User blog:TendoTheGamer/Illuminati Confirming - Death Battle

Welcome, readers. I am going to confirm to you today of Death Battle being illuminati.

Why? Cause. I just watched several videos of confirming illuminatis for no reason, and now I'm doing this.

LET IT BEGIN

(Cues: [| Illuminati Theme Song])

Death Battle has 11 words in it

11 divided by 0 is infinity

Infinity = Salinity

Salt

Tifa Fanboys = Salt

Next Time Fanboys = Salt

Pearl from Steven Universe = Salt

See where I'm going with this?

Tifa Fanboys hate neck snaps. You know who else snaps necks? Solid Snake.

Solid Snake = Snake

Snake = Cobra is a type of snake

Cobra = Arbok

Arbok = Ekans

Ekans = Snake

Snake = 5 Letters

Cobra = 5 Letters

5 + 5 = 10

Next Time Fanboys

Next Time on Yang vs Tifa had static

Static = Slenderman

Slenderman = Horror Game

Horror Game = FNAF

FNAF = Terrible community

Community = 9 Letters

FNAF = 4 Letters

Terrible = 8 Letters

9 + 4 + 8 = 21

9 + 10 is not 21

9 + 10 = 21 came from Vine

Vine = Bad excuse for memes

Memes = Doge and Grumpy Cat

Doge and Grumpy Cat = CatDog

CatDog was made in 1998

1998 = 4 letters

FNAF = 4 letters

4 + 4 = 8

Pearl is salty

Pearl is a lot like Weiss Schnee

We have a user here named WeissMaus

WeissMaus hates White Rose

White Rose = Red and White

Weiss wears blue

Pearl wears blue

Red + White + Blue = America

America = Captain America

Captain Amerca = Hanged by Batman

Batman = Black

Black = Pokemon Black

Pokemon Black = Nas 4

N = Green hair

Turtles = Green

TMNT = Turtles

TMNT = Leonardo killed them all

TMNT is 4 letters

Leonardo is 8 letters

8 + 4 = 12

Let's do the math.

12 + 8 + 10 = 30

Fox vs Bucky is 30th DB episode

I watched DB while drinking Coca Cola once

The episode was Kirby vs Buu

Kirby = Eats things including drinks

Drinks = Coke is a drink

Kirby = Coke

Coke has 4 letters

N from Pokemon is one letter

4 - 1 is 3

3 Sides on Illuminati

Therefore, Ben, Chad, Screwattack, and Death Battle = Illuminati