Cat Noir vs Sun Wukong

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''Two of fictions most fascinating bad boys with a major crush on the protagonist- Cat Noir and Sun Wukong- face off in a match to the Death. WARNING- There may be puns.''

Intro
Wiz- One of the strongest emotions in the world, love can make you do pretty crazy things- propose to the girl you love, be willing to protect you love...

Boomstick- Ugh, are we really talking about people with feelings.

Wiz- We are actually talking about how it actually makes you an amazing superhero who has a major crush on your partner.

'''Boomstick- Okay, heroes I can do. Now can we just start talking about them?!?'''

Wiz- Cat Noir- the pun-loving and cocky black cat of Paris,

'''Boomstick- And Sun Wukong- the fun-loving and mischevious monkey-Faunus from RWBY. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz- And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Battle
Wiz- Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

'''Boomstick- Finally! It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!'''