User blog:LeTotalMemer2/LeTotalMemer DBX - Ramona Flowers vs. Tord Larsson



NO RULES, JUST BLOODSHED, DBX!

Tord Larsson had recently just killed Star Protaginist, Scott Pilgrim, now, Ramona will try to avenge Scott by killing his Murderer, Tord!

'Tord then turned around to see Ramona Flowers looking at him with Hammer in hand. Tord then stated "Ah Bloody hell." Tord then got into a fighting position after reloading his pistols, and Ramona got into her fighting position.'

HERE WE GOOO!
'Ramona then hit Tord with her hammer and he went flying through a building into a wall. Tord then started shooting his pistols at Ramona, Who luckily was wearing her skates, dodged the bullets. Tord then grabbed a knife from his coat, and threw it at Ramona, in which it only hit her jacket, Tord then got distracted as he was hit by Ramona Hammer again, and he went flying into a building as What revealed behind it? The AVGN Playing the Scott Pilgrim game. Ramona distracted then got hit by Tord, who found a baseball bat on the floor. The AVGN just replied, "What the fuck was that?!" Ramona hid behind a Cabinet full of games, Tord then looked around and heard something fall, and then ran over there, and as soon as he got there, Ramona hit Tord with her bat, and the 2 started fighting until they got out in which The AVGN Just replied, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?!?!" Little did they know the Skytrain was out of control and fell off the tracks, soon hitting both Tord and Ramona.'



'Tord soon woke up in a hospital hearing Beep's from a dialysis machine. He saw his opponent in a bed looking around to figure out what happened. Both soon heard the nurse, who said "Oh your both up!" Tord then asked "What happened?" The nurse then said "You and your friend were crushed by an out of control Skytrain, but now it's time for breakfast! What can i get you, Cereal, Bacon, Salad?" Tord then Stated "Bacon, for the love of god Bacon!" The Nurse then said "Oh sorry, but your friend just had the last one." Tord then turned to his right, and saw Ramona about to eat the last piece of bacon. Angered he got out his bed and both began to fight. Again.'

DBX!