AVGN Vs Captain N

Intro
WIz: tonight's death battle is all about one thing videogames these two are ones

who play them well the angry videogame nerd who plays bad games that suck ass

boomstick: and captain n the defender of videoland he's wiz and i'm boomstick and it's our job to analyze they're armor

weapons and skills to see who would win....a death battle

AVGN
wiz: on the internet they're are many youtubers some even review bad games like one james rolfe

boomstick: aka the angry videogame nerd

Rolf: fuuuuuuuck!

boomstick: what a dirty mouth

wiz: i should say so he plays bad videogames he comes with a power suit combine with the power glove power pad u

force and lasescope to combine it in battle allowing him to grow to kaiju size

boomstick: you know like godzilla

wiz: he also has a mechanized tank with jesus called super mecha death christ

smdc: fuckers!

boomstick: holy shit! he also has many forms like super nes nerd armed with the nes console as armor as well he

also used many pens to disarm the nostalgia critic he wields the nes zapper to shoot with of course and even has his

own videogame where he throws beer bottles as projectiles awesome!

wiz: he has defeated micheal myers freddy krueger jason vorhees the joker bugs bunny a possesed super mario bros

3 cartridge the devil an embodiment of death death mauthwyz to na,e a few even the nostalgia critic

boomstick: wow what a record he also has an impressively huge game collection i mean look at all those games heck

he has even play some of the worst games ever bust despite this he has a few flaws

wiz: yeah you see he only plays bad games just to show they're are bad games and he tortures himself with them he

also has massive anger issues which can get in the way but no matter what the nerdd is always ready to kick ass

AVGN: what a load of bullshit!

Captain N
wiz: in videoland it's under strike by the evil mother brain

boomstick: mother brain from metroid?

wiz: yes and her minions king hippo and the eggplant wizard

boomstick: eggplant wizard?

wiz: yeah you know kid icarus

boomstick: oh yeah whatever happened to that guy?

wiz: beats me wiz

wiz: oh well anyway there is one man who was summoned to defned it a boy named kevin he has protected

videoland from mother brain's tyranny armed with a zapper and control belt is very athletic and has been sat on by

donkey kong and survived he also is very skilled at videogames cause he was about to beat king hoppo but was

sucked in through his nes system also his mom is a bitch

wiz: boomstick!

boomstick: what she is!

wiz: you hear that? that's the sound of us losing our female viewers

Boomstick: no wait i take it back!

wiz: good save anyway with his friend simon belmont

boomstick: a blonde prima madonna idk why

wiz: megaman

boomstick: who has a rapsy voice and says mega in everyone he says

wiz: kid icarus back when his name wasn't pit

boomstick: who says icus at the end of every sentence

wiz: princess paula

boomstick: the apparent princess of videoland even though she hasn't appeared in a single freaking game!

wiz: and newest member gameboy

boomstick: wait gameboy how is that?

wiz: he is a living gameboy system that can talk

Boomstick: okay maybe i uderestimated this cartoon

wiz: anyway he has become the leader of this group and defeats mother brain at every turn and even won the

effection of princess paula

boomstick: ooh kinda explains why he was sent through the warp pipe from super mario bros well better him then

simon who also fights with him for her effection that guy is a prick  and kinda a dumbass as seen here


 * simon puts up a picture of him but then it falls on him as his head goes through it*

simon: i've been framed!

boomstick: pfft! *chuckles* smooth move simon

wiz: anyway captain n has also lead link and zelda into battle against gannon

boomstick: man that was like when i lead duke nukem into battle against starkiller to save tifa longhart from final

fantasy

wiz: that didn't happen boomstick

boomstick: only in my fanfics...

(skip to 0:07)

https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4

wiz: there there boomstick we all have that side anyway his power pad allows him to pause time a

boomstick: okay but despite this he has a few flaws

wiz: yeah he is not very skilled solo  and his victories are due to his videogame knowledge or backup from his friends

as well as very limited experience without his power pad

boomstick: not to mention that never pratices with his power pad or zapper and his powers are rather lazily

inconsistent also the cartoon is kinda funny nostalgic and funny at times but is rather bad and not in a good way

eitheir

wiz: but despite this he is still eveyone say it with me

annoucner: captain n the game master!

boomstick: i sounds like gay master to me

wiz: don't start boomstick

boomstick: sorry couldn't resist

captain n: let's fight motherbrain end her tyranny and save videoland

Fight Intro
WIz: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all

boomstick: it's time for a,,,video game themed death battle

Pre-Fight

 * the nerds room as he is seen watching captain n and just confused and a bit angry*

nerd: what the hell did i jsut watch? this cartoon is dumb and dic should  feel ashamed they made it this is a load of

pixelated fuck


 * suddenly the cartoon starts short circutining*

nerd: what the fuck?


