User blog:MP999/Bane Vs A Loaf Of Bread

"If Comicvine has taught me anything, it's that Bane can't beat a loaf of bread."

- Untedbear

"Challenge Accepted!"

- MP999

Bane Vs A Loaf of Bread is an upcoming April Fool's Day Fight by MP999.

Intro
Wiz: The world of fiction is home to some crazy powerful people. Goku. Superman. Godzilla. Darth Vader.

Boomstick: Some universes are just so downright strong, it becomes hard to respect the people closer to humanity.

Wiz: They may be strong, but in the face of such terrifyingly powerful opposition, they just pale in comparison, and thus earn an unfair reputation in versus debates. One such example is Bane, the breaker of the Bat.

'''Boomstick: He's Wiz, wearing a beret, and I'm Boomstick, wearing a leather jacket. Today, we're kinda the Mythbusters.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze Bane's weapons, armour, and skills, in order to find out if it's actually possible that he could lose to a loaf of bread.

Death Battle!
Will a loaf of bread be able to beat bane? Yes, any loaf, Bane sucks I'm certain that one type of bread somewhere can by technicality No, that's ridiculous