Sans Vs Skeletron Prime

Pupper: Sans, Everyone's favorite skeleton...

Doge: Skeletron prime, a mechanical boss...

Pupper: Let's see who would win in a death battle

Sans
Pupper: Sans, with his younger brother papyrus, live in snowdin.

Doge: Sans is normally a pun loving, laid back skeleton

Pupper: Until you do the genocide route.

Doge: this is where sans get's Ugly

Pupper: Sans applies Karma on you, dealing extra damage for your sins, plus removing invicibilty frames (hits 40 times a second) and will apply a poison effect.

Doge: But wait there's more

Pupper: Sans has gaster blasters, which is probably san's most powerful attacks

Doge: sans also has bone attacks, blue bone attacks, soul tossing, and more.

Pupper: Plus, sans has a bone cage to "DUNK" you if you spare him

Doge: He has a weakness, Right?

Pupper: he only has 1 attack and 1 def

Doge: oh.

Pupper: he makes up for his 1 attack with karma's 40 hits per second, and he dodges to make up for his 1 def

Doge: Does he get exhausted?

Pupper: yes, he does, but he never ends his turn, but that is a game mechanic that won't mix with terraria.

"Y O U ' L L B E  D E A D  W H E R E  Y O U  S T A N D"

Skeletron Prime
Pupper: Skeletron Prime's lore is unknown. he is just a mechanicalized version of skeletron

Doge: YES! we skip to the abilities

Pupper: Skeletron Prime has 4 arms plus a head.

Doge: The four arms are the vice, saw, cannon, and laser. NICE!

Pupper: And the head can spin and hurt like hecc

Doge: Spin to win!

Pupper: He kept up with the terraria guy, which can dodge lightning

Doge: But his weakness is just simple: hit him enough and he will break

Pupper: you are right

(lol rip skeletron prime doesn't have a quote.)

Intermission
Pupper: Alright, the combatants are set. let's settle this debate once and for all

Doge: It's time for a death battle!!!!!!