Garu vs Samurai Jack

Interlude
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Jet: The way of the ninja is a dangerous path...

Launch: So is the way of the samurai...

Jet: Both sides clash on many occassions.

Launch: Like Garu from Pucca Funny Love...

Jet: And Jack from Samurai Jack

Launch: I'm Jet

Jet: Uh no Launch, I'm Jet.

Launch: Oh, my bad. Used to you saying it first.

Jet: ...Anyways, it's time to see who would win a death battle!

Garu(WIP)
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Jet: In the land of Sooga Village lies a hero that does what's right and tries his best to stop any evil. Constantly meditating and training every day of his life knowing his rival could just possibly come when he's at his lowest!

Launch: ...And get away from a love-sick yandere pink shirt wearing 12 year old.

Jet: Garu is Sooga Villages hero, but is also a trained ninja.

Launch: Kinda weird, don't ninjas usually have some bad kind of backstory or...?

Jet: As a kid, Garu watched a man, who is presumably is father, be killed in combat.

Launch: ...Holy shit, are you serious?

Jet: Yeah... which is what likely motivates Garu to always train. So he doesn't end up like that.

Launch: Well, his training has surely been shown... gets beaten up by a 12 year old little girl.

Jet: Ignoring that part... Garu has shown to be a well-trained and capable ninja.

Launch: Garu while busy playing his flute, took out 5 ninjas all trying to sneak attack him and blitzed them!

Jet: As shown with that too, he is capable of moving so fast he leaves afterimages. Hell, the ninjas even tried it a second time and he cut all 4 of them at once!

Launch: His skills don't only stop at afterimage creation however, he has a patented skill he calls the "Garuison Illusion" where he can make several physical clones!

Jet: Garu was also strong enough to move an entire building via pulling a bathroom sink!