Papyrus vs Pandana

Papyrus vs Pandana is a What-If Death Battle by ECG.



Description
''Undertale vs Mydoodle! Which boastful, non-human younger brother will actually live up to their claims?!?''

Interlude
Wiz: Brothers are something many people hold dear. They help us go through life's struggles, face any danger head on, and sometimes be our worst enemy.

'''Boomstick: But for these two.... They're kind of too innocent and arrogant to realise they can do that stuff.'''

Wiz: Pandana, the Green Scar- I mean bandana wearing animal created by a child.

'''Boomstick: And Papyrus, the Skeletal Royal Guard in-training. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick, and it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.'''

Wiz: Hey!

Papyrus
Wiz: In the world of the underground, monsters come in many different shapes and sizes. They have different positions, social arrangments and connections. And the king of the monsters, Asgore-

Boomstick: GOAT MAN!

Wiz: Yes, he has the physical features of a goat, however he isn't classified as one. Anyhow, being the king, he needed an army. And so the royal guard, consisting of a fish warrior, a dragon, a rabbit and-

'''Boomstick: So many dogs. And they are ALL adorable! Especially the Lesser Dog! I pet that thing for hours, bro!'''

Wiz:Yes, many dogs. However, a certain skeletal monster has been in-training to join the Royal Guard, and his name is.... Papyrus.

Papyrus: Nyeh Heh Heh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218

'''Boomstick: In the... cold town of Snowdin, two skeleton brothers live in a large house, and are sentries outside of the town. If any of us pesky humans happen to pass through, the tall, armored, red scarfed skeleton, Papyrus will.... give you tons of puzzles!'''

Wiz: Papyrus, that's his full name, is an adult skeleton who acts like a 6 year old. Brother of the hoodie dawned skeleton Sans, Papyrus is the exact opposite of his brother. He is energetic, hard working, high HP and actualy eats food.... Apparently, monster food is actual magical, so skeletons, though they do not have stomachs, are able to eat.

'''Boomstick: MAGIC! Anyways, one day this human Frisk fell down, met a goat lady, stayed wit her for a while, then hugged her goodbye and set off to go back to the surface!.... and then they reached Snowdin where they met the Great Papyrus!'''

Wiz: Becoming friends with the skinny creature, Frisk solved all his puzzles, ate his spaghetti and complimented him. However, Papyrus, though happy that he had found an amazing friend, knew he had to capture the young human to become a member of the Royal Guard. And so, he fought them with all he had to send them to Undyne, head of the army.

'''Boomstick: But due to Frisk's amazing flirting abilities, they captured Papyrus's heart and took him on a date! Wow, what a guy! First their goat mom, then a ghost and now a SKELETON? Who is this little bowl cut human?'''

Wiz: Well, they did become true friends, but not before Papyrus showed off his abilties. He has control over bones, able to raise them out of the ground, send them flying towards people and turn them into different colors for different purpouses.

'''Boomstick: His bones do pretty decent damage, stopping people in their tracks, and they take a huge jump to get over! His bones come in blue, too, though, and to dodge them, you must.... stay still. If you move, they'll hurt you alot.'''

Wiz: Also, his brother and him both have a incredible attack..... their "Blue Attack". Though, Sans is definetly more skilled with it.

'''Boomstick: Well, by blue attack, he means turning the culmination of the object blue and making them very slow and horrible at jumping!..... Damn bones!'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz: Papyrus also happens to be quite the "cook", making several plates of spaghetti though they will probably poison whoever eats them. However, if Papyrus eats them, he will recover a few amounts of HP.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Boomstick: Speaking of HP, Papyrus has 680 of it! Which is pretty good considering that means he has higher HP then the queen of monsters!'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz: He can survive quite the amount of blows from knives, boxing gloves, sticks, books and ballet shoes, which have one shotted many monsters in the past, and has alot of training from Undyne, so he can probably fight physically in SOME way, most likely using bones as a weapon.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Boomstick: However.... Papyrus isn't so great in some categories.... like common sense. Yeah he makes some tough puzzles, but he's not really that smart in any other way. He's also really arrogant and naive, and he normally ends up thinking he'll win everything.... oh geez, he's screwed...'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Wiz: However, at the end of the day, Papyrus is the second strongest monster in Snowdin for a reason..... but he should stop cooking. Forever.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">''Papyrus: Halt, human! Hey, quit moving while I'm talking to you! I, the Great Papyrus, have some things to say. First: you're a freaking weirdo! Not only do you not like puzzles. But the way you shamble about from place to place... The way your hands are always covered in dusty powder. It feels... like your life is going down a dangerous path. However! I, Papyrus, see great potential within you! Everyone can be a great person if they try! And me, I hardly have to try at all! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh!!! Hey, quit moving! This is exactly what I'm talking about! Human! I think you are in need of some guidance. But worry not! I, Papyrus... Will gladly be your friend and tutor! I will turn your life right around! I see you are approaching. Are you offering a hug of acceptance? Wowie!! My lessons are already working! I, Papyrus, welcome you with open arms!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Act*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Check*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Papyrus, ATK 8 DEF 2*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Papyrus is sparing you.*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Mercy*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">*Spare*.

