Thread:Necromercer/@comment-33389147-20191130174213/@comment-37644871-20191201004352

I'm back. So, here it is. its been about two hours since this happened, but I decided to eat early, so I got a hamburger and some cheese and stuff, and I grilled the burger, and I then tried to grill the bun and cheese, along with the burger.

I had cut the cheese to thick, so My dumbass decided to pull out my trusty Zippo, and melt the cheese. I forgot how to logic, and I held the lighter straight down, and the flame went up. I set my Band-Aid(which was on my finger from cutting myself earlier.) on fire, and dropped the zippo onto the grill.

I set the top grill plate on fire. After I put out my finger, ( the grill caught fire thanks the grease) I put dish soap on the fire.

the fire went out, and my dinner was a charred mess. So, I got that cleaned up and ate a TV dinner instead. Luckily, Inkreil and my mom were working, and my sister was in the back room on the phone, so the only witness to my crime was the dog. (But she can't do shit to me...I still feel guilty)

So...that's why I don't cook.