Rodan vs Kyoko

note:I spent all night doing this so at least show some respect.

Wiz:Red is demonstrated in a lot of badass characters.

Boomstick:it also reminds me of my ex wife's extreme period like Rodan Godzilla's enemy.

Wiz:and Kyoko Sakura one of the 5 magical girls.

Boomstick:he's wiz and I'm boomstick

Wiz:and it's our job to analyze their wepons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Rodan

Wiz:1956 there were 2 giant pteradactly things known as rodans.

Boomstick:and as bad luck would have it they tried to destroy Japan just like a classic monster movie.

Wiz: Rodan possesses super speed and agilitiy and can use his wings to create shockwaves.

Boomstick:speaking of shock it would be shocking to find a giant pteradactly.

Wiz:he can demolish cities as can break boulders with his beak.

Boomstick:and like the average bird he can lift other kaijus, wait a minute did he just lift godzilla?

Wiz:that's right he can fight godzilla himself.

Boomstick:not only that but he has a atomic heat ray similar to godzilla's atomic breath.

Wiz:he is durable enough to survive godzilla's signature atomic breath.

Boomstick:who would I mean I would die if a giant lizard breathed his smelly breath at me.

Kyoko Sakura

Wiz:Kyoko Sakura was just a normal girl until she met a magical ferret and became a magic girl.

Boomstick:and if you think her backstory is good it is actually pretty fucked up her family died.

Wiz:she then became a villain. Her signature wepon is her spear. She is also pretty smart.

Boomstick:so she is a nerd girl?

Wiz:no and she is also fast and she has a suicide attack where she puts pain on the soul gem to add power to a spear.

Boomstick:soul gem? She is like a typical girl always wanting jewelry.

Wiz:she is also loves food. Alll types of food. Burgers,Fries,Soda,Chocolate,tacos,burritos,quesadillas,nachos,potato chips,pizza,and every single food.

Boomstick:Pizza you say ?Speaking of Pizza I want a Pizza dat.

Wiz:alright the cobatants are set let's end this debate once and foreall

Boomstick:it's time for a death battle!!!!!!!

Kyoko finds the city of Japan destroyed.

Kyoko:damn I lived in the city.

Kyoko:whoever did this show yourself

Rodan flies in the air and roars at her.

Kyoko:challenge accepted

She turns into a magical girl

Fight!

Rodan creating several shockwaves that hit her.

Kyoko:you bastard!(I got this from the game where she says this to madoka for killing Sayaka's witch)

Kyoko throws several spears at Rodan. Rodan grabs Kyoko and flies away. Rodan drops her. Kyoko hits the ground at full force. Kyoko remembers her soul gem. Kyoko runs at Rodan and jumps at Rodan and kicks him sending him flying. Rodan breathes an atomic heat beam. Kyoko is engulfed but is still alive.

Kyoko:take that birdbrain pffffft

Rodan fires several heat beams at her but she dodges due to her speed this causes several explosions.

Mami:what was that?

Finally Rodan blasts one more heat beam which hits her back.

Kyoko:is that all you've got.

Madoka,Sayaka,Homura,and Mami walks toward the fight scence.

Madoka:go Sakura San!(I got it from the video game where that's what Madoka calls her.)

Kyoko:Madoka don't help I don't want you to get hurt.

Rodan bites her at full force.

Kyoko:owwww!

Rodan throws her and slashes at her with his wing.

Kyoko:time to finish this.

Kyoko throws several magic spears at Rodan impaling him. Rodan collaspes to the ground.

Madoka:you were awesome Kyoko.

Kyoko:thanks let's eat I'm starving.

K.O.!

The girls have a tea party while Godzilla t-bags Rodan's corpse.

Boomstick;what the hell a Kaiju lost to this little girl?!

Wiz:yes anyway even though Rodan is a powerfulll Kaiju he stood little chance against an extreme magic girl.

Boomstick:but Wiz Rodan survived godzilla's atomic breath surely he can survive a few measly spears.

Wiz:actually there is no envidence of Rodan being able to survive impaled and those where magic spears.

Boomstick:godzilla fanboys might take a lot of "stick" from this battle.

Wiz:the winner is Kyoko Sakura.