User:Fedora Lord Para 348

I AM THE USER V-CREATE ON DEVIANTART. DO NOT BASH HIM THERE OR THINK HE'S DOING ANY SORT OF PLAGIARISM; THAT IS ME.

http://www.wattpad.com/story/33814951-beyond-before-awesome-hush - This is a book I am writing. I swear it's okay-ish!

Death Battles to (maybe) write in the future
Those I am DEFINITELY doing sometime in bold.


 * Excalibur vs. Nightmare
 * Magneto vs. Silver the Hedgehog
 * Vincent Valentine vs. ???
 * Godzilla vs. EVA-01
 * Zelos Wilder vs. Lucina
 * Gaara vs. Raven
 * Hercule Satan vs. Don Kanonji
 * Doomsday vs. SCP-682
 * Asura vs. Pyron

Characters to use in Death Battles
Those I am DEFINITELY using sometime in bold.


 * Jeff Andonuts (EarthBound)
 * Geno (Super Mario RPG)
 * Death the Kid + Liz and Patti Thompson (Soul Eater)
 * Carnage (Marvel Comics)
 * Iris Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
 * Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)
 * Guts (Berserk)
 * Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
 * Meat (Mortal Kombat)
 * Scarlet Witch (Marvel Comics)
 * Flandre Scarlet (Touhou Project)
 * Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
 * Starfire (Teen Titans)
 * Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Characters I definitely will NOT use in Death Battles

 * C.C. (Code Geass) - C.C. is outright immortal. And not like Starscream-immortal where he only survives through his Spark, C.C. is completely immortal and can regenerate to full health from any blow that would be fatal to a regular human being.  Also C.C. doesn't do any direct fighting.


 * Pretty much any non-Legendary Pokemon not in a Battle Royale - I love Pokemon. Unfortunately, most Pokemon just aren't interesting enough to use in Death Battle, especially if against a non-Pokemon combatant.  You can vouch for Lucario, Blaziken, Machamp, Slaking, Aggron, or any of those awesome Pokemon all day and I would almost certainly not use them for that reason - they're just not that interesting on the battlefield.  Now, make a case for Mewtwo, Mew, Rayquaza, or something like that and we may have something going.


 * Pretty much any other noncombatant - Ugh, stuff like Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, SpongeBob (Well maybe not him), and other such cartoon characters see far too many requests. Honestly, most of these characters just don't have interesting enough skills and feats.  I know that they sometimes pull off feats that leave us speechless, but really there's just nothing special about these combatants.


 * Steve (Minecraft) - Steve has very few feats, and honestly it's difficult to determine his stats because everything he can do heavily relies on the player. Also, I don't really like Steve that much anyway.

