Billy vs Patrick star

== Patrick star vs billy==

Description
Spongebob vs The grim adventure of billy and mandy. Which of the two dumbest character will win in death battle!

Interlude
Every show have a character that are dumb as rocks. From patrick star in spongebob that mistake a fire hydrant for squidward to billy in the grim adventure of billy and mandy that oblivious to pain. So what idiot will win in the death battle!

Patrick star
Patrick star is the best friend of spongebob while they are baby, and help spongebob to get king neptune crown back from shell city.

Ability:

He can do a star spin that can reflect projectiles, he can fly diffrent airship, his butt is made of steel, can make clone of him by ripping his arm off,  made weapons out of sand, eat 1,000 krabby patties in one day, cartwheel, ground smash, grappling tongue, and can karate chop things in half.

Elastic waistband:

Control his body to stretch, but he will cannot use his power if he stretched to much.

Mr. Superawsomeness:

Control ice cream at high speed with super strength, speed, and unlimited stamina.

Strength:

Can pick his house to use it as a bludgeoning weapon, threw a entire dumpster, and lifted a piece of road off the ground.

Weapon:

He carry a pickle blaster that can destroy plankton robots, condiment cannon, exploding pie launcher, portable tarter sause, neptuning fork, bubble gum blaster, reef blower that destroy squidward house, and net gun.

Speed: Keep up with spongebob

Durable:

He have survived being reduce to ashes, explosion that destroy bikini bottom, and been crush from alaskan bull worm.

Weaknesses:

Very dumb, will died from dehydration if out of water for a long time, and arachnophobia.

Billy
Billy is the main character in his t.v show that with mandy met the grim reaper when billy pet hamster was dying, so they challenge the grim reaper to a game of limbo for the hamster life. And that grim loss, so he became their best friend forever.

Experinced:

Covered the planet with yogurt and destroyed an entire city along with lord pain.

Skill:

The skill he have is heightened pain tolerance, high confidence, manster distraction artist, chicken ball z power,  super yogurt hero, and can live without a brain.

Durable:

can take hits that send him far from earth atmospere and landed with little damage.

Scythe:

The scythe can open reality, bring anything to life, give him super powers, and whatever is cut cannot be repaired.

Weakness:

He is a idiot, very naive, toon force is radom, defeated by stronger enemies, and have bad things to him by bad luck or his foolishness.

Death battle
In jellyfish field, patrick is trying to catch jellyfish with his net. And spongebob was not there because he is at work, so patrick is passing the time by jellyfishing until spongebob come home. So he was chasing a flock of jellyfish when he accidently slam into a giant jellyfish; therefore, patrick start running for his life when he fall from a cliff. During the time billy is playing hide and seek with milkshake, so he is using grim sythe to make a portal in jellyfish field next to a cliff.

Billy: Milkshake will never find me hear! This is the best hiding place ever!

But then patrick star accidently landed on billy, and then he get off of billy to see a broken jellyfish next to him. Also billy get up very confused of what hit him.

Patrick: My net! I will teach you a lesson you big meanie.

Billy: But you crush me and the net, so what about we be friend.

Patrick: Liar liar plants for hire.

Billy: Then I will fight you to the death then!

Fight!
Patrick grab his pickle blaster to shoot at billy to send him couple of meters, but billy just get up to grab the scythe. And he shoot lightning that turn patrick into a crisp; however, patrick turn back to normal.

Patrick: That hurt!

So he did a cartwheel over billy, but billy get up to say.

Billy: Those attack are like tickles!

Then patrick put on a costume to be the elastic waistband, and he wrap around billy neck to choke him, but billy say,"

Billy: Hey, look over there! A tree.

So patrick turn around to see the tree to be hit in the head with a stick, and patrick rip his both hands to make a clone. And they do a reverse whirlpool that send billy through a tree, but billy fun toward the two clone of patrick. Then billy chop the heads of the clone, and they died.

Patrick: Not my friends you jerk!

Patrick then turn into Mr. superawesomeness to send all the ice cream from a factory to billy, but billy turn into super yogurt hero to send yogurt at the ice cream. And the both attack cancel each other, so they fight hand to hand when mr. superawesomeness karate almost chop billy. Then billy gain a power from the chicken ball.

Billy: You are a excellent oppodent my friend! But I will win this battle you weakling.

Billy punch and jap patrick over and over until patrick grab his netgun to trap billy in a net, but billy rip through the net with ease. And he power kick patrick to the ground, so patrick grab his reef blower to suck billy in to send him through a boulder. Then patrick grab his condiment cannon and neptuning fork to shoot over, but billy have deflect every attack with his quick reflex.

Patrick: Time to end this!

And patrick tackle billy to the ground to chop billy head with his chop, and suddenly spongebob come happy after a good after work when he see patrick with a bloody hand.

Spongebob: What just happen!

Patrick: This guy broke my net spongebob, and I very sorry spongebob.

After math
- Spongebob and patrick go back to play with squidward

- Billy family did a funeral when billy never come back home, but only few people come because of him having little friends.

Results
Billy have better weapons, more durable, more experinced, and equally dumb. But patrick have better skill, he is faster, more weapon, and more stronger. And patrick with his diffrent forms from mr. superawesomeness to elastic waistband, so the winner is patrick star!