Spinal X May

Spinal X May is a What If? Episode of DEATH BATTLE.

Description
KILLER INSTINCT X GUILTY GEAR! West vs East!! Two differing Pirates from two completely differing universes ask the question, which series is the most hardcore, KILLER INSTINCT of the West, or GUILTY GEAR of the East?

Interlude
Wiz: When it comes to the Ninja's greatest rival in the media, these two are among the most hardcore.

Boomstick: I bet if she loses, that skeleton thing is gonna fail to have his baby!

Wiz: That sounded wrong on so many levels. Ugh... Anyway, Spinal, the Skeleton pirate of KILLER INSTINCT.

Boomstick: And May, high ranking member of the Jellyfish Pirates, and is in love with- , Wiz: Johnny, May actually doesn't want anyone else.

'''Boomstick: But look at her, Wiz! She's Voluptuous, cute, and-'''

Wiz: Oh shut up, Boomstick. I'm Wizard, & you obviously know Boomstick, & It's our Job to analyze their Weapons, Armor, & Skills to find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE.

Boomstick: WOO HOO!!!

Wiz: We'll just get this over with whether Boomstick likes it or not.

Spinal
Wiz: ULTRATECH has been known for many powerful beings. Like Fulgore.

Boomstick: Cinder.

Wiz: Spinal.

'''Boomstick: &- (Record Scratches) WHAT!? Spinal is no ULTRATECH member! He's just a pirate abomination!'''

Wiz: Well... He WAS a member of ULTRATECH, was killed afterwards. Was brought back to life by Gargos (Who he hated despite his loyalty.), and was resurrected a third time. Clearly the Skeletal Pirate can't seem to choose between the side of Neutrality, or Evil.

Boomstick: During his time in ULTRATECH, he is forced to be used like Riptor, & Fulgore; like experiments for the KILLER INSTINCT tournaments.

Wiz: Unlike those two, Spinal is merely a skeletal entity without a Brain, yet he seems to be able to remember what happened when he was alive, as Spinal is technically dead. He just has an artificial life force of some kind to sustain life as an undead.

'''Boomstick: But after Eyedol's murder, by that point, Spinal is already Dead... UNTIL...'''

Wiz: Gargos resurrected everyone's favorite Skeletal Pirate, but was forced to live with Gargos ordering him around, and failing at a high percentage. Spinal wanted ULTRATECH back...

Boomstick: Eventually Spinal got murdered again, and Gargos was sent to Hell!

Wiz: But Spinal came back once more from the Mask of the Ancients-

Boomstick: Which caused LOTSA debate as to what really brought Spinal to life!

Wiz: But We'll