User blog:Pokemon Trainer Lion/Pokemanz Fanon:- Episode 2, Seas 1

More cringe

The Story Moves On
After everybody was undrunk...

Masta: HE WAS BIIIIIG~ AND HE WAS TENTACLEEEEEEEEEED AS FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!


 * Gunshot*

Masta: LION. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME IN THIS WAY?

Quaunt: what.

Lion: Shut the fuck up Masta I just got undrunk.


 * necksnap*

Quaunt: What are you Tifa?


 * more gunshots*

HG walked into the room. He was holding an assault rifle packed with his Hydro Pumps, explaining why Masta didn't explode. Lion turned to HG. A battle ensued.

You are challenged by Totodile LION and Mudkip HG!!!!

GO! Pikachu MASTA! Froakie QUAUNT joins you!

QUAUNT used Surf!

It's not very effective on neither LION nor H!

MASTA used Volt Tackle!

It's Super Effective on HG!

LION used Slash!

A critical hit!

QUAUNT fainted!

HG used EARTHQUAKE!

It's Super Effective on MASTA!

MASTA fainted!

You were defeated by Totodile LION and Mudkip HG!!!!

Masta: GG.

HG: No re.

Lion: HashtagTheGod.

Quaunt: rematch!

HG: Hang on, I gotta do something.

Afterwards, HG fired off a gun, creating a portal.

Link: WE DIDNT FUCK FOR 8 HOURS!!!!

HG: (grins) Wrong room.

He opened up another portal, and found Rexe with a cup of tea.

Rexe: Ey HG.

HG: 'Eyo.

Rexe: What do you want?

HG: That corpse of the thing Lion killed yesterday.

Rexe: *hands HG the corpse*

HG: Thanks.

As he threw in the corpse, Masta jumped.

Masta: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!

HG: ZeedMilleniummon. One-shotted because of no quality.

Quaunt: ow.

Lion: Because I'm badass.

~Episode 2~