Bayonetta vs Cassie Cage

Bayonetta vs Cassie Cage is a "to be" death battle or some crap. We both don't really care about that, so I will just write out the shit. Enjoy.

Richard: Hello, we are brand new hosts to death battle. If you don't like it, sit the hell down.

Michelle: Anyway, today we are looking at two bad bitches. Cassie Cage from Mortal Kombat and Bayonetta from Bayonetta. Lets get right into this so Richard won't start talking

Richard: HOW DAR-

Michelle: Anyway

Cassie Cage
Michelle: Cassie Cage is a fighter in the game, Mortal Kombat, which is already enough to make a good standpoint

Richard: This girl survives being eaten alive by some freak monster bitch, being pummeled by some dude with four arms...

Michelle: Anyway... Cassie Cage is the daughter of Johnny cage, some strong dude who is really handsome..

Richard: Michelle...!!!

Michelle: Do you blame me? And she is also the daughter of Sonya Blade, some ugly ho who works in the military

Richard: -_-

Michelle: Cassie has multiple tools in her arsonal, two pistols that can literally kill anything, a Nightstick which can shatter bones with ease, and... her attitude.

Richard: Cassie has a very bad attitude, often underestimating her foes, then she screams like a little bitch while she is being eaten alive.

Michelle: Cassie is also just as easy to kill as a normal human. Except that she can take a bit more punishment. She has enough strength to blow up peoples... well.. round things in just one punch too.

Richard: Im sick of this ugly ho. Next.

Michelle: Don't talk so soon, honey.

Bayonetta
Richard: I like this one better. OOOH

Michelle: That will be enough from you. Anyway, Bayonetta is an umbra witch who has already been explained in the "Dante vs Bayonetta" video. And, honestly, we all know that I am too damn lazy for that shit. If you need to know about her, go ahead and look it up. Lets just get into the fight!