User blog:Ceoxal/Superman vs Whis... as written by a gangsta

Supamayne vs Whis be a What-If, biatch? Dirtnap Battle.

Interlude
Wiz: Supamayne tha playa of steel

Boomstick: Whis

Boomstick: Dat punk Wiz n' I be Boomstick.

Wiz: And itz our thang ta analyse they weapons, armor n' game ta smoke up whoz ass would win a Dirtnap Battle.

Supamayne
Wiz: Supamayne is by far one of da most thugged-out bangin charactas up in comic books.

Boomstick: Some Supamayne feats include defeatin a weakened Anti-Monitor, fightin ta a stalemate wit Superboy-Prime, survivin Darseidz omega beams, survivin 15 supernova's, liftin tha the Spectre whoz ass weights n' infinite amount of weight, n' nuff more.

Wiz: Dude is so phat his schmoooove ass can fuck wit universes.

Boomstick: We already covered a shitload bout Supamayne up in Supamayne vs Goku 1 n' 2 so go check dem up fo' mo' shiznit on Superman

Whis
Wiz: Whis is mad phat dat schmoooove muthafucka has superhuman strength, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, a pimped out fighter, his schmoooove ass can even rewind time, n' his schmoooove ass can even on blasted Beerus.

Boomstick: Whiss main weaknizz is dat his schmoooove ass can only rewind time back a tiny bit of time.

Fight
Whis seez Superman

Whis: Yo crazy-ass tha one whoz ass capped Goku.

Superman: I had ta if I didn't tha earth would be fucked wit again.

Whis: Yo ass must die!

Fight

Whis hits Supamayne multiple times

Superman: Don't make me do this!

Whis keeps hittin Superman.

Superman: Enough!

Supamayne snaps Whiss neck.

KO

Supamayne flies tha fuck into space.

Results
Boomstick: I thought Whis was stronger than Goku fo'sho. Why was Whis vs Supamayne a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shorta fight?

Wiz: Da reason why Goku vs Supamayne was such a long-ass fight is cuz Supamayne was holdin back n' was forced ta bust a cap up in Goku fo'sho. If Supamayne wasn't holdin back Goku would be dead up in less than a second.

Boomstick: Now I git it Supamayne feared tha earth so da ruffneck didn't hold back n' capped Whis right away.

Wiz: Great thang Boomstick you now git dat shiznit son!

Boomstick: Da balla is Superman