The Suicide Squad vs The Mercs for Money

intro
Wiz: Today we got two gangs from Marvel and DC

Boomstick: Mercs for money and The suicide squad

Wiz: it is our job to look at their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a death battle!

(it shows the Mercs for money in front of the suicide squad)

Boomstick: The Mercs for money have Deadpool, Domino, Gorilla-man, hit-monkey, Machine man, massacre, negasonic teenage warhead, foolkiller, madcap, Scott adsit, solo, slapstick, stingray, and terror.

Wiz: The suicide Squad contains of Amanda Waller, Rick Flag Sr, deadshot, captain boomerang, Harley Quinn, Black spider, El Diablo, King Shark, Yo-yo, and iceberg.

Mercs for money members history
Boomstick: At the end of the comic series Time runs out the world ends. But it came back and when it did Deadpool did as well and his popularity raised as a man named Solo impersonated him so he decided to go around the globe to find a group he can work with.

Wiz: Domino made the second Mercs for money when she saved Deadpool.

Boomstick: Negasonic teenage warhead joined The Mercs for money when Domino saved herself and Deadpool. She also joined back when they fought one of deadpools ex, Shiklah.

Wiz: Foolkiller was employed by Deadpool but when Deadpool failed to pay them Foolkiller left the group

Boomstick: Madcap after being inside of Deadpools mind he tried to frame Deadpool form the death of innocents and Deadpool quickly employed Madcap.

Wiz: Deadpool employed Slapstick for the Mercs for money

Slapstick: And during that time he looked for a great time with some great people

Wiz: even though his lack of genitals.

Boomstick: Solo after the world was reborn he piggybacked on Deadpools fame and he was employed by Deadpool.

Wiz: Stingray was one of the mercenary's that tried to impersonate Deadpool and Deadpool employed him.

Boomstick: Terror was employed by Deadpool.

Suicide Squad member history.
Wiz: Amanda Waller is the main leader of the suicide squad and she got the other members with rick flag to help them fight off evil.

Mercs for money powers and abilities
Boomstick: Deadpool has a great regeneration factor, he has a great drug resistance, a resistance to diseases, he has a telepathic residence, he can teleport, he has superhuman physical characteristics, master martial artist, a master assassin, he's multilingual (he can speed and understand Spanish, French, Germen, Russian, and Esperanto ), he is aware of the media, he is extremely unpredictable, but Deadpool is unstable, annoying, his cancer is making it so he lives, he also is afraid of cows. Deadpool has his suit, a image indicator, and he can pull any weapon he can out of anywhere.

Wiz: Domino can control the probability like if a gun is jammed but she cant make the impossible happen, enhanced agility and refleces, a master marksmen, a master assassin, a master in martial arts, but she has a fear of chickens.

Boomstick: Gorilla-man has super strength, stamina, durability, dexterity, and smell.

Wiz: hit-monkey is a great fighter,

Boomstick: machine man is well a robot, he has superhuman strength and durability, wave modifying coating, limb extension, flights, and he can slowly rebuild himself while fighting.

Wiz: Massacre has machetes, a shotgun, his Deadpool suit, and a motorcycle.

Boomstick: Negasonic teenage warhead has telepathy, reality warping, time travel, practical manipulation and absorption, telekinesis, superhuman speed, strength, durability, and reflexes.

Wiz: Foolkiller is a psychologist, he has a armored truck, a Deadpool suit, a mobile computer system, surveillance system, and a laser gun.

Boomstick: Madcap can control people with a soap bubble gun, his voice, and his eyes, he has a regeneration factor, but madcap thinks life is meaningless.

Wiz: Slapstick has cartoony physics, he can bre-

Slaptsick: The forth wall is broken again fools!

Wiz: but if slapstick is hit with a counter charge he can incapacitated

Boomstick: Solo can teleport, he has special force training, he has a Deadpool suit, and he has lots of weapons.

Wiz: Stingray is a oceanography, he is a inventor, and stingray has is outfit.

Boomstick: terror can replace his limbs, he can create acid, but Terror is always in a state of decay.

