User blog:RaticalRoad/Wario vs Kaptain Skurvy

Wario vs Kaptain Skurvy is a Death Battle by Ratical Road. This is a special battle based off events from the DKCU Parody Account community on Twitter.

Intro
Wiz: Greed is one of the 7 deadliest sins, and today we have two examples of this from, coincidentally, the same company.

Boomstick: Unfortunately, we couldn't get ahold of Dedede or K. Rool, so we had to stick with this guy.

Wiz: Wario, arch rival of Mario.

'''Boomstick: And Kaptain Skurvy, grandson of Quint Skurvy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to anaylze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle?