User blog comment:Ceoxal/A battle of OP wanks/@comment-27019676-20170415190550

Patrick Bang:

-Survived getting crushed by his giant house

-Crashed Jupiter into Saturn (Ik it was the bad spongebob movie, but still)

-Hes got the moves like Squidward, and could out-dance Sans

-He can make faces with his skin

-He survived a giant wrench falling on his head

-HES THE FOUNDER OF ****ING WUMBOLOGY! He has years of life experience!

-Hes always "here" on Double Weenie Wednesday

-He survived getting brutally beat up by SANS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdnw5FCoZ0

-He survived getting a trumpet impaled into his neck

-He pushed Bikini Bottom somewhere else.

-He can sit on hooks, and shove them in his neck hole, like a TRUE daredevil

-Ran to the sun and back

- He survived an explosion by Sandy

-He survived getting his head ripped off by Sandy

-Has telekinses

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">And NEVER, call him Tubby.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Bang Flash:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Having access to the White, Black, Blue, and Green Lantern cores.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Outrunning his own death to the end of the universe

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Exploring the entire universe and going through dimensions

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Rebooting the whole DC universe after Flashpoint

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Merging the whole DC multiverse into one big universe.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Merging with The Black Racer to defeat Darkseid in the Darkseid: War comics.