King Star King vs Deadpool

Description
''Adult Swim vs Marvel! Which of these regenerating, perverted lunatics will come out on top?''

Interlude
Wiz: Being unable to die definitely has its advantages. But in some cases, it also has its drawbacks...

Boomstick: like turning you batshit insane!

Wiz: And few show it better than Deadpool, the merc with the mouth.

Boomstick: And King Star King, hero of the Gigantiverse.

Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Deadpool
'''Boomstick: Oh look. Another fight with Deadpool in it. Let's run this cycle again, I guess...'''

Wiz: Let's just get this bio over with and move on.

Boomstick: Oh alright.

Wiz: Wade Wilson was a skilled mercenary with a happy life. He had everything he could have wanted.

'''Boomstick: Money, respect, a girl as crazy as he was. The necessities in life.'''

Wiz: That is until the day he was diagnosed with cancer. And his life started caving in around him.

'''Boomstick: Mostly of his own choice. He left everything behind. Of course, that part kinda saved his life, in the long run.'''

Wiz: That's right! Wade's decisions eventually led him into the "care" of the Weapon X program.

'''Boomstick: That's when Mr. Wilson was experimented on and tortured until he developed his powers. And then... y'know... used them to escape.'''

Wiz: Following his escape from confinement, this new mutate continued his life as a mercenary. Albeit a little more...

'''Boomstick: Crazy. A LOT more crazy.'''

Wiz: Right. Under his new name, Deadpool, Wade enacted his justice in his own way.

Boomstick: Which includes lots of violent insanity.

Wiz: Made easier by a superhuman physique and powerful healing factor. Deadpool can regenerate from just about anything. Able to survive being diced to bits, pounded into paste, shredded to ribbons, blown apart, and so on.

'''Boomstick: yep. He's damn near impossible to kill. Even moreso after he was cursed by Thanos to literally be incapable of dying.'''

Wiz: Yeah... but Wade's got more than just his mutant abilities to him. He's also got one huge arsenal.

'''Boomstick: Pistols, machine guns, grenade launchers, plasma rifles, grenades, flashbangs, bear traps, katanas, hammers, sai... the list goes on and on.'''

Wiz: Deadpool is an expert marksman and combatant. More than capable of taking down opponents far more powerful than himself.

'''Boomstick: he can even take out other regenerators with his carbonatium sword. Which he took from the body of... himself from another dimension.'''

Wiz: yeah. No matter which way you slice it, this mercenary has more than earned his infamy among the Marvel Universe.

''Deadpool: Alright. We're done here. Roll credits!''

King Star King
Wiz: Trillions of years before the big bang, there was the Gigantiverse. Within it was the Heavenly Realm.

'''Boomstick: And within that was a pile of pure insanity. As well as a tall, musclebound man by the name of King Star King.'''

Wiz: King Star King was an inhabitant of the Heavenly Realm, as was his girlfriend, Snow White. Who was... the daughter... of God.

'''Boomstick: Wait... what the f***?!?'''

Wiz: I know. Dont think about it too much.

'''Boomstick: Well, he definitely found quite the girl. Famous dad, huge rack, royalty...'''

Wiz: And an overprotective father. Who is also literally God.

Boomstick: Well, I certainly wouldn't want to be have my memories erased and be banished to a place called the "Crotch Zone"

Wiz: After his banishment, King Star King got a job as the cook at a waffle restaurant.

'''Boomstick: Until he was like... immediately found by Snow and got his memories back.'''

Wiz: And then Snow got kidnapped by the Spring Bunny, a maniacal rabbit who can lay exploding easter eggs.

Boomstick: Does this ever start to make sense?

Wiz: Not really.

'''Boomstick: Of course... well, at least he got the girl back, only to lose her again.'''

Wiz: And so began the journey of the hero, King Star King.

'''Boomstick: I'd hardly call this guy a hero. He's more like an idiot with powers who just happens to be doing something semi-good for his own benefit.'''

Wiz: Speaking of powers, King Star King has a healing factor, superhuman strength, and the ability to cause lightning to strike.

Boomstick: But he never really uses that lightning for anything more than to add flair to whatever he's doing.

Wiz: And he can even boost his powers. How so, you ask?

Boomstick: Why, by doing drugs, of course!

Wiz: Yep. King Star King gains accelerated regeneration and boosted strength when he's under the effects of drugs.

Boomstick: And even when he's not giving himself a boost, he can also call for backup by summoning his friends to aid him.

Wiz: Hank Waffles was his manager, before the restaurant was destroyed. To save his life, his soul was transferred into the body of the restaurant mascot. Since then, he has begrudgingly accompanied King Star King on his journey.

'''Boomstick: Gurbles is a flying... something that can travel through the universe at warp speeds. It also has massive, sharp teeth that it can use to devour opponents.'''

Wiz: And last but not least, Pooza is a wizard duck whom King Star King can throw as a massively strong projectile. And he can even manipulate souls and cast powerful spells.

'''Boomstick: all while looking like something straight out of my childhood nightmares. *shudders*'''

Wiz: These adventures have accomplished some crazy things.

Boomstick: Like one-shotting Death, for one.

Wiz: And defeating massively strong beings. Such as a gigantic robot with the power to kill God.

'''Boomstick: By plowing Snow White so hard that the robot's head exploded! Hot damn!'''

Wiz: He even survived a direct attack from God right afterwards.

'''Boomstick: What the actual hell? Does this guy even have any flaws?'''

Wiz: Oh, he has plenty. For one, his body is actually no more durable than a human's, making him easy to tear apart. Although he can always just regenerate.

Boomstick: Also he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, easily fooled or distracted by the simplest things

Wiz: And while his brain can regenerate, he can't function without it, leaving him unable to fight until his brain rebuilds itself.

'''Boomstick: why? It's not like he's using it anyway.'''

''KSK: Unhand Snow White, Spring Bunny! For I am King Star Ki- *shot*''

'''Boomstick: Ha! Dumbass!'''

Intermission
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

'''Boomstick: It's time... FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!'''

Fight
(Coming soon, I promise!)

Results
Who do you think would win? Deadpool King Star King