Hulk vs. Goro

Hulk vs. Goro is a what if Death Battle.

Description
It’s Marvel vs Mortal Kombat! Which one of these destructive monsters will destroy the other?

Interlude
Wiz: The Human race often judge people by their appearence instead of their character. Sometimes they are wrong-

'''Boomstick: And sometimes they were correct! Like with The Incredible Hulk, a monster that just wants to be left alone and smash shit.'''

Wiz: And Goro, the Mortal Kombat grand champion for over 500 years.

Boomstick: He‘s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.

Wiz: And it’s our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Hulk
Boomstick: Now we go to Goro!

Wiz: Boomstick! We can’t just leave them with that!

'''Boomstick: But’s it catchy! And it’s short and sweet!!'''

Wiz: Hulk’s history has changed from the 60’s Boomstick.

'''Boomstick: Alright fine! Let’s do this @$$ hole’s story.'''

Wiz: Doctor Bruce Banner had a troubled childhood, his dad was abusive to not only him but his mother. His father never wanted kids due to what we assume was the same tragic events that would occur to Bruce.

Boomstick: He’s dad got into a blind rage and killed his mom, he moved into his aunt’s, then got bit- I mean, he went onto a child prodigy and later became a wiz-

Wiz: We get it Boomstick. But you do realize Harry Potter wasn’t made in the 60’s right?

Boomstick: Does it matter?

Wiz: Yes Boomstick. Anyways, he did in fact become a child prodigy and even went to the top universities in the country including Oxford where he met Tony Stark who would later become Iron Man, and Harvard!

Boomstick: Eventually he would graduate and start studying gamma radiation.

Wiz: Correct Boomstick, however what ever future the doctor had was suddenly destroyed by a gamma bomb. '''Boomstick: Oh shit! '''

Wiz: Due to a man simply not warning the solider at the panel, The Incredible Hulk was born!

Hulk: HULK SMASH LITTLE MAN!!

Wiz: The Hulk can leap so high that he can escape earth’s atmosphere and enter space!

'''Boomstick: And can surprisingly travel 473 mph when so, damn! I know who can give Uber a run for their money!!'''

Wiz: The Hulk can survive Galactus’s blast which could kill any man. He has also lifted up and destroyed the scared flame which was built to withstand the strength of GODS.

'''Boomstick: God damn! '''

Wiz: The Hulk also has a healing factor that rivals Wolverine’s

Boomstick: Can this guy be beat?

Wiz: Well yes, although he sounds unbeatable he has been defeated before. The Hulk’s been defeated by the likes of Superman, to even Spider-Man!

'''Boomstick: What? Bullshit! Give me some proof!!''' Boomstick: Oh..

Wiz: But even with these defeats, The Hulk is still a dangerous man to mess with.

Loki: Enough!! You dull creature, I will not be bullied by-