User blog:Fedora Lord Para 348/Useful Notes: Super Smash Bros. 64 Battle Royale

Okay guys, so I'm taking the task of doing the Super Smash Bros. 64 Battle Royale. Every one of the original 12 shall be used against each other in a battle to the death. Also, for those of you asking, I will be using their canon movesets rather than their Smash movesets, simply for the sake of canon and for the fact that they're easier to measure.

Mario

 * Can swing Bowser by his tail
 * Can lift giant castles
 * Can swing around heavy hammers with ease
 * Can lift and throw huge radishes
 * Can punch rock blocks in pieces

Donkey Kong

 * Can lift huge barrels and throw them around like they're nothing
 * Can pick up characters like Bowser and and hurl them around
 * Can punch out Bowser
 * Once punched the moon out of orbit

Link

 * Can punch out and throw Armored Gorons
 * Can make earthquakes with the Master Sword
 * Can withstand 1000 tons using the Golden Gauntlets

Kirby

 * Can punch Pop Star in half
 * Threw Marx into NOVA, a planet-sized clockwork device, and blew it up
 * Threw a frying pan with a 3-ton monster up to the sun at escape velocity

Pikachu

 * Can cut tough devices in half with Iron Tail
 * Can learn Brick Break, which breaks bricks in half
 * Can learn Rock Smash, which smashes rugged rocks
 * Average Attack Stat

Samus

 * Home planet has about 960 times Earth's gravity
 * Excellent mobility in heavy armor
 * Strength is superhuman

Fox

 * Wields heavy weapons

Yoshi

 * Can push boulders
 * Can lift heavy weights
 * Can pull heavy characters like Bowser and Donkey Kong with tongue
 * Can pull other heavy objects with tongue

Captain Falcon

 * Huge muscles
 * Can lift the Blue Falcon
 * Can kill someone (and himself...) with a punch

Jigglypuff

 * Can also learn Rock Smash and Brick Break
 * Can lift heavy boulders (Shown in anime and move Strength)
 * Low Attack Stat
 * Overpowers muscular men with ease

Ness

 * Can wield the heavy Casey Bat
 * Can break diamond wielding a baseball bat

Luigi

 * Can do everything Mario can do, just with more difficulty
 * Weaker than Mario

Conclusion
So looking at this, it becomes rather apparent.

From strongest to weakest:
 * Kirby
 * Ness
 * Donkey Kong
 * Captain Falcon
 * Link
 * Mario
 * Samus
 * Yoshi
 * Fox
 * Jigglypuff
 * Luigi
 * Pikachu

Mario

 * Can outrun cannonballs
 * Dodges lightning and lasers

Donkey Kong

 * No notable feats
 * Can keep up with Mario and Diddy Kong, so above-average

Link

 * Superhuman
 * Can keep up with Ganondorf, who is very fast (except not in Smash...)

Kirby

 * Can run on water in base form
 * Can traverse all of Pop Star in minutes in Wheel form
 * Warp Star is FTL

Pikachu

 * Can outrun fast Pokemon in anime
 * Above-average Speed stat

Samus

 * Can run at Mach 4.9 on Planet Zebes, which again has 960 times gravity
 * Can run on a beam of light without being vaporized instantly

Fox

 * Superhuman
 * Can dodge arrows and blasters
 * Arwing flies through galaxies

Yoshi

 * Faster than Mario, Donkey Kong, and Luigi
 * Even faster with Dash Pepper

Captain Falcon

 * Superhuman movement speed
 * Very fast reaction speed
 * F-Zero is extremely fast-paced racing game

Jigglypuff

 * Very low speed stat
 * Rollout speeds it up, at least...

Ness

 * Slowest member of his team
 * PK Teleport lets him run so fast he combusts

Luigi

 * Can do everything Mario can do
 * Faster than Mario

Conclusion
From fastest to slowest:


 * Kirby (Warp Star)
 * Samus
 * Fox (Arwing)
 * Captain Falcon (Blue Falcon)
 * Ness
 * Captain Falcon
 * Yoshi
 * Pikachu
 * Fox
 * Kirby
 * Link
 * Luigi
 * Mario
 * Donkey Kong
 * Jigglypuff

Mario

 * Can take hits from Bowser
 * Was blasted to another country with no notable injury
 * Survived falling from the sky
 * Power-ups make him even more durable

Donkey Kong

 * Takes explosions regularly
 * Survived one of the hardest modern platform games
 * Punched the moon from space and didn't suffer from any injury

Link

 * Had durability magically enhanced by Great Fairy of Courage
 * Golden Gauntlets can take 1000 tons of force
 * Has survived high water pressures
 * Takes attacks from the likes of Ganondorf

Kirby

 * Tanked a planet-sized explosion without a scratch
 * Was blown out the burner of the Halberd without harm
 * Has fallen from the sky without being fazed
 * Has been crushed by a gigantic rock monster and survived easily

