User blog:MacabreHarmony/OMM: SammyClassicSonicFan vs SuperMinecraftKid

SuperMinecraftKid is scrolling through Youtube, watching things he really shouldn't be allowed to be watching, until he stumbles upon SammyClassicSonicFan's channel. "This f*g likes f*cking Nintendo!? FIRST SCOTT CAWTHON NOW F*CKING YOUTUBE? AAAAGGHAHSADHJDHADJDHDJHDJA!!!!" Sammy is playing his Wii U until MinecraftKid busts through his wall. "YOU'RE DEAD YOU F*CKING F*CK!" "Hey! What the frick is wrong with you, you Minecraft fan-frick!" MinecraftKid then uppercuts Sammy into the ceiling. "Daisy! You gotta get out of here quick! Alright you frickin' Nintendo hater! It's time you learned that your actions have consequences!"

NOBODY BLINK!

FIGHT!

Sammy gets his wooden sword and hits MinecraftKid with it. "YOU F*CKING IDIOT LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" MinecraftKid jumps on Sammy and starts biting his neck. "ROAAAAR!" Suddenly, Sammy pushes him off and goes Super Saiyan. "I'M TIRED OF THIS FRICKIN' TROLL!" Sammy equips the Fire Mario Backpack and flies into the sky. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME YOU B*TCH!" Minecraft Kid eats 50 Golden Apples and turns into Shadow SuperMinecraftKid (giving him a 40% power increase) and chases after Sammy. He grabs on to him and says, "Any last words you F*CKING F*CK!?" "Yeah! Here's one! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" The yelling from Sammy is so loud that MinecraftKid's ears combust. He lands on the ground screaming in anger. Sammy goes down to him. "No! Please! I'll like f*cking Nintendo! I promise!" "You're fricked you troll! ROAAAAAR!" Sammy then unleashes a punch onto SuperMinecraftKid that is so powerful that it blows up the multiverse. Sammy is seen floating in space, but he opens his eyes. "Looks like that troll has been eradicated! Now to go play my Wii U with Daisy!"

K.O.!