Mario vs Captain Planet

Two People Protecting the World From Enemies, Captain Planeteers VERSUS Super Mario!

First it was gonna be Ness vs Captain Planet, but really, A Kid vs A Superhero? Nah, Nah, I say let it die! Let it die, Let it shribble up and die! (Memes are addicting ._. SAVE ME)

Mario
See Mario vs Sonic:

Captain Planet:
"There is a long list of Powers and other things that will be used here in this battle, at: http://comicvine.gamespot.com/captain-planet/4005-44658/"

Pre-Fight!
Mario Was taking a stroll until BAM! Captin Planet fell to the ground

Mario: Lets-a-Go!

FIGHT!
Mario jumped on Captain Planet but this didnt do anything

Cap had now Freezed Mario with his Freeze Breath

Cap now had punched this Ice, breaking the ice, but Mario was still alive

Mario grabbed a Fire Flower and fired many fireballs at Cap

Cap fired the water from Isle Delfino at Mario

Mario fell down, now losing his fireflower

Mario looked around as people had kept running

Mario now took out F.L.U.D.D. and fired water at Cap

Cap was fired at a wall

Cap: Ugh...

Mario had now been flying in the air with F.L.U.D.D

but was now covered in Sand

People were running everywhere

Mario was now mud-dy

Cap had now burnt Mario to crisp with Fire Breath

K.O.

Cap had now been seen teaching the plameteers and how to kill plumbers (right)

Marios ashes had been seen in the wind (left)

(This fight is suppose to be a joke, right?)

(DENIED) 