Pikachu

 * Low defenses
 * Can burn itself out with electricity
 * Doesn't take attacks too well

Samus

 * On par with Dark Samus, who survived the explosion of Planet Zebes

Fox

 * Survives great falls
 * Has been crushed by Saurion, who is 8 meters tall
 * Arwing survived Andross' suicide attack

Yoshi

 * Survived Bowser's spell cast on Yoshi's island
 * Was blasted into the moon before

Captain Falcon

 * Survived F-Zero, which is pretty much a death sentence
 * Superhuman durability
 * Blue Falcon is more durable than other vehicles
 * Kills himself with his own punch...

Jigglypuff

 * High HP
 * Can make defense even higher with Defense Curl
 * Has take extremely powerful attacks in the anime

Ness

 * Has survived the Skyrunner and Phase Distorter exploding
 * Has taken attacks from the likes of Ness' Nightmare and Giygas
 * Giygas is a universe-buster

Luigi

 * Can take almost everything Mario can
 * Less durable than his brother

Conclusion
From most to least durable:


 * Ness
 * Samus
 * Kirby
 * Fox (Arwing)
 * Donkey Kong
 * Link
 * Jigglypuff
 * Mario
 * Yoshi
 * Captain Falcon (Blue Falcon)
 * Captain Falcon
 * Luigi
 * Fox
 * Pikachu

Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Mario has defeated Donkey Kong in the past, and has more power-ups and is smarter.

Winner: Mario

Mario vs. Link
Mario has more power-ups, but Link is smarter, more durable, and has better weaponry.

Winner: Link

Mario vs. Kirby
Kirby is too durable to be significantly damaged by anything Mario has. Also, Kirby can just eat Mario.

Winner: Kirby

Mario vs. Pikachu
Pikachu is faster, but outside of Volt Tackle and Iron Tail lacks much to put Mario down for good. Also, Mario's power-ups make him very unpredictable in this regard.

Winner: Mario

Mario vs. Samus
Samus is faster, more durable, and stronger.

Winner: Samus

Mario vs. Fox
Fox is faster, but Mario has more power-ups and can take almost all of Fox's attacks.

Winner: Mario

Mario vs. Yoshi
Yoshi is faster, can eat all of Mario's projectiles, is very durable, and can use Mario's own attacks against him.

Winner: Yoshi

Mario vs. Captain Falcon
Mario is stronger, but Falcon is faster. They're about equal in durability, but Falcon's Blue Falcon is tough for Mario to get past. In the end, I believe Mario takes it just for sheer unpredictability.

Winner: Mario

Mario vs. Ness
Ness is stronger, more durable, and faster. Also Ness' PSI might be too much for Mario to handle.

Winner: Ness

Mario vs. Jigglypuff
While Jigglypuff is annoying, she lacks a real way to put down Mario for good. Also power-ups.

Winner: Mario

Mario vs. Luigi
Too tough to call; they're just too similar.

Winner: Draw

Donkey Kong vs. Link
Link has dealt with foes like Donkey Kong in the past. Donkey Kong dealing with foes like Link... not so much.

Winner: Link

Donkey Kong vs. Kirby
Kirby is faster, stronger, and more durable. Donkey Kong is probably smarter, but Kirby is a tough customer.

Winner: Kirby

Donkey Kong vs. Pikachu
Pikachu has fought strong opponents before, but Donkey Kong is stronger and more durable. Also, Pikachu's low defenses HURT.

Winner: Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong vs. Samus
Donkey Kong's abilities aren't really powerful enough to deal significant damage to Samus. Samus, on the other hand, subdues powerful creatures like Donkey Kong regularly.

Winner: Samus

Donkey Kong vs. Fox
Fox has beaten strong opponents like Donkey Kong before, but Donkey Kong is more acrobatic, stronger, and more durable. Also, Fox lacks much in the way of putting down Donkey Kong.

Winner: Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong vs. Yoshi
Yoshi is faster, but Donkey Kong's superior acrobatics and strength gives him the victory.

Winner: Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong vs. Captain Falcon
Kong is stronger and more durable, but Falcon is faster. Donkey Kong could likely tank Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch... but at the strongest, it's too much for Falcon to handle.

Winner: Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong vs. Ness
Ness has handled strong foes like Donkey Kong before, and is a bit too fast and powerful for Donkey Kong to handle.

Winner: Ness

Donkey Kong vs. Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff has handled strong men before, but not as strong as Donkey Kong. In the end, I don't see Jigglypuff being able to handle Donkey Kong.

Winner: Donkey Kong

Link vs. Kirby
Kirby is faster, stronger, more durable, and can eat Link.