Pandana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8VtkhBYsA

Wiz: One day, in a quiet, small white house, a young child was doodling around in their notebook. When suddenly, the notebook began glowing extremely bright. Before they could react, the child was sucked inside, somehow, and was placed in the world that they had created.

Boomstick: Yeah, and exploring through it to get to the end would be pretty damn hard. Because nearly every single person in there wanted to escape into the real world, even though they were pretty good in the notebook. And to get out? Kill the creator and steal their pencil. Yes. A F*cking pencil.

Wiz: Why the pencil, you may ask? While, at the end of the notebook, there is a slight tear in the cardboard. And they only way to break it is with the pencil, which is connected to the child. So, the child drew themselves a sword and set off on their journey to escape.

Boomstick: On the way, the encountered two of their favourite creations, who were some of the only people who didn't want to capture them. Who were they? They were Pandee and Pandana, two panda brothers who do nothing but play around and be adorable... While, Pandana does, Pandee just kinda lays around and eats.

Wiz: Guiding the young human through a few of the pages, Pandana soon came across a creation who explained to them what killing the human would do. Though reluctant, Pandana desperately wanted him and his brother to finally see the real world, and fought the child.

Boomstick: And this is where some of his background and abilities come into play!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xS6D6jhvak

Wiz: When the child first drew these two pandas, she had drawn them to talk to them. Yes, actually talk to them. You see, the child did not have many friends, and due to their like for animals and knack for drawing, created them.

Boomstick: And soon, Pandee and Pandana actually managed to hear and listen to the human. And the child noticed, as she saw their faces change and their movements shift. However, when the human was gone, Pandana would become lonely and began wanting to learn about the outside world. Which, trust me, isn't always that great.

Wiz: You would know. So, now we take a look at what Pandana can do.

Boomstick: While fighting Pandana all FF style, he will deliver and variety of ice elemental attacks and different kinds of... bouncy balls? What the hell?

Wiz: Actually, those bouncy balls and secretly bombs and bowling balls in disguise, with the ability to bounce implanted in them by Dr. Tama, a female, red oni who loves inventing things.

Boomstick: Whatever an oni or a "tama" is, these balls, heh, do some real damage. The explosions are able to blow the character back a few dozen feet with ease!

Wiz: As for his elemental attacks, Pandana has the ability to summon snowballs and ice shards, as well as give himself snowman armor, which is durable enough to stand several sword attacks, which has been shown to be able to cut open ovens and solid rock.

Boomstick: What kind of snow is that? Whatever. Wait, one question! Why is his name "Pandana" if he wears a scarf?

Wiz: It's oversized.

Boomstick: Oh.

Wiz: He's just to oblivious to notice. Speaking of that, he.... he's really not to bright aside from knowing the basics of drawing. In fact, when he DID end up getting out along with the others, he instantly ran downstairs to greet the family, who.... well, they were surprised to say the least. Second of all, he isn't very fast, and his snowman armor is what really gives him his durability.

Boomstick: Well, minus the fact that he's gullible, slow and pretty stupid, he still has the strength, skill and power to easily best..... some people.

''Pandana: Hmm... So, Dee.... This if the outside world?''

''Pandee: Yes, Dan. This is the outside world. Where birds chirp, fly, trees grow, and bloom, people walk around, laugh and love.''

Pandana: So it's not that different from our world, right?

''Pandee: In some ways, yes. But, uh, just don't talk to people bec-''

Pandana: Hold on a sec, gotta go talk to people!

*Runs down stairs and greets family*

Pandana: HELLOOOOOO!

*Family screams*