User blog:LakuitaBro01.2/Total Drama Death Battle - Meet the Characters

The screen focuses in on a man in a chair, Evil Craig, and he smiles at the viewers.

'''Evil Craig: Welcome to Total Drama Death Battle, the show where the winners and losers compete for a grand prize of being the best at Death Battle. I am Evil Craig, and I am your host.'''

Evil Craig gets up and walks around through a hall.

'''Evil Craig: Wiz and Boomstick took a little... "break" and now it's up to be to run this show, but you won't see the traditional Death Battle.'''

Evil Craig stops in front of a large metal door.

'''Evil Craig: Here... we... go...'''

Darkness fills the screen as a line up of card appears.

'''Evil Craig: Winners... vs... losers...'''

WINNERS!

A title card hits the screen.

SUPERMAN!

Superman: Being a man so powerful in a world like this, it's hard not to destroy it...

SCORPION!

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE! *ropes someone, who is not visible, to him*

RAINBOW DASH!

Rainbow Dash: aww yeah! Let's get right to this!

DEADPOOL!

Deadpool: You put the horse before me? The hell, writer?!

THE FLASH!

The Flash: Heheh, whoops, was a bit too fast, huh?

YANG XIAO LONG!

Yang Xiao Long: Time to kick this competition off with a Yang-*is punched by someone off screen*

LINK!

Link: ...

LEONARDO!

Leonardo: Cowabunga, dudes!

IRON MAN!

Iron Man: All this time, Supes, I've been playing human...

BLANKA!

Blanka: Aroooooo!

B. ORCHID!

B. Orchid: I'd destroy you harder than that Valentine *beep*

RATCHET & CLANK!

Ratchet: Uhm... this goes here, right?

Clank: You're the mechanic, not me...

A new title card hits the screen

LOSERS!

ZITZ!

Zitz: I'll crush that little toad!

WONDER WOMAN!

Wonder Woman: Kal-El, I wish we could've been on the same team...

WOLVERINE!

Wolverine: You think you know everything, bub?

PIKACHU!

Pikachu: Pika pika!

THE TERMINATOR!

The Terminator: *beep* you, *beep*hole!

CLOUD STRIFE!

Cloud Strife: For Aerith...

MARIO!

Mario: Yipee!

BOWSER!

Bowser: Gahaha! Mario!

BAYONETTA!

Bayonetta: Excuse me, but if you want to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!

DAN HIBIKI!

Dan Hibiki: For father!

CHARIZARD!

Charizard: *grunts and walks off camera*

RYU!

Ryu: Talk is cheap, Dan!