Paul Blart vs. Rick Grimes

Paul Blart vs. Rick Grimes is the sixth death battle for JackytheJack, and it is sure to be a death battle with at least two deaths in it because it's going to kill the writer by the end of this. Anyways, this battle involves Paul Blart, a mall cop from a movie of the same name, fighting Rick Grimes, a former deputy from The Walking Dead.

Description
Paul Blart vs. The Walking Dead! Two officers of the law enter, but only one will leave. Will Blart be the one to stomp out Grimes and his crimes for good, or will Rick show Paul why he's the true deputy around these parts?

Interlude
Wiz: Officers. They protect us from all sorts of criminal activity, with a sworn duty to protect the innocent and uphold the rules of society. Truly an honorable role.

'''Boomstick: Wiz, are we doing this? Are we really doing this? Think long and hard about what we're doing Wiz. Are you sure you want to do this. '''

Wiz: Yes, Boomstick. We're doing this. Now say your line so we can get on with the show.

'''Boomstick: But Wiz! Come on, this is just stupid! '''

Wiz: Wiz, if you do this, I will personally go out and buy you a gun of your choice.

'''Boomstick: ...a gun of my choice? '''

Wiz: Any one you want, Boomstick.

Boomstick: Paul Blart, the obese mall cop.

Wiz: And Rick Grimes, zombie slayer, and leader of Alexandria.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick, future owner of a minigun!

Wiz: Oh dear...and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Paul Blart
Wiz: Paul Blart had been working in the West Orange County mall for ten years, doing his best to protect and ensure the safety of the people there for the entirety of his career.

'''Boomstick: Though, he kind of failed miserably at this, most of the time. He didn't exactly have much of a presence, and his physical fitness certainly didn't help him, and that's why he had to take his segway everywhere. Jeez, he's kind of a loser. '''