User blog:The Boy From Nowhere/Ness' adventure is INSANE! - Blog of death battle

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Ness' adventure is weird enough, I mean c`mon a 13 year old boy and his friends saving the world from a galaxy destroying monster? Doesn't sound weird at all.... im Tacoturtle19, writer of Ness vs Chrono, and I do all the research for my battles, ...cause their mine... (duh)



Ness and his friends has had some good times, and some... weird ones. Like the time when he saved Paula! And the time he ate magic cake and got high... When Ness came to the town of  Threed, they had a little... Zombie problem. So naturally the only way to fix that was to use zombie fly paper, attract the zombies into a tent, and to get rid of them all, destroy a sentient pile of puke. And we can't forget about the time that Ness invaded a cult obsessed with the color blue, and we're not even close to being done! You thought Ness was high once? Oh no, he was high twice. When ness checks the back of a coffee shop, he is transported to a place called moonside, which is an illusion created by the Mani-Mani statue.This is all while fighting enemies ranging from crazy bag ladies, to new-age retro hippies. Whats the icing on the cake? In order to defeat Giygas, Ness and friends had to transport back in time, however lifeforms cannot travel back in time. Whats the way to fix this? How about RIPPING THEIR BRAINS AND SOULS OUT AND PUTTING THEM INTO ROBOTS?!?! This isn't even accounting for the events and enemies in the other 2 mother games. Now you know just how insane this franchise can be.