Thread:ICTPhil/@comment-28787288-20180603213223/@comment-33562603-20180611121857

Whole battle is ready, it has about 1800 words in total, battle section counts about 1000 words. I synchronized everything with previous battle, i also explained mistaken things about Kat powers, like those appeared because of Kat's "laziness".

Mr. Cat Vs. Kat 2
Once again, Kaeloo vs. Kid vs. Kat. Once again, those weapon-wielding felines will meet and create havoc around. Will Mr.Cat annihilate his rival once again? or, will Kat get a revenge?

Introduction
'''Boomstick: Wait a second, isn't their last fight ended with Kat buried underground considered as dead. That surely solved this conflict.'''

Wiz: Correct, also last time, Kat was lazy enough to don't use all of his abilities, but now he is known to survive this punishment and...

Boomstick: He is coming back, angry and ready to strike with everything he have?

Wiz: You are correct once again.

'''Boomstick: Oh hell yeah! More explosions! What are we waiting for then?'''

Wiz: so, once again, Mr. Cat, the bazooka-wielding feline,

'''Boomstick: and Kat, the destructive katnipian. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick'''

Wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

Mr. Cat
Wiz: We already showed you his powers and abilities last time, nothing changed, but we guess we can remind you the most importatnt ones.

Boomstick: So, like last time, Mr. Cat carries an arsenal of his favorite weapons. Wiz: He's equipped with golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, mallets, chainsaws, dual pistols and of course his preferred dual bazookas. Boomstick: He can stretch his limbs, teleport using his mother's cat flaps, use levitation spells and has card powers. Wiz: His amulet protects him and his six-month old cheese still smells nasty. Boomstick:He survived hits from Bad Kaeloo and his weapons, burnt alive, taken down legions of zombies solo, and can lift a 100-ton mallet and survive being hit by a meteorite. Wiz: He is ready to spread destruction once again.

Kat
Wiz: In Kat's case however, we should point out more additional info about him.

Boomstick: Because now he will use all of his possible powers.

Wiz: Like Body shape shifting, shooting lasers and producing heat from his claws , and of course his durability supported by his great healing factor,

'''Boomstick: To change into liquid, shoot without guns, cut through everything like lightsaber,his claws can also change into deadly buzz-saws, and he is also known to regenerate and survive being reduced to pile of dust.'''

Wiz: And thats not all, he is able to separate his body parts and put them back together without injuring himself, he is even able to behead himself without serving any injuries.

Boomstick: He is also able to survive extremely low and high temperatures.

Wiz: He survived falling into lava, vacuum of outer space, or being encased in a block of ice.

Boomstick: It turns out that he is harder than we thought.

Wiz: His equipment also improves due to this changes. Firstly, his collar.

Boomstick: Additionally it features shield generator, tractor beam.

Wiz: To protect himself and levitate objects, sounds similar to Mr. Cat's magic.

Boomstick: But it gives him extra cloaking device, that makes him invisible.

Wiz: We could reveal more of his weapons, but in his previous fight he lost most of them.

Boomstick: However he possesses everything to get back in action.

Wiz: We should also add that he beaten his "Kid Vs Kat" rival more than once.

Boomstick: He even succeed to send Fishy Frisky Bits to his home planet!

DEATH BATTLE!
Location: Smileyland, Mr. Cat is walking away, while Kat's paw gets out of ground in zombie style. He gets out the ground with angry red eyes, and throws rock at Mr. Cat.

Mr. Cat looks back and surprisingly sees his fallen enemy alive.

Mr. Cat: So you back for more?

Kat: Meow! (Translation: This time it wont be that easy!)

Mr. Cat: Alright, once again this means war.

The two stand against each other.

FIGHT!

Kat rushes Mr. Cat, while he steps away and let's Kat to fall on ground. Mr. Cat attempts to slashs Kat with a chainsaw while he activates tractor beam and throws   Mr. Cat away, knocking him backwards.

Mr. Cat: Hey,whats this? some new tricks? It's not going to help you anyway!

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Then take this!)

Kat pulls out a laser pistol and fires at Mr. Cat, who evades the shot and pulls out two pistols. Kat shots once again and lands hit on one of Mr. Cat's pistols destroying it.

Mr. Cat: You seriously, starting to make me angry!

Mr. Cat Fires at Kat, and bullet successfully reached target, Kat falls to the ground and turns into liquid.

Mr. Cat: That was too easy.

Kat suddenly changes his shape and backs on his feet.

Boomstick: Hey, last time when Kat get shot, it ended bloody way!

Wiz: Yes, but its one of his unused abilities, he has no problem with metal in his body, even if it goes through his eye or head.

Boomstick: So he became more powerful now.

Wiz: He WAS that powerful last time and in his series he even met with similar situation.

Mr. Cat: Ewww, i wish i didin't see that.

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Stop complaining and fight.)

Kat fires and once again lands hit on Mr. Cat's pistol destroying it. Mr. Cat approaches Kat and cuts his laser with chainsaw, Kat changes his front paws into buzz-saws in respond.

Mr. Cat: Well, that's cheating.

Their saw-blades lock, Mr.Cat with his strength gains advantage and cuts one of Kat's paws.

Mr. Cat: Try to cheat this!

Mr. Cat attempts to cut Kat down with his chainsaw, but Kat activates shield genetator and blocks his attack, after that he cuts Mr.Cats chainsaw in half and pushes him away.Than Kat attaches his cut arm to his body.

