User:Der Purple Ist Dank

Derpurple
Eww your in my profile, who reads profiles these days?

Background
I go on JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia & Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki accounts as you may or may not see -which is rather hard not to see- and I also have a KnowYourMeme account if you click "My Website". I also have a Steam & Skype account, currently named: Purple Dank. My accounts will always 100% have a JoJo-related profile picture without any doubt.

Currently Reading
JoJo Part 5: http://bato.to/read/_/137278/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-5-vento-aureo_v53_ch491-499_by_ignition-one/38

Poems
Roses are red

Violets are neato

You thought this was a poem

Roses are red

The Red Socks are from Boston

You thought this was a poem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

Quotes

 * "no" - Derpurple
 * "no comment" - Also Derpurple
 * "indeed" - Still Derpurple

Death Battles
NOTE: Some of these Death Battles are, were, and will be done in no particular order/randomly!

'''P.S: After the JoJo Battle Royale -the Season 5/Series Finale- I am quitting, though more like retiring from making Death Battles. I may adopt some Death Battles during this retirement and will help do JoJo character analyses and do other misc. work too.'''

Season 1 Poll: http://strawpoll.me/5002460 

Season 1: Pilot Season
( 5 Total, 5 Finished): 
 * Giorno Giovanna vs Misogi Kumagawa (Finished)
 * Kenshiro vs Jotaro (Finished)
 * Dio vs Loki (By Blip, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Alucard (Hellsing) vs Dio Brando (Finished)
 * Kars vs Cell (Finished, Season 1 Finale)

Season 2: Dio's Spree
 (11 Total, 6 Finished and 5 WIP): 
 * M. Bison vs Dio (Season 2 Premiere, Finished)
 * Aizen vs Dio (Collab with Shadow, Finished)
 * Dio vs Ganondorf (Finished, Alternate Outcome by Grnmachine1)
 * Sakuya Izayoi vs Dio Brando (Special Episode, Collab with Saikou, Finished)
 * Jade Eternal vs Dio Brando (Special Episode, by Tier, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Homura vs Dio [WIP] (Special Episode, Collab with Pika & Para)
 * Dio Brando vs Black Rock Shooter (Special Episode, Collab with Saikou, Finished)
 * Dracula vs Dio [WIP] (Special Episode, Collab with Bon)
 * Scott Pilgrim Universe vs Dio Brando &amp; ZA WARUDO! [WIP] (Original Season 1 & 2 Finale)
 * Time Master Battle Royale! -Ultimecia vs Aeon vs Luxord vs Dio- [WIP] (Original Season 2 Finale)
 * DIO vs Kars [WIP] (New Season 2 Finale, Collab with ArachnoGia)

Season 3: Out of the Dio, Into the Stardust & Beyond
 (21 Total, 7 Finished, 12 WIP, 2 Planned): 
 * Ichirin Kumoi & Unzan vs Jotaro Kujo & Star Platinum (Season 3 Premiere, by Saikou, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Kenshiro vs Jonathan Joestar (Finished)
 * Yu Narukami vs Jotaro Kujo (Collab with Dbfan, Finished)
 * Captain Falcon vs Ryu [WIP] (Collab with Para)
 * Cinder vs Scorpion [WIP]
 * Reptile vs. Riptor (Finished)
 * Kenshiro vs Akuma (Finished)
 * Juri VS Mileena (Finished)
 * Jonathan Joestar vs Captain Falcon [WIP]
 * Touhou-Verse vs JoJo-Verse [WIP] (Collab with Saikou)
 * Johnny Cage vs Joseph Joestar [WIP] (Collab with Blip)
 * Johnny Joestar Vs. Simon the Digger (By Arachno, Helped/Assisted, Finished)
 * Jonathan Joestar vs. Simon Belmont [WIP]
 * Noriaki Kakyoin vs Peridot [WIP] (By Blip, Helped/Assisted)
 * Weiss Schnee vs Jean-Pierre Polnareff [WIP] (Collab with Tier)
 * Jotaro Kujo vs Yoh Asakura [WIP]
 * Solf J. Kimblee vs Yoshikage Kira [WIP]
 * Solid Snake vs Albert Wesker [WIP]
 * Smoke vs. Fulgore [WIP]
 * Time Manipulator Battle Royale (Original Season 3 Finale)
 * Stardust Crusaders Battle Royale (New Season 3 Finale)

