: like the Regular Squidward but addicted to Dabbing

Appearance: Squidward wearing MLG shades

Weapon: Triple Bladed Lightsaber

Bane Of Existence: Spongegar and Pinhead Patrick

(I'm being serious here)