Mr. Red VS The Second Coming

Mr. Red VS The Second Coming is a What-If Death Battle featuring Mr. Red (Shock) from the Shock series facing off against The Second Coming from the Animation VS Animator Series

Description
Two of the best fighting stickmen from two of the most infamous stick fighting web series meet to prove who's the better stickman of them all.

Intro
(*Cues Bradon Yates - Wiz and Boomstick*)

Wiz: Stickmen, ain't the average joe but the combatants we have today will make you think twice before saying that statement

Boomstick: Mr. Red, the Weider of the Shock-ability

Wiz: and The Second Coming aka The Chosen One Return

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: and it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skill

Boomstick: To see who wins A DEATH BATTLE!

Mr. Red
(* Cues Riding the Fourth Wave*)

Wiz: Once upon a time, there was a man applying for a job

Boomstick: And that man was Mr. Red

Wiz: And the job he applied for was a janitor

Boomstick: A JANITOR, WHY A JANITOR?

Wiz: Well I just it was a special place to be cleaning stuff,  I don't know, the Justice League HQ or the Avenger's HQ

Boomstick: Well He belongs in the Avengers and the Justice League

Wiz: Anyways, on that fateful day he found his enteral rival, Mr. Green (Shock)

Boomstick: Which also is his future boss, speaking of bosses guess how he got the job

Wiz: By filling out forms and applications?

Boomstick: No, by beating the shit out of everyone that worked there, all to become a janitor

Wiz: Well he certainly has the skill and abilities to do so

Boomstick: He is super fast, able to move at such a fast rate that he's able to cause sonic booms and fly for a short period

Wiz: To cause a sonic boom you need to go at least 717 miles per hour which is around Mark 3

Boomstick: He is also super strong, able to throw people so hard they smash through concrete blocks, kick and punch someone so hard they died/pass out and he does that on a regular scale

Wiz: He is very durable, able to take hits from Mr. Green, who shatters thick concrete with ease and to that would take 8,400 newtons

Boomstick: Even though Mr. Red doesn't like to carry weapons around, he has his fair share of likings

Wiz: Like a double-bladed spear, many different types of guns; he's able to dual-wield shotguns and rifles and he's able to use blocks of concrete, wood and metal as well

Boomstick: But the most notable and powerful ability of them all, is his Shock Ability, which is able to slow and even something stop time whenever he wants, he also gets faster and punches equal to a lightning bolt

Wiz: He also has a lot of feats, he is able to defeat giants, gods and lots of people with guns

Boomstick: But unfortunately his headstrong immaturity always slip into battles 

Wiz: Yet distractions and adversity aren't gonna stop this stickman from painting you red

Mr. Green: People's Elbow!

Mr. Red: Fuck your People's Elbow

The Second Coming
(*Cues Jazzy Note Blocks*)

Wiz: Imagine being stuck inside a computer unable to get out as the user plays with you

Boomstick: Well, that seems pretty fucked up to me, but trust me if I was stuck I would call Deadpool to break me out

DEADPOOL: Anyone just says my name?

Wiz: Not now

DEADPOOL: Awww, oooh look I get to fight some other BS combatant now, bye!

Boomstick: Come back, I didn't get an autograph

Wiz: Anyways, that's why we have this combatant today, The Second Coming

Boomstick: Now if only watch first three vids of the series, you're probably wondering who the fuck is this guy and guess what he basically a less cool version of The Chosen One (Animation) 

Wiz: But at least he's powerful for a stick figure

Boomstick: Sure, but his backstory is just like this, he gets made, he friends get deleted by all mighty god, and then they fight and ending up trucing, pretty BS if you ask me

Wiz: But basically The Second Chosen One, you need to be powerful to earn the title and that what this stickman has to offer

Boomstick: He punches that shattered diamond, survived being tossed around the desktop, able to resist being deleted, defeated four stickmen designed for fighting and most importantly was able to survive trucks and cars running over him over and over and over 

Wiz: He was also able to show great lengths of strength, able to assemble a laser gun from Flash Tools in under 10 seconds

Boomstick: He also able to break obsidian using two diamond pickaxes in under 10 seconds as well, think how much nether portals you can make 

Wiz: But most important ability is his unique arsenal of weapons.

'''Boomstick: He has a crap ton of weapons, a laser gun, a lasso that can also be used as razor wire, a cloning device, hammers, tons of different types of sword and shields, but most importantly he has... THE MINECRAFT BLOCK!!!'''

Wiz: This object is surprisingly powerful for such a small object, as it can create any block/item/spawn egg with a simple scroll and click.

Boomstick: It can also build a giant obsidian stickman with pistons for one hand and lava/water for the other hands.

Wiz: Also he has the pen tool, that makes him draw weapons, armour, explosives, other aminations to help him, Wings and much more

Boomstick: Imagine all the fun stuff you could draw with that ;)

Wiz: But like all Death Batlle Combatants he's not perfect, and has his fair share defeats, as he being unable to break out of thick walls, vulnerable to drowning, able to not move in spider webs, likes to take random naps and hates loud music.

Boomstick: But you should never underestimate with this Fourth-Wall breaking Stickman

The Animator: "You should calm down"

The Second Coming: "You should die.."

Intermission
Wiz: All right the combatants are set, we analysed any possible outcome of the battle

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!!!

Death Battle
FIGHT

K.O

Aftermath
Wiz: The Winner is ...