Mr. Cat: This is soo annoying, stop doing so!

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Ok, see you next time then.)

Kat opens portal and leaves, confused Mr. Cat hop into a Travel Toilet and flushes himself after Kat.

Location: Bootsville, near Bertonburgers house. Kat exits portal.

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Now lets back to food busines.)

Mr. Cat arrives out of the Travel Toilet and they both see each other.

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Stop stalking me!)

Mr. Cat: We're going back to basics. Kat enters bertonburgers house. Mr.Cat pulls out the bazooka, blows up doors in pieces and enters, just to see Kat in standing in living room, trying to create laser from remote.

Mr. Cat picks up tv and throws it at Kat, hitting him.

Mr. Cat: If you want to use a remote, you need a tv!

Kat breaks tv, picks up picture tube and runs to kitchen.

Mr. Cat: yea, just keep runing!

Mr. Cat follows him and sees him assembling picture tube to parts of microwave. Mr.Cat pick's up knives and forks and throws them at kat, successfully impaling him. Kat then, again uses regeneration trick, turns on his cloaking device in collar and dissapears with gathered parts.

Mr. Cat: Now what? hunter becomes a prey, huh?

Kat creates laser blade from those parts and ignites it revealing himself in front of Mr. Cat.

Mr. Cat: Good!, if i wasn't already me, I'd say respect. But i'm not afraid of you.

Kat attacks Mr. Cat multiple times but he dodges most of them, and survive all of hits. Blade's RGB color becomes red and unstable

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Now you play with that.)

Kat tosses blade to Mr.Cat, and he grabs it.

Mr. Cat: Thanks! but i'm not that stupid.

Mr. Cat throws Blade at Kat and it explodes at him and knocks him backwards.

Kat: Me-ouch! (Translation: Ouch!)

Kat gets up and runs upstairs to his scratching post lair, Mr. Cat follows him.

Mr. Cat: Now what? You want me to redecorate your home?

Kat enters small spaceship in his home, Mr.Cat gets insite, after him.

Kat: Meow! (Translation: Now, just start engine, and fly free.)

Mr. Cat sees Kat in front of ship.

Mr. Cat: Stop running! Will you?

Kat: Meow! (Translation: I was about to give up, but you gave me an idea.)

Mr. Cat attacks Kat, but he evades it and leaves Mr. Cat in front of the ship. Kat uses control panel and locks doors in middle of the spaceship. Dors shuts. Mr.Cat and Kat are separated with dors with small window.

Kat:Meow! (Translation: Now i can tell you, that you fell into my trap) Mr. Cat: And so, you finally will escape? Scared litle kitty.

Kat:Meow! (Translation: Yes, i will escape and you will take flight straight at sun.)

Mr.Cat: You are not only runner but you also also pretty dumb, there is no way to reach sun with ship of this size, there is no enough fulel!

Kat:Meow! (Translation: This ship is powered by something unusual, my own invention, a nuclear battery.)

Engine starts and ship leaves Bertonburgers house leaving huge hole in roof.

Mr. Bertonburger exits his bedroom and sees all of destruction.

Mr. Bertonburger: COOP! Could you explain that oversized skylight?

Coop: Kat did that.

Mr. Bertonburger:*facepalm*

Location: Spaceship above Bootsville

Mr. Cat: I would like to see this power reactor, can i?

Kat:Meow! (Translation: Well, if you wish so.)

Kat opens small sealed doors and shows engine room with transparent glass containing energy collector.

Mr. Cat breaks glass in mid dors and sends rocket at the core hitting it and damaging it.

Kat:Meeeeeeow! (Translation:Noooooo!)

Mr. Cat: I guess our destination just changed.

Mr. Cat breaks doors with his 100-ton mallet, Kat shoots him with his claw lasers, suddenly engine stops and ship starts to fly downwards straight to Bootsvile forests like a missile.

Kat:Meow... (Translation: Thats gonna...)

Mr. Cat: ...hurt.

Battery breaks completely and starts to leak energy. Ship crashes striking the ground and malfunctioning battery triggers nuclear explosion. Explosion wipes hundreds of trees and creates huge hole. Only thing that did not evaporate is Kat.

KO!

Kat gets up and runs straight to his home, to avoid being blamed about this destruction.

Results
Boomstick: I love endings of these kind, great fireworks!

Wiz: This time Kat use all of his possible abilities, even if skills sometimes lack, his regeneration forgives all of his mistakes.

'''Boomstick: Everything goes similarry in his series, even if his enemies stops him he always try again, until success. Whatsmore in his series he never even gets close to death!'''

Wiz: This time, Mr. Cat had only strength advantage, Kat used his collar powers to substitute Mr. Cat's magic, with addition of cloaking device.

Boomstick: Even if most of Kat's weapons were previously destroyed, he stil was able to use his claws and machinery properly to gain close-quarters advantage.

Wiz: Mr. Cat was fighting and countering Kat greatly, but meet his durability limit.

Boomstick: Kat however once survived nuclear explosion of his homemade reactor.

Wiz: He made it without scratch, even if he was next to exploding core in cave, under mountain.

Boomstick: also while Mr. Cat was using typical earth weapons, Kat utilizes more advanced technology, even if its made by himself.

Wiz: This time the Winner is Kat!