User blog:Ceoxal/World Cross: Chapter 1

Three beings sit in the middle of a castle.

???: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT GOES. WE ATTACK THEM WITH THE CLUBS, AND THEN WE SUCCEED OUR GOALS OF INFINITE WAR.

??? 2: I honestly don't get what you are saying. I just came here to capture princesses, and rule over the kingdom!

??? 3: あなた馬鹿、ハンバーガーの唯一の暗い力が勝利に私たちを取得します！

???: YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS SAYING. DO YOU?

??? 2: He obviously said we need to capture the princesses!

Suddenly, a single glowing, red eye fills the area.

??? 4: You. Idiots. The only way you will succeed is if we start a way of infinite war. At which, we will be unstoppable.

???: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

??? 3: 日本語を話さない.

The figures reveal themselves to be GRAND DAD, Ice King, and Ronald McDonald.

GRAND DAD: NOW, ARE WE GOING TO ATTACK, OR WHAT?

Ice King: Yep.

TO BE CONTINUED