Blue vs Silver

Description
Pokémon Red and Blue vs Pokémon Gold and Silver!!! Which rival will prove superior?!

Interlude
Wiz: Rivals. Some good some-

Boomstick: ASSHOLES!

Wiz: No game has a greater plethora of rivals than Pokémon.

Boomstick: Blue, rival to Red.

Wiz: And Silver, rival to Gold/Ethan. The special rules to this time are that both trainers have their strongest teams and no items allowed.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their...Pokémon, to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Blue
Wiz: When Red started out in Pallet Town, he was given a Pokémon by Professor Oak.

Boomstick: But Oak's grandson Blue was also given a Pokémon. Being the "gentleman" he let Red pick first. After Red chose his Charmander, Blue dickishly chose Squirtle. Deliberately.

Wiz: Blue was not the kindest soul. He constantly taunted Red throughout his journey and remained one step ahead of him the whole time, beating every gym leader and becoming the champion of the region.

Boomstick: Until Red beat him.

Wiz: After his defeat he trained, rechallenged the league and became champion again, only because Red wasn't in the building at the time.

Boomstick: Then Red beat him. AGAIN.

Wiz: He may not be able to beat Red but he is a strong trainer. His first Pokémon is his Blastoise, a water type Pokémon that is level 75. It can use Hydro Pump, a powerful water type move, Ice Beam, which can deal damage and freeze foes, Earthquake which causes an...earthquake and rain dance which makes it rain, powering up water type moves. It has the ability Torrent which powers up water type moves when damages enough

Boomstick: He has a Heracross, a bug and fighting Pokémon. This thing powerful! It's Megahorn has him stab his foe with his horn. It's amplified by his ability Swarm that powers up Bug type moves. His other moves include Earthquake, counter where Heracross counters a physical move for double the damage of said physical move, and rock tomb where Heracross drops rocks on the foe and slows them. That's pretty powerful for a fucking BUG of all things...

Wiz: Alakazam is one of the smartest Pokémon EVER with an IQ of 5000. Yet it cant communicate with humans. Anyway I can use moves like Psychic, Shadow Ball, Calm Mind and Reflect. It's ability synchronize is something special. Whenever he is affected by a status ailment like poison it is immediately shared with the opponent.

Boomstick: By far his dumbest looking Pokémon is Exeggutor, a psychic and grass type Pokémon. It can use Giga Drain to damage foes and heal itself at the same time. It can also use psychic and put people to sleep with Sleep Powder. It can use Light Shield to protect itself from special attacks.

Wiz: