User blog comment:BonBooker/WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK fanon/@comment-26477305-20160430153950

Name: Des the almighty fucking weeboo of mankind

Age: Wall level (-23 haha goteem)

Gender: I'm a grill who gives a shit tits or gtfo lmao xD

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JoJo: 5/7 anime

If the meme is too strong, what do you do: Fight memes with memes

If Mr.Crabs aims a gun at you, how do you prepare your anus: Show him what Sponjibubbu has become

JoJo: Best anime

Personality: Varies on the time of day. Usually a cynical prick who uses meme riddles all day and spams lmao or lol

Appearance: A filthy walking eye or something that appears like a bootleg Indonesian Kraid from Metroid

Medical History: Skin insanity, slither insanity, anal cancer, severed legs due to a 99 year old North Korean woman mugging me and chopping them off to sell them on the black market to Africa as food so has a prosthetic leg made out of condensed air, Quaunt disease, Myth insanity, ClassicGayGuys syndrome, asthma, anal prolapse,

JoJo: Shit anime

JoJo: Worst anime

Your character has a bag of german-science related things, a giant, broken clock, and the script for Bowser vs. Ganon. How does he/she kill the president?: Clock in right hand script of BvG in left hand and then shoving the script in his faced telling him its time to stop their heart from breathing and then they do

JoJo: Mediocre anime