Suicide Squad powers and abilities
Wiz: Amanda Waller is a leader

Boomstick: Rick Flag sr has military experience.

Wiz: Deadshot is a master marksmen, master assassin, a expert fighter, he has his suit, and his wrist mounted guns.

Boomstick: captain boomerang has boomerangs.

Wiz: Harley Quinn is skilled in her hammer, she is a psychiatrist, she is great in acrobatics, and she is immune to most toxins.

Boomstick: Black spider is a expert marksmen and fighter with pistol he has on his wrists.

WIz: El Diablo can control fire

Boomstick: King shark can breath underwater and in land, he has claws, enhanced sight, hearing, and vision, regeneration, superhuman strength and speed, and water sense.

Wiz: Yo-yo man can stretch his limbs.

Boomstick: Iceberg can freeze whatever he touches.

pre fight
Wiz: Now that the combatants are set lets see once and forall who would win in a

Boomstick: DEATH BA-

Slapstick: DEATH BATTLE

Boomstick: Stupid fourth wall breaking people

(the closing thing before the animation starts)

The mercs for money meet in the middle of a city everyone holding a flier for the other teams head DEAD.

Domino: this is lucky I guess

Slapstick: Deadpool ready?

Deadpool: hell yeah!

Slapstick and Deadpool: Fight!

Fight
Rick Flag vs Machine man.

Rick Flag shoots at Machine man but Machine man walks to Rick Flag grabbing him by the neck.

Machine man tosses Rick flag to his team and Slapstick hits Rick flag into a wall panting it red.

Black spider vs Solo

Black spider and Solo run at each other punching at each other no one able to land a hit.

Black spider kicks Solo away and he shoots at Solo.

Solo teleports away and he appears behind Black spider and he stabs Black Spider in the back.

Deadshot vs Slapstick

Deadshot shoots at Slapstick but Slapstick dodges in a cartoonish way and one bullet does bounce back and hit Slapstick in the head.

Slapstick looks at the camera and he falls.

El Diablo vs Terror.

El Diablo shots fire on Terror and Terror melts away.

Yo-yo vs Domino

Domino shoots Yo-yo but she misses

Yo-yo grabs Domino starting to squeeze her but the bullet comes back and it hits Yo-yo in the head.

King Shark vs Deadpool.

King Shark grabs two of Deadpools katanas and he stabs Deadpool with them

Deadpool looks at the Camera and he says "double penetration on the first date" and he uses a grenade to stun King Shark. Deadpool grabs his katanas and he slashes at King Shark in half as he says "seafood sounds good for dinner"

Harley Quinn vs Scott Adsit

Harley tosses a bomb onto Scott Adsit and he blows up

El Diablo vs Domino

El Diablo shoots his fire but the wind blows by when started to use his fire making it go in his face.

Domino smirks and she shoots El Diablo in the heart.

Ice berg vs negasonic teenage warhead

Negasonic teenage warhead tosses a car at Iceberg crushing iceberg.

Amanda Waller vs hit monkey

Hit monkey jumps at Amanda Waller and he shoots her in the head.

Captain Boomerang vs Massacre

Massacre drives at Captain Boomerang and he shoots Captain boomerangs head.

KO!

(it shows the dead bodys of the suicide squad and the Mercs for money swimming in money with the absence of Terror and Slapstick jumps into the money like Scrooge Mc duck)

Results
Wiz: What!? Shouldn't the suicide Squad beat most of the Mercs for money?

Boomstick: No Wiz The Mercs for money first have a advantage with numbers and if we used every known member of the Suicide squad it may be a different story.

Deadpool: Yeah Foolkillers truck can kill some of the members of the Suicide Squad. My Katana that can negate regeneration would stop any regeneration. Domino can make the guns of the Suicide Squad jam and grenades explode on them.

Wiz: But what about the toxins Harley has?

Boomstick: The people with regeneration can heal form it and the Toxins would hurt her team more that it would help them.

Wiz: Okay so the winner I-

Slapstick: The Mercs for money!

Slapstick and Deadpool high five

Wiz: I thought you died

Slapstick: Next time on Death battle!

Slenderman stands in a woods and Ghost Rider drives by.