Winner: Kirby

Link vs. Pikachu
Pikachu is faster, but that's it. Link can get past all of Pikachu's other moves and slice him in half with his sword.

Winner: Link

Link vs. Samus
Samus has better armor, is a better ranged fighter, and has better overall stats.

Winner: Samus

Link vs. Fox
Fox's projectiles mean nothing to Link and the Hylian Shield, and Link is overall physically superior. Whether he can take on the Arwing or not, that's a bit difficult to measure, but I think Link could do it.

Winner: Link

Link vs. Yoshi
Yoshi could literally eat all of Link's arsenal and he's faster.

Winner: Yoshi

Link vs. Captain Falcon
Link is less predictable and has a better arsenal. Falcon's really got nothing.

Winner: Link

Link vs. Jigglypuff
Again, I can't see Jigglypuff handling Link very well.

Winner: Link

Link vs. Ness
Ness has better stats and his PSI is a bit much for Link to handle.

Winner: Ness

Link vs. Luigi
Luigi is almost the same as Mario. Link can beat Mario. So...

Winner: Link

Kirby vs. Pikachu
Kirby can eat anything Pikachu throws at him. And Pikachu.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Samus
These two are almost matched in terms of stats, but Kirby can just redirect anything Samus throws at him.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Fox
Again, Fox can't really put down Kirby and Kirby can eat anything Fox throws.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Yoshi
Kirby has better stats, better abilities, better everything really.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Captain Falcon
Falcon lacks a real way to put down Kirby, whereas Kirby can just eat Falcon.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Jigglypuff
Already covered.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Ness
These two are about equal in power and durability. However, Kirby is faster with Warp Star.

Winner: Kirby

Kirby vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Kirby.

Winner: Kirby

Pikachu vs. Samus
Samus wrecks. No contest.

Winner: Samus

Pikachu vs. Yoshi
Pikachu can electrocute Yoshi, whereas Yoshi doesn't really have much in the way of putting down Pikachu, honestly.

Winner: Pikachu

Pikachu vs. Fox
Fox can really hurt Pikachu, but Pikachu's electricity will sure hurt too. The Arwing is just a liability against someone who is better against aerial opponents. In the end, Pikachu is just a bit much for Fox to handle.

Winner: Pikachu

Pikachu vs. Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon can probably take all of Pikachu's attacks. Falcon Punch wrecks Pikachu.

Winner: Captain Falcon

Pikachu vs. Jigglypuff
They take each others' attack easily, but Jigglypuff's defense is more than enough to outlast Pikachu's low defenses.

Winner: Jigglypuff

Pikachu vs. Ness
Ness just wrecks easily.

Winner: Ness

Pikachu vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Pikachu.

Winner: Luigi

Samus vs. Fox
Samus has overall better stats and better weaponry.

Winner: Samus

Samus vs. Yoshi
Yoshi can eat Samus' projectiles, but can't handle Samus' sheer physicality.

Winner: Samus

Samus vs. Captain Falcon
Samus has better stats and arsenal.

Winner: Samus

Samus vs. Jigglypuff
I don't think this needs much explanation.

Winner: Samus

Samus vs. Ness
Samus and Ness have about equal stats, and it moreover appears to be a stalemate with Samus' weaponry and Ness' PSI.

Winner: Draw

Samus vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Samus.

Winner: Samus

Fox vs. Captain Falcon
Also already done.

Winner: Fox

Fox vs. Jigglypuff
While Jigglypuff is very durable, she lacks much in the way of hurting Fox too much. Fox is also a more experienced fighter.

Winner: Fox

Fox vs. Ness
Ness' power and PSI is a bit much for Fox to handle. Also, Ness has handled opponents similar to Fox before.

Winner: Ness

Fox vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Fox.

Winner: Luigi

Captain Falcon vs. Jigglypuff
Falcon Punch = get rekt Jigglypuff

Winner: Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon vs. Ness
Ness has overall better stats and arsenal.

Winner: Ness

Captain Falcon vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Captain Falcon.

Winner: Luigi

Jigglypuff vs. Ness
Poor Jigglypuff.

Winner: Ness

Jigglypuff vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Jigglypuff.

Winner: Luigi

Ness vs. Luigi
See Mario vs. Ness.

Winner: Ness

So let's tally it all up:


 * Mario: 5W, 6L, 1D
 * Link: 7W, 5L
 * Donkey Kong: 5W, 7L
 * Kirby: 12W
 * Pikachu: 2W, 10L
 * Samus: 9W, 2L, 1D
 * Fox: 2W, 10L
 * Captain Falcon: 1W, 11L
 * Ness: 10W, 1L, 1D
 * Jigglypuff: 1W, 11L
 * Luigi: 5W, 6L, 1D

So looking at all this, it seems that Kirby is the overall winner. But this is just an analysis blog. When the real thing comes out, the winner will be revealed.