Wile E. Coyote vs Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Description
'' Two super geniuses, two Guys that the world hates, and two who never give up. We have all wondered what would happen when an unparalleled force collides with an immovable object, but what happens when two unparalleled forces collide with each other? ''

This will be the battle between geniuses with bad luck that never give up.

Interlude
(*Cues: Opening currently*)

Wiz: For many great scientists like me, there are several things that can hinder our work, such as people opposing our discoveries, not having the necessary resources or-

Boomstick: Or something explodes in your face?

Wiz: Meh, or something explodes in your face.

Boomstick: Wile E. Coyote, Roadrunner Hunter and super genius.

Wiz: And Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, former evil scientist and... unemployed I guess.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Wile E. Coyote
Wiz: In the American Southwest, it's only miles of nothing and nothing.

Boomstick: The perfect place to make a couple of crazy races, but the closest to that is in the endless battle between the roadrunner... and Wile E. Coyote.

Wile: Well, battle is a very kind way of saying, I think the most appropriate term is a game of the cat and the mouse without the mouse knowing that the cat exists.

Boomstick: However, Wile is, in fact, the son of one of the best hunters of roadrunners of all times and he wanted to become one of them.

Wiz: Something that seems like a simple task, but it turns out that unlike other coyotes, Wile is not very fast like other coyotes.

Boomstick: but that shouldn't matter, you didn't tell me once that the roadrunners are going at 18 Miles per hour?

Wiz: Perhaps a real roadrunner, however, this fictional roadrunner can go to approximately 275.6 Miles per hour.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Wiz: The distant country of Gimmelshtump is possibly the worst place to live.

Boomstick: Yes, in that place they are basically a lot of traditionalist odiots whose most advanced invention is the wheel.

Wiz: Despite these conditions, that country would be the birthplace of one of the most... interesting figures of all, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

'''Boomstick: For several years, Doof has had all kinds of abuse. Literally, He endured one of the most ridiculously abusive childhoods in the history of fiction'''

Wiz: Despite that, he showed from an early age that he had a couple of impressive skills. Like when he built a machine that fires balls of energy into space for a science fair, Ah rookie.

Boomstick: So when Dr. D left that place, he tried to find his place in the world, but the only thing that seemed to be good was to create massive destruction.

Wiz: Therefore, in addition to several traumas of his childhood, he decided to devote himself to a life of crime as an evil scientist. In fact, he was a threat so great that the O.W.C.A. (Organization without a great acronym) sent his best agent to stop him every day.

Boomstick: A platypus with a hat, Wow, that a threat.