Season 4: Past the Stardust, Further Into the JoJo
 (16 Total, 7 WIP, 9 Planned) 
 * Vilgax vs Nova [WIP] (Season 4 Premiere)
 * Tohru Adachi vs Yoshikage Kira [WIP]
 * DIO vs Diavolo [WIP]
 * Neo (Matrix) vs Noriaki Kakyoin [WIP]
 * Albert Wesker vs. Alex Mercer [WIP]
 * Doctor Doom vs Albert Wesker [WIP]
 * Pillar Men Battle Royale [WIP] (No Red Stone of Aja): Kars vs Esidisi vs Wamuu vs Santana
 * Kars vs Ragyo Kiryuin
 * Joseph Joestar vs Gintoki Sakata (Actor Allusion Battle) 
 * Polnareff vs Benimaru
 * Stroheim vs Guile
 * Lisa Lisa vs Rose
 * Yoshikage Kira vs Giorno Giovanna
 * Josuke vs Diavolo
 * Okuyasu Nijimura vs Vanilla Ice (JoJo)
 * Johnny Joestar vs Enrico Pucci
 * Giorno vs Enrico Pucci (Season 4/Possible Series Finale)

Season 5: The HoR Fillers
 (12 Planned): 
 * Giorno vs Jolyne Kujo (Season 5 Premiere)
 * Yoshikage Kira vs Giorno Giovanna
 * Josuke vs Diavolo
 * Esdeath vs Dio Brando
 * Kurumi Tokisaki vs Dio Brando
 * Okuyasu Nijimura vs Kanji (Persona 4)
 * Enrico Pucci vs Vanilla Ice (JoJo)
 * Part 1 Dio vs Diego Brando
 * Diego Brando vs Riptor (Killer Instinct)
 * Diego Brando vs Reptile
 * Josuke vs Knuckle Bine (HxH)
 * Dio vs Hisoka (HxH)
 * William Anthonio Zeppeli vs Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli vs Gyro Zeppeli (Original Season 4 Finale)
 * JoJo Battle Royal: Jonathan vs Joseph vs Jotaro vs Josuke vs Giorno vs Jolyne vs Johnny vs JoJoLion (Season 5/Possible Series Finale)

Season 6: Misc Works, After Retirement (0 Planned)
None as of yet...TBA/TBD

Original Characters I guess
Got bored, none of these are to be taken seriously.

Derp
The Devourer of Logic, Sense, Reason, Meaning, and Existence (lazy as Patrick Star, intelligent as Ultron and Brainiac combined, as powerful as a black hole, Galactus and Galvatron combined times 7, abilities cannot affect gods or the concepts of gods: Madoka, Giorno Giovanna, Greek Gods, Asian Gods, Christian God, etc.)

Chronos
A combination of the titan and the god of time, works like the Stands from JoJo: The World, Killer Queen, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, Man Hood, and D4C.

Sud-Zerp
The icy abyss (created from the misspelling of Sub-Zero's name, works and looks like a combination of Dio Brando & Sub-Zero) body and atmosphere around "it" can reach to a point of below sub/absolute zero, lives near the center of the Milky Way and can move Massively Faster Than Light only in Space.

Ethan McEdgeLord
The most edgy bad-ass individual never, killed everyone cuz he had a bad day n ur gonna make it rite but den he decided to kill people the end.

Super Martial Arts Man
Is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee who had obtained the powers, skills, and abilities of Akuma, Ryu, Gouken, Jin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Jago, Raiden, Superman, Goku, Jackie Chan, Segata Sanshiro, Jet Li, Dio Brando, Kenshiro and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. As well as the Stand powers of King Crimson, Made in Heaven, D4C, Tusk ACT 4, Golden Experience Requiem and became the Ultimate Life Form thanks to the Red Stone of Aja and the Stone Mask.

Super Cena
John Cena except he met Super Martial Arts Man who granted him the combined force of: Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Edge, Big Show, Chris Jericho, Shawn Micheals, Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior and The Rock. Gained the abilities of Superman, Goku, Kenshiro, Ryu, Guile, Asura, Hulk, Doomsday, and Broly. Has the Stand abilities of Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, Echoes ACT 3, Hermit Purple, Silver Chariot, Hierophant Green, Cream, The Hand, The World, Sticky Fingers, The Hanged Man, The Man in the Mirror, The Emperor, and Stone Free.

The Business Man: E-Nick-gma
Evans Nickolas was an American citizen of Russian-Japanese descent who lived around the times of World War 1 to the Vietnam War. And because of his descent he was discriminated. However, he managed to become business man, real estate agent, and assassin for the FBI and CIA and was born from a mother who was a former KGB agent and a father who was of samurai and ninja blood. All he wanted was a peaceful and quiet life, then randomly gets turned into a Cinder-Scorpion-Fulgore-Smoke-Kabal hybrid. His powers are similar to all five with the added bonus of Solf J. Kimblee's alchemy and Yoshikage Kira's Killer Queen. Instead of hating his new self and his powers, he loves it like Yoshikage Kira, Kimblee and Cinder. He however follows a code of honor and has his boundaries. His powers include those of the seven people linked in blue. But he also has disintegration, laser beams, plasma blasts, bombs of different kinds, hellfire, solar flares, radiation, and atomization. However there are limits to most of these powers, especially the more dangerous and out of control ones.