 * suddenly the nerd is sucked in and starts falling in*

nerd: what the hell is happening?!

the nerd then falls in where he lands on his ass

nerd: ow my ass! oh well atleast nothing fell on my head

and anvil then fell on his head

avgn: ahh fuck note to self never jinx things

cartoon motobug's starting circling around his head like cartoon birds

nerd: hey get out of here fucktards go on scram! *shoots at them as they run off screaming* jesus freaking christ! the

hell am i doing here?

suddenly a familliar looking guy in  sweatshirt appears

avgn: captain n?

captain n: that's right nerd it seems you think you can do better well with that being said wanna put your money where

your mouth is?

nerd: oh this outta be good

the nerd then put his glasses on

nerd: come at me loser!

kevin: very well  let's go!

FIGHT!

Fight
with that the nerd went straight at kevin and punched him in the face or he would have if kevin didn't pause him kevin then punched

the nerd in the face sending him flying the nerd landed on his ass

nerd: ahh fuck! my ass again!

kevin: language james

nerd: shut the fuck up

the nerd then attacked kevin with a powerful punch keving stumbled abit but then shot the nerd with his zapper  which was a direct

hit on the nerd

nerd: ahh!

the nerd then got out his power glove and punches kevin in the nose making it bleed

kevin: ow you broke my nose

nerd: good asswipe!

with that the nerd then rapidly punched kevin with a zapper of his own they both ended up shooting at each other

nerd: screw this time to get physical!

with that the nerd then got out his power pad and laserscope

kevin: uh oh i'm pixelized

nerd: dam right

suddenly the nerd then attack kevin with massive force  kevin couldn't keep up

kevin: alright that's it

kevin then paused the nerd and attacked but his zapper din't work

kevin: aw man i hate when this happens

nerd: now you see why i hate you

kevin then attacked the nerd while he was talking

nerd: fucking cheap shot!

just then the nerd threw a pen at kevin as it landed at his hand and the zapper fell out

kevin ;ow that thing is sharp!

nerd: dam n right bitch!

the nerd then attacked with massive force but then kevin paused the nerd and then kicked him in the groin making him groan in

pain

kevin :that was for the nostalgia critic!

nerd: he dissed your cartoon too you know

kevin: hey shut up!

the nerd flipped kevin off

kevin: oh that's it!

kevin then attacked the nerd in the face knocking his glasses  off the nerd feeling angry then started raging as the nes console

came to him and formed his armor

nerd: eat shit asshhole!

suddenly super mecha death christ appeared and attacked kevin with the nerd as they both shot at him

smdc: fuckers!

more shots were fired

smdc: fuckers!

nerd: dance pussy dance!

and dance he did..... literally bullets were flying at his feet as he started dancing

smdc: holy shit he's literally dancing

nerd: that's cartoons for ya

smdc: let's end this

super mega death christ then shot a big blast at captain n sending his flying into a wall blood was on it from the back of his head

nerd: thanks super mega death christ i will take it from here

smdc: yes sir

with that super mega death christ vanished megaman style

nerd: any last words shit face?

kevin: your dead!

with that the nerd was shot into a castle

nerd: should've known he was still alive

kevin: you know for a nerd  your not very smart

nerd: oh you did now just say that!

with that the nerd then kicked kevin in the nuts making kevin scream in pain in a high pitched voice

nerd: you sound like justin bieber

kevin: shut up! will you?

nerd: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with that the nerd went giant

kevin: oh crud

nerd: no shit!

the nerd then stepped on him killed him  as the nerd shrank to normal size

nerd: good riddance you piece of shit

kevin: not yet you haven't taken all my lives

nerd: maybe this will

with that the nerd then threw a beer bottle at Kevin as it blinding him with blood bleeding down his eyes

nerd: game time is over!

with that the nerd kicked kevin's head off as kevin's headless corpse bled out falling to the floor  the nerd did a pose

of victory

KO!

Results
the nerd then shits on kevin's corpse as his friends cry over his loss

boomstick: well looks like videoland is doomed

wiz: indeed this battle was kinda a toss up but the nerd's bigger arsenal triupmhed over captain n

boomstick; sure kevin has many feats but the nerd is more incredible and can do pretty much everything he can't

wiz: the nerd was far more experienced in video games and beated some of the most toughest opponent and even

beat bugs bunny who was though to be unbeatable

boomstick: in then end the nerd was victorious game over for captain n

wiz: the winner is the angry videogame nerd

Next time
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE!

TWO BATTLES

ONE SEASON FINALE

ONE QUESTION.....WHICH ONE!

DARKWING DUCK

VS

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS

OR

THE TRIX RABBIT

VS

CHIP THE WOLF

YOU DECIDE

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