What the combatants from my battles have in common

 * Lloyd Irving vs. Kirito - Dual-wielders
 * Palutena vs. Madoka Kaname - Goddesses
 * Pit vs. Sayaka Miki - Supporters of aforementioned Goddesses/Follow-up to Palutena/Madoka
 * Paper Mario vs. Mr. Game & Watch - 2D Heroes
 * Slenderman vs. Jeff the Killer - Creepypasta Villains
 * Twitch Plays Pokemon Battle Royale (ParaGoomba348) - Final team of Twitch Plays Pokemon Red
 * Taokaka vs. Blair - Cat girls
 * Hiro Hamada and Baymax vs. Hiccup and Toothless - Heroic Human/Pet Duos
 * Colette Brunel vs. Asuna Yuuki - Love interests of Lloyd and Kirito/Follow-up to Lloyd/Kirito
 * Shrek and Donkey vs. The Animatronics - Memetic Teams
 * Homura Akemi vs. Shadow the Hedgehog - Time manipulators
 * Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Meta Knight - Speed Demons
 * Victini vs. Veemon - Characterizations of the letter "V"
 * Arceus vs. Tabuu - Gods
 * Renji Abarai vs. Kyoko Sakura - Hotheaded heroes who started out as villains (they also have extendable weapons)
 * Paige vs. Freddy Krueger - Nightmarish reality distorters
 * Cell vs. Mewtwo - Genetic experiments
 * Spider-Man vs. Eren Jaeger - Heroes of cities
 * M. Bison vs. Iron Fist - World Peace-lovers; Villain vs. Hero
 * Son Goku vs. Madoka Kaname - Embodiments of Hope
 * Giratina vs. Scorpion - Satan figures
 * Mami Tomoe vs. Vash the Stampede - Gunslingers
 * Dark Pit vs. Morrigan Aensland - Dark-winged anti-heroes
 * Super Smash Bros. 64 Battle Royale - 12 playable characters in Super Smash Bros.
 * Maka Albarn vs. Ruby Rose - Scythe-wielding action girls
 * BEN Drowned vs. Missingno. - Game glitch-related creepypasta characters
 * Doctor Strange vs Kefka Palazzo - Reality-warpers
 * Bebop & Rocksteady vs. Magikarp - Useless/dumb/joke characters
 * B.B. Hood vs. Bigby Wolf - Red riding hood vs. Big bad wolf
 * Dante vs. Homura Akemi - Demons
 * The Demoman vs. Gambit - Explosion extraordinaires
 * Sasuke Uchiha vs. Kyoko Sakura - Foils to a protagonist
 * Dan Hibiki vs. Ash Ketchum - In-universe losers
 * Ghost Rider VS Alucard - Demonically charged beings
 * Lelouch vi Britannia vs. Light Yagami - Teenage geniuses... who happen to be noncombatants
 * Voldo vs. Vega - Clawed fighting game characters
 * Boba Fett vs. Captain Falcon - Loser bounty hunters
 * Shiro vs. Peacock - Insane, superpowered lab creation girls with tragic backstories
 * Excalibur vs. Nightmare - Swords you should NEVER pick up
 * Magneto vs. Silver the Hedgehog - Telekinetics
 * Aang vs. Kyogre - Elementalists
 * Juri Han vs. Tira - Insane fighting game girl villains
 * Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) vs. Woodpecker (Ganta Igarashi) - Heroes who fight by creating objects out of thin air
 * Godzilla vs. EVA-01 - Kaiju vs. Anti-Kaiju

A Message from Kyoko Sakura


Hey! You there! *Crunch* Yeah, you! *Crack* This is me, Kyoko. Ya know, that one *munch munch* girl from that Madoka show. Anyway, I told *slurp* those pricks Wiz and *crunch* Boomstick to piss off. Because *munch* screw that! And I'm going to be *crack crunch* hosting on occasion. You got that?

*stops eating for a second*

I guess you guys don't really know. Anyway, I'm not really known for breakin' the fourth wall or anything like that, but I get bored, y'know? Ugh, being a Magical Girl is so boring sometimes. I guess that rookie Sayaka makes things sorta interesting sometimes, but otherwise Mitakihara Town kinda blows. So, I'm gonna be stayin' here, alright? Alright? You better be, 'cause if not, I will kill you.

Ah, whatever. I guess you don't really mind. I'll let Para take the lead again, and I guess I'll go for now. Anyway, thanks for listening, I guess.

*Hands you an apple*

Want one?

A Message from Excalibur


(Clears throat) Ahem! I see you have found my section of ParaGoomba348's page. Now that you have made the time to find me, I shall now read over the terms and conditions for this section. (Clears throat again)

First off, there are one-thousand provisions which you must always abide by if I am to be in your possession. For starters, you must celebrate my birthday in a lavish spectacle and make it memorable. If you are asking, every day is my birthday.

I also start every day off with a spot of tea. I also must have two teaspoons of sugar in my coffee, no more, no less.

FOOL!

(Points a cane in your face then clears throat again) As I was saying, you must also attend a five-hour storytelling party hosted by me, every day. You must stay for the whole thing.

...What's that, you've never heard my story?

Well. My legend dates back to the twelfth century.

(Montage of Excalibur's stories as you begin to fall asleep)

(Hours pass by)

FOOL! You are not to fall asleep during my stories. Anyway, I've printed out all one-thousand provisions, so you may read them at your own leisure. If you can abide by these rules, the power is all yours. I'll be waiting~!

...You're staying? Well, then I guess this means that I may sing! (Clears throat)

EXCALIBUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR! FROM THE UNITED K! I'M LOOKING FOR HEAVEN! I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUURRR! EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR! EXCALIBUR!