Caboose vs Patrick Star

Caboose vs Patrick Star is a  cringey as heck  what-if Death Battle, between Caboose from RvB, and Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants.

Description
''RvB vs Spongebob Squarepan--wait, are we really doing this? For real? I'm the Description Guy, and even I don't get this. Alright then. These guys are not only comedy gold, but complete idiots. So never let them use any weapon of sorts--oh wait, they already have. Great..''